Survival Guide to the Biblical Apocalypse

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  • čas přidán 9. 07. 2021
  • The Book of Revelation is undoubtably the strangest book in the whole Bible. An Apocalyptic vision containing earthquakes, plagues, and a few of multi-eyed 'Bible Accurate Angels' for good measure. The Biblical Apocalypse may be something you've heard of, but may not know what is supposed to take place. For example, where does the number 666 come from? and what is Armageddon?
    If you're looking to learn more about the biblical apocalypse, then you're in the right place. I have crafted together this handy introductory video taking a secular-minded overview of the Book of Revelation. Now, although I have entitled this video as a survival guide, actual survival tips may be lacking. That said, knowing what to expect may help in an actual apocalypse. Or not...
    After a bit of a pause in my upload schedule to finish of university work, I'm glad to say that I've graduated! Thank you all for your patience, more videos on the way. It's been a while and I have plenty of videos that I want to make. Welcome both current and new subscribers, now numbering at 290k!
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    Sources & Further Reading:
    Aune, David E. Word Biblical Commentary. Volume 52, Revelation / David E. Aune. Nashville: Thomas Nelson, 1997.
    Ford, and Ford, J. Massyngberde. Bible. N.T. Revelation. English. Ford. 1975. 1st ed. Garden City, N.Y: Doubleday, 1975.
    Book of Revelation - Wiki
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  • @BigBForBoss
    @BigBForBoss Před 2 lety +10249

    Bible gameplay: Go to church, pray, etc
    *Bible lore:*

    • @gorillaguy5664
      @gorillaguy5664 Před 2 lety +1138

      As a Christian, I can confirm. There are some dark easter eggs in this game, ngl.

    • @jentoons5732
      @jentoons5732 Před 2 lety +225

      But ya didn’t have to cut me off-

    • @Doughyy736
      @Doughyy736 Před 2 lety +149

      @@jentoons5732 Mikalakenewamememewewanineteen

    • @skeleton-bullfrog
      @skeleton-bullfrog Před 2 lety +108

      Well this will become the gameplay at some point 😳

    • @filipmilic7966
      @filipmilic7966 Před 2 lety +58

      You need seal of God to survive this

  • @ignaciopena5605
    @ignaciopena5605 Před 2 lety +6546

    *How to survive the apocalypse*
    “that’s the neat part, you don’t”

    • @ilyangeliki
      @ilyangeliki Před 2 lety +47

      Lmao this^

    • @LizieToons
      @LizieToons Před 2 lety +88

      AAAAH!!!! SPOILER!! NOOOOOO!!!

    • @jalen3590
      @jalen3590 Před 2 lety +11

      😭😭😭

    • @Yomama2020q
      @Yomama2020q Před 2 lety +68

      Your pfp makes this comment funnier 😂😂

    • @ilyangeliki
      @ilyangeliki Před 2 lety +12

      @@LizieToons ah yes spoilers, if you wanna see it in person you can? You might be able too tho

  • @PurplLunaR
    @PurplLunaR Před 2 měsíci +174

    Schools will remain open.

    • @Cloverthecat
      @Cloverthecat Před měsícem

      Lol

    • @Ivangmer07
      @Ivangmer07 Před 15 dny +8

      The math teacher 💀

    • @DownBadAutistic
      @DownBadAutistic Před 13 dny +3

      Then your parents will be like "back in my day I had to dodge 300 scorpion demons and dragons just to get to school! Now get your fucking shoes on Timmy!"

    • @ronniepetrino5964
      @ronniepetrino5964 Před 3 dny +2

      And the IRS *will* collect taxes.

  • @tylerweston7981
    @tylerweston7981 Před 5 měsíci +1939

    I think the problem is we take things too literally. "Eyes all over" doesnt necessarily mean actual biological eyes all around their body. It could also mean omnipresent.

    • @VSCNDED
      @VSCNDED Před 4 měsíci +182

      100% I always thought “walking on water” meant treading the unconscious mind. They spoke in an entirely different language back then. + the Bible has been altered & rewritten a couple hundred times since then.

    • @1997giannis
      @1997giannis Před 4 měsíci +22

      this guy just doing mockery he doesn t take the book seriously only the saints can interprete it and not fully of course we can try to make our own conclusions we get something right i m an orthodox and i heard from an orthodox priest who talks about this stuff claiming that the 10 horns are the 10 bankers and i think he is righth

    • @izziethegreat9997
      @izziethegreat9997 Před 4 měsíci +29

      Idk sometimes you have to think that he can make anything. Just like how complex life is on this earth imagine how complex it is in heaven. Sometimes I think of spiders just having all those eyes and the tiny flies. It might just be possible.

    • @Comrade_Bread
      @Comrade_Bread Před 4 měsíci +14

      @@VSCNDED I get what you mean, and with many religions everyone tends to take it quite literally, but I find Christianity’s to be quite chill than other religions taking stuff seriously. About the Bible being rewritten, I concur as today you see it all the time, but a while back they uncovered the Dead Sea Scrolls, which we can use today to check the true reliability of the Bible, and compare it to more older versions. This stuff gets really like in depth and I don’t study the Bible much so I’m not the one to talk to about this lol, very interesting to talk about though since there’s a lot of possibilities when religions are like 2,000 to 3,000 years old.

    • @axidhaus
      @axidhaus Před 4 měsíci +6

      Eyes 👀 like cameras

  • @smattox
    @smattox Před 2 lety +11012

    "How do you survive the apocalypse?"
    "You don't."
    "How do you die in the apocalypse?"
    "YOU DON'T."

    • @Capytalistbara_edits
      @Capytalistbara_edits Před 2 lety +80

      Lol

    • @SeaJay_Oceans
      @SeaJay_Oceans Před 2 lety +104

      Well, this demonstrates the Apocalypse is very far off - as in 2022 A.D., mortal humans have no Cure for Aging, and no Cure for Death. Biological humans die too easily ! So in the Apocalypse times - whatever 'they' are, they are no longer biological, mortal human beings, certainly not like us!

    • @achmaddaru9456
      @achmaddaru9456 Před 2 lety +400

      God : I pulled a little sneaky on ya

    • @LionBlyden
      @LionBlyden Před 2 lety +82

      *roll credits

    • @DJBlestChopdBlestd
      @DJBlestChopdBlestd Před 2 lety +11

      😆😆😆

  • @goreface7495
    @goreface7495 Před 2 lety +9312

    “There was silence in heaven for atleast half an hour.”
    this sentence is so cool

    • @vices8019
      @vices8019 Před 2 lety +662

      ngl it was pretty epic and dramatic. might steal it

    • @abbyrration
      @abbyrration Před 2 lety +293

      since a day in the heaven equals to a thousand to earth, it is believed that this "silence for half an hour" was actually the end of world war 1 leading up to the start of world war 2 which is in a span of 25-27 years.

    • @murn3229
      @murn3229 Před 2 lety +231

      @@abbyrration reaching

    • @T0shi_0
      @T0shi_0 Před 2 lety +326

      @@abbyrration First of all scripture says 1000 years is LIKE 1 day for God so therefore it’s a figure of speech, not exactly 1000 years. Second of all, with basic math the difference between ww1 and ww2 is 21 years

    • @ouraniasakellariou113
      @ouraniasakellariou113 Před 2 lety +28

      Or thirty years if we are on earth allow for time difference!

  • @aqua-mina
    @aqua-mina Před 4 měsíci +259

    As a child/teen, growing up, reading through the Bible, I had nightmares after attempting to read Revelations

    • @StayinTrue1500
      @StayinTrue1500 Před 3 měsíci +16

      Shit have you scared to sleep at night. Had me sleeping with the light on for a couple of days. Imagining dragons with 7 heads and shit as I try to sleep😂😂

    • @Mcperson823
      @Mcperson823 Před měsícem

      0:59

    • @mpgodjr
      @mpgodjr Před měsícem +8

      Nightmares from a non horror book is crazy

    • @novaalkronthe1st744
      @novaalkronthe1st744 Před měsícem +5

      I’m terrified right now 😂, I’m 17 and trying my best to live a Christian life, this terrifies me, for the last month it’s been terror for me 😂

    • @SonGoku-wd4mi
      @SonGoku-wd4mi Před 28 dny +6

      Bro forgot to read the Bible lol, “be not afraid”

  • @desdes1453
    @desdes1453 Před 4 měsíci +866

    I'm a Theologian and have to say: this was very well depicted and explained summary of the events of apocalypse in The Book of Revelation. Well done.

    • @izziethegreat9997
      @izziethegreat9997 Před 4 měsíci +14

      Eh

    • @johnvermassen
      @johnvermassen Před 3 měsíci

      I am a historian & secularist but still, there are errors here.
      The Beast-from-the-Sea is obviously the Antichrist, while the Beast-coming-out-from-Earth is the ‘False Prophet.’
      This gets that wrong.
      The point is clearly that an ‘Anti-Trinity’ against the authentic Trinity:
      Real Treaty:
      1: God/Father [ OT continuity ]
      2: God/Son [ incarnate as Jesus ]
      3: God/Holy Spirit [ dove vibes ]
      Counterfeit Trinity:
      1: Satan [ OT continuity ]
      2. EvilJesus [ ‘indwelt’ v incarnate ]
      3. False Prophet

    • @egm_myles69
      @egm_myles69 Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@izziethegreat9997I’d like to see you do better

    • @NAMEXFTBL12
      @NAMEXFTBL12 Před 24 dny +2

      @@egm_myles69 bro got offended by 2 letters

    • @TexasBlues-123
      @TexasBlues-123 Před 7 dny

      I'm not a theologian but I can tell you Revelation is garbage.
      ♦According to Matthew, when Jesus returns He judges the nations and it's either enter into the Kingdom or into Hell. (Matt 25:31-41). According to Revelation judgement occurs 1,000 years later on.
      ♦Whoever believes in Jesus never dies (John 11:26) so a resurrection into eternal life for believers at the White Throne Judgment contradicts what Jesus taught since they never died.
      ♦The second coming of Jesus is unexpected but Revelation gives us plenty of detail where anyone can easily calculate that day once the 666 system is implemented.
      ♦ Eternal life for the righteous::
      Righteous people who are alive upon Jesus' return enter eternal life in the Kingdom (Matt 25:34 & 46) but are later destroyed after 1,000 years when they are deceived by Satan when he is released at the end of the 1,000 year reign (Rev 20:9)
      vs.
      Righteous people who are raised at the White Throne Judgement and whose names are found written in the book of life are granted eternal life.
      Thus, we have 2 very different outcomes for righteous people.
      ♦ _"The nations will walk by its (the Holy City's) light, and the kings of the earth will bring their glory into it."_ (Rev 21:24) someplace in the new heaven or earth but the nations were already destroyed after they were gathered around the camp of the saints and the beloved city and fire came down from heaven and destroyed them. (Revelation 20:7-9)
      ♦How does a vast innumerable crowd of people (Rev 7:14) who washed their clothes in the blood of the lamb manage to enter the Kingdom when only a few find it (Matt 7:14) according to Jesus?
      ♦ *Free Gift vs do the commandments*
      _”The Spirit and the bride say, “Come!” And let the one who hears say, “Come!” Let the one who is thirsty come; and let the one who wishes take the free gift of the water of life.”_ (Revelation 22:17)
      vs
      _"Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.”_ (Revelation 22:14 KJV)
      ♦ *The Second Coming, who sees it*
      According to Revelation 1:7
      _”Behold, He is coming with the clouds, and every eye will see Him, and those who pierced Him, and all the tribes of the earth will wail because of Him. Yes! Amen!”_
      vs
      Revelation 20:4-5 says the only ones in the first resurrection are martyrs.
      Therefore, it would be impossible for “those who pierced Him” to see His return since they don’t get resurrected until after the Millennial Kingdom period.
      ♦ *Gathered them for battle vs neither shall they learn war anymore*
      _"He shall judge between the nations, And rebuke many people; They shall beat their swords into plowshares, And their spears into pruning hooks; Nation shall not lift up sword against nation, NEITHER SHALL THEY LEARN WAR ANYMORE.”_ (Isaiah 2:4)
      vs
      _”7When the thousand years are complete, Satan will be released from his prison, 8and will go out to deceive the nations in the four corners of the earth- Gog and Magog- to ASSEMBLE THEM for BATTLE. Their number is like the sand of the seashore."_ (Revelation 20:7-8)
      ♦ *The burning grass*
      1st angel
      _The first angel sounded, and there followed hail and fire mingled with blood, and they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of trees was burnt up, and ALL GREEN GRASS WAS BURNT UP._ (Revelation 8:7)
      vs
      5th angel
      _And it was commanded them that THEY SHOULD NOT HURT THE GRASS OF THE EARTH, NEITHER ANY GREEN THING, neither any tree; but only those men which have not the seal of God in their foreheads._ (Revelation 9:4)
      The author got it wrong. The grass is already burned up.
      ♦ *The 12 tribes of Israel*
      The author of Revelation gets the names of the 12 tribes of Israel wrong (Revelation 7:4-8). Dan is omitted and replaced by Manasseh. Manasseh is one of two sons (Manasseh and Ephraim) of Joseph, not the son of Israel.
      ♦ *Temple or no temple?*
      Revelation (21:22)
      _And I saw NO TEMPLE in it, for the Lord God Almighty is its temple, and the Lamb are its temple._
      This directly contradicts Ezekiel's account where in Ezekiel chs 40 - 47 great detail is given about the physical eternal temple.
      This temple is clearly not one that has been built before since Ezekiel describes it as having rivers flowing from it in chapter 47.
      The temple Ezekiel describes is the eternal temple of God set amongst man.
      _He said: “Son of man, this is the place of my throne and the place for the soles of my feet. This is where I will live among the Israelites FOREVER. The people of Israel will never again defile my holy name-neither they nor their kings-by their prostitution and the funeral offerings for their kings at their death._ (Ezekiel 43:7)

  • @ChubbyChecker182
    @ChubbyChecker182 Před 2 lety +45922

    If I was God I would simply thank everybody for participating and then turn the sun off.

    • @scienceface8884
      @scienceface8884 Před 2 lety +2449

      And I beheld a blinding light from the heavens and a voice like thunder rang out such that every ear could hear. And the voice said "Alright, good work everyone! That's a pretty good sample size, I'm pretty sure one of you will make a good best friend. Um... I'm turning off the universe soon, but don't panic: I've been keeping your minds backed up on a separate plane of existence and I'll leave you running for another thousand years to be nice. No more babies, though, that's done. Alright, have fun you crazy kids! Goodnight!"
      And lo, in the years that followed not a single child was ever born again.

    • @asmithii84
      @asmithii84 Před 2 lety +1505

      Solar eclipse

    • @TuckerSP2011
      @TuckerSP2011 Před 2 lety +488

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @keithturner4939
      @keithturner4939 Před 2 lety +310

      😂 That so funny 👍🤣

    • @sogsniper2002
      @sogsniper2002 Před 2 lety +104

      Ahahaha love it

  • @stefanstojkovic1228
    @stefanstojkovic1228 Před 2 lety +27228

    Everybody gangsta until the second coming of Christ

    • @ManG1aze
      @ManG1aze Před 2 lety +583

      Good thing there was never a first lol

    • @farrellouisp.7059
      @farrellouisp.7059 Před 2 lety +146

      He'll walk on water and turn it wine

    • @theholymountain4414
      @theholymountain4414 Před 2 lety +183

      He was a man I'm sure he came more than once.

    • @rowenabrimacombe745
      @rowenabrimacombe745 Před 2 lety +530

      @@ManG1aze how come historians confirm he was a real guy?

    • @bugzyhardrada3168
      @bugzyhardrada3168 Před 2 lety +84

      @@rowenabrimacombe745 thats not even half the story.
      They got the date of his birth wrong
      The only consensus is that a feller was born and crucified, whether that figure was the biblical jesus or merely an inspiration to form a biblical jesus from.
      And there is plenty if evidence in the bibal pointing towards a second coming already happened in the form of saint george, more so then supports it not having happened yet.
      Yet like all forms of fantasy literature one must treat them like a fantasy.

  • @ianh1504
    @ianh1504 Před 7 měsíci +395

    I like how during the apocalypse with giant manticore locuts and dragons and earthquakes that shatter the whole world people are still worried about buying and selling things. Like after dodging demons and nightmare creatures now you have to deal with the self-checkout in walmart that isnt working because your beast code isnt scanning

    • @CringeVictim24
      @CringeVictim24 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Lmao

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 Před 4 měsíci +13

      Makes sense to me. Can you imagine being locked out of the economy completely?

    • @ianh1504
      @ianh1504 Před 4 měsíci +17

      @@catbatrat1760 how can an economy exist when the world has been shattered and the aforementioned nightmare beasts roam the earth searching for prey?

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 Před 4 měsíci

      @@ianh1504 That's... actually a really good point. I didn't think about it that way. ^^;

    • @MrJoshcc600
      @MrJoshcc600 Před 4 měsíci +10

      Imagine a Hollywood apocalypse movie everything is pretty much ended, but there's a functioning roving group/band and they will trade with you but only if you join them. It's been on screen in mad max, water world, even judge dredd where the surviving "clan" requires a allegiance of some type and a id to get in and live a somewhat normal life. Its totally plausible

  • @and65991
    @and65991 Před 5 měsíci +493

    Learning about revelation just now is honestly scary.

    • @1997giannis
      @1997giannis Před 4 měsíci

      this guy is doing a mockery i ll tell you what you need to know about this book and how to not worship the beast an not take his mark i ll tell you mostly what i ve heard from saints and not only my own thoughts the 10 horns are the ten bankers the false prophet will be the last pope babylon is america and mostly hollywood but it s also the catholic church the mark of the beast will be somehing on our body and if we dont get it we will not be able to buy and sell it may be a vaccine or the vaccines are preparations for it

    • @sunshine69962
      @sunshine69962 Před 4 měsíci +72

      do not be afraid, thats what God is for. Repent and begin your life friend.

    • @and65991
      @and65991 Před 4 měsíci

      thank you@@sunshine69962

    • @schmeichlbay122
      @schmeichlbay122 Před 4 měsíci +15

      No worries. It's about as real as lord of the rings

    • @1997giannis
      @1997giannis Před 4 měsíci

      you will change your mind when you end up in hell but it will be too late then @@schmeichlbay122

  • @ramonorozcojr.9008
    @ramonorozcojr.9008 Před 2 lety +7286

    When I was a kid I asked my mom about Revelations and 2012. To put me at ease, my mom said "Only God knows when the world is going to end"
    So everyday I would wake up and say to myself "the world will end today". Which meant if God was going to do it then, he couldn't anymore since he was not the *only* one who knew it would be that day.

    • @snifflesnop5824
      @snifflesnop5824 Před 2 lety +1525

      big brain

    • @TheRexhim
      @TheRexhim Před 2 lety +702

      I always did the same thing and thought myself slick

    • @opinionatortv6457
      @opinionatortv6457 Před 2 lety +723

      Harvard wants to: *know your location*

    • @darthrange1
      @darthrange1 Před 2 lety +666

      Good thing there is a difference between KNOWING and GUESSING. Either that or God is just waiting for that one day you sleep in, forget, and BOOM end of the world and it's all Billy's Fault.

    • @ramonorozcojr.9008
      @ramonorozcojr.9008 Před 2 lety +326

      @@darthrange1 lol yeah it was a childlike way of trying to find a loophole. I'm glad I got out of it though, because I feel like that last bit could have easily lead to some OCD type disorder.

  • @benedictjajo
    @benedictjajo Před 2 lety +10514

    *7 trumpets starts playing*
    Humans: Why do I hear boss music?

    • @rodrigonoal
      @rodrigonoal Před 2 lety +396

      A trumpet version of Megalovania just began into my mind

    • @ivanarcheous4731
      @ivanarcheous4731 Před 2 lety +94

      Idk, I hear that annoying Tiktok dance music

    • @John_Doe742
      @John_Doe742 Před 2 lety +101

      @@ivanarcheous4731 oh no, oh no

    • @Reyvion
      @Reyvion Před 2 lety +66

      @@John_Doe742 oh nononono no

    • @dr.destrukkto-stien9154
      @dr.destrukkto-stien9154 Před 2 lety +57

      shit shit...do I have enouph health packs?

  • @SilverBackCorner
    @SilverBackCorner Před 3 měsíci +255

    “Why are you always so tired during the day?!?”
    The shit I watch at 2AM:

  • @DeadeyeDaily
    @DeadeyeDaily Před 6 měsíci +94

    My parents used to talk about all this when I was a kid, which had two effects: It freaked my th f out, and didn't have any positive effects on my life or behavior at all. To quote a famous carpenter, "I have not given you the spirit of fear..." My two cents: Be kind, just keep living your best life, and things will go as well as they can go in a world of seeming chaos and constant unknowns.

    • @smokeytot7o840
      @smokeytot7o840 Před 3 měsíci

      Thanks,that helped me

    • @HandledToaster2
      @HandledToaster2 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Your two cents is the book of Ecclesiastes

    • @Hyped__Upp
      @Hyped__Upp Před 13 dny

      keep in mind that you need to be faithful to god throughout all that, if we get to live through that

  • @maxman3318
    @maxman3318 Před 2 lety +40170

    Basically a detailed narration of how our parents and grandparents got to school back in the day

    • @deekmjones4463
      @deekmjones4463 Před 2 lety +1345

      Uphill both ways... Barefoot in the snow!

    • @sfw.N0E1
      @sfw.N0E1 Před 2 lety +775

      Na, this is way too easy for our parents.

    • @Mr713mexican
      @Mr713mexican Před 2 lety +237

      Mexicans will understand this….and Kenya Moore fans

    • @thelordnaevis4946
      @thelordnaevis4946 Před 2 lety +271

      My Filipino grandparents took advantage of being born in provinces, they said they had to swim from their province (which is on different islands) to their school so that’s how they ended up here (in Manila, the capital city)

    • @jorunisntreal
      @jorunisntreal Před 2 lety +110

      Everybody gangsta till saitama appears out of nowhere and destroys humanity.

  • @datswagnoscoper316
    @datswagnoscoper316 Před 2 lety +6677

    I love how Satan was like “I’m a dragon now lmao” then immediately gets curb stomped by Michael

    • @dfgdfbsdfvv832
      @dfgdfbsdfvv832 Před 2 lety +466

      st micheal is the commander in chief of Gods army, OFC he can curbstomp any demon

    • @johnholiday4622
      @johnholiday4622 Před 2 lety +405

      "I'm a dragon now" St Michael wants to know your location:

    • @JosefPiano
      @JosefPiano Před 2 lety +173

      I wanna see that fight animated bruh

    • @razebigchunges2850
      @razebigchunges2850 Před 2 lety +198

      @@JosefPiano there would be no point in animating it it would just be Michael stomping satan

    • @JosefPiano
      @JosefPiano Před 2 lety +90

      @@razebigchunges2850 true, it'd only last five seconds

  • @HanaLu795
    @HanaLu795 Před 6 měsíci +630

    Hey, man. I know I'm a little late to the party, but I wanted to clarify some things. First of all, great work! As a Christian, I thought this was a fairly clear summary of what the book of Revelation says. As you mentioned some of the text is meant to be taken figuratively and some of it is meant to be taken literally.
    Also, there are other aspects of the Biblical apocalypse that are not in the book of Revelation, but are in other prophetic books, such as Daniel and Isaiah, so this is not the absolute complete picture of what we Christians believe is to come. Also, when it comes to Biblical prophecies, they have a tendency to refer to multiple different time frames. For example, if a prophet talked about a king or an empire falling (not specific), then an event like it would likely happen in the prophet's lifetime and then a similar event would also occur after the prophet had died. It's an interesting phenomenon. So while, in a way, Nero could have been the "antichrist" equivalent in John's lifetime and some of these events happened during that time, but that was not the true apocalypse. (I'm sure you recognized this).
    Second, Revelation is not necessarily a one-to-one timeline of events. Some of the things are meant to represent events that have already happened (the dragon trying to eat the child of the woman crowned with twelve stars is meant to represent Jesus' death and resurrection (i think)). Others could be happening now and others will happen in the future and some of them may happen simultaneously. It's not the clearest book when it comes to timeline, but that just adds to the idea that only God knows the day and the hour.
    Three, (this one is unconsequential) I noticed that you said that the armies of the earth would come to fight each other at the valley of Megiddo, but the text actually says that they all join together to fight against the armies of God which is why we get the depiction of the blood flowing for something like 3 miles up to a horse bridle. This is interesting too becuase Napoleon Bonaparte once implied that the valley would have been the perfect place for the largest battle in history.
    Four (sorry i have a lot of points that I wanted to add), the book of Revelation is accredited to the Apostle John (the one who wrote the gospel of John).
    Five, I noticed that you said that scholars claimed that the book had been edited, which is likely not true. While the book has been copied, if it was included in the canon determined by the Council of Nicea then there were multiple different copies that had all said the exact same thing or similar enough things that they could determine what the original text actually said. That becomes a discussion of Canonicity and how the canon was determined. And I'm pretty sure that my comment is long enough as it is, but I'd be happy to explain if anyone is interested.

    • @alanstringer.
      @alanstringer. Před 5 měsíci +25

      Doin' the work. Love to see it :)

    • @hankdieselify
      @hankdieselify Před 5 měsíci +11

      It’s all supposed to be taken figuratively as it is fiction!

    • @HanaLu795
      @HanaLu795 Před 5 měsíci +78

      @hankdieselify That may be your view/opinion on the matter, but there are those of us who believe it will come to pass (as most other biblical prophesies have). Please be respectful of our views. You can disagree, but that does not mean that you are stating facts when you do disagree.

    • @Blossom_777
      @Blossom_777 Před 5 měsíci +36

      @@hankdieselifyJesus loves you turn to Christ.

    • @YahshuaMessiah777
      @YahshuaMessiah777 Před 5 měsíci

      The beast with 7 heads and 10 horns coming up out of the waters, multi-headed means political, singular is religious (being the anti-christ which is Satan).
      7 dominions throughout the earth, 10 kings/world leaders, the waters are the people expecting to be raptured, for it will be as in the days of Noah, those who are taken abide under God's wrath.
      False messiah comes 1st in Rev. 12 Satan and the fallen angels will be cast to earth, he is the son of perdition (perdition means to be put to death, he is the only 1 who has already been judged).
      The harlot, the woman spoken of is that great city Babylon, babel=confusion (Satan is the author of confusion), God said "to come out of her.
      It's not until the son of perdition, after the 2nd woe, on the 7th trumpet is when Jesus returns, the Lord's Day (that 1000yr period, the day John was taken to, even past where were at now), when Jesus returns the dead will rise and we will all (meaning everyone to have ever lived) be in the spirit.
      Yeshua Messiah will reign here on in the new Heaven in the earth till the Great White Throne judgement, then Satan will be let loosed a little while because God is fair and everyone will have a chance and they will be tested by him and some will still even then choose to follow/worship Satan.
      God is that consuming, you don't burn in Hell forever and ever, your name is blotted out, no longer existing, period, all souls return to whenst they came.
      The mark of beast in the forehead are those without the seal of God in their foreheads (meaning the truth), the mark on their hand are those doing the work of the beast, not a tattoo of 666 or a computer chip implanted.
      The 1st beast received a deadly wound on 1 of it's heads, a disagreement via the supernatural entity being Satan when he is cast out of Heaven entirely will come to solve the problem (world peace), no nations to wage war against 1 another we/they will all be as 1, a 1 world rule, under Satan (the beast system).
      The religious beast who was out of the earth (dust/ made flesh) and cast to the earth, the anti-christ isn't a man, it's Satan (looks like a lamb, spake like a dragon).
      He exercises all the powers of the 1st beast (to take advantage, coming to make peace), and when the dragon healed the wound of the 1st beast, all worshipped it (trample like cattle).
      Churches will become the harlot and whore after her, and oh how so difficult it will be to speak/preach against peace/ the wound was by the sword and it is truth, for they/ the world will hate you/us for standing on God's Word till the end.
      Satan uses men, the churches will do the work for him, they'll think your preaching against Jesus, our Messiah to come.
      Amen.

  • @extradecaf8778
    @extradecaf8778 Před 6 měsíci +335

    I think it’s interesting how detailed John is in writing revelation. He’s so precise it really seems like by the way it written someone actually wrote down what they saw

    • @fairsaa7975
      @fairsaa7975 Před 6 měsíci +22

      Just like Harry Potter 😀

    • @floppypancakes9509
      @floppypancakes9509 Před 6 měsíci +42

      @@fairsaa7975so edgy

    • @fairsaa7975
      @fairsaa7975 Před 6 měsíci +44

      @@floppypancakes9509 How is it though? I'm just pointing out that people do that regularly? H.P Lovecraft described and imagined some truly confounding things, but it doesn't make them anymore real.

    • @TheShapeShifter20
      @TheShapeShifter20 Před 6 měsíci +20

      that's what being a fiction author is like my friend

    • @DOC_951
      @DOC_951 Před 6 měsíci

      Orrrrr they made it up… like jk Rowling or George RR Martin and many other dense worlds

  • @ezekielnitz5093
    @ezekielnitz5093 Před 2 lety +4641

    I like how God doesn’t flood the earth, just to keep his promise

    • @DamZ1428
      @DamZ1428 Před 2 lety +645

      "I thought you said no more floods !"
      God : Jeez, that's just several massive earthquakes ! Calm down.
      "But earthquakes cause tsunami who will flood the land !"
      God : Will you ever stop nitpicking me damn'it ?

    • @u.s.citizen9933
      @u.s.citizen9933 Před 2 lety +413

      God holds his word, what can we say. Besides, he's got a ridiculous amount of tools at his disposal to end us other ways if he wanted to.

    • @Prodmullefc
      @Prodmullefc Před 2 lety +58

      And people say the God of the Old Testament was a deity of wrath

    • @ChadeshJew
      @ChadeshJew Před 2 lety +21

      @@DamZ1428 earthquakes arent floods….. you a whole clown

    • @DamZ1428
      @DamZ1428 Před 2 lety +92

      @@ChadeshJew Yeah, good thing I didn't say they were then, Ringmaster

  • @samuel-mx3oq
    @samuel-mx3oq Před 2 lety +28180

    i was raised in church, and one thing i realized that you can’t disagree with is that the bible lore is epic

    • @projectkepleren
      @projectkepleren Před 2 lety +2038

      bible lore is fucking pog ngl

    • @game-enjoyer13
      @game-enjoyer13 Před 2 lety +2909

      exactly. Real or not it doesn’t matter. Believe it or not it doesn’t matter. Hate it or love it, doesn’t matter. Regardless, this shit is DEEP and very detailed and has a loooottt of history. THAT you can’t argue

    • @davidecamurani7389
      @davidecamurani7389 Před 2 lety +1319

      It's time for the Vatican to create a team of badass monks to fix some of the biggest plot holes in the lore. Can't wait for a Bible Cinematic Universe.

    • @gokusamm
      @gokusamm Před 2 lety +623

      @@davidecamurani7389 there are no plotholes in the bible, any and all "plotholes" are just a matter of perspective. The bible was written over thousands of years, not only that they had different perspectives

    • @pamnob2259
      @pamnob2259 Před 2 lety +315

      @@projectkepleren prophecies are being completed.Jesus is coming and the end is gonna come

  • @Gios_RNG
    @Gios_RNG Před 3 měsíci +51

    "Depart from me, i never knew you"

  • @Pook-xr6dy
    @Pook-xr6dy Před 6 měsíci +106

    I think the idea that the stars falling to earth being angels and then that correlating with heaven being quiet is cool

  • @Jobe-13
    @Jobe-13 Před 2 lety +23624

    The Bible states clearly that only God Himself knows when the End will happen. So idk why some Christians especially keep thinking they can predict when it will happen. Lol.

    • @Rotisiv
      @Rotisiv Před 2 lety +1899

      Exactly! We have that in Islam also! Only Allah (God in Arabic) knows when the Hour will come!

    • @MrlspPrt
      @MrlspPrt Před 2 lety +1072

      JW are specially guilty of this, they derived from a protestant group who was always making guesses about the date of Christ's return... then they changed it into not a physical return, but a "presence"... religions have generally more retcons than expected.
      But to be fair, many christian religions doesn't believe in dates, as a kid, I believed in a very oppressive christian religion (7th Day Adventists) and they always made it clear: not even the angels know when this is going to happen, that's why they are "always ready" (in theory).

    • @-_Alyssia_-
      @-_Alyssia_- Před 2 lety +781

      @@MrlspPrt well JW is a cult so yeah they just make up shit as they go along

    • @-_Alyssia_-
      @-_Alyssia_- Před 2 lety +172

      @@MrlspPrt well JW is a cult so yeah they just make up shit as they go along

    • @Trepidateousflesh
      @Trepidateousflesh Před 2 lety +140

      But then (unless all jewish lineage prophets are all hoaxes) chosen men of god all claimed "they heard him talk to them" .... so ....
      It could be argued from the beginning not to trust any man who claimed to know something so high/mystical.
      Why believe him & him alone? Of course people did not understand most of the world. So it perhaps was obviously very easy to believe someone on such a strange perception. Dreams "meant" things. Even though scientifically dream DO that does not prove "prophets" or any religious chosen correct. Because if one can make error. (Like all humans can.) How can we be right or correct?
      The only way to prove god to me. And make me believe (not follow- just acknowledge god is real) is if god itself reveals itself to the physical tangible very real-5sensed world I live in.
      By the rules of the bible I would be going to hell mostly anyway unless God gives us another chance. Which I feel trapped in the dichotomy of a place of burning and a place of holy endentured servile zealous slavery.
      I think i'll choose Hell.

  • @kaysav9006
    @kaysav9006 Před 2 lety +3601

    “These aren’t regular giant locusts, they’re the book of revelation giant locusts”

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 Před 2 lety +35

      Same ones that terrorized Egypt during the time of Moses!!!

    • @muzankibutsuji7377
      @muzankibutsuji7377 Před 2 lety +64

      @@hackman669
      No they were normal loctuses but these details are different....they ate the crops to cause famine to convince Egyptian king to let the Isralits go but no to kill humans like the ones in revalation.

    • @sameerkerketta9587
      @sameerkerketta9587 Před 2 lety +14

      There were no helicopters then so to make them understand they use the nearest term

    • @Dragonflywins
      @Dragonflywins Před 2 lety +5

      The locusts mean that whatever it is that destroys us is going to be man made

    • @hainleysimpson1507
      @hainleysimpson1507 Před 2 lety +1

      Dragonfly wins That's bullshit.

  • @sphyroheat6967
    @sphyroheat6967 Před 7 měsíci +95

    Even as an athiest, I still read the bible. I swear bro, its the coolest book you'll ever read

    • @martinkuliza
      @martinkuliza Před 7 měsíci +9

      Reading the bible is fine, so long as you don't think it's god's actual word and worship it.
      at the end of the day... IT'S A BOOK

    • @rensptr4008
      @rensptr4008 Před 6 měsíci +30

      ​@@martinkulizayeah whatever

    • @pedroribeiro7334
      @pedroribeiro7334 Před 4 měsíci +13

      ​@@martinkulizawhat? It is God word lol. Bible itself...not the religion built around it...but in the bible u have God word lol

    • @martinkuliza
      @martinkuliza Před 4 měsíci

      @@pedroribeiro7334
      NO you don't
      IN THE BIBLE........... is not actually God's word
      I have researched this.
      You can as well, it's not hard
      Here is what you do
      1. Get the bible that you have an identify the version of bible you have
      (let's say you have KJV)
      2. Google who has the publishing rights to the KJV (that will be your publisher)
      3. IMPORTANT POINT TO REALIZE.
      the publisher is the one that MADE YOUR BIBLE, that wrote all the words in it , that put it all together.
      THEY ARE THE SOURCE THAT CREATED YOUR BIBLE
      Now, if your argument is....
      But if you go back far enough the bible is god's word
      IT'S IRRELEVANT, Because YOU... ARE NOT READING THAT BIBLE
      the one YOU CHOSE is the KJV (or , whatever you have)
      so.. You call the publisher
      YOU ASK THEM
      "is this your book that you created"
      they will say YES IT IS
      then you ask
      "I would please like to know honestly and directly, IS THIS BIBLE ACTUALLY AND LITERALLY TEH WORD OF GOD"
      They are going to tell you
      NO IT'S NOT
      YOU KNOW NEED TO BE PREPARED TO ACCEPT THAT INFORMATION
      But, as a fact
      the bible does not contain god's words unfortunately
      AND YOU CAN PROVE IT WITH 1 PHONE CALL
      You don't need me for this

    • @martinkuliza
      @martinkuliza Před 4 měsíci +3

      @@pedroribeiro7334
      Now after you learn it's not god's word
      HERE IS WHAT IS IMPORTANT
      if you want to be a christian
      1. You don't need the bible
      2. You can still pray to god
      3. You can still pray to christ
      NOTHING CHANGES
      However... UNDERSTAND..
      if you continue to follow a book that is not his word... YOU WILL GO TO HELL,
      God's words, not mine
      This is why you confirm it for yourself.
      So again...
      the one that created the book is going to tell you TRUTHFULLY it's not his word
      You need to figure out how you're going to take it
      but yeh...IT'S NOT HIS WORD MATE
      that's a fact

  • @user-kp3ez6gb7w
    @user-kp3ez6gb7w Před 5 měsíci +98

    Now I’m not Christian at all, but biblical history absolutely fascinates me.. Can we just appreciate how cool medieval revelation art is.

    • @johnwick-nd8tf
      @johnwick-nd8tf Před 5 měsíci +3

      Why not become one it is true this will happen wouldn’t you like to live in heaven

    • @Histerhull
      @Histerhull Před 5 měsíci +14

      @@johnwick-nd8tf he has his choice, religion ain’t for everyone

    • @keatonbanta
      @keatonbanta Před 5 měsíci +11

      Did you copy and combine two comments? Why?

    • @CringeVictim24
      @CringeVictim24 Před 4 měsíci +2

      ​@@Histerhull2024 years ago, Jesus opposed the religious who persecuted and destroyed him.
      He didn't came to teach religion, but a lifestyle. People who claim this have never read a bible, but once you get to know the true character of Jesus, life changes.
      Well, you said it. God gave us free will, to choose life or death.

    • @Histerhull
      @Histerhull Před 4 měsíci +8

      @@CringeVictim24 cheese burger

  • @duckfilms3662
    @duckfilms3662 Před 2 lety +8297

    The fact that John refers to the things around the throne as "living creatures" implies that he literly recognizes basically NOTHING about them other than that they are alive.

    • @10pitate
      @10pitate Před 2 lety +151

      Yeah, we too arent we?

    • @duckfilms3662
      @duckfilms3662 Před 2 lety +104

      @@jonathanhauhnar8434 I know that lol. Just from his POV.
      EDIT: Also isn't Ezekiel's cannon status debatable?

    • @belldrop7365
      @belldrop7365 Před 2 lety +530

      Nah, he recognized the animal parts, wheels and eyes. The rest are probably tentacles, but john has never seen tentacles before.
      Oh and the wings.

    • @duckfilms3662
      @duckfilms3662 Před 2 lety +293

      @@belldrop7365 He may have just used the closest comparison he could think of.

    • @sionnachdensolas9787
      @sionnachdensolas9787 Před 2 lety +339

      @@belldrop7365 If john saw tentacles he would know what they are. He was greek, and if John is a pseudonym then his wtiters were likely Mediterranean anyways and lived close enough to the sea that they would know what an octopus or squid looks like.

  • @Veed.l0
    @Veed.l0 Před 2 lety +5712

    I like how you repeatedly use the parchment picture of John, who's understandably looking perpetually freaked out.

    • @freespirit5719
      @freespirit5719 Před 2 lety +92

      Hahaha!!! Now every time it pops up I’m DEAD 🤣

    • @yorusuyasoul69420
      @yorusuyasoul69420 Před 2 lety +156

      Ofc I would shattered in fear also if I saw dude with lamps floating in the sky

    • @SandiaOfficial
      @SandiaOfficial Před 2 lety +52

      If nobody knows what John you are you probably would be scared like that too

    • @25usd94
      @25usd94 Před 2 lety +54

      @@freespirit5719 "I've seen some shit."

    • @MrCarameloso
      @MrCarameloso Před 2 lety +7

      What if he doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me.

  • @Thatrandomdude98967
    @Thatrandomdude98967 Před 7 měsíci +26

    i love how there is a survival guide for anything, even bibilical apocalypses

  • @jaed1n62
    @jaed1n62 Před 2 měsíci +27

    whenever my mom preaches about the world ending, i rewatch this video and it makes me feel better. thank you

  • @SomeGuyOnYT
    @SomeGuyOnYT Před 2 lety +4217

    Humans: “finally we survived the horse guys, earth quakes, volcanos, eternal darkness, and falling stars glad that’s over-“
    7 angels with trumpets: “I’m going do what’s call a pro angel move”

    • @riveratrackrunner
      @riveratrackrunner Před 2 lety +26

      Thatsblast trumpeter tho:/

    • @kloa4219
      @kloa4219 Před 2 lety +133

      It's likely not a trumpet. Like Ezekiel, they could be describing a very alien/non-human thing in human terms.
      You know how we talk about black holes even though they aren't literal holes, but areas with strong gravity? That's probably the same way with trumpets.

    • @MrWilliam768
      @MrWilliam768 Před 2 lety +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @michagabo8819
      @michagabo8819 Před 2 lety +19

      When things were at their very worst:
      2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy.
      Scientists will say it was a global illusion.
      Beaware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again.
      After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way.
      Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet
      - will seem to rise from the dead
      - will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one.
      One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist.
      Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent.
      "The time for the schism in the Church is almost here and you must get prepared now"
      Tuesday, 20 March 2012
      The Book of Truth

    • @SomeGuyOnYT
      @SomeGuyOnYT Před 2 lety +17

      @@michagabo8819 correct me if I’m wrong but the Pope isn’t a magical goat
      And he’s also pro Christ?

  • @trascendentalsunset
    @trascendentalsunset Před 2 lety +2308

    Everybody is a gangsta until the 7 angels appear with the 7 doom vuvuzelas.

  • @dr.autismgod3538
    @dr.autismgod3538 Před 7 měsíci +58

    The only guide you need is to believe in Jesus and faith that he will save you.

    • @mondoseguendo6113
      @mondoseguendo6113 Před 7 měsíci +5

      So basically we’re screwed 😂😂😂

    • @dr.autismgod3538
      @dr.autismgod3538 Před 7 měsíci +21

      @@mondoseguendo6113 Do not mock the grace of Jesus Christ.

    • @henryjohnson-ville3834
      @henryjohnson-ville3834 Před měsícem

      @@mondoseguendo6113 Yeah. God gave us the freedom of choice. Either accept him or deny him. Pick.

  • @fulanderson
    @fulanderson Před 5 měsíci +18

    14:00 as soon as the instrumental started, I knew it was Shine On You Crazy Diamond. A beautiful version too

    • @Z01nkScoobs
      @Z01nkScoobs Před 2 měsíci +1

      Its not necessarily Shine On. Its a different track made from a royalty free music maker whose listed in description but I can’t blame you for thinking it is Shine On. It’s basically the same melody and ambient synth so the guy probably just copied that and took away the parts of the synth melody and made it drone on

  • @silencewench7284
    @silencewench7284 Před 2 lety +8792

    As a Christian, God actually seems a lot more “cool” when his servants are *Multi-eyed sentient 5d wheels*

    • @misery_shun
      @misery_shun Před 2 lety +802

      Here's one better - angels actually have reality warping abilities, that's why demons are actually virgins and angels being chads

    • @jonathanl5567
      @jonathanl5567 Před 2 lety +535

      The Bible is a collection of psychedelic trip reports

    • @JIMT412
      @JIMT412 Před 2 lety +37

      @@misery_shun So is universal changing moral afinitty afftects your abilities and states.

    • @dited358
      @dited358 Před 2 lety +66

      @@jonathanl5567 There's no evidence for that, but hey ignorance is bliss ig.

    • @maceface
      @maceface Před 2 lety +49

      @@dited358 I don’t think he was being serious… naïveté at its best ig.

  • @swickens930
    @swickens930 Před rokem +3506

    Honestly the Seventh scroll is the scariest to me lol. Angels who sing for eternity stop during this time of apocalypse. That's like the most eery moment of silence ever

    • @corgigod5482
      @corgigod5482 Před rokem +408

      I honestly think it might be a moment of hesitation as if even the great powerful angels pause to witness the wrath of God

    • @swickens930
      @swickens930 Před rokem +278

      @@corgigod5482 right exactly, which is pretty fucking terrifying lol. That would definitely freak me out if I was already in heaven

    • @useHandleAccount
      @useHandleAccount Před rokem +179

      From what I learn is that great silence in Heaven is because there is no one around. That silence is because Jesus and the whole Heaven is coming to the Earth for Hi's Second Coming. You know those pictures you see on google with the scene? I think it's extremely underestimated. If the bible says that the whole Heaven will be silent and if the interpretation says that the whole angels will come on Earth then the whole sky from north to east and west to east it's gonna be lit like it would be daylight. A very bright day.

    • @twigwick
      @twigwick Před rokem +5

      +

    • @2fathomsdeeper
      @2fathomsdeeper Před rokem

      That everything in heaven would stop praising the Lord seems strange, especially when the rapture kicks everything off. The raptured church couldn't stop praising him for 5 seconds let alone half an hour for being saved from the hell breaking loose on earth. The Bible also refers to the sky as the heavens. So what would go silent in the sky? The universe has a background microwave radiation left from creation. What if that goes silent. or more specifically, all EM radiation from microwave on down? No satcom, no cellular, no radio, no TV! Just think of the massive disaster that just occurred, and now all communication goes down! Nobody can call for help! Given some of the numerology in the prophecies, this half hour blackout will be for two weeks!

  • @markleshchenko733
    @markleshchenko733 Před 5 měsíci +12

    Somehow I expected to get some instructions on how to survive that apocalypse, but this video was also very helpful

  • @AverageRiverOtter-gm4zh
    @AverageRiverOtter-gm4zh Před 3 měsíci +9

    Came back to watch this masterpiece of a documentary for the fourth time, keep the good work up ❤👍

  • @cockatoosrus9057
    @cockatoosrus9057 Před 2 lety +4087

    John didn't speak for days after experiencing that vision, I cannot even imagine how scared and shocked he would've been.

  • @JoseRodriguez-jn2ur
    @JoseRodriguez-jn2ur Před 2 lety +3847

    Dang dude, I'm no Christian but the character design is crazy

    • @Babyteef
      @Babyteef Před 2 lety +605

      Im christian and especially when it comes to accurate angels, its dope asf, like damn bro God is a good writer

    • @philswift8793
      @philswift8793 Před 2 lety +330

      The bible ain't bout that weak shit

    • @erickamakeeaina1649
      @erickamakeeaina1649 Před 2 lety +12

      100th like

    • @elijahlawson4365
      @elijahlawson4365 Před 2 lety +76

      @3.142 like cestial tolkien or something

    • @AishiCheemo
      @AishiCheemo Před 2 lety +39

      @3.142 That's epic and sad.

  • @neoAREAXIS
    @neoAREAXIS Před 28 dny +1

    After years , I still quell my curiosity and with such a smooth voice with you. I have nearly your entire list downloaded.
    Thankyou

  • @yoshie8706
    @yoshie8706 Před 3 měsíci +5

    I'm 2 years late, but congratulations on your major accomplishment!!! Fantastic video!

  • @cathoinu4265
    @cathoinu4265 Před 2 lety +7877

    Jesus: No one knows the day nor hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father
    People: tries to predict the end times
    Jesus: *I SAID*
    Edit: looks at the likes... *BRUH*

    • @jiliciar.1423
      @jiliciar.1423 Před 2 lety +134

      Right!

    • @lecrovidae6987
      @lecrovidae6987 Před 2 lety +51

      That verse is taken out of context.

    • @bjbryanj
      @bjbryanj Před 2 lety +116

      Jesus is taking about his secret coming. Not the end time but he also said what would happen before the end times to know the season thereof.

    • @blasiandadon7028
      @blasiandadon7028 Před 2 lety +73

      Fr tho 😭😂like im still over here trying to build my relationship with him

    • @kamari3026
      @kamari3026 Před 2 lety +50

      @John Smith day nor hour but we will know the season and there's signs of it already time is running short Jesus loves find him

  • @hooleephucingsheet2468
    @hooleephucingsheet2468 Před 2 lety +4731

    Can we just appreciate how cool medieval revelation art is

    • @David-iv6je
      @David-iv6je Před 2 lety +133

      "Cool" as in "bat shit crazy"?

    • @NhungTran-fj7wc
      @NhungTran-fj7wc Před 2 lety +180

      @@David-iv6je A little of both

    • @32cq
      @32cq Před 2 lety +3

      no lol

    • @sean3423
      @sean3423 Před 2 lety +28

      Yeah but one day it's all gonna happen and that's a terrifying thought

    • @austinspruill6685
      @austinspruill6685 Před 2 lety +7

      @@sean3423 be ready 🤠

  • @MrJoshcc600
    @MrJoshcc600 Před 4 měsíci +6

    Its nice to get a video like this from a non biased perspective, just pure gold lieral information.
    I was raised Christian. I recently decided it's all fairy tales, I was on the fence for about 10 years.

  • @JeriDro
    @JeriDro Před 6 měsíci +5

    the fact you mentioned Gematria shows you truly know what's up

  • @Krazzy88
    @Krazzy88 Před 2 lety +3136

    I've watched a lot of horror movies and read a lot of horror stories. None of them scared me or gave me chills. But the Book of Revelation, that thing scared the shit outta me.

    • @ayyebchilds4307
      @ayyebchilds4307 Před 2 lety +109

      Amen brother

    • @kennymichaelalanya7134
      @kennymichaelalanya7134 Před 2 lety +82

      I keep coming back to this chapter. I'm obsessed with it

    • @user-kx5ly8rc5n
      @user-kx5ly8rc5n Před 2 lety +167

      Maybe in your soul you know this is legit vs the made up horror stories for entertainment

    • @ftft7028
      @ftft7028 Před 2 lety +11

      Amen fr

    • @cello_thomaz1557
      @cello_thomaz1557 Před 2 lety +27

      @@user-kx5ly8rc5n Jewish directors or directors in Hollywood often gives the editors a script to make horror angels az demons (space invasion movies, or that angel movie fighting against other so called demon angels to protect some baby) so pretty much Hollywood knows about the bible more than actual people to a point they know the doom is coming so they trick as much people as they can. But at the end of day God is laughing because they think they're smarter than the creator.

  • @sp-des60yearsago37
    @sp-des60yearsago37 Před 2 lety +1146

    Revelations: *exists*
    The earth: "In terms of survival, we have no survival."

    • @phillipanselmo8540
      @phillipanselmo8540 Před 2 lety +8

      @@theincrediblehulk5797 this is about the Earth

    • @nightmarex1669
      @nightmarex1669 Před 2 lety +9

      Humans: Screw this
      *terraforms mars*

    • @redshuttleredacted6422
      @redshuttleredacted6422 Před 2 lety +14

      @@nightmarex1669
      God: "You weren't supposed to do that." *Destroys spaceflight infrastructure and vehicles*

    • @Wang785
      @Wang785 Před 2 lety

      Then Lets just move to Mars

    • @georgejoestarii9469
      @georgejoestarii9469 Před 2 lety +1

      The God YHWH would not allow the Fallen Angels and Demons to destroy all of his creations.

  • @One-very-fine-chinaman
    @One-very-fine-chinaman Před 2 měsíci +3

    Really interesting video!! I love these things, learning about history through the Bible is extra interesting because you have to weed through all the symbolism. Great stuff my friend, I hate that I found it late in the game but love that I found your channel, definitely doing some binge watching tonight! Congrats on graduating!!

  • @aimlesspassions1157
    @aimlesspassions1157 Před 2 lety +1443

    Nero’s Neck Beard is the most Evil thing about him!

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 2 lety +6808

    We've made survival guides to zombie apocalypses, nuclear apocalypses, it was only a matter of time til we had this.

    • @teddyhug.
      @teddyhug. Před 2 lety +175

      he's here guys

    • @potato3018
      @potato3018 Před 2 lety +19

      Sup

    • @wazzabigii6397
      @wazzabigii6397 Před 2 lety +86

      Hey, it's that one guy without a mustache

    • @TheLateOreo
      @TheLateOreo Před 2 lety +62

      Bruh the Good Book is literally the only morally decent survival guide. Other religions promise pleasures of the flesh aka many virgins. Man should strive to be more than his meat.

    • @lukasmonster195
      @lukasmonster195 Před 2 lety +5

      Yo didn’t I see u in a cinema summary video (comment section)

  • @Plaazzzz
    @Plaazzzz Před 3 měsíci +4

    this makes war look like the most peaceful things ever

  • @cscopper1633
    @cscopper1633 Před 7 měsíci +11

    This video has now inspired me to read my bible more often, thank you hochelaga! Definity subscribing now!

    • @martinkuliza
      @martinkuliza Před 7 měsíci

      Why ? it's not god's word in the first place
      and god says not to follow a word other than his own
      Ohh.. and if you think i'm talking out of my arse.
      NO.. I'm not
      You can verify this........
      You call your publisher of the bible that you have and ask
      "is this bible literally god's word"
      THEY (The one's that created your bible) will acknowledge... NO IT'S NOT
      and let's be even more clear, so we don't need to argue
      - i'm happy to accept that a translation is still god's word, if it was copied from god's original word
      and directly translated as best as possible to the new language
      - if god didn't put the words in the bible himself but told (let's say ) John or Moses directly to write it down, I'm happy to accept that as god's literal word
      BUT NONE OF THAT HAPPENED
      WHAT YOU ARE READING IS....
      a Human Publishing company decides to make a book that sells
      so they get together and decide what's going to go into it,
      and they print it and sell it
      AT NO POINT WAS GOD INVOLVED, NOR DID THEY COPY FROM GOD'S WORD WHAT IS IN THEIR BOOK
      Call them and ask them , You'll see
      its' easy to find if the bible is god's word or not

    • @michaelgibson3240
      @michaelgibson3240 Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@martinkuliza Why go through all this trouble just to try to disprove someone elses faith? Anyone who has a true relationship with Jesus knows that nothing u said is true or matters, it's pointless.

    • @martinkuliza
      @martinkuliza Před 4 měsíci

      @@michaelgibson3240
      hey mate
      1. RE THIS
      "Why go through all this trouble"
      This was not trouble , You said "ALL" this trouble.
      there is no "ALL" this was just a comment
      2. RE THIS
      " just to try to disprove someone elses faith?"
      Let me be clear on this
      I AM NOT TRYING TO DISPROVE ANYONE'S FAITH
      You need to re read my comment
      Where did i say i was intending to disprove someone's faith ?
      WHAT I SAID WAS....
      The bible is not god's word
      The bible is not the faith
      Christianity is the faith
      Let me expand on this later
      3. RE THIS
      "Anyone who has a true relationship with Jesus knows that nothing u said is true or matters, it's pointless."
      AND... THAT IS A REALLY DUMB COMMENT
      1. No one has a TRUE relationship with christ.
      anyone that did, IS DEAD
      Of course i mean this literally, and of course you are speaking figuratively AND THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE ISN'T IT
      2. it's also a stupid comment because I GAVE FACTS, Facts that you can verify.
      and without checking it you said (Basically what a person who is pissed off and not thinking would say)
      YOU'RE WRONG
      I DON'T CARE
      AND NOTHING YOU SAY MATTERS
      AND ANYTHING THAT YOU SAY IS POINTLESS
      Stupid people say stuff like that
      Can you understand that ?
      what you said really is dumb, You should consider changing it

    • @martinkuliza
      @martinkuliza Před 4 měsíci

      @@michaelgibson3240
      sorry , accidentally hit the reply button too early..
      continued
      NOW LET'S BACK UP A BIT
      Why am i trying to change people's faith
      I'M NOT
      anyone who has true faith... etc etc
      BUT THEY DON'T
      if they read the bible, THEY DO NOT HAVE TRUE FAITH
      Because if a person reads a word that is not god's word, THAT IS LITERALLY BY DEFINITION A FALSE FAITH
      Now, if you say to that point
      - we are not listening
      - you aer wrong martin
      - your words don't matter
      - they are pointless
      Then.. Consider yourself stupid and arrogant
      Because...
      To not listen is arrogance
      I'm not wrong , because it logically follows that if what you are reading is NOT god's word then you can't call your faith a true faith,
      My words do matter, Your words matter, everyone's words matter, to say they don't is arrogance
      now let me merge this with POINTLESS
      so.. if you read a false word
      DOES IT NOT MATTER THAT YOU'LL END UP IN HELL
      IS IT POINTLESS TO TRY TO NOT END UP IN HELL
      so you see my words to matter and they do have a point
      I'm not trying to change anyone
      I'M TRYING TO EDUCATE YOU ALL
      here is what the O.P. originally said
      "This video has now inspired me to read my bible more often, thank you hochelaga! Definity subscribing now!"
      Ok, that's great, but let's understand a few things
      1. THIS VIDEO IS COMPLETE AND UTTER DOGSHIT
      the O.P. Considers this video INPSIRATION
      I would say that the O.P. needs to look for inspiration elsewhere as they have very low standards.
      let's put this in perspective
      the video is a SURVIVAL GUIDE TO DOOMSDAY
      1. Seriously ??? "Survival Guide"
      BY IT'S DEFINITION, NO ONE WILL SURVIVE, hence the word "DOOM "
      that's kinda the point
      2. DOOMSDAY is a manmade word, Usually spoken by idiots
      and, this is where the O,.P. Derived Inspiration
      PERHAPS IT'D BE SMARTER FOR THE O.P. TO DERIVE INSPIRATION FROM INTELLIGENT PEOPLE
      INSTEAD OF COMPLETE IDIOTS OR CON ARTISTS
      Again, to be clear
      No one is trying to change anyone's faith
      I'm just saying, don't listen to con artists
      also, the bible isn't god's word
      but that doesn't mean that i'm saying Leave god
      I'M SAYING LEAVE THE BIBLE
      By all means , if you want, still follow god
      as for direction..... ASK HIM DIRECTLY WHAT HE WANTS
      But 2 things that are certain
      1. The bible is not his word
      2. Religion is a disgusting unholy thing
      and both should be avoided
      Beyond that, i respect whatever you want to believe
      JUST UNDERSTAND.....
      THERE IS BELEIVING IN SOMETHING
      AND THERE IS...
      BEING A COMPLETE IDIOT
      does that make sense
      but, no, i'm not trying to change anyone
      if anything, I'm saying
      IF YOU'RE A CHRISTIAN, YOU SHOULD HEAR THIS.
      and how is that any different from a message like
      DOOMSDAY SURVIVAL GUIDE
      the difference is,
      You choose to listen to one adn not the other
      the irony is, You chose the wrong one to listen to
      MAKE SENSE ?

    • @martinkuliza
      @martinkuliza Před 4 měsíci

      @@michaelgibson3240
      In summary...
      did you think i was some atheist that hates you and the O,.P. and wants to turn you away from god ?
      and therefore you defenses go up and you reject anything that i want to say
      1, Your defenses should never go up,
      YOU SHOULD THINK
      2. You should never reject or block what a person says
      YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT IT AND EVALUATE IT
      but the sign that you have ignorantly blocked it out is...
      NOTHING you say matters
      (even before you know what i'm going to say )
      So can you see where you went wrong ?

  • @XDarkEcho
    @XDarkEcho Před 2 lety +2824

    "People will be unable to die, during this time, no matter how much they want to." Well, that's every Millennial's nightmare right there.

    • @bruh____784
      @bruh____784 Před 2 lety +20

      @Only whites get skin cancer your username lmao

    • @bruh____784
      @bruh____784 Před 2 lety +29

      @Only whites get skin cancer dude, I was just laughing about it lmfao, chill

    • @bruh____784
      @bruh____784 Před 2 lety +16

      @Only whites get skin cancer people truly are egoistic and snowflakes today ngl

    • @weaningbleaming6686
      @weaningbleaming6686 Před 2 lety +39

      @The Government just join Buzzfeed or sign up for Twitter, man, you can be racist to white ppl anytime you want np

    • @weaningbleaming6686
      @weaningbleaming6686 Před 2 lety +9

      @The Government thanks man. Hardly anyone ever said that

  • @cekan14
    @cekan14 Před 2 lety +876

    Man, imagine dying just right before the Apocalypse begins, and then seeing from heaven, shocked, all the chaos taking place on Earth

    • @Giggles_iJest
      @Giggles_iJest Před 2 lety +239

      A massive "saved by the bell" moment

    • @Shovelglove545
      @Shovelglove545 Před 2 lety +23

      If you can see the earth in that much detail from heaven then why can’t you see heaven from earth lmao

    • @pixelbit0897
      @pixelbit0897 Před 2 lety +35

      It would be an intresting light show

    • @livelife4928
      @livelife4928 Před 2 lety +51

      @@Shovelglove545
      Let's say you have a telescope and those on the other side don't

    • @globaros6629
      @globaros6629 Před 2 lety +148

      @@Shovelglove545 Why can you see the news reporter on your TV but the news reporter cannot see you?

  • @jacklynch8915
    @jacklynch8915 Před 3 měsíci

    I love how you used 'Shine on you crazy diamond' in the beggining as background music

  • @WhatStef
    @WhatStef Před 5 měsíci +5

    I love how "divination" is evil in the bible but then there's an entire chapter dedicated to visions of the future.

    • @CringeVictim24
      @CringeVictim24 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Divination is an illusion, that goes always against the word of God and his true prophecies.
      In Israel, they started to create idols, and false prophets arose. Divination is not the same as *revelation*
      You are not guessing something when being revealed a literal event.

  • @MegaChickenfish
    @MegaChickenfish Před 2 lety +2692

    God in the Flood myth: "I will never again destroy the earth..."
    Humans: Yay!
    "...with water. I'm going to have to get more creative next time."

    • @lordqwertythepyromancer3458
      @lordqwertythepyromancer3458 Před 2 lety +159

      I'm Christian, I've been in church my whole life
      And ive never realised that before.
      Now i see yet another reason why a lot of people think God is cruel and sadistic, even if that's not the case

    • @azeamonero9886
      @azeamonero9886 Před 2 lety +144

      @@lordqwertythepyromancer3458 I’d still argue he was cruel and sadistic if he were real.

    • @Dungeonsynth
      @Dungeonsynth Před 2 lety +85

      The greatest trick the devil pulled….. people have no clue about the elite pedo’s , psycho’s , child sacrifices , human harvesting , etc. Mark of the beast will be the final trick.
      When the noah flood happend people worshipped the god mollech, the god of child sacrifice.

    • @clintonj6136
      @clintonj6136 Před 2 lety +44

      @@Dungeonsynth I doubt every single person was bad.

    • @themajesticstick5262
      @themajesticstick5262 Před 2 lety +40

      @@lordqwertythepyromancer3458 Those people were extremely wicked. Also had Nephilem DNA. They were also warned by Noah for a long time.

  • @subday5811
    @subday5811 Před 2 lety +3125

    "you guys won't believe me, but... so.. there was this dude with a sword in his mouth -"
    the guys: "Haha, classic John lmao"

    • @edvinparmeza1298
      @edvinparmeza1298 Před 2 lety +39

      "I told you John don't take that ganja those Bible guys offered you, it's very strong and you wont be able to control yourself, but you didn't listen....ma boi is talking crazy shit now"

    • @zircontopic7040
      @zircontopic7040 Před 2 lety +3

      yo the likes are on 666

    • @Jack115.
      @Jack115. Před 2 lety

      @@reubenaringo8513 enlightenment in the ER? lol

    • @Jack115.
      @Jack115. Před 2 lety +9

      @@reubenaringo8513 John found enlightenment after surviving a boiling pot torture and working in slave mines as an old man

    • @devwave1919
      @devwave1919 Před 2 lety +2

      Why does John look like he's trying to defend but got dribbled past tho

  • @madspice
    @madspice Před 2 měsíci

    I think this may be one of the best videos on CZcams

  • @Mxsonyk
    @Mxsonyk Před 7 měsíci

    definitely one of the most interesting videos i have seen on CZcams

  • @tatu5539
    @tatu5539 Před 2 lety +1087

    Maybe the real apocalypse was the friends we made along the way.

  • @zPamboli
    @zPamboli Před 2 lety +1956

    How to survive the Biblical Apocalypse:
    You don't

    • @remrealm5908
      @remrealm5908 Před 2 lety +133

      Not true, all everyone has to do is become saved and trust in Jesus and follow the commandments. That's it.

    • @goat9295
      @goat9295 Před 2 lety +31

      @@ssroudyss9432 that’s how Protestants are. They think they can be a dick to everyone, but will automatically go to heaven because they believe.

    • @tianahusbands7064
      @tianahusbands7064 Před 2 lety +77

      @@ssroudyss9432 The word believe is more than what you think it is, It means to give your life to Christ, It means giving all of our worries and problems to him and trusting in him alone, He came down to die for our sins, So the next time he comes he won't be saving anyone again, See even after ppl refuse to follow him he gives them a last chance who they rather follow, By this time ppl will already know the Gospel and hear all the warnings about hell and sin, They have free will to choose who they want to follow, See hell was never made for man, It was made for the devil and his demons, If a man goes to hell he went there by his own free will, The reason why we have so much pain and suffering today, It's bc of free will, Man chooses to sin and follow the devil, Sin brings death, Jesus came and lived a sinless life, He came to take our punishment so we can turn away from our sins and not be a slave of the devil.
      Even after ppl were warned they still refused God, This generation is not afraid of hell, Even the demons are scared of hell, They hate it there, They cry out in pain, In hell ppl are raped, And there is no air in hell, There will be a lake of fire and ppl will be buying in hell for all eternity, The demons don't want to go yet ppl don't believe, Even after all of that God gave them a second chance to choose, Either to take the mark or refuse it.
      See God isn't the one to blame, Man choose to sin not knowing the dangers behind them, Even after they are warned they still hate God for no reason (Sorry for the long message)

    • @tianahusbands7064
      @tianahusbands7064 Před 2 lety +3

      @@goat9295 it isn't just about that.

    • @juggmane3k830
      @juggmane3k830 Před 2 lety +5

      @@tianahusbands7064 lmao but who asked

  • @Alx1744
    @Alx1744 Před 6 měsíci +10

    A celestial-eye is a star biblically, so whenever you hear about "thousands of eyes" or multiple "eyes covering the body": it could simply mean that this person or being is sparkling with star-like circular lights.

  • @raimundomuthemba766
    @raimundomuthemba766 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Imagine if some powerful people with the resources to change the weather, cause earthquakes, and spread diseases decided to play a game and reenact the events of the Revelation. Wait...

  • @morkymoose9590
    @morkymoose9590 Před 2 lety +2070

    “How do we survive the end times?”
    “That’s just it. You don’t”

    • @EpicAMV911
      @EpicAMV911 Před 2 lety +95

      Well you can't die, so it shouldn't be a problem. I think the best survival guide would be to stop up on pain meds, alcohol, and topical creams. So you can live in the least amount of agony possible. Unless of course god decides to fuck with that somehow and turn it into locusts or some shit.

    • @bigmanbarry2299
      @bigmanbarry2299 Před 2 lety +30

      @@EpicAMV911 honestly why cant big G just thanos snap lol

    • @ryobibattery
      @ryobibattery Před 2 lety +13

      The Kingdom of Heaven is inside of you

    • @bepeplia5086
      @bepeplia5086 Před 2 lety +25

      Accept the Jesus

    • @user-mg7wh8zq6v
      @user-mg7wh8zq6v Před 2 lety +11

      @@bigmanbarry2299 mr g i dont feel so god

  • @jedediahhopkins6051
    @jedediahhopkins6051 Před 2 lety +1387

    As a Christian. Grew up in a Christian household it’s really funny to see all these outside views of people who’ve never heard these wilder stuff

    • @QuinSkew
      @QuinSkew Před 2 lety +166

      I thought this was Dark Souls.

    • @edwingarcia8302
      @edwingarcia8302 Před 2 lety +25

      Same! 😂😂could make so many movies of it

    • @deaddoglasagna8096
      @deaddoglasagna8096 Před 2 lety +18

      @@edwingarcia8302 someone actually made a book series out of revelations. So a book about a chapter of a book.

    • @razielle6795
      @razielle6795 Před 2 lety +2

      Same

    • @whatsittoya7718
      @whatsittoya7718 Před 2 lety +56

      I’m Christian as well but I always stayed away from the book of Revelations because I was too scared lol

  • @Cby_rl
    @Cby_rl Před 5 měsíci +3

    Love your videos! Very interesting and entertaining!

  • @AidanDaGreat
    @AidanDaGreat Před 6 měsíci +7

    We're actually studying this in class! The writers actually hid religious truths about Jesus's coming and stuff that the oppressive governments wouldn't allow. Very cool stuff, I'd recommend looking up eschatology if you're interested.

  • @kal1nas
    @kal1nas Před 2 lety +986

    “Bowl 6 causes the river Euphrates to dry up” - I don’t think this is really going to be a problem at this point.

    • @fclp67
      @fclp67 Před 2 lety +74

      I mean it has already turned to blood

    • @afraboi
      @afraboi Před 2 lety +49

      Its so that jerusalem can be attacked

    • @Conservingtheworld
      @Conservingtheworld Před 2 lety +86

      Its a metaphor for earths defenses being destroyed as the river Euphrates was a giant moat for Jerusalem

    • @shekinahemmanuel3975
      @shekinahemmanuel3975 Před 2 lety +12

      @@Conservingtheworld that's an interesting information, do you have some examples for me to understand?

    • @Ruka_Sarashina777
      @Ruka_Sarashina777 Před 2 lety +6

      @Carl Panzram bible is full of metaphors

  • @NordieBeats
    @NordieBeats Před 2 lety +871

    "Thankfully only 3 people died"
    The 3 people that died : "i see how it is"

  • @camden.council.victim9652

    In 2012, on the day, I was supposed to fly home from The Canary’s but they wouldn’t let me because I was drunk. I flew back the next day. I enjoyed the video, Gr8 show!

  • @nestorcastillo9107
    @nestorcastillo9107 Před 5 měsíci +6

    Remember:
    1. Ur an awesome friend♡
    2. Ur a gift to those around you♡
    3. You are awesome!♡
    4. You always light up whatever room you walk into♡
    5. You are beautiful/handsome♡
    6. You have a kind soul♡
    7. You are the most perfect you there is♡
    8. You have the best smile♡
    9. You are the best version of yourself♡
    10. Literally no one can replace you, trust me♡
    11. You have an amazing personality♡
    12. You are majestic♡
    13. You're very brave to even be walking upon this world, not everyone can do that♡
    14. I don't know you, but i KNOW you deserve a hug♡
    15. On a scale from 1-10, you're an eleven (11)♡
    16. Your an inspiration to those around you♡
    17. Your a ray of sunshine♡
    18. You can be anything!♡
    19. You are ALWAYS making a difference on others♡
    20. You are very strong and courageous, to withstand everything happening to you♡
    21. You deserve to be happy, like the rest of us♡
    22. You ARE normal. There is no reason for you to think your not♡
    23. You should be proud of yourself♡
    24. Everything i had just said is genuine feelings from me, i hope i made you're day♡
    25. GOD and VIRGIN MARY love you♡
    25 reasons to stay, dont listen to what they say and keep going!
    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ great vid btw❤😊

    • @chrysalxsm7938
      @chrysalxsm7938 Před 29 dny

      That's very nice I needed it thank you so much God bless you

  • @Glori4n
    @Glori4n Před 2 lety +1400

    7 Trumpets reach their end:
    Surviving people on the earth: Whew... That was close
    Angels with Bowls: *There is another*

    • @cx3622
      @cx3622 Před 2 lety +25

      Yoo but what if we arent on earth

    • @deathstroke8639
      @deathstroke8639 Před 2 lety +43

      @@cx3622 hold up............... That's cheating

    • @aldren2k898
      @aldren2k898 Před 2 lety +7

      @@cx3622 Yoooo that would totally work

    • @feister2869
      @feister2869 Před 2 lety +9

      cx lmao escape the damn universe meet god have a nice talk and gtfo or get technology or genitical modification that would make gods power to shame and teach him and his angels or whatever to not fuck with us

    • @LazGato
      @LazGato Před 2 lety +1

      Angels gonna serve a bowl of kick ass

  • @Enderlinkpawnu
    @Enderlinkpawnu Před 2 lety +1716

    A note about the timing of the biblical apocalypse from a Christian:
    Jesus explicitly said (Matt 24:36) that literally nobody but God knows when the end of the world is. So the funny thing is that anyone who *tried* to predict the Second Coming is technically a heritic, because the point is that we aren’t supposed to know, and I doubt God would relinquish that information to anyone before it had started in earnest.

    • @thefallengallery6459
      @thefallengallery6459 Před 2 lety +65

      LMAO I just imagine high officials of the religion like the pope and bishops or whatever their ranks are "oh... um, idk." shrugs shoulders "but god has a reason!"

    • @shipwreck9146
      @shipwreck9146 Před 2 lety +118

      Something even more funny:
      Because it says, "No man knows the day nor the hour." That gives us a lot of power to choose the time it'll happen.
      If we just convince ourselves everyday, that this is the day revelation will happen, then someone other than god knows that that day will be the start of the end.
      So basically, the end will happen when no one predicts that the end will happen.

    • @godisthealphaandtheomega2270
      @godisthealphaandtheomega2270 Před 2 lety +7

      But what about the end time predictions? I agree with you but is predicting but not being certain still make you a heretic?

    • @aprestoargentino5695
      @aprestoargentino5695 Před 2 lety +33

      We're not meant to know the times, but we're ordered to be vigilant of the events so when the times come we will be preppared.
      Many of the prophecies have already been fulfilled. And if you take into account the Catholic prophecies of the end of the Church... it's even clearer what times we're living in.

    • @AstralPhnx
      @AstralPhnx Před 2 lety +2

      Yupyup. Exactly this. We dunno WHEN it will happen and those who try to predict it are well, heretics

  • @sethfulton7011
    @sethfulton7011 Před 7 měsíci +1

    what’s interesting is that the “holy holy holy the Lord God the Almighty, who was and is and is to come” hymn is one of the call & responses that the preacher would do with us during traditional sunday service at my Methodist church i went to as a kid

  • @Spectrum0122
    @Spectrum0122 Před 6 dny +2

    Tbh the seven trumpets feel like a middle school kid trying to write a cool anime fight

  • @joshuablair252
    @joshuablair252 Před 2 lety +3100

    Man the memes during the revelations end of world are gonna be sick

  • @sakoffie1138
    @sakoffie1138 Před 2 lety +2263

    I asked my father's opinion and he said: "Doesn't matter if it's scary or peaceful, because it will end with good news either way. So we need not worry."

    • @lamvuhoang1998
      @lamvuhoang1998 Před 2 lety +319

      your father is indeed a very wise man. God really does not want to scare us with the apocalypse, He only wants us to always be prepared for the day His Son comes to Earth once again.

    • @insertclevernamehere2506
      @insertclevernamehere2506 Před 2 lety +53

      Have you actually ready the old testament? Old testament god isbest described as an intemperate, vain, narcissistic psychopath (and that's being charitable) . If he were actually ever to turn up we would all be doomed. And not in a nice fluffy, living on a cloud sort of way.

    • @Mrhellslayerz
      @Mrhellslayerz Před 2 lety +103

      @@insertclevernamehere2506 Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things."
      I mean, it's not like he's trying to hide it. But I wouldn't say he's ALL evil considering the new testament exists as well. You can't really deny that he did anything good in OT either, right? I'm not saying we should ignore all the atrocities either, but maybe we shouldn't pick and choose how we perceive God based on only half of what we read?

    • @loutenant2817
      @loutenant2817 Před 2 lety +49

      @@Mrhellslayerz The reason why people choose to focus on that half is because that half is still important. Many would rather pretend like the old testament doesn't exist and that's why it keeps getting quoted. If there's only one god, a god who was able to bring hell upon the earth, why should that critical piece of information be overlooked? The message we get is "Do what I say, or this is what will happen".
      The "new" testament wasn't the first. It was born from the old one. That's why it's still relevant. What's the purpose of something if you'd rather avoid focusing on where it came from?

    • @Mrhellslayerz
      @Mrhellslayerz Před 2 lety +39

      @@loutenant2817 Of course it's still important. I wasn't saying it should be left out. But it's incredibly ironic that Christianity gets criticized for only talking about the New testament, yet the Old Testament is all that's ever brought up when I see most Atheists talk about the Bible. Wouldn't it be better to rise above the thing you're criticizing, not to copy it? How can anyone say God is all good or all evil when you don't talk about both sides?
      Hell, the verse I just brought up is taken out of the Old Testament. Maybe we shouldn't pick and choose how we perceive God based on only half of what we read?

  • @AKJ828
    @AKJ828 Před 6 měsíci +2

    I live 5 minutes from Mt. Megiddo and everyday I look towards it and think to myself "Is it today? doesn't look like it's today"

  • @ornament318
    @ornament318 Před 5 měsíci +3

    This gonna be real useful when the apocalypse event drops
    Hope the devs will release the date tho

  • @jacksonyon5276
    @jacksonyon5276 Před rokem +3547

    As a Christian this is probably the hardest book to comprehend as I haven’t heard any pastor explain the book in this great of detail. I just read revelation and I don’t even remember where the tribulation takes place in all of this. I’m assuming it happens before all the disasters on earth

    • @TheHiYaku
      @TheHiYaku Před rokem +157

      Explaining this book requires very deep understanding of end time texts and profound spiritual revelation.
      The tribulation period (in my understanding) begins at chapter 4 when John is taken to heaven. That's why all these disasters are happening on earth

    • @wurtzgood
      @wurtzgood Před rokem +21

      It’s to the bride of Christ only. “i send my angel to testify to John…he was the closest. The book is time locked and open since the 60’s

    • @mattrhoden2401
      @mattrhoden2401 Před 11 měsíci +34

      The book of Revelation is not hard to understand if you understand that it's not about the end of the world but the end of the old covenant. All the events in it have already taken place, they are not things we are awaiting to happen. Hence why in the very first verse Jesus said these things will shortly take place, meaning in the first century.

    • @mattrhoden2401
      @mattrhoden2401 Před 11 měsíci +7

      @@wurtzgood Its symbolic apocalyptic language.
      Checkout the first 9 verses in Revelation 1.
      The Revelation of Jesus Christ
      1 The Revelation of Jesus Christ, which God gave Him to show His servants--things which must shortly take place.
      Christ is giving His servants a revelation of things which must shortly come to pass. How is 2000 plus years later shortly come to pass? It's not.
      3 Blessed is he who reads and those who hear the words of this prophecy, and keep those things which are written in it; for the time is near.
      In verse 3 we have another time statement that the time for these events were near for them. How is 2000 plus years later near? It's not.
      The verse also says blessed are they who read the words of the prophecy and keep the things that are in it. How did it bless those to whom it was written to in the first century if it had absolutely nothing to do with them?
      4 John, to the seven churches which are in Asia:Grace to you and peace from Him who is and who was and who is to come, and from the seven Spirits who are before His throne,
      Revelation was written to the 7 churches in Asia. How was it applicable to the 7 churches in Asia that no longer exist if it had nothing to do with them?
      7 Behold, He is coming with clouds, and every eye will see Him, even they who pierced Him. And all the tribes of the earth will mourn because of Him. Even so, Amen.
      How are they who pierced Him supposed to see Him if they died over 2000 years ago? Now if Christ came in the 1st century then they could have seen Him.
      9 I, John, both your brother and companion in the tribulation and kingdom and patience of Jesus Christ, was on the island that is called Patmos for the word of God and for the testimony of Jesus Christ.
      Ironic that John tells them He was their brother and companion in the tribulation. Meaning it was presently occurring, not some event 2000 plus years later.

    • @mattrhoden2401
      @mattrhoden2401 Před 11 měsíci +8

      @@wurtzgood Historical, eyewitness testimony about Jesus's second coming that happened in the first century.
      Jesus’ Second Coming was NOT a global event, but rather a REGIONAL event specifically located in Jerusalem for “that generation” to eye witness just like Jesus promised in Matthew 24:34.
      1. Pseudo-Hegesippus (ch. 44): “A certain figure appeared of tremendous size, which many saw, just as the books of the Jews have disclosed, and before the setting of the sun there were suddenly seen in the clouds, chariots and armed battle arrays, by which the cities of all Judea and its territories were invaded.”
      2. Eusebius (Book 3, ch. 8, Sec. 1-6): “A demonic phantom appeared of incredible size, and what will be related would have seemed a fairy-tale had it not been told by those who saw it, and been attended by suffering worthy of the portent. For before sunset there appeared in the air over the whole country chariots and armed troops coursing through the clouds and surrounding the cities.”
      3. Tacitus (Book 5.13): “There had been hosts joining the battle in the skies, fiery gleams of arms…the temple illuminated by a sudden radiance from the clouds.”
      4. Jossipon (ch. 87): “Now it happened after this that there was seen over the Holy of Holies from above for the entire night the outline of a man’s face, the like of whose beauty had never been seen in all the land, and his appearance was very awesome. Moreover, in those days were seen chariots of Fire and horsemen, a great force flying across the sky near to the ground coming against Jerusalem and all the land of Judah, all of them horses of fire and riders of fire.”
      5. Josephus (Book 6, ch. 5, Sec. 2-3): “…chariots and troops of soldiers in their armory were seen running about among the clouds, and surrounding cities.”
      Here are the actual book titles:
      1. (Latin) Pseudo-Hegesippus
      2. “Ecclesiastical History” by Eusebius
      3. “The Histories” by Gaius Tacitus
      4. “Burning the Temple” by Sepher Jossipon
      5. “War of the Jews” by Joseph

  • @xavierkazoo1619
    @xavierkazoo1619 Před 2 lety +841

    When the end of the world happens I sure hope there aren’t unskippable ads on this video

    • @feister2869
      @feister2869 Před 2 lety +8

      Lmao that’s a way worse fate

    • @kelf114
      @kelf114 Před 2 lety +8

      Try not to get mad at the creators. YT is getting greedy.
      Even demonitized channels are getting full of ads. The creators only make something from their actual sponsors. They don't see a penny from the crap YT is pulling.

    • @Thep00psc00p_
      @Thep00psc00p_ Před 2 lety +1

      I suggest Apocalypse+ for just 9.99 a day.

    • @cosmic7972
      @cosmic7972 Před 2 lety

      @@kelf114 some creators don't want to be monetized yet yt still puts ads in their videos. Ytber like Gianni made his vids into shorts so he wouldn't get monetized. Yt is very greedy

    • @Jdogg4089
      @Jdogg4089 Před 2 lety +1

      I don't want to be the one of many to get the mark of the damned

  • @wyattparrish4440
    @wyattparrish4440 Před měsícem

    I've watched this video multiple times, great job.

  • @wrongperson1692
    @wrongperson1692 Před 5 měsíci +2

    “He will wipe away every tear from their eyes, and death shall be no more, neither shall there be mourning, nor crying, nor pain anymore, for the former things have passed away.”
    -Revelation 21:4

  • @Ludwig_Perpenhente
    @Ludwig_Perpenhente Před 2 lety +2085

    Oh No! This would be TERRIBLE for the economy!

  • @TehSkullKid
    @TehSkullKid Před 2 lety +2430

    Even if you don't take the book literally, it's still effective at getting under your skin. It's a firsthand account of the horrors of persecution told through metaphor, and the desperate hope for salvation

    • @chrissierra-5633
      @chrissierra-5633 Před 2 lety +54

      It isn't giving me any fear
      Its interesting but to me fiction
      Religion was humanity way of understanding the world in the old days but now we are beginning to understand science this Religions are disappearing.

    • @leemarshall348
      @leemarshall348 Před 2 lety +151

      @@chrissierra-5633 you had to make it Reddit

    • @Itspapacritz
      @Itspapacritz Před 2 lety

      Not desperate radical

    • @gainesharvey3900
      @gainesharvey3900 Před 2 lety +79

      @@chrissierra-5633 you should look deeper into the Bible and Christ. You start to see the truths. Jesus is truly the son of God.

    • @chrissierra-5633
      @chrissierra-5633 Před 2 lety +1

      @@gainesharvey3900 Fuck religion
      Science is the future

  • @OFFIZERANTIDUOLINGO
    @OFFIZERANTIDUOLINGO Před 7 měsíci

    Thanks for the tutorial!

  • @tagaway6173
    @tagaway6173 Před měsícem

    Excellent video!! Subscribed!
    Congratulations on Graduating 🥳👏🏼

  • @MiSambra
    @MiSambra Před 2 lety +3516

    I'm a lapsed Catholic. My uncle helped me in bible study to get comfirmed when I was younger. He described Revelations being like "a crazy acid trip"...I still agree with this conclusion.

    • @stephenmcguire9934
      @stephenmcguire9934 Před 2 lety +229

      That’s all that happened , dude tripped balls and then wrote about it

    • @herambhasabnis6949
      @herambhasabnis6949 Před 2 lety +19

      Accurate

    • @Pressplay_Media_EU
      @Pressplay_Media_EU Před 2 lety +44

      remember LSD was written in the 50's while the Bible is ancient and quite accurate in it's life facts

    • @Pressplay_Media_EU
      @Pressplay_Media_EU Před 2 lety +8

      when my friend starts transforming into a caterpiller I tend to believe the Bible over that crazy stuff lol. I sure don't do THAT anymore

    • @an6350
      @an6350 Před 2 lety +70

      yeah but shrooms cause they've been used for thousands of years

  • @lolomomario76
    @lolomomario76 Před 2 lety +525

    Gonna wait for that one comment that says "Literally watching this while the rapture is happening, hope it'll help."

  • @piterbaroi
    @piterbaroi Před 2 měsíci +4

    Next time someone says they like horror movies I'm just gonna show them biblical stories of doom...

  • @resiknoiro7506
    @resiknoiro7506 Před 4 měsíci +3

    It's kind of funny how some seals / trumpets are absolutely devastating while some don't really do anything.

  • @40jwthomas
    @40jwthomas Před 2 lety +2160

    Growing up in a Christian school, our teachers always avoided Revelations. The second coming of Christ was always talked about, especially as a joyous time. But we never discussed the truly bizarre details in this book.
    Thank you as always for your amazing content. And congratulations!

    • @opinionatortv6457
      @opinionatortv6457 Před 2 lety +201

      Well maybe they didn't want to give you nightmares as children..

    • @Malhaloc
      @Malhaloc Před 2 lety +245

      That's a common theme in American churches. They like God's love and mercy, but His Just side is a bit too mean and tends to harsh our mellow and kill our good vibes.

    • @Shaw4123
      @Shaw4123 Před 2 lety +188

      @@Malhaloc
      If the Old Testament teaches anything it’s that god can most definitely be wrathful.

    • @ryanmaclean1720
      @ryanmaclean1720 Před 2 lety +8

      we had very different expiriances then

    • @Azazantei
      @Azazantei Před 2 lety +21

      @@Shaw4123 Well i mean Old Testament wrath is just like a Meme at this point, a literal Testament on how Terrific God can be.

  • @hhgff778
    @hhgff778 Před 2 lety +368

    16:03 Just imagine, the Earth is on fire, there is no Sun, the water is poisonous, there are insects with human faces flying around, yet there are still people who are like: "hmm now seems like a good time to sell and buy stuff".

  • @believer80
    @believer80 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Congratulations on graduating! 🦋

  • @hoooman6653
    @hoooman6653 Před 4 měsíci +3

    If we think about it as metaphors of modern things it could like mountains are towers, islands are ships, and stars are planes. Because if he was looking at the future then he wouldn't know what towers, ships, or even planes were so he just called them what they were like

  • @melinaplessa9769
    @melinaplessa9769 Před 2 lety +1336

    I love the fact that I am Greek and able to understand what these writings say. It is majestic just to think over, the years these treasures have survived.

    • @StaySqueezy12
      @StaySqueezy12 Před 2 lety +57

      Has the Greek language not changed? I know early English is literally a different language from the modern counterpart and is unreadable by most.

    • @mariolis
      @mariolis Před 2 lety +58

      @@StaySqueezy12 It has , but its readable with a lot of patience and effort
      Its harder than reading the KJV for English speakers today, but you can get most of it if you speak Modern Greek fluently, and read slowly and repeatedly

    • @rias.gremoryyy
      @rias.gremoryyy Před 2 lety +7

      @@mariolis bruh u could read the greek mythology from the original surviving documents/landmarks

    • @dragooll2023
      @dragooll2023 Před 2 lety +28

      @@StaySqueezy12 That's because the english got conquered by the normans, a franco-norse people. The normans forced the french language on their subjects, and made illegal the usage of anglo-saxon in state affairs.
      The greeks had no such event.

    • @mariolis
      @mariolis Před 2 lety +3

      @@rias.gremoryyy Not really, those are in even earlier versions of the language , which makes them even harder to understand