The Girl Who Makes Every Disaster About Her
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- čas přidán 30. 03. 2016
- She's a survivor, she's not gon give up pretending she was actually involved in these events.
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CAST
Sophia - Siobhan Thompson
Trapp - Mike Trapp
Grant - Grant O'Brien
Zac - Zac Oyama
Cult Leader - Shane Crown
Cult Henchman - Evan Watkins
CREW
Director - Sammi Cohen
Producer - Julia Bales
Writer - Siobhan Thompson
Cinematography - Julia Swain
Editor - Sam Geer
President of Original Content - Sam Reich
Vice President of Production / Executive Producer - Spencer Griffin
Director of Production - Sam Sparks
Director of Post Production - Michael Schaubach
Supervising Producer - Alex Edge
Production Designer - Rachel Aguirre
Hair and Makeup - Tayler Berez
Production Coordinator - Shane Crown
B Camera Operator - Ben Molyneux
1st Assistant Camera - Liam Miller
1st Assistant Camera / DIT - Carlos Lopez
Gaffer - Trey Betts
Key Grip - Kevin Mayorga
Production Sound - Matt Kendrick of BoTown Town
VFX Artist - Sabrina Curry
Post Production Manager - Ashley Ruben
Head Assistant Editor - Phil Fox
Production Legal - Karen Segall
Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
Production Accountant - Chetera Bell
Production Accountant - Giles Moffett
Production Intern - Grace Earley
Post Production Intern - Marissa Melnyk - Komedie
HOLY SHIT GRANT PREDICTED THE CAPYBARA UPRISE
he was right. we should have listened.
"OK I pull up." 🎶🎶
oml you're right
Just a few years late!
@@gothamsandwich1106 You mean a few years early.
It's always Trapp who calls these people out 😂
A couple of the employees of ch seem to have trademark roles in the shorts. Trapp is almost always the logical one, Katie is always the insane one.
Yeah so true
But no one calls him out for killing Pat.
I think in the earlier sketches he was the oblivious moron to other peoples sane man, it’s amazing that he can play both roles so well.
TRAPP KILLED PAT
My name's Sophia... guys it could have been me!
I love this comment so much XD
I have a name just like her. It could have been me!
it was Synthia, sorry.
Oh my gosh are you ok?!
I'm glad you're doing alright, need any help? :(
“But I’m the protagonist”
“Of what?”
“The story of my life”
“What do you think we do when you’re not here?”
“Sit around and wait for me to show up”
😂 🤣
Yes, that is a quote from the video.
Full anime going on this woman’s mind
Yes, that is the punchline of the video.
Exactly any person I meet. Why do they look at me like I dont have my own life? This isn't a TV show where I'm a side character where when I'm not helping you I don't even exsist. I live my own life too.
she so stupid
I'm the main character here
I swear to god i know someone like this.
oh-no-plz-no we all do, unfortunately
Irony...
oh-no-plz-no
Hhhh
Who?
oh-no-plz-no I know someone who made every disaster about me
She blamed me for dancer and Ebola
She does a great American accent
she's australian, I'm sure (EDIT: nope nvrmind she's from Bristol)
also Forever Audacity 01, you gotta chill
Uh- she's from bristol, England... watch the channel anglophenia. She;s british.
QED She's from England, just listen to her speak at the end. :D
Forever Audacity 01 I'm British too, and she is definitely British. She's faking the American accent in the actual video and her real accent is at the end. (It's probably easy for her to pull off considering she lives in the US).
Forever Audacity 01 She actually is British. Look at her in other videos and you will see.
This reminds me of that one girl who starts crying her eyes out about her great-great grandpa who died 100 years ago in ww1 whenever someone mentions a war
true lol
it's 100 years ago we can joke about it
OMG guys! My sister’s friend’s sister had a friend named Sofia 6 years ago! I could have DIED!!
I Like Cupcakes ME TOO!
That lowkey sounds like those kid youtube channels video titles
I love how Mike is always the voice of reason
You mean the only sane person in the room?
Usually...
Who?
Theodore D Trapp
Well, not always. There was that time he was Mr. Chumbuckets.
Mercutio the realist
"But I'm the protagonist" See, this is what I think CollegeHumor is great at, perfectly capturing that shitty person that all lives inside of us.
+Annie Trinity Nah, the shitty person inside me isn't self centered... though I think he may be a serial killer... I mean like a really bad one, imagine Dexter but without a moral compass and slightly overweight...
The Fear I'm on hold with the police. What's your address again?
Annie Trinity The shitty man inside me is like littlefinger of game of thrones. Not self centered, only power-hungry
I don't think that's shitty. Everyone's the protagonist in their own lives.
The CZcams comment section is also great at that
The capybara thing aged very well
The plotwist at the end meaning that she is right was ON POINT, funny af
Basically Tumblr.
yup
+Chris Knappert Thank you so much for making this comment.
+Chris Knappert They literally die from anything though.
+Chris Knappert Also Facebook, and any other social network site
+stoic ryan What? How the fuck is this 'basically tumblr'?
Everytime she does that little bit at the end, I die a little inside.
There there...
*hums Rule Britannia*
I become more alive
TEA AND BISCUITS!!!
I know, when attractive women try badly to be funny it's just unsettling.
IM SORRY I DIDN'T DO MY SPANISJ
I love how one guy has a sticky note covering the logo of the laptop
can't believe CollegeHumor predicted capybaras and Not Okay the 2022 film
Who's reading comments instead of paying attention to the video?
Yeee
nonono, i've seen this comment before. let us not overuse it
yessssss!!!!! 😂😂😂
Yellin
Ok how the hell did you know that!
Anyone binge-watching?
President Donald Trump Stop watching, and work on that wall or I will deport you.
Preston Lieb WRONG
YOU'RE FIRED!
*your
tru gamerz Actually your is incorrect because that implies that he owns it, while you're means you are or you are fired implying that person is fired
“It’s not about you.”
“I have never met a group of people that are so wrong ever in my life!!!”
There really are people that are like this and I wish they would just grow up.
Ironic that this was recommended during the Corona lockdown
OMG I was literally alive when the virus was going around!
Great twist at the end
Right?
+Jonatan Nilsson SOMEONE CALL SHYAMALAN
TWIST
666
+Jonatan Nilsson So true.
This girl I know acted like this after the Sandy Hook shootings. We were on the other side of the country.
I would want to slap her for trying to make a mass child killing about her.
"Oh my god I've never even heard of that place before right now that could've been me"
Oh, same! At least in my case she had actually attended Sandy Hook, for one year, in 1994, in 2012 she lived like a thousand miles away. She was more "OMG I WENT THERE SO TRAGIC" about that than she was about the hostage situation that put all of us on lockdown in the city we were actually in or the dead body someone found outside the dorms. Like, girl, I know it's a tragedy, but it's not about YOU. I mean I think I'd be shaken if my old elementary school got shot up but I live across the country and haven't been in elementary school in decades, to me it would feel cheap and gross to be posting all about how this school shooting affected me, a person who is not a student at that school and has no connection to any student or teacher there.
All these people died and you want to us to stop and pat you on the back and say "oh gosh how tragic for YOU"? I hate people like that.
I've never heard of this before, was it in America??
Eve yes, I believe somewhere on the upper east coast.
It's almost as bad when your relatives try to make it about you too.
I do not relate to this comment at all but I will still like it since it is at 68 likes.
You're welcome.
@@eevee7663 Is this Netiquette?
@@1manorgy It is!
YES. A friend from 5th grade was on the news decades later because she sped drunk 75 mph thru a stop sign, hitting an SUV killing a mother & her child & injuring a 3rd. My mom was freaking out, saying "oh my god it could have been you"... Like, both weird way to appropriate a tragedy and plus, WHAT? How? Lol I have never even had an accident and I don't drink.
The worst part was she wanted me to feel sorry for this girl. I was going to write letters but she got out on probation and immediately went back in because she decided to violate by DRINKING! How can you pity that.
No, could never be me, thanks tho Mom
@@LunarEleven Sounds like she meant that the dead girl could have been you.
so i was in an accident (bus) and a guy in my school said “oh well u were more physically hurt , we were more emotionally hurt.” HE WASNT EVEN IN OUR CLASS, THE BUS, OR THE TEAM (the two connected teachers) i wanted to rip his head off but then my friend pulled me away😂👌🏽
lol
People love being the victims any chance they can get
| i wanted to rip his head off but then my friend pulled me away😂👌🏽
r/thathappened
@@fn6391 r/nothinghaseverhappenedever r/ledditorsonsafari
@@fn6391 how is that remotely unlikely, he was really angry and then his friend told him to calm down, that happens, rip his head off is just an expression of rage
I love how Emily just casually walks by to yell "NO" at her
That's not Emily. It's another girl. Haha.
oops...
+Dylan Dang I thought it was Emily too at first.
i thought it was emily too
+Dylan Dang I thought it was Emily for a second and was like, hey haven't seen her in forever, but then realized it wasn't.
believing you're the protagonist is an actual form of narcissism
I like to think of it as your then main character in your life but a supporting character in others. also you have the same name as me
What if you think you're the antagonist?
Captain Ahab The Sea Bear it doesn’t matter your still the protagonist in your own story. Protagonist can be evil etc.
Yes, but it's a form of narcissism that literally everybody in the world suffers from. Of course, some people are a lot worse than others, but everyone had it to dome degree
Everyone constructs a narrative of their life with themselves as the protagonist, but most also realize this is true for everyone else as well.
0:49 Zack saying "waaau nyeaa"
best part ROFL
the men of CH:
grant - the gay one
mike (trapp) - the sane one
zach - screams
Darling HH
Brennan-The Dad
@@gezi5927 raph: the poor one
@@batteryman_cezory for the last time, he’s not black he’s poor
Btw im pretty sure grants BI
Also Trapp is far from sane
Today I learned that Siobhan is spelled Siobhan and not Shivan.
And not Shivonne :) That's fucked up. Even for English.
That's 'cause it's based in Gaeilge.
which is a hella fucked up language in itself, when you speak English, even if still really nice. And freaking Ancient. So.
Ryan Lynch I thought it was Chivon
Theres more Irish names that many cant pronounce haha
WAT.😱
subscribing to this channel is one of the best things I've ever done.
same
+DFGRhys lmao
You've lived a very sheltered existence, haven't you?
+Hayley Howard I'm sorry life has set the bar so low.
+Hayley Howard protip
"That is crazy *Sophia* "
Me: Oh new person? Looks exactly like Siobhan
This reminds me of my mom. I'm tired of this kind of life.... She never felt secure. She believes that everyone who stops in front of our house tried to do harm to us using mystical powers, even someone with an Online Taxi helmet obviously looking for the pickup point. She always find a reason to deny all the logical explanations I gave her...
She never confronts the person though, just enough to annoy me. I don't want to feed her delusions, but she said that she felt alone in this and nobody supports her. So I'm in the state of dilemma right now.... I could either play along with her to give her the sense of "You're not alone" or try to snap her back to reality.
I am belated saying this but I truly feel for you. Nobody knows how hard a position this is to be in. My boyfriend constantly believes the neighbors are talking about him and anyone who looks our way is up to something. I know it's tiring for him and he never feels safe or secure. I always try to argue it logically because to me, it seems worse to validate fears that are causing him such distress. But in their mind, it's very real and perception is reality.
I've worked professionally with mentally ill people and the hardest part is you have to just listen. Nothing you can say will make it better, and will only feed their anxiety and isolation. You can ask them if there's anything that would make them feel safer, suggest distractions like movies or music, but often they have to just wait it out. Don't ever feel like you need to acknowledge or deny that it's real- give an ambiguous response. "I see where you're coming from (validate her experience). I believe we are safe, but I am listening and making sure it's ok just in case." Reassure OFTEN. The simple words "it will be ok" and "I'm here, you aren't alone" should be repeated often.
I don't want to make an armchair diagnosis, but these signs are substantial enough that she needs a clinical evaluation. Therapy and medication may be the only thing that will keep her from becoming a danger to herself. A therapist can work in tandem with you both to give you tools to help not only her cope but YOU cope with the stress.
I hope things have gotten better and in my experience keeping the mind occupied is key for most people with paranoid delusions. Playing mobile games, doing puzzles, exercise, arts/crafts, housework, scrapbooking, listening to podcasts, needlework (preferably with familiar background music)... Etc etc etc.
Sometimes, though, as agitated as it seems to make her, just understand that nobody wants to feel "crazy". She just wants to be ok. So just listening and biting your tongue (trust me I know...) without making her feel foolish may be what she needs most.
Even with meds there will be bad days but trust me it can get much more manageable. I know how hard it is, you aren't alone.
@@LunarEleven Ik its late but thank you for your response. I did read somewhere about how to hande ppl with paranoia and it pretty much alignes with what u said. Mainly about giving vague responses and just listen without saying anything. Though she sometimes dislikes those vague responses because I didnt give the same judgment as she did, lets say to a person she deemed suspicious.
About taking her to the theraphy, she believed that these "group of people who hated her" has a huge network pretty much everywhere (but not literally all over the world, lets say all over town) and they follow us everywhere, stalking and what we did or bought etc. And ironically she believed that their end goal is to make her go crazy.
So with this, the last thing she would do is going into theraphy or any psych related clinic because that would mean those "bad people" finally won (at making her go crazy). Cuz yea ik that theraphy >< crazy and she even acknowledged this. But she doesnt want those "bad people" think they have won. Idk its just a deep rabbit hole.... and now she started thinking the neighbor besides us is always eavesdropping (she even thought they use stetoscope to listen to us, without any proof of them even owning one of course) and relaying information about our conversation to that "group of bad people". And now even in our own homes, we have to whisper when talking. Or at least most of the time.
u know if this is a series... i would watch it
FallAccel Thats nice, ciel
Imakittycat oooooh so u know
did trap lose weight?
True
I noticed that too.
It's this like an on going joke? I've seen this on like every video
+Yifan yu No, I think he genuinely looks thinner.
he looks great!
Zac's nod when Siobhan says she pulls off colors she shouldn't be able to is so funny lol
that capybara joke aged well
OMG! Pearl Harbor was nuked on December 7! My birthday is December 7! Thank goodness I was born on 1999 and on a different country..... I could've died!!
Edit: Ok people I get it! It wasn't nuked. But this was 3 years ago and it has 6.9k likes. It's just too funny to correct now.
Nice pic
Mao Zedong Really?
Mao Zedong Oh ok. My bad...
I really hope u r not Amercian
Mr. Poopy Butthole how can u think pearl harbour was nuked!? That would have lead to nuclear war even though in 1941 America did not have nukes just like everyone else but according to you Japan magically discovered nuclear nuclear fission 4 years earlier than everyone else.
I definety have a friend like this
One time my best friend was talking about depression and getting bullied and she was just interrupting her like "oh well I was cyber bullied and raped online"
YES SHE LITERALLY SAID SHE WAS RAPED ONLINE
THEN EVERYONE IGNORED MY FRIEND FOR HER
LIKE BRUH
lol online rape? what did she get a private message from someone she didnt want one from?
Ninvus Gaming she didn't explain much about it, but I think she said something about some guy messaging her and just being a creep (which I have gone through, I left for a while, came back then Just blocked him and problem solved) but she was making such a big deal out of it .-.
You know you just did the same thing and now I just did the same thing, right?
Hahaha
"Online Rape"
Only possible in the Year 2158 and Later..
Rofl
Hope your bestie gets better and that other one stops being such a drama queen.
Grant predicted capybaras
Grant is 6 years too early, but capybaras are a thing now!
WOW her american accent is so good, i didn't even notice until the end when i was like, wait she's not american..
Braggerino Kripparrino Yeah, but her English accent's gone a lot more American
"I have been in so many buildings.."
"WE'VE ALL BEEN IN BUILDINGS."
I more or less lost my shit when he said that XD
0:07 he was RIGHT
2:27 Mike is preaching right there
this reminds me of this one bitch I went to high school with who would say "X was in love with me!" when someone died from our school. Dude died in a car accident when we were in 8th grade and he was a sophomore? he was in love with her. Popular guy in our grade a few years later dies in a four wheeler accident? he was in love with her too! what a shock! Guy was ran over by a car outside the school! ANOTHER GODDAMN LOVER!
...... That sounds like a murderer
Honestly I don't know why she dates dead people, but hey, at least they're not needy.
Onyx Of Time I've dated plenty of dead people and they ARE needy. Constantly writing "help me" in blood on my wall...
Why did so many people die when you were in high school?
Guy is hit by motorcycle and dies, the girl says he was in love with her, it's then revealed he lived and he said that he actually hated her.
Every girl in 2016 ever.
Lol
+DraokorHacks But I'm a victim!
+DraokorHacks So you're saying that every female who is alive in the year 2016 is self centred? That's approx. half the world's population!
+CrazyCashGaming What he means by that statement really is that he's either a student or out of college and talking about the age group still in school and maybe a bit more. (That's just my guess though). I've really only seen on the internet people younger than around 25, mostly girls, do this.
+LeafyClone #8938 Don't forget pretty much every female celebrity in existence.
Mostly the ones that built careers off of reality tv shows or by singing on stage. The full-time actresses tend to be more modest, and ironically, a lot less fake.
Siobhan with an American-English accent is so weird, but also super cool.
Zac’s “wow yeah” at 0:52 fucking kills me lmao
Same😂
Holy shit that sound effect at 0:13 scared the shit out of me 😂
I just love how done Mike Trapp is in all of these.
grant was ahead of the times about capybaras
"Because I'm the protagonist..."
I thought she was going to break the fourth wall here.
This is so accurate for today's society
3:15 I AM CLICKING MY SCREEN SO HARD WHY IS THERE NO BUTTON!!!!
I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE
Adam Smith desktop
You guys he was right about the capybaras
My mom did this once, except she made it about me and my siblings. We rode the Verrückt just one week before that 10 year old boy was killed, and my mom made that horrible tradegy about us. She was all like "Oh, that could've been you guys! I should have never let you ride it!" And I was all like "Mom, stop." I just hated how a little boy had just died (at that time) and my mom was feeling guilty for letting my brother, my sister and I go on it as I'm sure that the little boy's parents felt even more guilty since he was the one who actually died on the ride.
Elisabeth Heiman
When my cousin went to prison for embezzling my grandma was all "SEE THAT COULD HAVE BEEN YOUR DAD. IT DOESNT MATTER HOW YOU WERE RAISED ANYONE COULD BE A CRIMINAL"
Like stfu he embezzled to financially support his kid. My dads a loser meth head quit comparing.
Eh.. I feel like that's just a Mom thing. Any Mom would freak out at the aspect of her children dying.
wait, so they caused an earthquake 200 years and 300 miles away from their goal?
Aim small miss a few hundred years... and miles.
This little move is gonna cost us a few hundred years
we can’t all be perfect alright
Let them make mistakes, they learning
It's still a hundred years... Not 200
Why does she lose her accent sometimes
Dylan Mondrus she's doing it on purpose to sound like a stereotypical air head/idiot
Yeah, that's one of her characters
Classyyert it'd called this magical thing called acting
for some reason many find those with accents to sound like they know what they're talking about, and that defeats the purpose because she's trying to sound like a dolt
isnt she aussie?
"I can't believe I'm saying this but I think Trapp might be right" is the kind of understated savagery that I love so much about CH.
2:50 this is gold.
Does anyone else miss Emily?
I miss Sarah Schneider
Josephine Covell Where'd she go?
+Sparsh Sharma Adam ruins everything
Josephine Covell shes back
Ann No she's not
When you get a buzz feed ad before your college humor vid. Even CZcams knows.
i love how trapp is always the voice of reason in every video
"i'm calling my shamen" is today's version of "wait till my father hears about this"
Hey, look. An accurate description of BLM and SJWs.
Lolololololol
* *
You missed the point.
+Patrick Chizek hahahhahaaaaaaa lol
+Argedon you're cool
+Patrick Chizek Do you write that to every slightly off-topic comment? Kind of a lame hobby tbh.
It's been 2 years since Williams died? Already?!
Ikr.. When they said that im like WTF!!
jeez i know, to me it feels so recent R.I.P Robin Williams
I'm about 18 months late to this sketch and I still didn't think it was 2 years from this point in 2017
There was a girl like this I know she thought she had depression
I know a bunch of people like this and this it’s so annoying.
Feminism in a nutshell...
Zing
Nice bait
+Nate Sobol How?
How?
+Anne B Like it or not, this video describes some feminists.
You could also say that about literally any group of people, so please untwist your panties.
Oh my gosh, I work with someone like this, and it is a NIGHTMARE. I only have four co-workers and she's the one I work with the most. Not only is every disaster about her, but she has a story for EVERYTHING. It's annoying as hell.
Grant might have been a bit early, but he was right about Capybaras
Grant is such a good actor :D He looks so sad when he acts like hes crying
That was...
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm
Quite the twist at the end
it kinda proves she was right tho
That plot twist though
I swear I FIGURATIVELY DIED
I literally died... funeral is tomorrow.
+Eliud Munoz R.I.P.
Classic Sophia. Making everything about her. Must be the name.
It's the hat ! Everyone I know with that hat is like this!
this is how my mum reacts to every news report from every place I've ever been to.
***** you're so welcome :)
I've got a friend like that.
OMG, you guys, remember when that hurricane in Florida hit? My best friend's cousin lives on the Florida-Alabama border! That's so insane!
I thought they would say “Well I guess Sophia’s gone, better wait until she gets back!” And then freeze
Did she just say "Je suis Arizona (I am Arizona)" at 1:03 lmao
The ending totally made the video
I love how Mike is always the reasonable one
2023 here, grant was right abt the capybara
Her saying "Je suis Arizona" made me laugh my ass off.... "I am arizona"
I just realized I'm not social enough to experience all these types of people
She has been blessed with the plot armor
I love their side conversations so much
It's not just girls out there who are like this. These people are called Narcissists
literally tumblr users
lol
Triggered!! Nah I'm just kidding I hate them to even though I have a tumblr
3:01 Hey Vsauce Mikhael here
BANGARANG!
Rest In Peace Robin
Shit got real at the end. Well done, now i want to see what happens next
classic narcissist
Oh my God I totally knew a narcissist once, they just always seem to be attracted to me it's scary...
Shane is so underrated! I love all of his roles in these sketches
‘It feels like a personal attack on me personally’
Lol
2:34 ADR was added - you hear her voice but her lips stopped moving after she says "I have never..." I just... uh... wanted to point that out :|
now you've mentioned it i can't stop thinking abt it
I just feel like Trap is my spirit animal because he's the only logical one but that makes him a "buzzkill"
That Kim Kardashian Reference though...😂😂😂
Diamond Snow when??
Where
The crying part?
My aunt did this with 9/11, except it was: “my close friend from high school was just in New York and was considering visiting the trade center, I can’t do this right now!” *tears and sobbing*
I was 11 years old and even I was like “seriously…?”