Wait a minute. That would theoretically be impossible unless someone else cranks that Soulja Boy for them. The Soulja Boy door will always play the song even if you have put mufflers on everyone else. It also takes a longa$$ time to complete, giving you plenty of time for discovery and hence failure.
And if it’s a second later, the door snaps and welds itself shut. Edit: Just realized I legit said the same thing but more extreme, so just a note, I meant “later” not “earlier”.
i think my favorite part is how they patiently wait and don't shift or move at all and just sit there waiting as though this isn't taking 4 ish minutes
The gearing between the crank and the door is approx 0.006:1 this means either the door is REALLY heavy or the engineer designed this door specifically with a Soulja Boy bit in mind (also Shinji cranked that ~169 times)
Shinji: cranking that soulja boy till the very end - a real trooper. Asuka: waiting with determination till the door is fully open - a real trooper. Rei: gracefully admiring Shinji cranking that soulja boy - a real trooper.
Yeah - all he managed to crank by the end was most of humanity into Fanta and choke a girl out while the giant decapitated head of a clone of his mom watched
Nah man, that door is just fucking wierd. If the door itself were heavy, Shinji would be taking a long time to crank that, but as we can see he's cranking that very rapidly with little to no progress whatsoever.
This. THIS is the reason why I'm watching Evangelion. And when I saw this scene just 20 minutes ago, instead of hearing the actual audio, I heard this. I regret absolutely nothing
@@Nek0voodoo it's a simple parallax technique. Took the short shot of the animation, cut out to different layers in Photoshop and stitched it together in Premiere.
In fact, she did change her mind later, but she needed to close that door much faster, though. I smile wide, imagining the awkwardness of that scene if cranking that door with backwards playing music was the only way to close it)
At 2:31 Asuka could realistically walk in, even if she was keeping her pose; she just wanted to see Shinji suffer for a bit longer. Or to vibe to the BGM.
lets not forget the madlad that engineered this door to specifically make it so that it would not open fully unless it was continually cranked to the tune of "Crank dat" by Soulja Boy
It's not that they were waiting for the door to open all the way, it's that Shinji was just really vibing and they couldn't bring themselves to tell him it was good enough.
@@user-yn7fl6iu1j Excuse me? I haven't watched this, but this statement alone is quite concerning considering Evangelion is a pretty popular oldschool.
It actually doesn't have to be heavy for it to take that many cranks. I'm assuming that this door translates rotational motion to linear motion through a gear reduction. What's most likely happening is that the gear that Shinji is rotating with the crank is tiny compared to the gear it's connected to that's responsible for linear translation. What ends up happening is that he needs to make many rotations of the smaller crank gear in order for the larger gear to make one complete revolution. The door is still prolly really heavy tho.
@@ShadowCatGaming26 I honesty want this kind of door in my dream house. It's a good warm up exercise to start the day. Of course I don't want it place in my front door, I regularly forget things when iam in a hurry lol
This is by far the most popular video I've made that has reached 10k views in less than a month. Guess all of you like to crank it that bad. This was just a fun short project to practice my animation techniques and I'm happy you guys enjoy the little things. Keep crankin Soulja's Bois. (Lenny face)
@@D.H.1082 Glad you like my edit! I tried to look for the VA from the original post but it's either a repost somewhere and the original got lost into obscurity. I would love to give credit to the original, but it's still a challenge.
@@keldricharts uwa hello! i'm actually the voice of the original post that my friend made on twitter! i have no clue how i randomly stumbled on this and how/where it got reposted so much and so quickly but i'm glad everyone seems to enjoy it and is able to use it for more fun edits!! ^o^ i'm not really sure how to link the original tweet i don't really use social media stuff but i'd be glad to message it to you somehow through youtube if you want the link??? ;w;
I'd like to think that this door is actually easy to open so that anyone could do it (with the obvious reduction from crank), and Shinji is just screwing with everybody (Rei might be onto him but she won't tell)
I like how the way Asuka says that makes me think this is their daily ritual or something :D Like oh don't mind the music it's just Shinji going at it again~
The crank doesn't directly open the door, it acts as a hand crank generator, which provides power to a motor that slowly opens the door, and a speaker that play Solja Boy
The reason he has to crank all the way is beacuse the door locks open when you finish cranking , if you stopped cranking it would slide back into a closed position quickly
What people don't know is that this crank(and numerous others ) have been hook up to the power system and they've actually been saving a small fortune.
Shinji goes from cranking that Soulja boy to cranking one out in a hospital
Oh God no....
cursed
He trained himself for that very moment
The lowest of the low…
FOUL
It's even better when you remember that they're child soldiers, therefore Shinji is in fact... a Soulja Boy.
🔥🪦🤯
😎🤙🎚
Fired 🤭✨
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Imagine a spy had to get in there and he just needs to crank that Soulja boy without being discovered
Why do you think they made this door like this? if you stop it closed
Lol just lower the volume
Wait a minute. That would theoretically be impossible unless someone else cranks that Soulja Boy for them. The Soulja Boy door will always play the song even if you have put mufflers on everyone else. It also takes a longa$$ time to complete, giving you plenty of time for discovery and hence failure.
Best protection you can get forget password and hacking cause it's will alarm us
That’s the point
I like the non verbal expression of each of these characters’ personalities, just based off the way they’re standing
There's:
- "I am a nosy confident cunt"
-"I'm following and I have inner motives"
-"I'm cranking boi"
I have never seen or heard of this anime, and I could immediately tell these character's personalities by looking at that.
@@demopan4446cranking boi is also colloquially known as bitch boi
@@TurtleShroom3I’ve noticed that for a while.
@@demopan4446yes
If Shinji stops a second earlier than the song, the doors will snap shut immediately.
One must imagine sisyphus happy
@@That-guy-27one must imagin shinjifus happy
@@gr4tisfactionI fucking hate that it’s actually accurate to call him shinjifus
I like to think that
And if it’s a second later, the door snaps and welds itself shut.
Edit: Just realized I legit said the same thing but more extreme, so just a note, I meant “later” not “earlier”.
"Wait Shinji, I changed my mind. Close it now"
*plays the song reversed
"Shinji, uncrank that Soulja Boy"
We need a version of that, NOW
On my way lads, I'll do that tonight
Almost done ;)
There we go czcams.com/video/LCHOgo-W4zs/video.html
she really waited for the door to completely open
She asked to crank dat. So he gotta all the way.
@@keldricharts facts
My legs are cramping from the thought
Well how else do you expect her to fit that whole stance through?
Ego too fat. Wouldn't fit through a small gap.
It was an automatic door. The crank just plays the music, and Asuka knew the whole time. Poor Shinji.
LOL
That’s so in character honestly
I’m surprised Shinji can crank this long, considering how long he lasted in the hospital
Performance Anxiety. In the hospital, no one was conscious to watch him crank it. Here, he has two witnesses.
Also, this time Asuka is behind him.
nawww thats outta pocket
YEEEEEOOOOOOWWW
CRAZY
Why did I just watch Shinji crank it for almost 4 minutes?
Cus he was asked to. And majority wanted to.
Better than watching him crank it in a hospital
The people at the cctv room at the hospital saw it too
@@shravan1005 YOU DID NOT
@@shravan1005 May god protect the poor soul that had to clean Asuka after that.....Amen
When you see the scene extended like this you can really appreciate how he manages to capture that “Hunchback Lab Assistant”-energy as he cranks it.
HE DOES...
Kronk, Crank that Soulja boy!
WROONG SOUlja boooyyy-~
Why do they even have that Soulja boy?
FRRR MY EXACT THOUGHTS
i've been harassed by everyone on discord cause my username is shinji and they all kept saying "shinji crank that soulja boy"
Shinji crank that soulja boy
Shinji crank that soulja boy
That's so terrible but can you crank that soulja boy tho?
Shinji please crank that Soulja boy
Shinji crank that soulja boy
The Crank actually just starts up the song. Regardless of how fast he cranks it, the door will not open fully until Soulja Boy is done
So it's a music box
@@WingMaster562 it's a Soulja Boyx
Standard issue on all Nerv HQ around the world
💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I like how they could've went in with half the gap (with so much time), but decided to wait for it to fully open lol
they got the goofy hitbox
@@dudeman4514 video game moment when the door animation needs to be finished completely
They didn’t would have interrupted but Shinji was convincingly into it.
They were just listening to the song by that point
I would geniunely crank that thang fully
i think my favorite part is how they patiently wait and don't shift or move at all and just sit there waiting as though this isn't taking 4 ish minutes
they're all pretty thin... could've fit through in the first half but no let's wait for the whole thing to be done
can you imagine being chased by some horrific space creature and you get to this door
But that monster will start crankin doe?
@@keldricharts it's entirely possible the monster intentionally lead you to this specific door for the purpose of having you crank the that soulja
Pay the creator more and the girl head would tilt from time to time
I'm learning about the lore of evangelion through shitposting and memes
same lmao
The gearing between the crank and the door is approx 0.006:1 this means either the door is REALLY heavy or the engineer designed this door specifically with a Soulja Boy bit in mind (also Shinji cranked that ~169 times)
Damn, these calculations are really unnecessary, but I admire your dedication in doing them. Results are kinda funny to see, though
Definetly the latter the engineer must be very very into Soulja Boy
Impressive
Thank you
Assuming the crank seems to be an emergency opening mechanism, that's a really bad ratio
Asuka just standing there like she's doing most of the work here gets me
Anta Baka!! Hurry the f up Shinji!!
- Taking leadership is hard, you know? Now crank that doоr faster, baka!
Where do you think the music is coming from.
You're saying that as a joke, but its surprising how you can infer details about their personalities simply from the way they're posed in this scene.
@@EB-fc2mp judging by the pose, I'm guessing her vagina.
Edit: and her skirt makes it louder like a gramophone loudspeaker.
I like the idea that there’s a massive gear ratio behind the crank to make it go as slow as possible for no reason
Jeezus christ, your pfp my guy, who is that
@@Tsukasamimi I have no fucking clue, its been like a decade and i remember grabbing it off of google images with a random search.
@@SuperCoolrandomguy Someone has got to reverse image search that bc now I really wanna know where it is from
Shinji: cranking that soulja boy till the very end - a real trooper.
Asuka: waiting with determination till the door is fully open - a real trooper.
Rei: gracefully admiring Shinji cranking that soulja boy - a real trooper.
If only he could have cranked himself outa depression.
Jail bestie 😭😭
Bestie no-
He sure tried in the hospital
I mean he tried to.
Yeah - all he managed to crank by the end was most of humanity into Fanta and choke a girl out while the giant decapitated head of a clone of his mom watched
Shinji took almost 4 minutes to crank that what a deadweight
Hey, my man still kept going! That right there is a display of commitment and perseverance, a genuine gym mentality.
Nah man, that door is just fucking wierd. If the door itself were heavy, Shinji would be taking a long time to crank that, but as we can see he's cranking that very rapidly with little to no progress whatsoever.
he's no nero
@@dankerbell Nobody compares to Nero when it comes to being deadweight
@@THEdudeproductions Only Nero can be a deadweight
Love how this takes place in the future and yet they have cranks for security doors.
I think it makes sense to keep a manual crank to force open doors.
But the gear ratios should really be something challenging.
It's actually in the past technically cause it's in 2015
@@insertname4337 still, using gears in 2015 seems weird
It's an emergency manual crank for blackouts
Can't believe this is the first time I've listened to this song in full
The power of Shinji's hard work 😂
*hard cock
The sigma grind set
@@lkokijij1637 The only time I have ever seen the words Shinji and Sigma in the same context tbh. Poor kid has a tough life
it’s for father
@@crimsonstrykr
Nah Shinji had a couple sigma moments, like:
czcams.com/video/_P_KljJkcvs/video.html
I appreciate how the door slowly opens through the whole video
Man I just realized that
@@otaku2567 same I didn't even know I was watching a video
That’s the whole point
@@phillyp6969 didn’t even realise til this comment lol
The way Shinji leans into it kills me everytime!!😂😭
This.
THIS is the reason why I'm watching Evangelion. And when I saw this scene just 20 minutes ago, instead of hearing the actual audio, I heard this.
I regret absolutely nothing
Bro a single meme is not a good reason to watch this trash 💀
Legend has it he's still cranking to this day
he kept cranking it in the hospital
@@bogopogotime1736 Bro 💀
@@bogopogotime1736 oh he crankin alright…
No he was cranking for approximately 4 minutes
Half way it’s just unnecessary asuka and rei could easily slip between the crack they just enjoy watching shinji crank it
One does not simply stops cranking that Soulja boy mid way
I would honestly sit there and watch him crank it too
i think asuka has experienced too much cranking from shinji already 😰
🙁
if you let go before the song ends, it closes again
That confident ass pose LMFAO
The way he leans into it just hits every time
If someone had to crank a door like that at least they have a song to listen to.
Ikr
Whoever edited the voice of Asuka to sound like old audio in an open area did a bit of an impressive job
So evangelion was recorded on a abandoned warehouse
Hahs
@@ivanalves8506 with their budget? Probably yes
@@ivanalves8506 explains why it is the way it is, the writers were getting stabbed with abandoned heroin needles
What did she say originally?
By 1:25 they could have entered but they have good taste so they listened to the whole thing
Bro really cranking it hard. Putting his whole body into the crank.
That must've took a hell of a long time to edit that door.
To be honest, it just took me 30 mins.
@@keldricharts still too long considering you have to edit the door slowly
@@Nek0voodoo Its just a little animation magic my friend. What took long was probably the thought or the approach to making it.
@@keldricharts dang, i didn’t know it had animations. I’m doing some animations and I know it takes a while
@@Nek0voodoo it's a simple parallax technique. Took the short shot of the animation, cut out to different layers in Photoshop and stitched it together in Premiere.
Imagine she changes her mind and she just watches shinji crank it back
In fact, she did change her mind later, but she needed to close that door much faster, though. I smile wide, imagining the awkwardness of that scene if cranking that door with backwards playing music was the only way to close it)
"Shinji, uncrank that soulja boy."
@@Missile_Guidance_System482
(Reversed audio of Soulja boy plays)
Well guys. That's the 1m views on this crank.
Thanks for the support!
all you my guy
all u bro
Love u
nah you deserve it for uploading this cool asf video man
hmm, 69 likes, must ruin
At 2:31 Asuka could realistically walk in, even if she was keeping her pose; she just wanted to see Shinji suffer for a bit longer. Or to vibe to the BGM.
Must Be A Really Heavy Door
He gotta crank dat.
@@austini.5262 YOOOOU
Not the homestuck profile pic👀
homestuck spotted
If the way their typing the beginning of every word with a capital is related to the fact, I think I am going to cringe
I like to imagine that while it opens slow it closes super fast if you don't open it all t way. So the others wait so Shinji can come too
Half-Life 2 be like
Oh he came alright. Just not here.
@@OneBiasedOpinion BRO???
@@OneBiasedOpinion Ayo.....
Didn't expect them to be this nice to him for once
lets not forget the madlad that engineered this door to specifically make it so that it would not open fully unless it was continually cranked to the tune of "Crank dat" by Soulja Boy
Those strong arm muscles did well on a hospital and he really did lived up to the lyrics especially the part where Soulja said *"I'm jockin' on ya"*
I love how the making of this video isn't really that hard, but at the same time it's somehow too much work just for a shitpost.
Years of training for shitposting is worth it.
@@keldrichartsKrinkles can confirm
Today I heard this song in its entirety for the first time.
Same
Same
Same
Same, honestly it's fucking great.
@@antoninuslarpus7107 Glad to hear that!
The door is actually automatic, the crank is attached to a wind-up jukebox that exclusively plays Soulja Boy
As someone who has never watched Evangelion and anime in general. Stuff like this truly peaks my interests 🗿
I never noticed how thin their legs are for some reason
Everyone in Eva is so skinny
Even the mechas are lanky lol
Anime metabolism
They are children
They skipped leg day. But clearly homeboy ain't skip arm day
I'll neve be able to listen to this song again without hearing "by the Euphrates river" from old history class
YES
Mesopotamian people really made a Bangar
Same
HAMMURABI'S COOOOODDEEE
Next version?
I like how she easily can walk through while the door is being opened but doesn't 💀
It's not that they were waiting for the door to open all the way, it's that Shinji was just really vibing and they couldn't bring themselves to tell him it was good enough.
maybe shinji couldve cranked faster if he was in a hospital environment
.
criminal offensive side eye
@@XxX_J41M13_XxXwarranted. i'm with you
Don't let bro near a comatose minor ever again
Shinji flexing him muscles for real!
It's a matter of endurance over raw strength
@E . A bruh💀
I love how it looks like Shinji is just a professional at cranking the Soulja boy and doesn’t half ass it at all
Having to go through all that every time someone wants to get through that door seems very impractical.
Asuka isn’t centered, I realized and now you must too
You bastard
Why, sir.
Why.
Just why.
D:
Ha I don’t have the funny brain thing I’m only a normal psychopath
Because Of what you pointed out, I’m going to nut on your damn coffee. Damn you!
No no NOOOOO
I've never watched this anime but from everything I've heard that guy is really good at cranking various things.
Specifically while standing over a comatose minor in a hospital
@@user-yn7fl6iu1jI like miners
@@user-yn7fl6iu1j Excuse me? I haven't watched this, but this statement alone is quite concerning considering Evangelion is a pretty popular oldschool.
@@stankobarabata2406 huh
@@stankobarabata2406 yeah um... you- you dont wanna know
Asuka: “Shinji, crank that soulja boy”
Shinji: _"cranking at the hospital"_
Genuinely felt like the part where Shinji was holding Kaworu and staring at him for 4 minutes straight
There was nothing straight about those 4 minutes
*I'll see myself out*
They could have fit through the door after about 45 seconds, but he wanted to hear the whole song.
the door closes back if it’s not fully cranked
0:45
nah it looks too thin still, i'd 1 minute and 10 seconds
@@DigitalHandle It's already as wide as her entire body at 45 seconds...
The gearing on that door must've been insane.
It's so even someone as weak as Shinji can crank that soulja boy
3:02
Shinji: "THERE'S ANOTHER VERSE?!?!?!?" 😩😩😩
Asuka: Shinji crank that Soulja boy!
0:03
Asuku and Rei must be strong enough to hold those poses for that long. Shinji deserves that punishment
Jesus, is that door very heavy or it actually takes that many cranks?
The latter. If it were just heavy alone, Shini would do long and slow cranks
@@WingMaster562 who thought that door would be useful one day in the gym
It actually doesn't have to be heavy for it to take that many cranks. I'm assuming that this door translates rotational motion to linear motion through a gear reduction. What's most likely happening is that the gear that Shinji is rotating with the crank is tiny compared to the gear it's connected to that's responsible for linear translation. What ends up happening is that he needs to make many rotations of the smaller crank gear in order for the larger gear to make one complete revolution. The door is still prolly really heavy tho.
@@lawfulevilgloam6445 imagine you trying to escape and this door shows up. Even the killer would probably help crank it too
@@ShadowCatGaming26
I honesty want this kind of door in my dream house. It's a good warm up exercise to start the day. Of course I don't want it place in my front door, I regularly forget things when iam in a hurry lol
From hospitals to doors, Shinji is the crank king. He can crank anywhere, anytime
This is the best video on CZcams, hands down. There was literally no need to watch the whole thing, but we all patiently did 😭
Brother i am physically unable to deceive you... He is CRANKING IT
Asuka: Goddamn, this door takes a while to open. At least the song is decent.
Just watched this episode. Yes, I did dub the line over.
WE"RE GETTING OUT THIS PLACE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥
This is by far the most popular video I've made that has reached 10k views in less than a month. Guess all of you like to crank it that bad.
This was just a fun short project to practice my animation techniques and I'm happy you guys enjoy the little things. Keep crankin Soulja's Bois. (Lenny face)
Can I ask, do you know the VA for Asuka in this? I love the edit, I'm just trying to find the origin of the VO.
@@D.H.1082 Glad you like my edit! I tried to look for the VA from the original post but it's either a repost somewhere and the original got lost into obscurity. I would love to give credit to the original, but it's still a challenge.
@@keldricharts I thought so, no biggy. It'll be something that pops up in a few years and then someone will magically know who it was. Thanks, fam.
@@D.H.1082 who was it?
@@keldricharts uwa hello! i'm actually the voice of the original post that my friend made on twitter! i have no clue how i randomly stumbled on this and how/where it got reposted so much and so quickly but i'm glad everyone seems to enjoy it and is able to use it for more fun edits!! ^o^
i'm not really sure how to link the original tweet i don't really use social media stuff but i'd be glad to message it to you somehow through youtube if you want the link??? ;w;
0:58
This describes the hospital scene in Shinji’s perspective
What do you mean? Could you please elaborate on it
@@crimsonfuccr3036 idk if I only misheard it or the lyrics do say: “I’m jackin’ on ya”
@@crimsonfuccr3036 bro just watch the first 3 minutes of End of Evangelion
@@crimsonfuccr3036 “im jacking on you”
shinji once jacked it to a girl in a coma in a hospital
@@JM64 oh that’s what it’s called, I was wondering the name of this anime
You can change the playback speed to change how enthusiastic Shinji is cranking it
why am i here ?
whatever, it was worth it
This goes hard
Thanks for using the censored version so I can watch this around my mom
SHINJI BETTER NOT UNCRANK DAT SOULJA BOY
now that's a full body excercise
I'd like to think that this door is actually easy to open so that anyone could do it (with the obvious reduction from crank), and Shinji is just screwing with everybody (Rei might be onto him but she won't tell)
I like to imagine that the crank powers the song directly, and that the door opening slowly is just because its made slow, a button powers it
Lol it's like an old car window. Sqeek sqeek sqeek
Shinji: "Hey, Asuka, maybe I should have asked permission but 0:58."
Rei is just lost as to what the hell is going on
Good ending
bro took his time to open that door
My sense of humour has truly broken
idk why this exists but im glad it does
Now i understand where Vesper animation take the reference from
If there is a remake of this anime and they get to this scene, this song better play 😆
It’s called Evangelion rebuild
@@bruv7521 then we need Evangelion RErebuild next XD
Shinji suffering for the entertainment of others as usual
Today I am thankful for:
This song has touched me in some places even my uncle couldn’t
The gear ratio on that crank must be fucking ridiculously high
I like how the way Asuka says that makes me think this is their daily ritual or something :D
Like oh don't mind the music it's just Shinji going at it again~
"Shinji going at it again"
Yeah, cause this happened one other time, that other time being in the hospital
The crank doesn't directly open the door, it acts as a hand crank generator, which provides power to a motor that slowly opens the door, and a speaker that play Solja Boy
He does it with so much swag unintentionally
The reason he has to crank all the way is beacuse the door locks open when you finish cranking , if you stopped cranking it would slide back into a closed position quickly
What people don't know is that this crank(and numerous others ) have been hook up to the power system and they've actually been saving a small fortune.
The algorithm has blessed me.
It has blessed us all, amen 🙏
So... This is how I listen to the entire song, huh?