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  • čas přidán 1. 07. 2023

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  • @savageantelope3306
    @savageantelope3306 Před 11 měsíci +3580

    “We’re a totally peaceful racist group” even killed the crowd lmao

    • @austinheighway
      @austinheighway Před 10 měsíci +172

      And then he had the audacity to turn around and point at everyone say, “NO STOP LAUGHING”

    • @sakura5sango6
      @sakura5sango6 Před 10 měsíci +41

      @@austinheighway IKR. "Who the hell are you even pointing at now??!" xD

    • @henocksherlock3340
      @henocksherlock3340 Před 4 měsíci

      They are more peaceful than any lousy left-wing crowd loonies & redditor dwellers. They don't loot & destroy properties

    • @anne402
      @anne402 Před 3 měsíci +15

      Freudian slip 😭

  • @jamesforgington3315
    @jamesforgington3315 Před 11 měsíci +14132

    Obama threatening the Jonas Brothers with Predator Drones sounds like something straight out of cards against humanity

    • @sieve5
      @sieve5 Před 11 měsíci +474

      @@Tawheed_Taqwa_Tawakkul That makes it 1000% funnier in the worst way.

    • @genericwhitekidthesecond4330
      @genericwhitekidthesecond4330 Před 11 měsíci +13

      Amazing

    • @_blank-_
      @_blank-_ Před 11 měsíci +99

      @@sieve5 Nah it's pretty tasteless, it would be like Putin joking about mercenaries

    • @Bell_plejdo568p
      @Bell_plejdo568p Před 11 měsíci +20

      @@_blank-_exactly

    • @dovidstaples9985
      @dovidstaples9985 Před 11 měsíci +113

      It's actually even more disturbing because he's jokingly referring to an incident where he actually murdered an American teenager with a drone.

  • @joebaumgart1146
    @joebaumgart1146 Před 11 měsíci +13466

    "We're a totally peaceful racist group"

    • @MommyKhaos
      @MommyKhaos Před 11 měsíci +1471

      The way he turned around like a fucking ghoul and pointed at them

    • @vietnamesenoodle3280
      @vietnamesenoodle3280 Před 11 měsíci +1216

      man tried to defend the group chat

    • @MrA6060
      @MrA6060 Před 11 měsíci +304

      leave me and the boys alone we are racist only with each other >:D

    • @KolMan2000
      @KolMan2000 Před 11 měsíci +278

      Average discord moderator

    • @hylianmango8272
      @hylianmango8272 Před 11 měsíci +107

      me defending the group chat

  • @Halbumen
    @Halbumen Před 11 měsíci +3374

    "c'mon larry! be gay!" will always be with me now

  • @quintiniusverginix7827
    @quintiniusverginix7827 Před 11 měsíci +6274

    The transition from the undeniably epic clip of Clinton playing the sax to the one of Hilary nae-naeing gave me whiplash

  • @matiya158
    @matiya158 Před 11 měsíci +4376

    I wish america was real

  • @LakesideTrey
    @LakesideTrey Před 11 měsíci +4128

    As a Kentuckian I can attest the representative is still rapping Rick and Morty to this day

  • @SeanKL107
    @SeanKL107 Před 11 měsíci +2098

    I forgot the time President Obama threatened to kill the Jonas Brothers with a drone

    • @dovidstaples9985
      @dovidstaples9985 Před 11 měsíci

      I almost forgot how this joke came after he actually did murder an American teenager with a drone. Obama is war criminal just like Bush

    • @SahloFolina2161
      @SahloFolina2161 Před 7 měsíci +21

      I never even knew it happened.

    • @_exolite
      @_exolite Před 4 měsíci +26

      I hope you know how wild of a sentence this is

    • @vanconojl
      @vanconojl Před 4 měsíci +2

      xD

  • @someasiandude4797
    @someasiandude4797 Před 4 měsíci +647

    Hearing someone cheering and yelling “bye bye pervert!” Is the funniest thing in existence

    • @bluesteno64
      @bluesteno64 Před 4 měsíci +3

      1:40 is truly hilarious

    • @earthavi
      @earthavi Před 3 měsíci +1

      tbf he was a pervert lol

  • @My-cat-is-staring-at-you
    @My-cat-is-staring-at-you Před 11 měsíci +7440

    My country is a living parody of itself.

    • @spaghettiking7312
      @spaghettiking7312 Před 11 měsíci +49

      Too true.

    • @omarenriqueguzmanlopez3522
      @omarenriqueguzmanlopez3522 Před 11 měsíci +247

      We're at that point where GTA radio seems sane in comparison

    • @imscaredandconfused
      @imscaredandconfused Před 11 měsíci +40

      i love it, too bad that if almost anything happens in your country, the shit rolls downhill to another countries aswell. Maybe not n. korea or other countries like that but Europe for example

    • @vihailevagi
      @vihailevagi Před 11 měsíci +16

      America isn’t like this? They’re just cherry-picked clips?

    • @reizayin
      @reizayin Před 11 měsíci +30

      Could be worse, we could be the UK

  • @gregh5061
    @gregh5061 Před 11 měsíci +3873

    Obama casually saying "Predator drones" is dark asf.

    • @Bell_plejdo568p
      @Bell_plejdo568p Před 11 měsíci +75

      Exactly it’s not funny

    • @dovidstaples9985
      @dovidstaples9985 Před 11 měsíci +194

      That's because he actually did murder an American teenager with a drone and that's what he's joking about here

    • @Bell_plejdo568p
      @Bell_plejdo568p Před 11 měsíci +28

      @@dovidstaples9985 exactly and many other

    • @dovidstaples9985
      @dovidstaples9985 Před 11 měsíci +104

      @@Bell_plejdo568p and he bombed a Doctor's Without Borders hospital

    • @Bell_plejdo568p
      @Bell_plejdo568p Před 11 měsíci +37

      @@dovidstaples9985 that’s all we know he probably did a lot way worse shit

  • @jonathancampbell5231
    @jonathancampbell5231 Před 11 měsíci +3360

    I was rolling my eyes at Mike Pence until I realised it was Garfield he was honouring- Garfield deserves respect.

    • @ookami5329
      @ookami5329 Před 11 měsíci +174

      bro just rolling his eyes before he knows what the man is even saying

    • @EliteWood1337
      @EliteWood1337 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@ookami5329 the natural response to a retarded politician 🤪

    • @austinthesan-antonian3932
      @austinthesan-antonian3932 Před 11 měsíci

      The only based thing pence has done lol

    • @delano4526
      @delano4526 Před 11 měsíci +25

      @@ookami5329 fax I only ignore Joe because he only says racist things or gibberish so what else should I expect

    • @KorvasYT
      @KorvasYT Před 11 měsíci +18

      Honestly I thought he was gonna honor Socks(Clinton's cat)

  • @daisybeaulieu1789
    @daisybeaulieu1789 Před 11 měsíci +1327

    imagine going back in time to like 1776 and showing the founding fathers these compilations

    • @space__idklmao
      @space__idklmao Před 11 měsíci +135

      They would probably crucify Adams for the church and state comment

    • @death4metal201
      @death4metal201 Před 11 měsíci +92

      Knowing half the people in this comp, we deftintly still need separation of Church and state

    • @A_Spooky_Dude
      @A_Spooky_Dude Před 11 měsíci +8

      Fun Fact: time traveling goofballs are actually the reason we have the electoral college! For this exact reason, too!

    • @sakura5sango6
      @sakura5sango6 Před 10 měsíci +2

      They would be the same not gonna lie xd

    • @saagabragi6938
      @saagabragi6938 Před 8 měsíci

      They'd change their minds about independence if they learned America became the worst country in the world.

  • @WordUnheard
    @WordUnheard Před 11 měsíci +3508

    2:44 MTG actually said "Peach tree dish" instead of "petri dish".
    This is one of the many, many reasons why you don't choose politics over science.

    • @FawfulDied
      @FawfulDied Před 11 měsíci +95

      I actually think she knows how to say it, and knows exactly what she's doing. Having listened to her speak on C-SPAN, the way she "misspeaks" is just too perfect.

    • @altr-d5177
      @altr-d5177 Před 11 měsíci +211

      I can’t believe that Magic: the Gathering actually said that

    • @efenedick1305
      @efenedick1305 Před 11 měsíci +27

      Or, if you do choose politics, they need to go together

    • @GaySatanicClowns
      @GaySatanicClowns Před 11 měsíci

      It made me plan to get a pretty little plate with peach branches on it for my grandma. And when I give it to her I'll explain the backstory and she'll find it hilarious.

    • @SleepyGolen
      @SleepyGolen Před 11 měsíci +61

      I lost brain cells listening to her dw

  • @personnoun7086
    @personnoun7086 Před 11 měsíci +749

    "... despite having died last month" damn that killed me

    • @antonberkbigler5759
      @antonberkbigler5759 Před 4 měsíci +13

      Legit I did a double take, went back ten seconds thinking “did I just hear that right?”

  • @GrubbyWubby
    @GrubbyWubby Před 11 měsíci +4413

    oh man i hope i don't have to eat the meat that grows in a peach tree dish

    • @dguy0386
      @dguy0386 Před 11 měsíci +48

      that's actually something my family talked about at the dinner table the other day apparently meat grown in laboratories is something people are working on

    • @sammyismuff
      @sammyismuff Před 11 měsíci

      First they took away your coal 💨and now the deepstate will take away your pigs 🐖 cows 🐄 and chickens 🐓 They’ll feed you a more economical 💵 ethical 👼 lab grown meat 🥩 and you won’t even know the difference. At least we now know where planned parenthood’s waste is going 🙀

      This country is beyond satire

    • @infinitium8460
      @infinitium8460 Před 11 měsíci +352

      @@dguy0386 The joke is that it's called a petri (pea-tree) dish, not a "peach-tree" dish.
      Also, how is this a political debate? It's a new food source, what's wrong with it? Let the science of growing tissue develop. Think of its other uses, things like growing skin for grafts, replacing lost muscles, etc

    • @hamburgerhamburgerv2
      @hamburgerhamburgerv2 Před 11 měsíci +180

      @@infinitium8460Marjorie Taylor Greene is a politician and far-right conspiracy theorist.
      She also has brought memes into Congress.

    • @PetBrickProductions
      @PetBrickProductions Před 11 měsíci +1

      Yeah I heard that Bill Gates was putting micro chips in there too. The thing is, we have no idea if they're lightly salted chips, barbecue chips, or straight up Doritios.

  • @felipebulac
    @felipebulac Před 11 měsíci +1369

    I haven't slept in nearly 24 hours and watching that middle aged man rapping Rick and Morty by Soulja Boy is making my reality implode

    • @jakeyford127
      @jakeyford127 Před 11 měsíci +28

      Dawg go to sleep 😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😌😌😌😌😌😴😴😥😣😴😌😴😴😴😌😌

    • @PissyLissy
      @PissyLissy Před 11 měsíci +10

      I hope you get some sleep man

    • @necromech_
      @necromech_ Před 10 měsíci +8

      good to know i'm not the only one, all of my memories have been blending together

    • @spencykings3182
      @spencykings3182 Před 2 měsíci

      @@necromech_ you go to sleep too

  • @yams8445
    @yams8445 Před 11 měsíci +1260

    “And now they’re saying I groped a male staffer.”
    “Yeah, I did!”
    I choked so bad on my water oml💀💀

    • @dutchvonrichardson
      @dutchvonrichardson Před 10 měsíci +19

      I mean how can you follow that up huh? American politics, it’s not for everyone, and even we don’t like it😅

    • @tdun15
      @tdun15 Před 10 měsíci +9

      tim robinson energy

    • @40watt53
      @40watt53 Před 5 měsíci

      choked? 😳

  • @tamarawingfield9325
    @tamarawingfield9325 Před 4 měsíci +200

    "BYE BYE, PERVERT!!" and "I Yield MY TIME." are probably two of the greatest reactions/announcements ever made, in my opinion.

  • @swiftedg
    @swiftedg Před 11 měsíci +1105

    2:42 she clearly knows a lot about "peach tree dishes"

    • @francisnicolas1819
      @francisnicolas1819 Před 11 měsíci +132

      I know our representatives are supposed to represent the actual intelligence level of most Americans, but Jesus, I didn't mean like this.

    • @Chrnan6710
      @Chrnan6710 Před 11 měsíci +46

      Especially being from Georgia

    • @swiftedg
      @swiftedg Před 11 měsíci +31

      @@francisnicolas1819 Have you tried the delicious re-preservatives from this fine peach tree?

    • @buttsmcgee1227
      @buttsmcgee1227 Před 11 měsíci +10

      @@Chrnan6710 Petri Street, Petri Road

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ Před 11 měsíci

      @@francisnicolas1819 She represents the actual intelligence level of the average American redneck

  • @roopkd
    @roopkd Před 11 měsíci +305

    I don’t know what’s funnier the, “He should take up knitting” or the guy who won a seat despite being long dead
    💀💀

  • @keagaming9837
    @keagaming9837 Před 11 měsíci +3288

    It does not matter what you believe in, it does not matter what or who you think is right or wrong.
    We can all agree that this is comedy gold.

    • @cosinev1265
      @cosinev1265 Před 11 měsíci

      I'm so tired of seeing these centrist bullshit comments floating to the top of these videos

    • @Edp445IsAPedo96
      @Edp445IsAPedo96 Před 11 měsíci +23

      Clown world

    • @insanepykl3603
      @insanepykl3603 Před 11 měsíci +22

      Yes as much as I despise mr schiff. I despised him the least when he had to sing for the Mets.
      This is truly something people of all sides of the isle can enjoy

    • @anbadname
      @anbadname Před 11 měsíci

      And most of us can agree that american politics are autistic

    • @itachispinkytoe6289
      @itachispinkytoe6289 Před 11 měsíci +3

      why does someone have to say this under every single one of these videos

  • @BthIX
    @BthIX Před 11 měsíci +1748

    Suggestions for part 4:
    -Jeb Bush's "please clap"
    -Trump at the 2016 debates saying "small hands means something else, i assure you there is no problem down there"
    -Pete Buttigeig's "come on you gotta clap for that"
    -last week Lindsey Graham being invited on stage by Trump and boo'ed at during his entire speech
    Hillary's "Pokemon Go To The Polls"
    -new DeSantis War Room ad featuring Patrick Bateman and Gigachad
    -white people dancing horribly at Pete Buttigeig rally

    • @tornadodex1366
      @tornadodex1366 Před 11 měsíci +45

      PLEASE add the gigachad ad

    • @bautistacano4085
      @bautistacano4085 Před 11 měsíci +40

      the Hillary pokemon one was in the first part i think, the rest are gold lmao

    • @eles928
      @eles928 Před 11 měsíci +28

      DeSantis's Twitter campaign launch and the Trump Campaigns' subsequent parody need to be on there too

    • @bsame
      @bsame Před 11 měsíci +24

      Joe Biden falling off of a bike

    • @annderainer1277
      @annderainer1277 Před 11 měsíci

      I'd like to add Marjorie Taylor Green and boeberts bitch fight on the congress floor

  • @bananabrain364
    @bananabrain364 Před 11 měsíci +651

    Just a couple ideas. AOC playing Among Us, Ted Cruz reading 'Green Eggs and Ham' during his 21 hour filibuster, and of course the Tiger King guy

    • @yams8445
      @yams8445 Před 11 měsíci +44

      Can’t forget Donald trump getting his entire audience to start chanting “turn off the lights”

    • @yansu1269
      @yansu1269 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Green eggs and ham >>>>>

    • @KincaidCalder-vn6bo
      @KincaidCalder-vn6bo Před 10 měsíci +1

      Wait what about AOC?

    • @acoustic_.
      @acoustic_. Před 10 měsíci +4

      @@KincaidCalder-vn6boshe played among us

    • @realperson9104
      @realperson9104 Před 10 měsíci +3

      Gotta include "I am work with many police officers."

  • @jakobchrist2792
    @jakobchrist2792 Před 11 měsíci +452

    The first guy delivered his message perfectly..

    • @micosstar
      @micosstar Před 11 měsíci +44

      it’s a banger!

    • @TheTELproductions
      @TheTELproductions Před 11 měsíci +37

      I met that same guy on counter strike a while ago, he seemed like a good dude actually

    • @noenaem1389
      @noenaem1389 Před 4 měsíci +1

      What’s the video called? I love it

    • @noenaem1389
      @noenaem1389 Před 4 měsíci +18

      @@TheTELproductionsif u see him again tell him I have a crush on him

    • @mirihawk
      @mirihawk Před 2 měsíci +3

      “i yield my time, FUCK YOU” ik he was giggling for weeks after that

  • @bloxrocks5179
    @bloxrocks5179 Před 11 měsíci +187

    "I lost a bet"
    that phrase will explain pretty much anything tbh

  • @judeconnor-macintyre9874
    @judeconnor-macintyre9874 Před 11 měsíci +227

    "We haven't done anything. We're a totally peaceful racist group"
    What could the context possibly be?

  • @Splatteringram
    @Splatteringram Před 11 měsíci +530

    If someone who didn’t live through Covid watched the press release on Obama reaching over the chipotle sneeze guard, it would be the funniest clip in here by far.

  • @anyandeverything15
    @anyandeverything15 Před 11 měsíci +878

    America gotta be the only country where a mayor would be expected to have a policy position on another nation.

    • @duncanniess1338
      @duncanniess1338 Před 11 měsíci +72

      He *is* running for president

    • @NekoinaBox2000
      @NekoinaBox2000 Před 11 měsíci +28

      @@duncanniess1338 Yes but in most countries, they want you to get people on your cabnet that actually know the issues to help you, not be managing 100 issues a day, on your own because as president you just aren't doing that.

    • @joshuaespinoza8325
      @joshuaespinoza8325 Před 11 měsíci +3

      my mayor 🤦‍♂, who i was supposed to be working for, until he turned me away and decided to run for president 🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂

    • @redhidinghood9337
      @redhidinghood9337 Před 11 měsíci +41

      ​@@NekoinaBox2000as a potential president you should know at least the basics

    • @azc261
      @azc261 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Are you talking about the Uyghurs?

  • @AN-jz3kf
    @AN-jz3kf Před 11 měsíci +392

    3:32 the Happy Birthday Garfield Commission has got to be the most important thing Mike Pence has ever done

  • @popcornjunky8217
    @popcornjunky8217 Před 11 měsíci +379

    the best and worst part about all of this is thankfully there will be another episode coming soon. the content flow from the inner circle is strong

  • @malaizze
    @malaizze Před 6 měsíci +113

    3:56 This clip is actually incredible, not because of what Adams is saying but because this is one of the few solitary moments his brain wasn’t occupied with thinking of new ways to kill homeless people

  • @joebaumgart1146
    @joebaumgart1146 Před 11 měsíci +372

    Now we need a Bristish version.

    • @jacobarmour6325
      @jacobarmour6325 Před 11 měsíci +87

      British politics is less pop culture but I love how cynical, sarcastic and dry their humour is. Genuinely basically every Parliament session has constant cheering jeering and chuckling 😅

    • @user-jh8xp5xl7m
      @user-jh8xp5xl7m Před 11 měsíci +15

      and a Canadian version

    • @alexj.5207
      @alexj.5207 Před 11 měsíci +3

      A BLOO passport

    • @shredderly
      @shredderly Před 11 měsíci +11

      OOOOOOOOORRRRRDAAAAAAH

    • @SykoMuffin
      @SykoMuffin Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@user-jh8xp5xl7mit would just be nothing but Ralph Klein quotes lol

  • @BigBackBuddy
    @BigBackBuddy Před 11 měsíci +506

    I’ve got to say you guys are the funniest country there is.

    • @dildo_destroyer-445
      @dildo_destroyer-445 Před 11 měsíci +26

      As a true American I can confidently say that my country is it's going to fall apart because Joe Biden mispronounce

    • @BigBackBuddy
      @BigBackBuddy Před 11 měsíci +10

      @@dildo_destroyer-445 Yeah for your sake I hope to god that man doesn’t win 2024.

    • @lazerpie101
      @lazerpie101 Před 11 měsíci +66

      @@BigBackBuddy What's sad is that he's still better than the major opposing candidates.

    • @Teal-c
      @Teal-c Před 11 měsíci +10

      Australia has some good gaffes too as we like to copy American politics

    • @thughunter.com-
      @thughunter.com- Před 11 měsíci +7

      @@lazerpie101 true

  • @sibrilliant
    @sibrilliant Před 11 měsíci +156

    The part with Bush Sr. and broccoli was so damn wholesome and funny

  • @gamefreakforlife
    @gamefreakforlife Před 11 měsíci +410

    For some reason the woman saying peach tree disk when trying to say petri dish is what killed me.
    They don't even know their own language and are active in politics.

    • @alicevioleta3184
      @alicevioleta3184 Před 11 měsíci +83

      she's a representative from my state... we're fucked.

    • @ohheyfullmetal
      @ohheyfullmetal Před 11 měsíci +66

      You should look her up because she says some of the CRAZIEST shit I have ever heard in my life on the daily

    • @Dominian1
      @Dominian1 Před 11 měsíci

      I'd vote Rep every day of the week, but MTG is the embodiement of the Dunning-Kruger effect. It's hard to tell where her stupidity ends and her insanity begins.

    • @ForsakenBacon89
      @ForsakenBacon89 Před 11 měsíci +32

      She also thinks Jewish space lazers started the California wildfires

    • @Rexini_Kobalt
      @Rexini_Kobalt Před 11 měsíci +5

      reminds me of gespacho police 😂

  • @toothscrape
    @toothscrape Před 11 měsíci +458

    "what's a uygher?" i've never laughed so hard in my fucking life i'd vote for him based on that alone holy fuck i'm in literal tears

    • @whitneysmiltank
      @whitneysmiltank Před 11 měsíci +20

      what are figurative tears?

    • @zhakest8328
      @zhakest8328 Před 11 měsíci +8

      I honestly don’t get what that means at all

    • @Rexini_Kobalt
      @Rexini_Kobalt Před 11 měsíci

      ​@zhakest8328 its a muslim minority group in china that is currently undergoing _straight up genocide_ by the ccp, including labor camps and organ harvesting. pretty typical ccp stuff. the original commentor is basically saying he has the same amount of humanity as a nazi, i.e. none 🙃, and so did 109 other people

    • @jjabbott7249
      @jjabbott7249 Před 11 měsíci +113

      @@zhakest8328 I think the funny part is that a uygher is essentially an oppressed Muslim group in China. There's a massive human rights issue over it, so a politician should absolutely know what that is.

    • @timurdobrianskyi179
      @timurdobrianskyi179 Před 11 měsíci +8

      @@whitneysmiltankwhen you're figure drawing, and you accidentally draw tears

  • @zonarde
    @zonarde Před 11 měsíci +103

    0:37 this feels like it would be part of the blooper reel at the end of a movie

  • @hioman
    @hioman Před 11 měsíci +297

    If you do a part 4 you should do the one video where a guy shows up to a zoom town hall meeting dressed as a clown, and says "as a clown I don't feel underrepresented in the government"

    • @dollin9515
      @dollin9515 Před 11 měsíci +5

      He really shouldn't lol

    • @aurea.
      @aurea. Před 6 měsíci +2

      Legendary

  • @ActualAlien_
    @ActualAlien_ Před 4 měsíci +22

    2:06 he sounds like he's trying to hold back tears

  • @redfaction7185
    @redfaction7185 Před 10 měsíci +73

    Man, I can only imagine how much of these out-of-context moments would be made in back then. Especially with Andrew Jackson.

    • @amoureux6502
      @amoureux6502 Před 10 měsíci +18

      Lincoln made up a persona to basically send troll letters to a political rival of his, James Shields, leading to them planning a sword duel on a small island in the Mississippi; I can only imagine what kind of antics these vids would include if we could have clips from that far back

    • @CalvinNoire
      @CalvinNoire Před 8 měsíci +7

      @@amoureux6502 Lincoln is a professional wrestler, imagine the crazy clips we can get.

    • @Ultravenom1
      @Ultravenom1 Před 4 měsíci +4

      If only we could have recorded every duel Jackson was in. It'd make history class insane.

  • @ChronicNewb
    @ChronicNewb Před 11 měsíci +99

    "meat that grows in a peach tree dish" I'm dying

  • @SleepyGolen
    @SleepyGolen Před 11 měsíci +97

    Some of them are genuinely funny and not serious stuff but the other ones make me want to move to Iceland right away

    • @nathangaspacio6128
      @nathangaspacio6128 Před 10 měsíci +19

      Fr, the totally peaceful racist group one is hilarious but then hearing a guy say that church and state are inseparable is very concerning.

    • @Gabriel_JudgeofHell
      @Gabriel_JudgeofHell Před 3 měsíci

      @@nathangaspacio6128that random the guy is the mayor of my city

  • @ziongite
    @ziongite Před 11 měsíci +127

    0:36 why is the woman the only one to laugh, that was hilarious. The men sitting next to her all have stone faces like they are barely human and don't even have emotions or understand humour, quite scary.

    • @Beaverhound
      @Beaverhound Před 11 měsíci +11

      The men didn't really look like they were paying attention in the first place, so maybe they didn't understand what he said.

  • @user-xn5kk5ky4n
    @user-xn5kk5ky4n Před 6 měsíci +24

    "Mr. Speaker please tell me my time is expired" fucking, lol.

  • @crownefarious8436
    @crownefarious8436 Před 11 měsíci +32

    2:00 WHY DOES HE SOUND LIKE HE'S IN GENUINE ANGUISH THO 💀

  • @emica1427
    @emica1427 Před 11 měsíci +68

    American politics is like the funniest sitcom

  • @darrianphillips
    @darrianphillips Před 11 měsíci +550

    Joking about killing more people with drones because he knows he got away with it.

    • @fredsifyable
      @fredsifyable Před 11 měsíci +3

      😮‍💨

    • @genericwhitekidthesecond4330
      @genericwhitekidthesecond4330 Před 11 měsíci +57

      Sometimes admitting to the crime in a joking manner is the best way to keep people distracted

    • @Bell_plejdo568p
      @Bell_plejdo568p Před 11 měsíci +7

      Exactly he’s a criminal

    • @wafflepoet5437
      @wafflepoet5437 Před 11 měsíci +7

      @@Bell_plejdo568pIndeed. Criminality, to say nothing of war crimes, is literally a requisite of being POTUS.

    • @haywoodjablowmi1427
      @haywoodjablowmi1427 Před 11 měsíci +12

      @@Bell_plejdo568p That’s what happens when you’re president of a country like the US. Every US president has blood on their hands…

  • @Evan-px6jb
    @Evan-px6jb Před 11 měsíci +27

    We are living in a South Park episode

    • @vihailevagi
      @vihailevagi Před 11 měsíci

      Yes, because cherry-picked clips mean we’re living in a South Park episode

    • @drelezar7745
      @drelezar7745 Před 11 měsíci

      Or GTA 5

  • @Datroflshopper
    @Datroflshopper Před 11 měsíci +72

    The broccoli clip had me rolling

  • @theonetruebean8800
    @theonetruebean8800 Před 11 měsíci +24

    "bill gates fake meat grown in a peach tree dish", my favorite quote ever

  • @Icepiq72
    @Icepiq72 Před 11 měsíci +27

    Politicians trying to be relatable is such a huge slap on the face

  • @DragonsAndDragons777
    @DragonsAndDragons777 Před 11 měsíci +158

    Whoever makes these, they are absolutely hilarious

  • @tyler3876
    @tyler3876 Před 11 měsíci +30

    Mike Pence shouting out Garfield is the representation we all need

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn Před 11 měsíci +114

    2:07 american politicians when theyre asked what to do about real wages dropping and more vacant houses than unhoused people

    • @entertainmint3030
      @entertainmint3030 Před 11 měsíci +5

      *Homeless

    • @hamburgerhamburgerv2
      @hamburgerhamburgerv2 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Republican Party

    • @SilverDart214
      @SilverDart214 Před 11 měsíci +21

      @@hamburgerhamburgerv2 Both parties are at fault here not just the Republicans

    • @jamesburdian56
      @jamesburdian56 Před 11 měsíci +16

      @@SilverDart214m8 it’s just capitalism at this point

    • @ChupeTTe
      @ChupeTTe Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@jamesburdian56
      Na bro its america in europe we are also capitalist we boat good, japanese are capitalists theyre even better off than europeans somehow. Its a merica problem

  • @sachiekat1238
    @sachiekat1238 Před 11 měsíci +83

    How is this the most powerful nation on earth

    • @DeusTex-Mex
      @DeusTex-Mex Před 11 měsíci +25

      money

    • @DanceySteveYNWA
      @DanceySteveYNWA Před 11 měsíci +13

      Britain hooked them up.

    • @henryneubert7798
      @henryneubert7798 Před 11 měsíci +34

      Their geography makes their playthrough into an easy mode. It's almost unfair. Large population (due to size and immigration being attractive), fertile lands, long coasts, resources, distance from european conflicts and their country already started westernized. During the 20th century, the european dwarf states basically commited suicide in the form of the 2 World Wars, and the Soviet Union collapsed due to having an equally delusional ideology but being honest about it's authoritarianism instead of masquerading itself as a democracy. By having that minimalistic democratic system, the USA has the legitimacy of a democracy in the eyes of its own poorly educated people while also having a strong leader and a nice and stable oligarchical skeleton. It's not really about competence, you basically have to screw up on purpose to not become the most powerful nation with this geography and historical circumstances.

    • @Bell_plejdo568p
      @Bell_plejdo568p Před 11 měsíci

      @@henryneubert7798wdym it’s started westernizing and yes thease polictions are puppet the deep start runs everything

    • @Bell_plejdo568p
      @Bell_plejdo568p Před 11 měsíci

      @@henryneubert7798also the US is a imperlist nation and destroy any economic and military competitors

  • @deelynnpowers1668
    @deelynnpowers1668 Před 11 měsíci +86

    “What’s a Uyghur”😂😂😂😂

    • @loenk2651
      @loenk2651 Před 11 měsíci +43

      Tbf, if the word wasn't on screen I wouldn't have understood what he was saying either. It sounded like "weeger" or something.

    • @jupjup7845
      @jupjup7845 Před 11 měsíci +17

      @@loenk2651 the joke is that people in politics should usually have at least the 5th grade knowledge of world events to know who the uyghurs are

    • @loenk2651
      @loenk2651 Před 11 měsíci +13

      @@jupjup7845 I know, but I also know who the Uygurs are. The pronunciation of that guy was just really weird, so I couldn't tell what he was saying.

    • @andylea2718
      @andylea2718 Před 11 měsíci +9

      @@loenk2651that’s how it’s pronounced though, at least by anyone in any mainstream american news outlet

    • @artOVtrolling
      @artOVtrolling Před 11 měsíci

      Yo that’s racist. We call them black culture appropriators.

  • @MirrorDepth
    @MirrorDepth Před 11 měsíci +20

    America is truly the Florida of the world.

    • @PerogiXW
      @PerogiXW Před 11 měsíci +7

      Maybe Earth is the Florida of the Milky Way, and that's why the aliens won't talk to us

    • @ingeaten
      @ingeaten Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@PerogiXWhonestly, can't blame 'em

  • @staciemohler4624
    @staciemohler4624 Před 11 měsíci +27

    1:54 i respect the honesty

  • @MrBigCookieCrumble
    @MrBigCookieCrumble Před 11 měsíci +21

    OK the broccoli bit at the end is actually hillarious.

  • @DHawkBeats
    @DHawkBeats Před 10 měsíci +15

    Starting off immediately with the guy yelling over zoom and the lady going thank you was already crazy 😂

  • @zh2266
    @zh2266 Před 11 měsíci +13

    2:45 "a peach tree dish"

    • @alex_mcburney
      @alex_mcburney Před 11 měsíci +4

      My favorite scientific instrument

    • @bluesteno64
      @bluesteno64 Před 4 měsíci

      I love using those in pale e on tall oh ghee! /joke

  • @darthfastball1150
    @darthfastball1150 Před 11 měsíci +16

    You HAVE to include parts of the 2022 Arizona Republican candidates for Governor debates. It was one of the most unhinged videos I’ve ever watched

  • @sunnysidedown404
    @sunnysidedown404 Před 11 měsíci +6

    1:59 "I'm Stan and I was wrong. I'm singing the Stan Wrong Song"

  • @emjay0h
    @emjay0h Před 11 měsíci +55

    This country is so freaking goofy and I love living in it

  • @marksmanstits
    @marksmanstits Před 10 měsíci +7

    "... managed to win a seat tuesday in nevada state assembly, despite having died last month" got me so good omg

  • @westmezzanine4321
    @westmezzanine4321 Před 11 měsíci +77

    I swear MTG lives on another planet
    Edit: Also would love to see W's "fool me once" gaffe in one of these compilations if you keep making them. Makes me laugh every time

    • @grugiv
      @grugiv Před 11 měsíci +1

      gamer pfp

  • @annieothername
    @annieothername Před 11 měsíci +26

    Our system was (further) crushed by the 24hr news cycle but now we have treasure trove of the funniest content, thank you for watching decades old clips and cutting them all together!

  • @jjames3948
    @jjames3948 Před 11 měsíci +10

    We live in a cartoon. Or, perhaps a peach-tree dish.

  • @SamuraiBonesie
    @SamuraiBonesie Před 11 měsíci +14

    0:57 naw this is just a good politician lmao

  • @mythcat1273
    @mythcat1273 Před 4 měsíci +4

    0:36 dude imagine getting laughed at by that many people in a situation that's supposed to be completely serious

  • @rice_frying_shrimp
    @rice_frying_shrimp Před 11 měsíci +8

    "fake meat that grows in a peachtree dish" well bone apple teeth to me, that sounds delish!

  • @DigitalWolverine
    @DigitalWolverine Před 11 měsíci +68

    Knowing you make these amazing edits and also update Wikipedia pages on some of these political goofballs is nothing short of astounding. Great work!

  • @gracegirl1086
    @gracegirl1086 Před 11 měsíci +29

    Respect for the self control concerning the lack of Biden clips.

    • @diegoflores9237
      @diegoflores9237 Před 11 měsíci +21

      The video would be too long if biden was included

  • @WarmWarthog
    @WarmWarthog Před 11 měsíci +7

    3:04: Peter Griffin jumpscare warning

  • @killerking1987
    @killerking1987 Před 11 měsíci +31

    “If you don’t vote for me, you ain’t black”
    -Joe Biden on the 2020 campaign

  • @ObamaYemenJokes
    @ObamaYemenJokes Před 11 měsíci +7

    Oh my the predator drone threat. That's why we call him Drone Strike Barry

  • @chrisrosencrans
    @chrisrosencrans Před 11 měsíci +6

    "Come on man be gay" fucking killed me 😂

  • @noremfor
    @noremfor Před 11 měsíci +21

    Beto saying "motherfucker" gets me everytime

    • @claudioroberto6554
      @claudioroberto6554 Před 11 měsíci +2

      What's the context for that btw, I have zero idea about who any of these people are.

    • @ef2293
      @ef2293 Před 11 měsíci +7

      ​@@claudioroberto6554He's a Democrat who was running for governor of heavily Republican Texas, iirc some guy started laughing when he was talking about kids being killed in school shootings and he got understandably mad

    • @chaotickreg7024
      @chaotickreg7024 Před 11 měsíci +10

      He's the only one actually being serious about guns killing kids, but some people might think he's over the top (I don't know how you could be too angry about child murder but whatever)

  • @dguy0386
    @dguy0386 Před 11 měsíci +18

    please keep posting these they are awesome!!!

  • @bruhnation7868
    @bruhnation7868 Před 11 měsíci +75

    please never stop posting these

  • @lampinasuit892
    @lampinasuit892 Před 11 měsíci +10

    1:42 He made this speech after it was made public he was arrested for trying to hire a male prostitute, so he did turn out to be gay

  • @jermasus
    @jermasus Před 11 měsíci +16

    i cant get over bush saying barbara loves broccoli for the broccoli voters

  • @anscart2969
    @anscart2969 Před 11 měsíci +10

    Finally another compilation of my favourite comedy show: US politics

  • @0cthulhu077
    @0cthulhu077 Před 11 měsíci +12

    love these so much makes you feel better about how screwed we are

  • @fidstudio4930
    @fidstudio4930 Před 11 měsíci +68

    the first guy is based

    • @csendesmmunista8867
      @csendesmmunista8867 Před 11 měsíci +33

      thing is, full first clip was about how his friends got brutally harassed by the police in a peaceful blm protest. :'(

    • @fidstudio4930
      @fidstudio4930 Před 11 měsíci +22

      @@csendesmmunista8867 oh then he's not based

    • @zepporiii
      @zepporiii Před 11 měsíci

      @@fidstudio4930he have a very big fuck you energy

    • @fishinghobo
      @fishinghobo Před 11 měsíci +11

      @@csendesmmunista8867
      ”peaceful”

    • @csendesmmunista8867
      @csendesmmunista8867 Před 11 měsíci

      @@fishinghobo yes, the caller said peaceful protests.
      czcams.com/video/6_5yzEYgTpc/video.html

  • @The_TinesJathian
    @The_TinesJathian Před 11 měsíci +12

    gotta watch out for the peach tree dishes

  • @---bs8dp
    @---bs8dp Před 11 měsíci +4

    This is the greatest channel concept of all time

  • @Homme_Pur
    @Homme_Pur Před 11 měsíci +12

    the us is constantly in south park mode, that's actually quite impressive

  • @jackneri9
    @jackneri9 Před 11 měsíci +6

    Your channel is putting out great content. Keep it up.

  • @jacobwmccoy
    @jacobwmccoy Před 10 měsíci

    Thank you, seriously! All three are funny!

  • @ilovetheunitiesnations
    @ilovetheunitiesnations Před 11 měsíci +1

    6 pack of beer and this channel has made the best night of my life

  • @micahtrujill04
    @micahtrujill04 Před 11 měsíci +4

    The first clip is the best "Thank You" ☺️☺️

  • @PlayerEngineer
    @PlayerEngineer Před 11 měsíci +46

    Should we trust someone that calls a petri dish a peach-tree dish

    • @ingeaten
      @ingeaten Před 10 měsíci

      Only if it was intentional imo

  • @greenhydra10
    @greenhydra10 Před 10 měsíci +6

    0:37 Once in a lifetime, all humanity may join hands in laughing at someone.

  • @LauraTeAhoWhite
    @LauraTeAhoWhite Před 11 měsíci

    This is one of the best channels on youtube

  • @SpaceEmos
    @SpaceEmos Před 4 měsíci +6

    2:54 are y’all okay in America 😭😭 please don’t tell me she’s someone in power

    • @jakesoares1280
      @jakesoares1280 Před měsícem +2

      yea she’s a republican member of congress named marjorie taylor green

    • @WisconAvgeek
      @WisconAvgeek Před 15 dny +1

      She’s insane and from Georgia

  • @zazzzyman
    @zazzzyman Před 11 měsíci +4

    The "thank you" after the dude popped off was so good.

    • @bluesteno64
      @bluesteno64 Před 4 měsíci

      She has so much self control.

  • @Big_Baby_Jesus
    @Big_Baby_Jesus Před 11 měsíci

    Please keep making these video's, this content is gold.
    Youve got a new sub

  • @TheGreatLlamaJockey
    @TheGreatLlamaJockey Před 11 měsíci +21

    5:06 even though I hate Bush’s guts it’s so wholesome to watch him scare Angela Merkel while at some NATO meeting lol

    • @vihailevagi
      @vihailevagi Před 11 měsíci

      I wouldn’t really hate his guts that much because he made the US PEPFAR. Which is America fight against aids and it have saved over 20 million people worldwide.

    • @yuval5628
      @yuval5628 Před 11 měsíci +9

      he's my favorite war criminal by far.

    • @SykoMuffin
      @SykoMuffin Před 11 měsíci +1

      i thought he was feeling her up XD

    • @TheGreatLlamaJockey
      @TheGreatLlamaJockey Před 11 měsíci

      @@yuval5628 what’s eerie about him is he’s a damn good painter.

    • @ChupeTTe
      @ChupeTTe Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@yuval5628
      I would have to go with Saddam Hussein. He wrote a whole quran with his blood. More metal isnt possible