Every Way That Batman Has Defeated Superman

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  • @pietier123
    @pietier123 Před 2 lety +6653

    Superman:*Acts slightly different*
    Batman: Looks like I have no choice but to kill him.

    • @slaw2468
      @slaw2468 Před 2 lety +144

      Batman doesn’t kill,more like imprision.

    • @chimera7894
      @chimera7894 Před 2 lety +278

      @@slaw2468 oh he kills just not often

    • @monkeyl-
      @monkeyl- Před 2 lety +208

      @@slaw2468 batmans kills but only when absolutely necessary

    • @slaw2468
      @slaw2468 Před 2 lety +26

      @@monkeyl- yes but he doesn’t kill is his code.

    • @BeatdownGG
      @BeatdownGG Před 2 lety +86

      @@slaw2468 thats just one idea of Batman in his infinite iterations. Even OG batman is down to kill if he has not other choice. He is more likely to kill superman than anyone else if Supes goes off the deep end, because he knows if he doesn't life for the planet is over.

  • @OnTheSwitch
    @OnTheSwitch Před 2 lety +5371

    The kryptonite gum is definitely my favourite just because of how funny it is

    • @johnnycage112
      @johnnycage112 Před 2 lety +135

      Most comic book like too lol

    • @j4englund
      @j4englund Před 2 lety +42

      Eh I like when lois almost died

    • @Earth-uu3nf
      @Earth-uu3nf Před 2 lety +114

      Kryptonite Gun
      Kryptonite Sword
      Kryptonite Spear
      Kryptonite Ring
      Kryptonite Gauntlet

    • @comebackguy8892
      @comebackguy8892 Před 2 lety +14

      BvS for me... Director's cut

    • @davidteres9463
      @davidteres9463 Před 2 lety +4

      czcams.com/video/77qt7dMzkKE/video.html batman beyond

  • @fetusdeletus9266
    @fetusdeletus9266 Před 2 lety +657

    I love how Batman’s plans for dealing with Clark range from literally blotting out or weaponizing the sun to just shooting him with a big iron.

  • @astropunch7708
    @astropunch7708 Před 2 lety +934

    Take a shot whenever Superman gets mind controlled.

    • @jbktpl1245
      @jbktpl1245 Před 2 lety +54

      The irony is that Superman should have strong defense against mind control.

    • @TheManiac-nw8ru
      @TheManiac-nw8ru Před 2 lety +5

      Take a shot whenever kryptonite is mentioned, u would be dead half way

    • @DorkyDogBoy
      @DorkyDogBoy Před 2 lety +4

      im dead ☠️

    • @Bigboibutter
      @Bigboibutter Před 2 lety

      Id be drunk enough to kill superman

    • @youssefbasem9266
      @youssefbasem9266 Před 2 lety +27

      Take a shot everytime kryptonite is used to defeat superman

  • @lolzersdespic577
    @lolzersdespic577 Před 2 lety +1995

    It’s kinda funny to think one of the most powerful beings is also one of the most tricked, defeated, and mind controlled in the series

    • @andrewjalice8649
      @andrewjalice8649 Před 2 lety +48

      yeah because it’s fun to see if people didn’t buy those issues they wouldn’t do it anymore but people buy them to read them and they become pretty popular so they keep making it happen

    • @joehair3446
      @joehair3446 Před 2 lety +118

      Because Evil Superman sells very well. for some reason people think Superman is a 1 dimensional character so the only way to make him "good" is to turn him evil.

    • @jpotent101
      @jpotent101 Před 2 lety +9

      Because it wouldn't sell. So, you gotta have a storyline.

    • @RussianBear42069
      @RussianBear42069 Před 2 lety +22

      Which is also weird because if I remember correctly Superman’s brain processes things like 1,200x the speed a normal human does

    • @imarock.7662
      @imarock.7662 Před 2 lety

      @@joehair3446 Bruh, hes a corny af sentient bomb pop with a green rock allergy. Hes inherently 1-dimensional. Lmao

  • @TheReaperofHades
    @TheReaperofHades Před 2 lety +4659

    Batman has even admitted in Batman: Hush that the reason he survives against Superman is because Superman never goes all out because they're friends. His humanity is often his greatest weakness in a fight.
    "If Clark wanted to, he could use his superspeed and punch me into the ground. Deep down, he's a better man than me." (Summary of the quotes)

    • @thawne4235
      @thawne4235 Před 2 lety +443

      Deep down he is a good person, And deep down, I am not...

    • @amradel9451
      @amradel9451 Před 2 lety +205

      What's your point the true point of the quote is that superman is better than batman because he got over his parents death and became a symbol for hope and peace but batman couldn't get over it and became batman a symbol of fear

    • @purpleheartneptune6267
      @purpleheartneptune6267 Před 2 lety +38

      That’s…..just batman hate dude

    • @TheReaperofHades
      @TheReaperofHades Před 2 lety +207

      @@purpleheartneptune6267 how is it Batman hate? Just stating the obvious that if Superman really wanted it, Batman wouldn't be a threat to him.
      He's even defeated Batman armed with Kryptonite in Lex Luthor: Man of Steel by catching him by surprise from a distance. In the Dark Knight Returns, Superman is actively holding back because he wants to apprehend Batman and bring him in.
      Batman relies on Superman holding back in all their fights, as if he didn't, many of their fights would end quickly.

    • @purpleheartneptune6267
      @purpleheartneptune6267 Před 2 lety +32

      @@TheReaperofHades injustice

  • @Br-kc2jy
    @Br-kc2jy Před 2 lety +115

    I love how we transitioned from "He turns into a Doomsday, after almost dying" to "He just spat in his face"

  • @mrducky6322
    @mrducky6322 Před 2 lety +302

    Batman 100% believing he is an innocent man is the most Batman thing I’ve ever heard

    • @cryingalone7572
      @cryingalone7572 Před rokem +2

      You would know if it's a 100% making belief unnecessary

  • @EVERYWHERE_MAN
    @EVERYWHERE_MAN Před 2 lety +827

    Can’t blame Batman for having a contingency plan

    • @thefanwithoutaface8105
      @thefanwithoutaface8105 Před 2 lety +83

      I mean after characters like Homelander, Brightburn, Ultrman and Hyperion, all characters inspired by and based on Superman who are all superpowered villains, not to mention all the Evil Versions of Superman, yeah the contingencies are WAY beyond justified.

    • @thebatman.
      @thebatman. Před 2 lety +13

      Exactly.

    • @newhybrid101
      @newhybrid101 Před 2 lety +29

      Can definitely blame him,he obviously spent more time preparing to stop his friends than making sure his villains are locked away permanently.
      Darkseid,Zod,Superman etc have been imprisoned at times but you tell me he hasn't found a way to keep Joker locked get the fuck out of here

    • @TheBlaze22b
      @TheBlaze22b Před 2 lety +10

      @@newhybrid101 Gotham's criminal justice system is BS. Its crazy a cop hasnt shot him dead

    • @mangonite7426
      @mangonite7426 Před 2 lety +4

      @@TheBlaze22b yeah they can't take evidence from vigilantes but come on, this dude has killed hundreds of people surly pleading insanity would be invalid by this point.

  • @bigdexmedia5233
    @bigdexmedia5233 Před 2 lety +756

    Doomsday is Superman’s top 2 enemies that he fears. Batman is Superman’s greatest friends and allies. With them two combined, Superman should definitely fear and respect Batman. Besides, he brought a bank to save Clark’s family farm.

    • @dvm007
      @dvm007 Před 2 lety +14

      Bought *

    • @OriginalXVeris
      @OriginalXVeris Před 2 lety +68

      @@dvm007 Let's be honest, though. If needed, Bruce absolutely has the means and money to just plop a bank on a truck and drive it out there.

    • @dvm007
      @dvm007 Před 2 lety +10

      @@OriginalXVeris that’s a different story lol

    • @angelvital6466
      @angelvital6466 Před 2 lety +4

      I didn't like the series because it was all batman, dont get me wrong it looks cool but man it's just batman.
      Imagine flash x captain cold where the flash traveled to the zero point or the beginning of everything and his speed is so fast that it freezes everything near him. Having this cool ice powers to use with a wave at his hand.
      Or
      Martian Manhunter x Despero where Martian Manhunter tried to destroy the flame of py'tar from Despero but with his shapeshifting abilities, manhunter absorbed the dangerous flame. Giving Manhunter the abilities to shape reality and conjure demons from within the mind but forever burning in flames.
      So much that can be so cool my dude. Its just batman, be cooler to see it as a JLA x Injustice League type of thing.

    • @ZenKrio
      @ZenKrio Před 2 lety +3

      @@OriginalXVeris Let's be honest though, Superman could EASILY do better than that IF he wanted to. Superman is able to process more than Brainiac and is smarter than Bruce, with access to more tech, he CHOOSES to just be a reporter to not be suspected as Superman.

  • @dustinthediamondpoirier5028
    @dustinthediamondpoirier5028 Před 2 lety +735

    Superman: Acts a tiny bit strange
    Batman: Well looks like I'm gonna have to kill an alien

    • @TerryTheTricky
      @TerryTheTricky Před 2 lety +37

      “He was sus so I killed him”

    • @AK-tf3fc
      @AK-tf3fc Před 2 lety +1

      Superman lucky he's white otherwise he would hate america

    • @driveasandwich6734
      @driveasandwich6734 Před 2 lety +1

      @@AK-tf3fc Dude was still raised in Smallville, the american utopia. A non-white Kal-El might change his mind on a few things after moving to Metropolis, but he usually just decides that he can make America better.

    • @anotherrandomguy8871
      @anotherrandomguy8871 Před 2 lety +21

      Superman: *sneezes*
      Wonder-women: Bless you Clark
      Flash: whoa, I didn’t know you can sneeze
      Superman: I can’t. Something is wrong.
      Batman: Alfred, the plan is working. Get more of the orderless transparent kryptonite flu gas.

    • @savsaga4991
      @savsaga4991 Před 2 lety

      Not slightly strange dude....He stopped caring about people while saving them...Thats the first step of becoming a Villian/Careless Maniac

  • @himynameiskobey.7994
    @himynameiskobey.7994 Před 2 lety +106

    The arrow is definitely my favorite because of how hard it is to make it. Batman needing a insane amount of wealth and time just for one kryptonite arrow makes it believable that kryptonite came from another planet, and it makes it more special.

    • @EvilAutisms
      @EvilAutisms Před 2 lety +20

      i also like how the kryptonite shoots off the arrow instead of the arrow actually stabbing superman because it proves he knew that superman would catch it or at least expected him to

    • @kakyointhedonut7369
      @kakyointhedonut7369 Před rokem +2

      @@EvilAutisms yea he even reached to grab it but it powders his face and he gets super disoriented

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 Před 8 měsíci +3

      ​@@EvilAutisms It also shows that Batman never intended to kill Superman. He could've engineered the arrow to be lethal but he didn't.

    • @niks660097
      @niks660097 Před 23 hodinami

      @@kakyointhedonut7369 kryptonite is literally cynide for kryptons, only reason superman survived cause batman didn't want to kill superman, just weaken him.

  • @TheKisj
    @TheKisj Před 2 lety +1800

    This is why i love Batman,he's a human without superpowers, makes hundreds of gadgets to get an edge, and never ever gives up, and goes up against superman every time to save the world.

    • @thedarkjw6219
      @thedarkjw6219 Před 2 lety +15

      Yeah!!!!!

    • @britishwatermelon680
      @britishwatermelon680 Před 2 lety +48

      BECAUSE HES BATMAN

    • @mikitadou
      @mikitadou Před 2 lety +107

      He has the thickest plot fortress in DC, he can go and win against DC universe god himself with so much protection.

    • @eldenlean5221
      @eldenlean5221 Před 2 lety +95

      @@mikitadou to be fair superman is also a walking plot convenience with no consistency at all.
      One issue he gets beaten by the random villain of the week hes fighting, the nextt hes singlehandedly taking on darkseid.
      One issue a red sun makes him completely powerless, the next its a minor inconvenience.
      Kryptonite cann kill him...exwpt when it can't.
      You get the point.

    • @wildhunt6350
      @wildhunt6350 Před 2 lety +12

      He is plot armor man without any money he is NOTHING less then nothing.

  • @madambutterfly1997
    @madambutterfly1997 Před 2 lety +300

    You're telling me injustice's evil Wonder Woman is still a lap dog to The Olympian gods?

    • @stonemims159
      @stonemims159 Před 2 lety +55

      Zeus had her mother hostage

    • @hunterv9983
      @hunterv9983 Před 2 lety +80

      Injustice Wonder Woman was just waiting for Lois Lane to croak. That mortal woman who would have died in 60+ years regardless, took the most wonderful man she had ever known, away from an immortal demigoddess. So of course she egged on Superman's more ruthless tendencies.

    • @agenti4734
      @agenti4734 Před 2 lety +7

      @@hunterv9983 so basically Amazon wants that Kryptonian dong so she threw a tank of oil into an already burning fire

    • @hunterv9983
      @hunterv9983 Před 2 lety +7

      @@agenti4734
      Yes

    • @archivist_13
      @archivist_13 Před 2 lety +6

      @@hunterv9983 well there's a bruh moment

  • @Unblasphemy
    @Unblasphemy Před 2 lety +78

    Clark: *argues with lois*
    Bruce: *"ALFRED."*

  • @GamerFish234
    @GamerFish234 Před 2 lety +141

    I understand the whole “tie” thing when it comes to Batman V Superman by Snyder, but I definitely count that as a Batman win. No doubts about it.

    • @8911145533
      @8911145533 Před 2 lety +28

      For plot reasons. And a unbelieavble stupid plot at that. Hearing his mothers name somehow brings Bats out of his " i have to kill this dude" state

    • @igorPatritrov
      @igorPatritrov Před 2 lety +7

      @@8911145533well, bc he realises that supes isnt evil, and actually cares about someone. That they have the same name is just a coincidence

    • @goldenhorde6944
      @goldenhorde6944 Před rokem +10

      @@8911145533 The entire movie is about batman slowly and consciously dehumanizing both himself and superman, right before he tries to kill him he out loud says " you were never a god, you were never even a man". How the fuck is a character experiencing character development in response to being reminded of a core memory he had otherwise suppressed stupid, it's literally basic fucking storytelling.

  • @mrheroprimes
    @mrheroprimes Před 2 lety +572

    there's a very easy way to Injustice Superman get his powers back, Platinum Kryptonite which is gold Kryptonite polar opposite if a depowered Kryptonian or a human comes in contact with it gives them Kryptonian powers.

    • @linkholder
      @linkholder Před 2 lety +145

      Ah yes, the bullshit rock

    • @Athaeme
      @Athaeme Před 2 lety +54

      @@linkholder ah yes, gold kryptonite isn't bullshit at all

    • @stevent3676
      @stevent3676 Před 2 lety +64

      @@Athaeme I mean it's literally just the kryptonite equivalent of a red sun, and can only be created through a very small amount of means, one being via Firestorm's manipulation of radiation.

    • @Athaeme
      @Athaeme Před 2 lety +8

      @@stevent3676 I don't have a problem with it, I was pointing out a double standard @link holder seemed to have having a problem with one and not the other is retarded

    • @stevent3676
      @stevent3676 Před 2 lety +36

      @@Athaeme well to be fair, most kryptonite is just that: Kryptonite. It's designed to cause harm or to be a hindrance of some kind to beings where there otherwise isn't one. But from the sounds of it, Platinum Kryptonite is the exact opposite of what most pieces of kryptonite are meant to do.

  • @-Azure.EXE-
    @-Azure.EXE- Před 2 lety +178

    The explosive vest is easily the best one here. Character, intelligence and competence shown extraordinarily efficiently.

  • @mediamanjamessmith251
    @mediamanjamessmith251 Před rokem +30

    The grenades in BvS are also lined with lead, so Superman could not see the contents of the grenades.
    A theory also discusses that Batman may have put Scarecrow’s fear gas in them too because of Batman mentioning “That’s fear.”

    • @Googaliemoogalie
      @Googaliemoogalie Před rokem

      They would have said that though, because that's too interesting of a detail. BVS was probably just trying to be cool and the fans made it more than it is

    • @fuckthisstupidasshandleshit
      @fuckthisstupidasshandleshit Před rokem

      @@Googaliemoogalie It's literally in the movie. Stop being biased.

    • @deeznuts9886
      @deeznuts9886 Před rokem +5

      ​@@Googaliemoogalie gotta agree with the OP on this one. Even if I didn't think of it before the "that's fear." Line being a reference to scarecrow's fear toxin makes a lot more sense than batman just trying to intimidate super man. I mean, trying to intimidate someone who can probably decapitate someone with the flick of his finger wouldn't be the best idea. It'd make sense and it'd feel like a bit of fanservice for the fans who catch the comment

  • @nobro6971
    @nobro6971 Před rokem +14

    I absolutely love the suicide vest story, it's perfect, shows the best parts of both heroes - Superman's amazing powers and his ability to determine truth from lie, and Batman's bold and cunning strategies of exploiting and using Superman's own STRENGTHS against him, as well as his willingness to sacrifice himself. Most of all, though, it showed that they both deeply care about protecting the weak and would never willingly harm an innocent.

  • @k_speedfire
    @k_speedfire Před 2 lety +111

    When Sup was controlled by Ivy Batman manage to take him out just by whistle, that was in King run when Ivy did posses almost whole world

  • @LP3Customs
    @LP3Customs Před 2 lety +64

    I love that you watch pretty much every animated dc movie and show. Not many people talk about Brave and the Bold and the LEGO movies

  • @justinnyugen7015
    @justinnyugen7015 Před 2 lety +52

    There always seems to be a character breach or plot device that pits the two against each other. Superman is mind controlled. Superman is Soviet. Superman is a US government lackey that lasers his friend's arm off. Superman kills Joker but decides, "Hey, I'm still kinda angry."
    At their core, both heroes have a strong enough moral compass to not duke it out.

    • @deeznuts9886
      @deeznuts9886 Před rokem +1

      Well besides the batman V Superman movie where Superman was more or less blackmailed into trying to kill batman. Even though he still fucking lost lmao

  • @meunomeegama4105
    @meunomeegama4105 Před 2 lety +15

    the actual secret is that batman is always wearing his super secret super powerful bat suit, called "the plot suit"

  • @Chillgamesh
    @Chillgamesh Před 2 lety +196

    I clicked faster than a speeding bullet

    • @justinflores9851
      @justinflores9851 Před 2 lety +4

      Me too 🤣

    • @ne3856
      @ne3856 Před 2 lety +13

      It's a bird!
      It's a plane!
      No, it's...
      NEEDLEMOUSE PRODUCTIONS!!!!

    • @Earth-uu3nf
      @Earth-uu3nf Před 2 lety +2

      Ha

    • @theclown9293
      @theclown9293 Před 2 lety +3

      I see what you did there Superman and faster than a speeding bullet 😏😎

    • @someone0
      @someone0 Před 2 lety +4

      I clicked more powerful than a locomotive

  • @creed101.
    @creed101. Před 2 lety +54

    literally the only guy I come to to see the dc and marvel stories explained in detail, love it

  • @atorasu3976
    @atorasu3976 Před 2 lety +95

    "Batman: Endgame" "Justice Buster"
    It can't be a coincidence anymore.

    • @driveasandwich6734
      @driveasandwich6734 Před 2 lety +22

      Batman: Endgame predates Avengers: Endgame.
      The Justice Buster is actually just a copy of the Hulk-Buster, though.

    • @anotherrandomguy8871
      @anotherrandomguy8871 Před 2 lety +12

      I think that “Endgame” is a common tittle for different series, so it’s not too rare that you’d probably see the name in a title.

  • @TheManiac-nw8ru
    @TheManiac-nw8ru Před 2 lety +14

    Just slap kryptonite on everything with a few red suns here and there.

  • @allfather6346
    @allfather6346 Před 2 lety +92

    How does an ordinary man defeat a god?
    the ordinary man is Kal, Bruce just defies all odds making him the true god

  • @somebigboy3555
    @somebigboy3555 Před 2 lety +450

    Now we need more fights where Batman is the dominant and superman the underdog
    It would be neat

    • @oneasiangirl
      @oneasiangirl Před 2 lety +54

      I’m sorry but this just sounds so dirty

    • @Daniel-dl7ft
      @Daniel-dl7ft Před 2 lety +3

      That is a story

    • @projekttaku1
      @projekttaku1 Před 2 lety +24

      not possible

    • @Bilaldane
      @Bilaldane Před 2 lety +12

      That's impossible

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 Před 2 lety +19

      batman has tons of plans for everything, that could kill any hero on the planet, and he just went rogue
      what will the man of steel do, now that every weapon in the world is pointed at him, all equipped with every type of kryptonite bullet on the planet?

  • @NY_7
    @NY_7 Před 2 lety +106

    Everyone always overlooks that Bruce Wayne/ Batman is an insane controlled person that is a tactician. He has backup plans for hundreds of backup plans. So his genius level intellect knows exactly what to do against Superman. Yes, Superman could just use his super speed and kill Batman, or be miles away and use his heat vision to kill him, but Batman knows this and plans ahead for this. Batman's mind is his greatest weapon.

    • @silverstar1238
      @silverstar1238 Před 2 lety +7

      Superman just never has fought agenst someone who thinks like this. That's why he looses

    • @justinnyugen7015
      @justinnyugen7015 Před 2 lety +11

      It's sad that he has better contingency plans against his friends than his own rogues gallery.

    • @brayden2254
      @brayden2254 Před 2 lety +16

      @@silverstar1238 ever heard of Lex Luthor? A genius billionaire who is considered to be the most intelligent person on Earth. Also Batman himself has admitted that if it wasn't for Superman's humanity he would have been dead in an instant.

    • @kylethekidable
      @kylethekidable Před 2 lety +3

      Not really, he just can't plan for certain things which is why, after all this time, we haven't seen Superman do those certain things. He's always been written, even in cases of him going evil, to be holding back. If he woke up, wanted to kill Batman and not care about any collateral damage to anyone or anything, flying halfway to the sun then picking up speed on the flight back and kinetic dropping himself on top of batman would do the job. Nothing Bruce could conceivably plan in a short enough amount of time, if at all, could handle what would be the energy release equivalent of dropping a nuke on his head. Batman can beat Superman purely because plot armor dictates that A. Superman would never go scorched earth and B. Seeing him body Batman instantly would be too expected, thus boring.

    • @joehair3446
      @joehair3446 Před 2 lety +5

      The reason that Batman wins is of course what you mentioned but you're forgetting many things
      1. He's the most insanely unrealisticly plot armoured superhero character ever. He took punches from literal gods that want to kill him (darkseid for example) without a mech suit on yet is able to breathe. don't forget that one time in Batman Confidential where he beat the entire Justice League in a full on head to head combat without a contingency plan to defeat them lol (he even was faster than the flash because apparently he was able to counter flash's punch at full superspeed) and also he knocked wonder woman out with a single elbow to the head lol.
      2. Superman winning againts batman would be considered boring to most
      3. Batman admits that he can win against superman because Superman's always holding back, his humanity is his greatest weakness
      4. For some reason Kryptonite despite being a very rare mineral that only existed in Superman's planet and that only a chunk fell to earth is apparently so common in the DC universe you could probably buy it at a Walmart
      5. He's Batman, you hardly ever see him lose to anyone because a comic where Batman (a regular human without powers) gets defeated by someone with superpowers would definitely not sell as well as a comic where he beats literal gods (kind of defeats the whole purpose of a mortal making a god bleed if Batman loses to superpowered enemies)

  • @BrandonTaylor-jf5je
    @BrandonTaylor-jf5je Před 9 měsíci

    Thank you kindly for this video list and bravo

  • @toganium4175
    @toganium4175 Před 2 lety +108

    3:56
    I would never say that the Atom is one of the weakest heroes in the DC universe. He’s a genius biologist that can manipulate the bodies of others by crawling inside them.

    • @chriswentz5197
      @chriswentz5197 Před 2 lety +13

      So he is a Ant man but he isnt afraid of going into anuses?

    • @emitrioff
      @emitrioff Před 2 lety +5

      @@chriswentz5197 basically...yes

    • @justinnyugen7015
      @justinnyugen7015 Před 2 lety +1

      ​@@chriswentz5197 heheh Up close, anus's atoms are just like any other atoms to the Atom.

    • @darkneon5637
      @darkneon5637 Před 2 lety

      He's an underrated character⚛️

    • @deeznuts9886
      @deeznuts9886 Před rokem

      Remember when everyone was making memes about Ant-Man crawling up thanos's ass to kill him by growing bigger? If you think about it the atom could hilariously do the same thing to darkseid lmao

  • @thomaswilliams1793
    @thomaswilliams1793 Před 2 lety +19

    Let's fucking go love it when you upload

  • @abhishekunni2433
    @abhishekunni2433 Před 2 lety +6

    Superman defeats himself when he chooses to talk with Batman first. I mean he could just throw a rock from a mile away, perfectly calibrated so that the pressure will only knock Batman out but still goes down and tries to talk.

  • @tinman2001
    @tinman2001 Před rokem

    thanks for the video!

  • @jpegmilitia
    @jpegmilitia Před 2 lety +44

    Batman: defeats superman like every 5 minutes
    People: idk man superman OP

    • @jonhperez6068
      @jonhperez6068 Před 2 lety +1

      Superman won more

    • @jpegmilitia
      @jpegmilitia Před 2 lety +7

      @@jonhperez6068 name like 3 times hes actually won against batman

    • @jonhperez6068
      @jonhperez6068 Před 2 lety

      @@jpegmilitia Bvs is one

    • @eobardthawn6903
      @eobardthawn6903 Před 2 lety +12

      @@jonhperez6068 Batman won here. The movie was shit, however Batman would've killed Superman if he wouldn't said," Martha", "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!!!"

    • @eobardthawn6903
      @eobardthawn6903 Před 2 lety +5

      @@jonhperez6068 In all fairness, Batman did lose earlier with his Batmobile, so it was mostly a tie.

  • @matthewterlaga3022
    @matthewterlaga3022 Před 2 lety +20

    You forgot The Batman Who Laughs using special synthetic black kryptonite that kills super man in a matter of moments, but not before driving him insane. He then kidnaps Lois and John, brings them to the watchtower, fills it with some sort of gas that nullifies Clark’s heat vision and makes his eyes bleed, then just throws the kryptonite at him. He goes mad and kills Lois and John before succumbing.

    • @hunterv9983
      @hunterv9983 Před 2 lety +4

      Doesn't he also mention he tested it out on Kara, first?

    • @matthewterlaga3022
      @matthewterlaga3022 Před 2 lety +4

      @@hunterv9983 yes he does, and he said that she ripped her family to shreds before she died

    • @projekttaku1
      @projekttaku1 Před 2 lety +2

      but what about conner?

    • @hunterv9983
      @hunterv9983 Před 2 lety +3

      @@projekttaku1
      I think this story is before the return of Classic Conner. So currently it's the Young Justice clone who stayed in the future with Cassie and Bart.

  • @loganwolverine5849
    @loganwolverine5849 Před měsícem +3

    Batman using kryptonite- **Instant win**
    Lex using kryptonite- Is this suppose to hurt?

  • @blast2822
    @blast2822 Před rokem +8

    "How does an ordinary man defeat a god." A good question. One we might be able to answer the day Batman actually fights one.

    • @spikem5950
      @spikem5950 Před 2 měsíci

      Well, Slade (typically described as being very similar to Batman in how he fights) did fight and kill Lapetus, so we already know it's doable with the right equipment.

  • @glassychap1141
    @glassychap1141 Před 2 lety +98

    Tbh I don’t really see how Batman could beat Superman in a majority of their fights. Superman always holds back but even if he moved at the speed of sound Batman could not really catch him

    • @findthem5791
      @findthem5791 Před 2 lety +8

      Yes , Superman holds back which then causes Bruce to win the majority of their fights.

    • @lelouchlamperouge8286
      @lelouchlamperouge8286 Před 2 lety +22

      Superman was mind controlled before so he wasn't holding back. Batman is simply has the intelligence and the resources to beat Superman. Superman can't defend against these because he's never had to rely on anything like that himself.

    • @typeouetco1626
      @typeouetco1626 Před 2 lety +3

      batman's suit are very fast.

    • @seal_man
      @seal_man Před 2 lety

      Yeah but what about when Superman is mind controlled?

    • @markyek3234
      @markyek3234 Před 2 lety +1

      @@typeouetco1626 what his suits don't have increased speed

  • @estek5720
    @estek5720 Před 2 lety +4

    I love your video's keep it up

  • @cynicalfella
    @cynicalfella Před 2 lety +3

    14:00 "Supes...!? Help us!!" this might just be Batman's best phrase ever

  • @recentlybeheaded
    @recentlybeheaded Před 2 lety

    Great video!

  • @magicaldemonboy100
    @magicaldemonboy100 Před 2 lety +51

    This inspires me to start a fight with a bodybuilder on steroids.

    • @newhybrid101
      @newhybrid101 Před 2 lety +6

      Terrible analogy
      Bodybuilders are typically slow due to muscle mass and can't really fight,cause well they aren't fighters.
      That's not true for Superman,he is nearly as fast as he is strong and he can actually fight very well,he has stood up to Batman when he was weakend to his level or Batman was powered to his and to do that you need to be a really good fighter.Even when he was depowered to human level he stomped several thugs like a vigilante would.
      Also he isn't built like a bodybuilder either,he is buff yeah but normally proportioned buff.

    • @magicaldemonboy100
      @magicaldemonboy100 Před 2 lety +8

      @@newhybrid101 I mean this was a joke but good to know.

    • @vVBEESKNEESVv
      @vVBEESKNEESVv Před 2 lety +4

      @@magicaldemonboy100 I'll give you a thumbs up for the good joke that made me laugh but I'd say a better analogy would be the same one that you made but in it you would have a hand gun or at the very least a bat (heh).

    • @magicaldemonboy100
      @magicaldemonboy100 Před 2 lety +4

      @@vVBEESKNEESVv Fair enough lmao

    • @driveasandwich6734
      @driveasandwich6734 Před 2 lety

      Bane?

  • @yvngstopmotionproductions3224

    Great video

  • @The410cam
    @The410cam Před 2 lety +7

    The mutant restraint collar should technically work preventing the powers from manifesting. Also soundwave should be able to beat him with an empty enegon cube since it would drain his powers. Technically any high ranking Jedi/sith should be able to without a fight cut off his powers with the force.

  • @trulybleak4163
    @trulybleak4163 Před 2 lety +5

    I think you're forgetting the most crucial detail upon why Batman always beat Superman. Because DC fans love Batman more than Superman & because the script/plot said so.
    As strong as Superman is he can never be stronger than the people writing him. If you want an accurate representation of what would happen if Batman & Superman actually fought, without favoritism look up Omni Man vs Darkwing.
    Sums it up pretty well I'd say.

  • @SHDW-nf2ki
    @SHDW-nf2ki Před 2 lety +28

    My favourite is turning superman's powers against himself
    The sonic blaster in DKR would be DEVASTATING
    Just imagine it, Superman is looking for batman with his super vision and hearing and then all of a sudden he gets hit from every direction by light and overwhelming noise

  • @madambutterfly1997
    @madambutterfly1997 Před 2 lety +59

    Do they ever specify how or why he developed a resistance to Red Sun radiation

    • @Scorpiongod934
      @Scorpiongod934 Před 2 lety +21

      @@Tone_Of_Dials just explain it to him ass. He is resistant bc he’s a direct descendant of Rao, the Red Sun god of Krypton. And also if You’re familiar With the saying: “power levels are bullshit”

    • @therunn3197
      @therunn3197 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Scorpiongod934 How is he an ass? He’s literally just encouraging him to read the comic book.

    • @Wertercat
      @Wertercat Před 2 lety +9

      @@therunn3197 Yeah, but not specifying which ones they're referring to. Like, Superman has been in thousands of comic book issues, you have to more specific

    • @therunn3197
      @therunn3197 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Wertercat In the video Needlemouse literally specified the comic where he developed a resistance to red sun.

  • @chahrlzel13
    @chahrlzel13 Před 2 lety +4

    In the Dark Knight I watched Bane give batman his worse beating in cinema history yet I'm supposed 2 believe Batman can beat Superman? Yeah ok....🤷🏾‍♂️ tell me anything

  • @JmotionPictures7059
    @JmotionPictures7059 Před 2 lety +7

    The fact that he decided to plant a bomb inside of him is so brutal but I love it

  • @Coolstuff588
    @Coolstuff588 Před 2 lety +43

    My favorite way to defeat Superman is throwing Lois lane off a roof.

    • @rexyz5875
      @rexyz5875 Před 2 lety +3

      More like a good way for superman to erase earth

  • @redwright8028
    @redwright8028 Před 2 lety +11

    Superman: *simply exists*
    Batman: *finds every possible way to whoop his ass*

    • @darko7mc186
      @darko7mc186 Před 2 lety +4

      *He's a threat* in Batman's mind.

    • @Kira22558
      @Kira22558 Před rokem

      @@darko7mc186 kind of.

    • @darko7mc186
      @darko7mc186 Před rokem

      @@Kira22558 it makes sense, there are times that Superman had gone out of control (became evil) that his trust issues agaisn't sups really is just as that highly extreme. He knew how superior Superman is compared to him yet he also knew his Biggest Weakness just to neutralized or weakened him down, Not kill. (Kryptonite)

    • @Kira22558
      @Kira22558 Před rokem

      @@darko7mc186 depends on which version

    • @Kira22558
      @Kira22558 Před rokem

      @@darko7mc186 depends on which version

  • @Renwoxing13
    @Renwoxing13 Před rokem +2

    Every single way Batman has defeated Superman :
    1 - ♾️ : *PLOT ARMOR*

  • @thomaswilliams1793
    @thomaswilliams1793 Před 2 lety +5

    Amazing

  • @birdypanc9747
    @birdypanc9747 Před 2 lety +68

    Speaking injustice. Who else is excited that dc is finally making a animated film about injustice.

    • @ahmadalaama7217
      @ahmadalaama7217 Před 2 lety +9

      Really? The comic universe or the games, or both? Also do you think they'll ever make an Injystice 3

    • @birdypanc9747
      @birdypanc9747 Před 2 lety +7

      @@ahmadalaama7217 they gonna follow year 1 comic and maybe they might do more sequels to the year comics.

    • @firstname4800
      @firstname4800 Před 2 lety +7

      @@birdypanc9747 prob year 1 since the joker is shown to be killed by Superman

    • @alyssa01825
      @alyssa01825 Před 2 lety +3

      ME INJUSTICE IS AMAZING

    • @theshanaman7805
      @theshanaman7805 Před 2 lety +4

      @@ahmadalaama7217 i think they’re making a marvel game next but maybe after that

  • @laughthis138
    @laughthis138 Před 2 lety +3

    Gold kryptonite surgically fused to the skull of Superman and then lead cased kryptonite nerve destroying agent placed at the center or his brain that will go off if decides move faster than 4mph or out of range of his prison.

  • @Almighty_Eduardo25
    @Almighty_Eduardo25 Před rokem +1

    The krypronite gauntlet one was just insane like godamn

  • @jacobbarnett2656
    @jacobbarnett2656 Před 2 lety +3

    God I love these videos.

  • @underplayer7353
    @underplayer7353 Před 2 lety +11

    We need a Top 10 most badass Alfred moments

    • @spikem5950
      @spikem5950 Před 2 měsíci

      The part where he beats up Superman is a great one.

  • @suethemtocourt
    @suethemtocourt Před 2 lety +20

    Superman is damn powerful, it's disheartening to see that none of the comics give him an edge over batsman in the final battle. In real life Superman can kill batman in more ways than Batman can kill Superman.
    I'm sure of it.

    • @ambatukam178
      @ambatukam178 Před 2 lety +8

      Batmans plot armour is just too good which makes the story better. Superman can but batman knows superman is a good person, and that's the reason superman doesn't win, part of his character, which is why you can't say the "not holding back" part

    • @gokublack8342
      @gokublack8342 Před rokem +2

      Super man has absurd weaknesses that are easy to exploit if you had a shard of kryptonite YOU could literally kill Superman

    • @simonovie1253
      @simonovie1253 Před rokem +2

      @@gokublack8342 Exactly what I'm saying, you don't even have to know how to fight just get yourself a Green Kryptonite and wait, I don't even understand why batman beating him is a huge thing.

    • @fuckthisstupidasshandleshit
      @fuckthisstupidasshandleshit Před 7 měsíci

      @@gokublack8342You mean a shard if a rare mineral nobody knows about?

    • @fuckthisstupidasshandleshit
      @fuckthisstupidasshandleshit Před 7 měsíci

      @@simonovie1253Because it's nonsensical. Superman at full speed would have no trouble disabling Batman.

  • @virtualcolt
    @virtualcolt Před 2 lety +3

    Batman: *laughs*
    Superman: OH NO, HIS LAUGH HAD KRYPTONITE BREATH, UHH *dies*

  • @thehighground7926
    @thehighground7926 Před 2 lety +23

    Batman beats Superman because he’s Batman. It’s that simple

    • @thefanwithoutaface8105
      @thefanwithoutaface8105 Před 2 lety +1

      Well that and if the playing field was leveled he'd always win

    • @projekttaku1
      @projekttaku1 Před 2 lety

      nope

    • @thehighground7926
      @thehighground7926 Před 2 lety +1

      @@thefanwithoutaface8105 if they were both removed of all their equipment, powers, and had to fight each other with just their fists, Batman would dominate

    • @acunt
      @acunt Před 2 lety +2

      plot-armour man

    • @StareachValcin
      @StareachValcin Před 2 lety +2

      Batman doesn't always win. Batman does lose regardless of being Batman.

  • @artdroid29
    @artdroid29 Před 2 lety +18

    What Lantern Rings would The Boys have?

    • @theyellowtruth3249
      @theyellowtruth3249 Před 2 lety +2

      Most would have avarice but but starlight would probably be love or hope

    • @derekstark9062
      @derekstark9062 Před 2 lety +4

      Butcher- Rage
      Hughie- Hope
      Frenchie- Shame
      Himiko- Rage
      Mother’s Milk- Compassion
      Starlight- Love

    • @TheUncivilizedNation
      @TheUncivilizedNation Před 2 lety +1

      @@derekstark9062 shame is one of the rings. What color is it?

    • @derekstark9062
      @derekstark9062 Před 2 lety +1

      @@TheUncivilizedNation Ultraviolet.

  •  Před 2 lety +1

    6:28 and of course the two team up
    Robin in the background: Am i joke to you?

  • @ultimantwarrior5005
    @ultimantwarrior5005 Před 2 lety +3

    Like in the Justice League Vs Teen Titans movies, The Flash could vibrate through Superman’s body and grab an organ, say his heart, and either rip it out or pop it like a water balloon, killing the last son of krypton

  • @freshyfishy7780
    @freshyfishy7780 Před 2 lety +4

    The needle mouse uploads

  • @alexking7262
    @alexking7262 Před 2 lety +9

    Video idea: everyone who has deducted Darth Vader’s true identity! (and how they did it!)
    It’s basically the video you did on everyone who’s deduced Batman’s true identity but for Darth Vader NeedleMouse Productions!

  • @matthewminelli
    @matthewminelli Před rokem

    10:31
    "And what's with the jeans?" 😅

  • @Au_196
    @Au_196 Před rokem +1

    the time superman was beaten up by Alfred in Injustice was the most memorable moment I had of the series. Alfred would do anything to protect Bruce, and he would never allow anyone to harm his family. Also when you get to the krypton arrow, the Doomsday Virus title card is briefly seen at the start.

  • @quincysavala1297
    @quincysavala1297 Před 2 lety +14

    The SuperBat
    God vs Man
    Day vs Night
    The son of Krypton vs The Bat of Gotham

    • @BLACKSTA361
      @BLACKSTA361 Před 2 lety +3

      Batman vs superman is so underrated

    • @theonlychickensama8353
      @theonlychickensama8353 Před 2 lety

      @@BLACKSTA361 what do you mean underated?

    • @theta38
      @theta38 Před rokem

      ​@@BLACKSTA361 agree! Ultimate Edition is one of my favorite movies.

    • @theta38
      @theta38 Před rokem

      ​@@theonlychickensama8353 means it's awesome

  • @Michaelengelmann
    @Michaelengelmann Před 2 lety +24

    I can hear Batman saying “WELCOME TO THE HUMAN RACE!”

  • @comicfan1324
    @comicfan1324 Před 2 lety +1

    Here are a few ways how Batman could beat Superman:
    1. Take whatever kryptonite armor Batman has and have Firestorm replace the green kryptonite with gold kryptonite. This would mean if the fight went on for long enough superman might lose his powers all together, permanently. After that it’s essentially just Batman versus a guy in a Superman costume.
    2. Beat superman into going to a location far away from any civilians, throw a shard of kryptonite at the man of steel, And then use the watch tower to teleport away from Superman and then fire a laser beam directly at where superman just wa and then use the watch tower to teleport away from Superman and then fire a laser beam directly at where Superman is.
    3. Steal The technology of multiple justice league villains and incorporate them into the justice buster. The suit could already go hand-in-hand with the man of steel, but adding kryptonite generators or mirror masters powers to the suit could give Batman the edge his needs.

  • @Andrew85or
    @Andrew85or Před rokem +2

    Should be titled, "Every way Batman has let a criminal live so they could come back and commit mass murder with a side of destruction again and again."

  • @dend6064
    @dend6064 Před 2 lety +11

    Make a video on how many times batman slept with catwoman it's been a while for a relationship video

  • @gallegos3905
    @gallegos3905 Před 2 lety +90

    I love how most of the fights batman has with superman is in non canon stories

    • @BLACKSTA361
      @BLACKSTA361 Před 2 lety +5

      Facts😂😂😂

    • @blacklight3583
      @blacklight3583 Před 2 lety +4

      Please change your pfp

    • @amradel9451
      @amradel9451 Před 2 lety +2

      Well they never really fought in the main cannon DC the only time they fought was like when they first met and that wasn't really a fight and the justice League buster was in the batman comic run which was kind of canon

    • @redshepherd32
      @redshepherd32 Před 2 lety +6

      because having one of the original trinity kill another of the trinity in the main cannon is a bad business decision. They make the most money

    • @sparshbansal6624
      @sparshbansal6624 Před 2 lety +5

      Oh just shut up. Batman beat Superman. Deal with it

  • @martialplanet5716
    @martialplanet5716 Před rokem

    I’m not sure if you caught the editing error at 2:32. Great video tho!!

  • @goaliebattle6601
    @goaliebattle6601 Před 6 měsíci

    I agree with you but I also like the giant cat one in the kryptonite link White Wilson counseling but I like

  • @OmegaGamer707
    @OmegaGamer707 Před 2 lety +5

    I just realized with atoms tech he could end resource droughts like metals and other stuff.

  • @CrowMan434
    @CrowMan434 Před 2 lety +39

    Lex Luthor : You think Batman defeating Superman is gonna impress us ? That happens once a week.
    (I know I messed up this line) 😂.

  • @djbrap8996
    @djbrap8996 Před 2 lety

    Imagine two badass fighting for there sanity by not killing each other lol That's Priceless

  • @shinobi_animations
    @shinobi_animations Před rokem

    bro the made out of steel always gets hypnotized or changes team because of posion 💀

  • @mikevasquez1103
    @mikevasquez1103 Před 2 lety +12

    Every good version of Superman and even some of the morally grey versions of Superman are in a constant state of self restraint to the point that day almost instinctively pull their punches. He also rarely comprehensively incorporates his broad powetset into his fighting technique.

  • @seriousspikesam7770
    @seriousspikesam7770 Před 2 lety +52

    Every way Superman has defeated Batman.
    Oh, and basically "plot armour."

    • @Supes97
      @Supes97 Před 2 lety +11

      What's so plot armour ish about simple Kryptonite weapons and Red Solar grenades mostly

    • @JimGreen569
      @JimGreen569 Před 2 lety +9

      Batman is the king of plot armour

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 Před 2 lety +9

      @@JimGreen569 yeah, no real threat to him if the *BEST FIGHTER ON THE FUCKING PLANET* still gets put in the same cell the joker has in arkham

    • @theimposterdamex2144
      @theimposterdamex2144 Před 2 lety +1

      @@JimGreen569 Superman got plot too just with powers

    • @Mai-hk9he
      @Mai-hk9he Před 2 lety +4

      @@jockeyfield1954 Batman is not the best fighter on the planet.

  • @UsaramSev
    @UsaramSev Před 2 lety +1

    3:17 up in the top left corner he got an achievement if you missed it

  • @theliquidllama1
    @theliquidllama1 Před 2 lety

    U even went into the DC lego universe. Jesus, I thought I was well rounded on animated DC stuff but even I can not sit thro all the lego DC movies. U sir are a bigger man then I am. Cheers

  • @mr.e7806
    @mr.e7806 Před 2 lety +6

    Anyone else have to do a double take after seeing doomsday virus again when he was talking about the kryptonite arrow?

    • @joshpiderman9240
      @joshpiderman9240 Před 2 lety

      I think he said it was a rendering bug when his computer overheats.

  • @UnlovedWarlock
    @UnlovedWarlock Před 2 lety +14

    Oh and the way every Superman has defeated Batman: ONE PUNCH

  • @britishrat1630
    @britishrat1630 Před rokem +1

    Superman: just wanting to talk
    Batman: trying to kill him

  • @ThinkingCrimson
    @ThinkingCrimson Před 7 měsíci

    9:51 "You may have outsmarted me, but i outsmarted your outsmarting!" - Joseph Joestar, 1939

  • @AleRespite
    @AleRespite Před 2 lety +15

    I dont get the change in the plan to take down Superman in Justice League doom. Because this plan is supposed to take down a rogue Superman, yet the plan shown hinges entirely on Superman being a nice guy. This plan would be useless on a rogue Superman.

    • @olivinator
      @olivinator Před 2 lety +3

      all the plans were altered in some way, it's possible that the original plan had some other way to lure in Superman, or even kept that part open so that the method could be tailored to the which ever scenario they found themselves in.

  • @mikitadou
    @mikitadou Před 2 lety +10

    Technically going 0.1% serious would be more than enough for superman to squash batman. The fact that he misses his heat vision and strikes on a slow moving batman is just ludicrous. The guy has a brain that can process huge libraries worth of information in seconds and reaction speed to tag flash...can't deal with batman's acrobatics speed?

    • @scooble_
      @scooble_ Před 2 lety +1

      Well, Superman’s just too nice, so Batman abuses the hell out of that.

  • @Spiderman-twipp
    @Spiderman-twipp Před měsícem +2

    I wonder if he noticed his blooper putting doomsday virus two times

    • @Bendy_Khoi
      @Bendy_Khoi Před měsícem

      Yeah i noticed that as well

  • @roaringthunder115
    @roaringthunder115 Před 2 lety

    Kryptonite Gum is so ridiculous and so comic books. I love it.

  • @Chicos2loco
    @Chicos2loco Před 2 lety +13

    Do a video every way the bat has beat Superman with his own hands

  • @novaknight8579
    @novaknight8579 Před 2 lety +14

    Superman: What is a man to a God.
    Batman:I'm just a man.
    But I'm a man who knows a Gods every weakness including his fighting style. To you I am your God.😤
    Superman: Oh yeah?( Charges at Batman.)
    *15 Secs later*
    (Superman on the ground barely breathing)
    Batman: Why did you make me do this?!!!
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jordray5823
    @jordray5823 Před 2 lety

    A personal plan I could perceive bats using is tied to the power rings, he could easily access the green and Yellow power rings, and less likely the Blue and UV rings purely due to their difficulty to obtain than the ability of bats to use them. In one comic we've seen that the green ring can summon kryptonite: But that's boring so lets think of another use. The Rings could very easily exploit the much less stable supermans emotional weaknesses, in Injustice you could work to guilt trip Supes with apparitions of his dead wife and son, maybe suggesting that he actually meant to kill lois and it gave him a taste or sth, or you could just block out the sun OR trap him with the multiple layers.

  • @xMister.Misterx
    @xMister.Misterx Před rokem

    The red solar cell thing was the coolest one

  • @lucasmeza5148
    @lucasmeza5148 Před 2 lety +4

    Next video everytime superman defeated batman.

    • @projekttaku1
      @projekttaku1 Před 2 lety

      @@Tone_Of_Dials nope he doesn't do it because he's to nice