Mr Teste...Job Hunting

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  • čas přidán 7. 05. 2009
  • Always Teste is back...and he is looking for a job!!
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  • @edbassmaster
    @edbassmaster  Před 15 lety +54

    Goodnight y'all. This took me like 10 hours to edit, i is tired. Have a nice Saturday.

    • @Omar_Facio
      @Omar_Facio Před rokem +4

      You haven’t aged a day in 14 years

    • @funtimes8296
      @funtimes8296 Před 11 měsíci

      Goodnight 36 year old Ed

    • @jimiboi87
      @jimiboi87 Před 10 měsíci

      Psh…

    • @willco9732
      @willco9732 Před 6 měsíci

      great job

    • @seanpwalker96
      @seanpwalker96 Před 4 měsíci

      "I'm tryna get a jobby job but ain't nobody hiring cause of the economy *click*"

  • @karlsmith490
    @karlsmith490 Před 5 lety +471

    Why am I only discovering Bassmaster now in 2019. Incredible! Dude should be in movies for reeeels though lol

  • @dragonmaster7841
    @dragonmaster7841 Před 7 lety +125

    "I can sit around all day." Lmfao

  • @aridchimp
    @aridchimp Před 10 lety +390

    "You give me 2 dollars I'll buy a pretzel right now"...XD

    • @EpicBunty
      @EpicBunty Před 9 lety +27

      you could see it in the guys eye's how torn apart he was from having to make that decision.

    • @KP-fy5bf
      @KP-fy5bf Před 3 lety

      @@EpicBunty Fr tho man was in pain

    • @Noog6284
      @Noog6284 Před 3 měsíci

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @averybob9485
    @averybob9485 Před 7 lety +185

    "I could sit around all day, I'm good at sitting around yo"

  • @danielcastillo1624
    @danielcastillo1624 Před 2 lety +86

    Ed is one of many youtubers I go to just to feel better when I am having a rough day. Thank you bro .

    • @RoryRamshot
      @RoryRamshot Před 2 lety +4

      Yea he cracks me up too. I love my Tequila

    • @ericg4915
      @ericg4915 Před 2 lety +2

      I wish he would do this joke today cause when this was filmed unemployment was so high nobody could get work and especially his character that's what made it so funny but if he did it today with unemployment being so low the job market is like anyone can get a job even teste so it would be funny watching people say yes and hire someone like him

    • @lavs8696
      @lavs8696 Před 2 lety

      same homie

    • @ILOVEBACONBOY2018
      @ILOVEBACONBOY2018 Před rokem +2

      This still holds true all these years later, ed rocks!

  • @monkeybusiness6687
    @monkeybusiness6687 Před 9 lety +368

    "Believe it or not, I used to steal cars for a living" LMFAOOO.

    • @daehttub7737
      @daehttub7737 Před 6 lety +5

      when i read that, i thought it was to that song from seifeld
      'believe it or not, george isin't at home... please leave a message... at the beep'

    • @cent1989
      @cent1989 Před 5 lety

      @@daehttub7737 😑

    • @benheuberger5344
      @benheuberger5344 Před 4 lety

      But den I fLLLiped it and incorporated into selling...

    • @stephenmacintyre5894
      @stephenmacintyre5894 Před 4 lety

      daehttub oops time for my life and

    • @xhellabentx
      @xhellabentx Před 3 lety

      Oh i beliebe you

  • @hollyberryblack5
    @hollyberryblack5 Před 9 lety +309

    im trynna get a jobby job

  • @HannahNoelle2158
    @HannahNoelle2158 Před 9 lety +300

    "I use to grow stuff but it wasn't flowers, if you know what I'm sayin" ROFLOL 😂😳

  • @monolith86knight
    @monolith86knight Před 9 lety +20

    That "pop" he makes make me laugh every time! Haha!

  • @RobbyandRyan
    @RobbyandRyan Před 8 lety +124

    roflol :D i have no idea how ed keeps a straight face :D

  • @bigboydamy
    @bigboydamy Před 10 lety +137

    "I used to grow stuff but it wasn't flowers. If you know what I'm saying" LMAOOO

  • @paulthefutbolr
    @paulthefutbolr Před 10 lety +42

    Lol the triple CLACK at the end

  • @Robbie2Fly
    @Robbie2Fly Před 5 lety +20

    Damn when I need a good laugh, I just start bing watching your videos Ed. God bless you man!! Your since of humor and comedy is 110% aligned with what I love to listen to and watch.

  • @NinkComPoop
    @NinkComPoop Před 15 lety +79

    *Click* Ahuh.
    *Click* Ahuh.
    What is that all about? LMAO!

    • @decemberlotus
      @decemberlotus Před 3 lety +6

      A tick

    • @growmiezhomiez8760
      @growmiezhomiez8760 Před 3 lety +7

      @NinkComPoop (loving the name dude)Dats a tick brought on by Extreme Gangstereyetis an what not yo.(pop, click a huh) he does it involuntarily, however not taking anything away from how Hard he is... He’s actually a softy underneath that tuff dude in the Philly Jersey... Teste a true blue People person dog. He don’t even steal no more...

    • @tashriquekarriem8865
      @tashriquekarriem8865 Před 3 lety +1

      Lol I like your name in my country it colloquially means someone thats very young and naive.

  • @WMorgan7745
    @WMorgan7745 Před rokem +4

    Bass master total dedication into a character 😂. Ain't broke don't fix it! Respect.😅😅😅

  • @Ortundonim
    @Ortundonim Před 5 lety +15

    2019 here. Prolly u are rich and dont care about viewers anymore. Still, you deserve it all man, you are and will be a legend.

  • @jackvale
    @jackvale Před 15 lety +74

    Mr. TESTE IS BACK! YES! Teste outdid himself here! Can't wait for another one!

  • @jakedevereux
    @jakedevereux Před 10 lety +321

    Can I get an Appy.

  • @youlosez
    @youlosez Před 14 lety +9

    He's really good at playing into character. People were actually intimidated by him. I'm usually intimidated by finding a job, but it's the other way around with Always Teste hahaha. *click*

  • @briansurfer8625
    @briansurfer8625 Před 5 lety +36

    There’s really guys like this here in Philly, im serious. 😂

    • @taylorbohn3038
      @taylorbohn3038 Před 4 lety +4

      That's the whole point of these characters. All are loosely based off of people he knows or has seen at some point. That's wht there so funny cuz he sells it so perfect

    • @taylorbohn3038
      @taylorbohn3038 Před 4 lety

      That's the whole point of these characters. All are loosely based off of people he knows or has seen at some point. That's wht there so funny cuz he sells it so perfect

  • @rickglaze9980
    @rickglaze9980 Před 2 lety +10

    Just discovered you this year, 2022. Teste is my favorite fo sho and the "Tott" has me dying every single time. Your talent is incredible. I do not know how you can stay in character. So much fun to watch you, Ed.

  • @DJMattHolliday
    @DJMattHolliday Před rokem +4

    You've got to do more of Teste, absolutely kills me everytime. Literally crying 🤣🤣🤣

  • @franksorvino2704
    @franksorvino2704 Před 4 lety +12

    “I used to steal cars... can i get a job?”😂

    • @feelingfriskyx560
      @feelingfriskyx560 Před 3 lety

      Omg bro you wildinnn 😂😂😂😂 you finna be lit bro on my mama 🔥 😂😂😂😂🤪🤪wait? U finna watch me nae nae????? Iiiiight 😋🤪🤪😂😂😂😂😂😂🤔😂😂😂😬💯💯💯😭🙌🙌🙌🤪🥵

  • @chrisrose790
    @chrisrose790 Před 7 lety +42

    How about u give me 2 dollars and I'll buy a pretzel right now. Sounds legit lmao

  • @chriswhite229
    @chriswhite229 Před 4 lety +10

    “You get free snacks” lol 😂

    • @jusrayne
      @jusrayne Před 4 lety

      If you are going to be sitting around you definitely want to have some snacks on deck 😊

    • @feelingfriskyx560
      @feelingfriskyx560 Před 3 lety

      Omg bro you wildinnn 😂😂😂😂 you finna be lit bro on my mama 🔥 😂😂😂😂🤪🤪wait? U finna watch me nae nae????? Iiiiight 😋🤪🤪😂😂😂😂😂😂🤔😂😂😂😬💯💯💯😭🙌🙌🙌🤪🥵

  • @giveadoggyabone1
    @giveadoggyabone1 Před 2 lety

    You are THE funniest EVER!!! That music at the beginning with his walk and the crossed eyes ALL of it is a masterpiece!!!!

  • @jacuxharakuta5923
    @jacuxharakuta5923 Před 8 lety +8

    Damn this guy is hilarious 4 real..especially with tht click sound!!😅😅

  • @thehawaiianguy88
    @thehawaiianguy88 Před 6 lety +5

    ED, I showed all of your clips specially the Job hunting ones to my family and they are in tears.. lolol bruh if you reading my comment WE NEED SOME MORE JOB HUNTING VIDEOS. Lolol Louderrrrrr 🤣😂😭😭😭😭 that confidence and sense of humor is to the next level. You are The Natural Entertainer. GOD BLESS YOU. Keep smiling and we support your Art!!!! You be safe out there bro. 🙌🏻🙏💯🤙🏻

  • @tamerkhechen1806
    @tamerkhechen1806 Před 4 lety +3

    I love when he does that snapping noise. I ALWAYS do it lol...

  • @jonbrown2966
    @jonbrown2966 Před 6 lety

    You're forever a legend to me. Very inspiring my friend! Lots of love!

  • @precisiontactics-556
    @precisiontactics-556 Před 6 lety +24

    "We're not even giving appies... Applications right now."
    Haha he couldnt go through with it. The thug life isnt for everyone

  • @thecodingprimate7324
    @thecodingprimate7324 Před 7 lety +21

    I'm looking for a jobby job myself.

  • @NiiSamaa
    @NiiSamaa Před rokem +3

    Teste's laugh is golden😂😂

  • @Stonktradomus
    @Stonktradomus Před 6 lety +2

    This video helped me get my first job. Thank you.

  • @Mattygabe
    @Mattygabe Před 15 lety

    One of my favorite videos, and I really liked the footage of you going back and explaining it to him. Great stuff man, I love your characters.

  • @coldtruth9431
    @coldtruth9431 Před 5 lety +11

    Times is rough, know’m saying CLACK

  • @bigsky2693
    @bigsky2693 Před 7 lety +19

    "Can I get a appy" 😂😂😂

  • @tadshackles
    @tadshackles Před 15 lety

    Loved it!
    Mr Teste is one of my favorites!

  • @D.Frasure
    @D.Frasure Před 10 lety +1

    This is one of my favorites had to watch it again. I know a guy that can't find a job and this is sort how he does lol it just won't happen in most cases.

  • @asmarinom3425
    @asmarinom3425 Před 10 lety +5

    "You can't judge a book by its cover" this world!!!

  • @edbassmaster
    @edbassmaster  Před 15 lety +4

    Ninion, thank you...great idea!!

  • @dickheatherdickey
    @dickheatherdickey Před 15 lety

    Ed, you are great! These skits are more entertaining than what I see on Tv these days. Can't wait for more!

  • @mico6691
    @mico6691 Před 5 lety

    Just discovered your channel today and just wanted to say thank you for making me laugh my ass off..

  • @voicetube
    @voicetube Před 14 lety +4

    The real life stuff like this and this particular character (Teste) are my favorites of yours! (FYI, I just discovered you via Rhett & Link)

  • @dragonmaster7841
    @dragonmaster7841 Před 6 lety +3

    “I can sit around all day.” Lol. Those mall cart salesmen do just sit around.

  • @TommyMartiniMusic
    @TommyMartiniMusic Před rokem

    Every time I watch this it's like the first time I saw it. Straight up hilarious

  • @lyricallysikh1
    @lyricallysikh1 Před 13 lety

    lololol I'm rolling here omg that was hilarious. Always teste is one of my fav. his face expression is the best.

  • @volga1466
    @volga1466 Před 7 lety +9

    i used to grow stuff but not flowers knahimsayin

  • @mattdloughy5369
    @mattdloughy5369 Před 8 lety +28

    I feel so bad for this guy. it really is tough to get a job and these people could've at lease given him a shot. I'm sure he's got good intentions. good luck man!

    • @mattdloughy5369
      @mattdloughy5369 Před 8 lety +9

      No its not a joke. So many people can't get jobs out there because the system holds poor people down.

    • @mattdloughy5369
      @mattdloughy5369 Před 8 lety +11

      I dont have a sister man. Or an attic for that matter. But you shouldnt say that anyway.

    • @timramich
      @timramich Před 7 lety

      NYredneck845 Quit whining. Only losers can't find jobs. I started down at $10 at a company about 2½ years ago and I am now making $17.50 with more coming soon in the future.

    • @mattdloughy5369
      @mattdloughy5369 Před 7 lety

      I make 20 so suck it

    • @mattdloughy5369
      @mattdloughy5369 Před 7 lety +1

      Boo hop to you too

  • @TiffTC
    @TiffTC Před 15 lety +1

    Your urban accent is wicked! Sounds so real...your awesome!

  • @robertpoe1510
    @robertpoe1510 Před 5 lety

    Dude is so funny with the way he walks an clicks, I roll everytime he does it!!!!!

  • @whangie1
    @whangie1 Před 9 lety +49

    Is "The Tott" the "POP!" noise he makes with his mouth?

  • @torpedo192
    @torpedo192 Před 10 lety +4

    lolll Teste is the man!

  • @Jankinator
    @Jankinator Před 15 lety

    It worked both speakers for me...
    Anyways, great job, ed! (as always!) I loved it! And I love seeing the people's reactions after all, and the "good sports", etc.

  • @DRthunder16
    @DRthunder16 Před 15 lety

    this is the best intro to any video I've ever seen in my life, I watched it 20 times over before I watches the rest of the video

  • @yamahatyros2
    @yamahatyros2 Před 14 lety +4

    "I used to grow stuff but it wasn't flowers, if you know what i mean" :D

  • @MrBeachwaves
    @MrBeachwaves Před 3 lety +3

    “Nissan Murano, it’s pretty much an Infinity” and this why people don’t like sales people

  • @krusher603
    @krusher603 Před 15 lety

    Your videos are always great. They are hilarious. I love how you can do so many characters. It's amazing. Keep up the good work

  • @sweetkiki16
    @sweetkiki16 Před 14 lety

    They need to give you your own show on national television!! You are hilarious!!!

  • @YerMilkSer
    @YerMilkSer Před 9 lety +7

    This videos only works in the left earbud... My left earbud is broken...

  • @MrGodsmack123
    @MrGodsmack123 Před 10 lety +7

    I used to grow stuff, but it wasn't flowers if ya know what im sayin. lol.

    • @ZeegotKeys
      @ZeegotKeys Před 10 lety

      That was the greatest pine ever lil

  • @jordanjude8273
    @jordanjude8273 Před 2 lety

    He said can you give me 5 dollars so I can buy a pretzel haha. I just spit my food out 😂

  • @DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc

    My left ear loved this!

  • @JP-jl5oq
    @JP-jl5oq Před 10 lety +81

    its so ironic because its show how people look at people, yet he is making more then almost everyone in the video, perception

    • @DJSwedee
      @DJSwedee Před 10 lety +9

      Somebody's not from America...

    • @TrainerTakumi
      @TrainerTakumi Před 10 lety +4

      CherrySplosion DJ what does that even mean

    • @cizzie219
      @cizzie219 Před 10 lety +3

      Yeah, what does that even mean?

    • @lolah7528
      @lolah7528 Před 10 lety +4

      WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!?

    • @sithlordpalpatine8486
      @sithlordpalpatine8486 Před 10 lety +24

      I think what Dark Flash is saying is that, edbassmaster is so masterful at acting that the people in this video genuinely believe it to be authentic, they believe that Always Teste is real because of how reality based the character is.
      And so, he is saying that the people judging Always Teste don't realize edbassmaster is who he is and making the money that he is making. On the stremph tho, fo real.

  • @kysike666
    @kysike666 Před 9 lety +15

    can I get an appy.. haha

  • @ramalama9030
    @ramalama9030 Před 4 lety

    Man this guy is funny........I’m surprised he does not have his own talk show........can you imagine the fun. Just about anyone of his characters could be turned into a skit/sitcom........cant stop laughing!!!

  • @roguecalvinist
    @roguecalvinist Před 2 lety

    Lolol "I used to steal cars but then I incorporated it into selling cars" got me

  • @johnwilliams404
    @johnwilliams404 Před 5 lety +6

    The economy sucked because of liberal minded people but Thank God for President Trump he's trying to drain the swamp there in D.C.

  • @durbina09
    @durbina09 Před 9 lety +4

    Need more teste vids @edbassmaster

  • @GingerBoiFresh
    @GingerBoiFresh Před 15 lety

    lmao
    "a different kinda flower if ya know what i mean"
    lol
    awesome dude
    and i love how you show you asking what people think.
    looking forward to seeing you in future movies!
    keep it up man

  • @Putti509
    @Putti509 Před 13 lety +1

    this guy is amazing he started from scratch making hi's own videos and i would really love to see him get allot of fame for what he do!

  • @joeymonroe9504
    @joeymonroe9504 Před 4 lety +42

    "We're not hiring". Yep, that was the Obama years alright.

    • @esco5593
      @esco5593 Před 4 lety +2

      Lol "we're not hiring because the economy is... uh..."

    • @kingicicle
      @kingicicle Před 4 lety +3

      Retail jobs are decreasing under trump

    • @zf5656
      @zf5656 Před 4 lety +2

      Ya, let’s focus on that, not the actual employment rate. @BF Network

    • @Will-le8yj
      @Will-le8yj Před 4 lety

      post bush days you mean

    • @dementededits6524
      @dementededits6524 Před 4 lety

      BF Network you aren’t proving anything by cherry picking statistics

  • @RetroReset
    @RetroReset Před 7 lety +14

    The only pranks i laugh so hard is to Ed Bassmaster's pranks the guy is hilarious. But i miss Pssh, Ass Hair, Mumbles,Testy,and Skippy. he just does not do them anymore like he used to. come on Ed make a come back with those characters that we all love and enjoy..

    • @misshglady4lyfe
      @misshglady4lyfe Před 7 lety

      Reset Games yess plzzz and bring back tequila but in the street not no ph pranking

    • @RetroReset
      @RetroReset Před 7 lety

      +MissTenay H.G You bet

    • @Despond
      @Despond Před 7 lety

      I could watch hour clips of the hacker in pretty much everything. Hacker @ movies, hacker @ the hospital, hacker @ anywhere. So much wasted potential he doesn't do them anymore.

    • @dilflife6533
      @dilflife6533 Před 6 lety

      Despond he quit smoking and started vaping so unless you wanna see vaping hacker

  • @TheMidst
    @TheMidst Před 15 lety

    You are awesome.
    Even at the end when you tried to remove the awkwardness, it still came back.

  • @nOBODY036013
    @nOBODY036013 Před 11 lety

    lmao man best character and best video man thanks for the laughs

  • @11cacoo
    @11cacoo Před 9 lety +5

    click eheh...click eheh...click eheh... i dont steal no more tho dog gimme a job like for real for real...

  • @isaiahharris2179
    @isaiahharris2179 Před 4 lety +3

    2020 anyone?

  • @browntreasure
    @browntreasure Před 15 lety

    Wow...you are so amazing man...I laughed at everyone of ur videos, like holding onto my gut laughing cause I do not want to disturb anyone in my office lol...yes I am slackin i know...dont hate! lol but wow, you can change it up so great with ur voice and actions adn its very refreshing! Thanks man!

  • @tommyb1two3
    @tommyb1two3 Před 5 lety

    LOL, I would love to see more of these types of videos.

  • @muddafuggit3736
    @muddafuggit3736 Před 7 lety +4

    No free snacks?...shid I'm out...

  • @OwenGTA
    @OwenGTA Před 13 lety +3

    i used to grow stuff but it wasnt flowers if yuh know what im sayin"
    WEED

  • @mikeadx
    @mikeadx Před 15 lety

    well unlike most of you tube you are 4 for 4 i have watched 4 of your videos and have laughed very hard at every single one of them...your funny as hell bro...good work. im deff subscribing

  • @xingyufeng6859
    @xingyufeng6859 Před 6 lety

    when i feel down,i used to watch your videos,thank your videos for making me laugh

  • @ThePhrozenPhoenix
    @ThePhrozenPhoenix Před 14 lety

    these are the type of videos you should use teste for. this one was hilarious!

  • @CatDCarr20
    @CatDCarr20 Před 13 lety

    This is the best character! Sooooo funny! I die laughing everytime I watch these videos.

  • @MsFishingdog
    @MsFishingdog Před 2 lety +1

    Another great video.

  • @flexy2300
    @flexy2300 Před 5 lety

    so glad i discovered this channel

  • @johnnyjabbour5351
    @johnnyjabbour5351 Před 10 lety

    you are the most guy on youtube makes me really laugh! keep what you doing man! awesome pranks! cheers!

  • @Stubbs517
    @Stubbs517 Před 15 lety +2

    I love how you always mentioned doing something illegal while asking for a job. Hilarious (:

  • @Moonmanwalker
    @Moonmanwalker Před 14 lety

    I was having a bad day I watched this and it made it alittle better

  • @jeremygreiner6854
    @jeremygreiner6854 Před 6 lety

    Love the "click". My favorite part!

  • @huckleberry5085
    @huckleberry5085 Před rokem

    Ridiculous talent man. Unbelievably funny.

  • @VictorianNet87
    @VictorianNet87 Před 10 lety

    good at sitting around all day!!!!!!!!!! love it

  • @abenormalb2988
    @abenormalb2988 Před 6 lety

    Talented man. Hope you land the big one, one day, Ed.

  • @Tattoosbyt619
    @Tattoosbyt619 Před 3 lety

    Love this! Please do more. Hahaa

  • @whausauer
    @whausauer Před 15 lety

    this is youre best character! keep em comin

  • @ReyMaStA22
    @ReyMaStA22 Před 11 lety

    He is an amazing actor! Great character bro!

  • @dmosw8
    @dmosw8 Před 14 lety

    "i got some chains, does it matter where they come from.. do u investigate them" looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

  • @beauteroffdead
    @beauteroffdead Před 14 lety

    This is by far your funniest character, out in the public works better than the phone I think. You are funny as hell and I hope your career goes far. MAD T.V. material all the way! ~peace