Sometimes my thoughts are faster than my brain, cause shit like this pops in before it can actually process: "No. He's a comedy landmine... And I wanna step on him." I'm sorry WHAT?! Someone send HELP cause I clearly need it 😭
Only the aliens in MIB are struggling just or more as much than the average human. Hell, they take most of the low level jobs instead of humans in that universe. Like war refugees to the max
@turquoisephoenix6548 depends on the religion most of them wouldn't care like people who believe in Reincarnation could just be reincarnated as an alien
That's kinda funny and true. The manager tells ya how it all ideally works and then you get trained by some chick and she's like yea it takes a month forever before they get their shit together, I just got my login last week and it's been 6 months.
Not without sacrificing the humanoid shape, that's something that's pretty specialized to earth gravity, with less gravity you'd see more like gliding squirrels and stuff like that and for high gravity it could look like life at the bottom of the sea. Evolution works towards the environment so little green guys would have to be in a place with similar to earth gravity and some factor making big boys not happy
Yeah in an infinite universe with an idea of some sort of "hyper-space travel" its fun to think that a species with a space ship 4x the size of the sun could blast through our planet without even seeing it and everything would be over in an instant
@@Big_ol_Yams Keep in mind such a space ship likely would take over billions of years and incredible luck with an entirely all too complicated system and would likely take materials and the mass of around 4x that of the sun and would also have less rooms as it approached the core/center of the ship due to the frame requirement to uphold the now non-negligible effect of gravity. Also any sort of actually noticeable acceleration would most likely tear the ship apart. Also tech makes one absolute hell of a signature and we'd likely detect it from light years away as it approaches (assuming that the physics-breaking "hyperspace travel" doesn't exist and outpace the signature) which would give us a lot longer than just an instant. Since it can't exactly change velocity at the tip of a hat, we wouldn't get any big new surprises from it either. Also if a population tried to sustain itself in an ecosystem that large, it would absolutely not be in control by a single species. Assuming they've been around for at least a half a billion years in that ship, there would be countless separate species evolved and diverged from that first common species (assuming it was all started originally by one species). Even just on our relatively extremely insignificantly small planet, the homo genus was split into entire other multitudes of other human species that lived (somewhat (and debatably)) alongside us. Even when we're still just a single species, after only a few (dozen) thousand years, some of us have evolved mutations like lighter skin which allows humans to have more vitamin D in less solar exposure while at the cost of the lethality of UV exposure. If this sort of divergence were spread across a giant ship 4x the size of the sun, even just on the first outermost layer of rooms and places, there would be nearly infinitely more diversity in life than on earth. Once you start to factor in the differences in extreme gravity as well (and likely their medical, physical, and mechanical ways of trying to cope and cure it) and how it scales as you descend downwards to the core, you can start to get an idea for just how really diverse such a place would be. Anyways TL;DR, super neat idea but not realistically possible without billions of years of work and enough materials harvested to make over ten solar systems go dark.
@@thesysop4998 it's amazing in it's peak though, very few if any animals use gravity to move the way we do and with us at the number one spot for sweat glands we were always specced into endurance. Now sitting around all day and sleeping on soft beds? Definitely not specced for that and it's no wonder we have back problems.
I have been searching the comments for the answer to this. Cause I'm like 99% sure it's a medical condition and don't wanna ask what medical reason came to it to be like that.
Gah I love this guy. His sense of humor is kind of like a funky smell that some people really love and some people are like what the fuck is that. I myself, love this funk.
@@HoraceInkling fire burns from a car wreck while pulling out of a parking lot, according to a comment i read on another short from 'em (titled "this video ends early because i only have a minute"), check there for more info
His comedy is so specific but so underrated, hahahhaha. “Nah you’re reading it wrong.. I need somebody with HHHHIPS.” “You don’t even know your boys!!”
I came across this channel by accident the other day and can't get over how great the comedy is. The topics are so out there yet so relatable, a real gem of a channel!
Sorry to detract from discussing the video. If you or anyone feels comfortable sharing, is that wrinkly nature of one of your hand a medical condition?
For everyone wondering what is up with his arm he got burned. I don't know how so I'm just going to assume he got into a gasoline fight like in Zoolander and things got out of hand, Like in Zoolander.
“everybody’s worried about a thing” is the most accurate description of humans to date.
that line pretty much future-proofs this video's relevance
Yep, this has every time period of humanity covered 😂
I lost my shit with the cut
That and not being able to help the shit jokes is spot on
@@LucIndustries Oh and it's so true too Our generation is so messed up.We don't know how to cope with anything without turning it into a big fat joke
"That's an insane thing to say to an alien" was incredibly Jerma pilled
Alien? Please sing the Alien National Anthem.
Jerma is 38 years old btw.
@@tomas.a1356 *_Quacks in Star Spangled Banner_*
@@ezachleewright2309 maybe ten years ago
@@ezachleewright2309 Honestly expected older
“I need somebody with HIPS”
This man is comedy goldmine
Sometimes my thoughts are faster than my brain, cause shit like this pops in before it can actually process:
"No. He's a comedy landmine... And I wanna step on him."
I'm sorry WHAT?!
Someone send HELP cause I clearly need it 😭
@@lordkameguru7851you good bro
Comedy goldmine 💀
😂😂 absolutely relatable@@lordkameguru7851
If Aliens are going to cover my health insurance I could be convinced to care.
Factssss
Land of the free is it? 😂
@@teldrynsero6791 it hasn't been that since the first dewolf stepped foot on these shores. Them and theirs. I can't stand slavers.
You mean... Like Canadian's?
@@teldrynsero6791yup America number one baby
“I’m a mountain man by nature” is amazing. I’m taking that.
Could you explain it? I want the funnies 🙏
@@hellfire6231no
@@hellfire6231 if the booty mountain lets you climb it you have become a mountain man by nature
Top notch material.
For SURE
“I’m a mountain man by nature” I’m definitely taking that shit 😂
The little alien "turning" to talk to Steve really got me 😂
"you're a bunch of UFHOES" got me 💀💀
E.T bone home💀💀💀💀
Men in black was like we couldn't tell people about this because they would freak out. This is everyone's true reaction to that.
I was recently thinking about how Snowden exposed the NSA for spying on people and everyone literally could not care less
Only the aliens in MIB are struggling just or more as much than the average human.
Hell, they take most of the low level jobs instead of humans in that universe. Like war refugees to the max
Well there's still the fact there would be massive xenophobic groups. A person is smart, people are dumb.
the only ones that would be freaking out is conspiracy theorists and religious people
@turquoisephoenix6548 depends on the religion most of them wouldn't care like people who believe in Reincarnation could just be reincarnated as an alien
"it's like bad here a lot" is an eternal mood for both the earth and me specifically
The end reminds me of when you first get a job and you ask the other employees if it’s as good as it seems. “No, it’s like BAD here” “Really?!”
That's kinda funny and true. The manager tells ya how it all ideally works and then you get trained by some chick and she's like yea it takes a month forever before they get their shit together, I just got my login last week and it's been 6 months.
Don’t work at market basket
@@michaelanthony79or you get trained by someone who's been there 3 months and they just stop showing up the day after you've been trained
This made me realize that intelligent life could be either dramatically larger or smaller than us just depending on the scale of size on their planet
Not without sacrificing the humanoid shape, that's something that's pretty specialized to earth gravity, with less gravity you'd see more like gliding squirrels and stuff like that and for high gravity it could look like life at the bottom of the sea. Evolution works towards the environment so little green guys would have to be in a place with similar to earth gravity and some factor making big boys not happy
@@_NobodySpecial_ Even on earth the humanoid shape isn't that great. There's a reason a lot of people start getting back pains in their 40s and up.
Yeah in an infinite universe with an idea of some sort of "hyper-space travel" its fun to think that a species with a space ship 4x the size of the sun could blast through our planet without even seeing it and everything would be over in an instant
@@Big_ol_Yams Keep in mind such a space ship likely would take over billions of years and incredible luck with an entirely all too complicated system and would likely take materials and the mass of around 4x that of the sun and would also have less rooms as it approached the core/center of the ship due to the frame requirement to uphold the now non-negligible effect of gravity. Also any sort of actually noticeable acceleration would most likely tear the ship apart.
Also tech makes one absolute hell of a signature and we'd likely detect it from light years away as it approaches (assuming that the physics-breaking "hyperspace travel" doesn't exist and outpace the signature) which would give us a lot longer than just an instant. Since it can't exactly change velocity at the tip of a hat, we wouldn't get any big new surprises from it either.
Also if a population tried to sustain itself in an ecosystem that large, it would absolutely not be in control by a single species. Assuming they've been around for at least a half a billion years in that ship, there would be countless separate species evolved and diverged from that first common species (assuming it was all started originally by one species).
Even just on our relatively extremely insignificantly small planet, the homo genus was split into entire other multitudes of other human species that lived (somewhat (and debatably)) alongside us. Even when we're still just a single species, after only a few (dozen) thousand years, some of us have evolved mutations like lighter skin which allows humans to have more vitamin D in less solar exposure while at the cost of the lethality of UV exposure.
If this sort of divergence were spread across a giant ship 4x the size of the sun, even just on the first outermost layer of rooms and places, there would be nearly infinitely more diversity in life than on earth. Once you start to factor in the differences in extreme gravity as well (and likely their medical, physical, and mechanical ways of trying to cope and cure it) and how it scales as you descend downwards to the core, you can start to get an idea for just how really diverse such a place would be.
Anyways TL;DR, super neat idea but not realistically possible without billions of years of work and enough materials harvested to make over ten solar systems go dark.
@@thesysop4998 it's amazing in it's peak though, very few if any animals use gravity to move the way we do and with us at the number one spot for sweat glands we were always specced into endurance. Now sitting around all day and sleeping on soft beds? Definitely not specced for that and it's no wonder we have back problems.
One of his arms is more callous than the other, we know that he’s had some experience looking up aliens with big hips.
I was actually wondering why that is.
I have been searching the comments for the answer to this. Cause I'm like 99% sure it's a medical condition and don't wanna ask what medical reason came to it to be like that.
@@samthelion3925 A car crash resulted in the left half of his body being burnt
ET BONE HOME WAS GENIUS HOLY FUCK
My husband has been saying that since the 90’s 😂
What are you fucking fifteen
Number 1 movie in Alabama World.
"Are you guys _okay_ here?"
"Nah. Earth is- It's like, bad here a lot... Everybody's worried about a thing." 😂😂😂
Gah I love this guy. His sense of humor is kind of like a funky smell that some people really love and some people are like what the fuck is that. I myself, love this funk.
perfectly described
the durian of comedy
like a ferret
My friend is also into pheremone kink and slowly im being dragged into it.... ah well
whats with the left arm though, im concerned what happened
@@FayeFaye- he was a burn victim and thats all i know about that
You need to make movies or sum shit the way the dialogue just flows like a real conversation is crazy😂
No disrespect but your arm looks like the hulks after he used the infinity gauntlet, love your content bro ❤️
NAHHHH
What happened to it?
@@HoraceInklingProbably truck driving with the window down
@@HoraceInkling fire burns from a car wreck while pulling out of a parking lot, according to a comment i read on another short from 'em (titled "this video ends early because i only have a minute"), check there for more info
This guy is literally so awesome! His stuff always kills me “I’d be more impressed with like a second bedroom in my apartment”.
He doesn't know his boys
Bro used 100% Detroit smash on his left arm
Omg I thought the exact same thing 😂
What is that shit
Harvey Dent. Can we trust him
“If Aliens are real, I shouldn’t have to pay rent”
Damn, he even had to give out some of his youth to pay rent
Hell yeah. Steve sounds like he needs a beer on my dime.
Everybody's worried about a thing really puts a bow on it
Ok this is depressigly realistic
this dude got the trevor wallace delivery with the jerma surrealism
Keegan should get jacked, he'd look like a real-life anime character with his sick ass scars
The first “you don’t even know your boys” gets me every time
His comedy is so specific but so underrated, hahahhaha. “Nah you’re reading it wrong.. I need somebody with HHHHIPS.”
“You don’t even know your boys!!”
I came across this channel by accident the other day and can't get over how great the comedy is. The topics are so out there yet so relatable, a real gem of a channel!
I cannot express how much this is a masterpiece, a relic of our time truly
"You dont even know your boys!"😂
Steve's just here for a different party
"Earth is.. It's like... BAD here" 🗣️🗣️💯🔥
Dude sounded so uncomfortable saying "Alright, that's innapropriate..."
"Everybody's worried about a thing" - too real 😭
"Are you guys alright?"
Nah man we've been stuck on this planet with each other for like 2 billion years
This style of humor is exactly what I never knew I needed.
You have outdone yourself with this skit. Well done.
God the delivery of “ ET uhh… ET bone home!” Fucking killed me lmfao
Please please do more podcasts, I somehow just stumbled upon yours with sir list and you are amazing to listen to and sooo entertaining, thank you!
Hahaha "its like bad here...a lot" got me😂
“I’ve got rent to worry about” I felt that lmao
“earth :: its like bad here a lot” this is going on my tombstone ,, my senior quote ,, & quite possibly just above my waist as a tramp stamp
Steve is awesome
"Are you guys OK here" 😂
"I'm a mountain man by nature"
Alright that's my slogan from now on
His arm ages faster then the other
I love this guy
We couldn’t have a better spokesperson than this man 👏👏👏
Steve is the only alien I care about in existence.
When kids ask about your arm say ur a timetraveler and that’s what happens when u time travel
If the aliens landed in the house of someone from 4chan it would have been waaaay different
"everyone's worried about a thing" is delightfully tim robinson-esque
Where does this guy think of this stuff
His head I think 🤓🤓
Um actually… his mind🤓
I belive its his brain 🤓👆
His burn scars talk to him and he projects the voices onto various characters he creates to help him disassociate and handle the mental turmoil
Erm actually it's his brain cells I believe. ☝️🤓
When did he post the video explaining what happened to his arm? I remember seeing it in passing but i cant find it
what arm
@@andre-o-city6018 the arm that looks like two face
He got caught in the time fall
I remember it too. Got the impression that he didn't want this to be about that
Taxes
This is straight up just me if an alien breaks into my house 💀🤙
"Everybodies woried about a thing" that hit home
Sorry to detract from discussing the video.
If you or anyone feels comfortable sharing, is that wrinkly nature of one of your hand a medical condition?
Yo
This man is high in every skit
I love you Keegan, so happy to see you get some recognition
Honestly, if news came out that we have officially came into contact with aliens, id be like "cool" and just keep going through life
"everybody’s worried about a thing” needs to be on a tshirt STAT.
Steve is the Most relatable Character in all of fiction
Im convinced that if aliens show up it's gonna be a rescue mission to save us from ourselves
As an Earth-bound alien, I can confirm that it's like bad here a lot.
this whole thing feels like a an episode of regular show
“ET Bone Home” is crazy
Bro's left arm aged 20 years faster than the rest of his body.
I was actually worried about SEVERAL "things" today
I can confirm everyone is worried about a thing lmao
I can't breathe at "ET Bone Home"
opens with "I'm worried about rent" and closes with "everybody is worried about a thing" masterful work
Literally everyone on Earth if aliens appeared
Bro just summed up the history of human dialogue in 2 phrases 😭" It's bad, everybody's worried a thing! "💀
Always dropping bangers! Wonder what happened to his arm? Never even noticed till now.
The rollercoaster joke is peak
I mean.. if he starts filing my taxes for me.. I'd probably care a bit more about their appearance.
"are you guys okay here"
"no..."
Ngl, if I ever encountered an alien, I'd probably eat it
For everyone wondering what is up with his arm he got burned. I don't know how so I'm just going to assume he got into a gasoline fight like in Zoolander and things got out of hand, Like in Zoolander.
Exactly what I needed today. Thank you Keegan, very cool
I think im almost close to the Gnome rule34. Anticipate it
You're comedy is like wandering through the light side of dark humour.
Weird, I like it.
i love that you accidentally did the ASL sign for “conceive” (like conceiving a child) when asking if they smash
I dont know why i loved that second "you dont know you boys" so much, but i did.
This guy is a comedic genius
This feels like a smiling friends joke and I love it
Steve is chill af
Watched this like 5 times. Pure gold
“Im a mountain man by nature” almost had to dap up my boy right then and there ngl
Your arm looks so cool
“All right that’s inappropriate”
Aliens when they look at us
I fucking love this channel
This man is the manifestion of humanity's mentality.
Smushing in space lmao. You are one of a kind lol
It feels weird being early to one of these, love your stuff, man!
EDIT: Grammar
😂😂😂 most accurate depiction of how I react too