I’ve watched that ‘handbrake’ shatter Jeremy’s rear window probably 1000 times and it is still just as funny as the first time! “It’s going to be a scorcher! - [sounds of breaking glass]” 😂😂
Shalom Philippians 1:6 Being confident of this very thing, that he which hath begun a good work in you will perform it until the day of Jesus Christ:/Inspiration+ Jesus, the word made flesh, has the highest claim to speak for God. Jesus, son of God, who suffered, died, and was buried for us, was also the mouth of God, the one who spoke to us, who, with His flesh and blood, guided us to heaven, eternal life and peace in His presence./Prayer+ Lord, guide me into Your heart. Hand over Your hand and take me, Your member in heart and spirit, and guide me into Your soul. God, take me over and enter me, into my heart and spirit. Fill me up with Your joy, presence,wisdom and love. Amen.
Hammond just won a new super fan. By immediately recognizing the risk posed by the shattered glass on road where locals walk bare feet. Humanity above anything else
Indeed, especially compared with the utter trash of the current TG....:) I watched it once when it first came out, and just seemed like Evans scampering about like an excited puppy with its tail on fire... Never watched it again.
@@Trillock-hy1cf the reason it was a success was because the hosts were in tune with their audience, they didn't try too hard to do something it was natural love and respect they had for their fans. What a team
@@challenger2031 Indeed, and although I feel sympathy for Clarkson for punching that bloke after a days filming and finding no grub available, I disagree that the soft in the head PC brigade at the BBC were wrong in their decision, which ruined a perfectly good TV show that was very popular around the world, and I bet this 'new' version of it doesn't have half the audience. Maybe in America because they have the Yank on the show.....:)
8:39 i love how they were looking at the log for the longest time trying to figure out why Jeremy stopped, until he pointed at the window and they both realized simultaneously
Hammond and May: *looks at car* “What’s wrong with it?” *Clarkson points to clearly shattered glass* Hammond and May: *processes the giant hole for 5 seconds* “Oh, lol”
So through all of the time Jeremy Clarkson has been on tv and dvds...the total amount of time he has "fixed" anything has added up to about ten minutes...greeeeaaaatttt
9:30 the most impressive survival feat of that toyota hilux, more impressive than surviving being on top of a building that was demolished or drowning under the tide, is the fact that it survived Clarkson.
I love how it was a running joke that he hates manual labour and now runs a farm 😂
Yea pretty cool haha
That’s what happens when you get sacked
@@leobuckey something called grand tour which started as soon as he left
@@leobuckey he was technically not sacked
he's had a farm for years right? got paid to not grow anything on it
The fact that he made the spark plug work with wood, a piece of concrete, and a glove. This man’s creativity knows no limits
It's almost frightening
It generates gravity
It was a Miata. You’re legally required to have Jeremy clarkson’s ingenuity in order to fix it
You can almost hear "it", if you listen closely enough...
JB Weld works too.
“Shoo in Welsh”
Jeremy Clarkson ladies and gentlemen.
The world’s most intelligent man.
His genius is almost frightening
I'm Welsh but I can't speak Welsh😂
@@ciaranMartin06 google the Welsh Not and about how we've been suppressed due to our language and you'll know why.
Cameron Birt stop crying
Specifying things is for losers
“I’ve trod on my spectacles” might be the most British sentence I’ve ever heard
69th like
I trod on my spectacles, not I’ve.
We do our best, what what
For me that goes to Clarkson referring to a river as "a motorway for water lorries"
nah, that'll be James saying "Crickey, it's the rozzers"
I’ve watched that ‘handbrake’ shatter Jeremy’s rear window probably 1000 times and it is still just as funny as the first time! “It’s going to be a scorcher! - [sounds of breaking glass]” 😂😂
I was waiting for that to happen.
I could watch all the old episodes and still laugh 🤣👍
I was physically in pain the first time I saw that because I was laughing so hard.
The best edit will always be "My genius is-well sometimes it's frightening" followed immediately by the breaking of the window
It's the moment when Hammond and May work it out for me 😂
You've got to love his persistance
Dont tell ma what 2 do
STEWpidd!
I believe you mean genius
It tastes like car polish
Absolutely.
"James, can I borrow your van?"
Sometimes Jeremy's genius is almost frightening...
It generates gravity
It's now so vast it has it's own atmosphere.
Shalom
Philippians 1:6 Being confident of this very thing, that he which hath begun a good work in you will perform it until the day of Jesus Christ:/Inspiration+ Jesus, the word made flesh, has the highest claim to speak for God. Jesus, son of God, who suffered, died, and was buried for us, was also the mouth of God, the one who spoke to us, who, with His flesh and blood, guided us to heaven, eternal life and peace in His presence./Prayer+ Lord, guide me into Your heart. Hand over Your hand and take me, Your member in heart and spirit, and guide me into Your soul. God, take me over and enter me, into my heart and spirit. Fill me up with Your joy, presence,wisdom and love. Amen.
“What else is electrical in here?”
*Not the exhaust manifold*
That line always cracks me up for some reason.
I thought they said “not the exhaust by default “😂
@@Mark75yt HOW?!?!🤣🤣🤣
Tired engineer idk that just what I always thoughts they said😂
Give the Germans time, there will be an electronic exhaust manifold.
Normal people: Uses a wrench to remove something
500 IQ: “James, can I borrow your van?”
i diedddd
Ha ha
Imagine if top gear failed and you are going to a mot garage and Jeremy Clarkson worked there.
iBlewupthemoon yes
{Name Deleted} .... yes that’d be good and good.
Toyota Pick-ups: Once working, you can't break them. Once burning, you can't extinguish them.
Land Rover: once broken, cant ever be fixed
@@hybridAbsol but it can be bodged into moving both forward and back once again
@@brodieclamp5090 i wont bother with it
What do Toyota hyluxes and electric cars have in common.
When they set on fire they never go out
@@jacobwhite9961 you did not even spell “hyluxes” right it is hilux’s
"Shoo in Welsh". Funniest f*cking thing i've heard all day, lol.
The scope of his engineering genius literally knows no bounds
Hammond and Mays reaction when they saw the window... amazing
They look at it for a second, look at clarkson, back at the window and just lose it
“Hammers have their uses. I can think of one right now.” 😆
8:53 “Ssssssstupidest idea in history” 😂
Jeremy is like a dad who just hits something and for some reason it works better.
The correct term is "Percussive Maintainance". 😉
reminds me of when I was a kid if a game I was playing on the PS2 froze then hitting the top of the PS2 unfroze the game.
Meet the Engineer
"how would you like to be a petrol filler cap" LMFAO that had me
its so oddly specific
7:01 best moment " shoooo......shoo in welsh xD
Jeremy is like the special child that gets all the love.
8:26 - 😆 when the dust blew past him.
Hammond just won a new super fan. By immediately recognizing the risk posed by the shattered glass on road where locals walk bare feet. Humanity above anything else
I'm pretty sure it was something they had been briefed on, and he was just reminding them.
@@Elidan1012 best way to spoil the honors😂😂, you are right.
Razor ramzan at least he remembered to remind them😂
@@ethanrodway4797 sure thing.
Habari gani
Jeremy is the king of working three times harder than the work was itself avoiding the work.
Give a lazy men the hardest job, because he’ll find the easiest way to do it.
0:56
Easy: yes, but not properly.
@@martinwulf7251 if you don’t care about it, it doesn’t have to look properly.
Well your prime ministering has worked out well for you then, hasn’t it?
Hammond won though lol.
@@michalkluka6527 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love how Top Gear/Grand Tour compilations have become their own CZcams category lately.
I’m surprised that James, the one obsessed with doing things properly, was the one to come up with wearing the spectacles upside-down.
Practical solution! James at his best.
His genius truly is frightening.
'Right that's got it'
"Lights again"
6:19
"That gives some time on our own, which is nice"
Hammond's face: oh no
James said something similar in the race against the Mclaren Mercedes whilst they were on the ferry
JEFFREY BERRY also on their caravan holiday James said “I like it, it’s romantic” while he and Richard were technically sharing the same bed
Gets PTSD from the London to Oslo race
I think it was a running gag James would make relationship comments when they were together
No other trio can make top gear what it is unlike these guys. They are a match made in heaven. ♥️
Indeed, especially compared with the utter trash of the current TG....:)
I watched it once when it first came out, and just seemed like Evans scampering about like an excited puppy with its tail on fire...
Never watched it again.
@@Trillock-hy1cf the reason it was a success was because the hosts were in tune with their audience, they didn't try too hard to do something it was natural love and respect they had for their fans. What a team
@@challenger2031
Indeed, and although I feel sympathy for Clarkson for punching that bloke after a days filming and finding no grub available, I disagree that the soft in the head PC brigade at the BBC were wrong in their decision, which ruined a perfectly good TV show that was very popular around the world, and I bet this 'new' version of it doesn't have half the audience. Maybe in America because they have the Yank on the show.....:)
It's actually hurting to see that Rolls Royce being ruined🤣
i agree with you
Just be glad then that you didn’t watch what he did to the Rolls afterwards. 😆
Not really.
He made of it a ceremonial offering to Keith Moon.
Well considering he drove it into a swimming pool, i'm fairly sure that ruined the car more than shoddy body work repair
@8:40 when James and Richard come to see what happened those few seconds of awkward silence just makes the clip even more funny...
JC - What else is electrical.
JM + RH - Not the exhaust manifold
Gets me every time.
What else is electric in here? “Not the exhaust manifold”
That’s still my favourite moment! 🤭😆
I love how long it took for Hammond and May to see the shattered rear window. It was hilarious
I love how hammond just busts into laughter once he realizes what happened.
That van episode was one of the best along with the truck caravan and ambulance one
“Most glorious and upright person of genius”
The scene where Clarkson trys to extinguish his toyota always cracks me up
The log going through the back window was my all time favourite
When the biggest hammer won't fix the problem, it's electrical.
Jezz’ll fix it.
That can't be good
Jezza'll fix more like
He enjoys tinkering with 14 year old cars.
With a hammer
"Not the exhaust manifold"
07:16 genius so powerful he can park on a hill without a handbrake in order to deploy and then demonstrate his handbrake...
No one:
Clarkson: “only Americans would make car wax that you can eat’
I love when james and hammond clue in on the broken window
Sometimes my genius is... I t s a l m o s t f r I g h t n i n g .
8:39 i love how they were looking at the log for the longest time trying to figure out why Jeremy stopped, until he pointed at the window and they both realized simultaneously
"How would you like to be a petrol filler cap?" Sounds like something you'd say to a fluffy off fluffy community
?
Brainz ? That Car was Ed Gein’s Land Rover.
7:52 don't mind me just adding a personal timestamp
Hammond and May: *looks at car*
“What’s wrong with it?”
*Clarkson points to clearly shattered glass*
Hammond and May: *processes the giant hole for 5 seconds*
“Oh, lol”
The video should of been called Jeremy and his sophisticated tool kit 😂
Clarkson makes that garage look like it was meant for dolls. . .
I remember the first time i heard "shoo in welsch". Laughed very, very hard at that
Only Jeremy could have a life changing moment after fixing a brake light.
So through all of the time Jeremy Clarkson has been on tv and dvds...the total amount of time he has "fixed" anything has added up to about ten minutes...greeeeaaaatttt
Jeremy's 5 most infamous words.. *"how hard can it be?"*
That burning Toyota was so funny ^^
I forgot he actually ate a car wax. Good lord Jezza.
Jeremy : sometimes my genius generates gravity
Only Jeremy would taste car polish
"oh... tastes of car polish"
This could be a question in a quiz: "What can you fix with concrete, a piece of wood and a glove?"
Shoo in Welsh
9:30 the most impressive survival feat of that toyota hilux, more impressive than surviving being on top of a building that was demolished or drowning under the tide, is the fact that it survived Clarkson.
May and Hammond have too many "romantic dinners" with eachother 🤣
8:40 Love the way they both look up in unison, with that slight pause between "what the hell are you on about?" and "you utter pillock"
James and Hammond: Tools
Jeremy: H A M M E R
5:38 & without a hammer in sight
i hate it when a handbrake breaks an Hotel
9:14 "after cleaning up my mess, we carried on through more CAR"
That concrete , a piece of wood and a glove worked. Its good
😂 he was so proud of that log handbreak start
That second it took them to realize what had happened to the back window...priceless
5:40 Me whenever I think the only way to fix what I wrote in pen is to just write over it.
Jeremy is the one guy which is getting all the hard work, to find out the easiest way doing it xD
love these guys!
The clash bankrobber at 5:47
Sometimes my genius is... it’s almost frightening.
5:41 when you fix something for the 1st time and it works
British citizenship test:
"What else is electrical in here?"
"Not the exhaust manifold"
I am a engineer, this is some good shit
Sometimes i am astounded by Clarksons Genius
I MENDED SOMETHING!
🤣@8:40 "the moment they realized" best part!
His genius knows no bounds
7:35 lmfao that smug face.
“Shoo in welsh” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh the subtle sarcasm there, " Only the Americans would invent a car polish that you can eat" 😂😂😂
'Sometimes, if you listen very carefully, you can hear my genius.'
--an oaf
Respect to Hammond and the lads picking up the glass bit by bit for locals. A lot of ignorant people out there that’d drive off
A Car Polish that you can eat? Sounds a lot better than 90% from the complete English Kitchen. LOL, Kind Regards from Vienna, Austria, Chris.
New drinking game; take a shot every time Jeremy "fixes" something with a hammer.
“Taste like car polish” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sometimes my genius, it’s almost frightening
Shuuu in welsh 😂😂😂😂
"Shoo in Welsh" 😂😂😂😂
I remember thinking Jeremy was actually some sort of secret genius when I first started watching top gear cause he has a “doctorate” lmao
Quoth the Hammster: "your doctorate isn't real, it just arrived in the post one morning!"
"what else is electrical in here?"
"Not the exhaust manifold"
Does this mean he’s only done 10 Minutes of mending things?
we'll never know if james just turned a dog into a petrol filler cap
He didn't, because it was problably the same dog who ate half of Jezza's car
fixing things with Jeremy Clarkson:
WHOOAA STOP! HAMMER TIME!