My name is Giovanni Giorgio but everybody calls me Giorgio
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- čas přidán 25. 10. 2021
- Giorgio
0:30 for those who like it short
Giovanni Giorgio Meme Playlist:
• My Name Is Giovanni Gi...
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Original Video: • Video
Music: Daft Punk - Giorgio by Moroder
He turned that crowbar into a walking cane real quick.
To Quote General ZOD "The Instrument of Damnation became our Salvation".
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Lmao 🤣🤣
Damn the gate was guarding the house better than the dog😂.
Plot twist: the dog is a psychic and it already foresee that the gate shall smother the burglar
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Aw man don't do the dog like that
Everyone needs that fuc... G door
This is why most houses have doors but not each one has a dog.
The whole time I was expecting the dog to bite him.
Yeah, the dog was useless 😂
Even the dog felt sorry for him..
@@vaultboy8977 thedog was trained in special forces.... but the thiief didnt really enter the house
@@darkmistico yeh the owner could have been falsly accused
The 🐕 knew that the gate will do the job.
Breaks the gate.
Hidden Achievement unlocked.
Break a leg.
😂
Ha ha ha ha ha...
LOL
Ehahahahahaaaaaa
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Lol the dog even felt sorry for him
Right?
“…you ok man?.. can’t even attack you now.”
Dog went from guard mode to confused when the gate fell on him. "Sir, are you okay? Let me go get my owner"
@@jensing6889 i just got my appendix removed, and you made me laugh so harddddd
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@Ghen Isya should have taken a house goose, they are really nasty beasts to any intruder. Loud and really angry.
I like how he left evidence.
@@DaveKavalLV aaaaaahahahahahahaa! 😂 🤣
I like how he just left. 😂 With an injury he deserved.
@@tachiebillano6244 I just hope he lived super far away! 😂 🤣 Just limping his sorry @ss all the way home crowbar in hand! 😁😁
He broke his leg.. crap
This is a normal day here in Brazil
Guy: *Uses his 100 Years knowledge to open gate.*
Gate: *Fine, then let me do it myself.*
damn gate just used UNO reverse card on this guy
100 years knowledge to open a gate
1 year installing a door
= this masterpiece 😆😆😆
The guy does not even look a hundred years old.
U mean destroying his whole career
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The thief will probably return with his lawyer and Sue the homeowner for his injury
Only if it was in the US dude.
@@Pasan34 shit really is possible? Damn.
@@0x-X-x0 no one care about india, but okay .
This is hilarious😂🤣😂🤣😂 im dying of laughter😂🤣🤣
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The guy who designed this gate deserves a promotion. And a Giorgio award.
Poorly made, but with attempted robbery instant revenge feature.
In America you could sue and win
you joke, but that gate could be the only thing stopping people from getting inside you.
@@eggmeister6641 "getting inside you" ...
Looks like Giorgio broke his leg.
Oh yes he did !
Scary
Don't worry, he'll be fine.
If it's not broke he has ligament damage, and tendon damage on a serious scale.
That looks painful
That's what I call a watchdog! The dog watched from the beginning till the end!
underrated comment
I'm no doctor, but I am pretty sure that there is no sideways motion joint between the knee and the ankle.
I'm a doctor and I'll confirm that you are correct 😉
Well ,Giorgio is build like that !
hahaha😂
@@harki804 awesome Giorgio, right ?
Ugh... The pain is over 10k
Guard Dog: "ehh... this one sorted itself out."
XD
I live this comment
No sweat Sire
Plot twist: Giorgio is the fence not the man.
yeah
BEST COMMENT!
Yeah thats the joke
@@vlcallmeprince-x6032 obliviously stating the obvious is quite fashionable
@@corbeau-_- seems like that’s every comment nowadays from kids.
“How is nobody talking about !!” When everyone is talking about that.
That's literally breaking into the house meaning
he literally broke out of the house dude
😂😂😂 in deed!
He’s also trying to break outta jail, lol
XD
The most effective gate is not always the most solid one 😎
Well said
Little did people know the gate is Giorgio not the robber.
Thief : trying to break-open the gate
Dog : offf:what a fool 😆
Maybe the dog knew that the gate was already loose and could be unhinged easily... (might have seen owner in the same problem)
So he just chilled around, laughing inside about the mess the thief is about to get himself into... 🤣🤣🤣
The real thief is the one who installed that gate... what a shoddy work!
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They say revenge is a dish best served cold, but i love it when karma is served hot and on the spot. It's just absolutely soothing, like a nice hot cup of cocoa on a cold windy winter night
Lol, I like how he came with a crowbar to break through a gate but walked away using it as a cane instead.
Sounds like something straight out of a cartoon
*I like how the Gate used Slam attack and tripping attack. The guy got 3x combo'ed with a head shot on pole.*
Dog did Splash.
Respect to the dog for following the social distancing rules.
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Never go full Giorgio.
Here before it gets big ha
🤣🤣🤣
@@joxanfuentes965 me after u
I'm surprised the gate broke his ankle. Must've been hella heavy
it was more that when it hit him in the back of both legs it made him lose his balance especially after being bonked on the head, in which losing his balance made him fall, onto the gate, on his leg, snap goes the ankle lol. it wasny necessarily the weight of the gate that broke it, but the way he fell afterwards.
after the dog seen the intruder get his foot broke by the gate, the dog knew he has done a good job 😂
At least something broke
Broke his leg thats great 🤣
He didn't realise how much the impact of the gate would be. But his name is Giovanni Giorgio but everybody calls him Giorgio.
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The impact is the sound of the future
Maybe the dog knew that the gate was already loose and could be unhinged easily... (might have seen owner in the same problem)
So he just chilled around, laughing inside about the mess the thief is about to get himself into... 🤣🤣🤣
Security gate works perfectly👍
Dang! He broke his leg! Also, is this a longer version of Giorgio’s talking voice?
no? the original intro audio for the Giovanni Giorgio track is like 1:30 or so long. or more. its depicting his early life of basically living in his car to make a living making music hopping from bar to bar making music from all the different eras
"These are half pinned barrel hinges...with proper leverage and proper application of strength the door will lift free"
- Will Turner, Pirates of the Carribean
The Dog: Should i do something or...?
The guy: *gets hit by the gate*
The Dog: Ok nevermind.
instant karma...
He worked so hard to open it but after it's opened he ran away 😂
Yeah, he was not running.. haha too much pain to get his shoe.
He’s going to get a new ankle. Don’t worry he’ll be back🤣
@@DOLFUS hope so too, need more giorgio memes
Burglar's leg: breaks
Dog: is that bone for me?
This interview with Giorgio opened new perspectives
I am waiting for the dog to be Giovanni Giorgio, but actually, it is the door.
Dog was like gate will do the job why I even bark
Damn! He did the stanky leg. That right leg fucking snapped for sure 💀😭
He just made it 100x worse by trying to walk on it. That is an injury that is hard to recover from fully. Rest in pieces bone
Police surely caught him
The noise of the fate falling would attract attention. He had to GTFOH
'Breaking Bad'
I refuse to call that man Giorgio. 🤦♂️.
Not gonna lie they had us in the first half.
I was expecting the dog to bite.
Who needs an attack dog, when you've got an attack gate! :) Your pupper can just be a happy fellow instead -wag wag -
You know you’re having a tough day when the gate kicks your ass while the dog watches.
I think he broke his ankle pretty bad! That iron gate looked heavy as hell. Besides hitting his head pretty bad, I wouldn't wat that heavy ass gate to go crushing on my foot!!! The dog just looked genuinely curious and a bit amused, too, I think.
Atleast at de end he knew how to use wat he brought along with him
Even after watching the dog thief was ready to break in. Seems both were hand in glove.
Ouch! He put the 'break' into break & entering.
hi
The only reason that dog was calm, he held is laughter for later 😆😆😆
After years of research, we made a ground-to-ground door launcher.
Now no thief shall get away with their limbs intact
he wanted to break in to the house, but the house ended up breaking him.
The dog will later brag to the owner, how he defended the property with great courage and power.
That's a broken ankle.
awww, he rescued the dog
Who else here thought the dog 🐕 was going to be a badass hero! 🙋🤦 😹
I did
The dog knew the theif was a Giorgio and didn't bother to react .
I knew I shouldn't have hired that burglar from the Home Alone movies..
Luxación de tobillo grado 3 por eso desistió en completar el robo. Al menos llevaba la barra de metal que al final sirvió de bastón improvisado. 🤣
El bastón improvisado fue lo mejor jajaja
Aunque pensé que saldría arrastrándose XD
Espera un momento. Qué hace una cuenta con nombre en ruso dejando un comentario en español en un video con titulo en inglés? Jajaja
@@lgsus2438 cuenta con nombre ruso, dejando comentario en español en un vídeo con título en inglés y dando un diagnóstico de ortopedia. 😐 Y haciendo un chiste enseguida del diagnóstico. 😅
Creo que eres el primero que se da cuenta que mi nombre está en ruso desde que cree está cuenta. Dejó comentarios en español la mayoría del tiempo y nadie se había dado cuenta de mi nombre. Bueno, sí, una persona hace un año. Pero han sido las únicas. Saludos.
It's amazing how these things happen as soon as this Giorgio guy finishes talking, it's as if God is trying to tell us something.
0:41 he "broke a leg" at the gate breaking event
Tried to break into the house,
Ended up breaking his leg 😂
ouch
When you get more than what you're begging for
That dog is smart af: „Why bother when that loser is clearly going to do my job all by himself?“
Dog was like "what the hooman doin?"
The dog's like ,"He's already suffered enough. If I bite him we might get sued anyway.."
The door fought back
dog was like nope, gate broken not my fault, i better get away from here.
I liked he didn't left his stick behind
Probably the most satisfying video on the internet.
Dog: "mate, I know I'm supposed to bite you now, but it's okay man, you can you"
This happened in Vietnam and that dude with broken leg is a burglar
The lyrics matched the incident.
finally someone noticed!
He didn't realise how much the impact would be.
That's gonna hurt tomorrow...
Talk about having a bad day.
El ladrón : voy a abrír este pinche portón😎
El portón : voy a prodecer a la caíción 🥵 😎
He didn’t realise how much the impact would be.
Till the last moment I'd been thinking it was a superconfident intruder going to be arse-bitten-kicked by seemingly friendly dog. Nah!
His right foot, damn
Somehow that video was very satisfying😆
Damn.. the karma really hit him real quick like just seconds.
Home guys ankle snapped like it was made of whatever material is holding the fence together.
*Dog: Gate, you got this*
Es buenísimo el video!! 👏👏👏
Esguince del 14 que se ha llevao el tío!
That's nasty... he broke his shin bone.
same thing happened to us while retrieving a football as kids, 'cus property damage and breaking in are more acceptable than ringing the bell and apologizing 😅
When the gate hit him he knew how hard the impact would be.
That dog didn't get close cause he knew that door gonna fall.
That right ankle, was at a right angle
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
> "Just waitz, I'll bite you when zuu go over the line"
> "Oh you failedz, go home huuuman"
When he starts introducing himself you know sh*ts about to go down you run the other way.
The dog already had it clear, that's why it did not alarm
Dog is a man's best friend indeed ,he didn't chase him
Lucky the camera was there. Now no one will blame the dog
The dog said this is not even worth my time.
The dog; ok I won’t even bother. Wait for it !!