spongebob-chocolate with nuts but every chocolate is we are number one but every one is replaced with spongebob-chocolate with nuts but every chocolate is we are number one but every one is replaced with spongebob-chocolate with nuts
Grace Turse same with british television. especially reality shows. you can watch for example something like kitchen nightmares and see the difference. there's no dramatic music or cinematics at all, nothing to build up tension.
Because we're so used to ignoring one another on subways and at the workplace, that when we are forced to hear the voices of other people, we want it to be as quiet as possible.
MrMrMANGOHEAD 90% of the frames are lost (you would need to display at 300fps to not lose anything), and much of the audio is shifted above the sampling rate and audible spectrum, so no, even if I could process data at that speed I couldn't say I truly "watched it" because of the amount of information lost in the video editing/conversion process.
We Are Number One but filled with memes Every footstep by anyone is "net" Branch is JOHN CENA earrape While sportacus is on screen you hear "here come dat boi" on a loop CRUNCH Bee movie has to make at least a brief appearance All Star has to make at least a brief appearance Shrek somewhere (if possible) Pen pineapple somewhere TRIGGERED, possibly when Robbie has the net thrown on him Trump Harambe somewhere Gabe the dog borks along with the tune Possible Gabe Newell in places IT'S THE NUTSHACK Big Smoke's complicated order Mr. Skeltal's trumpet replacing the starting saxophone Why not Zoidberg scuttling away? W E A R E I N T H E B E A M Fill it with more memes as these are not enough. Put as many memes as you can.
zakattack1945 i really want to take the bait and make the joke, but i feel like the internet is already plenty saturated in politics without me getting involved. kill me i'm dead inside
inspectot gadget theme but every inspector gadget is replaced with we are number one and every one is replaced with the mine song and every mine is replaced with the entire shrek movie in one minute
we are number one but whenever someone says hay it's replaced with the entire bee movie played at 0.25% play speed but whenever someone says the word bee it's replaced with the entire toy story trilogy with the base turned up at the maximum but every time someone says the word toy it's replaced with an episode of naruto upside down and going backwards but whenever a human is in the frame it's replaced with the entire fucking series of goosebumps but whenever the camera switches to a different scene it's replaced with every video that has ever been uploaded to youtube playing at 0.06% play speed but every time a word is spoken every episode of lazytown plays but every time Robbie Rotten is in the frame every single episode of spongebob plays and the video is going forwards but the audio is going backwards but every single time we're asked if we're ready a random star wars movie plays but whenever the color black is in the frame the entire cycle repeats.
Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop You know the place well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning My mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast Awww - Big bowl of sauerkraut Every single morning It was driving me crazy I said to my mom I said "Hey, mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?" And my dear, sweet mother She just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train And she leaned right down next to me And she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old That's when I swore that someday Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer And the towels are oh so fluffy Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long And anyone on the street will glady shave your back for a nickel Wacka wacka doodoo yeah Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize That's right, a first class one-way ticket to Albuquerque Albuquerque Oh yeah You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before And I gotta tell ya, it was really great Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died Except for me You know why? 'Cause I had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Ah ha ha ha Ah ha ha Ah So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn Where the towels are oh so fluffy And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna It's OK, they're clean Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C And I turned on the SpectraVision And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door Well now, who could that be? I say "Who is it?" No answer "Who is it?" There's no answer "WHO IS IT?" They're not sayin' anything So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril Oh man, I hate it when I'm right So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that" "That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me" And he's like "Tough" And I'm like "Give it" And he's like "Make me" And I'm like "'Kay" So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation Yes indeed, you better believe it And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook And twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice And you know what it said? I'll tell you what it said It said "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again" "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator" "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again" "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator" In Albuquerque Albuquerque Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel But I made a a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice But first, I decided to buy some donuts So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?" I said "You got any glazed donuts?" He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts" I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?" He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts" I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?" He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts" I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?" He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls" I said "You got any apple fritters?" He said "No, we're outta apple fritters" I said "You got any bear claws?" He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check" "No, we're outta bear claws" I said "Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have?" He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels" I said "OK, I'll take that" So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over (rabid gnawing sounds) Oh man, they were just going nuts They were tearin' me apart You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head" I believe it went a little something like this . . . Doh Get 'em off me Get 'em off me Oh No, get 'em off, get 'em off Oh, oh God, oh God Oh, get 'em off me Oh, oh God Ah, (more screaming) I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin' Like a constipated weiner dog And as luck would have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams Her name was Zelda She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches I'll never forget the first thing she said to me. She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face" That's when I knew it was true love We were inseparable after that Aw, we ate together, we bathed together We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss The world was our burrito So we got married and we bought us a house And had two beautiful children - Nathaniel and Superfly Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?" I said "Woah, hold on now, baby" "I'm just not ready for that kinda commitment" So we broke up and I never saw her again But that's just the way things go In Albuquerque Albuquerque Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream That's right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler I even made employee of the month after I put that grease fire out with my face Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that I was gettin' a lot of attitude OK, like one time, I was out in the parking lot Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?" And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes "No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw" So I did And then he gets all indignant on me He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic" Well, that's just great How was I supposed to know that? I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname - Torso-Boy So what's he complaining about? Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote This guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasn't had a bite in three days Well, I knew what he meant But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over And I'm like "Hey, come on, don't you get it?" But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming (screaming sounds) You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know? Anyway, um, um, where was I? Kinda lost my train of thought Uh, well, uh, OK Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is I hate sauerkraut That's all I'm really tryin' to say And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up And find yourself in an existential quandary Full of loathing and self-doubt And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that Somewhere out there in this crazy mixed-up universe of ours There's still a little place called Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque I said "A" (A) "L" (L) "B" (B) "U" (U) "querque" (querque) Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque
we are number one but every one is replaced by a pen pinapple apple pen edit. the branch scene is replaced by the entire joker fight at the end of batman arkham asylum while "hey micky you so fine" can be heard faintly whenever the real robbie rotten is on screen. Also during the net scene, when the fake robbie throw a net on real robbie, it shows ezio auditore saying rest in peace to robbie.
We are number one but every time it says one stitch flies slower every time (Scene from Lilo & Stitch where stitch explodes off the truck into the air yelling, but slowed down every time)
We Are Number One but every one is replaced with a Vietnam flashback, but every gunshot is replaced with a quarter of an episode of Lazy Town, but whenever Sportaflop does a flip or jumps, it is replaced with Shia Labeouf yelling "Just Do It!!" Also the branch is repeated 10 times near the end, but with a different effect each time. Also distortion if you want. Also make We are Number One but every one is replaced by Soldier 76 yelling "THESE. AREN'T. YOUR. STREETS. *ANYMORE!!!* but with more distorted and earrapey each time.
We are number one: Team Fortress 2 Edition Every one is replaced with one of the meet the videos, with the last one being expiration date Every other word is replaced with "BONK" or "BOINK" The branch is an earaped OKTOBERFEST I'll leave the rest to you,m8
I can't wait to get copyright striked by six different chocolate companies also watch out for earrape
MrMrMANGOHEAD thanks
MrMrMANGOHEAD lmao
Yup
MrMrMANGOHEAD daddy
MrMrMANGOHEAD hopefully it doesn't get taken down lol
why can't I skip this fucking ad
Mannimarco you made my day xD
Mannimarco Hello elder scrolls player
Apprentice You can't skip this ad because it's already over
Someone *C R U N C H* on a *C R U N C H* bar.
Why no CRUNCH when Sportaflop bites the apple?
I feel a disturbance in the Force.
i thought that too
A disturbance in the C R U N C H
TRLagia I love hentai
w0w
SpongeBob - "Chocolate with Nuts" but every "chocolate" is replaced with "we are number one"
CHOCOLATE?
CHOCOLATE?
*CHOCOLLLAAAAATTEEEEE*
spongebob-chocolate with nuts but every chocolate is we are number one but every one is replaced with spongebob-chocolate with nuts but every chocolate is we are number one but every one is replaced with spongebob-chocolate with nuts
David Gonzales do it mrmrmangohead
like the main comment so our meme god mango head sees this he must make it
I agree
*C R U N C H*
W.D. Gaster YO WEED DOCTER GASTER QADDUP HOMIE????
1:51 - 1:57 (turn on subtitles)
I agree
truce jones for trumps crunch
Viritos Orange you beat me to it
I'm trying to watch mrmangohead but this one copyright strike keeps kicking my ass
Is it the Dreamworks27?
Is it TheDisney 27?
certifiedviewer123 yeah DreamWorks27
Caden who is TheDisney27?
certifiedviewer123 yeah Dreamworks27
Crunch
Crunc
Crun
Cru
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C R U N C H
H C R U N C
C H C R U N
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erik r zz
The alien one makes me want to die
me too, much cringe
I'd rather stay here and endure Donald Chump if that's the shit that happens in Canada
kuhataparunks don't forget about the legs one
OSUM AL more like Donald CRUNCH
The Lego one is definitely worse. It looks like it was made by a six year old.
CRUNCH
C R U N C H
C R U N C H
C R U N C H
C R U N C H
Is this what God has intended for us?
Yes, now we must laugh at Neil for living with his mum
NYYEEEEEEEESSSSSS
of course
Xantaru Yee
Well uh, technically yah.
Yo lowkey how come they make the brown M&M look like a gangster?
TheCODster16 because brown represents the nigga
TheCODster16 racist jews
TheCODster16 also ironic how the brown m&m was swimming
We are number one but every time someone takes a step it triggers a
*C R U N C H*
Joey's Diabetes sup
When you're an Overwatch fan but also eat junk food, you're like "Cheers love, the calories here!"
Julien Da Coolien
Don't try to steal my jokes m8.
It's just a prank bro.
i love that clip of stefán breaking the glass lmao what
*C R U N C H*
Now give me likes for this hard work
I like the part where it said CRUNCH very loud
When yoi think thst i saw when
Yeah
Dorito Penguin so like half the video
Hi (sorry for my bad English)
DogsRNice nou
DogsRNice I know my humor's devolved when I burst into laughter at comments like this.
JesseLS Craig Also, you're in a MrMrMANGOHEAD video
Vex exactly
Oi eu so brasileiro, se tu ta lendo isso, você é estupido pra caralho
why are british commercials so much more relaxing then American commercials
The lowest common denominator is a little bit higher.
Grace Turse same with british television. especially reality shows.
you can watch for example something like kitchen nightmares and see the difference. there's no dramatic music or cinematics at all, nothing to build up tension.
No dramatic music? BUT HOW WILL I KNOW HOW I'M SUPPOSED TO FEEL?
Because we're so used to ignoring one another on subways and at the workplace, that when we are forced to hear the voices of other people, we want it to be as quiet as possible.
like holy crap, watching TV freaks me out cuz there's so much noise, but when it comes to british shows, I can actually relaxe.
You're not number one when you're hungry
better?
B
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RER
*GET SOME NETS*
Oh man, they need to get Robbie Rotten in one of those commercials.
Frad // Door Jesus you are not Jesus without faith
Better?
I wanted to watch the rest of that Twix advert what the fuck dude?
I agree
You did. Just at 1000% speed
MrMrMANGOHEAD 90% of the frames are lost (you would need to display at 300fps to not lose anything), and much of the audio is shifted above the sampling rate and audible spectrum, so no, even if I could process data at that speed I couldn't say I truly "watched it" because of the amount of information lost in the video editing/conversion process.
CZcams gives me notifications for this channel even though I'm not subbed and I've never watched a Robbie rotten meme, I'm not complaining
Perhaps subscribed on another channel linked with your device?
Why the heck is mr beans and ninjas in the same comercial
I agree
The real question is.. Why not
I've seen it so many times on TV
Volter get some nuts
Lee Paeoniac I got peanuts and hazelnuts
I wanted to die, but then I watched this. Thank you.
Metal Gear Zeke ****I wanted to die after I watched this video, fuck you
TheJ Flux I still wanna die
Metal Gear Zeke Ah I see.
I used to laugh at actual jokes now I laugh at this.
Didn't CRUNCH when Sportaflop bit the apples 0/10
This meme is so strong it can *CRUNCH* time and space togheter to create a portal to The Meme Overworld
The lack of *C* *R* *U* *N* *C* *H* in 4:08 is concerting
We Are Number One but a laughtrack plays every time the Robbies make a mistake
We are number one but it's the big bang theory
"Are you a real villain?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
The Shitposting Spaghetti Monster XD
MrMrMANGOHEAD is British confirmed.
I'm surprised they didn't show the CRUNCH brand candy bar.
We Are Number One but filled with memes
Every footstep by anyone is "net"
Branch is JOHN CENA earrape
While sportacus is on screen you hear "here come dat boi" on a loop
CRUNCH
Bee movie has to make at least a brief appearance
All Star has to make at least a brief appearance
Shrek somewhere (if possible)
Pen pineapple somewhere
TRIGGERED, possibly when Robbie has the net thrown on him
Trump
Harambe somewhere
Gabe the dog borks along with the tune
Possible Gabe Newell in places
IT'S THE NUTSHACK
Big Smoke's complicated order
Mr. Skeltal's trumpet replacing the starting saxophone
Why not Zoidberg scuttling away?
W E A R E I N T H E B E A M
Fill it with more memes as these are not enough. Put as many memes as you can.
Mr_creeps do it
Just throwing out there, there is no true left/right twix
TheRupertLitterbin wait really? So all those adds where they're like "choose a side" and there really isn't a difference?
zakattack1945 i really want to take the bait and make the joke, but i feel like the internet is already plenty saturated in politics without me getting involved.
kill me i'm dead inside
Hershoe theory.
I'm not baiting, isn't that false advertising?
I choose Right Twix.
wtf I started watching at 20k subs wtf happened haha
God happened
M E M E S
I was watching at 1,000 subs scrubbo
His channel grew into the meme that makes him the man(or woman) he(or she) is today.
you forgot all the other 1,843,912,003 genders
No crunch when Sportacus ate the Sports-Candy. 0/10
pls turn the captions on
so much good shit
ron from lunch
Ice ~ Loli I reach down from Donald trumps crunch crunch.
this is going down from you want to be there's
Ice ~ Loli i love you
Ice ~ Loli
"Who said I need a foreigner, hell a snicker candy"
We are number one but every one is Stefan breaking a glass
I'll take CRUNCH #9s, a #9 CRUNCH, a #CRUNCH with extra dip, a #7, CRUNCH #45s, CRUNCH with cheese, and a large CRUNCH
"Alright, I got a move here, it'll bring down the house!"
(whoop)
*_CRUNCH_*
This is literally YTP at this point lol
Nick Kapa yup
hahahaha CRUNCH is a whole new meme!
Galileel Was machst du den hier
;3?
It doesn't get much more original than this
*alright, i can crunch that i will have to crunch you*
THIS IS GOING DOWN IN CRUNCHERY
we are number one but it's the Mandela effect
Robyn Patterson
I remember the song being called! Robbie is number one!
Whoa me too ! We're in a different reality!!
that Mr Bean Snickers ad is pretty cool tho
+StrongFish91 which one? There were two.
Seesamu Caik I think they mean the alien one
+Bryana Bailey the lego one was godawful though
inspectot gadget theme but every inspector gadget is replaced with we are number one and every one is replaced with the mine song and every mine is replaced with the entire shrek movie in one minute
What am I doing at 1 in the morning...
"Do I look fat in these?"
*C R U N C H*
No crunch when he bites Robby'S apple, disappointed.
Oh of course the brown m&m's is the rapper
I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU YOU'RE MY FAVORITE MEME LORD
Should've also said crunch everytime the name of the product has been said
We are number one, but every number one is replaced with Rick Harrison
Marc Soucheiron and this is my pawn shop
We are number one but each one is replaced with "You're Welecome" from Moana but every time your welcome is said, it's replaced with CRUNCH
we are number one but whenever someone says hay it's replaced with the entire bee movie played at 0.25% play speed but whenever someone says the word bee it's replaced with the entire toy story trilogy with the base turned up at the maximum but every time someone says the word toy it's replaced with an episode of naruto upside down and going backwards
but whenever a human is in the frame it's replaced with the entire fucking series of goosebumps but whenever the camera switches to a different scene it's replaced with every video that has ever been uploaded to youtube playing at 0.06% play speed but every time a word is spoken every episode of lazytown plays but every time Robbie Rotten is in the frame every single episode of spongebob plays and the video is going forwards but the audio is going backwards but every single time we're asked if we're ready a random star wars movie plays but whenever the color black is in the frame the entire cycle repeats.
Imagine being subjected to this, with infinite time and immortality, doomed to watch such a video for all eternity.
after this video i heard crunch so much it sounds like a slang term for cool
_"aw man, that dude's so crunch"_
A R E Y O U A R E A L C R U N C H ?
I'd wager that man from the first commercial has never actually used a grocery scanner before. Call it a cashier's instinct.
I've been here since 30,000 subs. Never thought he was going to get this big! ON THE ROAD TO 200,000!!!!!!
Ben The Biscuit I got this channels first video recommended to me and from there I thought I would just be a dead channel.
+Ant Dohknee 2k likes/76 dislikes also say something about it
since 3k rekt you stale memester
orion deschamps I am stale with my memes, I mean I STILL LIKE DEEZ NUTS! (Help Me)
you can't be helped mr Moon Man
"That's why I love ~
Nestle *CRUNCH*" -little boy in that one ad.
what's gucci boys
I agree.
I saw the lego commercial and thought "Hey, this isn't 2006 anymore!"
i'm supposed to be playing game of war but this one player keeps kicking my ass
Nathan Simonet NO. XD
Is it TheLegend27?
*****
People say TheLegend27 is the first game of war player ever, forged from fire
Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop
You know the place
well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy
Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning
My mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast
Awww - Big bowl of sauerkraut
Every single morning
It was driving me crazy
I said to my mom
I said "Hey, mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear, sweet mother
She just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train
And she leaned right down next to me
And she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU"
And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth
And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old
That's when I swore that someday
Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place
Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer
And the towels are oh so fluffy
Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long
And anyone on the street will glady shave your back for a nickel
Wacka wacka doodoo yeah
Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true
Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest
To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt
I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize
That's right, a first class one-way ticket to
Albuquerque
Albuquerque
Oh yeah
You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before
And I gotta tell ya, it was really great
Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor
And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time
The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts
And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore
And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out
And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside
And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died
Except for me
You know why?
'Cause I had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Ah ha ha ha
Ah ha ha
Ah
So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage
I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days
Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag
And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball
And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel
But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn
Where the towels are oh so fluffy
And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna
It's OK, they're clean
Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C
And I turned on the SpectraVision
And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow
That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door
Well now, who could that be?
I say "Who is it?"
No answer
"Who is it?"
There's no answer
"WHO IS IT?"
They're not sayin' anything
So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected
It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril
Oh man, I hate it when I'm right
So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel
And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that"
"That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"
And he's like "Tough"
And I'm like "Give it"
And he's like "Make me"
And I'm like "'Kay"
So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus
And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows
And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation
Yes indeed, you better believe it
And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook
And twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice
And you know what it said?
I'll tell you what it said
It said
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"
In Albuquerque
Albuquerque
Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel
But I made a a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest
I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice
But first, I decided to buy some donuts
So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop
And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter
And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?"
I said "You got any glazed donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts"
I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts"
I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"
He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls"
I said "You got any apple fritters?"
He said "No, we're outta apple fritters"
I said "You got any bear claws?"
He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check"
"No, we're outta bear claws"
I said "Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have?"
He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels"
I said "OK, I'll take that"
So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out
And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over
(rabid gnawing sounds)
Oh man, they were just going nuts
They were tearin' me apart
You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head"
I believe it went a little something like this . . .
Doh
Get 'em off me
Get 'em off me
Oh
No, get 'em off, get 'em off
Oh, oh God, oh God
Oh, get 'em off me
Oh, oh God
Ah, (more screaming)
I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face
Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin'
Like a constipated weiner dog
And as luck would have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams
Her name was Zelda
She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches
I'll never forget the first thing she said to me.
She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face"
That's when I knew it was true love
We were inseparable after that
Aw, we ate together, we bathed together
We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss
The world was our burrito
So we got married and we bought us a house
And had two beautiful children - Nathaniel and Superfly
Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah
But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me
She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"
I said "Woah, hold on now, baby"
"I'm just not ready for that kinda commitment"
So we broke up and I never saw her again
But that's just the way things go
In Albuquerque
Albuquerque
Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me
Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream
That's right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler
I even made employee of the month after I put that grease fire out with my face
Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that
I was gettin' a lot of attitude
OK, like one time, I was out in the parking lot
Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil
When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself
So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"
And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes
"No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw"
So I did
And then he gets all indignant on me
He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic"
Well, that's just great
How was I supposed to know that?
I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud
Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname - Torso-Boy
So what's he complaining about?
Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote
This guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasn't had a bite in three days
Well, I knew what he meant
But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein
And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over
And I'm like "Hey, come on, don't you get it?"
But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming
(screaming sounds)
You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation
Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?
Anyway, um, um, where was I?
Kinda lost my train of thought
Uh, well, uh, OK
Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it
But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is
I hate sauerkraut
That's all I'm really tryin' to say
And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up
And find yourself in an existential quandary
Full of loathing and self-doubt
And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence
At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that
Somewhere out there in this crazy mixed-up universe of ours
There's still a little place called
Albuquerque
Albuquerque
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Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
I said "A" (A)
"L" (L)
"B" (B)
"U" (U)
"querque" (querque)
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque
Tobias Kuula
u got problems man
Im supposed to be playing lazytown of war right now, but this one player keeps C R U N C H I N G my ass
Have a break, have a Kit Kat! *C R U N C H*
we are number one but every one is replaced by a pen pinapple apple pen edit. the branch scene is replaced by the entire joker fight at the end of batman arkham asylum while "hey micky you so fine" can be heard faintly whenever the real robbie rotten is on screen. Also during the net scene, when the fake robbie throw a net on real robbie, it shows ezio auditore saying rest in peace to robbie.
Here's a little lesson, in CRUNCHERY.
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE STEFAN SCENE IN THE BRANCH BIT AT ALL LOLLLLLLLLLLL
B E C A R E F U L N O T T O M A K E A C R U N C H
We are number one but every time it says one stitch flies slower every time
(Scene from Lilo & Stitch where stitch explodes off the truck into the air yelling, but slowed down every time)
"Get some nuts."
nutted
We are number one but every one is replaced with every single mrmrmangohead video
I am appalled that you didn't add the CRUNCH to Sportaflop biting the apple
Robbie's saxophone solo is fire.
O F F Y O U G O ! *B Y E N E I L !*
get fucking dumped into the trashcan kiddo
C R U N C H
We are number one but every one is replaced with the game of war : fire age
You forgot to CRUNCH when Sportaflop bit the apple!
We are number one but every one is replaced with Bob Ross.
1:58 captions "I reach down from Trump's crunch crunch"
we are number one but every time they say one it's replaced with an Intire season of lazy town
H A V E A B R E A K
H A V E A *C R U N C H*
i waited so long for this crunch video. thank you
CRUNCH.I fucking lost it at the first ad. kitkat mmmmmmmmmmm
You're not #1 when you're hungry.
*C R U N C H*
Kitkat and Twix got some sick sponsoring
Slice you mean Twix?
Arvid Bergman Yeah, woops
We are number one but everytime they say one every single MrMrMangohead We are number one videos play.
Don't let your kids watch *C R U N C H*!
Now *crunch* *crunch* ly - here's a little *crunch* on in *crunch* ery!
c r u n c h
now gimme my likes
I wasn't expecting that bombardment of CRUNCHes in the first KitKat ad, I almost died laughing.
4:08 you forgot crunch when he bites the apple
I too, would like a little crunch in crunchery.
Does this count as product placement?
Would they pay for this?
This time it finally hit the point where I could have had a stroke and not noticed, And that is just wonderful. Thanks for the beautiful content.
MMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMM C R E A M Y
thanks
Lmfao I got a Lindor ad before the video, and was expecting the crunch but there was none, then the video started playing...
3:48 no crunch!
also whats with the random slowdowns and shuffles
We Are Number One but every one is replaced with a Vietnam flashback, but every gunshot is replaced with a quarter of an episode of Lazy Town, but whenever Sportaflop does a flip or jumps, it is replaced with Shia Labeouf yelling "Just Do It!!" Also the branch is repeated 10 times near the end, but with a different effect each time. Also distortion if you want. Also make We are Number One but every one is replaced by Soldier 76 yelling "THESE. AREN'T. YOUR. STREETS. *ANYMORE!!!* but with more distorted and earrapey each time.
did someone suggestion to make we are number one, but its in alphabetical order?
Flutterdrive It's been done already
Got a link?
Flutterdrive search it up maybe?
We are number one: Team Fortress 2 Edition
Every one is replaced with one of the meet the videos, with the last one being expiration date
Every other word is replaced with "BONK" or "BOINK"
The branch is an earaped OKTOBERFEST
I'll leave the rest to you,m8
Fuck now I want a kit kat