"Finally, You woke up..." [Eyeless Jack ASMR/Audio Roleplay]

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  • @krampus9228
    @krampus9228 Před 2 lety +476

    “Just call me Jack”
    Me “Sparrow? Do you have a jar of dirt?”

  • @extravagant_meatball
    @extravagant_meatball Před 2 lety +286

    "Slender build" SO YOU THINK IM SKINNYYYYYYYYYYY

  • @isaac.da.creator
    @isaac.da.creator Před 2 lety +398

    ej: why do you still look scared? is it my eyes? or the lack of it?
    me: *asthmatic wheeze*

  • @PrincessPavi
    @PrincessPavi Před 2 lety +43

    Not an organ donation ad popping up in the middle of this💀

  • @user-um3gh5qb8f
    @user-um3gh5qb8f Před 2 lety +288

    EJ:”You should check up on your mother.”
    Me:”On it! I ain’t lettin her die tonight!” ❤️

    • @alloallen1997
      @alloallen1997 Před 2 lety +8

      Me: oh shit ya killer her? Well imma get rid of the evadance so imm go now

    • @Meadows_00
      @Meadows_00 Před 2 lety +10

      hahaha what mom, mine left me :)

    • @ray_flower4126
      @ray_flower4126 Před 2 lety +5

      Id just fake my own death to make it look like we both died then make sure my dad was dead too so we all were dead

    • @yourlocalfluffball1871
      @yourlocalfluffball1871 Před 2 lety +5

      Yeah my dad just got put in prison my mum can’t die now also I don’t feel like seeing my father anytime soon and that’s on ✨daddy issues✨

    • @Dessert_Estelle
      @Dessert_Estelle Před rokem +4

      WHAT DO YOU MEAN *TONIGHT*

  • @maddisonbower9836
    @maddisonbower9836 Před 2 lety +61

    EJ: Straight across from my last victim
    Me: I am in danger ⚠️

  • @whatinthesixtysix6715
    @whatinthesixtysix6715 Před 2 lety +142

    Why is this on my comfort characters ASMR playlist.
    Because the creator did a good job, and eyeless Jack is a cool Creepypasta, and and an original concept.

  • @jellyslimes4917
    @jellyslimes4917 Před rokem +123

    EJ: "ur more slender and well built"
    Me a literal chonky marshmallow: ":3"

  • @dovahkiin6488
    @dovahkiin6488 Před 2 lety +63

    3:04 You really are eyeless there buddy

  • @jekstertheumbrellasalesman6426

    "This is part where you call me a monster"
    (Cleaning my blood off the floor) kind of-ow! Busy to do that.

  • @shadow_cookie413
    @shadow_cookie413 Před rokem +7

    Ej: "is that your cat I hear?"
    Me: "I don't have a cat, I have a dog ;-;"

  • @Creepy._.kid69
    @Creepy._.kid69 Před rokem +107

    Ej: let me stitch up we’re I have taken your kidney
    My brain: I took your kidney well you were sleeping no, no don’t cry your getting your tears on my hard wood floors that’s not very ✨polite✨

  • @syfer2284
    @syfer2284 Před 2 lety +32

    Me: three seconds in also me: damn my guy sounded like corpse

  • @piffny6666
    @piffny6666 Před 2 lety +33

    'say hello to Jack for me'
    Jumps out of bed* FUCK NO!!!!

  • @lizellebuckle1982
    @lizellebuckle1982 Před 10 měsíci +6

    The shut up was personal 😂

  • @SnowLily123
    @SnowLily123 Před 2 lety +78

    Man, psychopaths/killers/cannibals must have it all together according to EJ. Wish I had it all together.

    • @Dessert_Estelle
      @Dessert_Estelle Před rokem +6

      Wish I had my sanity all together

    • @SnowLily123
      @SnowLily123 Před rokem +3

      @@Dessert_Estelle Same here… sadly, that’s not the case and so all I can do is suffer.

    • @Dessert_Estelle
      @Dessert_Estelle Před rokem +3

      @@SnowLily123 yep...until we die....and are finally released..

    • @shinobu.kocho14
      @shinobu.kocho14 Před rokem

      @@Dessert_Estelle y'all depressing mfrsXD (dw I am to....)

    • @awildLevisimp_
      @awildLevisimp_ Před 11 měsíci +2

      Annnd im scheduling a therapy appointment for everyone in this thread 😭

  • @Angie.Lee0984
    @Angie.Lee0984 Před rokem +9

    "Leave you here bleeding out"
    Me: Well excuse me that's not very nice
    "You know I've always wanted to do this for a living"
    Me: What take peoples kidneys
    "No not the kidney part"

  • @basement.subvinx9874
    @basement.subvinx9874 Před 2 lety +62

    Ej:a surgeon that matter...
    Me:...
    Ej:yeah I know it stings Shut up.
    Me:I didn't say anything!-

    • @Dessert_Estelle
      @Dessert_Estelle Před rokem

      Me: bitch, I stopped caring about the pain forever ago-

  • @AllAloneAtNight
    @AllAloneAtNight Před 11 měsíci +5

    “Is that your cat I hear?” THATS TERRIFYING.. I LEGIT JUST STARTED HUGGING MY PLUSHIE OF MY CAT BEFORE HE SAID THAT-

  • @Dessert_Estelle
    @Dessert_Estelle Před rokem +10

    Eyeless jack: this is the part where you call me a monster.
    Me: no, this is the part where I tell you that I'm a monster

  • @blossom4327
    @blossom4327 Před rokem +18

    “Let me stitch you up from where I took your kidney “
    Oh lovely 💁

  • @user-fs9ef4kl9y
    @user-fs9ef4kl9y Před rokem +7

    I think i fell asleep to this wtf

  • @zzero8741
    @zzero8741 Před rokem +9

    HIS VOICE?! ❤️❤️🙏🏼😍😍

  • @hinata.textwpeople
    @hinata.textwpeople Před 9 měsíci +13

    Ej: “you wanna take a closer look?”
    Me: “oh uh sure!”
    Ej: “look deep into my body…”
    Me: “That’s- ok- I’m leaning away now, you made it weird..”

  • @record_of.ragnar0k
    @record_of.ragnar0k Před 2 lety +19

    I LOVE HIS VOICE!? 😍😍😍😍😍😍

  • @SnowLily123
    @SnowLily123 Před 2 lety +17

    “You look like you’re in college… or at least about to graduate high school.”
    Me who will be graduating high school June of this year: DUDE STOP IT NO STOP YOURE READING ME LIKE A BOOK AND IM ON THE OTHER SIDE OF SCREEN

  • @akira_yua4355
    @akira_yua4355 Před rokem +10

    The second the audio started I ascended to heaven with such a magnificent voice I was like god damm

  • @nosygamer7662
    @nosygamer7662 Před rokem +4

    Him: “ normal people “
    Me : “ normal! What you talking about I’m worse than you”

  • @Lilith_StarlightYT
    @Lilith_StarlightYT Před rokem +8

    "Don't go out partying"
    EJ, I'm only 12 ° - °

    • @ellenalmy7872
      @ellenalmy7872 Před 4 měsíci

      People at age 12 technically still go to parties.🥲

  • @leviduvander9983
    @leviduvander9983 Před 2 lety +22

    I feel like eyeless jack needs a hug, I volunteer 🙋‍♀️

  • @Fuzzy_Duck
    @Fuzzy_Duck Před 2 lety +20

    EJ stans where are u?
    Edit: 10:40 LJ?!

  • @battyseal1313
    @battyseal1313 Před 2 lety +76

    Love you're ASMR vids so much great work wish I had gifted talent in voice acting

  • @volkerschonhardt4693
    @volkerschonhardt4693 Před 2 lety +59

    Can you do more of Eyeless Jack, please?

  • @user-jj2gv9yv5f
    @user-jj2gv9yv5f Před 11 měsíci +4

    ej: he was a good boy
    me: can **I** be your good boy?
    ej: he passed away
    me: well damn

  • @qu33nluc1fer9
    @qu33nluc1fer9 Před 2 lety +51

    Once said : Eyeless Jack was my boyfriend and he’s still is and he does visit me in my dreams of course being caring man 🖤💙

  • @nope8055
    @nope8055 Před 2 lety +20

    "nothing goes right in this world"
    Well sir you did sew me back up

  • @UnsaintfulEyes
    @UnsaintfulEyes Před rokem +26

    Jack "you should check up on your mother"
    Me "What mother? wait... HARU IM COMING BROTHER"
    P.S. Haru is my oldest brother also a mother figure to me so yah.

  • @user-yr5ff4xq1o
    @user-yr5ff4xq1o Před 6 měsíci +5

    “Ik it strings shut up” BRO SOUNDS LIKE ME WHEN IM TALKING

  • @anae3124
    @anae3124 Před 2 lety +33

    Wait so is the next vid gonna be an LJ one, since he mentioned a “Jack” coming for our mother?

  • @-queen0frobots-
    @-queen0frobots- Před 2 lety +19

    "they had a photo of you in their wallet"
    Me:did you kill my best friend? If yes, *_THEN I WON'T BE GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT_*
    "so I hope you have a good life"
    Me: *ha as if!*

  • @Smdhonestly
    @Smdhonestly Před rokem +8

    He ain't want to sleep with us he wants to eat our kidney ☠️

  • @Karma_m3ow
    @Karma_m3ow Před 2 lety +12

    “Is that your cat i hear?”
    Me: yes, but he acts more like a dog.

  • @mubang1610
    @mubang1610 Před 2 lety +79

    Can you do another one of Ticci Toby or Jeff The Killer pleeeeeaaase 🧎🧎 I love your job! And your acting voice you're just amazing

  • @ghostofuwu6666
    @ghostofuwu6666 Před 2 lety +14

    ej mains rise up 🙏🏼

  • @shadowjade_editss6433
    @shadowjade_editss6433 Před 2 lety +33

    Since the first time I watched this I see him in my dreams constantly I never felt threatened by him but more like I was being protected in a way i be only heard him speak to me in a dream once and he said "I'm not going to leave" I'm what to do but I don't want him to leave tho-🙁

    • @Veronica_san
      @Veronica_san Před rokem +6

      I sympathize, I have almost the same thing with the operator (well, you know which one), several times.

    • @Dessert_Estelle
      @Dessert_Estelle Před rokem +5

      I kissed him in a dream once and enjoyed it 🙂

    • @Lilith_StarlightYT
      @Lilith_StarlightYT Před rokem +2

      @@Dessert_Estelle 💀-

  • @littlecrowghoul
    @littlecrowghoul Před 2 lety +46

    Ej: "call me jack"
    Me: "...."
    Ej: "you have a lot more of a slender build"
    Me(the first time I talk to him)" uhm....thanks..i guess"
    Ej: "and this is the part you call me a monster"
    Me: "not exactly...I mean...after all you murdered my ex.. so thanks."
    Ej: "are you ok-"
    Me: " probably not"

  • @griffinasmr1032
    @griffinasmr1032 Před 2 lety +11

    4:52
    Me: Does he collect blood??????
    Me again: I might be a physco and a yandere but I like the taste of blood and my mouth was just bleeding

  • @blondee4520
    @blondee4520 Před rokem +4

    L.j being mentioned gave me chills

  • @kawaiiboi7088
    @kawaiiboi7088 Před 2 lety +23

    I remember wanting my ej to save me from my elementary school bullies and write about it in my diary

  • @freyacemery6282
    @freyacemery6282 Před 2 lety +9

    3:04 so you think I'M SKINNYYYYY

  • @AaliyahsJ
    @AaliyahsJ Před rokem +3

    JACK SPARROW HAS SOME KIDNEYS????????

  • @Alien_Girl_Kat.
    @Alien_Girl_Kat. Před rokem +6

    "Slender built"
    Oh honey, I'm curvy not slender 😆😭

    • @g0atch3ss88
      @g0atch3ss88 Před rokem +3

      Ikr! Like sir do you not see the thicckness in my thighs or my hips!! Like I kinda felt offended 😂

    • @Alien_Girl_Kat.
      @Alien_Girl_Kat. Před rokem +1

      @@g0atch3ss88 Yeah! Like did you not want thickness? 🤨😆

    • @g0atch3ss88
      @g0atch3ss88 Před rokem +1

      @@Alien_Girl_Kat. like where’s the appreciation for the curvy girls! 😔

    • @Alien_Girl_Kat.
      @Alien_Girl_Kat. Před rokem +1

      @@g0atch3ss88 Hmmm maybe he meant slender as in built. Thick girls can be built too. Curvy yet skinny

  • @I-will-make-you-eyes-scream

    Bro my OC is immortal so I can just see my OC being like [Umm nah I am good I will heal in about and hour so you can dip]

  • @sotaB145
    @sotaB145 Před 2 lety +20

    I'm ashamed of myself for being two hours late

  • @TotallySaneXD
    @TotallySaneXD Před rokem +4

    "Nothing goes right in this accursive world."
    Me: *I have heard that from somehwere...*

  • @amisherh
    @amisherh Před rokem +9

    Who got madara vibes when he said nothing goes right in this accursed world ☺

  • @summerbragg424
    @summerbragg424 Před rokem +1

    "YOU WHAT TOOK"

  • @ROYALNOTFOUND
    @ROYALNOTFOUND Před rokem +1

    Kicking screaming sheet gripping leg squishing DYING

  • @Hotaruflash
    @Hotaruflash Před 2 lety +3

    I ironically enjoy this shit 😭

  • @sunnuyxx1357
    @sunnuyxx1357 Před 2 lety +9

    I love your asmr

  • @s0me0ne_isal0ne
    @s0me0ne_isal0ne Před 2 lety +4

    Ej: you should watch your cat tonight. Me: I HAVE NO CAT-realize- NO NO NOT MY PHONE

  • @haleysongtopaz
    @haleysongtopaz Před 2 lety +7

    Bro I am a senior in high school how did you know.

  • @DanTheCheeseMan
    @DanTheCheeseMan Před 2 lety +17

    This is 5/7 of my friends approved keep it up retro

  • @pkmhalokitty5244
    @pkmhalokitty5244 Před rokem +2

    EJ: I wanted to help people, but now im this
    me; who said you still cant? Call it 'kidney for a service'- you get a kidney and they get a medical service

  • @victoryl.3119
    @victoryl.3119 Před rokem +2

    EJ: let me stitch you up where i took your kidney
    Me: yknow you could've asked nicely and i would've said yes...

  • @parkersanders6013
    @parkersanders6013 Před rokem +2

    EJ: *demon base active* 👹👹ToOk YoU lOnG eNoUgH👹👹
    Me: I- HUH?-

  • @K3lly_l0v3scats
    @K3lly_l0v3scats Před 2 měsíci +1

    me: “SHUT UP JACK” *ej still talking*

  • @moon_light-creator-9147
    @moon_light-creator-9147 Před 2 lety +4

    YEAAAA 3 HOURSSS

  • @leosevesiren3458
    @leosevesiren3458 Před rokem +2

    homeboy ima dress up like u for halloween
    ( jack)

  • @Apple_withbird_
    @Apple_withbird_ Před 2 lety +3

    When he said he took my kidney I was like I "am I dead" I legit only have one he'd just kill me no matter what

  • @PlumPIum
    @PlumPIum Před 2 lety +4

    Hell yea

  • @aryssanewo8322
    @aryssanewo8322 Před 2 lety +3

    PLSS MAKE A PART TWO!!!

  • @Shayaa_L
    @Shayaa_L Před 4 měsíci +1

    Can’t let the gang know I fw this

  • @StarSTB123
    @StarSTB123 Před 7 měsíci

    Bro dumped his whole lore on us. - All joke's aside this is fricken amazing! The voice is spot on and I really enjoyed this. 🤗

  • @helloamsimpgrace2004
    @helloamsimpgrace2004 Před 2 lety +4

    Wow great video. Sorry I was late

  • @Midnight-jj4jx
    @Midnight-jj4jx Před rokem +1

    Eyeless Jack: nothing gose right in this accursed world.
    Me: Madara?

  • @RAHHHXDD
    @RAHHHXDD Před rokem +5

    I make serial killers romantic in my head. I need mental help. Genuinely.

  • @bunnysenpai1145
    @bunnysenpai1145 Před 2 lety +9

    Could you do a Tokyo revengers audio please

  • @robertbranson4328
    @robertbranson4328 Před rokem +1

    EJ:"sees my room" are you ok?
    Me: umm what do you mean mentaly or physicaly?

  • @Yandere_Magnet
    @Yandere_Magnet Před rokem +1

    7:36 Looks like your going to collage.
    Me who is still in middle school: O_O Err...i am 14...

  • @Princess85591
    @Princess85591 Před rokem +1

    Straight across from my last victim
    Chuckles I'm in danger

  • @user-ko1hk8pl7w
    @user-ko1hk8pl7w Před 2 lety +6

    Can you pls make another ticci toby one?
    I love ur vids❤

  • @autumnakatheyeetqueen920
    @autumnakatheyeetqueen920 Před 2 lety +5

    Cool

  • @zestylemon-hq2zp
    @zestylemon-hq2zp Před rokem +1

    IM NOT SLENDER IM CURVY. HAVE YOU SEEN MY SMEXY QUADS?!

  • @user-hz9yt6wl9k
    @user-hz9yt6wl9k Před 5 měsíci

    "is that your cat I hear?" Me: yes, I have 2. Him: "so you're an animal person?". Me: yes, I HAVE A WHILE FARM

  • @lydiafoltz1159
    @lydiafoltz1159 Před 2 lety +3

    ONE CHANCE PLEASE

  • @rilynne8919
    @rilynne8919 Před 2 lety +6

    COOL

  • @Trymelater
    @Trymelater Před 2 lety +6

    Ana oop

  • @Haruki_Geraldez
    @Haruki_Geraldez Před 11 měsíci +1

    EJ: "They did have a photo of you in their wallet"
    Me: BRUH HOW DO U KNOW MY PHOTO INTO MY DAD'S WALLET! 💀

  • @CHOCODELIGH
    @CHOCODELIGH Před 2 lety +3

    AHHHHHHHGGGG

  • @camilothelizardbabagrill3401

    Sir your with mAh clone oop
    You talking to mAh clone

  • @FlowerSon69-pj5wd
    @FlowerSon69-pj5wd Před měsícem

    EJ I have a question how u stitch people up is it like Sewing?

  • @miloward379
    @miloward379 Před 2 lety +1

    im ngl the first part scared the fuxk outta me

  • @daydream5088
    @daydream5088 Před 2 lety +3

    im fat :,] please dont call me skinny it makes me cry

  • @user-kq8zj3xx6e
    @user-kq8zj3xx6e Před 2 lety +8

    I'm soooooooo horhy now. Thank you

  • @Hannah_Poisons14
    @Hannah_Poisons14 Před rokem +1

    Me at the beginning Hella creepy
    Me when he speaks: my depression has a voice?!

  • @tu_pancon_palta8235
    @tu_pancon_palta8235 Před 3 měsíci

    My kidneys now hurt

  • @Dazais_13th_reason.
    @Dazais_13th_reason. Před 2 měsíci

    “They did have a photo of you in their wallet”
    was it at least a good photo-?

  • @itzJOOLS
    @itzJOOLS Před rokem +1

    Bro why does EJ look like Tom from Eddsworld 💀

  • @g0atch3ss88
    @g0atch3ss88 Před rokem +1

    “Slender build”…… sir do you not see my thickness in my thighs! I feel offend!!😢