It's Hard Not To Juice The Score When They Have A Pizza Named After You
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Doberman jacket goes crazy
yes it does
Very tuff steez
Made with real Doberman fur
@@brendannewman1107 even more reason to buy
It's still available on INTL cooperative website 👌 cost $175 so it's out of my budget, but figured I'd let others know if they wanted it
Dave's wardrobe must be a warehouse
You should’ve seen when he did frozen pizza reviews during covid. He was living in squalor with so much clothes all over the place it looked like he was running a sweat shop in his back room
@@brendangoodyear4252I think a lot of that was everybody sending him shitloads of packages to unbox. Probably got a lot of apparel and merch and shit.
rich people have other people dress them
Fun fact - He burns his, once worn, clothes, in front of the homeless.
@@xu2wk8uj9p🤣🤣😭😭
Can’t make Dave happy even naming a pizza after him, everybody knows the rules it “shoulda” came with an 8 ball.
Well, if word got out that all you had to do in order to get a great score was name a pizza after him, every joint hoping to get people in the door would do that, and standards would drop.
Should have.
Shoulda*
@@LabTech41exactly
Hahahaha
Both those pizzas look flippin amazing
No flavor
@@anthonysilverstein1111flavors in the seasonings and sauce , not visible to your neckbeard eyes
@@pandahsykes602he means no flavor as in he has to have a meat lovers.. we all know why that’s his favorite pizza🤣
@@MrR34Phe likes meat in his mouth
@@MrR34P
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7.9 is the most realistic number I’ve heard in while w some of Dave’s latest review shorts
You say that like the numbers mean anything
"Realistic" 😂
He said that for a good amount of people already
And you said that in hopes that it would make you appear clever, but it did not. In fact it only made you appear stupid. The number does in-fact have value. The value is based on the average of the previous numbers he has given in regards to pizza review content. For example, if we have one random isolated pizza review, such as this video, the number has no meaning. However, when we take into account the many previous reviews the numbers start to present a pattern and an average will emerge. Therefore creating a basis and giving each number value, a number higher than the average is good and a number lower than the average is bad. I feel terrible that one must explain this to you.@@ohrightok9750
@@ohrightok9750 You say THAT as if the numbers DON'T mean anything.
There is no other human on Earth from whom a number rating of your pizza establishment means *more.*
He’s always rating 7s what are you talking about? I’ve never seen anything go over 8. Especially close to 10!
The owner of the place definitely understands the power of manifestation .
Bringing all the divorced dads together one slice at a time
just call it prayer
@@theskunkyTomato tomato. Theyre both mumbo jumbo
@@theskunky but they didn’t because it’s not the same thing
Cut it out with that manifestation bs. It took him 2 years to get there and he was only there cause a random kid gave him a random restaurant.. STOP THE FREAKING CAPPPP!!! Don’t you think that nigga done emailed him, posted to him, for him to come. Did everything he could. I would especially having a pizza named after him.. UGH
That second pizza looks damn good.
Hey, 7.9 is pretty good! That pizza looked gooooooood too 😊
Pretty good? That's really good
Yeah 7.9 is solid for long island id say there are a few that are close to 7.9
Personal favorite Coloseo in Port Jefferson, some of the oldest wood fire ive ever tasted, sauce is incredible, crust is incrediblem
Yeah he’s kind of a hard scorer so a 7.9 from him feels better than a 9 from someone who rates things high most of the time.
@@HussainAl--Khalil 7.9 is high since he thinks all LI pizza is like 7
@@bmo14lax LI pizza is my favorite. Grew up in Greenport
dave is like the perfect mix between a creative type and a blue collar southie guy
Marry him
He already changed the cheese on the Portnoy pizza:) super tasty
Is this Garden City Kansas or NY?
NY
@@IssacantoniosilvaGarden city, Colorado
Garden city, Idaho.
That's so cute that he made that shirt for you and held on to it for 2 years
even held it close in bed at night
probably had an employee named Dave that quit after 1 day so he kept the shirt in case another Dave every worked there
They could go on a date night
Portnoy just humbled Portnoy.
LMAO this got me very good
The Portnoy pie has been humbled. By who you ask? It’s origin.
They should just call the regular cheese the Portnoy gold medal slice
God Bless you, Dave!!! What you do for small businesses is UNMATCHED!!!!😎😎😎👍👍👍👍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Not according to that that guy
Swag swag
Dragon pizza IN THE HOUSE LETS GOOOOO
Um false plenty matched like u nuts .. so many things for small buiss ppl do way more .. so it's matched don't lie.. haha unmatched .. u think this is theost is😀
"Dom of the year"
*don’t appreciate
Looked like Dave hardly had any cheese in the first bite I think it escaped 😂
7.9 ! That's it ! Cmon Dave..at least an 8.1
The fact he named it after him and made it worse is hilarious 😂
Dave “that’s a monster score” portknee
Ok the Portnoy looks AMAZING and fresh mozzarella.. I’d be all over that one! Just need some fresh basil but that’s just me 😋
Agreed that slice looks great (and better than the traditional cheese slice). It says it has basil but I didn't see any.
One bite, one pizza named after Dave, the Prez is letting the dogs run wild, everybody knows the rules!
Dude you don't understand how legendary you are 🔥
I spent the entire short looking for the “Y” on his hat, I’m still wondering if it’s on the back
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That darn jacket 😂😂😂
Sir You are a True Gentleman ; You put the Shirt on Before You Tried The Pie
The first one LOOKS like it would taste better.
Its good
nah whatever kind of portnoy cheese looks watery as hell
@@MightyYoungSir it was very good bro i think what your seeing is they put a hot honey on it . May not be for you tho
Even tho Portnoys opinions often seem sporadic to me, I agree the cheese looks better
@@Mr_Santi907Doesn't say that thatd be weird af.
Mac Jones is the next Tom Brady -“Dave Portnoy 2022.”
You chose integrity over pride. 🙏
Dave has integrity. He's not egotistical. Humble. Good job 👏 👍
One pink shirt, everybody knows the rules.
Patriots nation baby let’s fuckinnn go!!! This our year fr ong
T.T tell me you're trolling lol
Can’t win every year or you become the NFL villain.
@@johnny2lit521he’s gotta be concussed from last 2 blowouts haha
Obviously a joke people
Good W bro!!! Keep stacking em!
not rounding him to an 8.0 for naming it after you is criminal
Love the honesty and my goodness
Thats a beautiful looking pie
"one bite, everyone knows the rules"
*Proceeds to take 4 bites out of 2 different pizzas 😂😂
That's the long-running joke intent.
@@s.salazar6364 what's the joke?
@@MeloneKidd They call this thing irony.
@@s.salazar6364 i know but where did it originate from. Like what's the point of saying it. Did someone tell him once that he's only allowed to have one bite or some shit
You don't know the rules
When "trying to hard" truly manifests itself in the form of 🍕
It's only trying 'too hard' if the pizza sucks.
@@hxhdfjifzirstc894this is true
Love this guy! He's such a stand up dude
The man stayed loyal to the soil good man
We are at the same page, u know that.
Do your Trump impression! I love it it's hilarious!
7.9 that's a respectable score from thus man
Dave going to want a % of the pizza with his name
Dave Portnoy, thank you for making these CZcams videos. You make me smile and want to eat more pizza😂😊🍕
Pizza owner got an advantage roll for his score lol
Such a good dude he is doing so much good even outside of pizza reviews
This is what I imagine the pizza from cartoons would be like in real life. Gonna have to find this place and give it a try
I can tell the minute he picks it up if he really likes it
Now thats a man with integrity
The fact you didn't give a higher score to the pizza named after you shows integrity. Keep it up.
That looked like some of the best pizza I’ve seen
It warms my heart to think that Flint Dibble is watching this right now, absolutely fuming 😤
Thank you for not suing them.
Dave, “I like my mozzarella not fresh” Portnoy.
Always laugh when I think of Dave saying PIZZA PIZZA 🍕 😂
One Doberman on the jacket, everyone knows the rules
Most honest man alive 😂
That's how a pizza is made you can see it
Looked good af ngl
I used to think that no man looks good wearing pink. And now that I’ve seen Dave wear pink, I know that I’m right.
7.9 he made this guy’s year after waiting so long.
2 years ?! 7.9?! Bro should be honored
Spoke it into existence 🙌🏽
This guy is too funny
Man this guy is tough 😂😂☠️
Go to 2 places in Staten Island
1): Crust Pizza in Grasmere, near Clove Ave. Best crust..
2) Cafe Milano on Forest Ave in New Brighton The dough is crunchy and soft st the same time and the sauce and cheese are awesome together.
This guy has the absolute best job in the world
That cheese looked amazing! 🍕🤤
Dave is getting that prime college portnoy body back
They both look awesome
That jacket is hard bro!!
Brown and pink such a W combo W fit Dave
Yeah that pizza looked pretty good ngl
Dave is Dave. Truth to himself
Man that burnt ass pepperoni 🍕 lol
two pies, a shirt and a hat... solid 7.9 😂
That Hat is definitely Freemasonic. The Capital G and the stylized Square and Compass.
This guy really loves pizza
That first one looks hella good
Watched Dave golf I was very happy. Good stuff out there
The Portnoy looks like the pizza from that Goofy movie
Ton of great pizza places near there. Try king umberto in Elmont. Get the fried cappelini cakes roo!
It looks really good honestly
Never ever let any shorts on the internet or videos among websites tell you especially port now that you should know what is the best pizza
Got that Gambit drip
One bite out of the pizza named after yourself, everybody knows the rules
He thought he knew what Dave would like. Good idea at least
One flavor of pizza, everyone else breaks the rules😂
You two bites!!!! He instantly gets a 10/10
Very respectable score
They want the 10 they hurting when they hear 7.9😂
Let Dave off with the Hat but the shirt is fucking illuminous😂
They both look great
Fw the honesty.
Love ya Dave❤
That jacket is awesome
That pizza looks good af
That pie. Looked good
Both of em look fire
The crust on that pizza looks amazing
We need a man from Chicago to tell the world what a real pizza is
I think come to South Africa as we have spots with amazing pizza here that you will love and rate at the same time.
Dressed like Gambit