Discord CEO Speedrun (9.17 Seconds)
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- čas přidán 11. 09. 2024
- Strategy 4 works every time.
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follow these or i will bite you
• Twitter - / beluga1000
• Instagram - / beluga1000
Subscribe and we’ll stop by the mcdonalds drive thru :)
gimme the skittle-chan telephone begula
ඞඞඞ
Hope u become CEO of McDonald's
⚠️ *SUSSY DETECTED* ⚠️
tryna be top ten btw
9o
I love how Beluga just randomly said
"I Want To Be A CEO"
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
Hi spammer
Ok
who likes beluga?
👇
Copy paster spammer
Becoming the President is just a stepping stone to becoming Discord CEO
Hey checkmark
Hey checkmark ( make this a chain pls)
Lol
Hey checkmark
Hey checkmark
Beluga will have so many stories to tell to his grandchildren
Man face
69 like
Pls dont like this comment anymore to keep this nice number
RIP ollie
hes a cat
Beluga already has grandkids
Pablo: “You can’t just “become” the CEO”
Beluga: “ *watch me* “
.. 50 seconds later:
*fired*
Cool mate🥰🤣
2 minutes later: *Becomes CEO*
3 minutes later: realizes beluga was the CEO but was just hiding the truth
Fired by Squid game front man🤣
🤣
Beluga after a few years: *PRESIDENT SPEEDRUN*
I see you everywhere lol, other than that i really like your nerf gun vids
Hi
He actually did it for this same video
The number is just random, right?
@Read my channel description yer mum is anti-Asian
Beluga could become president easily and be the first female cat president in history.
First
Beluga in 2025 : Thank you for 100 Million suscribers guys .
@@yiv4n991 No one gives a shit if they're first or not 💀, Do you expect this to blow up and get your reply to get likes for being first??
@@yiv4n991 congrats for being first 🥇
@@yiv4n991 Aye yo congrats 🏅
beluga 20 years later: "and this is how i meet your mom"
beluga kids: "that's not this story...again"
beluga: *eject kids from discord*
108 Likes? 0 comments who can fix this?!
THIS is what we need more from content creators. Not too long, not misleading, and straight to the point videos. Respect to you
@@sirmeme0 desperate
who is fan of rage here?
@@sirmeme0 just say who likes beluga
Stop spamming this bot
@РЕЙД ОТ САУНДА!!!!! Fek u . Spammer. 👉🖕👈
"I will make kinder eggs legal" made me die laughing
Yes, I'd vote for you too
Just go to the uk. They are legal therem
@@shelleyhayward7328 okay but its easier to travel 300 meteres than 9000 km
same lol
@@ASocialistTransGirl you just have no paitience
@@shelleyhayward7328 we just go to Canada ya know
"Emergency meeting."
"Stop it."
"Our stocks are down 20%."
"What shall we do?"
"Charge people to send messages."
"What?"
"I believe that would be beneficial. To the company."
"Agreed."
"I disagree."
"I disagree with your disagreement."
"Boys, boys. Money comes first. We need to raise our stock prices."
"^^^"
ok
while u can just pause the video and read it
the best part? discord isnt even publicly traded lmao
@KINDLY HELP ME REACH TO 100K SUB No we don't because you don't try to actually get legit subs
@KINDLY HELP ME REACH TO 100K SUB nobody does cause your a bot
Thanks! This tutorial really helped me out, definitely liking and subbing!
Fun Fact: Discord knows how terrible moderators are in Discord servers so they literally made an academy for them to learn
Edit: mommy I’m famous
absoloutley sorry, I am sorry omg sorryyyyyyyy
@@flossify7870 I did
🤣🤣🤣fucking good
@@flossify7870 i asked you funny man, funniest man in the world who says "nobody asked, you got the whole squad laughing fricking funny person
lmao rlly?
I love the fact that the "CEOs" pfp is a picture of Tubbo just edited...is just amazing
Finally someone said it-
@@frrruuuuit I just had to do itttt lol 😊👌
yeah ikr
I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY ME AHAGAH
@KINDLY HELP ME REACH TO 100K SUB I HATE THESE STUPID BOTS
Beluga more than anyone deserves to be the CEO of Discord. this cat has been promoting Discord literally his entire career!
hi 3 min ago commment
Poor guy. Getting replies of when the commented 😂😂😂
@DSUOfficial hi 11 min ago comment 🤚..... Woah what a coincidence
He not deserves it
Hi 30 minute ago comment
I love how all his videos have a moral behind them. This one moral is “Never forget to say please.”
You will never know what this comment used to say
Hello discord CEO
So ur the discord CEO eh?
THEN GIVE ME FREE DISCORD NITRO
I Can Confirm as a discord server owner
Who doesn't know how to use discord too
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Hi ceo ^___^
Oh
This is proof that Wikihow is perfect the way it is.
Beluga's videos makes everyone's day better
who likes beluga?
👇
@РЕЙД ОТ САУНДА!!!!! you are Wrong
@@sirmeme0 I like Beluga
Ye ^‿^
watch the vid first
Damn beluga be teaching us more than Dhar Mann and his "so you see..."
The position of CEO were the friends we made along the way.
🥺
Homies to the end
Yes we did
@РЕЙД ОТ САУНДА!!!!! 😂😂
Why do I get MoHoYo vibes?
Pablo: You can't just "become" the CEO.
Beluga: So you are challenging me.
Lame
XD
Plot twist Beluga is the CEO but is hiding the truth....
@loyalty C LMFAO AGAIN
@KINDLY HELP ME REACH TO 100K SUB ok i wont
@Read my channel description what
@Read my channel description what
Why is this the funniest video I’ve watched in so long, finally a content creator with great content
I Love The Way That Beluga Still Puts Important Life Lessons At The End Of His Video, Good Job Cat
Yeah, i liked that too
@DONT why woud we read your profile picture
@Read my channel description it had nothing to do with it
Yo we got the same pfp xd
@@yashroars348
Not anymore
Jason : You are just a basic kid, stop dreaming.
Beluga : i'm a girl
Jason : Request Accepted!
Beluga, the newest CEO of Discord is here!
@SeptiK this killed me
Jason approves
@Beluga your videos act like a tonic. After a stressful day, watching 👀 your videos makes me laugh till I cry. Your videos also teach us important life lessons, like in this one, "Never forget to say please". Hope you post such funny, yet morally important videos. Lots of love from India 🇮🇳.
Congrats on getting a heart🥳
Never Forget To Say Please
To Kim Jong Hecker
His account maybe showing up in a, few seconds
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
@@titancipher Awww....thanks a ton.
@@masaraswati2638 yw :)
The making kinder eggs legal part is absolutely HILARIOUS🤣
Petition to actually make Beluga the CEO of Discord
YES :3
Yes
YESSSSSS
YES
Signed
His videos always give such an important lesson... He is not telling stories, he is changing lives...
Dhar???
Hey dhar man fam
Dhar Mann reference🤣🤣
😆😆
Dhar Mann
Literally best video yet
2:12 the freaking smiley faces man 😁😁😁
0:23 i couldnt stop laughing🤣😂
same
Nobody:
Not even a single soul:
Dream smp fan when they see the CEO of discord picture: 😐😑😐
Y-yeah, i was just like: Wait wait hold on…this is not what i think it is, right? Right?!
Would you mind explaining?
@@iroh4880 it is tubbo but edited
I agree
Beluga in this video: Strategy 4 works every time.
Beluga in his "When a Friend owes you $5.00" video: Never use stragety 4.
@KINDLY HELP ME REACH TO 100K SUB How do I read a Profile Picture?????
@@UniversusVasator Same I am so confused
@@jedcollingwood6223 It's a bot I think
@KINDLY HELP ME REACH TO 100K SUB stfu
In the official beluga storyline, strategy 4 does work, But sometimes it has dark consequences.
The Fact that the CEO is just an old version of Tubbo just makes me go
......
jump in the cadillac
YES
1:12 In my country you can be President, grab all the money you want and no one tells you nothing about it.
2:36 beluga threatening the CEO.
CEO : wait
Beluga : what?
Guards : allow me to introduce myself
;)
I love how beluga took a picture of Tubbo, make him chubbo, gave him a beard and glasses
IKRRRRR
💀
I knew it looked familiar
1:54 I really thought he would just end it with " *never use strategy 3* "
YOOOO BELUGA COMMENTED ON MY VIDEO!!!!
@@minhquangnguyen5828 nice joke 😐😐
Same
@@minhquangnguyen5828 hmm
i love the fact that youtube recommends this to me at 3am....this is what i needed man good shit love the content btw
1:17
"I will make kinder eggs legal"
Me: *laughs in german*
I like how beluga always teaches a lesson in the end.
not only teaching lessons he's changing lives
*Pablo: You think you can be the CEO of Discord?*
*Beluga: You underestimated my powers!*
who likes beluga?
👇
@РЕЙД ОТ САУНДА!!!!! No
Dôñg
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Really ñ word
Won't suit you
I love how the discord CEO's pfp is Tubbo's face but edited-
As a DSMP fan this hit hard
Lmao I love how discord CEO is literally Tubbo
Beluga don't need to be the CEO of discord
Because he's already the king of discord 😎
0:23 MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD THAT MY MOM SAID "Whats so funny?"
meow
*kicks door in 2.75 frames*
2:52 BELUGA HAS UNLIMITED POWER
Beluga: *wakes up and realizes it was a dream*
Kim jong hecker isn't excit, it's won't hurt you
The kim jong hecker : 1:33
**dosen’t exist*
But originally the meme is
Kim Jong-Hecker isn’t real, it can’t hurt you
Kim Jong-Hecker- 1:33
@@IsThatJedKim Jong Hecker isn't real it can't hurt you
Kim Jong hacker 1:35
@@Althro ?
0:03 that photo- i just- i just can’t…what have you done beluga🤣🤣
I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH THE COMMENTS FOR AGESSS TO FIND A COMMENT LIKE URS LMAO I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME PHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
TUBBO!!!!
"I will beet you up"
*casually throws beets at Ceo*
These are great videos with a wonderful lesson behind them 👍
Which is?
@@argoubikhalil8095
"Never forget to say Please"
''Never forget to say please''
-Beluga the discord CEO for only 5 seconds
The discussion the "employees" were having before Beluga sent a message was hilarious
at 0:23 i laughed really hard that my food choked in my food pipe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Food pipe?
@@jimmy2239 the food pipe is called the esophagus
0:24
Why are they texting at 3:10 am 😐
2:19 ok but wtf happened to tubbo
Tubbo became tubby
@@onyx6645 His nsme is tubbo
@@gamelian it was a joke
@@onyx6645 Oh😂
@@gamelian i don't get why you thought i was trying to say "tubbo became tubbo"
*goes to San Francisco*
*finds Discord Corporation*
*goes up the stairs*
*meets a restricted sign*
Beluga: “So all o’ dis was fo nothin?”
Me: “Yessir, yes it was :)”
LOL 😂😂😆😂😂 XD
Fun fact: beluga is actually a worker for discord that’s why he posts daily content of discord. EDIT: :0 i have never gotten this many likes thank You all!
Wait Fr? That’s cool
@@funnytoonz6194 nah but I think because he was at the discord hq
@Mike Papa :0
That’s cool
@@jzban1067 That clip was from an official discord new HQ tour video
Short answer: say 'pleaseeee…' and you will get anything you want
Respect to Beluga for flying to the discord building just to get one shot.
I love how Beluga's videos always have an X number on trending for gaming.
First
@Read my channel description nice channel bait
Comments starting 'I love how' don't need to exist
@@Snookbone your reply doesn't need to exist either.
0:58 I need this confidence level to pass my semester 😂
2:12 just slaps everytime
What music is used in the end of the vedio around 2:50
2:52 the AOT OST 😌
Yep
Beluga you should start selling your mewrch now ! It will take over the world 🌍
sup check mark
My recent vid is better clowns
@@b1urss yeah it is! but garbage is better
Beluga in 2025 : Thank you for 100 Million suscribers guys .
@@ewboy792 shut up bot
A warm thanks to the many members of the Merchants Guild, generously funding and bankrolling all those videos. You are all truly wonderful, have a good one.
How to become president: “I will make kinder eggs legal.”
I believe in Attack on Titan music supremacy 2:52
2:55 ...idk bout others ,but i am not going to forget saying PLEASE 😂😂😂😂
Hi
iH
Hello
Hi
Hi
Hi
2:45 never forget to say please
"Whenever you feel useless, just remember that White Pencils like me exist"
-White Pencil
You just need someone who likes to use black paper 😊
@@adamthejester9718 Or literally any other color except white
Oh white pencil...
We love you
lol
Nice :)
Egbul
Nice :)
@ALEXISFROSSARD GAMING hi
1:43 So this is why i couldn't use discord yesterday
Omg me too
1:48 РОССИЯ.
Свещенная наша страна,
Нет, это не Россия, это Северная Корея, парни без мамы
0:44 I disagree with your disagreement 😂😂
Somebody: Agree to disagree!
Me:
1:03 Is that me only? Or Really Alexander is looking like Mark Zuckerberg???😐
Not only you, he is a copy of mark zuckerberg
zucc
"You can't just become ceo of discord''
" you can't just shoot a hole into the surface of mars"
Same energy
For anyone who are not American and dont know what is Kinder Eggs, It's called Kinder Joy in some countries its a egg shaped packet with chocolate and toys at gift. They are banned in USA, but they are very tasty.
Ok?
0:18 nice u flew on cargo
1:24 president beluga😂😂
Fun fact: Beluga is speed running with his discord videos
I love how Alexander's Profile Picture is of Alexander's brother, Anthony, from "Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day".
I like how the CEO's face is just TUBBO LMAO-
I CAN'T-
Am i the only one who noticed that the CEO’s pfp is just Tubbo with different face details? Like the original pic is Tubbo looking funny at the camera 😭😭
I wish I could take Beluga home with me! He is the cutest and funniest cat ever in history.
Aren’t you a creeper-
its actually a cat called ollie btw has nothing to do beluga yter
Isn't he a hooman
Yes you are right 😘😘❤️ he is the cutest cat😍
But aren't u a creeper and aren't creepers afraid of cats 🤔. Or are u a creeper in Disguise 🤨
Jason Citron and Stanislav Vishnevskiy generated the discord idea, and they started working for it in March 2012. However, it got officially released six years back on May 13, 2015. Further, Discord has a wide range of users and is estimated to be a net worth of $2.5 billion by 2021. BRUH
I wish I had Beluga's confidence, just asking to be CEO, I'm taking notes.
*vegeta's confidence
0:48 why does the Front Man work at Discord? This had me rolling 🤣
Me trying to get in my parents room when it’s locked 0:24
Hwang In-Ho not only working on Squid Game. I learn something new today.
i like how the ceo's face is just tubbo who went through a fat filter
lmao I noticed that too
Beluga never disappoints us with his content 😂
His content sucks
@@butterdawg8149 no
@@butterdawg8149 lol who cares
@@Tiney08 YES
Discord owner: "Who are you?"
Beluga: "It's me, I'm requesting the CEO of this company!"
I like Beluga's confidence level.
Everyone should learn from him 😸
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The aot theme at the end was great😂
*The rate at which this cat is going, he can surely run for the Discord CEO next time*
@Read my channel description dude stop posting that on each comment we get that you're a mistake
@@joshg9449 Bro just ignore these self-promoting dipshits. They ruin the YT Community, so the more we ignore them, the less we help them :)
Beluga has the best manners I've ever seen, I've give my life for him tbh.
Mod Ash being grouped in with Elon and Zucc. He’s a legend.
can't believe he does this at litterally 3:00 am. Truly a legend :,)
he probably did it at 2:59 am and you have a timezone literally 1 minute apart from his.