if you think being fatshamed is bad, imagine being fatshamed by a piece of talking plastic edit: hi i made this forever ago and this sounds like i’m downgrading fatshaming, please don’t cancel me mwah
I like how heading soccer balls is counted as exercise even though it’s giving your mii multiple concussions in a row based on how hard they’re smacking those balls off their forehead lmao. Health at its peak. 👌🤣
@Magmatik [GD] i mean if you eat alot you can gain weight and it also applies to the workout routine, if it's just some squata then its not a workout (I'm gonna get wooooshed probably)
system: extend your knees player: **literally just extends their knees correctly** system: *_STOP DOING PUSHUPS ON THE BALANCE BOARD_* player: **has a heart attack and dies** system: *_G R E A T J O B_*
I remember with the candle game my sisters and I would put a box on the board and walk out of the room. If we lost the game we would freak out and think we had ghosts in the house. It also didnt help that our wii was in the basement
When I was a little kid I played wii fit all the time at my friend’s house. Our favorite thing to do was to do the weight part of the body test and put as much stuff as possible on the balance board. She had this really sturdy bin so we filled it with stuff and then sat on it. I think the highest we got was around 180 (we were both small kids).
11:07 I don't think I've ever survived a full 60 seconds on the candle game, because I'm too paranoid that the CUT guy is right behind me. My mom, on the other hand, must have achieved nirvana when she played it one time while I watched. She lasted so long that the candle completely melted and burned out. Then she told me it was easy. Edit: The end of this video made me re-live years of anxiety in like ten seconds
The candle always goes out by itself after 180 seconds (3 minutes), and the CUT guy isn't one of the distractions, he triggers if you move too much, and once he triggers, you fail. Just stay as still as you feasibly can and you'll last no problem.
I don’t think it counts muscle mass and I have 12+ pounds of just muscle from weight training so just imagine me going on there and it telling me I’m gonna die from being obese even though I workout all the time 😂
Repent to Jesus Christ!! “Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to him, and he will make your paths straight.” Proverbs 3:5-6 NIV
if i hit 1 mil subs i play this with webcam
Poofesure ok
U LIE
Hi
Hi
Yes plz
My mother weighed herself while she was pregnant and got called obese
Well yeah she's two people
i laughed for a good 5-10 minutes after reading this, all i have to say is ouch lol
Just divide that bmi in 2 for thar second person you know
@Miss Goldstone yeah... one fat baby
I guess that’s one thing the devs didn’t consider
2539 days
Wii fit: *I lay dormant for 7 solar cycles, who dare disturb my slumber.*
discord.gg/8Rb6gqT
Djtrizzle 2539 according to my calculations, it’s been least six to seven years.
KJ2K Vortexx like 6 years and 349 days
Ink Sapphire maybe
it's 6.9 years..
*Nice.*
it’s so funny how poofesure talks about himself in his “prime” like he’s 45 or something
what if i told you he’s around his late 20s…
@@ilovemydogs5725 that sounds pretty young to me.
@@repentoryouwilllikewiseper8741 what
@@ilovemydogs5725 well, the prime of a regular human is in their late 20s
@@repentoryouwilllikewiseper8741 You know, you make Christianity look a lot more appealing if you didn’t spam about it in unrelated videos
Counsellor: “Why are you always self-conscious about your weight?”
Me: “It all started when Wii Fit called me fat back when I was 8 years old...”
most accurate thing ever
I was shocked until a few years later I found out I set my height to 2’3
obese
it called me overweight when I was fucking 7
Damn, you got wii fit to call you fat? I was busy getting called fat by my parents while I was an underweight elementary schooler
if you think being fatshamed is bad, imagine being fatshamed by a piece of talking plastic
edit: hi i made this forever ago and this sounds like i’m downgrading fatshaming, please don’t cancel me mwah
L
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By the Kardashians?
L
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i played this game when i was 10 and it called me obese in front of my parents
F
F
F
F
Relatable
3:30 when you find out the age of the "15" year old you were talking to on discord
I really want this toad Wii remote for my birthday please
poor kid
never got the remote
PLEASEEEEE BAHAHAHAH
@@michaelthesteakpackerp9756
You got the remote yet?
“Im a god!”
*proceeds to fail suddenly*
(1:32)
Ironic
Eww anime
@@anthonym2710 Eww a normie 🙃
He jinxed it
The best part 🤣🤣🤣
BMI: *Reaches 99.99*
Wii Fit: If i'm correct you probably shouldn't be alive
420 likes 😲
This is now my favorite comment
@@doncheadle411 ayy👽👽
I love how when the goal is set to put on weight it says it will be the same
In 2 weeks, I'd like to be
*+ 0 . 1 IBS.*
from today's weight.
So I did the math, poofesure’s last session was on October 7th 2012
Which coincidentally was both a Sunday and saw 13 people are killed after a Sudanese military aeroplane crashes near Khartoum.... hmmmmm
Its weird to think one day you just turn off a game and happen to never play it again.
good times
Oh, my birthday
I found out that it was 6.9 years ago.
What did we do to God to deserve this...
For those of you who are curious, he worked out almost exactly 7 years before the making of this video.
I like how heading soccer balls is counted as exercise even though it’s giving your mii multiple concussions in a row based on how hard they’re smacking those balls off their forehead lmao. Health at its peak. 👌🤣
How to make this video better:
Start at the least weight possible, and exercise to become Obese
True goals
Magmatik [GD]
No, That’s *LEGENDARY*
@Magmatik [GD] SHOW ME YOUR WAYS
@Magmatik [GD] i mean if you eat alot you can gain weight and it also applies to the workout routine, if it's just some squata then its not a workout
(I'm gonna get wooooshed probably)
1Kth Like
Text: Extend your knees.
Player: (does it correctly, but fails the minigame)
System: *_w t f_*
Nobody wants to reply, oof
Wait how the hell do I extend my knees
Ooga Booga, *_e x t e n d_*
system: extend your knees
player: **literally just extends their knees correctly**
system: *_STOP DOING PUSHUPS ON THE BALANCE BOARD_*
player: **has a heart attack and dies**
system: *_G R E A T J O B_*
Jesska Chojnacki, the system is deadly.
my 3 year old baby cousin: *is way too easy to carry or pickup*
wii fit balance board: *yOu ArE vErY oBeSe AnD mAy HaVe InCrEaSeD hEaLtH rIsKs*
LMAO
"this is a kids' channel"
- Poofesure 2019
Not when he says hmm yes daddy like wtf is he gay
I can just imagine Nintendo being like “Oh my, someone’s bought a balance board in 2019”
F
I BOUGHT ONE A WEEK BEFORE THIS VIDEO CAME OUT AND IT ARRIVED TODAY LOL
I can’t even leave for 2 days, but this blows up, I didn’t really expect anyone to see this, never mind give it a thumbs up, cheers everyone!
These are still popular with the elderly! I kinda hope they make a Wii mini or something now that the equivalent hardware's a lot cheaper.
@@Selicre I think they did make a Wii mini at some point, but I think it wasn't as popular as the original console
I have no idea who this is but the algorithm has spoken
HannahV my religion is the youtube algorithm tbh
Same
I got recommended one of the baseball ones and have fallen in love over the last few hours
Fr 😂😂
same
11:28 "Alright, so I'm bent over like I'm about to take it in the ass"
I'm dead xD
I remember with the candle game my sisters and I would put a box on the board and walk out of the room. If we lost the game we would freak out and think we had ghosts in the house. It also didnt help that our wii was in the basement
Me: weighs 1 pound
Wii fit: ur fat
My friends calling me fat in a nutshell
Wii:THICC
😂😂😂
You're also gay too. Did the game tell you that?
Tig ol' Bitties what’s wrong with that?
"This is a kid's channel."
*Starts f-bombing the video*
Back in my days kids were more manly and no the pussies we have today , just sayin'
kakaazul1 boy if you don’t shutcho asz up wey...
@@Dampzombieslayersorry, I don't speak school mass shooting
England = English
American = English (Simplified)
kakaazul1 Most swear words are less controversial now than ever
8:17
"UgHH I can't hula hoop save my dieck"
I cant look at the scales in this game without remembering the incident when a girl nearly starved herself because Wii Fit ranked her "Obese"
what’s with wii fit calling everyone obese tho
I've read many Wii Fit stories, but this is too far. Wait this story is fake right? Right...? R-RIGHT? 😥🤨😥🤨
@@Jeter3000 no its real, her parents said she cried and refused to eat most of the food they tried feeding her
@@m4tta because it's a fitness game. How do you expect to get healthy if you ignore your weight? It's simply stating a medical fact.
**is a 100 pound baby**
“You mayyy have increased health risks”
Mmmmm it's like a sliiiiight possiblity
Izzie just a bitttt
@EMMITT MARTIN yo wtf
Hmm wii fit you think so?🤔
EMMITT MARTIN it’s a joke lmao
You think being fatshamed by the Wii is bad? When I was four I had a Wii-Fit age of about 100.
Ditto 73 oh gosh, I want to laugh but I really don’t want to be mean Lol.
I can remember being ten and having a age of 74
I think I was 35??? Around when I was 8-9
Ditto 73 HEY IF YOUR PLAYING WII FIT AT 100 THEN 👏👏👏👏👏👏
I remember being 7 and I'd usually get somewhere between 40-70
10:15 i used to be so scared of this game dude
Nobody:
Wii fit board when I step on it: *Õ H*
Sophie C I had flashbacks when I saw that ÕH
IM SOBBING THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD
Sophie C hey nice name aha
_in the distance, you hear the Mii Crowd:_ *WOOOOOW!*
Don’t worry it does that even if you’re normal weight
Dont you hate it when the soccer coach throws a panda head at you
And a shoe
Or some cleats
And the police arrive
smh my head
and they arrest your soccer coach so now you cant learn how to soccer
0:35 looked it up
It's 6 years 11 months and 2 weeks
Had you waited another 2 weeks it would've been 7 years
When I was a little kid I played wii fit all the time at my friend’s house. Our favorite thing to do was to do the weight part of the body test and put as much stuff as possible on the balance board. She had this really sturdy bin so we filled it with stuff and then sat on it. I think the highest we got was around 180 (we were both small kids).
0:38 the last time you logged in was on Sunday October 7th, 2012
true
Help I don't have a name it's sad 108 quick maths
Its been 6.956 calendar years
@@izaiahigartua1268 its been 6.956 calendar years damn
more than what i was looking for. came to the comments for the amount of years but got the exact date instead
Ngl, I am in love with this guy's personality, voice and his goofy laugh. No cap
Same!
Athena Jaculbe mostly his voice for me
sameee
And his screeching
Athena Jaculbe me too, man
3:01
Hearing him losing his mind laughing made me laugh pretty hard
"I'm an amateur penguin I'll put it on my resume "
I laughed so hard and I woke up the whole house plus it's when 1 AM🤣
4:23
“That’s the best anyone’s ever done.”
All the other accounts are his..
No no no, the other accounts are some loser keenan guy, beef boss did better then that loser
@@activ1 so u mean Kienan Robert Kowalski A.K.A Poofesure is a loser?
@@activ1 Didn't u hear poofesure says that "Kienan" is his older account?
@@activ1 Check the wiki Of Poofesure to see his real name
@@beefyguy They were joking
"this is a kids channel"
*Says 6 swear words after*
He Should Put A TV-MA Logo In The Beginning Next Time.
“AH CAN’T HOOLA HOOP TA SAVE MA DICK”
HE SAID THE FUCK WORD HE SAIDTHEFUCKWORD OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
@@idontknow9801 Clam Down And Ignore It!
@@juliana.lymond2622 r/woooosh
9:19 knee pops
i love how happy poof sounds while playing the soccer ball game was so wholesome for the first time in a while he has had fun in a wii game :D
“These hips are not wide and they don’t lie”
-*proofesure quote of 2019*
Your spelling is horrible
W I I U N F I T
@@RSjs25 r/killthot XD
I like how you correct your spelling after I judged you, get a life loser.
@@dannyalas3577 :/ it was not a edit XD
When you realise you just watched someone work out for 12+ minutes.
SomePerson 37 oh hey
I watch your vids lol
also yes if this was like real life I would be so bored-
With funny comentary
*listen to someone work out
This masterpiece was in my recommended
Playing this game as an eating disorder child was quite something...
Imagine if his gf wanted to play wii fit and saw every game had beef boss himself as the champion
Lol this comment is a year old
He has a gf?
@@doomslayer1112 no
@@justinjerome608 lol this comment is a week old
@@Yerushima lol this comment is 6 days old
"It's been 2539 days since your last workout!"
Me: ...yeah, sounds about right
1:32 I seriously cannot stop laughing at how his voice changes here!
Making Mii's fat and skinny was one of the most entertaining things to me when I was a kid, not sure why
same omg. I made a fat man called... wait for it....... MR. FATTY. Lmfao
@@Renee5322 did he have the fatty?
Same
This guy laughs like the joker and I love it
This is literally the funniest thing I've ever watched, my abs hurt from laughing
me and my sister used to pile stuff on the balance board for the candle game, get really high scores and really impressed our other sister.
that's all you had to fucking do?
damn I'm gonna try that now
big brain power
I used to put a pillow on there cuz I kept getting the candle out on the butterfly bit
LMAO
To win the game your ass cheeks can’t leave the board
Out of context: “IT GOT STUCK IN THE CRACK, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO.”
Zak Griffiths lol
I can’t get in the hole!
Oh yes, daddy. This is a workout.
I HAVE TO SHOVE IT IN FARTHER!
I saw this comment before I got to the part In the video and I was so confused
Beef Boss is definitely make someone’s BMI go to 99.99
"I'm a god-"
*proceeds to get hit by everything but the soccer balls*
The candle game actually scared the shit out of me as a kid
SAME
I thought I was the only oneeee
the most boring
SAME
AggressiveBagel it was something else omg so terrifying
05:43 just watching the little blurry mii doing that wiggle without a hoop is the single best thing you’ve ever seen
I'M CACKLIJF OMFG I CANT BREAYHE- jerirjro44u
Ayyy lmao relax, tumblr
@@Scanlaid Why, yes, I am THE whole entirety of that cursed platform. How did you know?
@@ayyylmao101 your reaction said it all
@@Ash-Vod It really did, uwu
Edit: I was tired, okay, leave me alone lmao. Everything's funny when I'm tired
Everyone gangsta until beef boss is underweight
I tore my acl in March of this year. Towards the end of my physical therapy, they had me playing balance games on the wii fit board. It was awesome.
2539 days ago it was Sunday October 7, 2012
niggas really 7 years old
That was my birthday
I was 7 years old. Now I'm 14.
tlubb thats his birthday not the day he was born you dunce
I was 5. Yikes
0:30
Last time he got "fit" was about 6 Years, 11 Months and 2 Weeks ago
B I G B R A I N
Nice
Nerd
EzAf Kobrah atleast he is good at maths unlike beating a 0.1 inch everyday.
TankMechanic YT
you stole my Comment for likes you despicable human being 🖕😑🖕
I have been watching since 50k subs keep up the great work
11:07
I don't think I've ever survived a full 60 seconds on the candle game, because I'm too paranoid that the CUT guy is right behind me.
My mom, on the other hand, must have achieved nirvana when she played it one time while I watched. She lasted so long that the candle completely melted and burned out. Then she told me it was easy.
Edit: The end of this video made me re-live years of anxiety in like ten seconds
Gizmo The Dragon 😂😂😂😂
the only way I'd be able to do that is if I spaced out into the candle and start thinking about life for too long lol
SAME the "CUT" freaked me out so much that I always lost
I was at my friends house a couple years ago, and somehow I did it
The candle always goes out by itself after 180 seconds (3 minutes), and the CUT guy isn't one of the distractions, he triggers if you move too much, and once he triggers, you fail. Just stay as still as you feasibly can and you'll last no problem.
11:31
“I have put both hands on the balance board what do you want me to do?
“Place both hands on the Wii balance board”
*SMACK*
Lmao
It's funnier at 25x speed
LetsBe Vexxed PFFT
I thought he fell😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
“That Butterfly is killing me”😂
I once saw one of your videos on my recommend page, and now I watch your videos daily-
This dude spent September 20th on Wii fit instead if raiding area 51
he thought the raid was the 21 so he spent the 20th getting in shape
he could have found wii fit 2
Well did you go
Mac Rambold tfw that already exists
@@awsomezombie1168 yes
me: weighs like 90 pounds
wii fit: you are very obese and may have cancer
Did it actually say that?
Deceased no but it did say I was at risk of increased health risks
@@seasonsarecool ah still wtf? It loves to attack everyone
I don’t think it counts muscle mass and I have 12+ pounds of just muscle from weight training so just imagine me going on there and it telling me I’m gonna die from being obese even though I workout all the time 😂
How old are you to only weigh 90 pounds?
''I'm so slow at going back and forth''
💀
It’s funny how I see at least 3 Wii Fit Balance boards at every goodwill I go to.
“This is a kids channel”
*procedes to cuss*
😂🤣
🤬
It's almost like it was a joke, haha
YOU HAVE FOUND THE JOKE
That's the skit.
6:39
“I never remembered this game being so boring.”
In my personal opinion,
Any game that makes you scream does not indicate boredom.
maybe he screams at everything - eating sandwich? AAAA sex? AAAAAA pooping? AAAA
FNAF: *Ho ho you're approaching me*
@@BenSmith-cl3bi woch my vidoes my vidoes good vidoes amd subsribe and show friend
@@strongdaveawsomistgamer4607 omg ims ins lubs
1:32 “Dude im a god”
*immediately starts failing everything*
This would have been so fun seeing Poofesure irl as he played this
The first time I played that Zen game the "CUT!!" traumatized me
YES i hated that game i wad so scared of it!!
@Waste Ocyge You literally just have to sit still
Lol same I would run away and be scared of it on the menus
@@Alexis-ie5lt me and my sisters put a plastic bucket on it to win lol
@@Alexis-ie5lt I used books and it still cuts after like 10 secs lol
6:35 “I’m an amateur penguin. Put that on my resume” had me literally crying laughing
YOU’RE LAUGH IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER HEARD
I haven't played this in years. Im gonna drag this out tomorrow and try it! Its been like tens years since ive played it
8:03 love this new rendition of hips don’t lie, shakira could never 😂
Yeaa😂😂😂😂
It should’ve been “Wii Fat”
Wii Thicc
Nah more like I'm fat
Wii can't fit
Cody Wilks now 199.99 pounds
Liam Craddock BAHAHAHAHAHA
It’s been literally 6.9 years, I looked this up, since a workout was last done on this man’s wii
_Nice_
As soon as things start going wrong, they stay going wrong 😂
As a kid, the hula hoop was my favorite because of the pretty colors. I was always scared of the tightrope game though.
As a kid (I was five) I thought the dark candle game was the scariest thing ever
Sailor Venus Plays Wii Fit
my favorite quote of all time,
“it knows i’m not doing the hula”
I calculated it and it has been nearly several years.
I love how he switches between “ahh, fuck,” and “nooo!” So frequently in the soccer scene!
1:12 Poofesure: “I don’t wanna do a workout!”
Also Poofesure: Plays Wii Fit
He sounded like he was taking a shit
This is no Wii fit...
This is...
Wii Unfit
Repent to Jesus Christ!!
“Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to him, and he will make your paths straight.”
Proverbs 3:5-6 NIV
@@repentoryouwilllikewiseper8741 no
Meanwhile you can set your goal to get p h a t
There’s a “plus” version of this game with so many more games would be entertaining to watch
Alexsei Wiemers Dane
Wait i thought the entire game was plus, i didnt know there was a normal version
“I’m a god!”
Two seconds later: are you sure about that?
The way he was singing hips don’t lie 🫠🫠
2:59 Damien's wheeze sounds like when you crash a plane in Wii sports resort.
Lmao 😂
Bro it does thats maddd 😂😂
3:01-When You Watch A PooFesure Wii Sports Basketball Video
His namien is Damien?
That’s the sound they used in the real game. No joke
It might be because I’m high but he seems super happy this time instead of raging
Scott Aschwege Dude same it seems like everyone’s having fun in the comments too 😂😤😆
Exercise makes people feel happy because of endorphin release
You really stretched out there to find a way to tell us you were high, didn't you?
@@tristanmorris9432 Why is that a problem? I'm high too, which kinda adds to the experience. His laugh is funny as hell
11:15 67 more seconds!
67 more seconds and you’d win.
Although, you did way better than I ever could, lol. I just stack Shit 😂
to get to champoin on the candle game you just gotta put a bunch of heavy books on the board, it worked every time for me when I was little LOL
This is a kids channel.
- Starts cursing right after.
Wendy Thelusmond this is not a kids channel, this channel is rated R
I can see the channel as a kids transitioning to men/gods construct lol
That was the joke
0:38 October 7, 2012. Was the last time he was on
People have gone too far...
@@samuelvista all you have to do is Google it I didn't even do any math
nice 1 day after my birthday
Nostalgia, now I’m sad
One day before my birthday
“How dare I this is a kids channel”
1 ms after: proceeds to recite the cuss word bibble
I laughed so hard when he started singing my hips don't lie
0:43 nearly 7 years
Not nearly, that is 7 years
@@a.pigeonno?
Nobody:
Wii fit: You are OBESE.
2:20 every 5th grade boy after “the talk”
@Snake based on your grammar, I assume you are still too young to have the talk
Imagine Peppa Pig roasting your ass
@@BasedJujuDAMN.
@Snake I can't understand you and your writing ability of an unborn fetus
Oml..