ASSASSIN'S CREED ODYSSEY (Honest Game Trailers)

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    From Ubisoft, comes an Assassin's Creed game so packed to the brim with garbage, it would be easier to actually read the Odyssey. This is Assassin's Creed Odyssey!
    Honest Game Trailers: Assassin's Creed Odyssey
    Executive Producers: Matt Raub and Spencer Gilbert
    Episode Written by: Andrew Bird, Max Song & Spencer Gilbert
    Edited by: Max Song
    Voiceover Narration by Jon Bailey:
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  • @fandomgames
    @fandomgames  Před 5 lety +307

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    • @Spyweb88
      @Spyweb88 Před 5 lety

      Yeeeeeah boiii!

    • @matios83
      @matios83 Před 4 lety +1

      Have you done elder scrolls online?))

    • @thepunisher3160
      @thepunisher3160 Před 4 lety

      Once again i dare you to name one good movie

    • @merylarranz5486
      @merylarranz5486 Před 4 lety

      DO THE MOST FAMOUSE GAME OUT OF ALL!!!
      ASSASIN'S CREED 2!!!

    • @thepunisher3160
      @thepunisher3160 Před 4 lety

      @@merylarranz5486 Beg for more silly videos , they dont even have points theyre just shitting everything and stupid people give them views

  • @schizyschizy7446
    @schizyschizy7446 Před 5 lety +3374

    I was really surprised that they didn't mention the unnaturally aggressive chickens and the fact the the main story ends and you kinda don't even realize.

    • @PurpleBox89
      @PurpleBox89 Před 5 lety +80

      The aggressive chickens! Hah....for real though!

    • @generalreclaimer2068
      @generalreclaimer2068 Před 5 lety +56

      We kept killing em in Skyrim so why not?

    • @ExplorerofSky1993
      @ExplorerofSky1993 Před 5 lety +55

      I was having Zelda flashbacks.

    • @crispyryce3585
      @crispyryce3585 Před 5 lety +22

      I've had real roosters attack me before. If you haven't uou've never been on a farm with them running around.

    • @zeka7812
      @zeka7812 Před 5 lety +10

      The chickens is actually a Easter Egg from legend of the zelda

  • @Rain-io2kx
    @Rain-io2kx Před 5 lety +3216

    Old greek parents: OH MY GOD SHEE GONNA SAY HER FIRST WORD?
    Baby greek: ma...ma....
    Old greek parents: cmon say it
    Baby greek : ma.....ma.....MALAKA

  • @MrShoopezino
    @MrShoopezino Před 5 lety +908

    "that's right I collected 5 herbs for you. Take me to the bone zone." hilarious

    • @Iason29
      @Iason29 Před 4 lety +15

      It was a trick quest, she knew from the start what those herbs where really for

  • @iamsparechange
    @iamsparechange Před 4 lety +837

    forgot the part where 4 mercenary’s attack you while you’re trying to do a mission💀

  • @Madmonkeman
    @Madmonkeman Před 5 lety +579

    "They charge you $10 so you aren't bored of the other $60 you spent." That had me laughing right there!

    • @Qefx
      @Qefx Před 4 lety +3

      Yap, that's why I'm not buying it... Was bored with origin already... Not again.

  • @mr.notsocreative
    @mr.notsocreative Před 4 lety +1529

    “The Witcher 300”
    I hurt my lungs laughing so hard

    • @ethengrimes4135
      @ethengrimes4135 Před 4 lety +4

      Mr. NotSoCreative not that serious

    • @stevenmontano1224
      @stevenmontano1224 Před 4 lety

      Lmaoo

    • @scottbickerton4152
      @scottbickerton4152 Před 4 lety +36

      I own both. Witcher is a hell of a lot more fun. Game also plays better. Odyssey still a fun game, but Witcher is on a different level honestly. Its like college vs. pro

    • @motazmohamed1646
      @motazmohamed1646 Před 3 lety +2

      Starring: Gerard Butler 😂😂😂

    • @abhrobhuniya5009
      @abhrobhuniya5009 Před 3 lety

      That pun is so smart..

  • @nafisa.t13
    @nafisa.t13 Před 5 lety +927

    "Absolute clusterfuck of gameplay systems" - Accurate.

    • @Malisman77
      @Malisman77 Před 4 lety +21

      Actually... I though it was very refreshing.
      Old gameplay was boring as hell.

    • @TheLoneWolf449
      @TheLoneWolf449 Před 4 lety +18

      I liked the gameplay, it had advanced combat systems, but not too advanced where I was just randomly smashing buttons

    • @morissalas5578
      @morissalas5578 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Malisman77 Yep for me it had the best combat mechanics ever.

    • @Malisman77
      @Malisman77 Před 3 lety +2

      @@morissalas5578 What I liked the most was to sit on a branch just outside some Fort, scouting with Icarus and thinking how can I approach it.
      Later in the game... with good investments in talents and gear, I had all three styles viable.
      So I went in all silent, better gameplay then the older games. With a build with just 10% of health, but ridiculous damage. If anything happened, I switched to true Spartan warrior, survived few guards, and made my way to top if highest building killing everyone on the path. Then I waited for a while on rootfop, switching into hunter mode and sniping enemies that were looking at the bushes on the ground.
      EXCELENT! I never had so much fun in AC.
      Old games were fun for the first 2 hours, after that you had poor melee option, even fewer ranged option and assassin options were 10year old recycled stuff.

  • @ChaoticGremlin8657
    @ChaoticGremlin8657 Před 5 lety +401

    I did not expect that accuracy though lmao, especially about one level above taking you to pound town.

  • @theminesweeperguy5617
    @theminesweeperguy5617 Před 5 lety +4530

    Please, do an honest trailer about minesweeper.

    • @vixslayer4110
      @vixslayer4110 Před 5 lety +183

      Your dedication is amazing.

    • @SnowFoxParty
      @SnowFoxParty Před 5 lety +5

      @@vixslayer4110 lol theirs and mine xD

    • @hra_Najimi99
      @hra_Najimi99 Před 5 lety +3

      FtLoG, just do a Honest Trailer for Shantae Half Genie Hero and Splatoon 2 Octo Expansion!

    • @Arnell_Long
      @Arnell_Long Před 5 lety +5

      @@SnowFoxParty
      Why is your dedication amazing? I'm failing to understand, sorry lol.

    • @Malcolm311
      @Malcolm311 Před 5 lety +9

      lol they still haven't done it yet? how long have you've been asking?

  • @OlleForsberg
    @OlleForsberg Před 4 lety +183

    Me: "I'm really gonna learn how to master the combat system and take down hordes of enemies with my sword."
    Also me: "Better run away and slowly chip away enemy health by shooting some arrows in their general direction so I don't have to make any physical contact."

    • @god3485
      @god3485 Před 3 lety +3

      Bow is Op in odyssey tho. Im level 35 and have a pure hunter built, killed lv. 50 enemies. It takes time but isnt hard

    • @Somebody-pq1jq
      @Somebody-pq1jq Před 3 lety +4

      Worst combat system I’ve ever seen

    • @shubhamkulkarni964
      @shubhamkulkarni964 Před 2 lety

      @@Somebody-pq1jq You are worst, not the gamr

  • @pyry6968
    @pyry6968 Před 4 lety +128

    ”Old man yells at sea” 😂

  • @dlein93
    @dlein93 Před 5 lety +741

    "Now that God of War has abandoned slaughtering the Greek pantheon for the simple life of yelling "BOI," watch as Ubisoft races to fill that vacuum faster than Warner Bros. snatched up post-outrage James Gunn."

    • @Jawn15
      @Jawn15 Před 4 lety +1

      Except, James Gunn IS going to be directing guardians 3...

    • @motazmohamed1646
      @motazmohamed1646 Před 3 lety

      The Witcher 300

    • @Rome.Monroe
      @Rome.Monroe Před 3 lety +1

      and then they went to Norse mythology too. Your comment aged perfectly

  • @AngryGerbils
    @AngryGerbils Před 5 lety +494

    The first female protagonist was actually in 2012, in AC Liberation. Sure, it was Vita exclusive, but it was an official AC game.

  • @gregorylygeros1738
    @gregorylygeros1738 Před 5 lety +1633

    i agree 100 % with all ac odysseys problems but i love that game

    • @sefin84
      @sefin84 Před 4 lety +87

      Excellent fan for Ubisoft and thanks to players like you Ubisoft will never make a good game anymore.
      Because why try if their customers have no demands at all :)

    • @gregorylygeros1738
      @gregorylygeros1738 Před 4 lety +153

      @@sefin84 you can still love something and know its not perfect with problems, problems that i hope they fix with time ( next assassins ) and Ubisoft is always fixing there games that have problems and you can see that in crew 2, watchdogs 2, division 2 and all the others assassins creed games :)

    • @nwahnerevar9398
      @nwahnerevar9398 Před 4 lety +95

      @@sefin84 I went into odyssey wanting to run around in ancient Greece was a swole waifu and that's what I got

    • @AdrianDanielGuard
      @AdrianDanielGuard Před 4 lety +23

      @@gregorylygeros1738 you love it because you are greek and the game is set in Greece. Also, Ubisoft has had already 11 games to learn. They should just fire the Quebec team

    • @stevenewsom3269
      @stevenewsom3269 Před 4 lety +15

      @@sefin84 they make more good games by volume than any other gaming company

  • @aydanbarry6760
    @aydanbarry6760 Před 4 lety +415

    Normal people: the best feeling is when you defeat that final boss!
    Me, an intellectual: kicking someone off a cliff

    • @justsomeguywithoutabeard8306
      @justsomeguywithoutabeard8306 Před 4 lety +1

      Aydan Barry Then stop playing on easy mode noob

    • @goatednathan319
      @goatednathan319 Před 3 lety +5

      Just Some Guy Without A Beard He probably doesn’t even play on easy it’s called the Sparta kick 😂 you can kick anybody off

    • @justsomeguywithoutabeard8306
      @justsomeguywithoutabeard8306 Před 3 lety +1

      GoatedNathan Not High ranked Cultists, mercenaries etc

    • @goatednathan319
      @goatednathan319 Před 3 lety +1

      Just Some Guy Without A Beard If ur a higher level possibly you can

    • @goatednathan319
      @goatednathan319 Před 3 lety

      Just Some Guy Without A Beard but most of them are not close to a mountain so I get ur point

  • @puneetshah1568
    @puneetshah1568 Před 5 lety +87

    Though i'm a fan of the AC series but this was amazing!!😂 Specially that "barely explained xray vision eagle drone" and "until you hung up in geometry something and get noticed" 😂

  • @StarOfPleiades
    @StarOfPleiades Před 5 lety +413

    You had me at Witcher 300

    • @Ragefat
      @Ragefat Před 5 lety +20

      So he had you at the exact end of the Honest Trailer?

    • @animystic5970
      @animystic5970 Před 5 lety +13

      That title was just too effin perfect

    • @Nova-sama420
      @Nova-sama420 Před 5 lety +2

      best honest title so far

    • @claystrohman
      @claystrohman Před 5 lety +5

      That was the last thing he said

    • @Twocrudedudes
      @Twocrudedudes Před 5 lety +1

      @@Ragefat some people just repeat phrases without giving them a single thought. "HE MADE ME LITERALLY LAUGH MY ASS OFF!" Yeah, no he didn't.

  • @SpartanManch
    @SpartanManch Před 5 lety +147

    I can’t believe this is the first time I’ve ever seen some say “The Witcher 300”. It’s perfect.

    • @JC-li8kk
      @JC-li8kk Před 4 lety +1

      And yet somehow I managed a way to be an assassin the entire game.

    • @Rut6534
      @Rut6534 Před 4 lety +2

      @@JC-li8kk You are not even an assassin in the game. The assassin's didn't even exist in that time period. One of the many reasons odyssey is such a terrible game.

    • @NovaStrike118
      @NovaStrike118 Před 3 lety

      @@Rut6534 they did actually as The Hidden Ones, like Darius.

    • @Somebody-pq1jq
      @Somebody-pq1jq Před 3 lety

      @@NovaStrike118 Darius wasn’t a Hidden one.This takes place way before Bayeks time

  • @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human
    @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human Před 3 lety +28

    I absolutely loved the game.
    The only microtransaction item I even wanted was the Pegasus, and I was able to farm the special in-game currency and get lucky with the random item lottery purchase.
    The history boff in me was squeeling like a fangirl every time I saw the Acropolis, Pericles, Herodotus, etc.
    The mythology fan in me loved the inclusion of the minotaur and medusa, and the Atlantis DLC.
    The RPG fan in me loved the increased amount of customisation.
    The Black Flag fan in me loved the naval combat.
    The Odyssey fan in me loved the land combat.
    And the musical fan in me loved singing along with the sea shanties. Especially the Greek ones, had a real ring to them.

    • @spectralassassin6030
      @spectralassassin6030 Před rokem +3

      The RPG fan in me was wondering why I wasn't playing a better RPG.
      The Assassins Creed fan in me was wondering why this game was called Assassins Creed.
      Also, microtransactions can take a hike.

    • @omgthisissoawesome
      @omgthisissoawesome Před rokem

      Omg YES the sea shanties were a bop!!

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo Před 5 lety +1601

    Are we Finally getting Minesweeper?!

    • @JachAnen
      @JachAnen Před 5 lety +44

      No, because then the minesweeper guy will finally stop, and we can't have that

    • @O.LEO.N
      @O.LEO.N Před 5 lety +2

      I got a video about ALL finishers NO repeats!

    • @Malus1531
      @Malus1531 Před 5 lety

      Please do Bookworm Adventures Deluxe

    • @Whyme-pg2xh
      @Whyme-pg2xh Před 5 lety +1

      No (SO SAD) :((((((

    • @sdb1401
      @sdb1401 Před 5 lety +1

      yes please

  • @DoubleK0802
    @DoubleK0802 Před 5 lety +226

    Assassins Creed: Mass Witcher Effect

  • @rogerrandall2102
    @rogerrandall2102 Před 4 lety +26

    OMFG That Cass Me Outside. Damn near killed me...seriously I was drinking when he said that.

  • @victorvilorn5964
    @victorvilorn5964 Před 4 lety +45

    Oh my God, you guys hit it spot on!
    Over 200 hours here, love the game!! xD

  • @nickmurphy2936
    @nickmurphy2936 Před 5 lety +561

    I'm surprised they didn't make a Mass Effect reference with all the boning you can do.

    • @raggedcritical
      @raggedcritical Před 5 lety +47

      The "romance" actually resembles Saints Row IV more than Mass Effect, in that you can just bone anyone consequence-free.

    • @nickmurphy2936
      @nickmurphy2936 Před 5 lety +5

      @@raggedcritical even better, no?
      Actually, now that I think about it, probably not

    • @paulk6399
      @paulk6399 Před 5 lety +10

      Ever play BioSperm's newest RPG? Mass Erect? It's basically Mass Effect but instead of joining N7, you join N6.9
      Badum-tsss

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 Před 5 lety +2

      Dragon Age was much more sassy than ME

    • @Dr.JonathanCrane
      @Dr.JonathanCrane Před 5 lety +1

      Nick Murphy i‘m more surprised thry didn‘t mention the ea easter egg

  • @mrt27_
    @mrt27_ Před 5 lety +84

    Say: ok, we're doing Minesweeper today because the minesweeper guy has been asking for so long now.

  • @yannickbamona1164
    @yannickbamona1164 Před 4 lety +6

    The One thing I love the most about Honest Trailers is that I understand every references

  • @attika3145
    @attika3145 Před 4 lety +171

    I will admit, I loved Odyssey, and a lot of that comes from how many notes they took from the Witcher 3. Perfect description of Odyssey honest. 👍🏻 lols

    • @Nemo-Nihil
      @Nemo-Nihil Před 4 lety +4

      The Witcher 3 is a lackluster generic fantasy rpg. I have it, I haven't even gotten pass the first half of the game. The books are medicore. Odyessy is thr worst game in the series.

    • @attika3145
      @attika3145 Před 4 lety +24

      Nemo Nihil “Odyssey is the worst game in the series”. Uh? Genius, you realize Odyssey and Witcher are not in the same genre right? Let alone the same series.

    • @thedankestsoul2956
      @thedankestsoul2956 Před 4 lety +7

      @@attika3145 he's talking about the assassin's creed series

    • @shizukousapostle1stapostle710
      @shizukousapostle1stapostle710 Před 4 lety +17

      @@Nemo-Nihil shh go back to fortnite

    • @RandomBJJGuy
      @RandomBJJGuy Před 4 lety +8

      @@Nemo-Nihil you have about 2 brain cells, and those are being underworked.

  • @krabeish446
    @krabeish446 Před 5 lety +734

    THE WITCHER 300.
    HILARIOUS
    HILARIOUSSSSSSSSSSS

  • @angrykobold5970
    @angrykobold5970 Před 5 lety +121

    is no one going to talk about the fact the animus is based on the memories of the Greek person, which means that in the assassin creed world monsters such as medusa and other mythological creatures exist or existed?

    • @demonicchaosoverlord1334
      @demonicchaosoverlord1334 Před 5 lety +4

      sadness overwhelming no

    • @Maehedrose
      @Maehedrose Před 5 lety +4

      They were created by the ancient race of precursors you're going back into those memories to learn about.

    • @trueblue96CFC
      @trueblue96CFC Před 5 lety +3

      There’s always some truth to myths

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 Před 5 lety +24

      because fuck it, they already introduced aliens they can go hog wild now!

    • @feralchangeling97
      @feralchangeling97 Před 5 lety

      @@sarafontanini7051 where were the aliens?

  • @jacksondebbarma8856
    @jacksondebbarma8856 Před 4 lety +108

    "They're just trying to be witcher 3" 😂😂

  • @shaunvanwyk4775
    @shaunvanwyk4775 Před 4 lety +13

    "Cass me outside HOW BOW DA" Killed me!!

  • @dodson43
    @dodson43 Před 5 lety +229

    Remember when The Assassin Creed games was about the endless war between The Templars and The Assassins? Ubisoft has forgotten.

    • @baroquechevalier8516
      @baroquechevalier8516 Před 5 lety +13

      Guess it's not as endless as they say after all.

    • @timjacobsen253
      @timjacobsen253 Před 5 lety +15

      Oh yeah great story, to bad ubi felt like ending it in a bloody comic. But hey thank god we played all the games only to get screwed over😂✌

    • @rakash4118
      @rakash4118 Před 5 lety +1

      @@timjacobsen253 what comic?

    • @TheKnightofAwesomeness
      @TheKnightofAwesomeness Před 5 lety +8

      @@rakash4118 there's an assassin creed comics...
      SPOILERS
      Basically shows how Juno escapes and dies, by Desmond son and others

    • @uabir8338
      @uabir8338 Před 5 lety +2

      I member

  • @Crazelord91
    @Crazelord91 Před 5 lety +840

    If you are ok with Microtransactions in your full priced single player game, bc it doesn't bother you enough to care, I understand completely; you're playing in spite of them.
    But to all the people actively *defending* this predatory anti consumer practice, in which they nerf progress to promote payments, is mind boggling to me.
    Not only is it taking advantage of you as the consumer, but the way it takes advantage of kids and addictive personalities is disgusting also. You can just accept something and you can also rationalize it to a point where you believe it's a good thing.
    This isn't hyperbole. You can check the comment section on any full priced single player game with progression based MTs and see a massive amount of people getting angry and passionate in the defense of MTs and how they can even enhance the game by allowing you to skip it.
    Why would you want a game, by definition is meant to be entertaining, be built in a way where you'd pay more to skip it? It's like an abusive relationship where they defend their abuser.
    I'm legitimately impressed by game publishers for pulling this off. Their marketting and community manipulation is honestly something to be admired from a business standpoint.

    • @musicalmami9
      @musicalmami9 Před 5 lety +75

      I don't agree with the microtransactions, but you don't have to buy them and at no point did I feel my progression was nerfed. I played the game, explored the world and was able to do everything I wanted when I wanted. I do agree with you that microtransactions in general are a predatory practice, but as long as people buy them sadly they will continue to appear in games.

    • @Crazelord91
      @Crazelord91 Před 5 lety +26

      @@musicalmami9 Your opinion makes sense to me and if you enjoyed the game then all power to you

    • @BigBoss-gb4cx
      @BigBoss-gb4cx Před 5 lety +33

      The disgusting part is that they aren't just cosmetics and be made so that even if you don't want to buy them you would like to, because you would get better stuff.
      The sad part is that it ruins the experience for every single player - since there will be ones who buy them - and ones that feels ripped off and unsatisfied since they won't do it.

    • @turvarya
      @turvarya Před 5 lety +4

      Paid by Ubisoft

    • @hendriksmit9922
      @hendriksmit9922 Před 5 lety +11

      Too long didnt read, people are boycotting company's like EA, and Konami. Ubisoft earned a spot on that list as well.. there are better choices.

  • @Flascoexp
    @Flascoexp Před 5 lety +63

    Even though it's honest, the video made me really want to play this game even more.

  • @limors
    @limors Před 5 lety +95

    Well, I agreed with almost everything (though mostly really loving the game)- I didn't see the need in purchasing one single thing. I'm a fan of 100%ing a game, and it took me 150 hours to finish it, but by the time I got to the final quests I was level 67 and had OP gear basically all the time.

  • @ezio8644
    @ezio8644 Před 5 lety +127

    Please say "Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue."
    Also Honest trailer on Darkest Dungeon!!

    • @darrylferguson3622
      @darrylferguson3622 Před 5 lety +3

      HT: This game will make you suffer until you start to like the pain..

    • @Twocrudedudes
      @Twocrudedudes Před 5 lety +1

      wow, that's a lot of big words to say nothing meaningful

    • @ezio8644
      @ezio8644 Před 5 lety +1

      @@darrylferguson3622 I've been afflicted with masochism ever since I started playing this game.

    • @darrylferguson3622
      @darrylferguson3622 Před 5 lety +1

      You need to see the Chapel, or the Medical house.

    • @vaspeter2600
      @vaspeter2600 Před 5 lety

      You are not masochistic. You are rapturous.

  • @superawesomecaptainmcfluff9506

    Everyone who actually read the entire Odyssey by Homer lol'ed so hard at that first joke.

    • @chriskyan6344
      @chriskyan6344 Před 5 lety +5

      Its definitely not related

    • @finjanx9402
      @finjanx9402 Před 5 lety +2

      I didn't read the Homer Odyssey so can u tell me the joke and the explanation

    • @superawesomecaptainmcfluff9506
      @superawesomecaptainmcfluff9506 Před 5 lety +16

      It is a very tough and thick book, so reading it is quite a challenge.

    • @chriskyan6344
      @chriskyan6344 Před 5 lety +22

      The actual story is very famous.
      It has a lot of version that's easy read .

    • @chriskyan6344
      @chriskyan6344 Před 5 lety

      But it's set way before the game timeline

  • @aceykerr8752
    @aceykerr8752 Před 3 lety +11

    This was one of the best videos you've ever done....100% spot on. I love the game and have 3 complete playthroughs, but damn you nail all of the games problems.

  • @solblackfire3237
    @solblackfire3237 Před 3 lety +14

    If it was titled "Odyssey: a demigods tale" it would've been called the best game of 2018

    • @xMurdererr
      @xMurdererr Před 3 lety

      Still wouldn't, was too bloated and had a weak story

    • @royolaniye6643
      @royolaniye6643 Před 2 lety

      @@xMurdererr still better than origins

  • @ghostspoons1096
    @ghostspoons1096 Před 5 lety +71

    Me: what grinding I have done any grinding
    Also me: *does all side content because I want to*

    • @KnightofAges
      @KnightofAges Před 4 lety +20

      I admit, I also never felt like grinding. Just moving around the world (never used fast travel, not even once) was amazing. The quests were just nice pretexts to explore even more - and find more stuff to do! In fact, I ended up becoming overleved for the main quest XD

  • @tinomudamadzore3586
    @tinomudamadzore3586 Před 5 lety +275

    MINESWEEPER please

    • @Adam-zw1ck
      @Adam-zw1ck Před 5 lety

      Shut up bitch

    • @QuanTrietLOL
      @QuanTrietLOL Před 5 lety +1

      Also do a trailer for Warframe next. That stuff is pretty cool now

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON Před 5 lety +1

      @@QuanTrietLOL yeah it is!

  • @vet1nar1
    @vet1nar1 Před 5 lety +132

    No "THIS IS SPARTA" jokes?

    • @oldiemanclay
      @oldiemanclay Před 4 lety +8

      Александър Падарев No THIS IS PATRICK

    • @RK-ep8qy
      @RK-ep8qy Před 4 lety

      Then it's just be an oversaturation of 300 movie jokes

  • @IBennx77I
    @IBennx77I Před 4 lety +11

    The irony is, that he did the voiceover for AC Rogue Trailer 😂

  • @ThomasK96
    @ThomasK96 Před 5 lety +114

    Do a honest trailers for Telltale Games! Now that they are gone.

    • @Gunman610
      @Gunman610 Před 5 lety

      It doesn't seem likely. They've already done two of them.

    • @ThomasK96
      @ThomasK96 Před 5 lety +5

      @@Gunman610 Telltale has More than just two Games
      Batman and wolf among us each deserve their own Trailer

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 Před 5 lety

      I heard the rumors that Skybound will going to finish the last two episodes of season 4. But, it's just a rumour.

    • @feralchangeling97
      @feralchangeling97 Před 5 lety +1

      A Trailer for the company itself as a farewell.

    • @ThomasK96
      @ThomasK96 Před 5 lety

      @@feralchangeling97 that's what I meant.

  • @JemmyChen
    @JemmyChen Před 5 lety +152

    i still don't believe this is a smosh channel lol

  • @mikedou4037
    @mikedou4037 Před 4 lety +17

    “Starring Gerard Butler” 😂😂😂😂

  • @sng3939
    @sng3939 Před 3 lety +8

    When taking over a fort, I would Spartan kick everyone off the top of the building one by one 😂

  • @darthrevan1281
    @darthrevan1281 Před 5 lety +36

    Please say: "I'm Commander Misthios, and this is my favorite stall in the Agora!"

  • @brieoshiro
    @brieoshiro Před 5 lety +96

    I just finished this game, and they're not lying about 120 hours! I loved it, but I agree with this whole video haha Witcher 300 lol

    • @ex-soldier4341
      @ex-soldier4341 Před 5 lety +2

      And you happen to have 120 hours for just 1 game

    • @TheChershau
      @TheChershau Před 5 lety +3

      so what do you think? odyssey better than origin? or not?
      i'm a fan of AC and love playing origins so much, but the TOO RPG style of Odyssey made me step back to buy

    • @ourlasthero51
      @ourlasthero51 Před 5 lety +1

      Cloud Strife Unless the game is super terrible and boring, getting 120 hours out of one game doesn't seem bad at all. For example I'm sure I've put at least that much time into something like Skyrim.

    • @brieoshiro
      @brieoshiro Před 5 lety +11

      @@TheChershau I got lost in all the sand in Origins and got bored I think. I just kinda stopped playing one day. I loved Odyssey though. Never felt too grindy. I liked being able to make a few choices (some do really affect outcomes) and the side characters are really cool. I enjoyed it overall!

    • @brieoshiro
      @brieoshiro Před 5 lety +1

      @@ex-soldier4341 And countless hours for other games. It's usually after my kid and husband are in bed for the night and it's me time lol

  • @dwiezelakaevo8381
    @dwiezelakaevo8381 Před 5 lety +42

    Big Sexios 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cmdrtelcontar5053
    @cmdrtelcontar5053 Před 5 lety +5

    Trailer's really on-point. Though it "only" took me 105 hours to finish everything.

  • @epion_89
    @epion_89 Před 5 lety +34

    Do American McGee's Alice and Alice: Madness Returns, please.

  • @CelestialReturner
    @CelestialReturner Před 5 lety +59

    *Honest Trailer: Soul Calibur!*

  • @user-wu1us1yh3n
    @user-wu1us1yh3n Před 5 lety +411

    Micro transactions will be the end of gaming

    • @DumbDecisionsPodcast
      @DumbDecisionsPodcast Před 5 lety +14

      I was thinking the same thing … Glad I'm not alone in this.

    • @jezconnor1551
      @jezconnor1551 Před 5 lety +7

      Main reason I’ve been sticking with buying and playing older games

    • @alexandredemorais8942
      @alexandredemorais8942 Před 5 lety +10

      So Dont buy and boycott these games

    • @nonamedrumguy1049
      @nonamedrumguy1049 Před 5 lety

      @@jezconnor1551 Sadly, it's just as expensive to buy hard-copy PC games as it is to get a deluxe edition game during a Steam/Uplay sale. Just stay strong and say no to add-on purchases! But I too kinda miss Rollercoaster Tycoon and other disc games...

    • @arnegabriels1787
      @arnegabriels1787 Před 5 lety +19

      Stfu libtard you can play Oddysey without buying anything with real money. Why do all losers act like micro-transactions destroy games, you can easily complete the game without buying any micro-transactions.

  • @JabamiLain
    @JabamiLain Před 4 lety +8

    I loved this game with all my strenghts, I'd just wish that the "Fate of Atlantis" had more endings.

  • @rimurutempest4945
    @rimurutempest4945 Před 5 lety +582

    Oh come on, Odyssey wasn’t that bad. The epic, not the game.

    • @shun55665
      @shun55665 Před 5 lety +56

      i agree. fantastic mario game

    • @diegokaqui60
      @diegokaqui60 Před 5 lety +16

      it s the same FUCKING game again.....im tired of this repetitive shit that brings nothing new.

    • @cobaltprime9467
      @cobaltprime9467 Před 5 lety +1

      Yeah Cappy was one of their best decisions

    • @TheWamma7
      @TheWamma7 Před 5 lety +5

      Y’all trippin. It’s a great game

    • @Crazelord91
      @Crazelord91 Před 5 lety +5

      It's my favorite Legend of Zelda

  • @tennoshenaniganizer9234
    @tennoshenaniganizer9234 Před 5 lety +15

    Please say: "When hope is gone, undo this lock, and send me forth, on a moonlit walk. Release restraint level... ZERO!"

    • @tennoshenaniganizer9234
      @tennoshenaniganizer9234 Před 5 lety

      @Noise Pollution what?

    • @tennoshenaniganizer9234
      @tennoshenaniganizer9234 Před 5 lety

      @Noise Pollution how is that dumb, as oppose to the other stupid shit that people ask?

    • @tennoshenaniganizer9234
      @tennoshenaniganizer9234 Před 5 lety

      @Noise Pollution Dude, it's a TFS reference. czcams.com/video/NZuqUofH6D4/video.html
      And it's still better than the other incoherent shit people keep asking

    • @benp0nks253
      @benp0nks253 Před 5 lety

      dude, if you're into comedy or anime just check TFS, they're fucking good ! (they don't post that often though)

  • @SplittingProductions
    @SplittingProductions Před 4 lety +3

    My favorite thing about this game though was that if the quest marker was on the other side of that mountain, well instead of walking 5,000 feet around it you could just clime up it. Always hated mountains getting in the way in RPGs.
    I also loved getting to meet Socrates, though didn't like that my character found him annoying cuz I loved him.

  • @ZeroDuckThirty
    @ZeroDuckThirty Před 3 lety +1

    God now I can't unhear Jason Mantzoukas whenever I see Markos thanks HGT

  • @yosufmansour1902
    @yosufmansour1902 Před 5 lety +57

    Please do the World Ends With You: Final Remix

  • @l0remipsum991
    @l0remipsum991 Před 5 lety +43

    Polish dat spear ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @HellSpartanZ
    @HellSpartanZ Před 4 lety +6

    this guy was the best bring him Back GOD DAMN IT

  • @chuckyluna9887
    @chuckyluna9887 Před 4 lety +5

    I may be the only one but I actually loved this game

    • @Madmonkeman
      @Madmonkeman Před 4 lety

      Nah I just bought it, looking forward to playing it.

  • @The_Quiet_Kiddo
    @The_Quiet_Kiddo Před 5 lety +3

    This is an entirely accurate Review .
    Good Job Guys !!

  • @MinisterOfTruth
    @MinisterOfTruth Před 5 lety +28

    Here we go again
    Honest Trailers for: Bully, Yakuza, GTA SA, Worms and apparently minesweeper? C'mon mate!

  • @victrixnocte3531
    @victrixnocte3531 Před 4 lety +5

    “Anything a single level above you takes you to pound town” 😂🤣

    • @erikjohnson7141
      @erikjohnson7141 Před 4 lety +2

      I didnt even play the hardest setting and it was accurate

    • @Claire-td1ng
      @Claire-td1ng Před 4 lety

      @@erikjohnson7141 I honestly have no idea why people keep saying that 😅
      I did play at the second to hardest level with the heaviest scaling and I could easily beat monsters/people at least 5 lvls above me?

  • @zerotheg0d330
    @zerotheg0d330 Před 5 lety +5

    This was the funniest thing I’ve watched all damn day 😭😭😭

  • @master55589
    @master55589 Před 5 lety +29

    The witcher 300 good one "HONEST TRAILERS"

  • @SourRobo8364
    @SourRobo8364 Před 5 lety +94

    This is the closest thing I found to a review of AC:Odyssey that brings up the microtransactions.

    • @kingpickle3712
      @kingpickle3712 Před 5 lety +2

      ARC-77 Fordo Then you don’t internet enough. Probably because it’s single player and not considered pay to win.

    • @jarrynvandyk319
      @jarrynvandyk319 Před 5 lety +12

      Check Jim Sterling. He rips the game to bits.

    • @davidtowery403
      @davidtowery403 Před 5 lety

      Lol because they aren't need ed

    • @kingpickle3712
      @kingpickle3712 Před 5 lety

      Any idiot can rip a game to pieces. All it takes is hate and discontent.

    • @Shaltinanwenor
      @Shaltinanwenor Před 5 lety +8

      I feel like most people who have actually played the game quickly realized that you don't need the MTXs at all, unless you want to fully upgrade your ship by the time you're lvl 35, but what the fuck would be the point?

  • @pyratelass
    @pyratelass Před 3 lety +4

    300+ hours in 1 playthrough, never spent money on micro transactions and enjoyed every second of the grind.

  • @kouroshnahid4299
    @kouroshnahid4299 Před 3 lety +3

    In my experience, I've found that just doing side quests gives me an incredible amount of xp, which levels my character up muuuch faster!! No forts, no epic battles, just side quests, and boom. The leveling up becomes that much smoother and that much more fun! 😀

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 Před 5 lety +39

    So it's a God of War VR Simulator.

    • @CeHee123
      @CeHee123 Před 5 lety +6

      With microtransactions. Lots and lots of Microtransactions.

  • @caffeineadvocate
    @caffeineadvocate Před 5 lety +22

    Say, "He said the thing that I asked him to say. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee."

  • @ilhamwicaksono5802
    @ilhamwicaksono5802 Před 4 lety +15

    "TRYING TO BE THE WITCHER 3" TRUTH HAS BEEN TOLD

  • @retroloneliness
    @retroloneliness Před 5 lety +1

    Honest game trailers are the only thing that keep this channel alive

  • @MannyTanios
    @MannyTanios Před 5 lety +9

    LOL OMG "it would actually be easier to read the Odyssey instead" LMAO

  • @andrewhaase1826
    @andrewhaase1826 Před 5 lety +69

    Are you doing The World Ends With You?

    • @orlie1819
      @orlie1819 Před 5 lety

      Andrew Haase I wish, sadly won't happen as long as normies keep requesting todays popular subpar AAA titles.

    • @zsurvivalist7996
      @zsurvivalist7996 Před 5 lety

      I don't want to hear all the bashing on the controls though

  • @rhapsodyjose2277
    @rhapsodyjose2277 Před 5 lety

    The "eagle drone" and "Witcher 300" gave me a good laugh 🤣.

  • @sKiiTs8
    @sKiiTs8 Před 5 lety

    this nicely summed up my issues with this game / series

  • @nurlathifahthifa3792
    @nurlathifahthifa3792 Před 5 lety +4

    Say "We're just Chilling, y'know, Eating an Ice Cream with a Yeti".

  • @Zero5758
    @Zero5758 Před 5 lety +7

    Where is the Dragon Age franchise trailer guys ?
    I'm asking this for years...............

  • @SoulRedness
    @SoulRedness Před 5 lety

    So honest and not biased at all.

  • @justanotherguy2120
    @justanotherguy2120 Před 5 lety

    Eyes Wide Shut LOL that was just awesome

  • @glennu2958
    @glennu2958 Před 5 lety +9

    Say I've got some good things on sale, stranger!

    • @markreza8160
      @markreza8160 Před 5 lety

      Glenn U “ahh an avid gun collector, that’s a nice gun stranger”

  • @stanj85
    @stanj85 Před 5 lety +191

    If Ubisoft thought they could pull it off, they'd charge you per pixel. Their greed and deception knows no bounds.

    • @jacobcoleman9435
      @jacobcoleman9435 Před 5 lety

      Id say activision or ea is worse

    • @valor2473
      @valor2473 Před 5 lety +15

      @@JohnGoetzGaming literally who "grinded" this game, if i was ever underleveled by at most 5 which happened once, do side quests and your done

    • @adamtapparo2168
      @adamtapparo2168 Před 5 lety +39

      @@valor2473 yeah, do the same 5 side quests over and over for literal hours to slowly inch your xp up enough times that you can play the next story mission for 15 minutes, then rinse and repeat...or pay more money to skip the tedious grind and play the game as it should have been designed. Ubisoft are such sneaky greedy bastards

    • @geraldodelrivero8982
      @geraldodelrivero8982 Před 5 lety +6

      stanj85 no no no your thinking of EA

    • @jakubgrzybek6181
      @jakubgrzybek6181 Před 5 lety +18

      @@JohnGoetzGaming ain't no one has time for that...
      In Witcher 3 you can kill monsters 5levels above yours, by using potions, signs, grenades.
      Odyssey enemies that are above your level are nearly indestructible and have just shit ton of health

  • @fiearyalkalakazie7209
    @fiearyalkalakazie7209 Před 5 lety +8

    "There's another goat?"

  • @VenhedisKaffas
    @VenhedisKaffas Před 4 lety +2

    2:33 I am feeling called out. Wow

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 Před 5 lety +5

    Conker's Bad Fur Day please.

  • @dpersonal1
    @dpersonal1 Před 4 lety +3

    I love having mercenaries attacking me when I am attacking a fort. Most of the time, the mercenaries and the soldiers end up fighting each other.

  • @Amrah75
    @Amrah75 Před 4 lety

    😂😂 I'm late to this but that "The Witcher 300" killed me. 😂

  • @seyeruoynepotsuj
    @seyeruoynepotsuj Před 5 lety +1

    "The Witcher 300" XD Amazing

  • @timothyjohnson679
    @timothyjohnson679 Před 5 lety +4

    Freaking so true! I love this game, but this video hit the nail right on the head.

  • @FRISHR
    @FRISHR Před 5 lety +7

    But that's just a Theory, a "Non-Copyright infringing Fair Use Theories!" 4:55

  • @Jclarkhawkins
    @Jclarkhawkins Před 4 lety

    The Jason Mantzoukas credit killed me 😂😂😂

  • @yasin3678
    @yasin3678 Před 5 lety

    Great Title for the game! Explains the game completly!

  • @jakubgrzybek6181
    @jakubgrzybek6181 Před 5 lety +3

    AC Odyssey < AC origins < ten's of great games < Witcher 3

  • @w1tnessx
    @w1tnessx Před 4 lety +4

    With all of it's flaws and not being near a actual ac game I still love it lol

    • @spectralassassin6030
      @spectralassassin6030 Před rokem +2

      I still firmly believe that if they had removed the Assassins Creed name from the game then it would've gotten a lot less hate.

  • @goguthegod
    @goguthegod Před 5 lety +1

    As one of the people that worked on the project I find this extremely amusing :))) I still love the game nonetheless

  • @PACS95
    @PACS95 Před 3 lety

    That last burn on Game Theory 🤣