I’d Hate for Him to Have You | ASMR | Eren Yeager VS. Jean Kirstein x Listener
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- čas přidán 5. 09. 2024
- When Eren and Jean find out that you have a certain fondness for both of them, they try to help you choose which one of them you love more.
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Insomniac Productions - Angel’s Lament
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Briefly about the entire video:
Eren:
Listener:
Jean:
Eren: excuse me?
Listener:
Jean: excuse me?!
Eren: eXcUsE mE??!
Listener: I like you both.
Eren&Jean: EXCUSE ME???
Lmao
XD
😂
ExCuSE mE
EXCQUUZE me
“You like both of us don’t you?”
*scrambles to get up and runs*
Let's run off together my dear friend...
Into the unknown my friend I WILL COMR WITH YOU
@@hoyamu1025 I shall come with y'all!!!
*crap they found out..*
after watching the video me: I choose eren sorry jean
*I choose Mikasa*
Oof
Sammmeee
Sameee
I choose Ymir
Yes I do too
Erin: "your sitting with jean"
Me: "I didn't chose to he sat down by me"
"eren"
dont think this is a hate reply i was laughing harddd at thisssss
@@Retard.. oh its fine i forgot how to spell his name right my apologies i dont take any offence to this thank you for correcting me
I mean you ain't Wrong tho-
"you like both of us don't you-"
Me: *staring at Armin*
Me : *staring at Hange*
Me: staring at food
*me staring at Marco*
Me: *staring at Sasha*
Omg sameeeee
Jean and Eren fighting are like my multiple personalities fighting
*Relatable*
Same
@@nuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh lol
@@cherie332 😌
@@nuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh HEY
Them arguing: Me: I like Levi tho
Gurl, same...
@@hitomitodoroki1529 Yep
Same
why’d you click on this then 😭😭😭😭
@@_knamxjin1107 I just wanna know my notifications...
No joke.
If Eren and Jean started fighting in front of me I would start bursting out laughing☠️😂
The boys: *start arguing*
Me in the corner watching: JUST KISS ALREADY!!!!
That what I was thinking!!!! I know the ship is pretty good... or not but it's still good in this case.
I like this ship too but I also like Eren and Levi
I DON'T CARE I SHIP IT
✨No✨
@@imaweeb7175 ✨no✨
Bro when they were talking they forgot that I was still they
Me: *just staring*
My mind: *what the hell stop*
Me:Sorry Jean but I like Eren
Eren:OH HELL YES
Jean: *crys*
Me:😒😏😑😐
Edit:I wrote this six months ago!🤣😂, and it still is getting notice and liked, Bro.......
*CHILL*
Same dude
@@TheTicciestOfTobies 👁👄👁
@@TheTicciestOfTobies Toby 🧍
Me quietly eating my Skittles as the two fight over me :)
ME
Me using asmr of people arguing to fall asleep :)
Skittles weren't invented before 😁
Lmao Im eating cheezits-
Let’s be honest, Eren totally won this round
Erens a little bitch
Bubba sawyer Is my husbando no he not
I believe you he won this round
Bubba sawyer Is my husbando bruh he killed two people when he was a KID you would’ve been traumatized if u had to do dat shit my dude
Komedy K1d14 actually I did, when I was 10 my drunk dad was about to kill my mom so I stabbed him.😑 (police obviously ruled it self defence)
I'm sorry Jean but I choose Eren he's my baby even if he isn't stable he is my sweet boy
Yaslyn Galo yess
Same
Uh huh
@@jeagereireen1600 ya saw nothing-
Me too!
They do know what an open relationship is right?
Karma wtf wrong dimension dude get back to your anime.
@Light Yagami..... I eh... OK. I guess. I swear if I find the half animes here I'm gonna explode.
polyamory doesn't exist for them lolz
Eren: SmAsH aNd GrAb! FiRsT pErSoN iN a MaTcH tO sEaRcH a ChEsT!
Anyone understand this joke? 😂
I'm lonleh...
Lmao 😂🤣
XD
PLEASE LET ME BREATHE LORD!!
@@hitomitodoroki1529 *god & satan to you* NOT TODAY BITCH
*Eren and Jean aruguing*
Me: 👁👄👁💧
Eren is so cute omg !!!! Sorry jean but I don't wanna be compared to mikasa
yepp
we still are your friends
Me:OKAY I CHOOSE ME THEN
Now all I can imagine is you (you as in a blank canvas person bc I don't know what you look like) flirting with a mirror talking about yourself
#self love 🥰🖐🏽🌟
Me: sipping on tea. “I choose Armin.”
I choose Armin uwu
Irrelevant and hilarious 😂 gg
uwu fr fr
YES
Samee
I choose biscuits
**jean and eren fighting**
me: **noming on potatoes with sasha**
edit: is it just me or did this rhymed •w•
Jean:so who do you choose
Me:fight fight fight
But in all honestly I would on one day go out on a date with jean and the next with eren and see who’s better
Me: *getting popcorn while they fight in the begining*
Eren: Sorry.... we shouldn't be fighting infront of you.....
Me: NOOOOO continueeeee.... i just got ma popcorn ;-;
Both of them: Who do you like more?
Me: i don't like Jean soooo yaaa.... EREEEEEENNNNNNN
HA! I can relate to this👺👄👺
Eren: *talks about how almost everyone he loved is dead*
Me: and I have made a decision.
Both: ....
Me: Jean
Jean: yes!
Eren why!?!
Me: You basically just said if I choose you I die! Mikasa and Armin are good luck's side, I'm on the opposite spectrum. I. Don't. Wanna. Die. Of. My. Bad. Luck. Ok?
I chose...JEAN!!! 😚🥰
(AND HE HAS A NORMAL LENGTH FACE EREN!!)
I agree
Katie Rivers THANK YOU
Frrrrrrrr tho
KeNetra Crawley yes
Eren: "HE HAS A HORSE FACE!!"
Here are several things I thought during this
"Geez guys get a room 🙄😒"
"I choose Armin"
"YEAH! HE DITCHED MIKASA, WHICH IS WHY I THINK I WOULD BE GOOD FOR HER. I'D TREAT HER RIGHT AND-"
"I THINK IT'S A GOOD TIME FOR ME TO COME OUT HEY I'M CW (Chicken Wings) AND I'M POLYAMOROUS-"
Sorry boys I choose Ymir because
💫✨ women✨💫
😩💅💞
Can you do another video something like this again!?😊
Absolutely! I already have something similar to this on the schedule! 😊
Yay ty, I really like these kind of videos!😊😁
(Jean and Eren fighting)
Me: I'm bored, I choose Mikasa now 😀👍
"You like both of us, dont you?"
Me : *staring at Hange*
YES FELLOW HANGE SIMP
@@laurenconway8272 HELLO THERE >:)
The characters: how do we settle this
Me: *fight to the death for my affection mortals*
MAJOR SPOILERS
Eren: “only Marco likes you”
Me: and hes dead. That says a lot..
Eren: “Everyone I love has so far died.”
...
So you’re telling me to be with Jean if I wanna live??
Hahahah good thing I have a death wish
Me watching the roast battle : OOOO THAT BURNT DAYUM LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THAT ONES GONNA LEAVE A MARK..... OooOoooo looks like eren's about to go in for the kill and OH DAMMIT THEY CALLED IT OFF-
Omg why is this so good
Jean and eren
Them who do u chose
Me; hmm I chose ..........
Them ;we
Me : I chose levi Ackerman
I would do that even though I like eren too but I would do that to make it awkward
Jean: ay jeager (however u spell it)
Eren: Really your sitting with Jean?!
Me: JEBJSNSKWHSOKWB IDK PEOPLE ARE SCARY
Jean: What can they not have friends-?!
Me: FRIENDS ARE SCARY TOO-
Im watching to many asmr but it aren't my fault that I'm obsessed with anime boys
When you start to see them fight you know you have to run like a titan is coming for you
Eren:No..no..no..no..no..no please don't tell me this is happening
Me:*smashs head into table*Shittttt
Same you just described meh!
🤣😂
Same
They are arguing and then there’s me “yo that’s cool but I like Armin”
I would choose Eren all the way
Jean: *Talking smack and making fun of Eren for using the Sympathy card || Eren: || Being A Sweet Bby || Me: || Whispers in Jeans ear || it *Works* Btw
Eren and Jean: arguing about who should date me
Me: *crying in a corner cause I want them both*
"so.. who do you like more"
me: HUH?!
I pick jean
same
I choose Levi :)
sorry not sorry boys but i choose Hange IM COMING MY SWEETEST TITAN OBSESSED SCIENTIST-
Boys... maybe you both should date...and I'll go for Levi...
Jean and Eren: “You like both of us, you choose. Don’t worry we will still be your friend but it’s your decision.”
Me: “Yeah i don’t know, come back tomorrow.”
yeah sooo **slips out of the conversation**
**chooses mikasa in bisexual**
I choose Armin
BRUH I LOVE YOUR NAME 😂✋
Sorry Eren, but Jean wins my heart 😌✋
Levi-
@@chenyasonlyfan the cadets stole my phone that wasn’t me
@@LeviAckerman-kf1bu Ya sure?
@@chenyasonlyfan very much so Marco stole it 🙃
@@LeviAckerman-kf1bu kinda sus....
Them arguing:
Me: I wonder where ymir is, I'll go to her and historia instead 🥺❤
Life is like a box of chocolate✨
I low-key smiled when they said "You like both of us?!"
Them arguing:
Me: Actually I like Armin sorry ✌️😗
Bet that they choose eren
Me Trying not to laugh When They were Fighting
I chose levi
I choose *Levi*
I actually like Marco and Mikasa so I choose them
" You like both of us? " * prosedes to go with my waifus * 🚪🚶♀️
" You have really low standards " 🚪🧍♀️ well yes
sorry boys im going for armin🏇
GREAT AS ALWAYS ❤
Eren, take Mikasa. I am taking Jean and everyone are happy! 😊
Boys, boys please. Let me introduce a new concept
✨Polyamorus relationship’s ✨ andddd we both know there is a little romance in between you two so I mean if that happens that happens-
*Them arguing*
me: GET INTO IT🥴🤚
Me being Levis wife "jup ... now were are the horses 😍😂😅"
I choose Annie,Mikasa and Armin
*Sweating intensifys* How do I tell them I'm already in a relationship?
Them arguing
Me: I choose hange 👁👄👁
Everyone around:🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
This is flattering, and all but do y'all know where Hange is at? I'm courting them at the moment.
Me listing to them fighting
Me saying under my dreath : shit about to get real-
No one me: reading the chat and watching the video
“You like both of us don’t you?”
*Have you ever heard of magic?*
*Both: yea-*
*explodes into confetti* 🎊
*Both: 👁👄👁💧chile anyway so-*
They were fighting each other like the voices in my head or my parents bruh
Eren: "Him, or me."
Me: "Jean and Armin. No more questions."
I'm stupidly confused, the voice is femenine but it's a "he", that the listener is either normal or gay...
.
.
.
.
... HOLD ON WHAAATT!?!?
I choose insomniac, all the characters in one plus I get an amazing person
boys, boys, silly boys, I have daddy issue of course im gonna pick jean, but then again- I also have mommy issues............im- hmmm im re-thinking my whole life
Omg xdd i laugh verry hard when eren say "horse face" xddd
Sorry Eren but it is Jean
So.........I'm going to go sit with Armin 😶😗
uwu
@@Leviackerman-xk2hl levi 👀
Erin won plus I thought jean abandoned us!
Eren*
@@MsCacaGirl your welcome
i choose tokoyami even though he's from a completely different anime
I Like Both! I Can't Choose!! 😭
your kidding just gonna stop the fight cuz i'm here
“which one of us do u like more?”
me: mikasa?? Mikasa?? MIKASA HELP ME-
“you like both of us don’t you-“
me: owo who tf are u-
jean won uwu 🥺👉👈❤️😊
In my book he always wins
IDK WHO I LIKE BUT IM SORRY JEAN IM GOING WITH EREN🧎🏽♀️🧎🏽♀️🧎🏽♀️
My last two brain cells arguing over how I should cut my sandwich
Eren would protect all of us with his titan form so, Eren I choose you!
Update: I picked Annie- 🧍♀️
MIKASA, I CHOSE YOUUUU
Can i have permission to slap them? :P
I can’t deal with that, I’m going to Armin and Sasha for this. Too much of a baby to be dealing with arguing at this point 😭
Yeahhh sooo EREN🥰
You should do more eren ones I really like these( of course you don’t have to just a suggestion)
I choose Eren.
Eren : excuse me
Jean : excuse me
Me : 😐
Eren : ExCuSe Me
Jean : eXcUsE mE
Me : 😐
Eren : (brings dead relative's into it)
Me : 👀🍿☕
Haven’t even watched it yet but yes❤️