The Complete Guide to being a Boat Captain ! (Chit Show)

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  • @rowanwhitewolf5712
    @rowanwhitewolf5712 Před rokem +4

    Absolutely the BEST CHIT SHOW on You Tube!!! Rock on Alfred, we love ya bro!!!!!

  • @MarkH10
    @MarkH10 Před rokem +2

    That guy in the pink shirt. That's Donald, the local legend. A comedic genius.
    He wears neon just to show off and perform while landing. Makes his day.

  • @pauljoseph8338
    @pauljoseph8338 Před 2 lety +40

    Alfred is a national treasure. Cuba’s loss, America’s gain. We love you, Alfred!!!

  • @loucollazo4931
    @loucollazo4931 Před 2 měsíci +1

    ". . . they're going to use him as a ramp" made me spit my coffee out

  • @pete6724
    @pete6724 Před rokem +9

    I think everyone should have a course to operate any boat like a driving test for cars so they know how to operate a boat.

    • @larrycarr6545
      @larrycarr6545 Před rokem

      They don’t a freakin clue about boats. It’s like giving a 3 year old the keys to a race car. No knot knowledge, no brains and too much money! There should be a law against these dip stick drivers.

    • @andrewlong6825
      @andrewlong6825 Před 5 měsíci +1

      In some states, you have to.

  • @theangrybass3389
    @theangrybass3389 Před 2 lety +9

    “Wait for it” … 😂 Alfred, I want a T Shirt that says that

    • @davemetz7368
      @davemetz7368 Před 2 lety +2

      I'd love to have one. Alfred should Trademark the phrase !!

  • @johnvalentino1698
    @johnvalentino1698 Před 2 lety +122

    Alfred I think there needs to be tighter restrictions on boating! I’d say 60 % of those maniacs should not be allowed to even play with boats in a bathtub !

    • @largol33t1
      @largol33t1 Před 2 lety +14

      There have been proposals to license boaters but the idea gets struck down in office every time. It doesn't bother me as most of these "credit card captains" probably don't even know what a trim tab is or which side is port and starboard...

    • @Ray56z
      @Ray56z Před 2 lety +16

      Don't worry, all these free money and rent moratorium boaters will eventually get tired of working so hard to have fun, these boats will be on the market at decent prices.

    • @dmacarthur5356
      @dmacarthur5356 Před 2 lety +8

      @@largol33t1 Credit Card Captains! lol, stealing that one

    • @wlombardo31
      @wlombardo31 Před rokem +3

      If there were restrictions than there would be no chit show.. as long as they are insured kickback and be entertained. Most expensive live show you can watch with out spending your own money...

    • @phoenixmistertwo8815
      @phoenixmistertwo8815 Před rokem

      Imagine being a good and smart boater waiting on all these dummies to practice at a public dock and screw other peoples lives up due to their own inability to learn the basics of backing up with a trailor or stabilizing the boat in prep for loading.
      As entertaining as it is to watch in the comfort of my home, in reality they mess things up for all the locals much like spring breakers do when they come into town for a weekend party and trash the area with debauchery and crime.

  • @otway00
    @otway00 Před rokem +2

    Use to run a marinna years ago. Most dangerous thing I heard on a daily basis was people telling me that they had been sailing all their life

  • @CaptTetanus
    @CaptTetanus Před rokem +2

    I gagged when that Bayliner Trophy ripped across those poor dude’s outboard motors. This should be in the description that this is how not to be a captain! Thank you for the morning material bud!

  • @christopherjohnson1895
    @christopherjohnson1895 Před 2 lety +19

    Thank you for the amazing content !! I have 22 years experience as a commercial Merchant Mariner so for me it’s so hard to watch but I can’t stop. Thanks for the great work !

  • @nickzlb77
    @nickzlb77 Před rokem +1

    The guy in the bayliner definitely one of the more impressive ones

  • @keithmoran2588
    @keithmoran2588 Před 2 lety +5

    How could you not love this guy he's great😂😆🤣💯😎🙌💙

  • @marksiegfried2757
    @marksiegfried2757 Před rokem +9

    I love all of the people just sitting on the bank in the grass...chairs, coolers, hanging out and just watching shit go down! That would be me...freakin' awesome!! LMAO

  • @l-train2098
    @l-train2098 Před 2 lety +13

    I love this show, I’ve never seen so many inexperienced boat owners. Hair pin throttling. Love your commentary, love the locals you feature with all their awesomeness. I was in an crazy car accident and this show got me through the bad times. Aloha from Hawaii. Lol🤙🏾

  • @michaelconklin4533
    @michaelconklin4533 Před 2 lety +1

    Spectators come out for the lawn seats. So funny.

  • @revelationakagoldeneagle8045

    President? Wait For It ☺️😂
    Great clips...

  • @nickp5356
    @nickp5356 Před 2 lety +2

    Love how the operators try to play it off while looking around in disbelief like "nobody saw that right?" "My finger slipped."

  • @georgegiannojas5651
    @georgegiannojas5651 Před 2 lety +2

    senior citizen special, today.

  • @douglasstreet7304
    @douglasstreet7304 Před 2 lety +1

    I ADORE these boaters. "I have money, I'm a boat captain"

  • @donavoneuton9643
    @donavoneuton9643 Před rokem +1

    Shout to the view up front doing 35 knots, that was cool.

  • @kamlog
    @kamlog Před 2 lety +3

    Thanks Alfred. The jerk of the year competition made my day.

  • @phil7202
    @phil7202 Před 2 lety +23

    Alfred great stuff, but I have to say it's amazing how many people don't know how to handle a boat, WAAAAIT FOR IT!!!!

    • @elcajondavid1
      @elcajondavid1 Před 2 lety +1

      I think people get impatient and then it leads to panic.

    • @TundraTalk76
      @TundraTalk76 Před 2 lety +2

      We all have OH CRAP moments in boating, but I simply recalibrate my approach and restart if needed. 99% of the time non issues at all

    • @Dakota-dh3dr
      @Dakota-dh3dr Před 2 lety +2

      My favorite is when people put in neutral and still try to turn or blow out reverse instantly

    • @TundraTalk76
      @TundraTalk76 Před 2 lety +1

      Haha,I see that every season 😎

    • @largol33t1
      @largol33t1 Před 2 lety +1

      3:54 - and I wonder if the two guys in the black Cobalt simply enjoyed getting dunked over and over. They got sloshed and didn't leave the deck area! Then got sloshed again! 😂

  • @Arian0027
    @Arian0027 Před 2 lety +3

    Omg. Pink shirt 👚 I’ve never laughed so hard in my life 🤣🤣🤣

    • @barowt
      @barowt Před 2 lety +1

      My Mom used to dress me in pink button up shirts in Kindergarten, First, and Second grade... Nothing wrong with it, just back in my day, I got "bullied" over it..

  • @stevelaffan7307
    @stevelaffan7307 Před 2 lety +2

    That was crazy, the first clip.

  • @waltertx.6020
    @waltertx.6020 Před 2 lety +9

    Alfred, that was a real CHIT SHOW today
    my friend...
    Several of those people had a loosey-goosey throttle! Haha that was a fun one.
    Great job Alfred! 👍👏👏✌️

  • @judyrutkowski5315
    @judyrutkowski5315 Před rokem +2

    Alfred I love your videos at the boat dock, they are hilarious. Thanks for the laughs.

  • @709badwolf
    @709badwolf Před 2 lety +2

    fun n lively video!
    😁😅😂🤣👍

  • @american_citizen9169
    @american_citizen9169 Před rokem +1

    Alfred, omg dude, I laughed so hard on this one.. good stuff, man!

  • @tauvikrajawalichanel9133
    @tauvikrajawalichanel9133 Před 2 lety +2

    Wow...... Nice Vidio 👌👌

  • @davidhumphries9182
    @davidhumphries9182 Před 2 lety +1

    great job bring back some of theses videos what a blast seeing this drinking coffee and watching this on a Sunday is fun

  • @anthonydecesare2054
    @anthonydecesare2054 Před 2 lety +2

    Fredricco is like ……….hmmmm……..lunch is served!

    • @waltertx.6020
      @waltertx.6020 Před 2 lety +1

      🐊 Fred: "where's lunch!"
      😋😂🤣

    • @keithscudder7136
      @keithscudder7136 Před rokem +1

      You brought up a good question, what sex is Fred ? Is it Frederica by chance ?

  • @Radiodaze1073
    @Radiodaze1073 Před 9 dny

    I gotta admit. Once you’re out there it looks like a blast. Nothing in front of you but open ocean.

  • @turnbank3492
    @turnbank3492 Před 2 lety +2

    Never a dull moment hear. Thank you for the show

  • @kazee502
    @kazee502 Před 2 lety +1

    very very strong start to the chit show in this video

  • @lennewallace2596
    @lennewallace2596 Před 2 lety +3

    Such precious moments

  • @lionelterrebonne8635
    @lionelterrebonne8635 Před 2 lety +2

    Talk about
    More Money than Sense
    Unbelievable, keep bringing us them videos tks

  • @harrineher1545
    @harrineher1545 Před 2 lety +1

    I don't know how people own boats and drive them. I have seen it all too. one man Forgot to untie the boat from the trailer was my favourite. Driving around with the boat in the lake and a trailer underneath of it.

  • @ericneumann8509
    @ericneumann8509 Před 2 lety +2

    It's kind of like the Best of; O no, Anything but this!

  • @benbradley5923
    @benbradley5923 Před 23 dny

    Blows my mind! Busting up these high dollar boats!

  • @Sortna
    @Sortna Před 2 lety +1

    I expected something else with that title. I was not disappointed.

  • @EXPIOWA
    @EXPIOWA Před 2 lety +1

    Pink shirt guy is a gladiator. 😆

  • @ernestjean7483
    @ernestjean7483 Před 2 lety +1

    King! Always makes my day! Thank you.

  • @PetClipdog
    @PetClipdog Před 2 lety +1

    Alfred it was the BEST VIDEO I see. It was GOOD You make a Collection of the best moments!!!

  • @ngml320
    @ngml320 Před 2 lety +2

    Chit show out of control.

  • @giancarlomoscetti215
    @giancarlomoscetti215 Před 2 lety +1

    seriously one of THE best episodes ever!

  • @monalisasmiles3105
    @monalisasmiles3105 Před 2 lety +4

    oh lawdyyy... u make me laugh so much.. while i never want any harm r injuries 2 the ppl involved i think ur vids r so entertainin'... ifn i keep watchin' 'em i'm afraid i'm gonna have 2 start wearin' a catheter ...mercy so much laughter.. i dunno ifn i git a bigger kick outa wuts happenin' in the camera r ur commentary.. u crack me up 🤣... stay safe & healthy... take care... ♪♫♪

  • @davidford8122
    @davidford8122 Před 2 lety +6

    I've subscribed! I haven't laughed so hard for a long time. I'm no expert at the dock but FFS these are good.

  • @stanpen4127
    @stanpen4127 Před 2 lety +1

    Guy in pink shirt trying to either get in get out or take a swim to meet the crock!
    LMAO

  • @EveryoneIsFightingSomeBattle

    It does my heart good to see that you included a clip of the one.....the only.....Captain Eli

  • @Polux721
    @Polux721 Před 2 lety +1

    People on the grass watching the "Chit show" best entertainment around LOL keep it up...acere!!

  • @gregorysrock2321
    @gregorysrock2321 Před 2 lety +2

    WEEEEEELLLCOOOMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE TO THE CHIT SHOOOOWWWWWWW!

  • @jimjack162
    @jimjack162 Před 2 lety +1

    I've helped many boaters launched & docking ..love the chit show... Wait for it 👍

  • @jimmypayne178
    @jimmypayne178 Před 2 lety +1

    Greatest show on earth

  • @dalwilson4511
    @dalwilson4511 Před 2 lety +2

    Freeking funny bro! Wow

  • @Halcyon1861
    @Halcyon1861 Před rokem +1

    People have chairs just hanging out and waiting for it

  • @jebster8108
    @jebster8108 Před 2 lety +2

    Didn't we see that crazy dude already?

  • @mikeyd.234
    @mikeyd.234 Před 2 lety +2

    Oldies but goodies! The KING OF HAULOVER, the BRONCO BUSTIN’ GURU - ALFRED MONTANER does it again! Amazingness! 👍🏼

  • @bkwwilkes
    @bkwwilkes Před 2 lety +1

    I see all of the people on land watching the show LOL

  • @lemaher
    @lemaher Před 2 lety +3

    Oh my gosh Alfred!!! I'm so glad I watched a few videos because now I get it Bro! Living in Michigan, I'm not sure I'll ever make it to the Chit Show but I want too!! For those saying he likes the sound of his own voice... ABSOLUTELY HE DOES!! Thats the point! WAIT FOR IT!! LONG LIVE THE CHIT SHOW!!

  • @tonychavez2083
    @tonychavez2083 Před 2 lety +1

    this should be a "greatest hits chit show" i missed this one 5 months ago....

  • @happycampers3123
    @happycampers3123 Před 2 lety +1

    HELLO FROM JAY MAINE!! IT'S 26°HERE AND ENJOY THIS PARK BENCH THAT YOU SHOW US ON THE CHIT SHOW!! THANK YOU ALFRED,!!

  • @mikejones4432
    @mikejones4432 Před 4 měsíci

    Everyone should be required to attend a one week class maybe two for others, on operating a boat and learning the rules of the road before being able to purchase one. The fact that numerous operators "gun it" unnecessarily, especially when docking, is crazy. Slow and smooth never fails.

  • @archieberger8696
    @archieberger8696 Před 2 lety +3

    Who's driving the boats, Stevie Wonder?

    • @timdowney6721
      @timdowney6721 Před měsícem

      Yep. Ray Charles is the on-duty lookout.

  • @Mr1991havoc
    @Mr1991havoc Před rokem

    I got a rabbit in my ear telling me to smoke crack 😂😂😂 AL I’m dead ☠️☠️☠️

  • @capt_perez
    @capt_perez Před 2 lety +1

    Yes one of the best videos yet 😂😂😂😂

  • @frednaesse2261
    @frednaesse2261 Před 2 lety +2

    Great compilation

  • @laineboyd1249
    @laineboyd1249 Před 2 lety +1

    Welcome to the Chit Show 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣The Homboys in the water 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Curt_T
    @Curt_T Před 2 lety +2

    Thanks Alfred

  • @rexxx927
    @rexxx927 Před 2 lety +1

    throttle jockey's are out today this is one of your best Alfred!

  • @andrewedwards477
    @andrewedwards477 Před rokem +1

    Looks like you are having a great time Alfred Montaner lol. Keep the videos coming

  • @virginiainla8085
    @virginiainla8085 Před 2 lety +2

    Looove Blackpoint! Thanks, Alfred!

  • @JohnDoe-eq6ps
    @JohnDoe-eq6ps Před 11 měsíci

    amazing compilation

  • @rona-husky9019
    @rona-husky9019 Před 2 lety +2

    Bro that was a whole pile of chit bunched together , amazing 👍👍😎😎

  • @l33roygunz
    @l33roygunz Před 2 lety +2

    Thank you , Sir

  • @thomasfraioli5797
    @thomasfraioli5797 Před 2 lety +1

    Alfred today was so funny I could not stop laughing

  • @owensweetland342
    @owensweetland342 Před rokem +1

    The guy flipping out will be in church next week.

  • @IbrahimHyderiGoth
    @IbrahimHyderiGoth Před 2 lety +1

    love that kind of video thanks for sharing

  • @collinmc90
    @collinmc90 Před 2 lety +13

    holy shit man. Boat launches are amazing. I'll never forget being a kid and watching all the drunk adults fighting at the boat ramp lmao. Glad to see things are still the same. Do people just buy a boat and never learn how to drive it? It's actually really simple, just a few simple tricks to know and rules to follow and you will be fine.

    • @airlesscanvas2887
      @airlesscanvas2887 Před rokem +1

      I don't see it too much mainly because my family goes to the ramp before the initial rush at around 10am

    • @OMGWTFLOLSMH
      @OMGWTFLOLSMH Před rokem +2

      People LOVE doing things the hard way.

  • @f5debris
    @f5debris Před 2 lety +2

    Awesome job Alfred.

  • @muddymaker3721
    @muddymaker3721 Před 2 lety +5

    Alfred, you must have been an amazing sports commentator in a past life hahahaha

  • @virtualrealtors
    @virtualrealtors Před 2 lety +2

    NOW THIS IS THE KIND OF "CHITSHOW" THATS GOES MEGA VIRAL!

  • @clintbrothers2975
    @clintbrothers2975 Před 2 lety +1

    I subscribed this stuff is gold

  • @stanpen4127
    @stanpen4127 Před 2 lety +2

    Hi Al,
    Some of your awesome videos just shows " YOU CANT FIX STUPID" boaters

  • @cameronhoover7561
    @cameronhoover7561 Před rokem +1

    You definitely called it at the boat at 7:30 🤣🤣

  • @krisone63
    @krisone63 Před rokem +1

    This is proof enough why I only used the point marina twice and never again.

  • @OMGWTFLOLSMH
    @OMGWTFLOLSMH Před rokem +1

    One of the better ones. I can't believe how ham-fisted some people are with the throttle. Easy bros, easy.

  • @johnk3606
    @johnk3606 Před 2 lety +2

    That kid fell in the water trying to get onto the dock and then his sister throws salt into the wound by stepping onto the dock and tying the boat up like a boss. Hahahaha

  • @UnmaskingTheMachine
    @UnmaskingTheMachine Před rokem +1

    This is why you're special 🤣

  • @KSTsonic
    @KSTsonic Před rokem

    Great comp Alfred.. Had me rolling😂

  • @karellfernandezhernandez4329

    I am glad I found this account before going there with my Jet Ski. I must be sure you are not there and keep you from seeing some serious shit. JAJA

    • @keithscudder7136
      @keithscudder7136 Před rokem

      This park doesn't allow Jet skis anyway, save ya the ride......

  • @wesleymorris1
    @wesleymorris1 Před 2 lety +1

    Some people need to take a boater safety course, number 1 rule, boats are heavy and they float, you would think thats common sense. Rule 2 you don't have brakes, you have reverse, it doesn't stop you on a dime, give yourself time to use reverse. Rule 3 when using the trans don't jam it, work it easy.

  • @jasonpowell6824
    @jasonpowell6824 Před 2 lety +3

    Let's go alfred! Great stuff buddy

  • @nancyschindler4844
    @nancyschindler4844 Před 2 lety +1

    This is the money shot, how many insurance claims are going on in the first few seconds of this video!

  • @happytobalive3721
    @happytobalive3721 Před 2 lety +1

    One of the best on CZcams!

  • @erikdiazramon6547
    @erikdiazramon6547 Před 2 lety

    Candelaaa!!!.Marineros somos y en la mar andamos🤣🤣🤣.Azúcarrr.

  • @oldshovelhead
    @oldshovelhead Před 2 lety +5

    Great show Alfred! They call them the "Bagliner" for a reason 🤣(Bayliner). Bagliner starts out the Chit Show with a Hatrick, A Tri-Fecta, not one, not two, but THREE insurance claims! OOOO I Love it!! Thanks for all you do Bro -- best Chit Show ever!!

    • @keithscudder7136
      @keithscudder7136 Před 2 lety +2

      And he tried to place the Gayliner on another person's trailer. :)

  • @dtaposse8858
    @dtaposse8858 Před 2 lety +2

    Great job luv ur vids love the one where dude spent 30 min to launch his boat and gave up lol

  • @davemetz7368
    @davemetz7368 Před 2 lety +1

    Alfred.....Trademark the phrase........ "" Wait For It ""...... and make some T-Shirts.

  • @douglasmckee754
    @douglasmckee754 Před 2 lety +1

    THIS IS WHY OREGON REQUIRES A CAPTAINS LICENSE

  • @danielsoutdoors
    @danielsoutdoors Před 2 lety +3

    Best content! So funny