"It's Not Funny, Because You're a WomaAAGH"
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- čas přidán 22. 08. 2024
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12:46 The clarification of Russel getting 63% of people not wanting to eat his sandwich honestly made me cry laughing and Nick's laugh just made my side hurt more
Nick is actually kinda capable of cooking. Fascinating.
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He just doesn't want to steal the woman's job
TRUEING
He's for sure decent at cooking the things he likes. Fries, steak, tacos mostly!
He's lazy not stupid.
Watching Malena cook for 15 years can teach you some things
"I've invested 100 of thousands of dollars into you, you're supposed to be making me food." Nick Polom 2022. Fucking hell
well he not wrong
when he puts it like that, hes got a point. if someone was invested that much into me id be doing alot more than cooking them food lol.
nick & malena content always makes me smile or laugh out loud, top tier
Nick is actually becoming my favorite streamer, next to esfand. Also does anybody pay attention to the way he eats, he barely chews.
yeah he definitely has mad poop problems lol recipe for constipation
@@masterjenkins632 yeah his stomach probably has a hard time digesting because it's big chunks in his stomach.
I used to like miz more, but now I prefer nick's videos they are super funny
@@worldcupdiego grew up from the miz kids
esfand aint even funny how does he even come close to nick
I need a big powerful woman in my life like Malena
Same, except replace life with bussy.
Same, with both of you, except replace replace and with and and
I just recently started watching you guys after watching asmon for years and honestly I’m so happy I found you guys. You’re the best couple and truly jealous of what y’all have. One place I’ve always wanted to visit is Norway and even thought of moving there a few times. You guys allowed me to see an inside view of what it’s like and I’m so excited to be able to go one day. Thank you both for providing content every day because right now it’s the number one thing I look forward to in the day. Stay safe and do what keeps you both happy because you guys happy provides so much happiness for others. Thank you
nick has the most entertaining youtube/twitch, everytime he post its an instant watch and thumbs up!
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Yo wtf, that Iowa comment walking through a cornfield. We have roads man lol
no need to lie.
we know its only corn
All corn in Iowa
I live in Illinois and have been to Iowa. It was only corn. Stop lying
Listen here, we have soybeans too
@@Pall_Bearmasher haha hell yeah bro
12:39 hold up!!! It's a tie. Malena BY DEFAULT gets a 20% head start for obvious reasons . So by mathematically using my brain cells that survived my depression. Nick and malena tied by 66% my boy russ came in close though 👏🏽
💀💀💀
Bruh what the hell bruh 😂
russels laugh is so contagious great vid!
"no way I'm pooping without a bidet" -Russell
This is the most competent I’ve seen Nick
You know it’s gonna be a good vid when the thumbnail has malena choking nick.
Dude Russel is actually great
lmao gunna get my daily dose of soy.
Sameeeeee
Someone in this world has gotta be soy! 😂
Gunna?
dude malena with the zingers today
This one's been long in the oven 3 week bruh 💀
yeah, even I'm wondering what happened to their stream
I really, really enjoy these CZcams videos, thanks for making them and appreciate the effort.
A group of streamers who feel alone. That's sad.
7:12 nick im alone and depressed every night...you get use to it bro
10:24 that was actually hilarious by nick.
4:08 best part TRUEING
I love russel
actually a nice idea and good editing as usual
why malena turn into a ring wraith after the yelling lmao
Russel's got a good laugh
Wooptidiwoop
5;41 that face lamoo
I like the Russel cameos, he is funny, sometimes
0:16 KIRBY PILE!
How the hell does Melena get hotter each time I see her
was she not like kind fat before?
I like Russell's voice
is it only me, or is the video super asynchronous
omg malena actually made me laugh for the first time, the cornfield joke was good ngl. congragulations malena for being a funny women.
only clicked bc Malena is in thumbnail
is it just me or is the audio out of sync?
yes it is
Iowa going through the corn fields? how original
Russle gotta do some pushups man. I worry about him. Plus he's so tall and has big ass shoulders, if he started to lift weights he'd be a beast. I hope one day he thinks about that.
Russell beef stewing them rofl
why are guy streamers suddenly painting their nails? shit is weird
For fun
Most streamers are feminine.
Malena screeching was so funny.
Happy 22nd Birthday Mr. Comedy Russel
happy bday russel
Water bottle gang! Represent! Paper is low tier
POGOMAN AND BBCMAN BACK AT IT AGAIN
This stream was great!
He'll always be comedy to me
10:25 as a man , I am ashamed even if it was a joke. L take 100%.
Based off of this video I must say that Miss Botez appears to be correct.
Nicks head looking good for once
Really doesn't know how a quesadilla is made lmao it's about as basic as tou can get
more Russel plz :)
youtube advise-opinion: i started watching your videos months ago and i was enjoying them so much. So I started then watching the stream and now i m at the point that i watch every stream, live or vod. Because your videos are edited stream highlights, now i dont have a reason to watch them, i prefer to watch older videos 1 year or more ago. I think bcz your base is twitch viewers, they feel the same. If you upload the best highlights video from a stream some weeks or a month after it happend, like this one, and not immediatly the following days, us (the twitch frogs) will be more likely to watch them, so we will boost the video with our views, then the algorithm will pick this and push it to more people and a snowball of views will be created. 5Head or 3Head i m not sure.
Nah don’t do this because I don’t got time to watch the full stream and still like to feel somewhat caught up
buys enough food for 10 people, where does it all go lol
WHAT THE FUCK IS A QUESTADILLA??
Couldn’t you have synced the audio and video in post?
DAYLENN!!! 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽 Ahhh...I love you
13 minutes of paradise
Pretends to BJ then laughs like it's the funniest things he's done in a while. Yeah Botez girl was right. At this point i'm just NMPs stream hoping that they improve.
yeh I noticed that too. he seems to try too hard
I love the 0 viewers hat, I kinda want one
I just rage quit at 11:40 first of all calling that gray surface of meat without sear perfect after flip, how delusional you have to be. Second thing making rib eye medium well-ish and calling it perfect for second time? Thats just DansGame
true
Russel is legit the funniest guy in twitch
10:25
TRAIN GANG :>
Nice ass shirt Russ
cool
So melIna was 12 when they met ? Or 11
i agree with russel. no bidet not worth my time
you guys need to hang out with more latin people
Where did everyone go though
LA maybe?
this is a reupload?
Tbh nick if u want more views ur thumbnails need more bright colors look at mizs
why everyone leave Russel
Russel is omega funny
And never cheated in among us btw.
NICK TOLD ME TO LIKE AND COMMENT
Too many uppercase letters WeirdChamp
Santa Nick or Satanic?
Nick is pregnant? @00:37
Train gang
When’s Russel gunna lose weight?
Tbh all of their quesadillas looked good, and I’m surprised nick made something decent
why kill animals if you don't have to?
Nick getting more L's lately than erobb
nah he got melena. every night is a W
Has to be. something racist
i watch this stream for Nick + guests, we dont even need malena just get alinity on more
Biden moment at 11:26
word
Russel is not funny
Not the best at PUBG
yo yo
Yo
Hi
1607th 💯
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Laughing at everything doesn't make it funny. Is that from all the canned laughter american shows have?
They live rent free in your peanut skull, don't they boy? Sit
Malena actually isn't funny.
Nick is actually able to cook and it shocks me.
cool
yo