4 Weirdest Gospels Left Out Of The Bible (From Jesus' Childhood to The Apocalypse)

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    Extracts taken from:
    The Infancy Gospel of Thomas Translated by Alexander Walker. From Ante-Nicene Fathers, Vol. 8. Edited by Alexander Roberts, James Donaldson, and A. Cleveland Coxe. (Buffalo, NY: Christian Literature Publishing Co., 1886.) www.earlychristianwritings.com...
    The Gospel of Nicodemus translated by Alexander Walker: en.wikisource.org/wiki/Ante-N...
    The Gospel of Judas translated by Mark M Mattison:
    www.gospels.net/judas
    The Apocalypse of Paul Translated by George W. MacRae and William R. Murdock
    Huge thanks to Manuel Rubio, our very talented editor.
    Thanks to Alex Stoica for his superb thumbnail.
    00:00 The Infancy Gospel of Thomas
    05:59 The Gospel of Nicodemus
    10:03 The Gospel of Judas
    14:28 The Apocalypse of Paul

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  • @Thomas-lu6gd
    @Thomas-lu6gd Před rokem +1934

    “Thou wouldst not make me angry. Truly, thou wouldst liketh me not when I am angry.”

  • @The_Death_Owl
    @The_Death_Owl Před rokem +1834

    I like how casually the village people go to Joseph and complain that Jesus killed their kids 😂

    • @chrisnewbury3793
      @chrisnewbury3793 Před rokem

      Well how you gonna go complain to the royal court about one of their princes killing your useless peasant-child?

    • @user-pm7fv9dt6j
      @user-pm7fv9dt6j Před rokem

      So Jesus was pro-abortion huh

    • @mikehawk2610
      @mikehawk2610 Před rokem +151

      @First Name Last Name these things where written well over 100 years after the death of jesus.
      the reason they where "left out" of the bible was because it was more or less fan fiction.

    • @je-freenorman7787
      @je-freenorman7787 Před rokem

      A gospel is a God Spel
      Religion is all satanic
      we need to GET RID OF RELIGION
      There was never a person named Jesus

    • @bazoo513
      @bazoo513 Před rokem +51

      @@mikehawk2610 And we know that how?

  • @CASHXRAT
    @CASHXRAT Před rokem +631

    Child Jesus is like the kid from that Twilight Zone episode, who makes people disappear and everyone’s gotta pretend to be happy around him or he’ll zap them too.

    • @rastaoiiii
      @rastaoiiii Před 8 měsíci +15

      s3ep8 It's a Good Life. Anthony Fremont
      (I just saw S.O.M. in concert a few weeks ago. 👍🏾)

    • @Louis-jm3zy
      @Louis-jm3zy Před 8 měsíci +11

      Billy Mumy. He was also the boy in LOST IN SPACE.

    • @khalilpontikes7293
      @khalilpontikes7293 Před 8 měsíci +6

      Wonder if that inspired Fallout 3

    • @JamesPattersonamg
      @JamesPattersonamg Před 8 měsíci +8

      OMG I forgot that episode lol

    • @jeremykelly3633
      @jeremykelly3633 Před 8 měsíci +10

      That episode had me shook 😂

  • @jh9667
    @jh9667 Před rokem +929

    I've always found children giving adults lip funny but "impious, ignorant sodomite" killed me. Masterfully done J man 😂

    • @jeffreywhittle6161
      @jeffreywhittle6161 Před rokem +28

      Odd, how being called a "sodomite" was an insult even then. Hmmm. Lol

    • @tatum1140
      @tatum1140 Před rokem +46

      @@jeffreywhittle6161 the insult is from Sodom and Gomorrah.

    • @Sabersafe
      @Sabersafe Před 11 měsíci +6

      Say his full name.
      Don't call Him J man.

    • @jh9667
      @jh9667 Před 11 měsíci +11

      @@Sabersafe why?

    • @jessicahay9305
      @jessicahay9305 Před 9 měsíci +26

      ​@@Sabersafewhy do you care about that but not baby Jesus apparently being an impulsive serial killer?

  • @OptimusMaximusNero
    @OptimusMaximusNero Před rokem +140

    Adult Jesus: "Love one another and pray for those who persecute you"
    Kid Jesus: "I don't like the way you breathe...DIE"

    • @ErenTheWarcriminal
      @ErenTheWarcriminal Před rokem +12

      Picturing kid Jesus screaming "DIE" to everyone and dropping them dead made me laugh

    • @danielcookson2644
      @danielcookson2644 Před 8 měsíci

      Thankfully these writings about child Jesus were not taken seriously due to them being written by heretics in the 2nd century over 100 years after his death.

    • @tomfc1
      @tomfc1 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Looks like it was his learning journey to understand power of love

    • @nathanclements1986
      @nathanclements1986 Před 3 měsíci

      😂

  • @Jotari
    @Jotari Před rokem +469

    You have to be amazed at those Jewish law makers who specifically made it illegal to turn clay into sparrows on the Sabbath. If Jesus had performed matter transmutation to create life on any other day of the week, presumably they wouldn't have blinked an eye.

    • @simonsilence
      @simonsilence Před 9 měsíci +22

      For waht I know from university, there have been 39 categories which the law makers included which were not allowed to be performed on sabbath.
      The 13th is translated as: shaping, the tewnty third as: kneading. As many goods in that time were made of clay including childrens toys, figurines and table ware for the rich it is likely that those both would have been the categories causing issues for the other jewish people. But looking at what scriptures and stories made it into the bible it seems likely the categories would have been named in detail like done so in other parts of the book. I can see why this one did not pass the council.

    • @occamraiser
      @occamraiser Před 9 měsíci

      THEY would have stoned him to death. The first generation of Christians were Jewish heretics.

    • @kaleahcollins4567
      @kaleahcollins4567 Před 8 měsíci +21

      You're not supposed to do any work on Sabbath so him making the clay sparrows you doing work with your hands that's what made it a bad thing but if he would have done it any other day and you're right they wouldn't even bat a eye .

    • @jimb0e186
      @jimb0e186 Před 8 měsíci +1

      This sounds like something David Mitchell would say lmao

    • @pudgeboyardee32
      @pudgeboyardee32 Před 8 měsíci +12

      You're not wrong. Golem of Prague is a great example of Jewish animatory 'magic' for want of a better word. The rabbi that made clay into the shape of an avenging giant and gave it life? He kept the sabbath holy so his creation still holds a place of veneration amongst the wider Jewish population.
      Making life from clay like God? Not blasphemy. Scheduling it on the wrong day? No burial on the mount of olives. Might as well start getting tattoos and ham-n-cheese sandwiches at that point.

  • @Jotari
    @Jotari Před rokem +374

    I don't know what's weirder. Jesus going around killing people (and making sparrows), or everyone's super subdued reaction to the super villain rampage.

    • @paulv6910
      @paulv6910 Před rokem +11

      Seems like he was some spoiled mix of jester, bully, and fabulist. A real role model.

    • @jhtsurvival
      @jhtsurvival Před rokem +4

      @@jhondoe9056 I have no tik tok or Facebook. I don't even own a cell phone

    • @toddparke8535
      @toddparke8535 Před rokem +2

      Call it The Billy Mumy Syndrome.

    • @arnowisp6244
      @arnowisp6244 Před rokem +14

      @@paulv6910 Or maybe because this was complete fanfiction?

    • @arnowisp6244
      @arnowisp6244 Před rokem +4

      This isbcalled Fanfiction for a reason.

  • @edwardmiessner6502
    @edwardmiessner6502 Před rokem +121

    Man that kid Jesus was quite the terror of the town, wasn't he?

    • @MackNcD
      @MackNcD Před rokem +4

      I was almost too enthralled be the old English style to notice (almost)
      Why did we stop speaking like we could move wind, toll bells and roll thunder with our words?

    • @hollyperrin7353
      @hollyperrin7353 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Oh, you know, the terrible jews, er, twos.

    • @princebond
      @princebond Před 7 měsíci +7

      Young Jesus was a menace.

    • @prestinnguyen9329
      @prestinnguyen9329 Před 6 měsíci +2

      hahahahahahahaaha! What a terror

  • @owellafehr5191
    @owellafehr5191 Před rokem +730

    Lol the first one sounds like the story of an ordinary couple who took in some sort of eldritch child with unholy demonic powers and are desperately trying to teach him that it's not okay to just kill the other kids b/c they disagree with you. 🤣

    • @owellafehr5191
      @owellafehr5191 Před rokem +12

      @Thisis Gettinboring Haven't watched The Boys but sounds accurate lol

    • @chrism7395
      @chrism7395 Před rokem +12

      It reminded me of The Midwich Cuckoos (aka Village of the Damned)

    • @vinrico6704
      @vinrico6704 Před rokem +18

      Your describing a Twilight Zone episode.

    • @HavanaSyndrome69
      @HavanaSyndrome69 Před rokem +13

      Damien hahaha I was thinking the same thing. Like they gave birth to the spawn of the devil

    • @chuck3518
      @chuck3518 Před rokem +12

      His power is terrifying, but best to not be confused with demons.

  • @greatexpectations6577
    @greatexpectations6577 Před rokem +230

    Imagine having a child god in your town who still has not learned how to control his powers?

    • @joemfk1
      @joemfk1 Před rokem +2

      Not a god, a being of the earth with a twist

    • @jtgd
      @jtgd Před rokem +14

      Looks like we have a Supe

    • @alexanderstrickland9036
      @alexanderstrickland9036 Před rokem +14

      Sounds like he had total control of his powers. Like that kid from the twighlight zone movie

    • @rookmaster7502
      @rookmaster7502 Před rokem +10

      Perhaps you mean control his emotions.

    • @alexanderstrickland9036
      @alexanderstrickland9036 Před rokem +16

      @@rookmaster7502 the story just feels like a bridge between Old Testament and New Testament.
      Yeah Jesus kills and blinds people because they dared mess with him, but unlike Old Testament he brought them all back to normal. It was a lesson more than divine/wanton wrath. At least as far as the story goes

  • @johnytwotimes4072
    @johnytwotimes4072 Před rokem +56

    Poor Joseph I can't imagine being the step-dad to a misbehaving Jesus. It's got to be tough to discipline him at all and how awkward it must be for him to drop him off at St Peter's gate every other weekend while trying to explain to GOD that his only begotten infallible son keeps getting into trouble and how he won't listen to you but if his actual Dad could take a small break being GOD and have a talk with him it would really help.

  • @FishBoneD14
    @FishBoneD14 Před rokem +222

    Literally what a kid with superpowers would do. Clearly he matured with age.

    • @macewbee
      @macewbee Před 7 měsíci +5

      Yep

    • @J_a_s_o_n
      @J_a_s_o_n Před 6 měsíci +2

      ​@@MDrew-lh5hksuper powers ?😂😂😂 you people are so naive. No miracles happened till he was 30 !! 😅😅😅

    • @Dracula139
      @Dracula139 Před 6 měsíci +8

      @@J_a_s_o_n how do you know?

    • @Dracula139
      @Dracula139 Před 6 měsíci

      because the bible says?? you know this book was remove from the bible right?@@J_a_s_o_n

    • @manny7289
      @manny7289 Před 5 měsíci +3

      @@Dracula139 he was there actually

  • @RexGalilae
    @RexGalilae Před rokem +333

    the first gospel paints a reverse villain origin story. An evil child who grew into a nice guy

    • @olorin4317
      @olorin4317 Před rokem +38

      The holiest of character arcs.

    • @arrow1414
      @arrow1414 Před rokem +22

      The opposite of Anikan Skywalker, who was supposed to be the Chosen One!

    • @nathanlevesque7812
      @nathanlevesque7812 Před rokem +11

      "nice guy" ™

    • @MarquisDeSacks
      @MarquisDeSacks Před rokem +17

      It really is a much more interesting story that way, I must admit. It's like any classic superhero origin where he starts out as an incorrigible rogue, bad seed, or fuck-up/failure and through the process of bildungsroman (and no, that's not got anything to do with the actual "Romans") becomes a true hero having learned something like the power of friendship, believing in yourself, doing right by others, responsibility and [insert your own cliched platitude here].

    • @RexGalilae
      @RexGalilae Před rokem +14

      @@nathanlevesque7812
      Thanks to the internet for ruining what used to literally be the best compliment you could give to a genuinely great person

  • @GunterThePenguinHatesHugs
    @GunterThePenguinHatesHugs Před rokem +443

    Jesus: _"Love thy Neighbor."_
    Also Jesus: _"The Weak should fear the Strong."_

    • @monkeypie8701
      @monkeypie8701 Před rokem +49

      Yeah, that just shows that its not gods word

    • @jonkore2024
      @jonkore2024 Před rokem +12

      Don't be weak

    • @mattdelarives2537
      @mattdelarives2537 Před rokem +29

      Love thy neighbor, especially if he is stronger than you.

    • @shipwreck9146
      @shipwreck9146 Před rokem +46

      "hmm, so thou shalt not finish thy journey."
      *kid drops dead immediately*

    • @zackkilgore528
      @zackkilgore528 Před rokem +37

      So we’re forgetting that this is heretical writings?

  • @chrisleon5918
    @chrisleon5918 Před rokem +306

    Two minutes in and Jesus already caught 2 bodies. This video rocks!

    • @barbaraayarza5352
      @barbaraayarza5352 Před 8 měsíci +18

      Well... This definitely explains why he was so forgiving 😂

    • @michaelmanzo4661
      @michaelmanzo4661 Před 8 měsíci +20

      ​@@barbaraayarza5352facts lol it's actually really relatable I always wondered how is Jesus as a child and like he was just like every other kid and he was a cocky shit and then found out and grew into himself and ended up being respectful and the blessing we all know

    • @geraldcolbert8312
      @geraldcolbert8312 Před 8 měsíci +4

      FACTS 💯

    • @TheDNAGroup
      @TheDNAGroup Před 7 měsíci

      Lol!

    • @Chad_Fuckhammer
      @Chad_Fuckhammer Před 7 měsíci +1

      Lol

  • @wesleyford7709
    @wesleyford7709 Před rokem +22

    Hi from Australia
    I came across this site while watching historical documentaries. What a fascinating way to learn about 'times gone by'. Love this site

  • @justin_5631
    @justin_5631 Před rokem +477

    Note that it is not lawful to make clay into Sparrows on the Sabbath. Not many people know this. Even I've done it a few times.

    • @viorelblaj4885
      @viorelblaj4885 Před rokem +25

      Yeah but make them fly after is pretty tricky...🤪

    • @PyrusFlameborn
      @PyrusFlameborn Před rokem +18

      I know you're not allowed to work on the Sabbath but to me it sounded like Jesus was playing with clay, not working.
      Does the Sabbath make a distinction between play and work? What kind of play is and is not allowed?

    • @joels310
      @joels310 Před rokem +12

      @@PyrusFlameborn foreplay?

    • @daisyadele967
      @daisyadele967 Před rokem +7

      @@PyrusFlameborn it depends on the person how strict they are. There are some people that see play and work as the same thing.

    • @FishBoneD14
      @FishBoneD14 Před rokem +6

      @@PyrusFlameborn Also his friends admitted to playing with him so if play is forbidden they too are at fault

  • @carpeimodiem
    @carpeimodiem Před rokem +57

    Nobody puts baby Jesus in the corner...

  • @blackanarchicreacts
    @blackanarchicreacts Před 8 měsíci +26

    Adolescent Jesus sounds like that little kid that held an entire town hostage with his reality-bending powers in the "corn field" episode of Twilight Zone

  • @themonkster333
    @themonkster333 Před 7 měsíci +29

    Everyone says, "what would Jesus do" and I say, "You clearly do not know Jesus"

  • @allfasten
    @allfasten Před rokem +37

    7:11 "Give each of us sheets of paper..." A very expensive proposition at the time.

  • @curiodyssey3867
    @curiodyssey3867 Před rokem +241

    'our children have been killed, why dost thou blaspheme?"
    perfectly rational reaction from the parents of multiple dead boys lmfao

    • @bazoo513
      @bazoo513 Před rokem +20

      Yup, just like the rest of the Bible.

    • @waleedalam7927
      @waleedalam7927 Před rokem +12

      lmao probably scared he would kill them too if they were more stern.

    • @alexanderstrickland9036
      @alexanderstrickland9036 Před rokem

      What’re they gonna do? Make Jesus kill them too?

    • @nikolakrstic8079
      @nikolakrstic8079 Před rokem +6

      @@bazoo513 like what for example?
      you are just saying anything so you can critique the bible

    • @bazoo513
      @bazoo513 Před rokem +9

      @@nikolakrstic8079 Sigh... Try actually _reading_ it.

  • @somechrisguy
    @somechrisguy Před rokem +157

    The final story in this was incredibly deep, the video was amazing, and the narration was perfect. It was not lost on me. I really appreciate the effort you put into this.

    • @codygruberg7083
      @codygruberg7083 Před 5 měsíci +1

      then you will love book of enoch

    • @TheUndergoundMan
      @TheUndergoundMan Před 3 měsíci

      My advice is that you should check these gospels and read them yourself, or watch some other videos on this topic. I would recommend for example video about the Gospel of Thomas from Let's Talk Religion channel. Where you can get real scholarly content and facts about that particular subject, than come back and compare it to this video. I'm not saying you must but I believe it would be good to check if this info is true. I should add, in case you actually decide to do that, you might be surprised. It's true that the church didn't like some things that are written in the gospels but this video is absolutely ridiculous.

  • @rev3182
    @rev3182 Před 6 měsíci +10

    It's easy to mock what is not understood. I was touched by the truth in Jesus's words, even at a young age. He spoke truth with power and authority, this manifested instant results. I love how these texts refute others that state Jesus went to India to learn what He needed to be able to teach as He did later in life. It is obvious, He was born different, an open valve to His Father, the truth in totality immersed in flesh. Hallelujah!

  • @Leviathis_Krade
    @Leviathis_Krade Před rokem +422

    I loved the 5th forgotten gospel where Jesus said: "it's Christmas time!" and caused a massive blizzard that froze a village.

    • @curiodyssey3867
      @curiodyssey3867 Před rokem +13

      oh my god haha

    • @thefogboundfan8314
      @thefogboundfan8314 Před rokem +17

      Now that's a Christmas story I could get on board with.

    • @vonderloo3184
      @vonderloo3184 Před rokem +3

      KRAMPOOSE

    • @je-freenorman7787
      @je-freenorman7787 Před rokem

      A gospel is a God Spel
      Religion is all satanic
      we need to GET RID OF RELIGION

    • @Leviathis_Krade
      @Leviathis_Krade Před rokem +6

      @@je-freenorman7787 actually its comes from the term Goose Compulsion, and was used by Geese in the olden days to make humanity forget the numerous war crimes their species committed.
      To make a long story short: the Geese were the ones that ended the blizzard, and the gospels were composed to cover up the fact that the Greek empire was actually the Goose empire.

  • @stanleysmith7551
    @stanleysmith7551 Před rokem +188

    I love how there's a super villain club where Satan and Hades are just plotting against Jesus.

    • @zbruteforce
      @zbruteforce Před rokem +19

      Along comes Mary and crushes Satan's head with Her heel.
      Jesus: Mary please take care of my light work.

    • @the1truth420
      @the1truth420 Před rokem +4

      @@zbruteforce no.

    • @occamraiser
      @occamraiser Před 9 měsíci

      Just like all those imaginary forces Trump claims are aligned against him. Another Cultist!

    • @scottlouissmith2382
      @scottlouissmith2382 Před 8 měsíci +5

      Don't you just love religious lideture? It's kinda like reading books of Santa.

    • @chacesimpson2856
      @chacesimpson2856 Před 8 měsíci +17

      ​@@scottlouissmith2382you will bow to your knees one day and proclaim Christ as Lord and king

  • @Santaheckler
    @Santaheckler Před 7 měsíci +30

    I love Jesus even more now. Thank you.

    • @AnaPeranovic-xr8zb
      @AnaPeranovic-xr8zb Před 6 měsíci +2

      Amen ALELUYAH ALELUYAH!!!

    • @TheTricksterFigure
      @TheTricksterFigure Před 3 měsíci

      I'm very sorry to see people confused by this video. You can check this if you want but it's 100% true. These are Gnostic texts and their origin is unknown, it is completely different religion from Christianity and has nothing to do with the Bible. In fact Gnosticism is a religion that is strongly opposed to Christianity and central belief is that Christian God is a demon. There are in fact real Christian gospels written by Jesus desciples like Thomas for example that were actually left out from the Bible, but these ones mentioned in this video are NOT those. The infancy gospel of Thomas (witch is included in this video) and the REAL gospel of Thomas (that was actually written by Jesus desciple Thomas) are two completely different religions. These texts were not supposed to be in the Bible because they are written by people who rejected Christianity, they were called the Gnostics and their religion is Gnosticism. So asking why these texts are not included in the Bible is like asking why is Shakespeare not included also ??? This creator is spreading lies just to get views, title of the video that says these texts are left out from the Bible created a confusion and it shows level of manipulation he used here. Type in Google "The Infancy gospel of Thomas" you will se it is a GNOSTIC TEXT. Not the real gospel of Thomas but the Infancy Gospel of Thomas (they are two seperate things). These gospels in the video were not written by Christian people, they were written by the Gnostics witch believed Jesus was a demon that came to decieve people. It's not strange for people who are not familiar with this to actually believe these texts were supposed to be in the Bible, and I hope this will help you understand what is really at play here about this video.

  • @brianfpp540
    @brianfpp540 Před 10 měsíci +8

    Whoever does the research for the images and artwork that are used in all voices of the past videos, they do a superb job of finding relevant and appropriate images. Thankyou to whoever it is.....

  • @Tzimiskes3506
    @Tzimiskes3506 Před rokem +271

    It seems that the gnostic writings were recorded by the Quran and hadiths.
    The Quran says that Jesus had made clay birds and gave life to inanimate objects which is exactly what we find in the gnostic writings about Jesus forming clay birds.

    • @HeatedFrost
      @HeatedFrost Před rokem +19

      the roman church didn’t influence christianity in the middle east that much

    • @Tzimiskes3506
      @Tzimiskes3506 Před rokem +19

      @@HeatedFrost i think that a heretical text agreed upon by both Catholics and Orthodox will indeed have an influence as it isn't important.

    • @MC-ng2gp
      @MC-ng2gp Před rokem +82

      Most of Muhammad and early Muslims understanding of Christianity and Judaism was from Gnostic or Apocryphal writing.

    • @Witnessmoo
      @Witnessmoo Před rokem

      Mohamed’s uncle was a gnostic christian. He actually raised Mohamed as a child because his own parents died when he was young… so…

    • @starcapture3040
      @starcapture3040 Před rokem

      ​@@HeatedFrost christianity came from the middel east but some believe the Nag Hamdi bible to be forgery

  • @Durtly
    @Durtly Před rokem +139

    Wow, it seems power fantasy fan fiction has been around awhile. No wonder the church rejected this. It's like having Batman go on a shooting spree.

    • @Twisted_Logic
      @Twisted_Logic Před rokem +12

      I highly recommend looking into the history of early Christian sects/heresies. It's fascinating stuff

    • @Maidaseu
      @Maidaseu Před rokem +15

      @pyropulse Which part of the Bible ever made sense?

    • @chiricahuaapache5132
      @chiricahuaapache5132 Před rokem +19

      @@Maidaseu Genesis. Exodus. Numbers. Song of Songs. Revelation.

    • @TheIgdrasil1
      @TheIgdrasil1 Před rokem +9

      @@chiricahuaapache5132 Full of crap, imaginative stuff, unprovable fantasies devoid of logic and reason.

    • @chiricahuaapache5132
      @chiricahuaapache5132 Před rokem +20

      @@TheIgdrasil1 But they are ALL true stories. They happened. Noah and the Ark. Moses. Everything. You need to get right with God, you could die at any moment. Repent! Repent Now! Jesus ❤ You.

  • @LivingInTheKaliYogurt
    @LivingInTheKaliYogurt Před rokem +322

    I'm disappointed that this video doesn't include the time when teenage Jesus travelled through time, invented rock n roll, and almost took his mom to the prom before teaching his dad how to stand up to Biff.

    • @merlin262005
      @merlin262005 Před rokem +36

      The Gospel According to Doc

    • @SarahConnor618
      @SarahConnor618 Před rokem +9

      Or he went to india as a teen

    • @user-jl9uy5zf4y
      @user-jl9uy5zf4y Před 11 měsíci +2

      That wasn't in the Bible, that was 'Back to the Future' the motion picture.

    • @drixg555
      @drixg555 Před 8 měsíci +4

      Some heretic wrote "The Gospel of Biff" and tried to get it accepted into the official canon. He and his cursed fanfic were declared anathema.

  • @Biblical_Mystery
    @Biblical_Mystery Před 5 měsíci +3

    Offering Heartfelt Prayers for a Shift from Financial Struggles to the Abundant Flow, Renewed Health, and Divine Blessings. 🌊 May Your Path be Brightened with Hope. 🌟

  • @aramwatters
    @aramwatters Před rokem +41

    "Which is better. To be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"
    -Paarthurnax

    • @mariusmarius4832
      @mariusmarius4832 Před 10 měsíci +3

      To be born good obviously.

    • @TrveKvltSeeker
      @TrveKvltSeeker Před 15 dny

      ⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@mariusmarius4832Being good is not enough.
      ..This is a trick question.
      Being born good, is being complacent, docile, and irrelevant. It's not enough.
      Overcoming ur evil nature through great efforts, Is fighting against conformity, temptations, and selfishness.
      Than, giving ur wealth to charities and institutions

  • @82dorrin
    @82dorrin Před rokem +106

    Eternal torment seems a bit harsh as a punishment for talking about sports after Church...

    • @tecumsehcristero
      @tecumsehcristero Před rokem +17

      The Gnostics were hardcore. They were far more rigid and hell obsessed than Dan Brown portrays them as in his books

    • @floridanews8786
      @floridanews8786 Před rokem

      Don't worry, Jesus was fabricated by the Romans to control the population. Roman guards loved it when people were foolish enough to turn the other cheek. "The meek shall inherit the earth" meanwhile: Romans cut down all the countries around them with the sword and steal everything they have.

    • @tecumsehcristero
      @tecumsehcristero Před rokem

      @Atheos B. Sapien evidence please.
      You statement is a fantasy.
      The Gnostics were the hyper Literalists not the ancient Catholics just read Clement of Alexandria. As for them being killed only the breakaway state of the Bogomils and the albigensians was violence used and that was super late like the 12th and 13th centuries and it was the cathars that started the violence and the violence was political.
      Please learn actual history and not pop history and conspiracy theories because next you're gonna tell me that the knights of the round table were 100% historical or that Edward Gibbon is a reliable source for accurate, unbiased history

    • @robinharwood5044
      @robinharwood5044 Před rokem +10

      On the contrary. It's an insufficient punishment for talking about sports at any time.

    • @origami83
      @origami83 Před rokem +7

      Isnt christianity such a lovely religion, of peace and forgiveness?

  • @timestampterrysassistant7638

    I now understand where the term “god-mode” comes from 💀

  • @Morristown337
    @Morristown337 Před 8 měsíci +25

    As a christian I struggle to understand the never ending torture of sinners. It scares me greatly. I believe forgiveness is important. Am I wrong?

    • @Gendiba1
      @Gendiba1 Před 8 měsíci +8

      Indeed is hard to understand forgiveness when there's also eternal torment.
      As a non christian I see this as one of the many contradictions that plagues these myths, proving they are just made up.

    • @Morristown337
      @Morristown337 Před 8 měsíci

      myths? Life hits us with things larger then us like cancer, sickness, divorce, debt, financial struggle, death of loved ones and far more struggles and issues. Are you strong enough to face or handle all of that? Am I the fool for putting faith in a higher power that things have purpose and will turn out ok if I keep going forward even when logic sais that it will not?@@Gendiba1

    • @kittentacticalwarfare1140
      @kittentacticalwarfare1140 Před 8 měsíci +6

      Free will is not freedom from consequences, people who die in sin are basically irredeemable.
      You had a whole lifetime to change your ways and you choose not to, heck some people willingly choose to be evil and refuse their inner divinity-goodness.
      Also is not never ending, after the end game they will receive the 'second death'(read revelations). It's debated, but given that we are told about their eternal torment before the mention of the second death, in which there is no mention of torture just about being thrown into a lake of fire.
      One could argue that they will simply be erased. This world it's either a failed experiment or an actual test for souls to prove that they would behave in God's realm.
      Just like how we have to put criminals in jail, well they also get put in jail but the absurdity of God's infinity makes that be an eternal punishment.

    • @kittentacticalwarfare1140
      @kittentacticalwarfare1140 Před 8 měsíci +5

      ​@@Gendiba1 Not a contradiction at all, your line of questioning is akin to asking why criminals get put to prison.
      Forgiveness is granted only to those who want to be redeemed, why the Hel do people like to pretend that evil mofos out there not wanting to turn their ways around exist?
      TF is a God gonna do? Brainwash them to be good guys and be saved? Bet you if God was real and forced us all to be redeemed or never be able to be evil, y'all be complaining about it.

    • @Jaws_52k
      @Jaws_52k Před 7 měsíci +1

      I don’t believe in a god(s) but I’d like to think that if the after life is real we all get to lounge in paradise if you were a genuine person. Why would a god that is supposedly loving want anyone with a good heart to be damned for eternity? And how could any human being be ok with that? We can agree to disagree I guess. All I’m saying is if I die and go to hell I’ma be pissed 😂

  • @dcs4947
    @dcs4947 Před 8 měsíci +7

    Child Jesus was basically an horror movie about a child with super powers

  • @swagatron9477
    @swagatron9477 Před rokem +22

    Imagine being the descendant of the teacher that knocked Jesus upside the head

  • @robertforsythe3280
    @robertforsythe3280 Před rokem +36

    There are porcelain tiles found in the British natural museum that describe multiple events in the childhood of Christ our savior. Including those you mention in this vid.

    • @lilbean_eth
      @lilbean_eth Před rokem +10

      oh, I wonder where they stole them from

  • @pureruckuspower2165
    @pureruckuspower2165 Před rokem +149

    My favorite line from Jesus is when he started to walk on water and said "it's savin' time"

  • @obbeachbum69
    @obbeachbum69 Před rokem +26

    Not gospels. Basically fan fiction written hundreds of years after Jesus was born.

    • @uberfeel
      @uberfeel Před rokem +7

      Ancient Gnostic conspiracy theories is much more fitting name.

    • @Maidaseu
      @Maidaseu Před rokem

      The gospels is also fan fiction as it's was wrote by a group of Anonymous people who never meet Jesus. Also easy to call it fiction as there's loads of mention of magic and miracles.

    • @olorin4317
      @olorin4317 Před rokem +7

      It's all fan fiction. Too bad Jesus didn't actually write something definitively himself with multiple witnesses. You'd think we would have foreseen the controversies.

    • @obbeachbum69
      @obbeachbum69 Před rokem +1

      @@Maidaseu Textbook Dunning-Kruger effect 😂

    • @obbeachbum69
      @obbeachbum69 Před rokem +1

      @@olorin4317 Weird how despite the fact Christ lived in a time of largely oral tradition, where only the elite were literate eg. Luke & Paul), that all those fishermen and farmers didn't maintain a daily blog 😆

  • @risinglogosbear1208
    @risinglogosbear1208 Před rokem +8

    Great video, I hope you do more about the gospels.

  • @julianguastadisegno
    @julianguastadisegno Před rokem +92

    The last excerpt reminded me a lot of Dante's Divine Comedy. In fact, in Spanish the word Dantesco (Dantesque) exists and describes well an horrific scenario as the shown. I wonder how much Dante was influenced and inspire by these kind of apocryphal gospels. And I wonder how the church reacted to Dante's book.

    • @theodoravonwied5441
      @theodoravonwied5441 Před 7 měsíci +7

      The church must have tolerated Dante's book, as his descriptions of hell found their way into Christian iconography. Basically it was Dante who created the later Christian image of hell.

  • @buzz_archive
    @buzz_archive Před rokem +147

    Whats fascinating is that the original apostles including Paul were already aware of these writings and stories (not particularly the ones in the video) but they already encountered people who claimed to be Christians but believed in a different gospel, practiced all sorts of sorcery like Simon Magus who wanted to join them so he can learn all sorts of magic because he saw them healing people from sickness, driving out demons etc..

    • @TheWoollyFrog
      @TheWoollyFrog Před rokem +39

      Claiming to be Christian was being Christian in those times. There were many early splinter groups that died out over time and are remembered now as heretics or those that "claimed to be Christians". If those became the dominant sects, right now Catholic traditions would be talked about in the same derogatory manner we use against these "weird ancient cultists". What's also interesting is that to us today the word "magic" has negative connotations. We forget that the actions Jesus from a neutral/outsider's point of view can be described as magic because we are so caught up in terminology that was devised to exalt him.

    • @richbandicoot
      @richbandicoot Před rokem +26

      @@TheWoollyFrog the bible is pretty clear on the difference between magic and the power of God. Also we have a complete New testament from around 300 AD and various sources that support our current canon

    • @oe8631
      @oe8631 Před rokem +17

      @@richbandicoot must be true then... lol

    • @richbandicoot
      @richbandicoot Před rokem +30

      @@oe8631 there’s more evidence to suggest it’s true than not, if you don’t think the bible is historically accurate then we don’t know about anything in the ancient past considering the bible is one of the best records we have of the time period

    • @ericvulgate
      @ericvulgate Před rokem +5

      It's really not.

  • @mopspear
    @mopspear Před rokem +102

    Quoting another comment just to make sure everyone sees it. From "Bioenchanced" - "These "gospels" were left out of the bible because they all emerged over 200, some even 400 years after the death of Christ, while all the New testament Canon falls within 15 and 91 years after the death of Jesus. There's no vatican conspiracy behind this, the early Church was well aware of these writings"

    • @uberfeel
      @uberfeel Před rokem +12

      Facts. Thank you for clearing up these "Hidden/Mystery Gospel" nonsense.

    • @liljs4189
      @liljs4189 Před rokem

      Vatican conspiracy theories started becoming widespread with the success of the Da Vinci code and people assuming it actually had history in it

    • @jtgd
      @jtgd Před rokem +22

      15-91 years after his death sounds awfully long to suddenly write about something that happened.

    • @uberfeel
      @uberfeel Před rokem +2

      @@jtgd You know most of the new testament gospels were written before their death right?

    • @oldoddjobs
      @oldoddjobs Před rokem +3

      @@uberfeel The synoptic gospels and the extra-canonical gospel of Thomas have been similarly dated.

  • @imshinycaptain
    @imshinycaptain Před 8 měsíci +11

    I love how the gospel of Jesus' childhood makes The Omen look like Sesame Street.

  • @jamesguschke9338
    @jamesguschke9338 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Thank you for reading this aloud and sharing it to us. Thank you for the validation.

  • @denisemasters1933
    @denisemasters1933 Před 5 měsíci +4

    Now I see why these books were banned

    • @jwowowowowo
      @jwowowowowo Před 2 měsíci

      @@TheUndergoundMan The Infancy Gospel of Thomas and the Gospel of Thomas are not the same thing

    • @TheUndergoundMan
      @TheUndergoundMan Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@jwowowowowo Yes, you're right !! Thanks for correcting me!!The Infancy Gospel of Thomas is Gnostic text witch is completely different religion from Christianity but when I saw that title that these texts are left out from the Bible I made a mistake because of it. So at first I thought it was about the real Gospel of Thomas. Because how can a Gnostic text be included in the Bible ? Only Christian texts can be left out from the Bible so the title confused me, as well as many viewers who saw this video. That is exacly the biggest problem about this video. Gnosticism is a religion that is strongly opposed to Christianity so it makes sense that Gnostic gospels speak about Jesus killing people. Gnostics believed that Christian God is an evil God who captured humans in the material world. Video is presented like these texts are purposefully hidden by the Christian church and they were excluded from the Bible, but the problem is that it wasn't even considered if they are going to be in the Bible or not. Thank you again for correcting my statement !! You're 100% right !!

  • @Jim-Mc
    @Jim-Mc Před rokem +26

    "...open thy gates [of Hades] that the king of glory may come in" -Jesus. "Let the lord of the black land come forth that justice may be done upon him" -Aragorn at the Black Gate. I feel like Tolkien was remembering this when he wrote that scene.

    • @stevetournay6103
      @stevetournay6103 Před 7 měsíci

      Tolkien was Christian, and very learned, so it is quite likely he read much noncanonical scripture as well as the orthodox Bible...

    • @George-ur8ow
      @George-ur8ow Před 7 měsíci

      It's quoting Psalm 24, almost verbatim. This is the Harrowing of Hades, which is an important part of Apostolic Christianity, especially Orthodoxy.

  • @Yogirlchoosin99
    @Yogirlchoosin99 Před rokem +11

    This was so interesting and entertaining to me I found myself looking up certain things on google, even spent about 15 minutes looking at religious themed artwork every story felt separate but connected in a way which gave it more credibility regardless great storytelling I was immersed

  • @Beadledom2024
    @Beadledom2024 Před 6 měsíci +2

    I have never left THIS type of comment in all my long years of CZcams expertise:
    Sir, you did a phenomenal job with your in-video advertisements. Any reputable company should be proud for you to hock their fine merchant goods.

  • @rami-sep
    @rami-sep Před rokem

    Thank you for sharing

  • @PaulAllen8.30
    @PaulAllen8.30 Před rokem +182

    These "gospels" were left out of the bible because they all emerged over 200, some even 400 years after the death of Christ, while all the New testament Canon falls within 15 and 91 years after the death of Jesus. There's no vatican conspiracy behind this, the early Church was well aware of these writings

    • @Sleepless4Life
      @Sleepless4Life Před rokem

      Not disagreeing with you fam, but is there solid proof they ARE from that era? Or just a hypothesis? Only thing I "personally" do believe is when Saulus/Paulus said we have to watch out for peepz trying to hijack the movement. And with these gnostic manuscripts it does kinda feel like that, or at least proof that outside influence started to seep into early Christianity.

    • @PaulAllen8.30
      @PaulAllen8.30 Před rokem +37

      @pyropulse I know, it's kinda frustrating that people present these documents as being deliberately hidden while they are just late forgeries. I think people are just drawn to the idea of these works containing some mystical knowledge that the church wanted to keep from people

    • @OptimusMaximusNero
      @OptimusMaximusNero Před rokem +14

      *Dan Brown wants to know your location*

    • @seanbrennan698
      @seanbrennan698 Před rokem +19

      Every time the “lost Gospels” come up in conversations with people who have just discovered gnostic writing you have to explain this fact. I got caught up in these “secret writings” before until I realized the very reasons why the are not in the Latin vulgate is because they are like early examples of the writings on Dan Brown.

    • @twitherspoon8954
      @twitherspoon8954 Před rokem +1

      _"...while all the New testament Canon falls within 15 and 91 years after the death of Jesus."_
      That is completely false.
      There is literally no contemporaneous evidence that Jesus ever existed.
      None of the Gospel authors, or any other writers, witnessed the Bible figure known as Jesus.
      All four Gospels were written anonymously and all were written after 70 AD.
      In the entire first century Jesus is not mentioned by a single historian, religion scholar, politician, philosopher, or poet. His name never occurs in a single inscription, carving, sculpture or monument, and it is never found in a single piece of private correspondence or official record.
      Jesus himself left no archaeological evidence of any kind, such as artifacts, tombs, dwellings, works of carpentry, or self-written manuscripts.
      The earliest Gospel fragment we have dates from the second century (John 18). More than 80% of New Testament manuscripts date to the 5th century or later.
      Over three-quarters of Mark's content is found in both Matthew and Luke, and 97% of Mark is found in at least one of the other two synoptic gospels. Matthew incorporates about 600 of Mark’s 649 verses into his Gospel, and Luke retains about 360 verses of Markan material. Additionally, Matthew (44%) and Luke (58%) have material in common that is not found in Mark.
      Matthew and Luke plagiarized about 97% of Mark, often word-for-word. Matthew incorporates about 600 of Mark’s 649 verses into the Gospel, and Luke retains about 360 verses of Markan material. All told, 97% of Mark is reproduced in Matthew and/or Luke.
      Mark contains a total of 11,025 words, and only 132 are unique to him. The rest are found in Matthew or Luke. In fact, 97% of Mark is replicated in Matthew, and 88% of Mark is replicated in Luke.
      John wrote later, and 92% of his material was unique.
      Mark omits the entire traditional biography of Jesus, beginning the story with John the Baptist giving Jesus a bath, and ending - in the oldest manuscripts - with women running frightened from the empty tomb. The alleged postresurrection appearances reported in the last twelve verses of Mark are not found in the earliest manuscripts, even though they are still printed in most modern bibles as though they were an "authentic" part of Mark’s gospel.
      There really isn’t much to the Gospel of Mark; the birth legends, genealogies, and childhood wonders all being absent. The Gospel of Luke takes up 43 pages in the New English Bible, the gospel of Mark occupies only 25 pages - a mere 58% as much material as the later Gospels embellished the story with each retelling.
      The Synoptics often use identical editorial or parenthetical statements. Compare these examples below:
      (Matthew 9:6) But so that you may know that the Son of Man has authority on earth to forgive sins”-then He said to the paralytic, “Get up, pick up your bed and go home.”
      (Mark 2:10-11) “But so that you may know that the Son of Man has authority on earth to forgive sins”-He said to the paralytic, 11 “I say to you, get up, pick up your pallet and go home.”
      (Luke 5:24) “But so that you may know that the Son of Man has authority on earth to forgive sins,”-He said to the paralytic-”I say to you, get up, and pick up your stretcher and go home.
      Matthew and Luke further embellished the Gospel of Mark by asserting a prophesy that the Temple would be destroyed, decades after it actually occurred.
      Another example is the John chapters 7 and 8 story about a woman taken to Jesus who was caught in the act of adultery to be stoned. Jesus was said to have stated, "He who is without sin cast the first stone." But that entire story was not in the original manuscripts. It was added by scribes in later versions and found its way into the King James Bible.
      Another mistranslation is "son of man" which in Aramaic simply means, "man". In Mark 2:28 when it was translated into Greek that became, "Therefore the son of man is Lord also of the Sabbath." So the meaning went from "humans have priority over the Sabbath" to "Jesus is the Lord of the Sabbath."
      Mark:
      The Gospel of Mark is anonymous. Most scholars date Mark to in or about 70 AD, after the failure of the First Jewish Revolt and the destruction of the Jerusalem Temple at the hands of the Romans. They reject the traditional ascription to Mark the Evangelist and believe it to be the work of an author working with various sources including collections of miracle stories, controversy stories, parables, and a passion narrative.
      Mark originally ended at verse 16:8, with no appearances of the risen Jesus - merely a statement that the young man told the women that Jesus' body was gone and they fled in terror, telling no one. The later Gospels made up the resurrection tale and that was also added to Mark from the Luke version.
      Luke:
      The Gospel of Luke, written in Greek, does not name its author.
      The Gospel was not, nor does it claim to be, written by direct witnesses to the reported events.
      Most modern scholars agree that the main sources used for Luke were (a) the Gospel of Mark, (b) a hypothetical sayings collection called the Q source, and (c) material found in no other gospels, often referred to as the L (for Luke) source. The author is anonymous. The most probable date for its composition is around AD 80-110, and there is evidence that it was still being revised well into the 2nd century.
      The earliest manuscript of the Gospel of Luke is dated dated circa 200 AD.
      Luke states at the beginning of the Gospel, “Many have undertaken to draw up an account of the things that have been fulfilled among us, just as they were handed down to us by those who from the first were eyewitnesses and servants of the word. Therefore, since I myself have carefully investigated everything from the beginning, it seemed good also to me to write an orderly account”.
      John:
      John reached its final form around AD 90-110. Like the three other gospels, it is anonymous.
      The Gospel of John was only attributed to John later in the second century when the Church Fathers were attempting to define who, in their opinions, wrote each of the gospels. There is no evidence that John even existed.
      John 21:24-25 is written in the third-person, referring six times to "the disciple whom Jesus loved" -- "This is the disciple who testifies to these things and who wrote them down. We know that his testimony is true."
      Matthew:
      Most scholars believe the gospel was composed between AD 80 and 90, with a range of possibility between AD 70 to 110. The work does not identify its author, and the early tradition attributing it to the apostle Matthew is rejected by modern scholars.
      The Gospel of Matthew occasionally lets it slip that it was written long afterwards, such as the description of the Jewish authorities’ cover-up of the resurrection (“this saying is commonly reported among the Jews until this day." Matthew 28:15) and the story of the field of blood (“Wherefore that field was called the field of blood, unto this day," Matt. 27:8).

  • @Maidaseu
    @Maidaseu Před rokem +10

    Jesus didn't kill the children. He just invited them to meet his real dad. It was all done in good faith.

    • @PyrusFlameborn
      @PyrusFlameborn Před rokem +5

      Jesus: "wanna meet my dad?"
      Neighbour's kid: "sure?"
      Jesus: *yeets child of roof*

  • @Galaxyofbrian
    @Galaxyofbrian Před 8 měsíci +1

    Thank you for sharing ❤

  • @octavianorogesmusic
    @octavianorogesmusic Před rokem +21

    Ok is it just me or does the last excerpt scare the hell out of me way more than current church warnings

    • @SStupendous
      @SStupendous Před rokem +2

      Church scares the hell out of you?

    • @jonhall2274
      @jonhall2274 Před rokem +2

      Lol at a multithousand year old mythological, imaginary, fairytale scaring someone. 😂😆😂

    • @2nostromo
      @2nostromo Před rokem

      Got cash? Let me tell you about Dispensations friend.

    • @dre6289
      @dre6289 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@jonhall2274wait till you find our creationism is almost a mathematical certainty.

  • @ImCarolB
    @ImCarolB Před 8 měsíci +9

    I can imagine the committee did not take long to reject these tales as part of the canon! That little Jesus sure left a trail of corpses behind him. Joseph's plan to send him off to "boarding school" sounded like a good idea until he killed his teacher.

  • @SwedishYouthHumanist
    @SwedishYouthHumanist Před rokem +12

    One fairytale isn't that much stranger than another....

    • @mike-0451
      @mike-0451 Před rokem +6

      What is your fairy tale of the world? Survival of the fittest?

    • @Tzimiskes3506
      @Tzimiskes3506 Před rokem +6

      @@mike-0451 lol. Average internet atheists and their "scientific" prowess apparently.

    • @mike-0451
      @mike-0451 Před rokem +1

      @@Tzimiskes3506 or perhaps his is “will to power” or “the evil of being” or “shatter and restore by shattering once more,” but I doubt he has read that much…

    • @Maidaseu
      @Maidaseu Před rokem +3

      @@mike-0451 Science isn't a fairytale.
      Look at the Bible. Now look around you at cars, computers, airplanes, the internet, machines, telescopes etc.
      Big difference.

    • @Maidaseu
      @Maidaseu Před rokem +1

      @@mike-0451 Although fantasy stories and myths are fun only really ignorant people would base reality on them.

  • @aramwatters
    @aramwatters Před rokem +16

    It's about damn time someone brought more awareness to these.

    • @SStupendous
      @SStupendous Před rokem +6

      Indeed, New Testament fanfiction written long after the "canonical" gospels needs deep awareness.

    • @thursoberwick1948
      @thursoberwick1948 Před rokem

      Some of these have been available for centuries.

    • @esoterika7774
      @esoterika7774 Před 8 měsíci +2

      ​@@SStupendousthe synodic gospels came at least ten years after the Gnostic gospels. You sound so uneducated.

    • @richmondlandersenfells2238
      @richmondlandersenfells2238 Před měsícem

      @@SStupendous wow you almost made me give a damn!

  • @jimmyguitar2933
    @jimmyguitar2933 Před 8 měsíci

    I love the artwork! (in the ferst segment)Medieval?
    Cool hats!

  • @thorpeaaron1110
    @thorpeaaron1110 Před rokem +50

    The Gnostic Gospels were truly interesting and weird than the regular Gospels .

    • @TsarOfRuss
      @TsarOfRuss Před rokem

      the weird parts are very normal to Spiritual christians... not the modern day woke Christians who cant even explain why religious people fast

    • @mike-0451
      @mike-0451 Před rokem +9

      At the time they fit the ancient cosmology better than the gospel. That is to say that the gospels were a complete inversion of everything the ancient men believed about the world.

    • @porkadillo9752
      @porkadillo9752 Před rokem

      @@mike-0451 In what way?

    • @mike-0451
      @mike-0451 Před rokem +11

      @@porkadillo9752 The Gnostics belief system rhymed with the ancient people’s idea of an “original divorce from divinity” and the idea of a “cursed cosmos”, where the world is evil and must be escaped. Christianity affirms the world as God’s good creation, rather than a malign and imbalanced work of a “mason god” or “demiurge.”

    • @porkadillo9752
      @porkadillo9752 Před rokem +1

      @@mike-0451 You say "ancient people's" but what you should really be saying is "hellenized" peoples. The Jews and Zoroastrians never adhered to the cosmology you just described.

  • @ByWayOfDeception
    @ByWayOfDeception Před 9 měsíci +4

    What a trip. Now I know how they adapted "The Omen" to the big screen.

  • @sea_triscuit7980
    @sea_triscuit7980 Před 8 měsíci +6

    I highly implore all of you to read "Lamb" by Christopher Moore. He's a comedy/fantasy author who's books take place mostly in modern times.. "Lamb" is about Jesus and his best friend Biff, who the story is told from the perspective of.. to give an example, the first pages have Jesus and his little brother playing with a lizard, the brother keeps smashing it with a rock killing it. Jesus would put it in his mouth for a second and it would come back to life so they did this over and over as curious children would haha.
    His other works are, "Practical Demonkeeping" and "The Stupidest Angel". He's got plenty of others, but these are his more religious works.

  • @jmitterii2
    @jmitterii2 Před 8 měsíci +4

    This is like the Omen Jesus.
    Creepily making sparrows from clay, then they fly away.
    And killing everyone's kids.

  • @82dorrin
    @82dorrin Před rokem +20

    Sooo... Jesus was an edgy kid?

  • @drgonzo305
    @drgonzo305 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Jesus was John wick as a kid, dropping bodies left and right. He ain’t turning the other cheek, he’s snatching the life out of you in front of their parents.

  • @corinneirwin8406
    @corinneirwin8406 Před 8 měsíci +2

    I get the impression that Jesus had quite a temper.

  • @barrylyndon1609
    @barrylyndon1609 Před 8 měsíci

    great stuff

  • @farcenter
    @farcenter Před rokem +6

    It's like that twilight zone episode with the boy who sends people to the "cornfields".

  • @9395gb
    @9395gb Před 10 měsíci +5

    Can you please provide resources/citations for these stories? By that I mean ones that scholar can look at?

  • @f.michaelbremer-cruz2708
    @f.michaelbremer-cruz2708 Před rokem +26

    Thanks for this video, it was most interesting. I'd heard of these Gospels that were excluded from the Bible and was intrigued to hear the abridged versions. In particular, the last one and it's influence on the Christian ideals of Heaven and Hell was most informative. I'd often wondered why Hell was barely mentioned in the Bible, but would be vividly described in a lot of sermons I'd heard before quitting the Church for good nearly 30 years ago. After hearing the select quotes from "The Apocalypse of Paul", there's no mystery. I'd never heard of it until now, but it wasn't far off from the ways most Christians I know seem to view the Afterlife.

    • @AnonymousViewer1000
      @AnonymousViewer1000 Před 6 měsíci +3

      The last gospel was not found until the 1970s, if I remember correctly from the video. Hell is mentioned A LOT in the New Testament -- in the Gospels by Jesus TONS of times (He many times refers the unfaithful as being cast into outer darkness or being gathered up for burning in fire), the Epistles, and HEAVILY in Revelation. Hell is described as a lake of fire and brimstone and as place of weeping/wailing and gnashing of teeth. There are also references to the destruction of body and soul in Hell and eternal suffering there. Ideas about unique punishments for certain sins appear in Dante's fictional descriptions of Hell.

  • @frankfontaine8390
    @frankfontaine8390 Před 11 měsíci

    I did not see that razor ad coming 😂talk about smooth

  • @LevitatingCups
    @LevitatingCups Před rokem +10

    You forgot the one where he says "its morbin' time".

  • @ragantate3995
    @ragantate3995 Před rokem +8

    I had a teacher in (community) college who shared these tales.

  • @jeremykelly3633
    @jeremykelly3633 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Kid Jesus was moving like King Von 😩😂

  • @missionrd100
    @missionrd100 Před 7 měsíci +3

    DC comics used to have Superbaby stories in their Superboy comics. I liked them a lot when I was a kid. Very entertaining and very humorous as well. Some things never change.

  • @perrionhurd7509
    @perrionhurd7509 Před rokem +9

    This is why you don't give kids superpowers.😆

  • @deeRay7292
    @deeRay7292 Před rokem +10

    man this is some "It's a Good Life" twilight zone episode real shit right here.

  • @bonsang1073
    @bonsang1073 Před rokem +5

    13:28 AYO !!!! does anyone understand what that means ? 'they'll destroy the one that bears me ? you'll sacrifice the human that bears me ? holy moly !!!!
    the historical value of that sentence is off the charts, this video should have a billion views, do your job, blighted algorithm.

    • @Sebastian-ib2ww
      @Sebastian-ib2ww Před rokem

      I don't get it

    • @bonsang1073
      @bonsang1073 Před rokem +2

      @@Sebastian-ib2ww there is a theory growing in popularity stating that angels were/are biological entities living inside chosen humans.

  • @lb8012
    @lb8012 Před 6 měsíci

    Amazing presentation. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 TY for this post!!! Lol maybe this explains why Ron Desatis was housing that pudding w his fingers a couple months back- he was tryin’ to get some of his pudding-jesus!

  • @kutukteyiz408
    @kutukteyiz408 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Quran has some of these stories about Jesus. Now I know the source.

  • @michaelpope2886
    @michaelpope2886 Před 8 měsíci +4

    These weren't exactly "left out of the bible". I've read some of these, and they are hardly on the same level as the canonical gospels. In terms of writing style, content and memorability, they are essentially first-century fan fiction.

  • @Leilanikake
    @Leilanikake Před 8 měsíci +1

    You win the award for the best Jesus to advertisement Segway!🥇

  • @hmutandadzi
    @hmutandadzi Před 8 měsíci

    The best narrator on CZcams.
    What's your name?

  • @TheSohoClub
    @TheSohoClub Před 8 měsíci +5

    Good Lord 😳 Why did I feel like that’s exactly how I feel in my community. It’s a shame the religion/religions we have today are so grocery carted.

  • @aimeelynn4137
    @aimeelynn4137 Před 7 měsíci +5

    Jesus is the one true King. He has blessed me and saved me time and time again. His love for us is amazing. Prayers for everyone 🙏🏽 ❤

    • @marciacharles2639
      @marciacharles2639 Před 7 měsíci +1

      AMEN ❤👏

    • @shon7648
      @shon7648 Před 7 měsíci

      Sure... just don't stop your methadone treatments.

    • @aimeelynn4137
      @aimeelynn4137 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@shon7648 Never done meth. I pray that God allows your mentality level to rise. It rises, by not assuming, is the first step.

    • @shon7648
      @shon7648 Před 7 měsíci

      Lithium then?

    • @shon7648
      @shon7648 Před 7 měsíci

      Or just a lot of weed and alcohol?

  • @jumbowana
    @jumbowana Před rokem +1

    These stories are way more bad ass. Some New Testament smiting was definitely needed.

  • @elissasangi-hd9om
    @elissasangi-hd9om Před 8 měsíci +2

    Oh, this was wonderful and way too short 🌹✝️🌹

  • @PlanetZoidstar
    @PlanetZoidstar Před 8 měsíci +4

    I love how the townspeople are only mildly annoyed when a young Jesus went around spamming Power Word: Kill on their children.

  • @delskioffskinov
    @delskioffskinov Před rokem +4

    Top Tier youtube! Content like this is the reason I watch CZcams!

  • @bbirda1287
    @bbirda1287 Před rokem +16

    The first story gives me Twilight Zone vibes, "Wish it into the cornfield, Andy, please" Andy replied, "He was a bad man."

    • @PeaceLoveHonor
      @PeaceLoveHonor Před 8 měsíci +2

      There's an original Star Trek episode or 2 with similar themes of powerful misbehaving children, as well.

    • @marciacharles2639
      @marciacharles2639 Před 7 měsíci

      Jesus was not bad is people was bad to him .

  • @bertb3731
    @bertb3731 Před 5 měsíci

    super interesting!

  • @paulskimina925
    @paulskimina925 Před rokem +36

    Many people don’t know of all of the lost gospels/ books of the Bible that weren’t included in the ‘official’ gathering of texts. Proto-Christianity is fascinating to me, as it is so diverse and varied, especially the mystical cults of Jesus.

    • @PaulAllen8.30
      @PaulAllen8.30 Před rokem +17

      They weren't included because they all originated between the 2nd and the 4th century after the death of Jesus while the new testament canon was all written within the lifespan of the apostles

    • @shadosnake
      @shadosnake Před rokem

      That would be because they're all forged, then promoted by the groups who wanted to shift Christianity or otherwise profit.
      The official gathering is based on Apostolic authority and the previous Israelite authority, with heavy cross referencing and thought behind it. The apocrypha and gnostic texts have no authority behind them, not to mention their odd timeline.
      The closest we had to a non-apostolic book being added was Clement's first letter. But that wasn't really going to happen because of the lack of authority.
      The only reason the later councils even had to lay out a canon "officially" was because of people producing other texts and using political guile to gain legitimacy.

    • @uberfeel
      @uberfeel Před rokem

      There is nothing "proto" in these "gospels". These are gnostic nonsense which is written centuries later christ's death, this equivalent to your flat earth and nazi moon base conspiracy theorists.

    • @jtgd
      @jtgd Před rokem +3

      @@PaulAllen8.30 Doesn't mean it was more or less valid, since what was recalled happened decades prior

    • @oldoddjobs
      @oldoddjobs Před rokem +8

      @@PaulAllen8.30 "The new testament canon was all written in the lifetime of the apostles"
      ???????????

  • @RubeeRoja
    @RubeeRoja Před 8 měsíci +5

    Jesus Of The Corn

  • @Heirtovenus
    @Heirtovenus Před 8 měsíci +2

    Young jeezy was a savage back in his youth he got calm as the years went by but he always kept a circle of bosses

  • @owellafehr5191
    @owellafehr5191 Před rokem

    Idk why but your voice reminds me so much of John Simm (British actor who played the Master in David Tennant-era Doctor Who). I think of that every time I watch one of these videos. Listen to him narrating BBC Wartime Farm and see if you can hear it too.

  • @vinrico6704
    @vinrico6704 Před rokem +7

    Im pretty sure the first story is a Twilight Zone episode.

  • @CatsEyethePsycho
    @CatsEyethePsycho Před rokem +5

    Young Jesus bein' a little Dennis the Menace ain't he.

  • @BarackObamaJedi
    @BarackObamaJedi Před 4 měsíci +1

    The gospel of Nicodemus is mind blowing - I never expected Hades and Satan to have a chat about Jesus. Goes to show the theory that theoi and elohim are the same beings across mythologies and across actual histories of different peoples

  • @stolas3397
    @stolas3397 Před rokem +1

    What is the song playing at 20:50?