GTA 5 Opening but Everyone Dies Horribly

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  • @retro_shane3836
    @retro_shane3836 Před 4 lety +2458

    *So your son... He’s a good kid?*
    Michael: Merging into the 9th dimension.

    • @Snow-cg8jm
      @Snow-cg8jm Před 4 lety +42

      Does he help the fucking poor?

    • @elm4453
      @elm4453 Před 4 lety +22

      @@Snow-cg8jm *Does he help fucking the poor?

    • @Immortalis...
      @Immortalis... Před 4 lety +21

      @@elm4453 *Does he fucking poor the help?

    • @thindon6661
      @thindon6661 Před 4 lety +15

      No, he sits on his ass all day!

    • @Mr_toaster-hu7lg
      @Mr_toaster-hu7lg Před 4 lety +15

      @@axtanicsecretworkshop1137 while he plays that fucking game

  • @ucy_jvp27n6wsatjmhwasdmg5
    @ucy_jvp27n6wsatjmhwasdmg5 Před 4 lety +897

    0:28 Me trying to get the remote behind the couch.

  • @Fritzv.D.
    @Fritzv.D. Před 4 lety +1964

    Alternate Title:
    *_GTA 5 but directed by Michael Bay and he's gone too far_*

    • @boyfritodip5036
      @boyfritodip5036 Před 4 lety +17

      Wow just wow into not a alternative title it’s the title

    • @happywhale1786
      @happywhale1786 Před 4 lety +12

      2:27 yet he dare not make the golden retriever die.

    • @fabianvm3929
      @fabianvm3929 Před 4 lety

      @@happywhale1786 bruh with all that chaos i thought it was a cougar 😂😂😂

    • @Baba-yv6ml
      @Baba-yv6ml Před 4 lety

      Alternative Title:
      A Normal Day in Los Angeles

    • @Bradshaw_Staudt
      @Bradshaw_Staudt Před 4 lety

      This is Michael Bay on cocaine and adderall

  • @androidsg4
    @androidsg4 Před 4 lety +2435

    It looks like typical session in GTA Online

  • @junkyarddanubis3116
    @junkyarddanubis3116 Před 4 lety +245

    Poor Franklin seeing all this carnage caused him to develop schizophrenia

  • @yuritopoop
    @yuritopoop Před 4 lety +542

    3:04 - he talks with asteroid. Because it is only the thing that is alive.

  • @Yunix
    @Yunix Před 4 lety +140

    *The world is ending*
    Mission failed reason:
    "Lamar died."

  • @UMIF001
    @UMIF001 Před 4 lety +403

    The game is destroyed
    Gta npc's: this is fine

  • @Ian_Paneque
    @Ian_Paneque Před 4 lety +815

    Red Dead Redemption 2 one week after PC release be like:

    • @Z0MGH4X
      @Z0MGH4X Před 4 lety +26

      Lol I wouldn't be surprised if stuff like this starts happening within the first week of the PC release which they claim to have delayed because of "optimization purposes."

    • @unocualqu1era
      @unocualqu1era Před 4 lety +6

      You... you were so right...
      Quick, tell me the lottery numbers!

    • @Ian_Paneque
      @Ian_Paneque Před 4 lety

      @@unocualqu1era I'm not american, sorry!

    • @victormorales8119
      @victormorales8119 Před 4 lety

      So spot on it almost hurts

    • @hellionglassocean
      @hellionglassocean Před 4 lety

      not right

  • @antihanzo7575
    @antihanzo7575 Před 4 lety +111

    3:44 Franklin talking to a meteor

  • @patrick_notpakky
    @patrick_notpakky Před 4 lety +279

    4:06 the chillest mission failed ever

    • @Foxster_13
      @Foxster_13 Před 4 lety +34

      I think something worse happened to Lamar, he didn't just die, he was pulverized.

    • @patrick_notpakky
      @patrick_notpakky Před 4 lety +39

      Maybe he wasn’t there the whole time. Franklin has schizophrenia so all of Lamar’s voices are just in Franklin’s mind..
      Edit: Oh wait! There he is 3:23
      But still, Franklin is talking with his imaginative friend while his real friend is dead behind him.

    • @OleR.
      @OleR. Před 4 lety +8

      @@patrick_notpakky lol wtf bro 😂🤣

  • @MarkMeadows90
    @MarkMeadows90 Před 4 lety +122

    2:29 "No animals were harmed in the making of this video."

    • @SAOrules
      @SAOrules Před 4 lety +4

      Will admit I got nervous when the doggo came on screen...

    • @odysseus6045
      @odysseus6045 Před 4 lety +2

      Clearly, he doesn't want that John Wick ask him his location.

    • @SAOrules
      @SAOrules Před 4 lety

      Odysseus BABA YAGA

  • @bedlamp9157
    @bedlamp9157 Před 4 lety +88

    If Bethesda made GTA V this is what it would look like at release.

  • @bamn1986
    @bamn1986 Před 4 lety +451

    “Welcome to Los Santos”

    • @SwagKiryu
      @SwagKiryu Před 4 lety +8

      "Everything ragdoll santos"

    • @Madanbek_The_Dragon_Lover
      @Madanbek_The_Dragon_Lover Před 4 lety +1

      Welcome... To Los Santos... Where is *NO ONE* ... On your side!
      (reference to one of recent Pyrerealm's video)

    • @luxxers
      @luxxers Před 4 lety +1

      The Righteous Right Welcome to California!

    • @user-jt1tp1jh9o
      @user-jt1tp1jh9o Před 4 lety +1

      Craziest place in US

    • @Anotherottensoul
      @Anotherottensoul Před 4 lety

      ,,Welcome to Rollin Heights Ballas Country‘‘

  • @ianm1644
    @ianm1644 Před 4 lety +66

    Shrink: "And what about you?"
    Michael: **sliding on his head, upside down behind the couch and having a seizure** "What about me?"

  • @packetofforce7197
    @packetofforce7197 Před 4 lety +11

    1:51
    Welcome to GTA Online

  • @rafaruiz3462
    @rafaruiz3462 Před 4 lety +128

    2:21 like "Damn girl that bike is being road by itself!"

  • @fieldsfields202
    @fieldsfields202 Před 4 lety +117

    1:00 Micheal: They got me right... f----- here!!!
    **Explosions occuring out in the window**

    • @Virtualsinner
      @Virtualsinner Před 4 lety +5

      The end of the road!

    • @fsp3637
      @fsp3637 Před 4 lety

      Blue _ and I’m stuck talking to you because no one gives a sh!t oh I’m living the dream baby!

  • @yakublee6955
    @yakublee6955 Před 4 lety +265

    2:04
    Everything: destroying
    Bike: *bike sounds of laughter*

    • @YUMAToff
      @YUMAToff Před 4 lety

      Son of Anarchy I can see you every where, you are really shity weeb

    • @walterdog8258
      @walterdog8258 Před 4 lety +1

      *Simp*

    • @Mr.Scott86
      @Mr.Scott86 Před 4 lety

      @@walterdog8258 no hes a weeb not a simp

    • @walterdog8258
      @walterdog8258 Před 4 lety

      @@Mr.Scott86 thats is *Politically Correct*

    • @Mr.Scott86
      @Mr.Scott86 Před 4 lety

      @@walterdog8258 *DAMN RIGHT*

  • @fiv5ten
    @fiv5ten Před 4 lety +69

    2:21
    Freddie Mercury finally rides his bicycle?

    • @love_kobaia
      @love_kobaia Před 4 lety +1

      PoweredTime Or Syd Barrett

    • @ric7053
      @ric7053 Před 4 lety

      Men of Action 2.0 Well a bicycle riding itself is like a LSD trip..

  • @nathankingham1248
    @nathankingham1248 Před 4 lety +125

    "And what about you?"
    "What about me ?"
    Turns into a human folding chair

  • @trulyhuman5693
    @trulyhuman5693 Před 4 lety +72

    1:13 the video title in a nutshell

  • @Pipiskanegra
    @Pipiskanegra Před 4 lety +157

    nobody:
    russian dash cam: 1:51

  • @woomyrune
    @woomyrune Před 4 lety +46

    "No wonder this country's screwed."
    So it's not because of the explosions and sudden increase in gravity?

  • @Will-bn9km
    @Will-bn9km Před 4 lety +8

    2:11 Her yoga partner has reached peak meditation.

  • @Asufiku
    @Asufiku Před 4 lety +157

    Didn't know gta online had a 2019 Opening

  • @MrBossley
    @MrBossley Před 4 lety +15

    2:06 buying a hot dog in the middle of Judgement Day. Sounds good!

    • @nief17xd10
      @nief17xd10 Před 4 lety

      I got reno3 ad phone when i touched your timestamp

  • @xx-ph5ml
    @xx-ph5ml Před 4 lety +32

    2:26 unironically the coolest scene

  • @hyperion3145
    @hyperion3145 Před 4 lety +17

    I wish I was joking when I say this just looks like GTA Online on a good day

  • @BusinessMan1619
    @BusinessMan1619 Před 4 lety +4

    It looks like the realities of 2 different parallel worlds meeting and violently merging into one.

  • @zackeryburley3580
    @zackeryburley3580 Před 4 lety +20

    2:21 100% justifiable to be startled by passengerless bike.

  • @caleballen9182
    @caleballen9182 Před 4 lety +16

    I love how people are casually getting hot dogs during the return of the Antichrist.

    • @tomj4406
      @tomj4406 Před 4 lety

      ..id be not so casually getting hot dogs!! and burgers and beef jerkey and w.e else i could grab! ..i already have the counter top water filter :)

  • @Purulixir
    @Purulixir Před 4 lety +27

    2:04 Ryder's Bike cycles itself part 2

  • @trulyhuman5693
    @trulyhuman5693 Před 4 lety +28

    3:20 franklin a dead and invisible Man tells no tales

    • @Foxter501
      @Foxter501 Před 4 lety +7

      Lamar is behind him merging into the meteorite 😂

    • @eagle11588
      @eagle11588 Před 4 lety +12

      Franklin has schizophrenia

    • @trulyhuman5693
      @trulyhuman5693 Před 4 lety +2

      @@eagle11588 absolutely yes

    • @fieldsfields202
      @fieldsfields202 Před 4 lety

      man get your STOOPID ass on 😂😂 he said that so hard 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @juandirection3751
    @juandirection3751 Před 4 lety +3

    Just a typical Tuesday in day in GTA Online

  • @heheboi5054
    @heheboi5054 Před 4 lety +4

    1:59 Wolrd War 3 Be like..

  • @LorenzATeamYT
    @LorenzATeamYT Před 4 lety +19

    Just a normal day in Los Santos.

  • @waynechriss
    @waynechriss Před 4 lety +13

    I like how Lamar was replaced with a giant boulder.

    • @tomj4406
      @tomj4406 Před 4 lety +2

      you can sort of see Lamar at one point..being painfully compacted into that meteorite! lol

  • @ReiDaTecnologia
    @ReiDaTecnologia Před 4 lety +26

    Modders: I will destroy everything!!!
    Michael Bay: Is this a challenge?
    *This video*

  • @Salahuddin-xi4jv
    @Salahuddin-xi4jv Před 4 lety +4

    3:18
    "Franklin: Talking to rock"

  • @sxxxvvvvgggg730
    @sxxxvvvvgggg730 Před 4 lety +10

    That should be a gta online opening

  • @ThePixySoloWing
    @ThePixySoloWing Před 4 lety +12

    " Death Stranding " Origins

  • @alaikee
    @alaikee Před 4 lety +4

    Considering the situation today this would pretty much be an awesome intro to online

  • @MrDavis-wd3wg
    @MrDavis-wd3wg Před 4 lety +17

    0:01 When Charles pressed the gravity down button on Infiltrating the Airship

  • @seanlaffey3633
    @seanlaffey3633 Před 4 lety +2

    2:04 I love that bike rolling by.

  • @tjrex1915
    @tjrex1915 Před 4 lety +3

    2:50 I know just how you feel
    *Los Santos literally facing armageddon*

  • @tomj4406
    @tomj4406 Před 4 lety +2

    3:28 Lamar is too busy being compacted into that meteorite to appear in the scene! :p

  • @lowtzechien5308
    @lowtzechien5308 Před 4 lety +122

    Title includes "but everyone dies horribly"
    *sees NPCs and Franklin still walking around and talking like the asteroids are no one's business"
    Sir you lied, shame in you.

    • @MartyKay
      @MartyKay Před 4 lety +1

      And then you realize that in fact only Lamar died.

    • @lowtzechien5308
      @lowtzechien5308 Před 4 lety +1

      @@MartyKay Micheal and the therapist also died

    • @vincent2702
      @vincent2702 Před 4 lety

      *shame on you

    • @tomj4406
      @tomj4406 Před 4 lety

      Meteorites. Asteroids are in space..meteors burn up in the atmosphere..meteorites make contact with a planet..in this case, Earth. lol sry i have to be a smart alec at least once a day.

    • @lejandrex2911
      @lejandrex2911 Před 4 lety

      GTA 5 opening but the apocalypse has started

  • @SoraTheReaper
    @SoraTheReaper Před 4 lety +8

    When scripted events still play while chaos is going on in the background. X3

  • @yourtoastershandemover2211

    1:00 Almost syncs perfectly when he starts flailing his arm.
    This reminds me of nonsense Gmod maps with so much shit happening.

  • @rtsvd
    @rtsvd Před 4 lety +2

    2:20 this is the real Ghost Rider

  • @ilteschio8244
    @ilteschio8244 Před 4 lety +4

    "those were the opportunities i got"
    "and were did it took you michael?!
    "right fucking here"
    *raising is hand from behind the couch*

  • @mateosou6610
    @mateosou6610 Před 4 lety +9

    *The end of the road!*
    I would say more like "The end of the world"

  • @linkfreeman1998
    @linkfreeman1998 Před 4 lety +8

    Literally rip everyone in the interview.

  • @92nd_supreme_64
    @92nd_supreme_64 Před 4 lety +7

    0:05-0:35 F%%king the couch while having a normal conversation *2019 colorized*

  • @lagoz4762
    @lagoz4762 Před 4 lety +5

    When it's so explosive that franklin acquired schizophernia .

  • @indayteray8647
    @indayteray8647 Před 4 lety +3

    1:47 Everybody gangsta till the door starts opening

  • @6k911Channel
    @6k911Channel Před 4 lety +1

    Seems like a normal day in online mode, ngl.

  • @randomannoyance
    @randomannoyance Před 4 lety +8

    when RDR 2 got an early leak
    Rockstar Games anti piracy scripts:

  • @andreaquino6443
    @andreaquino6443 Před 4 lety +4

    Top ten things to do when bored

  • @alvinxyz7419
    @alvinxyz7419 Před 4 lety +2

    3:38 luckiest person ever alive

  • @Wong1984
    @Wong1984 Před 4 lety +2

    Just a normal day in gta online

  • @odysseus6045
    @odysseus6045 Před 4 lety +1

    Hobo is twitching all over the city
    Micheal: I know just how you feel

  • @jeffd6465
    @jeffd6465 Před 4 lety +7

    "And what about you?"

  • @alessandro-sr7ki
    @alessandro-sr7ki Před 4 lety +1

    3:06 when you are drunck and you talk to yourself

  • @dafaislami3107
    @dafaislami3107 Před 4 lety +22

    "Welcome to Destruction City"
    "The city where everyone horribly die and everything explosives (not really)

  • @emejinggaming3544
    @emejinggaming3544 Před 4 lety +5

    Me: Can i get bike?
    Mom: No, we have bike at home
    Bike at home: 2:04

  • @TheBreakfastChampion
    @TheBreakfastChampion Před 4 lety +1

    fitting, knowing what GTA online has become

  • @mitchelle2200
    @mitchelle2200 Před 4 lety +1

    The rider-less bike at 2:04 always gets me

  • @deeppurple6469
    @deeppurple6469 Před 4 lety +1

    2:39 Lmao Michael

  • @raultrashlord4404
    @raultrashlord4404 Před 4 lety +2

    GTA 5 Opening but it's on a public server

  • @uncleruckus9557
    @uncleruckus9557 Před 4 lety +5

    GTA Online on PC Be like...

  • @RedRabbit1996
    @RedRabbit1996 Před 4 lety +1

    When the world is on fire but Franklin doesn't give a damn

  • @raphaut
    @raphaut Před 4 lety +3

    2:11
    Woman: Ahh yoga is relaxing...
    Man: Karen..... help. me.

  • @Aleatoriogaming
    @Aleatoriogaming Před 4 lety +5

    I thought that is a GTA Online public server gameplay

  • @Crazytrain2015
    @Crazytrain2015 Před 4 lety +1

    -Welcome to Los Santos-
    *Welcome to Los Pocalyps*

  • @tnac2329
    @tnac2329 Před 4 lety +1

    Alternative title: GTA 5 opening but its set in your casual GTA Online lobby

  • @premlatasingh690
    @premlatasingh690 Před 4 lety +2

    0:20 that's 'The position'
    Ya know what I mean😉😏

  • @lastnameisdude
    @lastnameisdude Před 4 lety +1

    GTA 5 Opening but in full GTA Online session

  • @wojtekpolska1013
    @wojtekpolska1013 Před 4 lety +1

    Franklin asking meteorite for directions xd

  • @andyka591
    @andyka591 Před 4 lety +1

    1:13 no shit, look around you michael😂😂

  • @gabrieledimaria4479
    @gabrieledimaria4479 Před 4 lety

    I don't know why this was recommended to me,
    *but I'm glad it was*

  • @frandovian
    @frandovian Před 4 lety +2

    2:21 Mary Ann after meeting with Trevor

  • @connorpusey5912
    @connorpusey5912 Před 4 lety +1

    Just a regular GTA Online session.

  • @ryan5251
    @ryan5251 Před 4 lety +1

    2:20 everybody gangsta 'till jah rides a bike.

  • @phylarious4352
    @phylarious4352 Před 4 lety +1

    If gta 5 storymode was set in online

  • @scopestv3975
    @scopestv3975 Před 4 lety +1

    Ah yes, the average GTA V online experience

  • @habibpines
    @habibpines Před 4 lety +1

    Just another day in Los Santos.

  • @righteousone8454
    @righteousone8454 Před 4 lety

    That ghost riding that bicycle and that lady doing yoga as planes fall from the sky

  • @thewaffle376
    @thewaffle376 Před 4 lety +1

    2:10 casually doing yoga while her husbands back is snapping in half on the railing

  • @Interception-tp7hi
    @Interception-tp7hi Před 4 lety +1

    I swear the director of bird box came up with this.

  • @itsnickynono
    @itsnickynono Před 4 lety +1

    The best part is how the mission ended just as it started

  • @diggerszhang
    @diggerszhang Před 4 lety

    Sounds like a happy new year firework show through the whole cutscene

  • @premlatasingh690
    @premlatasingh690 Před 4 lety +1

    Looks like everyone took the mentos candy😂😅🤣

  • @duckthishandle
    @duckthishandle Před 4 lety

    The kind of content I subbed for

  • @jaswag-hr1en
    @jaswag-hr1en Před 4 lety +1

    Oh god....
    *I always knew this day would come*

  • @Jaryn_Bibb
    @Jaryn_Bibb Před 4 lety +1

    0:05 Rare footage of Michael and Dr. Freidman having a wobbly conversation during World War 3 in the background

  • @thejumbokomodo6405
    @thejumbokomodo6405 Před 4 lety +2

    GTA V: Bethesda edition!

  • @1tz_Shadz
    @1tz_Shadz Před 4 lety

    Everybody gangsta till jah opens the door and rides the bicycle

  • @ryanadi8977
    @ryanadi8977 Před 4 lety +1

    This is art!!!