Long nails on 2 Broke Girls

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  • čas přidán 29. 03. 2013

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  • @angelicag9839
    @angelicag9839 Před 3 lety +224

    "...But seriously your boyfriend will come out before that Borscht stain does" 🤣

  • @gurglequeen433
    @gurglequeen433 Před 5 lety +1147

    I love that the boyfriend is getting attacked for literally no reason😂😂😂

  • @danielwhyatt3278
    @danielwhyatt3278 Před 5 lety +358

    I can't believe how high pitched her voice used to be on the show at the beginning. Shows how much time really passed.

    • @thehealerofagroupp4nd422
      @thehealerofagroupp4nd422 Před 3 lety +40

      Okay so I noticed this too, turns out the uploader just made the pitch higher. Possibly due to avoid a copywrite strike or something

    • @danielwhyatt3278
      @danielwhyatt3278 Před 3 lety +6

      @@thehealerofagroupp4nd422 Ah that might be a part of it too.

  • @poulomi__hari
    @poulomi__hari Před 5 lety +401

    Tbh I only heard "Quartro Dollares", and I immideatly laughed out loud. A 4$ t shirt, hahaha.

  • @scootover7
    @scootover7 Před 5 lety +146

    I love when Caroline spills the soup on that customer

  • @yourboiD
    @yourboiD Před 5 lety +128

    When you're single and broke 😭😭😭😭 watching 2 broke girls. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ajfoodiesaiyan
    @ajfoodiesaiyan Před 2 lety +203

    “You snooze you lose puta!” This always makes me laugh out loud. Also love how she stresses that the t-shirt cost her four dollars, but in Spanish 😂

    • @Kanuck1818
      @Kanuck1818 Před 2 lety +5

      QUATTRO DOLLORES!!

    • @taraseidel7942
      @taraseidel7942 Před rokem +3

      Quatro Dollares!!!🤣

    • @Boricua3lions1985
      @Boricua3lions1985 Před rokem +1

      That’s how is Puerto Ricans are. And as a Puerto Rican I side with her because us Puerto Ricans we’re here first, not white people.🇵🇷

    • @catattacks1522
      @catattacks1522 Před rokem +1

      @@Boricua3lions1985 oh i guess you guys like stealing things too then, cause that’s what the taco did

    • @jodiburness2315
      @jodiburness2315 Před rokem

      @@Kanuck1818 jjjj

  • @kesandrawilliamson2464
    @kesandrawilliamson2464 Před 6 lety +157

    Lmao you are one complicated dude. 😂😂😂😂Caroline funny

  • @havingteawiththedevil
    @havingteawiththedevil Před 5 lety +148

    Now Max would do anything for Caroline lol.

  • @user-nu8xi4sl1e
    @user-nu8xi4sl1e Před rokem +14

    "you kiss your obviously closeted boyfriend with that mouth?"
    The guy's thoughts are probably going "how does she know?" 💀

  • @DokkaChapman
    @DokkaChapman Před 3 lety +57

    Love how Caroline sounds like the comedian Fluffy doing his "white chick speaking Spanish" bit when she talks to that girl in The Strokes t shirt lol.

  • @portablethunderstorm2478
    @portablethunderstorm2478 Před 4 lety +197

    That "puta" was so crisp damn

    • @friendlyneighbourhoodbridg1354
      @friendlyneighbourhoodbridg1354 Před 4 lety +8

      Portable Thunderstorm can anybody fill me in on what it means? Pretty sure I had a South American waitress call me that to her friend while she was serving me but I didn’t know exactly what it meant so I just swore at her in French

    • @user-ly9pn2fx4z
      @user-ly9pn2fx4z Před 4 lety +7

      I think puta means bitch

    • @butiblanco
      @butiblanco Před 4 lety +6

      @@user-ly9pn2fx4z it means slu*t

    • @allycielo28
      @allycielo28 Před 4 lety +3

      I means both slut AND bitch but most people use it for bitch

    • @princessneekee853
      @princessneekee853 Před 2 lety +2

      @@friendlyneighbourhoodbridg1354
      It means "b*tch"

  • @ayesharizwan195
    @ayesharizwan195 Před 5 lety +119

    absolutely loved thisbshow, so sad it ended!!

  • @johntripler9051
    @johntripler9051 Před 4 lety +44

    Two broke girls you ladies are absolutely amazing love ya always peace

  • @cookiechan6694
    @cookiechan6694 Před 5 lety +147

    Max is me "treat me like a dude." ;-;

    • @kristinwalz8878
      @kristinwalz8878 Před 4 lety +2

      Meee too. More than a few friends used to tell me i look just like her too which is trippy

  • @HazelMazel31
    @HazelMazel31 Před 5 lety +18

    This is one of my fave- oh gee, this is my FAVE show ever! Period. ... Like me. Right now.

  • @calvinadams5935
    @calvinadams5935 Před 2 lety +10

    Caroline KILLED it.

  • @patriciaReen24
    @patriciaReen24 Před 4 lety +15

    You are one complicated dude 😂👊👊😂😂😂😂

  • @curtis8954
    @curtis8954 Před 4 lety +12

    I LOVE THE PERVERT COOK!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @idkatthispoint4091
    @idkatthispoint4091 Před 6 lety +295

    I was going to say "shee can't be your girlfriend if she keeps the long nails"

  • @GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation

    $70.43 + tip for nails when you’re broke? What?

    • @GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation
      @GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation Před 5 lety +8

      sraboni 1234 Beats me. Didn’t they meet 2 Chainz in that episode?

    • @keiracabreramoreno392
      @keiracabreramoreno392 Před 5 lety +23

      @sraboni 1234 Ehhhh It was because a guy that liked Max invited them for free

    • @candacecasey5634
      @candacecasey5634 Před 4 lety +6

      It's a television show. None of it is real.

    • @iveco555
      @iveco555 Před 4 lety +5

      They have horse, ... do you know how much horse cost in a city?

    • @stefanmakara373
      @stefanmakara373 Před 4 lety +14

      @@iveco555 From what I understood, the horse is from when the blond chick was rich and she didn't give it up
      And the horse now is probably the reason why they are so broke lmao

  • @myronmadey3040
    @myronmadey3040 Před rokem +2

    😆😆😆😆😆😆😆I just Love this show.I have watched every episode.Im thinking of buying the whole DVD of this show.Worth buying if u want a good laugh !!

  • @monicagentry2031
    @monicagentry2031 Před 2 lety +3

    If max an Caroline wasn't on this show it wouldn't be the same😎. It mAkes me laugh

  • @itscarolina837
    @itscarolina837 Před 5 lety +29

    THAT $4 T-SHIRT IS RUINED NOW

  • @libertygiveme1987
    @libertygiveme1987 Před rokem +2

    LOVE IT!!!! Somebody FINALLY got that "Foreign Ho"!!!! Now, can somebody get Jennifer Lopez?!

  • @worthy555
    @worthy555 Před 4 lety +19

    That looks like Liz Gillies from the show of Victorious

  • @RogerLoera
    @RogerLoera Před 4 lety +15

    They shouldn't have used "puta". Man, not even Hispanic mothers use that word. Too harsh. "Cabrona" is better and a little more mild.

  • @kerrypicrode2624
    @kerrypicrode2624 Před 6 lety +55

    yup max is 1 complicated girl's girlfriend

  • @peterswift5703
    @peterswift5703 Před 4 lety +28

    3:01 that latina really say “Puta”?

  • @brandonyamamoto5191
    @brandonyamamoto5191 Před 4 lety +107

    Max has to be the most sexiest waitress there ever is
    I Wish max would be my waitress in any diner or restaurant I go to

  • @sourabhkarmakar8040
    @sourabhkarmakar8040 Před 3 lety +4

    Oleg has the best job😄

  • @monicagentry2031
    @monicagentry2031 Před 2 lety +3

    I watch 2 broke girls every nites at 2:30am- 3:30am mon- Fri Saturday ▶️ 2:OOam-3:30am

  • @peshnakmusic9212
    @peshnakmusic9212 Před 2 lety +5

    There's no strip clubs in Cambodia but ok 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @rishiheda8186
    @rishiheda8186 Před 9 měsíci

    That poor guy getting dragged unnecessarily

  • @tessarussell2350
    @tessarussell2350 Před rokem

    ping bong artist 😂😂😂😂😂 max is great ❤

  • @mobilelegendsfanpage8412
    @mobilelegendsfanpage8412 Před 4 lety +7

    It's even funnier cause I'm Cambodian

  • @megalidon1
    @megalidon1 Před 11 lety +14

    very nice nails

  • @fines158
    @fines158 Před 4 lety +2

    CaMbOdiaN StrIPPer😂😩

  • @spencergoth1cgutz205
    @spencergoth1cgutz205 Před 4 lety +5

    Love this so much

  • @abizitgill4310
    @abizitgill4310 Před 3 lety +2

    Someone please hug max

  • @mattksc
    @mattksc Před 11 lety +25

    Those nails look great on her.

    • @candacecasey5634
      @candacecasey5634 Před 4 lety +1

      I personally don't think that those nails would look great on ANYONE.

  • @vanessabayardo9788
    @vanessabayardo9788 Před 4 lety +13

    70.43 is a bit much for someone who is working minimum wage and trying to save more than 200,000 to start up her own business. It's just a tv show...I know. I know.

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron Před rokem +1

      People do splurge on dumb stuff even when working minimum wage. Also you're complaining that she spent that much when SHE'S complaining that she spent that much. That she was pushed into it, and that it was going to be 2 for 1. So she's upset about spending that much and you're complaining that she spent that much, just like she's complaining about.

  • @freddiemolinajr.8397
    @freddiemolinajr.8397 Před 3 lety +1

    2 broke girls is great show

  • @doctoracharito6469
    @doctoracharito6469 Před rokem

    that manicure... so Khloe K !!

  • @doreennakafeero26
    @doreennakafeero26 Před 3 lety +2

    Favourite comedy

  • @lyrarose1347
    @lyrarose1347 Před 6 lety +32

    I can be a girls girl

  • @freddiemolinajr.8397
    @freddiemolinajr.8397 Před 3 lety +3

    Very funny scenes 😄

  • @kebrugebrehana9327
    @kebrugebrehana9327 Před 5 lety +6

    Love them

  • @krazycutegaming5302
    @krazycutegaming5302 Před 2 lety

    Run til he can swim

  • @Kyledillon
    @Kyledillon Před 4 lety +2

    Max is my favorite

  • @jornbels1581
    @jornbels1581 Před 10 lety +13

    which episode of 2 Broke Girls is this

    • @akshtaarora9843
      @akshtaarora9843 Před 6 lety +2

      Jorn Bels It's from season 1

    • @GodsFaveSim
      @GodsFaveSim Před 5 lety +2

      I think it's episode 3 of season 1. It's the one where max takes Caroline shopping to good will.

  • @jackbollingmoore7554
    @jackbollingmoore7554 Před 5 lety +2

    This from the Channel 9 airing of 2 Broke Girls in Australia

  • @203hh3
    @203hh3 Před rokem

    Need me a friend dynamic like that

  • @freddiemolinajr.8397
    @freddiemolinajr.8397 Před 3 lety

    Great video

  • @deepac260
    @deepac260 Před 5 lety +25

    What’s the story behind the t-shirt? Is there a video of what happens before this scene?

    • @malcolmpaull9324
      @malcolmpaull9324 Před 5 lety +11

      Max gets in arguement, with her at thirty store cause she grabbed the shirt from her

    • @ramadana5274
      @ramadana5274 Před 4 lety

      No

    • @swetharamakumar250
      @swetharamakumar250 Před 4 lety +7

      Max takes the t shirt before that girl in the thrift store, so that girl stole it from Max's basket before max could buy it.

    • @kgabomothotsi126
      @kgabomothotsi126 Před 4 lety

      "Stolen" from max's shopping basket

    • @poulomi__hari
      @poulomi__hari Před 2 lety

      Max wanted to buy that T-shirt, but this bitch stole it from her basket and bought it before.

  • @patrickwentzell4638
    @patrickwentzell4638 Před 3 lety

    from the moment it began soon ended really quickly well it seems that way by the way my tactic would have been hot chili or something like that.

  • @KakadaEng
    @KakadaEng Před 5 lety +5

    Cambodian stripper? No. No no no no.

  • @mattksc
    @mattksc Před 6 lety +8

    Very nice nails.

  • @mikilacunningham6259
    @mikilacunningham6259 Před 2 lety

    Why didn't they ever think to sale Chestnuts shit

  • @edilsonfelixdasilva3903
    @edilsonfelixdasilva3903 Před 6 lety +2

    Sorry about that. Kkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • @omkarsangvikar4166
    @omkarsangvikar4166 Před 2 lety

    Damn it Oleg

  • @angelomessinanetto3695

    Uma pena. Não dá para assistir, nem todos sabem Inglês. Mais, a Série e boa.

  • @elmassloco2377
    @elmassloco2377 Před měsícem

    3:44 🤣

  • @blankpage555
    @blankpage555 Před rokem

    i dont understand the kenny g reference

  • @freddiemolinajr.8397
    @freddiemolinajr.8397 Před 3 lety

    Very funny scenes

  • @mrbreezeet1
    @mrbreezeet1 Před 3 lety

    They should take Hogan's Heroes off and replace it with Two Broke Girls.

  • @harryjones-haroldine
    @harryjones-haroldine Před 4 měsíci

    OMG 👅 i just love Oleg 👅

  • @kylesok9422
    @kylesok9422 Před rokem

    Cambodian srtipers😂😂😂😂 Im CAmbodian.

  • @ericakopeykin461
    @ericakopeykin461 Před 3 měsíci

    That girl's boyfriend is sooooo hot 😍

  • @sydyyorth8831
    @sydyyorth8831 Před 6 lety +72

    Does anyone even know what a Cambodian stripper is?

    • @lisamodi7385
      @lisamodi7385 Před 6 lety +1

      Sydy Yorth no

    • @ryanle8485
      @ryanle8485 Před 6 lety +2

      Try google or basically, any porn site lol

    • @chiraine1
      @chiraine1 Před 6 lety +40

      A stripper from Cambodia?

    • @newwest360
      @newwest360 Před 6 lety +4

      They're usually all male cross dressing

    • @renrose4169
      @renrose4169 Před 5 lety +2

      A stripper of Cambodian descent.

  • @julieoconnell6856
    @julieoconnell6856 Před 5 lety +4

    Max

  • @victoriamore6545
    @victoriamore6545 Před 5 lety +4

    ccccccooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooole

  • @clausbroschinski950
    @clausbroschinski950 Před 4 lety +2

    Pups Mann was für ein Mann

  • @monicagentry2031
    @monicagentry2031 Před 2 lety +1

    I like randy max boy friend

  • @amakalorraine6213
    @amakalorraine6213 Před 6 lety +12

    What is the he need for joking about Cambodia

    • @newwest360
      @newwest360 Před 6 lety

      Shasmeen Muhammad mostly boys are cross dressing dancing as strippers

    • @RobertDeLoneWolf
      @RobertDeLoneWolf Před 5 lety +3

      Well they do have nails like that..

    • @vietchungbui6144
      @vietchungbui6144 Před 5 lety +3

      Shasmeen Muhammad they made jokes about everything :)

  • @YouTuber-my2ky
    @YouTuber-my2ky Před 3 lety

    Never seen no. Of views showing like that

  • @meenu1922meenu
    @meenu1922meenu Před 4 lety +2

    ❤️

  • @amakalorraine6213
    @amakalorraine6213 Před 6 lety +6

    🙄

  • @jodiburness2315
    @jodiburness2315 Před rokem

    Dd😂😂

  • @chrisbennett3601
    @chrisbennett3601 Před 4 lety +2

    YOU WONDER WHY YOU DON'T MAKE AS MUCH AS A MAN ?
    YOU SPENT MONEY YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET LONG NAILS, SO IT CAN BE HARDER FOR YOU TO WORK HARD.
    IF YOU ACTUALLY WORKED HARD IN THE FIRST PLACE !
    😐

  • @damecka2109
    @damecka2109 Před rokem

    Do that for me to do with the only way in about an inch and get a lot done ✅✅ and get a new p o and then we are o and o o o to the o to ro and then we

  • @bruhhhchan1631
    @bruhhhchan1631 Před 5 lety +6

    Excuse me Cambodia stripper ain’t look like that and don’t be so rude 😒

    • @GodsFaveSim
      @GodsFaveSim Před 5 lety +12

      Neko Chan some do 😂😂 also it's a joke lighten up. People have been making fun of Irish people for years always insinuating were alcoholic's but you don't see us getting upset.

    • @lannisterfilth
      @lannisterfilth Před 5 lety +5

      Y'all just have to find something to be offended.

    • @fines158
      @fines158 Před 4 lety

      Anthony Fay yup

    • @natemorgan1996
      @natemorgan1996 Před 2 lety +1

      @@lannisterfilth yeah I know, right? It's pathetic

  • @morganolfursson2560
    @morganolfursson2560 Před 4 lety +5

    The problem is that the restaurant would be sued if staff spilled soup on customers, Caroline would lose her job, Han may even lose his restaurant because the staff attacked her and insulted her. All of this for a shirt ? Is this show supposed to teach people how to be self-righteous and self-indulgent? Because this aren't qualities ! And don't get me started in how racist the show is.

  • @richardsmith5968
    @richardsmith5968 Před rokem

    Actually cambodia doesn't have a stripper

  • @freddiemolinajr.8397
    @freddiemolinajr.8397 Před 3 lety

    Great video