Cadian Drop Troops Pay the Price | A Fustercluck in ArmA 3 40k

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  • čas přidán 11. 09. 2024
  • An interesting operation, all things said and done. A slow start, intense middle and dark end, what fun. Hope you all enjoyed, this was one of my favourites of the recent Fusterclucks. On a roll, it seems.
    What unit/clan is this?
    This is my unit, the Cadian XXth. Casual milsim, roleplay and all those weird ops that you never get to play in your normal milsim group. It can be found in the discord: / discord
    We've got a poster of us now too, done by an amazing artist: store.yogscast...
    What is this mod?
    A combination of Grimdark Armory & There is Only War. GDA was used for most of the weapons, aircraft and vehicles, while TIOW was primarily used for the uniforms.
    The enemy airstrikes were handled by Drongo's Air Operations combined with Drongo's AI Fire Support, which let the enemy forward air controllers call in Blood Pact aircraft.
    Are you SovietWomble?
    I wish. Video definitely has inspiration from the likes of Soviet and Max0r, but I try to strike a nice line for telling a story, humorous edits and actual gameplay. I try to put out a video every three days, hence why not every single video will be a Fustercluck or not as long or detailed as I'd like. Time constraints are a problem.
    Music (in order of appearance):
    To War! - Jo Wandrini
    The Disapperance of the Unmoved Mover - So Vea
    United We Stand - Brightarm Orchestra
    Wasted (Instrumental Version) - Wellmess
    Silent Motion - Phoenix Tail (Digby's music)
    Dancing Through the Stars (Instrumental Version) - Wellmess
    Cadian Blood (Instrumental & Vocals) - Stringstorm
    Stringstorm was kind enough to let me use their music in the video. You can check out the full song below, or grab it from their store. They also have a whole host of other music, focused on 40k.
    • HMKids - Cadian Blood ...
    store.stringst...
    Game:
    store.steampow...
    ------------------
    Livestreams:
    / rimmy
    Discord:
    / discord
    Twitter:
    / rimmy_downunder
    Second Channel w/ Full Stream VODs:
    / @rimmyjerrybeansman
    #warhammer40k #arma #fustercluck

Komentáře • 1,3K

  • @pipleaf3850
    @pipleaf3850 Před 4 lety +2146

    Simpkin, Imperial Saint of middle fingers.

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 Před 4 lety +64

      Tbh, the fething cleanup work ahead of Lord Gulliman is so blatantly monumental that there might actually be some dispute over that position...

  • @Wooper160atThePond
    @Wooper160atThePond Před 4 lety +4871

    Heretic Astartes: "Do We take prisoners?"
    Cadian Guardsman: "I don't"

    • @arrow1985
      @arrow1985 Před 4 lety +561

      “He always did hate those heretics”

    • @loganwhitney8471
      @loganwhitney8471 Před 4 lety +190

      Nice reference my dude, that definitely suits the moment 😁

    • @camboodstnone3645
      @camboodstnone3645 Před 4 lety +169

      It's better to die for the emperor than to live for ones self.

    • @damoclesecoe7184
      @damoclesecoe7184 Před 4 lety +76

      You sir, win the internet.

    • @sidedace1512
      @sidedace1512 Před 4 lety +102

      Guardsman: “We have not the facility to take you all prisoner”

  • @gaintrobotsrulez
    @gaintrobotsrulez Před 4 lety +2263

    “Where is your emperor now imperial?” “Give it a second be seeing him soon” Last confirmed radio transmission from Sergeant Simpkin

    • @56bturn
      @56bturn Před 3 lety +252

      "He is with me. Right here." *Grenade pin clicks*

    • @Darkoriax17
      @Darkoriax17 Před 3 lety +149

      Where you see one man…I SEE FOUR.
      Astartes: ??? See four? …wait, OH MY KHOR-BOOOOM.

    • @statton35
      @statton35 Před 2 lety +25

      @@Darkoriax17 oh my God the road is on fire

    • @admiralyeet6151
      @admiralyeet6151 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Darkoriax17 HA

    • @statton35
      @statton35 Před rokem +8

      @Druid of Scosglen it can always be more on fire.
      “Zee’s Vaffle munchers never figured out that Alucard backvards ist…”

  • @svalfish1716
    @svalfish1716 Před 4 lety +2344

    "The enemy has gained air superiority. What AA assets do we have on the ground?"
    "Commander Rimmy with a bolt pistol"
    "yeah we'll be fine"

  • @fearthewolf1175
    @fearthewolf1175 Před 4 lety +1277

    “Let’s just be real, real,”
    *proceeds to pull all the grenade pins*
    “CADIAN.”

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 Před 3 lety +76

      *Let all know the name of he who was defiant to the last, and beyond.*
      -final line of the order that immortalized Guardsman Simpkin as an Imperial Saint

    • @thecommentguy9380
      @thecommentguy9380 Před 3 lety +34

      Let's just be real, real,... CADIA STANDS
      *boom*

    • @Guardsman_Greg
      @Guardsman_Greg Před 3 lety +17

      That was so awesome I nearly threw up. I'm not even kidding

  • @mrwri
    @mrwri Před 4 lety +2414

    "The Cadian field manual contains a detailed guide on how to deal with enemy Astartes. It involves explosives and preparing yourself to Chad stride to the Emperor's side."

    • @davisdelp8131
      @davisdelp8131 Před 4 lety +70

      Best chad

    • @aisir3725
      @aisir3725 Před 4 lety +142

      Reminds me of all guardsmen party and blowing up traitor astartes with promethium tank while faking surrender, that and chad red army soldiers

    • @ELITESrBAMOFOS945
      @ELITESrBAMOFOS945 Před 4 lety +59

      Commissars: When there is something scary in the front, put something scarier in the back

    • @darrylhammett63
      @darrylhammett63 Před 4 lety +35

      @@ELITESrBAMOFOS945 The Prussian army defined discipline as "Having your soldiers be more afraid of their officers than the enemy".

    • @CubeAndPixel
      @CubeAndPixel Před 4 lety +17

      @@aisir3725 Crisp lives in our hearts

  • @smexyskelator3209
    @smexyskelator3209 Před 4 lety +5526

    Simpkin is like that one imperial guard who threw himself before the arch traitor horus to save his god-emperor

    • @whyamihere5732
      @whyamihere5732 Před 4 lety +727

      Ollanius pious

    • @popburnsy3207
      @popburnsy3207 Před 4 lety +464

      Hail the Guardsman

    • @asingularkriegsman3316
      @asingularkriegsman3316 Před 4 lety +550

      The only thing that would have made that ending better is if he yelled cadia stands.

    • @H9092-2
      @H9092-2 Před 4 lety +473

      I mean, Ollanius Pius (for better or for worse) was a Perpetual. And a Soldier. Which means he got around.
      There is a nonzero chance Simpkin is of that holy bloodline.

    • @NeverLookBackOnce
      @NeverLookBackOnce Před 4 lety +121

      That is why I love the guard

  • @WolfyFancyLads
    @WolfyFancyLads Před 4 lety +2075

    "Let's all nicely, nicely-" *BOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
    Death or victory. He chose both.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 Před 3 lety +80

      DEATH AND GLORY!

    • @DGARedRaven
      @DGARedRaven Před 3 lety +73

      Only in Death does Duty end
      And Cadia isn't Dead yet!
      *raises Banner in Defiance*

    • @fixerdv
      @fixerdv Před 3 lety +14

      Do or die
      I prefer Die but DO!

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 Před 3 lety +31

      *In life, battle. In death, victory.*
      -motto of the 481st Kriegers, "Hellwalkers"

    • @jh-fs2ww
      @jh-fs2ww Před 3 lety +22

      Victory needs no explanation, and defeat allows none.

  • @legateelizabeth
    @legateelizabeth Před 4 lety +3348

    Simpkin is the embodiment of "today a pebble stops a landslide". Pure Imperial Guard.

    • @scribblerstudios9895
      @scribblerstudios9895 Před 4 lety +209

      That is perhaps the best philosophy to be put to a Imperial Guardsmen and I frickin love it

    • @lachlanbold8319
      @lachlanbold8319 Před 4 lety +162

      When the Emperor saw that, he got off the Throne and saluted Simpkin.

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 Před 4 lety +117

      The White Scars remember Simpkin and honor his name. May he be called upon to defend the Emperor's honor, in this life or the next.

    • @DarkDodger
      @DarkDodger Před 4 lety +80

      "It is better to die for the Emperor than to live for yourself."

    • @paulborisiv519
      @paulborisiv519 Před 4 lety +55

      Imagine having a medal created in your name

  • @alexandrearbel8069
    @alexandrearbel8069 Před 4 lety +446

    Soldier to Emperor :
    "Was I a good Soldier ?"
    "No .. I've been told you were one of the best."

  • @jordinagel1184
    @jordinagel1184 Před 4 lety +1361

    That ending really gives me flashbacks to The Clone Wars.
    Droid: Uh, do we take prisoners?
    Heavy: I... don’t. *presses detonator*

    • @thefilthiestofcasuals6565
      @thefilthiestofcasuals6565 Před 4 lety +63

      *Kaboom and sadness and epic star wars followed*

    • @brotherkhrayn3525
      @brotherkhrayn3525 Před 4 lety +41

      RIP Domino Squad

    • @Dankumemes
      @Dankumemes Před 3 lety +11

      @@brotherkhrayn3525 echo is still alive. haven't watched bad batch, but in season 7 echo was still alive

    • @brotherkhrayn3525
      @brotherkhrayn3525 Před 3 lety +12

      @@Dankumemes yeah, I know, but still, rip the rest of Domino squad

    • @Dankumemes
      @Dankumemes Před 3 lety +17

      @@brotherkhrayn3525 fives hurt the most man, he was close

  • @Spudtron98
    @Spudtron98 Před 4 lety +385

    "Where you see one man, I C4!"
    "See four?"
    (Realises exactly what he meant)
    "When you get to hell, tell 'em Simpkins sent ya! ...And then apologise on my behalf for the inconvenience!"

  • @Aaron-io8vw
    @Aaron-io8vw Před 4 lety +4391

    Rimmy and his bolt pistol is the the most effective Anti Aircraft battery in the 41st Millenium

    • @ewanthescot5497
      @ewanthescot5497 Před 4 lety +91

      do you mean rimmy himself is the most effective AA weapon... ever?

    • @KaoretheHalfDemon
      @KaoretheHalfDemon Před 4 lety +41

      @@vladtheimpailer1769 I don’t really know what that means BUT I assume its really good.

    • @DoubleTrouble-li5wi
      @DoubleTrouble-li5wi Před 4 lety +38

      They really need to find a way to mass produce him as a weapon of war.

    • @gaintrobotsrulez
      @gaintrobotsrulez Před 4 lety +19

      @kirk_Petzer “Bane of Black skies”

    • @chunkysweirdtoaster3081
      @chunkysweirdtoaster3081 Před 4 lety +37

      Rimmy should be the name of an anti-air weapons platform

  • @cobbleturd6978
    @cobbleturd6978 Před 4 lety +1944

    That grenade was straight outta the CW with Heavy "Hey err.. Do we take prisoners?" "I don't know about you, but I don't"

    • @roguerazac7071
      @roguerazac7071 Před 4 lety +27

      Oh yes!

    • @logion567
      @logion567 Před 4 lety +113

      all Heavy said was, "I don't"

    • @calumdeighton
      @calumdeighton Před 4 lety +40

      Real Star Wars moment for me. A reason to like Clones.

    • @djcuevas1057
      @djcuevas1057 Před 4 lety +89

      Droid: do we take prisoners?
      Heavy: I don’t.
      Detonates entire base killing fucking everything.

    • @magnusthered4973
      @magnusthered4973 Před 4 lety +35

      Droid: do we take prisoners
      Heavy: I don’t
      Also heavy: space allah akbar

  • @rachelsyverson6992
    @rachelsyverson6992 Před 4 lety +2323

    Every time I hear a Digby speech I just see how long it is until artillery happens

    • @EslayerTM
      @EslayerTM Před 4 lety +8

      lol right

    • @popburnsy3207
      @popburnsy3207 Před 4 lety +17

      Is Digby the guy that sounds like Rhys Darby? He cracks me up every time

    • @armistancer
      @armistancer Před 4 lety +2

      Same

    • @calumdeighton
      @calumdeighton Před 4 lety +16

      Um, Mortars or Howitzers? Or an AT gun straight to the face? Or the back of the head.

    • @hakeemram914
      @hakeemram914 Před 4 lety +9

      Tends to follow him don’t it

  • @MrMustang1945
    @MrMustang1945 Před 4 lety +815

    At the end there: “Uh, do we take prisoners?”
    “I don’t.”

  • @zeropointfusion7679
    @zeropointfusion7679 Před 4 lety +1493

    "Let's just be real, real..."
    *Grenade goes off*
    "CADIAN BLOOD PAID THE PRICE, NOW WITH FERVOR IN THE FRAY! THOSE WHO WRONGED THEM SHALL THEY SLAY!"

    • @PJR7297
      @PJR7297 Před 4 lety +42

      It is a great song

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 Před 4 lety +9

      @@PJR7297 What's it called, and is it on Spotify

    • @krootlord2
      @krootlord2 Před 4 lety +23

      @@ladywaffle2210 Its called "Cadian Blood". Not sure if its on Spotify, but here's the link to the song on YT :) czcams.com/video/uKT-f9F9tvY/video.html

    • @imperialfist2304
      @imperialfist2304 Před 4 lety +22

      God, that song and that moment made me both shed a tear and shed the blood of some heretics for the glory of the God Emperor

    • @tr3siqus3
      @tr3siqus3 Před 4 lety +3

      This was EPIC

  • @cameronclark4480
    @cameronclark4480 Před 4 lety +878

    12.10 "technically praising the emperor"
    Screams Holy words in Japanese

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin Před 4 lety +63

      Battle Cry of the Hatamotan 103'rd Regiment of the Imperial Guard

    • @jackstrange4588
      @jackstrange4588 Před 4 lety +32

      Ah yes and also the Emperor himself is related to three major men of the second world war, Joseph Stalin of the USSR, King George IV of Britain, and Emperor "quad chin" Hirohito of Japan

    • @magnusthered4973
      @magnusthered4973 Před 4 lety +5

      You mean 12:10

    • @aisir3725
      @aisir3725 Před 4 lety +4

      Russian for god, tsar and fatherland would be technically praising emperor too

    • @roadent217
      @roadent217 Před 4 lety +13

      @@jackstrange4588
      Ehh... "Tzar", "Kaiser" and such all became variations on "Caesar" (pronounced KAI-ZAR), which was a cognomen of a sub-family within the Julii, and, since 69 AD, became a general title for emperor. Technically correct, but doesn't *sound* right...
      It would still fit better to praise Him as "Ave Imperator" instead of "Ave Caesar". We're not in the Mojave here.

  • @Fixxate
    @Fixxate Před 4 lety +619

    That man at the end giving his life to kill just one more heretic is what makes this a warhammer op

    • @Star5aII
      @Star5aII Před 4 lety +89

      Not just a normal heretic, a Emperor damn Astartes Word Bearers. He made Cadia and the Imperium proud.

    • @yochaiwyss3843
      @yochaiwyss3843 Před 4 lety +77

      @@Star5aII 2 of them in fact! No wonder he was lying down, not even an Imperator Titan could have lift those balls

    • @goat5136
      @goat5136 Před 4 lety +34

      @@yochaiwyss3843 only 1 was killed but hey, an IG for a SM is not so bad. He made both Big E and Khorne proud.

    • @tadhgmcelligott3693
      @tadhgmcelligott3693 Před 3 lety +49

      @@goat5136 rimmy had invincibility on cause he was finishing up the op so if he hadn't it would have been 2 dead chaos marines so I'm counting it as 2.

    • @blakeverdon4492
      @blakeverdon4492 Před 2 lety +4

      @@tadhgmcelligott3693 This a year old already but I feel the need to clarify / confirm, Rimmy's controlled heretic definitely died while Digby's, I believe, survived.
      We start the ending clip from Rimmy's perspective and he is blown back and killed by the explosion. We then get the other heretic's perspective where we see this one is injured but still standing and moving around.
      You can also tell just by listening to them talk. Rimmy's voice is clear and loud in the first part of the clip, but when we switch to the other's perspective, his voice gets further away as he is blown away from Simpkin's explosion and the other heretic.

  • @captainkeyes1523
    @captainkeyes1523 Před 4 lety +3207

    Simpkin shall be ever immortalized in the annals of Cadian history

    • @aaronmontecalvo7709
      @aaronmontecalvo7709 Před 4 lety +92

      FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!

    • @Shalopa9
      @Shalopa9 Před 4 lety +158

      More accurate that he will be forgotten by normal men just like many many other guardsmen, but the emperor will always remember!

    • @slightly_irish71
      @slightly_irish71 Před 4 lety +52

      Reminds me of Hevy

    • @ProjectEkerTest33
      @ProjectEkerTest33 Před 4 lety +17

      @@Shalopa9 Hah the Emperor doesn't give a fuck, he sits on his throne and suckles on the suffering of his people uncaring... now Papa Nurgle, there's someone who'll care for you!

    • @cruelmilk4465
      @cruelmilk4465 Před 4 lety +54

      Barnaby Duggan heretic

  • @crowdazzle8054
    @crowdazzle8054 Před 4 lety +691

    Simpkin went down in a blaze of glorious HELLFIRE

  • @patrickwilliams7695
    @patrickwilliams7695 Před 4 lety +322

    14:20 CADIA BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD!

    • @onatyungul872
      @onatyungul872 Před 4 lety +34

      NO!!!!! CADIA STANDS BROTHER, Planet broke but Guard never did.!!!!

    • @Algoth_Bit
      @Algoth_Bit Před 4 lety +26

      @@onatyungul872 I will never get tired of that saying. May have been a defeat but god damn was it glorious.
      Cadia was the planet and the planet broke before the Cadian Guard did.
      It literally took rendering the whole fucking planet asunder to bring them down and they still went down fighting and actually managed to evacuate 3 million people, how fucking badass is that for a regular joe? xD (considering what a regular joe is in the 40k universe)

    • @233Deadman
      @233Deadman Před 4 lety +18

      Cadia never fell. It was merely placed in strategic reserve so that the entire Black Crusade might be destroyed by outflanking them with an entire planet.

    • @nathancongdon248
      @nathancongdon248 Před 4 lety +5

      “Flanking them with a planet” 100% sounds like a WH40K move

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 Před 2 lety

      @@Algoth_Bit as the planet fractured. As the line itself frayed. As all was doomed and dying, the guard took the breaking line in their bloodied, calloused hands. And held it. To their last. Bitter. Breath.

  • @Obsidianen
    @Obsidianen Před 4 lety +489

    At the end: "That is where you are wrong good sir! For where you see one man... I C4!" *Pulls the pin*

    • @rafengamer6296
      @rafengamer6296 Před 4 lety +23

      Lol! That's one way to put it. 😆

    • @samuelthestrange4804
      @samuelthestrange4804 Před 3 lety +26

      *groans at audacity*

    • @IanCaine4728
      @IanCaine4728 Před 3 lety +33

      Sir Penwood for the win!

    • @KingDerpy13
      @KingDerpy13 Před 3 lety +62

      "See four?" *realizes and is stricken by grief and fear*
      "When you reach Hell, tell them Penwood sent you."

    • @IanCaine4728
      @IanCaine4728 Před 3 lety +58

      @@KingDerpy13 "...and then apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience."

  • @Schinak
    @Schinak Před 4 lety +569

    That Grenade at the end was true 40k greatness moment right there

  • @cptjackpl8690
    @cptjackpl8690 Před 4 lety +1677

    "Cause you're Scottish, you're all called Rob"
    I mean he's not wrong

    • @aregulargamer1
      @aregulargamer1 Před 4 lety +27

      Just like aussies are all called Bruce.

    • @calumdeighton
      @calumdeighton Před 4 lety +24

      We had someone called Robert the Bruce I will grant you. But we also had someone called William Wallace as well ya know.

    • @ryanmurray7941
      @ryanmurray7941 Před 4 lety +5

      Havnae seen wan scot called rob

    • @valhalanguardsman2588
      @valhalanguardsman2588 Před 4 lety +6

      Ok Rob

    • @ArawnNox
      @ArawnNox Před 4 lety +9

      Even the SR group has a Scottish member named Rob.

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott Před 4 lety +512

    "Flavour text in human form"
    Doesn't make him any less awesome, though! 😁👍

  • @aknightsentertainment4756
    @aknightsentertainment4756 Před 4 lety +547

    Stringstorms cadian blood was a perfect touch at the end.

  • @Marcooos93
    @Marcooos93 Před 4 lety +910

    Lore wise I love how the drop troops get great gear and training but because the Guard’s ability to plan is on par with Marines Malevolent’s respect for life they have like a 0% operational survival rate

    • @szsdg2591
      @szsdg2591 Před 4 lety +119

      That is what happens when you are supposed to cooperate with force intentionally designed to not work well with you.

    • @mrlegodude96alt2
      @mrlegodude96alt2 Před 4 lety +120

      Hey you know how 99% of our military is really really slow to advance and the majority of our wars are prolonged sieges? Let's make a force that depends on us moving really really quickly to link up with them before they're wiped out

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin Před 4 lety +32

      @@mrlegodude96alt2 Elysian Drop Troops and Harikoni Warhawks: Are we Jokes to you?

    • @Marcooos93
      @Marcooos93 Před 4 lety +61

      @@weldonwin yeah they get Dicked over constantly. Usually they get dropped behind enemy lines and then the Guard links up with their skinned and molested corpses 6 months latet

    • @pingun96
      @pingun96 Před 4 lety +58

      does not help that they are always deployed in the "worst case scenario" too. They are an elite force that is supposed to only be used in extreme circumstances, which, obviously doesnt help their chances of survival.
      Though in general 40k lore, even though many battles are written about as being "7 minutes till the guardsman dies". The majority of wars and battles are not as gruesome. A lot of "irrelevant" aka majority of campaigns and battles are pretty small scale with "normal" losses. Though these battles seldom matter when theres litterally a million different places to be sent to, let alone die in.

  • @alanwestmoreland6152
    @alanwestmoreland6152 Před 4 lety +462

    13:48 objective: *survive*
    14:20 last objective: *become human*

    • @derekmensch3601
      @derekmensch3601 Před 4 lety +65

      And in one final instant I was human again

    • @CaptainFirespitter
      @CaptainFirespitter Před 4 lety +40

      Nice reference.
      Also, what an epic ending!
      CADIA STANDS!!!

    • @thehavoccompany-a3
      @thehavoccompany-a3 Před 4 lety +51

      @@derekmensch3601 A HALO: Legends reference?
      _A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one!_

    • @thefiresworddragon927
      @thefiresworddragon927 Před 4 lety +16

      alan westmoreland My god. Another fan of Halo Legends.

    • @St33lStrife
      @St33lStrife Před 3 lety +8

      @@derekmensch3601 I need you to have the strength to do what you've never done.

  • @aquila4460
    @aquila4460 Před 4 lety +2904

    Did the guy in the end suicide bomb two traitor Astartes with a fake-out surrender?

    • @Schinak
      @Schinak Před 4 lety +474

      yes

    • @thealgorithm3412
      @thealgorithm3412 Před 4 lety +797

      he did his duty to The Emperor

    • @ilo3456
      @ilo3456 Před 4 lety +490

      That was the most precious moment of this video

    • @therubberducktube
      @therubberducktube Před 4 lety +907

      There is no surrender to the arch-enemy, fake-out or otherwise. Simpkins merely put down his rifle so that he might better operate the grenade.

    • @aquila4460
      @aquila4460 Před 4 lety +245

      @@therubberducktube Is not trickery one of many weapons the Emperors soldiers should wield?

  • @nickypenn5841
    @nickypenn5841 Před 4 lety +43

    14:20 That act of utter stubbornness, fearlessness and loyalty, that even the grim *Korpsmen of Krieg* would give props to.

  • @DoubleTrouble-li5wi
    @DoubleTrouble-li5wi Před 4 lety +97

    *Humming intensifies*
    "I have become a god!"
    "Really?"
    "Can you not feel my power and might!"
    "I guess... What should we call you?"
    "Flavour text."

  • @enricopaolocoronado2511
    @enricopaolocoronado2511 Před 4 lety +211

    "I'M FLAVOR TEXT IN HUMAN FORM!"
    -Digby on his resumé, aptly describing his entire experience.

  • @AtholAnderson
    @AtholAnderson Před 4 lety +246

    I
    I am one man;
    But I stand among many.
    I may die:
    But ten thousand shall take my place;
    I stand against horrors uncounted;
    But I do not despair.
    I am an Imperial Guardsman,
    I am the Hammer of The Emperor,
    And,
    I
    WILL
    NOT
    YIELD!

    • @Kortegard0341
      @Kortegard0341 Před 2 lety +8

      I may be small, but I will die a colossus.

  • @JeffrevinYT
    @JeffrevinYT Před 4 lety +341

    4:34
    "this is terror, we're currently in a glorious charge against the mortar position!"
    "good copy terror, tell me how well it goes at the end, out"
    me, an intellectual: *bold of you to assume there will **_be_** an 'at the end'.*

    • @DanDoesDnD
      @DanDoesDnD Před 4 lety +6

      Well they never called back did they?

  • @avionprime8757
    @avionprime8757 Před 4 lety +113

    "priest extra holy" was the best pun i've heard all year

  • @rangerholladen5824
    @rangerholladen5824 Před 4 lety +111

    The honorable kamikaze at the end with stringstorms Cadian blood in the background brings a tear to my eye.

  • @Darfeyn
    @Darfeyn Před 4 lety +60

    14:22 When you don't have any respawns left near the end of an operation, and you just have to make your death counts.
    That was great, from the beginning till the very end! And that ending is surely one of the best to this day!

  • @imperialfist2304
    @imperialfist2304 Před 4 lety +419

    I as an Imperial Fist hold respect for the Imperial Guard. Though few rise above the bare minimum respect I give you valiant men, but that glorious Cadian Simpkin gave his life killing 2 detestable traitors? He has my respect. I will do as well as I can to send his family a purity seal commemorating his sacrifice. May the Emperor protect that valiant guardsman Simpkin.

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 Před 4 lety +32

      The White Scars remember Guard Simpkin's sacrifice for his and our Emperor. In His name and for His glory, the guard gave his life. We all shall follow his example.

    • @drumrollplease4079
      @drumrollplease4079 Před 4 lety +9

      May the Emperor’s Light guide those on Simpkin’s path of honor.

    • @irondragon1785
      @irondragon1785 Před 4 lety +8

      Ronan Rafter *SALUTES IN MEMORY OF A BADASS GUARDSMAN WHO GAVE HIS LIFE TO KILL A TRAITOR*

    • @zeus28frenzy
      @zeus28frenzy Před 4 lety +6

      May the emperor protect simpkin

    • @Wesley-1776
      @Wesley-1776 Před 3 lety +11

      *that one Imperial fist that spends his free time in the imperial hall of records sending notes and purity seals to the family of fallen guardsmen*

  • @Scrungelz
    @Scrungelz Před 4 lety +93

    That is hands down my favorite ending to a fustercluck

    • @thefilthiestofcasuals6565
      @thefilthiestofcasuals6565 Před 4 lety +5

      the only moment I think that rivals this in "epic ness" would be the elevator scene from the zombie op and Kenneth

  • @SimpkinSlice
    @SimpkinSlice Před 4 lety +257

    If chaos comes a calling remember the words of this Saint *Ya Yeet*

    • @SimpkinSlice
      @SimpkinSlice Před 4 lety +20

      Tennōheika Banzai may work as well but your mileage may vary

    • @hisnotsolonely2961
      @hisnotsolonely2961 Před 4 lety +6

      Praised be the saint!

    • @JohnnyShagbot
      @JohnnyShagbot Před 4 lety +6

      More upvotes for the Patron Saint.

    • @commissarrichardson2715
      @commissarrichardson2715 Před 4 lety +2

      You fight more like a krieg guardsmen than cadian to be honest

    • @hisnotsolonely2961
      @hisnotsolonely2961 Před 4 lety +3

      @@commissarrichardson2715 I doubt a krieg will even think about surrendering at the first place...

  • @commander0460
    @commander0460 Před 4 lety +218

    "Does anyone hear that knocking?" Is a reference I was not expecting to hear in this video, but i'm very pleased to say I understood it!

  • @valravn5735
    @valravn5735 Před 4 lety +393

    -"Sir, we have developed new, super effective AA unit, with great mobility, versatility and capable of operating in harsh conditions."
    -"Sounds great, but no weapon is flawless."
    -"Yeah, about that...
    he's an aussie."

    • @egoist920
      @egoist920 Před 4 lety +28

      HMAS Sydney once tried and failed to shoot down the planet Venus, but it's been uninhabitable since!

    • @jimmycochran4587
      @jimmycochran4587 Před 4 lety +5

      Even better

    • @pozgaming4665
      @pozgaming4665 Před 3 lety +4

      @@egoist920 Which one, the Town-class CL, the Leander-class CL, the Majestic-class CVL, the Adelaide-class FFG, or the Hobart-class DDG?

    • @aaronstorey9712
      @aaronstorey9712 Před 2 lety +1

      @@pozgaming4665 ALL OF THEM

  • @honorguard7836
    @honorguard7836 Před 4 lety +351

    no one:
    absolutely no one:
    Imperial navy: lets get drunk whilst flying boys

  • @luigiff3431
    @luigiff3431 Před 4 lety +260

    14:20 it's just like that clone wars episode
    Virgin B1 battle droid-"Do we take prisoners?"
    Chad Clone Trooper-"I don't"

  • @scribblerstudios9895
    @scribblerstudios9895 Před 4 lety +565

    That ending krak grenade to finish off a Heretic Astarte! Cadia is proud of her Son today.
    Side notes: That heretics legs! His legs!
    And I can hear Sim yelling "EAT SHIT HERETICS!" on his way to the Emperor's Light
    Edit: Holy shit my most liked comment to date...

    • @SYKRAL1
      @SYKRAL1 Před 4 lety +18

      The second Astartes didn't die, but it is still significant that a single guardsman managed to take out a space marine. That's like taking out two MCU professor hulks who got smushed into one body but still have all the organs of both

    • @scribblerstudios9895
      @scribblerstudios9895 Před 4 lety

      I mean, It was a gernade

    • @true_Canadian419
      @true_Canadian419 Před 4 lety +1

      That was a very badass ending

    • @rafengamer6296
      @rafengamer6296 Před 4 lety +2

      Tried so hard to hear Simp say that, but still a very badass way to end it: taking a Chaos Space Marine with you! Lol

    • @scribblerstudios9895
      @scribblerstudios9895 Před 4 lety +3

      @@rafengamer6296 He didn't, it's more a theoretical thin

  • @superspider64
    @superspider64 Před 4 lety +85

    shoutout to Simpkin for that masterful sacrifice right at the end.

  • @Kortegard0341
    @Kortegard0341 Před 2 lety +11

    Simpkin: damn, never thought this would be the way we go out.
    Chaos Astartes: we?
    *Explosion*

  • @zacharysiefer8272
    @zacharysiefer8272 Před 4 lety +65

    The heritic astartes flying away after the grenade. His legs were what got me rolling.

  • @alanwestmoreland6152
    @alanwestmoreland6152 Před 4 lety +73

    Digby: *I'm flavor text in human form*
    Me: you also bold italics when shooting guardsman.

  • @elementalgamer0732
    @elementalgamer0732 Před 4 lety +19

    14:09 now that is an example of what every guardsman should strive for.

  • @kingq1741
    @kingq1741 Před 3 lety +8

    14:29, you can hear private Simpkins voice laughing from the Emperors Halls at the Traitors

  • @approximateCognition
    @approximateCognition Před 4 lety +312

    天皇陛下万歳!
    "Technically praising the emperor"
    This kind of stuff is why I love this channel!
    (Edit: typo)

  • @flawedpyro4650
    @flawedpyro4650 Před 4 lety +80

    Still waiting for someone to go "I don't have the firepower but I've got the mass" and just ram a valk into something

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion Před 2 lety +10

    " You're the last guardsman left. "
    Simpkin: " No... where you see one guardsman, I C4. "
    " See four? BY THE DARK GODS, N- "

  • @guyb-s3410
    @guyb-s3410 Před 4 lety +223

    Only thing that would’ve made the end better is if he yelled ‘CADIA STANDS!!!’ or ‘FOR THE EMPEROR!!!’

    • @trantrungnam612
      @trantrungnam612 Před 4 lety +29

      Well we can put that in our propaganda leaflets to inspire men and women to join the Guard.

    • @carterclary6637
      @carterclary6637 Před 4 lety +13

      God I want to put proud of the guardsmen or something, BUT I CANT BECAUSE DONT KNOW THE LORE AND I WANT TO

    • @DanDoesDnD
      @DanDoesDnD Před 4 lety +12

      @@carterclary6637 guardsmen are just the soviet unions WW2 strategy on a galactic scale, and Acadia is one of the more famous guardsmen worlds, as it underwent a siege sp massive and powerful the planet itself shattered.
      But ever more, the Cadian guardsmen stood.
      The held the line.
      Cadia stands.
      (Seriously just look up some 40k lore videos, play em in the background when you are doing dishes or somethin.)

    • @carterclary6637
      @carterclary6637 Před 4 lety +2

      Kaimera Orzechowski Aight so basically Cadia was basically Stalingrad

    • @gabrielcamargo3010
      @gabrielcamargo3010 Před 4 lety +4

      Carter Clary Yeah, but if Stalingrad was nuked, multiple times, and the red army didn’t gave up. I recommend the The Templin Institute video about Cadia, it’s beautiful

  • @CaptainRhodor
    @CaptainRhodor Před 4 lety +51

    I love the varied suicide charge battle cries at the end XD
    Also, I believe that Rimmy now has a grand total of two kills and two assists against aircraft using small arms.

  • @Southern_Crusader
    @Southern_Crusader Před 4 lety +60

    Achievement Earned:
    *Wall of Heroes*

  • @darrmine1633
    @darrmine1633 Před 4 lety +52

    Simpkin was a true cadian, fighting to thr end.

  • @ArchineerRob
    @ArchineerRob Před 4 lety +18

    Zulu Campaign: "Has anyone noticed, our shadows don't have hats on?"
    Cadian Campaign: We've one upped you, you bastards! 12:37

  • @ravenmiller6376
    @ravenmiller6376 Před 4 lety +19

    I could only imagine Rimmy's heart when sitting and editing the video in the end where he thought THAT SONG FITS TOO WELL. The sudden Adrenaline rush he got from listening to the song while thinking back on the moment when it happened 14:20

  • @quimble2177
    @quimble2177 Před 4 lety +62

    It took me till the end to realise. That’s an instrumental of Cadian blood in the background. Good taste my dood.

  • @ArawnNox
    @ArawnNox Před 4 lety +15

    Simpkin at the end still tickles me, even after seeing the VOD. The best part is before that they were making jokes about bringing extra Krakk Grenades to deal with the Astartes.

  • @marethyu7593
    @marethyu7593 Před 4 lety +45

    The grenade at the end and all I hear is the Black Templar at the bottom of a pile of furries pulling the pin of a grenade saying the following:
    *No Mercy.*

  • @TheManOfWar13
    @TheManOfWar13 Před 4 lety +22

    At the end there I was thinking "Is he going to pull a grenade and try to take them with him?" and sure enough he did. He shall forever be remembered!

  • @plaidpvcpipe3792
    @plaidpvcpipe3792 Před 4 lety +28

    13:47 The Emperor shall welcome these brave heroes in his great hall of martyrs. I have no doubt that they deliberately chose to protect the rest of their fellow valiant soldiers as they left, giving the machine spirit time to carry His troops away from the battle. Only in death does duty end. 14:28 And he is the most valiant of all. Also, that's my favorite fucking stratagem in the tabletop game.

  • @soic9690
    @soic9690 Před 4 lety +24

    Simpkin's sacrifice at the end gave me chills bro

  • @ThiccNoodlez
    @ThiccNoodlez Před 4 lety +16

    That ending, damn it reminded me of that episode in Clone Wars where Fives and his squad mates no longer were declared Shiny's and that one scene where the guy with the Gatling blaster took himself and the CIS droids out in a suicide act solely to bring down the base and alert the Republic.
    Droids: Uh, do we take prisoners?
    Heavy: I don't. *Boom*

  • @xavierrodriguez8432
    @xavierrodriguez8432 Před 4 lety +76

    AND RETRIBUTION SHALL BEGIN WITH ASTERIA

  • @gundam2jimmy
    @gundam2jimmy Před 4 lety +14

    14:00 so epic that song.
    And so funny the "The moments gone, f*** off."
    Just lol.

  • @FinnishKossuGaming
    @FinnishKossuGaming Před 3 lety +7

    "Pity the Guardsman"? NAY I say. HAIL THE GUARDSMAN!

  • @H9092-2
    @H9092-2 Před 4 lety +18

    Rimmy. Somehow you have consistently found every reason I love the Imperial Guard in these videos. Highlighting the awesome things and showing the brave men and women in the Guard... and the idiots who are the brave men and women's fire support.
    I love all of this. Simpkin is truly one of the Holy Ollanius's Descendants.

  • @gorkypower
    @gorkypower Před 4 lety +56

    13:53 NO MAN WILL BE LEFT BEHIND OR THEY WILL KILL UNTIL THER DEATH CADIAN ARMY IS BEST ARMY

  • @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487

    Heretic: does he have a grenade?
    Simpkin: no
    Simpkin: you have a grenade.

    • @theshadowwalker8244
      @theshadowwalker8244 Před rokem +1

      Once I pull this pin it’s no longer my issue it’s your issue

  • @flyingfish5054
    @flyingfish5054 Před 4 lety +77

    Band of Brothers 2: Imperial Boogaloo

  • @MrTux-tw4ld
    @MrTux-tw4ld Před 4 lety +5

    14:20 "FOR THE EMPEROR!!".

  • @plaidpvcpipe3792
    @plaidpvcpipe3792 Před 4 lety +5

    14:04 the only choice a true soldier of the Emperor would make heretic!

  • @mannofdober873
    @mannofdober873 Před 4 lety +13

    "Drop your weapon Imperial."
    Ok let's all just be real nice now- *FOR THE EMPEROR!*

  • @CaptainFirespitter
    @CaptainFirespitter Před 4 lety +18

    I think I’m not the only one who thinks this, but I believe we all agree with one thing:
    Simpkin isn’t just any Imperial guardsman.
    He IS the imperial guard, and everything they represent.
    Shitty equipment, poor armour, dying in droves for an uncaring galaxy filled with endless unspeakable horror.
    And yet, no one.
    NO ONE.
    Has bigger grit, resilience and sheer force of will and bravery, like the Imperial Guard.
    He died standing.
    God speed, Simpkin.
    He’d definitely make for a fine Cadian and possibly a Kriegsman with that sacrifice.
    Also side note...
    HANG 10 BRO!!! 😂

    • @alexanderlloydmendoza979
      @alexanderlloydmendoza979 Před 4 lety +1

      Pretty sure he died while prone

    • @dewit6076
      @dewit6076 Před 4 lety

      @@alexanderlloydmendoza979 I like there are people like you who point out the minor shit like this.

  • @lucasahumada6913
    @lucasahumada6913 Před 4 lety +25

    Heretic Astartes:does he have a grenade
    Simpkin:no you have a grenade

  • @Animefan1803
    @Animefan1803 Před 4 lety +5

    ONLY IN DEATH DOES DUTY END!
    Simpkin is a perfect representation of a Guardsmen.
    If the enemy does not fall by the wall of guns, he shall choke on Imperial blood.
    CADIA STANDS

  • @crowcaller8734
    @crowcaller8734 Před 4 lety +17

    That has got to be one of the best Arma3 videos and THE best ending to one I have ever seen in my life

  • @PeterButchens
    @PeterButchens Před 4 lety +72

    *technically praising the emperor* japan ahead of the times. The future is now... or well about 75 years ago

  • @nghile3726
    @nghile3726 Před 4 lety +4

    Simpkin: "I am not trapped on a planet with you, you are dead on a planet with us!".

  • @MZZE-my7hz
    @MZZE-my7hz Před 4 lety +12

    "good copy the priest is extra holy" this mans reaction time on that joke is top tier.

  • @killianasheart5175
    @killianasheart5175 Před 4 lety +3

    Oh I LOVE the use of Cadian Blood towards the end. It’s too perfect.

  • @commissarvenn2084
    @commissarvenn2084 Před 4 lety +10

    That guardsmen’s sacrifice has been noticed by the comasarry. guardsmen will be informed of his noble sacrifice and death in the name of the emperor.

    • @dewit6076
      @dewit6076 Před 4 lety

      Forever remembered in the books.

  • @owenhammond1880
    @owenhammond1880 Před 4 lety +6

    That suicide bomb explosion at the end was the cherry on top of an amazing video. Let that mans actions be inscribed into the chapters of Imperial Guard military history.

  • @saphirone8030
    @saphirone8030 Před 4 lety +10

    On this very day, Simpkin showed that even Chaos Astartes break before the guard does.

  • @nicorozner7417
    @nicorozner7417 Před 4 lety +4

    Rimmy: (sneezes, kills half the guard)
    The Emperor: You'll be a Comissar.

  • @internetfriend6701
    @internetfriend6701 Před 4 lety +6

    I loved the speech Rimmy gave against Fury when that one Thunderbolt strafed them

  • @Valen7141
    @Valen7141 Před 4 lety +12

    Chaos marines: Surrender Imperial!
    Simpkin: No, i don't think that i will.

  • @zillazima8390
    @zillazima8390 Před 4 lety +8

    That ending. Haha I love that! He rather die then give up the Imperial guardsmen loyal soldier.

  • @CrystalTeacup
    @CrystalTeacup Před 4 lety +6

    Cadian Blood before I saw this video: a pretty good song, with a bit of emotions. CADIA STANDS!
    Cadian Blood now: an epic song. For the Emperor. All hail the Patron Saint Simpkin!

  • @CaptStarlight
    @CaptStarlight Před 4 lety +3

    Simpkin shall be forever known as the Emperors finest.

  • @marcusalm7350
    @marcusalm7350 Před 4 lety +11

    Omg, that ending!
    And StringStorm! Love it!

  • @smugwendigo5123
    @smugwendigo5123 Před 4 lety +16

    Simpkin: "somone call an ambulance, for you!"

  • @internetfriend6701
    @internetfriend6701 Před 3 lety +4

    "let's just be all behaving nicely, yeah? Let's just be real, real-"
    *CADIAN BLOOD*

  • @colelacroix3445
    @colelacroix3445 Před 4 lety +5

    Respect to that last guardsman he died but took two word bearers with him something most guardsmen will never do

  • @literallyatoaster4942
    @literallyatoaster4942 Před 4 lety +13

    that was a great ending fit for a cadian