do you see him or you just feel that something is not ok and that is connected with a deamon. My paralysis is like i can't wake up but i want to and there are aliens, i don't see but i feel them
Im will fight. but is fight don’T work im run to door after monter enter but if im run to door but monster catch me im dead best option is just hide or find weapon but im got caught im will pee in bed
@@Crystals_and_WitchcraftJust imagine yourself being in that exact position, and that thing approaches your room at night. You will not be thinking that thing is cute 💀
In the grand tapestry of existence, I, a paragon of the sigma chad archetype, emerge from the hallowed lands of Ohio, where the crucible of destiny forged my path with the fires of fortitude and the tempests of triumph. Behold, for I am but a mere vessel, imbued with the spirit of Kai Cenat, a titan among mortals, whose very name reverberates through the annals of time as the maestro of the rizzler's art, wielding a gyatt of unparalleled potency, a beacon of celestial splendor shining bright with the radiance of a level 10 gyatt. As the cosmos unfurls its cosmic ballet, the skibidi toilets, bastions of pristine purity, bore witness to the divine sacrament of release, as the ethereal cascade of golden streams, like liquid ambrosia, flowed forth from the hallowed essence of Ishowmeat, an enigmatic figure whose presence graces the very fabric of reality with an aura of mystique and allure. But lo, amidst the celestial symphony, we cannot overlook the misadventures of the fledgling scion, baby grunk, whose innocence and folly led him astray into the labyrinthine depths of temptation. For behold, he, a noble blud from the isles of Britannia, succumbed to the siren song of the grimace shake, a concoction of otherworldly sweetness that ensnared his senses and led him down the path of gastronomic folly. And yet, in the midst of chaos and folly, I, the harbinger of destiny, stand poised at the nexus of fate, wielding the mantle of the sigma rizzler with aplomb and grace. It is my solemn duty, nay, my divine calling, to elevate the fair maiden known only as 'smurf cat,' whose gyatt, a veritable symphony of perfection, resonates with the harmonious chords of celestial ecstasy. For I am the arbiter of destiny, the weaver of dreams, traversing the ephemeral tapestry of existence with a chalice of vintage libation in hand, under the watchful gaze of the stoic sentinel 🍷🗿.
I don't think that's the screams of being scared, that's the realization that you don't have alone time anymore to prepare mentally and physically for tomorrow's Monday
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"Hey, sorry it's 3;26 am, you got anymore takiz?"
“Do you got games on your phone?”
Los primitos molestos XD
yes i got😊😊
I not a game
More like “bitch what’s the Wi-Fi password?”
😢😢😢😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤😮😅😅
Mum: “why don’t you play with neighbours kid?”
The kid in question
Catnap in real life and human form
👇
"What's the Wifi password?"
lol 😆
I am titan TV man 🎉
What
Okay, give your password
My password?
*****
Or** ***shut
Or** ***shut? Ye, it's ***
it thereisnopassword now leave me be!
Siblings asking you for something:
Fr
Frrrrr😂😂
Fr😂😂😂😂😂
666 likes!
Fr
My little siblings at 3am
Little sibling: HeY siSsY lEt mE plAy gAmEs On uR pHoNe
Bro was like “HEY BESTIE TIME FOR A SLEEPOVERRRR”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me : One last short before bed
The short : 💀
real 💀💀
I DON'T THINK I CAN SLEEP AFTER THAT
😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😭😭😭أخاف
For extra protection... Cover blanket!!!
@mukulshrivastava1031For extra protection... Cover blanket !!!
the cameraman screams like a goat lol
Bruh😂 fr
Cameraman is goatman trying to sleep 😂. This is what scares him at night.
Lmao
Lmao 😂
Beyonce has been accused she was goat
That’s how my siblings wake me up 💀
Me at 3am looking for food💀💀
Your mother opening your bedroom door and asking "are you awake?"
Brothers entering your room without permisson:
😮😮😮😮😮😮😅😂😂😂😢😢🎉😂😅😢😮
Hi duo😂
Bro on stariods
Hi dulingo
What is a CZcamsr?
I'd say "oi, get outta my room!"
rkgd
Then get mauled
My mom walking to my room at 3am after hearing that I'm not sleeping :
CZcams at morning:🌸🦋❤
CZcams at night:💀🕸👁⚠️
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😈😈😈😵😵👹👹👹👿😢😢
Really tho😭😭
😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😢😮😮😮😮
Huí. Kqlqnwakanbn😂😂
You Cry Baby You Almost Cry What a Dummy
Rare footage of my sibling being normal for once
If that's what you call normal, who knows what you've been through with your sibling 😭
😢
@@_-ZZZ-_плпд😢
Пл🎉
😮😮😮😨😨😩😩
Most normal mosquitoes in Ohio 💀
this is so cringe, i thought ohio jokes died months ago
@@deesnuts170❤❤😂😂🎉🎉😢😅😊
"Hey man, got some cash? WHERE EM CASH? CASH! CAAAASH! Oh, thanks, btw here's my lil bro. Say hi!"
The monster was like: yo bro what's the wifi password
My mom and siblings when they ask me what the WiFi password is ! 😂❤
@@CcAdams-vx3wu69Youtunehdjd😮😮😮🎉😮🎉😮😮😢😢😢😢😂😂😂😂😅😅
Nice Aziz Ansari reference
The passward was the letter "a" 45 times, all caps xd
@@MalkuthEmperorLOL
People who are watching this in night
👇
@@vasilerapciuc8472why what's wrong are u watching this in night
Me
The monster:yo bro what you up to cuz I can't get to sleep
Me 😂😢
12:00 am😂
“MOMMY DADDY I HAD A NIGHTMARE…”
نسبه لي ولجميع المسلمين نحن لا نخاف الا من الله اللي يدعمني ويحب الله يحط لايك❤❤❤❤
People that didn’t get scared😅🎉😊👇
I'm the one who didn't get scared. 😅
Me😂
That's what my sister does
Fake😂
Me
The cats at 3am
❤❤❤❤❤
😂😂😂😂😂
🐈❤️
Same
N A H this comment got 666 likes-
Chads who didnt get scared😎
👇
My parents when they wake u up for school or get whopped by a belt:
*my dog coming in my room in the middle of the night like:*
🚪...🐕~👍
*something that doesn't look like human enter my room*
"Um excuse me what the actual fuc you're doing in my house?"
"I don't care who the IRS sends, I'm not paying my Taxes."
Me casually speaking to it.
@@gabe7109 I loved that show XD
Candace: "Tommy?"
Tommy: jumpscares
Candace : ahhhhhhhhh
My mum waking me up for school:
Edit- why do I find this funny😭✋
forbidden tool: hide under the blanket
nah pull out tht 4x4 and the rpg no more monster
fr😂😂
Cocks shotgun*
😮😮😮😮😂
Until that one Magnus Archives beastie comes along and informs you that this never worked
Oh that’s just Tom. My sleep paralysis demon. HEY TOM!😊😊
yea same people usaully just run after they hear me talking to them near the doorway idk why its kinda rude ngl
😮@@user-rg4qz1lj6q
do you see him or you just feel that something is not ok and that is connected with a deamon. My paralysis is like i can't wake up but i want to and there are aliens, i don't see but i feel them
thats a neat little puppy you got there bro
We have The man in the window at home be like💀
Me when i come to ask my parents for a midnight snack:
I am scary of the dark
That Souns Awesome
Imagine this appeared in your room
Im will fight. but is fight don’T work im run to door after monter enter but if im run to door but monster catch me im dead best option is just hide or find weapon but im got caught im will pee in bed
@@user-hv3zc1mz9somg what on earth is this writing
@@user-hv3zc1mz9s see a doctor, you're having a stroke
@@user-hv3zc1mz9sfight will work lol rip its slender legs of there is no way a slim thing can defeat you lol
@user-hv3zc1mz9s buddy its build like the lego breaking sound affect you can ez fight it
POV when I have gum in class the classmates:
My dad when i shout a lil too loud in the middle of the night
Rare footage of kids asking if they can sleep with there parents
“All I wanted was to remind you about your car’s extended warranty”
Zx
HELLO SIR, REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU NEED TO PAY FOR YOUR CAR EXTENDED WARRANTY! We do except souls as payment!
@@masonkitzhoffer6133💀
aah~ daddy fuck me~
Then ask the devil to pay u
Bro just wanted to say goodnight
Am I the only one who didn't jump? 😂
This one is actually really scary lol, great job!!!
To me I’m kind of a scary master so I don’t get scared too often so it’s not the scariest level but still pretty good😮😊
IDK but kinda cute somehow. I might ask are you friendly with a funny grin
@@Crystals_and_WitchcraftJust imagine yourself being in that exact position, and that thing approaches your room at night. You will not be thinking that thing is cute 💀
@@caphatfrog1464
Honestly even if it were a cute cat - If I don't recognise it I'm gonna flip the f*** out.
@@alansmithee419 fr 😂
My parents checking on me of im asleep or watching videos on my phone:
Your mom when she comes and wakes you up for school 💀
My sibling being the most normal that they can:
People who used the comments as a shield
👇
In EVERY horror video 😅
خ٠❤
Your parents when they wake you up for school:
Omg so true 😂😂😂😂
This can be used for literally any instance of a door being opened...
No not True!!!
Mom get out of my room I'm playing minecraft
으아이아
Me:"I'm not scared to be in the dark"
Whats in my room...
"Save more car insurance" 😊
''Mom. I frew up..''
Relatable
Sigma chad who didnt get jumpscared🍷🗿
👇
🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
In the grand tapestry of existence, I, a paragon of the sigma chad archetype, emerge from the hallowed lands of Ohio, where the crucible of destiny forged my path with the fires of fortitude and the tempests of triumph. Behold, for I am but a mere vessel, imbued with the spirit of Kai Cenat, a titan among mortals, whose very name reverberates through the annals of time as the maestro of the rizzler's art, wielding a gyatt of unparalleled potency, a beacon of celestial splendor shining bright with the radiance of a level 10 gyatt.
As the cosmos unfurls its cosmic ballet, the skibidi toilets, bastions of pristine purity, bore witness to the divine sacrament of release, as the ethereal cascade of golden streams, like liquid ambrosia, flowed forth from the hallowed essence of Ishowmeat, an enigmatic figure whose presence graces the very fabric of reality with an aura of mystique and allure.
But lo, amidst the celestial symphony, we cannot overlook the misadventures of the fledgling scion, baby grunk, whose innocence and folly led him astray into the labyrinthine depths of temptation. For behold, he, a noble blud from the isles of Britannia, succumbed to the siren song of the grimace shake, a concoction of otherworldly sweetness that ensnared his senses and led him down the path of gastronomic folly.
And yet, in the midst of chaos and folly, I, the harbinger of destiny, stand poised at the nexus of fate, wielding the mantle of the sigma rizzler with aplomb and grace. It is my solemn duty, nay, my divine calling, to elevate the fair maiden known only as 'smurf cat,' whose gyatt, a veritable symphony of perfection, resonates with the harmonious chords of celestial ecstasy. For I am the arbiter of destiny, the weaver of dreams, traversing the ephemeral tapestry of existence with a chalice of vintage libation in hand, under the watchful gaze of the stoic sentinel 🍷🗿.
Wtf is a sigma chad 💀
Average stupid 4yo
Me I don't get jumpscared easily
imagine seeing this in your sleep paralysis 💀💀
Me at 3am asking my mom for a snack… 😭👋
I use it to make my nieces and nephews behave 🙂
lol that funny af
@@DontFuckWithTheOcean naw this how they turn bad
@@esekieluadams7812but funny 😢😢
Your name is my middle name
**When you open a bag of chips in the classroom**
The entire school be like:
Pretty much
Cvhgf
✨ItS sO pRePpy In HeRe✨
" one last short before bed "
The short:
Team who scared😢
Me😢
Me
Me 😭
My brother 😂
Me😢
People who got jump scared
👇
People who give me likes
👇
People who have best videos 👇🏻
Perfectly pulled up the comment section on time
😅😅😅
Y'all weak
scary movies: some guy is chasing me
scary internet videos:
When your mom hears you on the phone late at night
Why was I laughing the whole time 🤣
Innit my boi needs to hit the gym 😭
me too😂😂
@@rhythm6429 fr lol
When your parent make sure you’re actually asleep:
Me:(can’t go to sleep)
Stalker:(opens door and does the thing in the video)
When you try to fake sleep and your parents have to get up close to see if your sleep
My reaction on the outside:🫤
My heart:💀🫡👹
💀true💀
Are you confused, huh?
Very good
That scared my#####out
Wise thing for him to start recording as we all know cameramen never die!
When you bring gum to class
Me as a 6yr old going to tell my mum I vomited on the carpet again:
"We are here regarding your extended car warranty?"
You failed five nights at siblings *nice.*
www.youtube.com/@nabarajkc5358
Lol shut up😂💀
lmaaaaaooooooo@@minnaorangewave3323
😢😅 No 😭
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"yo wsp"
"get out of my room man i'm tryna sleep"
"b-but i want games 😭"
"hell no"
"GIMMIE GAMES 😡"
How your mom comes to your room to give a night kiss:
When you see a group of little kids and they see you on your phone :
People who didn't get shocked or scared
👇
Me I didn't get scared
Me going to tell my mom I peed the bed:
HELL NAH.
They both said:
'Hey, Where's the Peanut Butter?' 😂
I don't think that's the screams of being scared, that's the realization that you don't have alone time anymore to prepare mentally and physically for tomorrow's Monday
Me at 3am getting a snack be like:
This almost gave me a heart attack
💀
My brother when he wants to ask me something
"Do you have games on your phone?"
I'm so glad you're back 😭
Same😭
Me at 5 years old going into my moms room after shitting the bed for the fifth time that week
Yo TERRY he just works night shifts at the orphanage it's fine
Best return since William Afton
Every parent's worst nightmare at 3am: "Hey guys? I....I threwed up." Lol
Me asking for a snack at my parents room, me💀
Inke liye to mere dono pitbull terrier kafi hai 😂
Here before it blows up
⬇️
😂❤ ha ha ha😮
Babysitting be like:
Kid 1: We're ready for our bedtime story!
Me: We?
Kid 2: WE!!!!
Wait where'd the second kid come from. Last time I checked there was only one of 'em!
I love you comments
Me when I go in my moms room to tell her that I threw up be like💀💀💀
Here r 2 things I would have done
1. Look away bc u can’t see me I can’t see u
2. Go under the covers bc everyone knows ur safe under the covers
When I tell my mom I missed the bus and hide in my room💀
“Hey why u in my room ,aren’t u supposed to be getting jumpscared” “uh, no “.
My mom be like when im awake
“Open da noor”