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  • Donald Trump (James Austin Johnson) advertises his God Bless the USA bible.
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  • @VundalI
    @VundalI Před měsícem +3693

    Really missed an opportunity for cutting the book of judges "Judges...not a fan of judges."

    • @jimslancio
      @jimslancio Před měsícem +165

      Best comment of the day.

    • @DeKitten
      @DeKitten Před měsícem +89

      This would've been perfect!!!!

    • @Standardqueso
      @Standardqueso Před měsícem +86

      You owned internet today.

    • @MrDezCTE
      @MrDezCTE Před měsícem +56

      Most underrated comment 🔥

    • @bobbypinkston9374
      @bobbypinkston9374 Před měsícem +59

      Comment so nice wish I could like it twice.

  • @DravenGal
    @DravenGal Před měsícem +4033

    Imagine being a sketch show that doesn't even need to write lines for a character, they can just use his own words.

    • @gkennedy2998
      @gkennedy2998 Před měsícem +141

      Exactly like Sarah Palin.

    • @DravenGal
      @DravenGal Před měsícem +83

      @@gkennedy2998 True. And Tina Fey was masterful playing her. I don't like Sarah Palin, but I do give her points for going on the show and being able to poke fun at herself. Orange Nero would NEVER do that. Ever. I've been trying to think of any time I've actually seen him laugh, and can't think of a single time. Not even in the 80s.

    • @aristotlewasnotafanofplato3661
      @aristotlewasnotafanofplato3661 Před měsícem

      @@DravenGal Trump's fraud at his "Trump University", was despicable. But, I would hasten to remind the comments section it is unwise to hold up any administration without scrutiny. Including Biden, Obama, Clinton, Bush, Bush Jr... People either loathe Trump or Love him, neither make him great, nor awful compared to others.

    • @DavidEdwards9801
      @DavidEdwards9801 Před měsícem +8

      There was a writer's strike... lol

    • @DravenGal
      @DravenGal Před měsícem +20

      @@DavidEdwards9801Yeah, there was also one years ago. What's your point?

  • @cyndykated358
    @cyndykated358 Před měsícem +582

    I heard he added a Chapter 11! 😂🤣

  • @katerodger
    @katerodger Před měsícem +356

    James is soooooooo accurate, omg - the way his cadence changes "but...I'm not doing this for money... " everything, so good.💸💸💸

    • @tinasepulveda1895
      @tinasepulveda1895 Před měsícem +4

      lmao it was funny 😂😂

    • @wintertrooper7918
      @wintertrooper7918 Před měsícem +4

      They should get hom more padding lol

    • @isaiahayers1550
      @isaiahayers1550 Před měsícem +1

      It's truly great. I never stop being amazed at how comprehensive his impression is. The facial expressions, the cadences, the inflection, the breathing, the hand movements, the sudden, loud bursts, and on and on. There's only one flaw and that's that Trump's voice is not always so gravely. Sometimes it's a higher pitch and maybe a bit more nasal. But it's still the best overall impression I've seen/heard by far.

    • @dl2725
      @dl2725 Před měsícem

      Amazing, I agree. But he’s sounding a lot too lucid for present-day Trump

  • @jasonw7521
    @jasonw7521 Před měsícem +3594

    "Sounds like a joke, and in many ways it is, but its also very real" 😂😂

    • @jonathantifone8001
      @jonathantifone8001 Před měsícem +69

      We are the punchline.

    • @helenryan5217
      @helenryan5217 Před měsícem +73

      This sums up Trump's whole campaign.

    • @josephcamhi5676
      @josephcamhi5676 Před měsícem

      ThraIIs of the Democratic Party confuse DNC propaganda on SNL with reality.

    • @wolfmare50
      @wolfmare50 Před měsícem +36

      A dangerous joke.

    • @plaidpanda
      @plaidpanda Před měsícem +22

      ​@@wolfmare50 Dangerous, unfunny, and completely unhinged.

  • @laurenw.8178
    @laurenw.8178 Před měsícem +905

    “Made from 100% Bible”, “Bing bing bong” TF, I CANT 😂😂

    • @TheInkPitOx
      @TheInkPitOx Před měsícem +20

      Trump is speaking in tongues

    • @joannewitzkowski3407
      @joannewitzkowski3407 Před měsícem +17

      Forked ones.

    • @veramae4098
      @veramae4098 Před měsícem +18

      Should be holding it upside down. 😂😂

    • @jamesdacc2068
      @jamesdacc2068 Před měsícem +2

      @@veramae4098Good observation. They definitely missed that opportunity😆.

    • @jc8258
      @jc8258 Před měsícem

      😂😂😂

  • @Praetoreon
    @Praetoreon Před měsícem +369

    “Bing bong bing bing bing, trespass, DAILY BREAD!” 😂

  • @carolynscherer3996
    @carolynscherer3996 Před měsícem +134

    'Please lead us into temptation' 😂

  • @4card4ever
    @4card4ever Před měsícem +172

    The line between reality and satire has never been so blurred.

    • @Eddemnity
      @Eddemnity Před měsícem

      Oh it’s been over. Politics has become comedy and Comedy has become the topic of serious political discussions. Listen closely. For years.

  • @Coop20
    @Coop20 Před měsícem +1836

    From the standpoint of not liking fruit 😂

    • @veganbadass
      @veganbadass Před měsícem +21

      he should have said "I prefer McDonald's hamburgers or tater tots.... with ketchup... and sometimes I might throw it onto the wall... not because I'm having a tantrum but because I'm an artist"."

    • @carolinedewey6838
      @carolinedewey6838 Před měsícem +3

      Got it . . lol

    • @TroIIingThemSoftly
      @TroIIingThemSoftly Před měsícem +6

      @@veganbadass *hamberders

    • @patriciafry8634
      @patriciafry8634 Před měsícem

      Fabulous

    • @user-ft6og5vl6n
      @user-ft6og5vl6n Před měsícem +3

      Or vegetables, or any healthy food for that matter

  • @QueenBDreamwalker
    @QueenBDreamwalker Před měsícem +85

    If this Truth wasn't so terrifying it could be hilarious as a comedy sketch 😳

  • @charlenemack7040
    @charlenemack7040 Před měsícem +71

    Trumps Bible comes with Crayola crayons.

    • @AnitaClue
      @AnitaClue Před měsícem +3

      Another missed opportunity for SNL. They could have had the illustrations be coloring pages.

    • @psyckohero1002
      @psyckohero1002 Před měsícem +3

      I think it comes with orange highlighter for your favorite passages

    • @TheAureliac
      @TheAureliac Před měsícem +2

      I think he'd sell the ones with unsafe chemicals.

  • @NasXShady
    @NasXShady Před měsícem +488

    “The other side has Hello Kitty, if you have a daughter, or a son who’s taking dance classes” 😂

  • @rachealdiyaolu6762
    @rachealdiyaolu6762 Před měsícem +848

    The “lead us into temptations” completely flew over their heads but was too funny 😂

    • @TheInkPitOx
      @TheInkPitOx Před měsícem +1

      You reminded me of The Three Bells

    • @mrlaw711
      @mrlaw711 Před měsícem +10

      Should be "lead us into detentions."

    • @machonsote918
      @machonsote918 Před měsícem +2

      Yes, it's "lead us 'not' into temptation"......but taking it seriously..........The Christian "Father" DOES "lead into temptation" but we're asking through this prayer NOT TO DO IT TO US.
      What kind of nonsense is that?....................Most people are saying "Huh?........hadn't thought about that...".

    • @nicomoreno5028
      @nicomoreno5028 Před měsícem +4

      ​@@machonsote918Are you a gnostic?

    • @machonsote918
      @machonsote918 Před měsícem +1

      @@nicomoreno5028 : What's "gnostic"?...............and how do you get that from what I wrote?

  • @SeanBell-vx8qm
    @SeanBell-vx8qm Před měsícem +14753

    If you are not in the financial market space right now, you are making a huge mistake. I understand that it could be due to ignorance, but if you want to make your money work for you... prevent inflation

    • @gracebrebda7543
      @gracebrebda7543 Před měsícem +1

      Thanks for continuing updates I'd rather trade the crypto market as it's more profitable. I make a good amount of money per week even though I barely trade myself.

    • @SeanBell-vx8qm
      @SeanBell-vx8qm Před měsícem +1

      A lot of people still make massive profit from the crypto market, all you really need is a relevant information and some ‹professional advice. ‹it's totally inappropriate for investors to hang on while suffering from dip during significant

    • @gracebrebda7543
      @gracebrebda7543 Před měsícem

      You trade also?, I

    • @SeanBell-vx8qm
      @SeanBell-vx8qm Před měsícem +1

      No I don't trade on my own anymore, I always required help and assistance

    • @SeanBell-vx8qm
      @SeanBell-vx8qm Před měsícem

      From my personal financial advisor

  • @kristentindle3075
    @kristentindle3075 Před měsícem +49

    More accurate had he held the Bible upside down ROFL

  • @jg5571
    @jg5571 Před měsícem +1390

    The scariest part is that half of it was actual things he said

    • @RachaelCollins-
      @RachaelCollins- Před měsícem +6

      😊 I'm not scared, I'm scarred...❤
      ReMember back in the old days they used to sell these gigantic Bibles for like 20.00
      That's not the one I read.
      I know a fella that collects Bibles, the small or medium ones... That's how he rolls his tobacco sometimes. Or used to.
      You don't wanna see crazy 😂

    • @TobiasKundig
      @TobiasKundig Před měsícem +38

      What do you mean Half!? More like 99%.

    • @RobMacKendrick
      @RobMacKendrick Před měsícem +22

      I noticed that, too. Further proof that the man is satire-proof. Nothing you can do will be any more preposterous than he is.

    • @headoverheels88
      @headoverheels88 Před měsícem +13

      Literally. When asked by a super christiany movie producer what part he liked about the film Trump said, "I very much so like the beginning... and the end... and the story that happened". Weirdo

    • @sunnybearbuds
      @sunnybearbuds Před měsícem

      For sure.

  • @SayYoJ
    @SayYoJ Před měsícem +4832

    "as you know, I love Bible"
    "I'm not doing this for the money, I'm doing this for the glory of God and for pandering and mostly for money"
    The accuracy is frightening 😩

    • @wolvesetc
      @wolvesetc Před měsícem +94

      That line was so spot on

    • @diegojines-us9pc
      @diegojines-us9pc Před měsícem +99

      this orange jesus is trying to MAKE 20 pieces of silver.

    • @boomupengineering
      @boomupengineering Před měsícem

      The democrats have cornered the market on pandering. Sorry.

    • @sirreadsalot786
      @sirreadsalot786 Před měsícem +85

      The weird thing is that Trump does it all the time. He tells a lie and the truth in the same sentence.

    • @trevorcarey3997
      @trevorcarey3997 Před měsícem +1

      Now he’s selling a bible for $60 during holy week, and the proceeds may go toward covering his legal fees for paying off an adult film star that he cheated behind the wife, some christian value, Sad

  • @alanmorris7669
    @alanmorris7669 Před měsícem +233

    First, Trump tried to sell us steaks, then he tried to sell us a school, next he tried selling us sneakers, now he's trying to sell us the scriptures. LMAO!

    • @Eddemnity
      @Eddemnity Před měsícem +12

      Don’t forget the IPO DJT Truth Social! Lmao 😂😂😂 The Art of the Con.

    • @seanwalker6052
      @seanwalker6052 Před měsícem +3

      Don't forget the steaks

    • @leogrogan1923
      @leogrogan1923 Před měsícem +4

      @@EddemnityThe art of the con? My, my, aren’t we original. Perhaps YOU should work for SNL with that wit(less).

    • @vaderthekittenchannel1979
      @vaderthekittenchannel1979 Před měsícem +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @leogrogan1923
      @leogrogan1923 Před měsícem +1

      @@vaderthekittenchannel1979 Obviously, you are amused easily.

  • @bobbyblair1084
    @bobbyblair1084 Před měsícem +19

    I Cannot go pass this without watching it again, and again I get a big laugh out of it..

  • @dan_hitchman007
    @dan_hitchman007 Před měsícem +449

    The first 10 callers in the next 5 minutes also receive a set of Trump steak knives and a subpoena!

  • @johndoe-ep7qk
    @johndoe-ep7qk Před měsícem +1045

    "hallowed be be be....bing bing bong...trespass....daily BREAD!..." brilliant

    • @texassunshine6934
      @texassunshine6934 Před měsícem +61

      …and please lead us into temptation…and pay our automobiles 😂

    • @WyvernYT
      @WyvernYT Před měsícem +21

      "Trespass daily, bread..."

    • @marlabrown8022
      @marlabrown8022 Před měsícem +7

      Tremendous! 😂

    • @TheInkPitOx
      @TheInkPitOx Před měsícem

      Automo-bills@@texassunshine6934

    • @gelmann2
      @gelmann2 Před měsícem

      Wow, Crazy world we live in. The Democrat's and Biden Administration want to make Easter about recognizing Transgenders AND they are attacking Donald Trump for making a video where he says: You need the Bible for your Heart and for your Soul" "All Americans need a Bible in their home" "We must protect content that is Pro God" and Trump said: "We must not let the Media or the Left Wing Groups to Silence, Censor or Discriminate against us" Also the Bible he is endorsing includes the Constitution and the Bill of Rights ! Trump takes no profits from sale of the Bible - it goes to Lee Greenwood.

  • @itsthepens
    @itsthepens Před měsícem +6

    ‘Made from 100% Bible’ made me spit Diet Coke all over myself 😂😂😂

  • @GTOGregory
    @GTOGregory Před měsícem +22

    I'm waiting for the abridged gold letter version with Trump's comments in the margins. 🤣

  • @TihetrisWeathersby
    @TihetrisWeathersby Před měsícem +2654

    James' Trump impression never gets old, He really nails the cadence

    • @shydreamguyman4098
      @shydreamguyman4098 Před měsícem +122

      Want Alec Baldwin to come back and do Trump though mainly because it makes Donald so angry .

    • @tiffanyanderson9437
      @tiffanyanderson9437 Před měsícem +36

      And every now and again, his eyes say “Do you believe this guy?!?” Priceless.

    • @knjn5696
      @knjn5696 Před měsícem +42

      Just hand him an award already! He is so good

    • @YUMLiberalTears
      @YUMLiberalTears Před měsícem +2

      You should take a basic English class.

    • @collina5673
      @collina5673 Před měsícem +15

      Gillis does a better job imo

  • @nicholasgarrick8855
    @nicholasgarrick8855 Před měsícem +1138

    I love how JAJ said, " my favorite part is the end'' on his bible rant. Thats the book of revelations seems fitting.

    • @PleaseDontEatTheAnimals
      @PleaseDontEatTheAnimals Před měsícem

      But when asked, the real Traitor tRump said he didn't have a favorite verse or favorite part of his"favorite book" and that he liked the Old and New Testament equally. 🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @JesusHComedy
      @JesusHComedy Před měsícem +27

      That was my favorite part of the skit

    • @MarsCapone
      @MarsCapone Před měsícem

      MAGA=Mark of the Beast “sealed upon their foreheads” or whatever

    • @andrewcash7156
      @andrewcash7156 Před měsícem +50

      Republicans do want to hurry up and fulfill those "prophecies."

    • @ricky.alonso
      @ricky.alonso Před měsícem

      @@andrewcash7156 because they are dangerously deluded. They're SICK.

  • @niecejohns1027
    @niecejohns1027 Před měsícem +28

    James Austin Johnson just set his place in history.

  • @outdoorasmr
    @outdoorasmr Před měsícem +7

    They way they made his sleeves loose around his hands to make them look tiny 😂🤣 lol!!

  • @kaoko111
    @kaoko111 Před měsícem +978

    When they said that fascism would come to the US wrapped in a flag with a cross i didn't think it would be this literal.

    • @rdelrosso1973
      @rdelrosso1973 Před měsícem +40

      Me neither.
      I think Sinclair Lewis said that.

    • @DolesP...
      @DolesP... Před měsícem

      If you're American, please vote and encourage others to do as well. Trust me, we don't want to find out what Fascism is like. This guy may come across as an idiotic clown, and in many aspects he probably is, but I believe he's ruthless. With the brain of a child and a sadistic mind, he's probably of the Nero types that don't give a sh*t about lives they don't value. Therefore I believe it'd be a bloodbath, pun intended here, before we realize it's too late. Let's not find out. Democracy might be messy but let's vote to keep our government's feet to the fire rather than placing our entire destiny in the hands of a narcissist!

    • @lumenader
      @lumenader Před měsícem

      Fascism is joe Biden , take your guns tax your people big government . Dope

    • @Ratatatdat
      @Ratatatdat Před měsícem

      Yea but the left just loves fascism!

    • @httr94
      @httr94 Před měsícem

      Hilarious that you truly think Trumpers are fascists. Leftists are the biggest fascists today.

  • @KCMasterpiece0527
    @KCMasterpiece0527 Před měsícem +648

    God, he really has the voice down pat.
    The “bing, bing, bing” part has me dying

    • @DancerGirl-24
      @DancerGirl-24 Před měsícem +4

      If you think he has the voice down, you'll reall love J L Cauvin - look him up.

    • @ThereIsNeverEnough
      @ThereIsNeverEnough Před měsícem +7

      It amazes me that when he tilts his head back and squints, he looks EXACTLY like trump...
      (also, 110 likes deserves a comment... bing bing, bong)

    • @kingsnakebjj2151
      @kingsnakebjj2151 Před měsícem +2

      That one literally dropped me to my knees. I wasn't READY!!!

    • @ThereIsNeverEnough
      @ThereIsNeverEnough Před měsícem

      @@kingsnakebjj2151 HE WADENT REDDY!

    • @ThereIsNeverEnough
      @ThereIsNeverEnough Před měsícem

      this bliss

  • @briengakaplan-b1550
    @briengakaplan-b1550 Před měsícem +13

    I think everybody missed him and Moses in the baskets were like Mario Kart 😂😂😂

  • @mushdogful
    @mushdogful Před měsícem +24

    How can something he's never read be his favorite book?

    • @AnitaClue
      @AnitaClue Před měsícem +3

      If it makes him more money than any other book.

    • @Eddemnity
      @Eddemnity Před měsícem +3

      He hasn’t read A book since the third grade. 😂😂😂

  • @p.montserratsa
    @p.montserratsa Před měsícem +330

    1:38 "I´m selling Bibles! Look at this beautiful Bible, made from a 100% Bible" that's actually peak comedy

    • @Flyinglotus25
      @Flyinglotus25 Před měsícem +4

      If that is peak comedy to you then holy shit you live under a rock.

    • @practicalwerewolf
      @practicalwerewolf Před měsícem +3

      Comedy, like all forms of entertainment, is entirely subjective. Arguing about what's funny or not is like arguing about your favorite color 😂

    • @scotmandel6699
      @scotmandel6699 Před měsícem

      Not really pretty lame actually and I'm a huge DJT fan who was just hoping it would be funny but it wasn't close to being so.

    • @syyner1748
      @syyner1748 Před měsícem

      @@jds3068 You're crying pretty hard there buddy. You ok??

    • @syyner1748
      @syyner1748 Před měsícem

      @@Flyinglotus25 wtf do you care?? Are you a butthurt trumper?

  • @bookgirlny8511
    @bookgirlny8511 Před měsícem +569

    “Made from a 100% Bible” 😂

  • @jessehoffman5302
    @jessehoffman5302 Před měsícem +22

    that guy has his inflection down so perfectly. very impressive.

  • @JennHolt
    @JennHolt Před měsícem +7

    This was perfect. Like a perfect phone call.

  • @Bjy001
    @Bjy001 Před měsícem +858

    OMG the neck! Props to the makeup department. lol.

    • @abb0tt
      @abb0tt Před měsícem +54

      They should add the bronzer in a horribly applied fashion.

    • @roundtwo3321
      @roundtwo3321 Před měsícem +9

      @@abb0tt with the gold highlights that he's now wearing.

    • @TahTwinkletoes
      @TahTwinkletoes Před měsícem +37

      They definitely got the turkey neck fold spot on! 🎯 😂

    • @RuleofFive
      @RuleofFive Před měsícem

      Yes they nailed the Trump neckgina.

    • @kwamebrown5701
      @kwamebrown5701 Před měsícem

      His neck should be featured on porn hub

  • @lisa0795
    @lisa0795 Před měsícem +614

    He’s so good at doing Trump. “I love bible, it’s my favourite book” 😂😂😂

    • @Lonewolfmike
      @Lonewolfmike Před měsícem +27

      Right behind his other favorite book Mein Kampf.

    • @jakeholmannf
      @jakeholmannf Před měsícem +10

      ​@@Lonewolfmike Heh, thought he could've included a line about keeping both on his bedside table when I heard that line!

    • @MikeJ2023
      @MikeJ2023 Před měsícem +8

      Inaccurate depiction he let those women leave and didn’t grab them by the 🐱.

    • @lisa0795
      @lisa0795 Před měsícem +1

      @@MikeJ2023 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Lonewolfmike
      @Lonewolfmike Před měsícem

      @@MikeJ2023 Donnie is a serial serial sexual predator and that has been known for decades. There are so many different women who have said Donnie sexually assaulted them it isn't funny. On top of that he was a really good friend of Epstien and there are many, many pictures to prove it.

  • @MyEconomics101
    @MyEconomics101 Před měsícem +23

    Not orange enough.
    Not fat enough.

    • @gerrybailey447
      @gerrybailey447 Před měsícem +1

      But you can't fault the message, as he likes to say, that's the whole deal.

    • @pwd1134
      @pwd1134 Před 24 dny

      Doesn't sniff kids though

  • @mr.ceoofdecision
    @mr.ceoofdecision Před měsícem +13

    James is so good, this was a hilarious sketch😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gabrieldodds9081
    @gabrieldodds9081 Před měsícem +731

    "If you have a daughter, or a son that's taking dance classes"
    "In the name of the father, the son, and the easter bunny"
    😂😂😂

    • @drkprnc87
      @drkprnc87 Před měsícem +27

      bing bing bing, bong bong

    • @brady8257
      @brady8257 Před měsícem +5

      Don’t mention anything Easter related on trans visibility day!!

    • @rpowarz
      @rpowarz Před měsícem +18

      ​@brady8257 Calm down cowboy.
      It's leap year and the next time Easter falls on March 31st is 2086.
      You'll be just fine sweety.

    • @sexydictator3241
      @sexydictator3241 Před měsícem

      ​@@brady8257I mean, next year, Easter falls on Hitler's birthday. 😂

    • @brady8257
      @brady8257 Před měsícem

      @@rpowarz If pollsters could find the invisible trans voters it would help Biden’s numbers.

  • @JonesJr876
    @JonesJr876 Před měsícem +239

    This was so good. Every sentence had something. No fluff, all purpose and on point.

    • @sonneversets3530
      @sonneversets3530 Před měsícem

      Nothing compared to God’s Holy Word.
      And His Promises.
      That Sucker Punch winding up promises to be a real _doozy._
      The targets won’t be laughing then.
      But God sure will be. ;)
      Good luck w/it. 😁

  • @ajf5823
    @ajf5823 Před měsícem +30

    Totally nailed Trump!

  • @dwrbrtsn
    @dwrbrtsn Před měsícem +8

    I've watched SNL since the beginning and I would have to say that it's one of the best openings ever.

    • @ShinyBurrito
      @ShinyBurrito Před měsícem

      Sydney Sweeney's chest was better. Her hooters skit was better than this SNL dumpster fire episode too.

    • @Eddemnity
      @Eddemnity Před měsícem

      Gumby

  • @JSythe
    @JSythe Před měsícem +397

    Reeboks are fast, Nikes are faster, trump sneakers are the fasicsts!

    • @shannonbennett5692
      @shannonbennett5692 Před měsícem

      You say that as you tax the poor to death, take away guns from law abiding citizens, want to jail people for speech, take away jobs based on flu shot status yeah were totally the fascists.

    • @andreasboesch9922
      @andreasboesch9922 Před měsícem +23

      Good one!

    • @thenightporter
      @thenightporter Před měsícem +8

      I am using that

    • @bobbywason9572
      @bobbywason9572 Před měsícem +4

      I like this one.
      Thanks!
      Bob The Builder👷

    • @ShinyBurrito
      @ShinyBurrito Před měsícem +2

      Everything is "fascist" to you 🤣

  • @EriqKoontz
    @EriqKoontz Před měsícem +450

    I mean, the skit WROTE ITSELF!!
    As Stephen Colbert says, if Trump leaves politics, late-night comedians will have to actually start working hard. 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @yesm2302
      @yesm2302 Před měsícem +7

      He should speak for himself 😂

    • @EarlHayward
      @EarlHayward Před měsícem +3

      Said the man that supports an administration that says on Easter there shall be no religious symbols on the Easter eggs! It doesn’t matter which side, they are both tragicomedies!

    • @yesm2302
      @yesm2302 Před měsícem +6

      @@EarlHayward So said the man who still considers himself a late night comedian.. (as opposed to a political hack)

    • @tomorrowedwards8374
      @tomorrowedwards8374 Před měsícem

      High 5!

    • @Eddemnity
      @Eddemnity Před měsícem

      The News Networks too😂😂😂

  • @ChillyWillyJr
    @ChillyWillyJr Před měsícem +21

    Trump reads the Bible about as much as I read instructions from IKEA! 😂😂

    • @scottrosenthal3437
      @scottrosenthal3437 Před měsícem +1

      I wasn't aware he could read. I haven't put anything together from IKEA recently but I thought it was all pictures! Even that's probably too deep for Dumpf.

  • @tomsampson8084
    @tomsampson8084 Před měsícem +8

    A bunch of things Trump has never read understood or cared about. The bible, the constitution, or reality. He is the best con man that has ever lived.

  • @suzannefarrington4143
    @suzannefarrington4143 Před měsícem +161

    JAJ does a great shift from phrase to phrase-those quick inhalations, varied speeds, growling to the higher pitch. Wow! Such talent.

  • @paulcooper8818
    @paulcooper8818 Před měsícem +209

    "Includes the Constitution and Pledge Of Allegiance and I don't know maybe Miranda Rights." --- so funny

    • @neuvocastezero1838
      @neuvocastezero1838 Před měsícem +3

      Until it's not.

    • @johnclark6424
      @johnclark6424 Před měsícem +7

      Miranda Rights is perfect

    • @AnitaClue
      @AnitaClue Před měsícem

      A nice play on the fact that the bill of rights has been mentioned as being in it separate from the fact that the constitution is in it.

  • @douglasthomecavarzan9677
    @douglasthomecavarzan9677 Před měsícem +7

    damn... his impression is tight

  • @cattheminion
    @cattheminion Před měsícem +6

    I wasn't prepared for Hello Kitty 😄

  • @steelblade1
    @steelblade1 Před měsícem +536

    Did anyone else notice the unicorns loading on the ark?

    • @davidknightx
      @davidknightx Před měsícem +51

      Oh yeah, I did. The graphics department was having some fun 😂

    • @graceperez5620
      @graceperez5620 Před měsícem +7

      Yes😂😂

    • @stevepeterson5943
      @stevepeterson5943 Před měsícem +23

      That's the only reason they survived!

    • @lnsflare1
      @lnsflare1 Před měsícem +15

      The Bible actually does mention unicorns, which means that they would therefore have to have been on the Ark. This is actually a thing in apologetic circles.

    • @majorneptunejr
      @majorneptunejr Před měsícem +18

      @@lnsflare1 But no mention of dinosaurs. Because they did not know they had existed. Yet somehow they knew how heaven earth was formed .

  • @bigbagoforanges
    @bigbagoforanges Před měsícem +103

    "The other side does Hello, Kitty, if you have a daughter or perhaps a son who takes dance classes." Hilarious.

    • @firsttimeblogbyrana4821
      @firsttimeblogbyrana4821 Před měsícem

      ajkerkhobor2024.blogspot.com

    • @timscott84
      @timscott84 Před měsícem +4

      And they said you couldn't have jokes like that these days. See it's funny without being offensive but just silly.

  • @Flowerprincess323
    @Flowerprincess323 Před měsícem +21

    Makeup and neck folds fabulous! Would be great if they put red blisters on his hands while holding the Bible! Lol

  • @mpaloutz
    @mpaloutz Před měsícem +3

    The spot on description of a mission trip...😂

  • @scottgodkins2017
    @scottgodkins2017 Před měsícem +258

    Omgggggg. The addition of the bing-bing-bong was perfect. 🤣

    • @TheThemacgurl
      @TheThemacgurl Před měsícem

      Wow, Crazy world we live in. The Democrat's and Biden Administration want to make Easter about recognizing Transgenders AND they are attacking Donald Trump for making a video where he says: You need the Bible for your Heart and for your Soul" "All Americans need a Bible in their home" "We must protect content that is Pro God" and Trump said: "We must not let the Media or the Left Wing Groups to Silence, Censor or Discriminate against us" Also the Bible he is endorsing includes the Constitution and the Bill of Rights ! Trump takes no profits from sale of the Bible - it goes to Lee Greenwood.

  • @da3855
    @da3855 Před měsícem +1045

    I’m so happy SNL decided to spoof the Trump Bible infomercial 😂

    • @heatherstarling1653
      @heatherstarling1653 Před měsícem +20

      I knew three days ago. And it did not disappoint 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😆

    • @ryanjohnson3615
      @ryanjohnson3615 Před měsícem +22

      I think I laughed harder at the original but not in a good way.

    • @impala359
      @impala359 Před měsícem +11

      It was on my bingo card after I saw the original

    • @YUMLiberalTears
      @YUMLiberalTears Před měsícem +7

      Imagine needing something so bitter and unfunny to make your life happier. Kind of embarrassing...

    • @user-vo2cw5yu9w
      @user-vo2cw5yu9w Před měsícem +51

      @@YUMLiberalTears LOL your tears are delicious.

  • @rgrif777
    @rgrif777 Před měsícem +9

    I didn't know SNL had the real Trump on for Easter.

  • @mightyjohn1854
    @mightyjohn1854 Před měsícem +4

    This guy really nails the voice!

  • @noUGames
    @noUGames Před měsícem +179

    "Or if you have a son taking dance classes" 😂😂😂

  • @Phi1618033
    @Phi1618033 Před měsícem +633

    When you can literally violate every commandment and still sell Bibles.

    • @YUMLiberalTears
      @YUMLiberalTears Před měsícem +7

      Which ones did he violate? Cite them with examples, thanks.

    • @maddenlegend922
      @maddenlegend922 Před měsícem +16

      To Trump, his commandment is the only thing he needs.

    • @maddenlegend922
      @maddenlegend922 Před měsícem

      ​@@YUMLiberalTearsOne the USA Bible is taking God's name in vain. It also (in a way) worships other things than God by putting the Constitution and other American documents before God. Plus its hypocritical to embody seperation of church and state yet your violating it with this heretical junk. Its not an outrage to just Christians, but also other religions too.

    • @sirreadsalot786
      @sirreadsalot786 Před měsícem

      @@YUMLiberalTearsThou shalt not commit adultery,as in Stormy Daniels

    • @Power_to_the_people567
      @Power_to_the_people567 Před měsícem

      @@YUMLiberalTears
      I can name a few lol
      1. You shall not commit adultery.
      He did this when he got in bed with a porn star while he already had a woman who barely just gave birth to his kid
      2. You shall not steal
      He did this as proven in court when he was hold liable for fraud and literally had to pay over $500 million although it got reduced. Same when he scammed people with “Trump university” lol
      3. You shall not give false testimony against your neighbor.
      He does this one very often when he name calls anyone who disagrees with him and he lies about them in social media.
      Denying these is at this point nonsensical

  • @ysaismartinez7618
    @ysaismartinez7618 Před měsícem +2

    This guy plays a great Donald. The way he goes all over the place from one unrelated topic to the next is so funny.

    • @tyst5927
      @tyst5927 Před 29 dny

      His voice impression though is not top tier.

  • @RAMelloh-ij5sl
    @RAMelloh-ij5sl Před měsícem +5

    The Devil selling Bibles, comedy gold.

  • @BurroGirl
    @BurroGirl Před měsícem +240

    This guy is really good with all of trump's facial expressions and body language. Love it.

    • @beenaplumber8379
      @beenaplumber8379 Před měsícem

      They even did the old lady vag. on his neck.

    • @jaengen
      @jaengen Před měsícem +8

      He would look even more like Trump if he gained 100 pounds.

    • @serendipityshopnyc
      @serendipityshopnyc Před měsícem +4

      He's got the sniffs down perfectly!

    • @Foxfire-cv5yp
      @Foxfire-cv5yp Před měsícem +2

      Plenty of vids on yt with his Trump shtick before he was hired for snl.
      His voice has been better in prior skits and vids, but still spot on mannerisms

    • @mikekolokowsky
      @mikekolokowsky Před měsícem +3

      Except he’s too intelligent, fast and animated. Slow down to half speed, restrict motion like you’re 77 with arthritis and you have the real deal. It’s too ugly to mock, sad, really.

  • @ellierose2661
    @ellierose2661 Před měsícem +188

    Hands down the best Trump voice impersonation I've ever heard. Totally nailed it! Brilliant

    • @wintertrooper7918
      @wintertrooper7918 Před měsícem

      His voice isn't a close as Alec Baldwinsville impression but he nails the cadence changes and the lapse pauses way better

  •  Před měsícem +7

    Hey buddy you forgot the raccoons has me dying laughing.

  • @rashidasnead865
    @rashidasnead865 Před měsícem +7

    SNL NEVER DISAPPOINTS… lol

    • @TheJ1961
      @TheJ1961 Před 26 dny

      All the time..they lost allot of viewers.

  • @runrafarunthebestintheworld
    @runrafarunthebestintheworld Před měsícem +60

    "and we will be looking at that very strongly." 😅😅😅

  • @theowl3756
    @theowl3756 Před měsícem +488

    Don the Con selling Bible is like a Serial Killer selling Life Insurance.

    • @thenightporter
      @thenightporter Před měsícem +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @RS-tz2zn
      @RS-tz2zn Před měsícem +6

      You would think Trump was President right now with all the focus he is getting. I’m old enough to remember when SNL made fun of current presidents and didn’t care about politics

    • @danh5368
      @danh5368 Před měsícem +23

      @@RS-tz2znI found the triggered trumpet 😂

    • @Redandranger
      @Redandranger Před měsícem

      @@RS-tz2zn I'm old enough to remember when people like Trump would be dead or in jail and certainly not garnering any political support except from his mother. SNL also made fun of presidential candidates not just the sitting POTUS. The GOP needs to stop behaving like a reality TV show and put forward some non-whackjobs. Did they not learn from Sarah Palin?

    • @lewid019
      @lewid019 Před měsícem +9

      ​@@RS-tz2znyeah..youre lying. Unless you're 8 😂

  • @BTBEV3469
    @BTBEV3469 Před měsícem +9

    "The other side does Hello Kitty, if you have a daughter or a son taking dance classes."
    OMG LOL!!!

  • @beckyfordsullivan6877
    @beckyfordsullivan6877 Před měsícem +4

    Not enough orange make up

  • @ELWest1000
    @ELWest1000 Před měsícem +97

    That "bing bong bing" prayer thing killed me 🤣

  • @figmo397
    @figmo397 Před měsícem +102

    James Austin Johnson has clearly put a lot of work into his Trump imitation. This was pretty funny, but I laughed really hard when he got to the "bing bong bing" in the prayer.

  • @sandraredmond7911
    @sandraredmond7911 Před měsícem +4

    His version of the former one is so spot on!

  • @CB-ee9ic
    @CB-ee9ic Před měsícem +2

    God, he’s so good at this! 😂 I needed something to laugh about, so thank you so much! 🙏🏻✝️🐇

    • @jeannes.356
      @jeannes.356 Před měsícem

      Check out the snl skit, “the day you were born.” That might make you laugh too! :)

  • @davidputterman2719
    @davidputterman2719 Před měsícem +106

    James Austin Johnson is priceless. This is the second year I watched the Easter cold opening with him and couldn't stop laughing. Funny as hell.

    • @sarahchavez3431
      @sarahchavez3431 Před měsícem +2

      I watched it several times last year🤣 who knew it could get even better

    • @davidputterman2719
      @davidputterman2719 Před měsícem

      Those were some of SNL's best skits ever!@@sarahchavez3431

  • @SynchroScore
    @SynchroScore Před měsícem +229

    I especially like how it includes the Constitution and Declaration of Independence. Like the Bible, they're all documents that Trump and his supporters have never read and don't understand, despite claiming to support them.

    • @jakklump
      @jakklump Před měsícem

      Every one of those turds is a lazy follower that has their cult leaders tell them what to think......

    • @markb3786
      @markb3786 Před měsícem

      It's actually much more sinister. It's part of revisionist history to persuade that the Bible was a tool in the creation of our governmental framework. It wasn't, by the way.

    • @tammylewis2408
      @tammylewis2408 Před měsícem

      They failed history. No wonder our education system is screwed.

    • @justbecky8469
      @justbecky8469 Před měsícem +7

      MY THOUGHT EXACTLY!!!! 💯 smh, lol

    • @ramonmoreno8014
      @ramonmoreno8014 Před měsícem +4

      And no Weights and Measures page

  • @irenecoleman
    @irenecoleman Před měsícem +2

    This is so very funny - and Trumpy

  • @MeatBicycle8678
    @MeatBicycle8678 Před měsícem +1

    “Don’t underestimate stupid people in large groups” - George Carlin

  • @turkeyman86
    @turkeyman86 Před měsícem +157

    He should win an award for this impersonation!! Absolutely magnificent!!!!

    • @gerardodwyer5908
      @gerardodwyer5908 Před měsícem +1

      It's a crap impression. He neither sounds like Trump, or looks like Trump.

    • @Alphacentauri819
      @Alphacentauri819 Před měsícem +11

      @@gerardodwyer5908
      Is it because you’re a trump supporter? Or?
      I’m interested in what is blocking you from seeing the connection.

    • @christinap-c
      @christinap-c Před měsícem +6

      @@Alphacentauri819Seriously! JAJ is SPOT ON 😂

    • @MrVenom973
      @MrVenom973 Před měsícem

      Nah he's ok,Baldwin was way better

    • @RiggyRiggertons
      @RiggyRiggertons Před měsícem

      They should bring Shane Gillis in whenever they need a Trump. Get him the Trump shoes.

  • @jazthejourney
    @jazthejourney Před měsícem +102

    The sad part is how close this is to what actually is happening 😂😂😂

    • @jazthejourney
      @jazthejourney Před měsícem +1

      We will be looking in to the 4th Destiny's Child very strongly 😂😂😂

    • @ricknkelly1
      @ricknkelly1 Před měsícem

      Tha sad part is you’re stupid enough to believe that.

  • @alinapiftor8985
    @alinapiftor8985 Před 29 dny

    From the standpoint of not liking fruit. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Genius, I tell you! This was a blast. Thanks, SNL!

  • @fs3579
    @fs3579 Před měsícem +2

    I thought you hold it upside down.

  • @sirtainlee8725
    @sirtainlee8725 Před měsícem +121

    1:12 "All right girls. You can go now. I'm not paying you for any more line. I'm not even paying for those lines. You know me. Move along. I'm making you famous. You owe me."

    • @curtisrobinson7962
      @curtisrobinson7962 Před měsícem +18

      And if he added:
      You're not my type.

    • @seanryan3020
      @seanryan3020 Před měsícem +11

      Best-case scenario for any woman who meets him!

    • @roundtwo3321
      @roundtwo3321 Před měsícem +5

      @@curtisrobinson7962 But, then identified them in a photograph as his wife.

  • @vc5243
    @vc5243 Před měsícem +387

    This guy really deserves an Oscar for all his Trump performances. He's a genius.

    • @gheller2261
      @gheller2261 Před měsícem +25

      Emmy.

    • @ursulawanza8674
      @ursulawanza8674 Před měsícem +18

      He sounds just like trump.

    • @BTBEV3469
      @BTBEV3469 Před měsícem +8

      Emmy's for TV, Oscars for Film...

    • @theoriginalCoCoSmith
      @theoriginalCoCoSmith Před měsícem +9

      Alec Baldwin was really really funny to bad he is going through his own legal situation

    • @PhilipX2030
      @PhilipX2030 Před měsícem

      Is he similar to Tina Faye with Sarah Palin?

  • @andreasjohannesson4160
    @andreasjohannesson4160 Před měsícem +1

    I kept waiting for the bunny to show up, he never showed up. That’s ok.. 😅😂

  • @nancyfeldman2215
    @nancyfeldman2215 Před měsícem +4

    His Trump impersonation blows Alec Baldwin’s out of the ballpark. Guy is super talented.

  • @nygrl6102
    @nygrl6102 Před měsícem +233

    The only thing that could improve his impression would be a fat suit.

    • @Sgt_Zig
      @Sgt_Zig Před měsícem

      Mouth needs to be much more b-hole like, hair needs to be much stupider, hands need to be MUCH smaller.

    • @nawrasmajo7787
      @nawrasmajo7787 Před měsícem

      Like ya mamas right ??

    • @onlysilv
      @onlysilv Před měsícem +2

      A diaper would be more realistic

    • @godlygamer911
      @godlygamer911 Před měsícem +1

      @@nawrasmajo7787 You do know that your comment implies his mom is in shape, right?

    • @phoenixrising1242
      @phoenixrising1242 Před měsícem +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @sandeshvantveen
    @sandeshvantveen Před měsícem +30

    Even the little arm gesture to kind of tell the audience to stop cheering, but not really, is spot on.

  • @kirbysnortfarts9819
    @kirbysnortfarts9819 Před měsícem +4

    A great companion book to the Bible is, "BIBLE STORIES MOTHER NEVER TOLD ME" by C.L. Putnam. These are the stories they will NOT tell you in church!!!

  • @gmhefner1
    @gmhefner1 Před měsícem +3

    james austin johnson is one of my favorites on SNL!!

  • @BigFanBigFactz
    @BigFanBigFactz Před měsícem +232

    " BILLS BILLS BILLS... that's a good one, I like that one. I'd love someone to pay miiine!! Any takers? " 🥴⚰️

    • @FreddyFunderbunz
      @FreddyFunderbunz Před měsícem +2

      Yeah we all saw it, you don’t have to repeat it

    • @BigFanBigFactz
      @BigFanBigFactz Před měsícem +25

      @@FreddyFunderbunz
      You could have very well had kept scrolling...
      And yet here you are crying...

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před měsícem

      ​@BigFanBigFactz you could have very well accepted the criticism like an adult.

    • @BigFanBigFactz
      @BigFanBigFactz Před měsícem +21

      @@LindaC616 now explain to me like an adult what warranted the criticism in the first place?
      All I did was quote a line I thought was funny!
      There are several comments like this here already? What makes mine so offensive?
      Why are y'all so mad?

    • @maddenlegend922
      @maddenlegend922 Před měsícem +7

      Nothing man. The line was funny too. Keep posting the comments how you like it. Free speech and all under good ole Sam. Wanna Bible, I'll sell it you for $65. Got it off some strange man rambling on about the Easter bunny.

  • @MareMeyer
    @MareMeyer Před měsícem +308

    Thank you for advocating for girls names other than Mary. Signed, Mary

  • @tamyrajones9566
    @tamyrajones9566 Před měsícem +1

    The way I almost peed on myself from laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @almar2957
    @almar2957 Před měsícem +1

    Only Saturday Night could have come up /w this skit! 😅😂😅

    • @ShinyBurrito
      @ShinyBurrito Před měsícem

      Sydney Sweeney's Hooters SNL skit was better 👍

    • @TheJ1961
      @TheJ1961 Před 26 dny

      Making fun of God too.. not a good idea..

  • @jgrey8959
    @jgrey8959 Před měsícem +230

    Notably more coherent than the actual guy.

    • @eflorio4143
      @eflorio4143 Před měsícem +1

      u mean JOE BIDEN

    • @tonystevenson26
      @tonystevenson26 Před měsícem

      And 100 times more coherent than brain dead Biden

    • @vidmasterK1
      @vidmasterK1 Před měsícem +21

      ​@eflorio4143 jeez Trump supporters really cannot spell, after all.

    • @tuckernaughton
      @tuckernaughton Před měsícem

      @eflorio4143 that's President Biden to you, rube.

    • @dengenturpin5417
      @dengenturpin5417 Před měsícem +5

      ​@@vidmasterK1well it is a fact that Joe Biden is incoherent a lot. Trumpists unable to spell, well that's more of your opinion. See the difference?

  • @spercwolf2985
    @spercwolf2985 Před měsícem +485

    🤣 there is absolutely no way Trump read the Bible.

    • @davidflewelling5043
      @davidflewelling5043 Před měsícem +52

      There is no way trump read the peanuts comic

    • @The_Notorious_N.O.E.
      @The_Notorious_N.O.E. Před měsícem +78

      This man was President of the United States and he's probably never even read the Constitution 🤦‍♂️

    • @MollymaukT
      @MollymaukT Před měsícem +46

      There's plenty of interviews of people asking about his favorite passages and him deflecting and dodging harder than Neo in the matrix

    • @stevesmith9617
      @stevesmith9617 Před měsícem

      Neither do you. And you belive its true. Right?

    • @antarchy1
      @antarchy1 Před měsícem

      9 out of every 10 Christians have never read it. They just know some catch phrases the preacher repeats every Sunday. Ask a Christian if they know what 50 shekels refers to in the bible.

  • @shelbygoelz
    @shelbygoelz Před měsícem +1

    Damn, being called out as a Clearwater resident was not on my bingo card. Like ever.

  • @overthehilllady
    @overthehilllady Před měsícem +3

    Fantastic monologue and DELIVERY !!!