Love #CluelessGamer? Check out Team Coco's "Good Game Nice Try," a gaming podcast hosted by Twitch star OMGitsfirefoxx and our very own Aaron Bleyaert! apple.co/goodgamenicetry
Are you thinking of making new Clueless Gamers? Think of the opportunities: Spider-Man, Assassins Creed, Cyberpunk with Keanu Reeves but above all else you should have Aaron because he’s a great foil to Conan and knows what he’s talking about.
He's playing a character; he is basically saying people who play video games don't get laid so he's trying to playfully mock them by saying look they made me do this series, I don't really care about games, so I'm just going to try to get laid."
Just in case anyone still checks the comments out, the developers added an Easter Egg referencing this video in the Blood & Wine DLC for the game. If you go to the Orlémurs Cemetery to the south of Beauclair one of the tombstones reads "Sir Conan of Braye End, Died of over titillation while witnessing an act of unicornipositusphilia."
@@user-il6ke6dl3q Yeah, there's a hundreds of Easter Eggs in the game referencing pop culture, films, literature etc, got npc's saying lines from Pulp Fiction to the Goblet of Fire being auctioned off.
Thats so wholesome by the devs. Also I revisit this video several times a year. This along with the tomb raider and assassins creed unity are my favorite clueless gamer.
@@nervesconcord Though nothing will ever beat Geralt threatening a Novigrad merchant with ''There better be a pay, or the invisible hand of the market smack you so hard you'll be sit down for a week''
One of the headstones in Witcher 3: Blood and Wine reads: "Sir Conan of Braye End. Died of over titillation while witnessing an act of unicornipositusphilia". You gotta love CD Projekt RED :D
Vlada Jovanovic You can check it on YT. The video is called: Witcher 3 Blood and Wine - Conan Clueless Gamer Easter Egg! - Having Sex on a Stuffed Unicorn
They say "Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars." Conan proves it here. As well as his audience now.
''YENNEFER? This is America her name is Jennifer'' (20 seconds later) ''If she wants to be naked, I'll call her whatever she wants to be called. She's Yennefer.'' Big mood.
Fact: There's an easter egg in the Blood and Wine DLC where the devs made a grave in a cemetery for Conan who died due to over jerking to this exact clip to yen and Geralt.(maybe you know,just wanted to mention anyways)btw there's also Picasso's grave near it
In the Blood & Wine expansion pack, there is a tombstone in the old cemetery of Beauclair with epitaph that reads "Sir Conan of Braye End. Died of over titillation while witnessing an act of unicorniposituphilia."
This series in it’s earlier days was GENIUS. It catered to the clearly growing audience who were gamers and also those who weren’t familiar with it due to conan’s honesty about being completely ignorant of it and uninterested in it all but still willing to give it a chance. Brilliantly entertaining.
If this guy ever retires, or quits his late night show, he must start a clueless gamer CZcams channel, with all the videos uploaded there, and just continue making more. I'm pretty sure many people would agree with me. I mean, look, this video is only 2 days old, and it already has over a million views. Clearly it would become one of the most popular CZcams, gaming channels in no time.
payz hayz Just for fun. He doesn't have to take it too seriously, like make one video a month or something. People get pretty bored when they quit their job, or retire.
Literally in stitches watching this. It's been nearly 5 years and it's still as hysterical as ever. He NEEEEEEDS to do more of these, they are beyond brilliant!
@@ggabrielzanderr does it matter? Conan doesn't know any of the stories! You think he went into the shadow of war with the knowledge of Stephen Colbert? That's what makes it humorous, and I guarantee cavill would think it's funny as hell.
Jemoni Conan actually isn't bad at videogames, he knows quite a lot and can play games. It's a humor act. The whole show's point is to "test new games as a terrible gamer without a clue whats going on".
Keyser Soze Haven't played bloodborne but if you play on very high difficulty it is as challenging as dark souls but less frustrating. In Dark Souls it feels like you die for no reason most of the time like enemies can hit you when they shouldn't be able to but in the witcher it's all about preparation before combat and timing during combat. When you die you always understand why and you allways know it was your own fault and what you did wrong... but as you can probably tell I'm not a huge Souls fan haha
This video had quite an impact on me. It introduced me to my favorite video game of all time. It also introduced me to Conan, who at first I thought was a jerk, but then became my hero. Clueless gamer was just a genius move to introduce younger generations to Conan’s humor, and I hope the marketing team got a huge raise.
+Brendalf agreed! My Simpsons DVD collection stops at season 10. The only reason I have any further seasons is because I've received them as gifts on Blu ray..
+Andre Gon Agreed. Besides, most would find him annoying if he wasn't so famous/a celebrity. Because the videos are more about him, and less about the games. He didn't even rate this one, though I will not complain.
As You Were Reading My Very Long Username I Stole Your Sandwich You needed comments on a Conan Obrian video to find interest in the biggest RPG in years? O....k..
HeelvsBabyface Same here. Best Conan review thus far. Dear game companies, send Conan more games, particularly ones with sex. If this is a problem, make more games with sex, for Conan. We'll make a gamer out of him yet.
JesusTheMesiah Someones triggered ;) But hey, I'm not surprised. You're one sad person. Feelsbadman. "I'm going to mute this post because I have what's called a life"
I guess this is the best video I’ve ever see on CZcams. Because Conan O’Brien is my favorite celebrity and the Witcher 3 is my favorite game, and I laughed so hard.
aaron is like a dm, he know all the details and is trying to tell you all about the world and the details of the person you are meeting. and conan is the player that goes "and I ATTACK THEM!" or "I want the sex" best dynamic duo ever.
Don't think Cavill would work with Conan's boomer humour of what "gamers" are. Video still makes me laugh, just don't think it would work as well with peak masculinity sitting beside him and being the target of his jokes lmao
of the 90+ hrs ive played the game without my dad watching... lo and behold he times it just right that he sees me playing while those two were doing it on that unicorn... -_-
+Anal Probe Goddess no, it's just a parent thing, you play or watch something, where there is no inappropriate moment while you are watching, when your dad decides to come and watch or play with you, boom! the inappropriate scene comes, and they would get angry and say that this entire show/game is garbage etc etc.
+Arun Bonifacio The change in music is what totally gives it away that something special is happening. After hearing the morose music of Velen for 90 hours, the music that plays when you are in Yennefer's room is radically different.
I think they switched over to the celebrity guests to attract more views and revenue but after paying the celebrity for an appearance how much are they actually getting ahead? If their goal was clicks and cash then they should have just kept it with Aaron, it's so much better with these two.
I noticed that too!! I was like since when he's so skinny?! I personally prefer him when he has a little more weight, he looked cuter like a teddy bear :)
THE best Clueless Gamer episode ever. Ok, alongside with the one with Bill Hader. It has so much replay value. I can play it anytime and just die of laughter. Yennnniiiiifffferrr!
I miss these clueless gamer episodes. I wish they would go back to doing them like this, Just Conan and Aaron playing. Conan's disinterest and Aaron's enthusiasm was perfect to watch and what made these funny. Also I think they used to make reviews of good games. I think this was the last one they did together, how sad.
Yes. After a long term relationship ended, he started exercising and eating right. He actually wrote a very moving and inspirational blog about the situation. He's a talented writer.
I've been watching alot of the clueless gamer videos and I think Conan should start his own CZcams channel for games. I know he's not a gamer and doesn't really know what he's doing. But this wouldn't be a playthrough channel it would mainly be for the comedy aspect of it. He's had me in tears several times from watching these videos because I was laughing so hard.
If Dashiegames can do comedy and not be a very good gamer than Conan can do so as well. We just have to make sure Aaron is in the this as well. They both have the best chemistry
Andrew Krantz he wouldn't have nothing to win from that , he already is a celebrity , he has shittons of moneys , he has a show , he has a family , he won't do it just for our entertainment ... Or who knows , maybe only as a hobby
Love #CluelessGamer? Check out Team Coco's "Good Game Nice Try," a gaming podcast hosted by Twitch star OMGitsfirefoxx and our very own Aaron Bleyaert! apple.co/goodgamenicetry
Are you thinking of making new Clueless Gamers? Think of the opportunities: Spider-Man, Assassins Creed, Cyberpunk with Keanu Reeves but above all else you should have Aaron because he’s a great foil to Conan and knows what he’s talking about.
captions are out of sync with the audio, i'd be easier for me to watch if you fixed that
@@TheManInTheLongBlackCoat there’s probably not gonna be more clueless gamers (in tbs at least) since Conan is moving to hbo Max in June
Shame. 😣
please make one with dragon ball and Bioshock and Monster Hunter! Sonic and Darksiders!
I've never seen a man so motivated to have virtual sex
Well, thats conan for ya 😂
Apparently u haven't seen more men.
you've clealry never met me
He's playing a character; he is basically saying people who play video games don't get laid so he's trying to playfully mock them by saying look they made me do this series, I don't really care about games, so I'm just going to try to get laid."
Oh, my sweet summer child.
Conan needs to do a clueless gamer with keanu reeves for cyberpunk 2077
I got hard just thinking about it.
Something tells me that would end up being two clueless gamers.
Yeaaas
Nah I rather just us get it same time he does
Yes.
Just in case anyone still checks the comments out, the developers added an Easter Egg referencing this video in the Blood & Wine DLC for the game. If you go to the Orlémurs Cemetery to the south of Beauclair one of the tombstones reads "Sir Conan of Braye End, Died of over titillation while witnessing an act of unicornipositusphilia."
really？
@@user-il6ke6dl3q Yeah, there's a hundreds of Easter Eggs in the game referencing pop culture, films, literature etc, got npc's saying lines from Pulp Fiction to the Goblet of Fire being auctioned off.
Thats so wholesome by the devs.
Also I revisit this video several times a year. This along with the tomb raider and assassins creed unity are my favorite clueless gamer.
@@nervesconcord Though nothing will ever beat Geralt threatening a Novigrad merchant with ''There better be a pay, or the invisible hand of the market smack you so hard you'll be sit down for a week''
"There's 36 endings in this game, so..."
"As long as one of them is happy."
Conan is an endless stream of "ba dum tss" moments.
I don't get it 😭
@@piginhumanform28 happy ending is a sex joke
One of the headstones in Witcher 3: Blood and Wine reads: "Sir Conan of Braye End. Died of over titillation while witnessing an act of unicornipositusphilia". You gotta love CD Projekt RED :D
Wow!
i saw that too...
Vlada Jovanovic
You can check it on YT. The video is called: Witcher 3 Blood and Wine - Conan Clueless Gamer Easter Egg! - Having Sex on a Stuffed Unicorn
Sanderu
I need to look this up.
Conan goes from 1:55 to 8:24. Now that's a character arc
lmfao
I have power to turn your likes to 1k
They say "Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars." Conan proves it here. As well as his audience now.
Haha
Lol
''YENNEFER? This is America her name is Jennifer''
(20 seconds later)
''If she wants to be naked, I'll call her whatever she wants to be called. She's Yennefer.''
Big mood.
And at the end, he screams YENNIFEEERRRR.
🙄
Other promoters: *critiques game*
Conan: "At this point, the water hag is looking good to me"
this was probably the best of all his clueless gamer vids
agreed
agree !
Definitely. I've just watched it for the fifth time or so :)
true
Alejandro Gallardo
Cock Blockula !!! That needs to be a legit character !!! Conan on point with the name game
Cheaaaaaahhh
bakerXderek Look up Skyrim Gamerpoop by Manslay3r. Beat him too it a year ago.
bakerXderek ahhh manslay3r
bakerXderek Lmfao..!! that line by Conan almost choked me
bakerXderek I wouldn't put it past them to do something like that. There was a random npc in the crowd in Witcher 2 called Sten Placeholdern.
They’ve made a Milfguard reference in a Cyberpunk. That’s the most hilarious thing ever
Where? Was it with Judy.
devils/advocate there are posters on the streets with the sign
Lol its not a reference.
Anyone who has ever read the term "Nilfgaard" thought about this.
NO WAY! I thought about it as soon as he said that.
Fact: There's an easter egg in the Blood and Wine DLC where the devs made a grave in a cemetery for Conan who died due to over jerking to this exact clip to yen and Geralt.(maybe you know,just wanted to mention anyways)btw there's also Picasso's grave near it
And now In Cyberpunk 2077, there’s a magazine called Milfgaard
@@theawkwardskeleton6608 for real? That would be hilarious
@@Ben-rz9cf it’s in the trailer Styles of Night City
@@theawkwardskeleton6608 Yeah, but that has probably zero to do with Conan. It's a very easy joke to make
@@92brunod Conan of Braye End = Conan O'Brien, nothing to do with Conan?
In the Blood & Wine expansion pack, there is a tombstone in the old cemetery of Beauclair with epitaph that reads "Sir Conan of Braye End. Died of over titillation while witnessing an act of unicorniposituphilia."
Jayjus chroust?! Really hahahahahaha
This is too good, 1perfect! Lol.
Really?
No way!! I never knew why!! I love CD Project… The best humor ever!!!
I remember reading something like this but I didn't notice
Conan might be the most charming pervert on this planet.
Craig Ferguson enters the chat
@@spacecadet8843 Craig the perv, but Conan is overall much more charismatic.
Homer Simpson: The most charming pervert on this planet so far!
Edwin how is he a pervert then
Yes
“Tried talking to 9 different women got no where....... now we’re in the sausage hut.”😂😂
This series in it’s earlier days was GENIUS. It catered to the clearly growing audience who were gamers and also those who weren’t familiar with it due to conan’s honesty about being completely ignorant of it and uninterested in it all but still willing to give it a chance. Brilliantly entertaining.
Yeah, its strange they didnt continue with It, will got them much more views than current content.
I was a teenager at the time and Conan was the only late night talk show i watched for this very reason.
This has got to be the best game review on youtube
+Chase Whitehouse Nope. This is the best.
ok
Zero punctuation makes me want to kill myself.
Hands down!...... well 1 hand down.
Someone get this man an anime girl dating game.
In VR.
A what? That exist? Which do you recommend and are there nudity?
@@viktorwillyam try summertime saga
Chosen Undead thank you ashen one, Mayst thou thy peace discov'r
@@viktorwillyam didnt play a lot of ds3 tho xD
The comedic timing on the chickn sandwich part was so perfect.
“You’re Gah-Ralt”
Oof
Skellig Island
Can we go back to strictly conan and aaron?
I wish. 😢
Danie's Travel Vlog super pretty
NO
@C Mahoney even better.
Yes please, a lot of the celebrities just don't have as good chemistry with Conan
If this guy ever retires, or quits his late night show, he must start a clueless gamer CZcams channel, with all the videos uploaded there, and just continue making more. I'm pretty sure many people would agree with me. I mean, look, this video is only 2 days old, and it already has over a million views. Clearly it would become one of the most popular CZcams, gaming channels in no time.
***** he has an annual salary of $12 million, prob not gonna start a YT channel, even pewdiepie doesn't make that much
***** I love your name.
payz hayz Just for fun. He doesn't have to take it too seriously, like make one video a month or something. People get pretty bored when they quit their job, or retire.
TriggaPC Gaming [SPAR] Google,"Jimmy Fallon and Jason Statham arm wrestle", I got the name there.
***** totally
I love how Conan has the attention span of a child when comes to the speaking parts of games, His reactions are hilarious
“You know what these people like? A nice long chat!”
is probably the best summary of Witcher 3 that I’ve ever heard.
As soon as blayert said nilfgaard... We all knew what was coming next and conan didnt disappoint
Conans hunt for digital poon is a direct representation of how I feel waiting for Conan remotes
dilemma may
ew dont say poon
kshock poon poon poon poonponopooonppoonn
kshock Neil poon handler
kshock Poon
kshock whats a poon
Lol, only Conan could reduce what is essentially an awesome game with an epic storyline into a man's quest to have sex with his girlfriend.
I mean, that's basically the game. The sidequest is finding Ciri.
main quest is Gwent
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I see you guys are trying to have a conversation but do you want to play Gwent?
how about some gwent
Did someone say Gwent?! *throws decks at everyone*
This is the best clueless gamer by a mile. Still makes me die laughing.
If another Witcher game ever gets made, I want to see Conan and Henry Cavill play together.
🤣🤣🤣
That would be a dream come true
After the recent announcement this might be finally comming true.
Just need to wait about 10 years
It'd be funny since cavill probably knows all about the games.
Play together? In a room? Alone?
@@pleasantlyintense1511
Grow up!
The most hilarious gameplay on the Internet!!! Bring back Aaron please!!!
He's fired
Kill Switch no he hasn’t he still appears in the recent videos
*So you're GURRALT of Rivia*
_I now see why Conan hesitated_
Yea that's lame pronunciation
That and Emhyr
Yeaa that made me chuckle and made me go really bro. REALLY.
Why do people mispronounce name they hear?
@@jeramysteve3394 That is my biggest pet peeve. Like bro they literally JUST said his name in the game and you can't repeat it?
"I want an erotic adventure!" lmaoo Perfectly describes The Witcher
Literally in stitches watching this. It's been nearly 5 years and it's still as hysterical as ever. He NEEEEEEDS to do more of these, they are beyond brilliant!
Conan needs to watch Witcher with Henry Cavill.
Gabriel huh
Oh! YES!!!
@@ggabrielzanderr That will be epic thou! :D
@@ggabrielzanderr does it matter? Conan doesn't know any of the stories! You think he went into the shadow of war with the knowledge of Stephen Colbert? That's what makes it humorous, and I guarantee cavill would think it's funny as hell.
I have a feeling that Conan will somehow manage to make this episode into a pissing contest between the Superman and the Flaming C.
Is it just me, or is Conan getting better at videogames?
Jemoni Conan actually isn't bad at videogames, he knows quite a lot and can play games. It's a humor act. The whole show's point is to "test new games as a terrible gamer without a clue whats going on".
JemoniOr is it just that video games are getting too easy now-a-days.
Canadian Muffin The witcher is one of the most difficult games out there
jon L How hard in comparison with games like Dark Souls and Bloodborne ?
Keyser Soze Haven't played bloodborne but if you play on very high difficulty it is as challenging as dark souls but less frustrating.
In Dark Souls it feels like you die for no reason most of the time like enemies can hit you when they shouldn't be able to but in the witcher it's all about preparation before combat and timing during combat.
When you die you always understand why and you allways know it was your own fault and what you did wrong... but as you can probably tell I'm not a huge Souls fan haha
This video had quite an impact on me. It introduced me to my favorite video game of all time. It also introduced me to Conan, who at first I thought was a jerk, but then became my hero.
Clueless gamer was just a genius move to introduce younger generations to Conan’s humor, and I hope the marketing team got a huge raise.
"let's get a look at her in the light. If she's halfway decent, I'm ready to go!"
When the clubs about to close and your running out of options...
More Aaron less celebrities!!!!
Absolutely. Better yet, all Aaron no celebrities.
Kirkhammer *fewer
Aaron is good in small doses only.
7:40 "Tried talking to 9 different women, got nowhere... And now we're in the sausage hut" 😂😂😂
That chicken sandwich part had me laughing so hard
"He tied his towel very securely"
That killed me instantly, I never laughed like this before
Lol I literally read ur comment at the same time It got to that part. It was like I was reading out loud
'I have been in this situation before. This could take months.'
“Well, we were only a few feet behind her, but then we sat and talked, for 6 days. And now she’s far away in the land of Zibzar.”
"there are 36 different endings"
"as long as one of them is happy"
ahahahahahahahah too good
In Poland, they call this foreplay.
SirWeedlord Yes, I too have problem finding God.
God I'm from Poland and you're right ;D
I've heard Poland is very kinky.
GacMan47 No, here men need to be patient and trying a lot, because women have explosive nature in bedroom... if you know what I mean
You are needed in the next season of supernatural😌
I don't normally watch TV, but omg Conan is my new hero. Seriously funnier than any LP'er on CZcams
***** Omg seriously once he stopped writing for The Simpsons + the senior writing staff focusing on Futurama = a lot of bad Simpsons seasons
+Brendalf agreed! My Simpsons DVD collection stops at season 10. The only reason I have any further seasons is because I've received them as gifts on Blu ray..
+Jonathan Ngo I bet if he had to do an LP everyday for a couple years he'd run out of jokes too.
+Andre Gon Agreed. Besides, most would find him annoying if he wasn't so famous/a celebrity. Because the videos are more about him, and less about the games. He didn't even rate this one, though I will not complain.
*****
Well you can't really rate the witcher 3 because its too good for a game rating xD
i miss these. Conan needs to start these again.
Imagine if that dude showed Conan the brothels, lol.
( i know its 9 months ago since you put the coment up but)
He should've took him to the Pasiflora Conan would be broke by the time hes done
bedoing it to for and with Yennifer is the best thing to ever happen to .mm......h..... CIRCUIT BREAKING{redact}}]
COCKBLOCKULA shows up “🤣I died . Conan was unstoppable in this one. Aron is the best guy to have in clueless gamer cuz he cracks up just like us
Imagine if they could take aaron and jordon together.
@@justinbrister8885 That would be insane!!
I just feel bad that they write him like a total beta nerd. There are a few episodes where he's normal and it's nice to see
I lost it in that moment as well
5:32 chicken sandwich... I might get this game now.
As You Were Reading My Very Long Username I Stole Your Sandwich I feel like given your name.. that's assumed
As You Were Reading My Very Long Username I Stole Your Sandwich Where did my sandwich go?
dilemma may xD
As You Were Reading My Very Long Username I Stole Your Sandwich xD
As You Were Reading My Very Long Username I Stole Your Sandwich You needed comments on a Conan Obrian video to find interest in the biggest RPG in years? O....k..
The Witcher : Wild Hump
This is seriously the best episode of Clueless Gamer. I've always returned to this whenever I want a good laugh.
I come back just about every episode of the Witcher on Netflix.
They referenced this video in the Witcher 3 Blood and Wine :)
Wow, really? What was the reference exactly?
Really? What did they say?
I don't want to spoil it but it's to do with Conan's excitement over the sex. I uploaded the video, just search Conan Blood and Wine.
Damn dude! You are right!
aha))))
Conan would probably romance both Triss and Yennefer. That's when he'll truly understand the meaning of blue balls.
Dank Sidious what’s worse than the cold shoulder from a woman? The cold shoulder from TWO women
Yeah, I did that. Still haven't fully recovered
Same thing happened to me that i have to do a second playthrough. I hate my ending that i felt depress after finishing the game.
I knew it was too good to be true.
Lmao
“Where is his, uh....SEX finder?”
😂 i crack up every time
Literally the happiest I've seen Conan in any Clueless Gamer, ever.
"Do you know which way he went?"
"Well, it puts me in mind of a tale..." LMFAO!!
I cried tears laughing.. >.
HeelvsBabyface Damn Az never thought u watched conan
HeelvsBabyface Same here. Best Conan review thus far. Dear game companies, send Conan more games, particularly ones with sex. If this is a problem, make more games with sex, for Conan. We'll make a gamer out of him yet.
HeelvsBabyface i pissed tears
HeelvsBabyface Its only game, why you heff to be sad
HeelvsBabyface ResidentSleeper
"i was willing to do it with youuuu!"
Gets me every time 😂😂
HIS EPIC WATER HAG LAUGH WILL NEVER FAIL TO MAKE ME LAUGH!
7:01 I love the Water Hag’s scream of pain
please more Aaron and less celebrity bullshit.
JesusTheMesiah Someones triggered ;)
But hey, I'm not surprised. You're one sad person. Feelsbadman.
"I'm going to mute this post because I have what's called a life"
Now really, I have a life to attend. Bye guys. Love you all! :)
*Muted*
I don't understand what just happened. He threw out a witty one liner and just ran away?
I agree! Clueless Gamer got more boring when they added dumb celebrities.
the one with gronk and lynch was good
i love how he says "oh my" before realising who's feet it is
Who’s here after watching the Witcher
it got recommended on youtube :)
Just finished the series. Hope season 2 releases soon
Me☺
Trash show
Mimir's Head stfu mimir kratos should have leave your head ass on that tree 😂
1:31 well i guess there's where the Milfguard ad in cyberpunk comes from
i love how at 7:02 when he says "oooh i was willing to do it with you" a text pops up on screen reading "that action is not allowed during combat"
Wow, the other guy
has lost a lot of weight, good on him!
+Jordan Wilson I thought the same! Couldn't believe it was the same guy!
+Jordan Wilson his girl dumped him and broke his heart.
+Those Russkies
That'll do it.
lel, yeah conan is funny :D
+Jordan Wilson I honestly didn't even realize it was the same dude as the other reviews until I read your comment.
I guess this is the best video I’ve ever see on CZcams. Because Conan O’Brien is my favorite celebrity and the Witcher 3 is my favorite game, and I laughed so hard.
Please do more game reviews I love them so much!!!
Been binging them all day lmao
lmfao Cockblockula sounds like a spell from Harry Potter.
+Nipplestroke look up Mans1ay3r. then check out his Gamer Poop's videos for Oblivion. Cock Blockula was in there somewhere.
+MetalMessiah1219 nah dude cockblockula was in skyrim.
i had the feeling it was in skyrim. lol that is what i get for typing faster than thinking.
+Nipplestroke Cockulus Blockulus!
It sounds like a spell that makes your erection flaccid.
They need to bring back these videos with just Conan and Aaron
"MAKE IT FREEZE, MAKE IT FREEZE"
My face hurts from laughing. Conan is pure comedy
Me too😂😂😂
aaron is like a dm, he know all the details and is trying to tell you all about the world and the details of the person you are meeting. and conan is the player that goes "and I ATTACK THEM!" or "I want the sex" best dynamic duo ever.
I just came back to watch this again after watching today's release of Netflix's Witcher
Me too
Same 😭👌
Same and still awesome
Me too...
@@astroparche So did I
Going back and watching his review now on which is literally one of the best games in existence makes this review even that much more funnier
"Just say Jennifer" still has me laughing so much, I randomly think about it and come back to this vid throughout every year
Conan I beg you to invite Henry Cavill to clueless gamer
halehydra if its pc then he’ll be there 🤷♂️
Come on Team Coco. Make it happen. Social media will break.
Don't think Cavill would work with Conan's boomer humour of what "gamers" are. Video still makes me laugh, just don't think it would work as well with peak masculinity sitting beside him and being the target of his jokes lmao
@@patricklloyd1797 I think it'd be fine. Especially if there's a sex scene or something. Conan did that Unicorn scene flawlessly.
@@patricklloyd1797 Henry knows how to roll with the punches man, he's great with bantering. It'd be a blast.
of the 90+ hrs ive played the game without my dad watching... lo and behold he times it just right that he sees me playing while those two were doing it on that unicorn... -_-
Lol
+Anal Probe Goddess no, it's just a parent thing, you play or watch something, where there is no inappropriate moment while you are watching, when your dad decides to come and watch or play with you, boom! the inappropriate scene comes, and they would get angry and say that this entire show/game is garbage etc etc.
+your meme isn't dank *your. You're = you are
+Arun Bonifacio The change in music is what totally gives it away that something special is happening. After hearing the morose music of Velen for 90 hours, the music that plays when you are in Yennefer's room is radically different.
+Arun Bonifacio hope he said.. that's mah BOY!
I'm a simple man.
The more Aaron laughs, the more I laugh.
PS. Bring back Aaron! The dynamic is too good.
I think they switched over to the celebrity guests to attract more views and revenue but after paying the celebrity for an appearance how much are they actually getting ahead? If their goal was clicks and cash then they should have just kept it with Aaron, it's so much better with these two.
Who's rewatching this after watching the Netflix show?
Simret Sekhon mee
How is it....its probably awesome ....henry cavill is in it too right
Manzoor Qureshi yes he is and he iS FANTASTIC
Have you played the games? If you enjoy the show then you definitely should.
Yep
2 things:
1) WE NEED MORE OF THESE!!!
2) HOLY CRAP ARIN BLAYER(?) GOT SKINNIER!!!
RikuSenpai Aaron Bleyaert. ;)
RikuSenpai He's freaking buff now :v
jnuval Apologies, never actually learned how to spell his name. (SORRY MR. BLEYAERT)
I noticed that too!! I was like since when he's so skinny?! I personally prefer him when he has a little more weight, he looked cuter like a teddy bear :)
RikuSenpai he got a coke habit
"well I've tried like 9 different women nothing happened and now we're in the sausage hut" xD
@Ariel why would he say hood, get your mind out of the gutter
Well that's the next option I guess
@@wolverineiscool7161 sausage hood as in area the hood i think
@@Cinephilia2301 He said sausage hood
😂😂
"It's the best thing that happened to me, in my whole life"
- Conan
For us too Conan, for us too
THE best Clueless Gamer episode ever. Ok, alongside with the one with Bill Hader. It has so much replay value. I can play it anytime and just die of laughter. Yennnniiiiifffferrr!
RIP Sir Conan of Braye End - Died of over titillation while witnessing an act of Unicornipositusphilia.
Who would think that cemetary can be so enjoyable :D
Beautiful
Where can I find it?
@@SuperPeterok Cemetary in Toussaint.
@@whitemountain_ which dlc is that?
I wanna hug Aaron Everytime Conan bullies him
It's all for giggles, i'm sure off camera he's nice to him. Like Jordan.
He lost some weights compare to the older video
He kinda deserved it for saying Gu-ralt and Ahmer, instead of Geralt and Emhyr
Shut up
@@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd I've watch the older videos of Conan and I saw him and Jordan there so they're definitely close.
I miss these clueless gamer episodes. I wish they would go back to doing them like this, Just Conan and Aaron playing. Conan's disinterest and Aaron's enthusiasm was perfect to watch and what made these funny. Also I think they used to make reviews of good games.
I think this was the last one they did together, how sad.
I love how in cyberpunk there’s a porn company called Milfgard which came from this video
Wait forreal? That’s insane 😂
@@eternalkick Yes "forreal", because for real is one word.
Actually it isn't.
@@TornadoWhirl33 It’s just slang, not that serious
@@TornadoWhirl33
Calm down Mr. English Major. You don’t need to critique people’s writing on the Internet.
Game; Nudity
Conan; Make it FREEZE!
Me: *screeeeeeeeenshooooooooooot*
@@szn00 I hope you don’t make that your background picture 🤣🤣
holy crap is it just me or did Aaron loose a lot of weight?
Jake Furbeck *lose
Jake Furbeck first thing that came to mind, he looks like someone else lol
tdwtFULLEPISODES how the fuck have you seen him without his shirt on
ohhhhhh yeah okay makes sense
Jake Furbeck being on TV is probably a powerful incentive.
He just needs to go on Steam and he’ll find what he’s looking for
Watching these Clueless Gamer segments in 2021 during the COVID-19 pandemic, really made me realize that we need more of this.
Did Aaron lose weight
Sherlock Holmes fuck off
Yes
Juan Carlos I think.maybe.he looks different now
Is the sky blue?
Yes. After a long term relationship ended, he started exercising and eating right. He actually wrote a very moving and inspirational blog about the situation. He's a talented writer.
Conan is an actual teenager stuck in a mans body
And I love it
the post nut clarity was well played
Now we just need Conan to yell, "YENNEFER" at Anya Chalotra.
"I'll do it!", "Uh that's ok waterhag", "No, really, let's do it I'm naked!" LOL :D
NovaJoanna His waterhag voice is on point.
NovaJoanna If that becomes DLC, day freakin' 1. It was day 1 anyway but that would push it over the edge.
I was totally gonna do you x_x
I've been watching alot of the clueless gamer videos and I think Conan should start his own CZcams channel for games. I know he's not a gamer and doesn't really know what he's doing. But this wouldn't be a playthrough channel it would mainly be for the comedy aspect of it. He's had me in tears several times from watching these videos because I was laughing so hard.
I agree! His comedy makes the games even better, even if hes not good!
i dont think he'll be able to properly upload on that channel since he has a life ....and an actual show to run ...
If Dashiegames can do comedy and not be a very good gamer than Conan can do so as well. We just have to make sure Aaron is in the this as well. They both have the best chemistry
Andrew Krantz he wouldn't have nothing to win from that , he already is a celebrity , he has shittons of moneys , he has a show , he has a family , he won't do it just for our entertainment ... Or who knows , maybe only as a hobby
🤣🤣 I just adore this man. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard watching one of his videos as I did watching this one. He’s freaking hysterical.
One of the Best Games in History of that Industry - The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt by one and Only CD PROJEKT RED.