ARTHUR MORGAN'S FUNNIEST JOKES MONTAGE! Red Dead Redemption 2

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  • @Tyrannicon
    @Tyrannicon  Před 5 lety +828

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  • @dylanarmstrong9328
    @dylanarmstrong9328 Před 5 lety +11689

    One of my personal favorites:
    Arthur: That's a nice animal you got there.
    Guy on Horse: Well thanks!
    Arthur: I was talking to the horse.

    • @navyvet7138
      @navyvet7138 Před 5 lety +363

      I thought John only said this because I have tried this with Arthur and he has never said this

    • @margad0928
      @margad0928 Před 5 lety +88

      Does arthur say that? Cuz i think only john says that

    • @dylanarmstrong9328
      @dylanarmstrong9328 Před 5 lety +194

      @@margad0928 Yup he says it. Idk how to trigger it, because I saw it in a video, but he definitely said it.

    • @SpiderManpeterxxxparker
      @SpiderManpeterxxxparker Před 5 lety +16

      John says that lol

    • @kiyavas1879
      @kiyavas1879 Před 5 lety +8

      @nutflixx thanks

  • @thaniofficial
    @thaniofficial Před 5 lety +4591

    "They, They got Micah in the sheriffs in Strawberry. There's talks of hanging him!"
    " *Here's Hoping!* "
    "ORTHUR"

  • @MrHunterWiseman
    @MrHunterWiseman Před 3 lety +8544

    Arthur really was in his own world. No one appreciated his humor and wisdom.

  • @redvice6210
    @redvice6210 Před 4 lety +7495

    My favorite when Arthur catches a fish:
    “You sir, are a fish!”

  • @Jamesamong007
    @Jamesamong007 Před 5 lety +3518

    "Who is that?"
    "ARTHUR, YOU DUMBASS!!"
    Lmfao.

    • @GigaDonk
      @GigaDonk Před 5 lety +125

      i like how dumb ass was something used in the 1890s.

    • @Gtahackerpoison
      @Gtahackerpoison Před 5 lety +16

      @@GigaDonk you know the actors and game is developed in 2018 .. so maybe it was not used back in the day...

    • @zenith8417
      @zenith8417 Před 5 lety +34

      @@Gtahackerpoison I doubt it. Rockstar wouldn't let such a common phrase be in the game if it wasn't used around those times.

    • @cosmicspacebub5978
      @cosmicspacebub5978 Před 5 lety +48

      Lol when my Arthur first said it, he said it to bill which really fit for him 😂😂

    • @islime3602
      @islime3602 Před 5 lety

      @@Gtahackerpoison r/woooosh

  • @knusperstange_5653
    @knusperstange_5653 Před 5 lety +4760

    Last time i bullied everybody in the Camp Arthur said: "Careful everybody, Dutch is thinking again."
    I laughed so good XD

    • @chrjst0per
      @chrjst0per Před 5 lety +65

      Rock me Falco i enjoyed that😂😂😂

    • @jft2nd
      @jft2nd Před 5 lety +12

      LMFAO

    • @NoCrazyOverHere
      @NoCrazyOverHere Před 4 lety +90

      Careful people, dutch has a plan again.

    • @ghost_ender8298
      @ghost_ender8298 Před 4 lety +175

      My favourite was
      You actually gonna make a plan now , other than mangoes in tahiti ?
      Dutch legit knocked me out for that one

    • @mymaingotbanned_not5816
      @mymaingotbanned_not5816 Před 4 lety +5

      I got that once when he was reading a book.

  • @fin9365
    @fin9365 Před 2 lety +1631

    Sad detail that Hosea was one of the only people aside from John who genuinely laughed at Arthur’s dry humor.

    • @THELORDOFMILK
      @THELORDOFMILK Před rokem +213

      Sean definitely laughed at his joke but I feel like that’s just cause Sean was basically the clown of the gang. God Sean is so relatable 😂

    • @ofaoilleachain
      @ofaoilleachain Před rokem +72

      @@THELORDOFMILK Seán is also Irish...it's literally our culture over here to take the mick out of people 😂

    • @thevoicewithin9845
      @thevoicewithin9845 Před 10 měsíci

      ​@fionn5602 Same here in Scotland my Irish brother!
      Taking the piss is an art form up this neck of the woods. Having a sense of humour is a requirement for survival!
      Shame the English didn't get the memo... Miserable bustards that they are 😂😂 (THIS IS A JOKE - just in case any of the "1-2 snowflake crew" see this comment...)

    • @Danfrombackhome
      @Danfrombackhome Před 3 měsíci +2

      I would have always been laughing at his quips

  • @willyframadhan
    @willyframadhan Před 4 lety +3933

    Arthur: "that's a really kind face"
    Stranger: "thanks"
    Arthur: "a kind I like to punch"

    • @Red-qk7hv
      @Red-qk7hv Před 4 lety +172

      Man the combination dialogues in this game is amazing

    • @baffled_hawk
      @baffled_hawk Před 3 lety +135

      Ah yes, the classic greet, greet, ANTAGONIZE!!

    • @parth3074
      @parth3074 Před 3 lety +82

      John-that's a beautiful animal
      Stranger-thank you kindly
      John-I was talking to the horse
      I died😂

    • @adifishman4857
      @adifishman4857 Před 3 lety

      bacot

    • @CLA82529
      @CLA82529 Před rokem +6

      @@Red-qk7hv wait we can combine greet and antagonize???

  • @thetinthdoctor
    @thetinthdoctor Před 5 lety +6462

    My favourite:
    Javier: "Well, that could of gone smoother."
    Arthur: "That'll be on my gravestone."

    • @oriond34
      @oriond34 Před 5 lety +36

      Craggsy's Creed time stamp pls

    • @lsswappedcessna
      @lsswappedcessna Před 5 lety +492

      Rockstar needs to add an update that puts that on Arthur's gravestone.

    • @blackstardragon_
      @blackstardragon_ Před 5 lety +2

      Craggsy's Creed
      Haha

    • @amosburton1505
      @amosburton1505 Před 5 lety +99

      Guy looking at broken crab trap, “Well only something huge could do this”
      Arthur: “that’s what she said”

    • @lotharvazquez4593
      @lotharvazquez4593 Před 5 lety +4

      When did he say that?? Lmao

  • @mrblackandwhite5104
    @mrblackandwhite5104 Před 5 lety +4403

    My favourite
    German: speaks German
    Arthur: how did someone come up with them words???

  • @imsodone-1910
    @imsodone-1910 Před 3 lety +1669

    "How you doing?"
    "I'm miserable."
    Felt that Arthur.

    • @Erri_17
      @Erri_17 Před 3 lety +19

      As someone who is living in the north, having snow and cold and dark over half of the year really puts my mood to it

    • @torianholt2752
      @torianholt2752 Před 2 lety +7

      @@Erri_17 One man's hell I guess...I'd love to be in the cold dark of winter right now myself.

    • @josuearielariasv.8041
      @josuearielariasv.8041 Před rokem +6

      Humanity in a nutshell

    • @jpfyt
      @jpfyt Před rokem +1

      mood

  • @thelifeofpewpew3290
    @thelifeofpewpew3290 Před 3 lety +2419

    Arthur was actually so smart! He was quick witted, funny, could swim, was a philosopher could write very well and could draw really good!!

    • @drake-rq9nn
      @drake-rq9nn Před 3 lety +215

      Ah yes arthur's 1 trump card on john he could swim

    • @oimate6357
      @oimate6357 Před 3 lety +152

      @@drake-rq9nn and he could draw and he wasn’t just wise he was also intelligent
      And he had 2 hand guns and 2 back guns
      And he actually cared about his horses
      And his outfits where way better
      And he was physically stronger
      So yeah Arthur has a lot of trump cards over john

    • @officerwalter8877
      @officerwalter8877 Před 2 lety +48

      There’s also the fact that not only can he draw well but he can also draw fast

    • @oscarwang7227
      @oscarwang7227 Před 2 lety +51

      @@officerwalter8877 ikr can’t imagine Arthur taking the time to learn beyond sketching. In an alternate universe he’s probably a famous painter lmao

    • @brucesnow7125
      @brucesnow7125 Před 2 lety +92

      He's ridiculously wise guy who has a tough exterior and acts dumb around everyone. Notice how Hosea actually knows that Arthur is way smarter than he lets on. Dutch though, he fully believes that Arthur is just a dumb brute. It just shows how Hosea is a great father figure to him, while Dutch doesn't even know him well.

  • @nayemrocks
    @nayemrocks Před 5 lety +5857

    "Is this trolley going to tahiti?"
    I died.

  • @gjeraonyt1356
    @gjeraonyt1356 Před 5 lety +2588

    You forgot my favorite
    Beau: Ive got secrets of my own
    Arthur: Are you secretly normal?
    Beau: What?
    Arthur: Never mind

    • @abbyav91
      @abbyav91 Před 5 lety +7

      Mr. Ojinaga man that’s one of my favorites lines of Arthur 😂

    • @joaquinperez4830
      @joaquinperez4830 Před 5 lety +43

      He didn't put my favorite either, when you're doing the mission for the boat and the engineer is explaining everything, and you say, "...oh, it's a toy boat!"

    • @gjeraonyt1356
      @gjeraonyt1356 Před 5 lety +12

      @@joaquinperez4830 "It is not a toy big nuts!"

    • @Mom0f5ive
      @Mom0f5ive Před 5 lety +3

      I was waiting for this one! I'm glad I'm not the only one that really enjoyed that lol

    • @sethsepulveda9728
      @sethsepulveda9728 Před 5 lety +1

      Mr. Ojinaga man R

  • @spaceiscool6685
    @spaceiscool6685 Před 4 lety +1808

    Your forgetting one
    Arthur: you look like a women I knew once
    Stanger: : )
    Arthur: She was a good horse

    • @MrClauried
      @MrClauried Před 3 lety +39

      : ((((

    • @nothet
      @nothet Před 3 lety +32

      Bodicaea

    • @elmatapacos7441
      @elmatapacos7441 Před rokem +5

      idk,i would take it as a compliment,because horses are beautiful

    • @elmatapacos7441
      @elmatapacos7441 Před rokem +5

      Pirata RIP 1899-1899 best horse

    • @mrdoe3469
      @mrdoe3469 Před rokem +2

      @@elmatapacos7441 may they giddy up into the golden hour

  • @aresbastoni
    @aresbastoni Před 3 lety +805

    Arthur to John: "You might be the first bastard to ever have half his brains eaten by a wolf and end up more intelligent."
    A day later...
    Arthur to John again: "Next time, let the wolves eat all your brain then you'll be a genius."

  • @theknight7229
    @theknight7229 Před 5 lety +2211

    Missed the best one:
    Micah in jail
    Micah:I used too look up to you Arthur...
    Arthur:...that’s your first mistake

    • @arthurmorgan6752
      @arthurmorgan6752 Před 5 lety +39

      Micah’s got lumbago

    • @thespectreacer1755
      @thespectreacer1755 Před 5 lety +13

      Nah the best "let's hope it bites u first dutch

    • @m_q802
      @m_q802 Před 4 lety +21

      Nah the best one is on the last train robbery when the train doesn't stop on the station and Arthur tells everyone
      "Should I just... Sneak on now?"

    • @damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830
      @damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830 Před 4 lety +13

      @@thespectreacer1755 Its not a joke but i still found it funny how Dutch was "surely it takes more than a big prehistoric reptile to scare you"
      But then few moments later is like "i don't wanna know what just brushed against my leg. "

    • @ThePucci
      @ThePucci Před 4 lety

      Not funny, filosophical

  • @lostuser1094
    @lostuser1094 Před 5 lety +4125

    Arthur has got to be the wittiest game protagonist, such a joy to play as.

  • @cypherpunk7675
    @cypherpunk7675 Před 3 lety +668

    "That's a mighty fine horse you got there."
    "That's kind of you to say."
    "How long have you been married?"

  • @enzoerwin3464
    @enzoerwin3464 Před 3 lety +466

    Arthur talking to someone playing an instrument: “that’s sounds nice”
    The guy playing the instrument: “thank you”
    Arthur: “when it’s played right”

  • @therealhokage2490
    @therealhokage2490 Před 5 lety +2769

    Arthur to John: "Look who it is, father of the year!"
    John: "Oh shut up Arthur."
    Arthur: "Hey, why don't you go spend some time with Jack. You know, go out fishing or swimming or something? Oh that's right, you can't even swim!

    • @nolisaguerra3277
      @nolisaguerra3277 Před 5 lety +217

      theres one too like "cant shoot cant swim what else cant you do?" which is hilarious

    • @arthurmorgan2098
      @arthurmorgan2098 Před 4 lety +12

      Ha I remember. I remember.

    • @x15tian
      @x15tian Před 4 lety +35

      Funny that jack can’t swim in rdr1

    • @brokenprince6698
      @brokenprince6698 Před 4 lety +46

      @@x15tian like father like son

    • @herberttheplant
      @herberttheplant Před 4 lety +54

      If i were john my reaction would be: how's your son?

  • @Ace-Intervention
    @Ace-Intervention Před 5 lety +1515

    Arthur: “Does this trolley go to t A h I t I ?”
    Me: *_B o A h_*

  • @fleabaguette9699
    @fleabaguette9699 Před 3 lety +349

    Arthur was such a good character. His wit, wisdom, and view of the world was such a good experience in the game. I loved even flipping through his journal just to read what he thought of the world and events happening.

    • @landobrown186
      @landobrown186 Před 3 lety +12

      For sure.

    • @kimoleia9979
      @kimoleia9979 Před 7 měsíci +3

      Yk it’s a good when it got you reading the optional journal entries

    • @IMADINOSAURNOTABIRD
      @IMADINOSAURNOTABIRD Před 2 měsíci

      I love looking at his goofy sketches. They give him so much character. The stupid snapping turtle, the cutesy horse pictures, they just make him so so human

  • @ex.c0
    @ex.c0 Před 4 lety +352

    Micah: You can Fight. But you can’t think
    Arthur: You can’t do either.
    *Triggerd noise*
    4:34

  • @mistamemewide
    @mistamemewide Před 5 lety +1710

    *_”DOES THIS TROLLEY GO TO TAHITI?!”_*

  • @joaovictorteixeira3294
    @joaovictorteixeira3294 Před 5 lety +2723

    Theres another one when Arthur goes fishing with kieran.
    Kieran: "I saved you Arthur"
    Arthur:"And i save you every day i dont kill you"

    • @harfast10
      @harfast10 Před 4 lety +166

      Then the man skinny dipping swims past. So is this why you like to come here?

    • @maximilianwikstrom6688
      @maximilianwikstrom6688 Před 3 lety +41

      @@harfast10 That one was so underrated

    • @Doinstuffman
      @Doinstuffman Před 3 lety +65

      Then if you antagonize the skinny Dipper: "why don't you get the hell outta here 'fore we hook that maggot a yours, and see what's REALLY bitin'!"

    • @revenant2160
      @revenant2160 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Doinstuffman was it just me who killed him in my second play through and checked if rockstar made ALL tge details of the dipper

    • @LukaTisus
      @LukaTisus Před 3 lety +11

      @@harfast10 My third playthrough I encountered the skinny dipper again, and he was still yapping about huge fish. I happened to go back to the spot where the legendary bluegill was and hooked out a friggin monster smallmouth bass!

  • @basketballadigonzalez5561
    @basketballadigonzalez5561 Před 3 lety +207

    My favorite is: “ I didn’t know I was talkin’ to a LADY.”

    • @gerso3662
      @gerso3662 Před 2 lety +8

      Mine is:
      "And if needs be we can eat you, you're the fattest"

    • @TheJanvicgwaps
      @TheJanvicgwaps Před 2 lety +9

      Can I turn myself in?
      Lmao at that one after learning hes got $5k to his head.

    • @basketballadigonzalez5561
      @basketballadigonzalez5561 Před 2 lety +2

      @@TheJanvicgwaps $5,000 for your head alone

  • @aesthexmedia
    @aesthexmedia Před 4 lety +171

    8:43
    However crappy the situation, Arthur always manages to crack a joke. Teaches you a lot about humour and coping.

  • @bruh_lol4817
    @bruh_lol4817 Před 5 lety +4334

    When Arthur goes to heaven and sees Lenny
    “HAHA FOUND YA LENNY”

    • @joelwilliams4111
      @joelwilliams4111 Před 4 lety +150

      When I seen lenny die I cried

    • @RileyAiC
      @RileyAiC Před 4 lety +71

      Thats a wholesome meme!

    • @jaden495
      @jaden495 Před 4 lety +22

      Best one yet

    • @azuremorpho
      @azuremorpho Před 4 lety +65

      @@joelwilliams4111 yeah i did too. It was just so fast and the opposite of an epic death. He just ran into those guys and boom, dead.

    • @vergilspardovich5266
      @vergilspardovich5266 Před 4 lety +38

      Lenny mah boah!!!

  • @MythicEnforcer
    @MythicEnforcer Před 5 lety +2721

    "You must be nervous being this close to the water." I'm dead 😂

    • @NoCrazyOverHere
      @NoCrazyOverHere Před 4 lety +6

      MythicEnforcer i read that as i said it

    • @rehtric7166
      @rehtric7166 Před 4 lety +2

      If your dead how did you type this

    • @u.s.a3940
      @u.s.a3940 Před 3 lety +2

      @@rehtric7166 r/woooosh

    • @u.s.a3940
      @u.s.a3940 Před 3 lety

      @xiax I can't believe PEWDIEPIE commented on my video😀
      czcams.com/video/u--D_KYGnNs/video.html

    • @brittanydrye5426
      @brittanydrye5426 Před 3 lety +12

      Somebody get John some waterwings

  • @bernardosantos8020
    @bernardosantos8020 Před 3 lety +121

    I always crack up when Dutch says “Dear lord, a few more like her and we could take on the whole world” and Arthur replying “a few more like her and we wouldn’t have much of a world left”

  • @dy8244
    @dy8244 Před 3 lety +215

    Anyone heard Arthur softly laugh and say, “I don’t know why, I find this so entertaining.” While stealing from the Valentine Sheriff with high honor?
    That was one of my favorite moments.

  • @Eviloops
    @Eviloops Před 5 lety +3188

    Micah: You can fight, but you can't think
    Arthur: You can't do either
    LMFAOOOO💀💀💀

    • @JackGiblenSinger
      @JackGiblenSinger Před 5 lety +47

      My favourite 😂

    • @theamericanboah5435
      @theamericanboah5435 Před 3 lety +94

      Well that’s actually true he can’t even beat a dying Arthur

    • @theamericanboah5435
      @theamericanboah5435 Před 3 lety +3

      Audrion Irks yeah especially after he help Archie in annesburg

    • @Anakthemutantmassenjoyer
      @Anakthemutantmassenjoyer Před 3 lety +29

      @Audrion Irks you know he’s on another level when the man is barely breathing with the lung capacity of a sandwich bag and he’s knocking people out cold

    • @ThePridePilot
      @ThePridePilot Před 3 lety +2

      @@maticstudios You fought a whole war just so you dont have to spell "favourite" with an U?

  • @feelyaalien3099
    @feelyaalien3099 Před 5 lety +835

    "Even i know about Penelope and you and i've only been here for 10 minutes!"
    ~Arthur Morgan

  • @GH0ST_76
    @GH0ST_76 Před rokem +103

    0:22 the most father son interaction between Arthur and dutch

  • @thoughtsanddreams2555
    @thoughtsanddreams2555 Před 4 lety +105

    My favorite line that Arthur says when antagonizing Micah is "The hell kind of a name is Micah anyway"

  • @harryturner767
    @harryturner767 Před 5 lety +1362

    Missed the best one, on the last train robbery where it’s supposed to stop but doesn’t. ‘Should I just... sneak on now?’

    • @alinpetrescu2309
      @alinpetrescu2309 Před 5 lety +70

      I think that one was my favourite XD

    • @Thegamercom-se8hc
      @Thegamercom-se8hc Před 5 lety +6

      Same here

    • @codylauren
      @codylauren Před 5 lety +42

      I laughed at that and he throws his hands out like....be my guest haha

    • @evancornell5820
      @evancornell5820 Před 5 lety +5

      I think it was *sneak on now" ,but youre right. Even arthurs *shall we* gesture was a trip.

    • @jacksongregory9487
      @jacksongregory9487 Před 5 lety +1

      Harry Turner I honestly died when he said that shit

  • @hanifairie
    @hanifairie Před 5 lety +1356

    I feel like John Marston got his sense of humor from Arthur. I loved his witty & sarcastic remarks in RDR1.

    • @dinominate69
      @dinominate69 Před 5 lety +232

      I dont doubt that. Arthur was likr the big brother thats good at everything. Pretty sure john picked somethig from him 😂

    • @moth-corpse
      @moth-corpse Před 5 lety +185

      Dude, Arthur turned John into the John we see in RDR1. If they had never met, he would still be dumb, immature and useless.

    • @soykilosmoke477
      @soykilosmoke477 Před 5 lety +19

      @@moth-corpse i mean not useless but the other ones I agree

    •  Před 5 lety +28

      Rip Van Winkle.

    • @archiemac5137
      @archiemac5137 Před 5 lety +4

      Arthur is just copy and pasted John rdr 1 personality

  • @victoriakalberg9590
    @victoriakalberg9590 Před 4 lety +163

    4:05 "As long as we get paid or, you get shot.. I'm happy." 😂 😂

  • @pickle5
    @pickle5 Před 2 lety +121

    8:17 I couldn't stop laughing when dutch said i heard that in that mission

    • @gerardwayseyelash
      @gerardwayseyelash Před rokem +2

      I don't get it

    • @Z.O.1991
      @Z.O.1991 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@gerardwayseyelashBecause Dutch always has a "plan" that always causes someone to either get killed or wounded.

  • @Raven68524
    @Raven68524 Před 5 lety +1383

    "I got a serious medical condition."
    "Yes. You are a compulsive liar!"
    My favorite lmfao!

  • @Ghost_12144
    @Ghost_12144 Před 5 lety +2728

    I love Arthur, without a doubt best rockstar protagonist

  • @netmakeryt1950
    @netmakeryt1950 Před 3 lety +132

    6:17 “does it pay well?”
    *uRghHrgg*

  • @Stormertheboy
    @Stormertheboy Před 4 lety +64

    11:38 Lmaooo even when Arthur contracts a deadly disease he still has the decency to crack a joke

  • @sebastiencote1477
    @sebastiencote1477 Před 5 lety +1855

    The house building theme in the background makes it a lot better

  • @mvnyoongiix
    @mvnyoongiix Před 5 lety +1340

    My favourites:
    Lenny: "They got Micah in the sheriff's in strawberry, there's talk of hanging him."
    Arthur: "Here's Hoping."
    Dutch: "ArTHuR"
    Beau: "Don't worry, your secret's safe with me."
    Arthur: "What secret?"
    Beau "I've got a secret of my own."
    Arthur: "Are you secretly normal?"
    Beau: "Excuse me?"
    Arthur: "Nevermind."
    Micah: "I used to look up to you Arthur.."
    Arthur: "That's your first mistake."

    • @pepe648
      @pepe648 Před 4 lety +86

      Arthur: I hear Tahitis nice hop on a train to saint Denis and go on a boat from there but avoid guarma
      Captain Monroe: where?
      Arthur: forget about it

    • @andrewcontreras2668
      @andrewcontreras2668 Před 3 lety +12

      First mistake one is so underrated

    • @MAEX25
      @MAEX25 Před 2 lety +24

      Arthur to John: „You may be the only man who gets half his brain eaten by wolfs and become more intelligent.“
      🤣🤣

    • @mikegallant811
      @mikegallant811 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Regarding Micah... Perhaps Professor Bell should have tried out his electric chair on Micah.

    • @gisi5276
      @gisi5276 Před 7 měsíci

      Dutch saying his name like a true dad

  • @michellemoonburg4361
    @michellemoonburg4361 Před 3 lety +86

    2:57 “does this trolley go to Tahiti?” Omg I love it

  • @henriquecabral4070
    @henriquecabral4070 Před 4 lety +75

    8:30 i don't know why but i always laugh out loud when i hear that one

  • @MostDopeLarry
    @MostDopeLarry Před 5 lety +661

    Arthur: Because i will break everybone in your body . not one more damn word .
    Kieren:Okay Okay
    Arthur: Thats Two bones

    • @tacosombrero1879
      @tacosombrero1879 Před 5 lety +13

      Ironically I cracked a rib from laughing too hard.

    • @zachinhyrule2351
      @zachinhyrule2351 Před 4 lety

      Im gonna say that on rdr2 online. Of course I'll be joking

  • @raekwonmatthews4347
    @raekwonmatthews4347 Před 5 lety +1790

    This Is why we Love Arthur he will be missed.

    • @jowshiboi8964
      @jowshiboi8964 Před 5 lety +7

      Why will be missed? He didn't die did He? (If he did not your fault but I only half way through

    • @tarnished4502
      @tarnished4502 Před 5 lety +46

      @@jowshiboi8964 don't watch anything related with rdr2 until finish the story

    • @jowshiboi8964
      @jowshiboi8964 Před 5 lety +2

      @@tarnished4502 K I will try I just don't get to go on it that much and I love it! (School and my mum doesn't let me much)

    • @lodii7246
      @lodii7246 Před 5 lety +14

      @@jowshiboi8964 if your On good Honor
      You will Cry at the end son
      We all have

    • @brodied.6230
      @brodied.6230 Před 5 lety +5

      @@lodii7246 I only cried because of the horse not Arthur, but it was sad tho. I had the Kentucky Saddler from the very beginning of the game

  • @voidmaster4189
    @voidmaster4189 Před 3 lety +83

    Now that's what you call a GREAT character, enough humor enough vigor and badassery and enough compassion and kindness. congrats Rockstar, you did it again

  • @bigshaut1708
    @bigshaut1708 Před 4 lety +60

    What I really loved about Arthur is he made the best about any shitty situation. He knew most the time they were being tracked, hunted, wanted by the law, and at a war between other gangs. Yet, he always kept high spirits, always made the best out of a bad situation and was a complete jokester. Arthur is one of, if not, the best character Rockstar had ever created.

  • @joju5849
    @joju5849 Před 5 lety +1207

    "I WISH YOU STAYED AT SEA".
    "oh here we go".
    "WITH ALL THE OTHER WALRUSES".
    My favourite diss of Arthur and Pearson

    • @DivingHawker
      @DivingHawker Před rokem +4

      Oh my freaking God, that one made me laugh non-stop for 2 minutes straight because Pearson actually kind of ressembles a walrus.

    • @gerardwayseyelash
      @gerardwayseyelash Před rokem +2

      ​@@DivingHawker 💀💀💀

  • @mannyram9717
    @mannyram9717 Před 5 lety +706

    “Fight this mob? They’ll eat me alive” 😂😂😂😂

    • @jackrothery7425
      @jackrothery7425 Před 5 lety

      Thats my favourite

    • @S117M4sterChief
      @S117M4sterChief Před 5 lety +7

      It’s true, no matter the era. Be it in the Stone Age, or today.

    • @macdhomhnaill7721
      @macdhomhnaill7721 Před 5 lety +1

      Wreav M'dama Only cause we let em!

    • @rk_092neo
      @rk_092neo Před 5 lety +12

      That line was added to appease the real life SJWs.

    • @geordiejones5618
      @geordiejones5618 Před 5 lety +1

      @@rk_092neo i fucking hate people like you and I'd see you all shot if i could.

  • @chance2080
    @chance2080 Před 3 lety +62

    No one:
    Arthur talking to john: ✨ W O L V E S ✨

  • @DonCryOn
    @DonCryOn Před 3 lety +67

    He even tell jokes in his worst condition...
    Rest in peace arthur morgan✊

  • @quigongym5206
    @quigongym5206 Před 5 lety +1185

    Call me crazy but... I think aurthur wanted to go to Tahiti

    • @greezymajor174
      @greezymajor174 Před 5 lety +33

      _ Son of Pepe At First, But After He Learned He Sick He Wanted To Go Out West Like Armadillo Hoping To Beat The TB

    • @JJOOKER
      @JJOOKER Před 5 lety +9

      @@greezymajor174 Even if he got there its would only ease the symptoms... not to mention that if someone take it they need to take the medicine in the first 6 months or they risk not be cured so yeah its way difficult then just rest in a dry place...

    • @dutchvanderlinde513
      @dutchvanderlinde513 Před 5 lety +3

      Yes, me too.

    • @thepanman436
      @thepanman436 Před 5 lety

      He wanted to go to guarma

    • @ecwfaithful
      @ecwfaithful Před 5 lety

      @@greezymajor174 But then he would have Cholera to deal with

  • @johnd.zephyr2531
    @johnd.zephyr2531 Před 5 lety +835

    You didn't include Arthur's sick burn on those chicks?
    Random chick: Now is that anyway to talk to a lady?
    Arthur: Oh I didn't realize I was talking to a *lady*
    one of his meanest burns for no reason XD

    • @parkerberry9701
      @parkerberry9701 Před 5 lety +143

      I got a good one
      Arthur: "If you don't mind me saying, you look very nice"
      Lady: "Thank you"
      Arthur: "If I close my eyes and think of something else!"

    • @tommywisaeu9363
      @tommywisaeu9363 Před 5 lety +150

      this is a good one too
      Arthur: you know, you remind me of a girl I used to know..
      Random woman: awh hehe
      Arthur: yeahhh I loved that horse

    • @eliashobeika2657
      @eliashobeika2657 Před 5 lety +38

      Arthur in the incest couple's house
      Women: you are hungry ain't ya
      Arthur : NAH, I THINK I JUST LOST MY APPETITE
      me: *oh shit*
      Women: ain't no crime in looking
      Me: *what ?*

    • @jackrothery7425
      @jackrothery7425 Před 5 lety +17

      "IT IS MA'AM, SIR IT IS MA" AM"
      Arthur - "Oh, I didn't know i was talking to a lady!"

    • @ike665
      @ike665 Před 5 lety +3

      @@tommywisaeu9363 my god best one

  • @asylumskp4391
    @asylumskp4391 Před 2 lety +35

    Arthur is like the kid at school who keeps to himself but obliterates people with his jokes/roasts from time to time

  • @Joe-ml4qu
    @Joe-ml4qu Před 3 lety +35

    Man this energy from Arthur feels so unintentionally charismatic and it’s so good😂

  • @TibiFit
    @TibiFit Před 5 lety +360

    Pearson: I was stranded at sea for fifty days
    Arthur: And you unfortunatelly survived

  • @chibbs1712
    @chibbs1712 Před 5 lety +526

    I love that Arthur becomes significantly funnier once he contracts Tuberculosis, shows that he has an impenetrable sense of humour.

    • @lucasmartinez5703
      @lucasmartinez5703 Před 2 lety +34

      Or he just runs out of shits to give since he knows he's dying soon so he just removes the filter on his jokes.

    • @oscarwang7227
      @oscarwang7227 Před 2 lety +29

      @@lucasmartinez5703 did he ever have a filter? I think the pipe just got wider.

  • @j.peters1222
    @j.peters1222 Před 4 lety +35

    "You're my favorite parasite"
    LOL

  • @benjaminwilson1804
    @benjaminwilson1804 Před 3 lety +28

    6:23 I've been wondering that too Arthur.

  • @detrogamus2619
    @detrogamus2619 Před 5 lety +568

    random pedestrian in my way
    *OUTTA THE DAMN WAY INTENSIFIES*

    • @arthurmorgan6752
      @arthurmorgan6752 Před 5 lety +17

      YOU’RE ALRIGHT BOAH

    • @MrSchplingle79
      @MrSchplingle79 Před 5 lety +10

      Tries to get off of horse
      *I'M GONNA ENJOY ROBBING YOU INTENSIFIES*

    • @codynonnemacher221
      @codynonnemacher221 Před 5 lety +5

      Random woman looking at me
      *WHAT YOU LOOKING AT WOMAN INTENSITIES*

    • @jasonvolkanov3123
      @jasonvolkanov3123 Před 4 lety +1

      Tries to get on horse near a ped
      *CHOKING NOISES INTENSIFIES*

    • @emingmann1400
      @emingmann1400 Před 4 lety

      Fuck wagon drivers cause they killed my white Arabian today

  • @trustworthytim4762
    @trustworthytim4762 Před 5 lety +550

    I've got a joke.
    Dutch's plan.

  • @judahbaggerman2294
    @judahbaggerman2294 Před 4 lety +33

    Beau: Iv'e got secrets of my own
    Arthur: *Are you secretly normal?*
    Beau: Excuse me
    Arthur: Nevermind

  • @ckeyser3231
    @ckeyser3231 Před 2 lety +20

    8:48 this is the harshest but also one of the best jokes Arthur has made

  • @bestintheworld568
    @bestintheworld568 Před 5 lety +582

    Standing 5ft away from Micah after Micah threatens him: “I’ve seen you in action. From that range, you’d miss”
    When the train goes thundering past the gang in the final robbery: “Should I just...sneak on now?”
    Chuckling when Charles and Javier beat Micah up.
    On taking Lenny to rob the trolley station instead of Micah: “Depends if you want a robbery or a massacre.”
    When Arthur and John go to blow up the bridge, they go to light up cigarettes, both look at each other, then round at the coach full of dynamite and immediately put their cigarettes away.
    Edit: The lad from the Grays saying he has more “artistic” tendencies than his cousins and Arthur says “So that’s what they call it now...”
    Just played through to the balloon crash again...
    Sadie “Did you break your neck?”
    Arthur “I don’t think so”
    *Moves head*
    Arthur “Yes, maybe”
    Arthur “I knew a lady that looked a lot like you”
    Random lady “Thanks!”
    Arthur: “Yeeeaah I loved that horse...”
    Another one after Micah finds out Bills real name is Marion and Arthur hears:
    Arthur: “Hey there Mary!”
    Bill: “Shut up...”
    Arthur: “Sorry ma’am”

    • @splattt8088
      @splattt8088 Před 5 lety +9

      bestintheworld568 I'm a dumbass, I thought Arthur and John threw the cigarettes away because of Arthur's tuberculosis

    • @jacksongregory9487
      @jacksongregory9487 Před 5 lety +7

      The last one though lmao

    • @deadcunt9597
      @deadcunt9597 Před 5 lety +1

      When did Charles and Javier beat up Micah?

    • @bestintheworld568
      @bestintheworld568 Před 5 lety +4

      Ajaax Javier punched him in the mouth and Charles launched him pretty much half way across camp.

    • @qwertaychicken8265
      @qwertaychicken8265 Před 5 lety +12

      Don't forget the "Don't forget the quarter"

  • @jvaughn1945
    @jvaughn1945 Před 5 lety +2804

    He has so much more personality than John

    • @brandonmitchell4046
      @brandonmitchell4046 Před 5 lety +423

      KryptonicMatter Rdr2 John is way better than Rdr1 John. Especially in the epilogue

    • @colored433
      @colored433 Před 5 lety +181

      Maybe you think that because you saw another side of John when he was younger.

    • @st8vie282
      @st8vie282 Před 5 lety +442

      John is sarcastic and sublimely witty in rdr a lot of his personality is hidden because hes a man on a mission and doesnt care

    • @robertvt2709
      @robertvt2709 Před 5 lety +22

      Thank you, @@brandonmitchell4046 !

    • @JonF-iy1wp
      @JonF-iy1wp Před 5 lety +91

      Brandon Mitchell Lol John is an idiot in Rd2 and really pales in comparison to Arthur, in rd1 he was a lot more cooler

  • @lorenzoterzi4341
    @lorenzoterzi4341 Před 3 lety +47

    11:19 hosea's laugh is inspiring

  • @aliengmd8093
    @aliengmd8093 Před 4 lety +32

    9:29 omg my favourite part

  • @m_q802
    @m_q802 Před 4 lety +502

    On the last train heist when the train was supposed to stop but didn't...
    Arthur: "Should I just... Sneak on now?"

  • @madara992
    @madara992 Před 5 lety +186

    Charles: do you know what’s the greatest gift of life?
    Arthur: An Unguarded stagecoach?

  • @arthurmorgan9366
    @arthurmorgan9366 Před 3 lety +22

    Me and Lenny both faked our deaths so we can't drink all day, my best joke yet!

    • @SQDLowkey
      @SQDLowkey Před 2 lety

      If both of you actually did that ingame...

  • @Megadeth7811
    @Megadeth7811 Před 4 lety +12

    Arthur: "You must be nervous, being this close to the water."
    I love that reference to RDR1.

  • @borisborman_6936
    @borisborman_6936 Před 5 lety +743

    Arthur: "you must be nervous, being this close to the water. "
    John: "Oh, don't you start"
    This is the best trolling, because this bastard John Marston can't swim, and this is sucks!!!

    • @johnmarston7323
      @johnmarston7323 Před 4 lety +29

      Hey don't chat shit about my boy John

    • @franciscomacedo4667
      @franciscomacedo4667 Před 3 lety +10

      @@johnmarston7323 He ain't wrong tho

    • @IvanIsYda_
      @IvanIsYda_ Před 3 lety

      @@franciscomacedo4667 LMFAO😂😂

    • @lucasmartinez5703
      @lucasmartinez5703 Před 2 lety +22

      It's funny because when you control John near a body of water, he actually kind of hyperventilates a little. It's hysterical the level of detail that was packed into this game.

    • @IvanIsYda_
      @IvanIsYda_ Před 2 lety

      @@lucasmartinez5703 yeah he does XD

  • @proxysheen3492
    @proxysheen3492 Před 5 lety +479

    Revenge is a fool's game
    -Arthur Morgan

    • @Thegamercom-se8hc
      @Thegamercom-se8hc Před 5 lety +10

      Sure - ARTHUR MORGAN

    • @MrJH101
      @MrJH101 Před 5 lety +12

      A very true quote. Although, technically, that was Dutch’s quote that he was repeating when Dutch hadn’t lost his mind yet.

    • @tristebalneario4950
      @tristebalneario4950 Před 5 lety +10

      You sir are a fish -Arthur Morgan

    • @Thegamercom-se8hc
      @Thegamercom-se8hc Před 5 lety +1

      @@tristebalneario4950 that's john Marston you pissant

    • @tristebalneario4950
      @tristebalneario4950 Před 5 lety

      The gamer.com5012 OUTTA THE DAMN WAY-Black lung

  • @tristandelhaye519
    @tristandelhaye519 Před 8 měsíci +6

    "Does this trolley go to tahiti ?" Sill cracks me up to this day. I miss Arthur...

  • @musicandmemes4698
    @musicandmemes4698 Před 3 lety +23

    I miss Arthur. But you gotta admit, he had the best high honor ending in videogame history.

  • @increase9896
    @increase9896 Před 5 lety +424

    Arthur Morgan is easily the best protagonist in any R* game

  • @SpiderManpeterxxxparker
    @SpiderManpeterxxxparker Před 5 lety +815

    I became a smart ass because of John and Arthur

    • @wooza5919
      @wooza5919 Před 5 lety +20

      John aint even funny, only Arthur

    • @SpiderManpeterxxxparker
      @SpiderManpeterxxxparker Před 5 lety +40

      @@wooza5919 well that's your opinion

    • @darkness2160
      @darkness2160 Před 5 lety +5

      Noel Cotelo Jesus....that's a fine vocabulary u got there friend lol
      Do us a favor and get lost...please...haha

    • @astro6151
      @astro6151 Před 5 lety +3

      I was already a smart-ass so he didn't really help my case lmfao

    • @morre6894
      @morre6894 Před 5 lety

      Noel Only a real beta male that thinks he’s alpha talks like that

  • @wantedlynx1482
    @wantedlynx1482 Před 2 lety +11

    I like when both Arthur and John absolutely roasts the shit out of uncle for having lumbago

  • @housel9352
    @housel9352 Před rokem +12

    I found one of my favorite Arthur quotes yesterday when I was doing that Valentine bounty job with the self proclaimed medicine man who falls into the river. I was bringing him back to Valentine and he said something along the lines of "I seem to have suffered from exposure, I keep blacking out". I had Arthur punch him, knocking him out, and Arthur delivers the legendary line "Strange, you really do seem to keep blacking out"

  • @AngelM-ii2yl
    @AngelM-ii2yl Před 5 lety +284

    “I just want to see you meet your match when it comes to an ancient predator with a big mouth Dutch”
    Lmfao 😂😂😂

  • @angelserenade
    @angelserenade Před 5 lety +190

    John: See Arthur? I ain't that dumb...
    Arthur: Next time let the wolves eat all your brain... then you'll be a genius.
    Dammit Arthur you savage beast. You'll always be missed

    • @1stwonder788
      @1stwonder788 Před 4 lety

      AlphaIkaros first brotherly moment

    • @gabetaylor4757
      @gabetaylor4757 Před 4 lety

      AlphaIkaros I read this at the same time it played

  • @burnthetrolls5971
    @burnthetrolls5971 Před 4 lety +22

    "Driver Driver we're in the clear time to start this train again"
    "Damnit you did run"
    "Remind me to rob your trains mister"
    Thats why I love Arthur

  • @samuelcaballero9966
    @samuelcaballero9966 Před rokem +12

    8:35 wise words Arthur, wise worss

  • @gyrozeppeli1041
    @gyrozeppeli1041 Před 5 lety +836

    Damn, I'm one funny feller!

  • @cheemythedrunkmonke
    @cheemythedrunkmonke Před 5 lety +177

    “Forgive me if I slip and stab you in the face”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @danl2136
    @danl2136 Před 3 lety +20

    2:15 the banter between Arthur and Dutch in that mission is hilarious

  • @Lmaothatsfunny96
    @Lmaothatsfunny96 Před 4 lety +16

    My personal favorite moment,
    “Just thank your old uncle Dutch.”
    “I heard that.”

    • @taco9787
      @taco9787 Před 2 lety

      I choked on my watch when I was playing and heard him say that 😂

  • @kib7045
    @kib7045 Před 5 lety +251

    This is why John didn't say anything 'bout Arthur in Rdr1 lmao

    • @bigguschung1616
      @bigguschung1616 Před 5 lety +62

      He mentions someone that sounds a lot like arthur to landon ricketts and the marshal, but never says his name

    • @chewiebacca1869
      @chewiebacca1869 Před 5 lety

      @@bigguschung1616 What does he say??

    • @bigguschung1616
      @bigguschung1616 Před 5 lety +68

      @@chewiebacca1869 he says "now I know why some of the people I admired most in life had a problem with authority" or something like that. This could be referring to Hosea or Dutch too but he had a stronger bond with arthur especially torwards the end

  • @EpicMrBlack6869
    @EpicMrBlack6869 Před 5 lety +123

    Arthur: "Just thank your Uncle Dutch"
    Dutch: "I heard that"
    I died

    • @Yevann3
      @Yevann3 Před 2 lety

      My favourite dialogue

  • @vuurhees
    @vuurhees Před 4 lety +21

    Arthur: Just thank your old uncle Dutch.
    Dutch: *i* *h* *e* *a* *r* *d t* *h* *a* *t*

  • @srj.potatoe9104
    @srj.potatoe9104 Před 5 lety +155

    “Does this trolley go to Tahiti?”
    I laughed my ass of during gameplay and died

  • @amitr24242
    @amitr24242 Před 5 lety +294

    You forgot my favorite with Bill "giving" Arthur knives in "paying a Social Call something" mission...
    ARTHUR: " Next time when you want to give me something, give it to me, instead of hiding it in my bag, waiting for the opportunity to mention it..."
    BILL: " last goddam favor I'm gonna do for you "
    Something along those lines.

    • @eazy___4032
      @eazy___4032 Před 5 lety +2

      Ikr

    • @teefeeteefee
      @teefeeteefee Před 5 lety +15

      Or the one when the sheriff asked if they could handle dynamite and he said "anybody but him"

    • @artcarrol9293
      @artcarrol9293 Před 5 lety +1

      im matt i think dutch is the one who said that

    • @Livi2112
      @Livi2112 Před 5 lety +4

      @@artcarrol9293 No, it is Arthur who says it I remember Bill kept talking to him when they were walking away and asked him how long he was going to talk about that.

    • @m.s.nicotdiinc.7645
      @m.s.nicotdiinc.7645 Před 5 lety +3

      "Last goddamn favor I do ya"

  • @kanunize
    @kanunize Před 3 lety +8

    “And forgive me if I slip and stab you in the face.”
    *Later stabs his eye out in one of the endings*

  • @scorchclasstitan6727
    @scorchclasstitan6727 Před 4 lety +15

    12:02 good lord that killed me XD

    • @sammayo473
      @sammayo473 Před 2 lety +5

      It also killed the old lady.