The Dark Peasant Has Changed - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)
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CaptainSauce: "We Lost"
Meanwhile: "Red Victory!"
CaptainSauce: 16:58
Me:*visual confusion*
I was about to comment that
He does that a lot
I was about to do the same
facepalm
10:55 the reason the dark peasant did not block the crows is because he treated them as enemies, not projectiles.
Yeah but he’s supposed to have a huge amount of hp, why do crows do that much damage?
@@blizzardgames69420I may be wrong but I’m pretty sure that crows deal percent based damage
@@masonkay7024no, shogun does
@@blizzardgames69420crows do 500 dmg and hes supposed to have 1.3 million
@@madsyndromnewe need more crows at this point.
6:12 sad Snuffy
=(
"How have i never noticed that Snuffy has a rockin mullet? Thats amazing!"
Cap you didnt notice that?
I figured that's why he liked him.
*Snuffy, dont look at me like that*
@@D0OMGUY What are you doing "Step snuffy?"
@@rosento8838 *Snuffy no*
@@D0OMGUY Snuffy: Brother I request sustinence.
CaptainSauce: "We lost"
*shows red victory*
Me: -_-
Edit: for all you guys wondering, it's at 16:50
*CAP IF YOU DONT*
Oof
BIG oof
i had the same thought.
Me coming down to the comments to say this
the fact that people disliked this when it came out 25 seconds ago is ridiculous
haters got that bell on man
Yeah if you don't like a video just don't watch it
It’s programs
@@accountusername7900 bots?
@@jingleberryss yes I meant bots that are proframed
CaptainSauce: we Lost in not suprised
Red units: how Dare you!
stolen comment from Pea Shooter
@@sirfroze no it isn’t pea shooter didn’t talk about the units
@@sirfroze rlly? Two people can think the same thing
@@sirfroze so?
"The entire shire was hiding in the neighbor's lawn!" - Captain Sauce 2020
It's 2021 now
@@BigGoose127 yes it is, so?
THE WEDDING
:king and pirate queen{as bride and groom}
:chariot for the bride and groom {on any one side ,aslo this goes to @CathyGrandstaff}
:10 catuses and 10 hayballers {setted in the background}
:20 squires or less {as guests}
:4 peasents {as flower boys}
:1 priest
:1 horse {as the ring boy/girl?}
you can use only one faction of any kind to do to this
like so he sees this! also cap tell my name plz.......
@Corbin Egan sup
And yes cap needs to see this
Hobbits as flower boys
Hope cap does this
+One chariot: for the bride and groom to ride off in
“Look at that stupid spear, as if that does anything”
Did he forget how he’s tested that the Reaper gets completely demolished by 5-6 spear throwers?
Of course.
he has 1350 hp, spear does 200 damage.
his thiccness exceeds the capabilities of the tentacles
is this just gonna go unnoticed
No considering the top comment is about this line.
"His thicccnes exceeds the capabilities of the tentacles" - Cap 2020
4:04
📸
📸
“His Thiccness exceeds the capabilities of the tentacles”
So how come anime girls aren’t immune?
Why must you do this
No one is thicker than Snuffy
@@protatort6345 because my friend, I am weird
It’s because they’re not Thicc u stupid furry
They arent thicc enough.
I Have A simple Battle.
“Sit Down”
5 Pharaohs
And 4 Gatling Guns
Yes
i second that
I mean the 4 guns is a... But over kill, anyways I like
Nice… Let’s get 69 likes!!!
Rain of fire:
8 hiwachai and 30 gunslingers
Vs
1 Defense flag bearer and 100 Spartans / Knight or Squires
"They still have the s a t a n i c s l a p p i e s." - captainsauce 2020
THIS IS CONTENT!!!!!!!!!
Skid your too young for this guy
@@scp682.8 ᵗʰⁱˢ ʷᵃˢ ᶠⁱᵛᵉ ᵐᵒⁿᵗʰˢ ᵃᵍᵒ
@@haikaladityarifqi926 illegal
@@scp682.8 You sure you aren’t too young for him too? Something about you’re profile picture…
Idk why but every single time I can’t finish a CaptainSauce video, when I come back it looks like an intro clip
Dark peasant: *does the exact same thing as the normal dark peasant*
Cap: "Woah look at those cool new moves!"
Actually they are different
No they dont he just got confused becaus birds count as unit and not as arrow so he couldnt make his hand shield
@@zacharia5791 yeah, it’s can be killed
but the normal peasant dies from 2 clubbers
@@emeraldpuppet2270 nah one can do it
I see Captainsauce, I click. It's Tabs, I rejoice. There was an update, now I'm thrilled. He uses a tank first chance he gets, I frown upon repition. And when he lost, I laughed. A true Rollercoaster of emotions in the first three minutes.
this had a whole plot. a beginning a middle an end. a protagonist being you, an antagonist being the tank, resolution with the tank losing, thank you for this beautiful masterpiece.
RED VICTORY! "We lost we need two that would be a fair fight"
16:59 Ya sure about that captin?
For the record, it’s “Ballistae”.
Ballistai*
@@jaysiilence2232 Same pronunciation, but thank you.
Lol
As a filipino, the spelling is very funny
n o
War veterans: trees speak Vietnamese
TABS war veterans: *The tall grass is speaking hobbit*
You are so clever I love it
100th like noice
When he said “snuffy got a rocking mullet” I couldn’t unsee it
2:13 Ever heard of the "Stick a sword into a viewing slot in a tank and pray you don't get shot, stabbed, or run over" method? Real effective in dense forests. Tanks generally can't cover each other through a few feet of solid wood without blowing each other up with their main guns. Also, ever heard of Vietnam? I heard spike traps were very effective.
Hmm
“We lost” *Red team Victory!*
Is it weird that I was looking through the comments to see if somebody else noticed?
@@angelicassassin4046 nope i was doing the same
@@angelicassassin4046 nope I was to
Me too
Yeah, I was confused why he didn't look at the dead units to confirm casualties.
“You can take a hike, Halloween is over with,” he said to the scarecrow as his skeletons celebrated their victory.
So true
Dot by mean to captain
@@pizzathomas861 Firstly, it was a joke, I wasn’t being mean, secondly, do you even English bro?
@@pizzathomas861 r/ woooosh
@@CuntyMcCuntface-ug5gt what'd he say i seriously dont know
I think the birds weren't "handed" because they are there units, not projectiles.
Captain Sauce: We lost
Screen: red victory
Driver: "We got a giant animal walking this way want me to keep a good distance?"
Tank Commander: "Never lets make it into road kill!"
Gunner: "You sure sir we have plenty of shells to..."
Tank Commander: "I said do it!"
Driver: "Alright, everyone hold on to something!"
(Animal sounds followed by metal crashing.)
Driver: (Cough) "Everyone ok?"
Gunner: "So..."
Tank Commander: "Don't even say it!"
Drive me closer, I want to hit it with my sword!
O
(Mean while a lone banner bearer watchs longing his chance.)
Banner Bearer: "One day I will stand in front of that tank."
Tanks + Banners = Victory (Place banner's in front for the most effective strategy).
Hahaha lol.
Haha😂😂😂😂
Cap: Of course we lost
The centaurpide: What am I, a joke to you
Hwacha pilot:reloads 100 arrows faster than a archer who only needs to reload one arrow.
MY FACE:👁👄👁
The snakes from the snake archers are really robot snakes that turn into a arrow when picked up and shot. But then turn back to snakes. Cyborg snakes!
dun dun duhhhhhhh
I’ll never get old of watching cap completely miss something in the center of his screen and then being completely confused and astonished for the rest of the episode
“For as long as man has existed, we’ve known if a giant animal is walking at you, shoot it in the face”
Aren’t we big ani- wait a minute...
Did he stutter?
so like harambe?
Tanks need to have a banner bearer in front of them. I tested it on my own armies. With no banners they died then after putting in a single tank it can kill around 3 to 4 mammoths on its own.
I’m sorry, did you hear him stutter?
He doubted the centaur-peed so much he just just assumed They lost without checking that they won
The new dark peasant(as far as I can tell) got super nerfed, because he doesn't have the "talk to the hand" ranged invincibility anymore. Line up a couple Hwachas and he's dead.
Oof
A crow is not a projectile
The original was probably better
isn't this a modded unit?
Cap: I've only made like 50 episodes of this game how could i possibly know that by now?
*has made 90 episodes*
fr
@@Nugget-sy4dh yeah
@@Nugget-sy4dh hey nugget, McDonald’s is attacking your territory
@Stromley Comics how was that a missed joke, im pretty sure you should be wooooshed as this was a joke
@Stromley Comics woooosh
The "new" dark peasant is basically just a differently looking dark peasant
And weaker then normal dark peasant on hp
also isn't unstoppable movement wise, the unmodded dark peasant can basically slowly walk through the banner bearers field
@@SmileyArtist1 and can block literally any projectile.
And it's not immortal
The newest Super Saiyan transformation! Super Saiyan Black!
I know I'm late, but I have a good sugestion. "A red spy is in the base!?!?"(Godspeed Rick May, you ,magnicent bastard.)
20 muskesteers. The catch is that you have to try to kill all of the muskests as one of the musckesters. I know I'm spelling musketers wrong, but I don't care. You also only have 1000 dollars to make an army. Full usage of geogrophy is allowed, but try not to do cheap things, like hide your units in the ice trees. The medival tree are fine, since the army has to navigate thorugh the trees to find them.
Captain sauce: Ooga Booga caveman brain me:Stop describing me
Cap: Instead i think it instantly freezes people
Me: *Sitting there wondering how he hasn't noticed that the past 20 times he's used them.*
T H E F O R B I D D E N T O O T S
@@GooberWorldyt F O R B I D D E N
Reaper: hits snuffy in the taint doesn’t do anything
Bear cavalry: so cute
Pathetic.
Pathetic.
so... we apparently have the same icon photo.
@@andrewhamilton1614 pathetic.
Lol my g some people just like anime a lot doesn’t mean there pathetic
That “this video is restricted” got me good
Holy fuck y this comment have 52 likes
Wot the hell did I start in the comments
what
@@amyawad WDym
@@patrickhunterman4633 I don’t underdtand
To stop the confusion, the time stamp is 2:05
BOIS I FOUND THE BEANS
Captainsauce : we lost!
Red team: what is he talking about?
Me *sees guy standing alone while he gets a victory*
Captain sauce: “we lost”
Me: *visible confusion*
(Palm of hand meets face) LOL!
he just didn't see him guys
he was tryin to entertain you
And I was just praying to the wobbly horse for a tabs upload
I wish I was named Perry the platypus now
Same
Fun History Fact: War elephants were an actual thing used in the era of Romans and Spartans, and were remarkably effective after extensive conditioning for battle, and their use was to trample through enemy lines before your soldiers attacked themselves, granting an easier victory due to the enemy's disorganization from the elephants.
So whoever made the first level must have either come to the conclusion to put Snuffy first themselves or read a lot about the age I spoke of. Though I will bet it's the latter, due to the fact they added actual war elephants in the light vs dark update. You know, the one with all the "holy" units.
Didn’t the Roman’s send tar covered flaming pigs at the elephants?
hey cap! i just wanna say thank you for making my day every. single. day. and i know its out of no where but i would love to recommend a game. hitman 2 is a great game even if stealth isn't your best (sneak theif). honestly, i think you could make great commentary with all the little conversations here and there.also because some of the things that you can do is amazing. hopefully you reply to this comment and if or when you do, thanks!
Play more
“West of loathing”
Yes
Yes
Yes
YES!!!
Yes
The dark peasant gots hair like “SYNDROME!!!!”
I’m 99% sure unit creator comes out this month. Get hyped people
i was eating when he talked about the centaurpede and choked and halfway died
Ik I could take this time to say “I’m early” but I wanted u to know u have been a big part of my childhood I love your channel I found u through sims I miss Kevin and the gang but I still love your channel man I don’t comment much but I hope u see this 😁😁
Giving me nostolgia
Hi
You said hi to me on air freshner comment lol
Yeah bro same
Same i joined around 200k and have watched every vid since
CZcams: no views
Me: *sees 2 comments*
CZcams: *sweating*
Me: wait a minute
Yes
Yea CZcams is always drunk lol
That’s me!😅
@@debbiegomez3792 the 2 comments F I R S T
CZcams says no to views
I need you to try putting 1 or 2 pharaohs in front of a couple of barrel rollers with a rusher flag please
“So he splooges off a whole bunch of inky loads” ~CaptainSauce, 2020 (11:23)
“Should you not be grabbing something right now” ~CaptainSauce, 2020 (12:28)
“So he’s just got a bit of a refractory period before he can fire off another load” ~CS, 2020 (12:39)
"The entire shire was hiding in the neighbour's lawn"
I have no idea how much those furry footed fellows paid to use a neighbors lawn to flank a dragon with an army of skeletons
actually, the dark peasant never blocked crows it was the weakness no one knew, and also the multi centaur won it said red won you didn't need 2
Interesting
Yeah it seems that the mod doesn't actually change the Dark Peasant beyond its appearance.
@@failbird105 Its very different the og one would obliterate them and the og one had more health the modded one is so weak compared to the regular one
@@pastagoose1506 Have you ever actually *tried* the OG Dark Peasant against that many scarecrows?
A user battle idea thingy: 1 Blackbeard and 6 cheerleaders if u se this have fun :)
16:57 when the game says you win but you still think you lost
Hey Captain Sause all I wanted to say is thank you SO SO much for making my child hood fun and helping me through my rough times!
Only ogs will remember...
The life of Kevin....
And the tabs best unit tournament (in beta version)
Bro, I'm nonge watching life of Kevin and Reaper'S family again. (Already finished Bad Witch)
It’s been a while
Yep
GG!!!!
Gary the Gladiator was the OG back then with the chariot.
Captinsause:we lost
Everybody:wait you won????
*Centaurpede on red team and game says Red Victory*
Cap: OK we lost-
16:58 Cap: We lost.
Me looking at the top screen
Also me: I’ll pretend I didn’t see nothing
Since you didn't see nothing that means you saw something!
Finally the return of TABS
"Look at what they did to my boy."
*Nerfed Dark peasant*
Horses dont do well with staires when there knees are made of jello.
CaptainSauce 2020
I think they made the dark Peasant more violent,
NOW WE CAN TURN HOBBITS INTO MUSH!!!
It’s always nice to see you upload cap.
Oh and if you surround the people holding the dragons with shields they might be nearly invincible
16:56 the fact that he said he lost, his screen might be to big to see the "Red Victory" at the top of his screen.
Yet again, pretty much just try again for the fun of it.
2:09 “I just don’t understand how anyone can design a 15 million dollar war vehicle that can be taken out with a pointy branch!” Yeah and maybe a 2,500 pound mammoth?
Surf n’ turf
5 Minotaurs
4 clams
Total loss 12bards 10 scarecrows
16:57 captainsause "We lost" everybody else watching "YOU WON U JEEZ READ IT DUUD"
I like how he said he lost with the centourpede even though he won
Me: leaves video
Comes back
The video: *TORPEDE CALVARY?!*
the chain gunners when they start firing : PEW. PEW. PEW, PEW, PEW PEW PEW PEW *dead*
r/boneappletea
Lol fire ring
lol my bad mate
@@HakrTheAnimator it’s fine man we all make mistakes
The dark peasant thumbnail:
Me: *Afro man strikes back*
Because I was high, because I was high, because I was hi-
Actually tho
4:10 no the god killer
Roid rage bob ross
CaptainSauce: I don't know what you do to get those snakes as stiff as arrows
Snake Archers: STUFF STICKS DOWN THERE THROATS
The tank dies to easily honestly think it needs a health buff
The birds count as units not projectiles and aren’t insta stopped, so the dark peasant was trying to grab.
I have 2 comment battles:
1.Holy jesus
1 tree giant
10 priests
2.Spiky pikes
30 pikes surrounding you
Round 1 *"red team lost'*
Captain Sauce knows it but wants an excuse to use 2 and put them together
Old video, but for those wondering, the Birds are NOT PROJECTILES, so the Dark Peasant wouldn't be able to deflect them like projectiles. They're considered enemies, so the Dark Peasant has to treat them like fast moving units.
And from what I know, the chronomancer is one of the ONLY unites able to 8 v 1 him
Everyone else: a tactical approach is best . Cap :USE FIRE
Finally, some good content in my suggested tab
yeah same here
Same
Yes
@@protatort6345 eat your cereal
Ah yes you are a man of culture as well. Eat your cereal
The problem with the dark peasant not stopping the pigeons is because the pigeons count as entities and not projectiles so he can’t use his hands to block them but tries to kill them
How have I never noticed that Snuffy has a rockin mullet -Captainsauce 2020
7:26
This is how cavemen were really frozen
I don’t know if anyone knows this but the Hwacha does more damage then the ballista and has a chance of killing the ice giant in 1 volley
Yep, now use the Webtabs mod to create the explosive hwacha using tank rounds it is awesome! I have a pre made one right here... Hehehe... Webtabs id code: 99900131
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
@@Tribalwings0 ...what...
@@f2progamer80 who knows
And that's a fact
Gonna keep putting this out there till I hope you see it.
"The Super Tank"
1 Tank
1 Banner bearer
4 cheerleaders
You're welcome!
I read "banner bearer" as "banner beaver"
Captain sauce: we lost
Meanwhile: Red victory
me: You think he might be color blind
I’m already crying laughing
“We have known since the dawn of time if there is a giant animal walking toward you shoot it” -CaptainSauce 2020
Yeah, shoot it not race towards it like a bat out of hell!
Driver: "We got a giant animal walking this way want me to keep a good distance?"
Tank: "Commander: Never lets make it into road kill!"
Gunner: "You sure sir we have plenty of shells to..."
Tank: "Commander: I said do it!"
Driver: "Alright, everyone hold on to something!"
(Animal sounds followed by metal crashing.)
Driver: (Cough) "Everyone ok?"
Gunner: "So..."
Tank Commander: "Don't even say it!"
Tabs Logic: Tanks Need Banner Bearers
17:00 sauce: we lost!
Screen:red victory
Me:yo sauce you’re the red team!
3:50
I hope sauce never gets a puppy.
It’s not a big animal
70% of the comment section: “I’m probably the only person who realised that the game said he won when he said that he lost”
Nope, a lot of people noticed but good eye all the more.
At what time in the video?
@@BabyDontHearnMeNoMore 5:28
I noticed that but didn’t want to comment it cause I knew other people would do that before me
Battle Idea: Let the Hunt Begin
1 bear cavalry vs 10 bards
Old rune mage: wololoo
New rune mage: IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR
The tank at the start lost because of its own shell exploding at point blank