The Youngest Of 11 Children. Dan Grueter - Full Special
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- čas přidán 15. 06. 2024
- The youngest of 11 children is Dan Grueter and in his full special for Dry Bar Comedy he talks all about being the youngest child and how it shaped his life. Whether it's having no photos or paperwork to prove he exists or having the sweetest bell bottom hand me downs in the 80's being the youngest of 11 children comes with some hilarious stories. Whether you're someone who comes from a big family, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this full special from Dan Grueter is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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My husband and I were listening to Dan Grueter while driving. We were laughing so hard we had to pause the skit until we got to our destination! This guy is hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for the laughs!!!
This guy is really funny. Being #11 can do that. It’s called survival.
Same here.
Of the funniest
Blimey! I was cackling so loudly I think the neighbours heard me. This chap is hysterical!
Same here! I was outside on the patio!
Thays why I play my speaker loud enough for everyone to join in! No ear phone
Good grief. Jokes are solid. No letup with the good solid laffs. I loved the whole set.
I'm the third child/first girl out of 11. When my mom announced her pregnancy with my youngest brother, the oldest sets of us just looked at each other and shook our heads lol. We didn't go to the doctor unless we lost a body part, and gifts were nonexistent. Especially from aunts and uncles 😂
I didn’t care much when Mom had number 8, and I was out of town when he was born - but I still remember going to get him and meet him the next morning after I got home late, and I kinda liked him. :)
Never a gift from aunt or uncle....if Santa didn't bring it....you weren't getting it!!
I only have a younger brother, 11 months younger. We would have been 11 if my mom didn't had complications and had to lose a part of her uterus. My dad always wanted a big family, he comes from a home were he is the oldest of 10.
@@Rosie_C hello friend
Dude me too!!:) Third child of 11, first daughter!:) The youngest is a boy! You’re living my life!:)
I’m the youngest of 9. I can relate to this guy.
Steven Colbert the youngest of 12 said he was a free range kid. He just came in when the street lights came on.
Me too…..four of nine!
I'm also the youngest of 9! Mom was tired of cooking by then so I was lucky to ever get a hot meal! Mama and Daddy also had favorites that did not include me. My mom is gone now, and so is Daddy. But I heard her say it often that she loved her girls, too, but her boys were special. Guess who took care of her when she got sick with pancreatic cancer. Her girls.
Youngest of ten here. It was actually 12 but 2 didn't make it.
He's killing it😹
I watch comedians often and this guy is super funny - I laughed the entire time (out loud) my bf came to other end of our house to see what i was laughing at! Every single subject was hilarious.
Awesome routine. No stalling. One after another funnies. Don’t normally find comedians funny enough to watch whole routines, but this guy had me laughing (belly-type laughing) the entire time! Great material. Excellent. Going to subscribe to him for sure.
I recommend Jeff Allen he is so funny too 🤣
I may donate a shilling.
That one lady in the audience, makes this even better. This is great!
Oh, yeah, she was having the best time I've ever heard anyone have at any comedy show. And I've watched comedy for over 50 years. :)
@ᴘɪnned: Dry B͏αr͏ 𝙲ᴏm͏e͏dy• Sorry???
@ᴘɪnned: Dry B͏αr͏ 𝙲ᴏm͏e͏dy• No, it didnt' make sense to me. Have never had a reply like this and have used youtube since it was began.
I found the woman in the audience extraordinarily irritating. She was ruining the show.
@@billwilson5341 I don´t know if she´s the same troll but she/one destroyed James P. Connolly´s act. Why aren´t these cacklers thrown out?
Absolutely original on mainstream topics. Fast paced. Highly entertaining. More please.
Every line made me laugh out loud. So, when it was over, I watched it again, and, you guessed it, laughed all over again! TY
Laughing to the point of crying. Belly laughter to the point of belly cramps!
What a gift!
Laughter is medicine.
Wonderful, polished routine. That was exceptional.
I'm forwarding this to my Dad. He's one of 11 kids lol... Blows my mind how ' The Grannies' had that many kids. All single births, no multiples. I believe my Dad is the 5th youngest. His older sisters mostly raised him lol.. I think by then his parents were worn out 😹😹My Dad was the last from her first Hubby. After he passed The Grannies re-married and had 4 more.
Loved this!!!! Well done!!! My friend, Margaret, is the youngest of 14 kids and boy does she have stories!!!
Hilarious, I had a good laugh with all the clever analysis; he is going to have a future in Comedy!
Listen this guy is gold from beginning to end. I had to pause to catch my breath....refreshing!!!!!!
One of the best I've ever heard!
Probably the best DB comedy performance I've seen. He was brilliant! I was laughing the whole time.
Drybar has great comedians like Landry (from Canada), Dennis Gaxiola and Jeff Applebaum to name a few. Highly recommend them.
Priceless. This has got to be at least the 5th or 6th time I’ve watched this one. Whenever CZcams suggests it, I’m like “well, maybe for a few minutes…” and next thing I know I’ve watched the whole thing again. He’s too funny.
I have seven children and nowadays I might as well have two heads. People have no idea at all what normal life is anymore.
This man is funny.
I smiled listening to him while playing my online game.
And that's a great accomplishment 😊
same, he popped on in the open youtube tab in succession after another, & this guy made me want to go back to the tab & focus on him more!
I can vouch for that Irish note thing - I used to get sent to the newsagent to buy my Uncle's cigarettes (in the 1970s) with a note to say it was legit! And you didn't always need money either. If you'd no money that day you could just "put it on the tick" and pay later.
Lol in 75, us 5 and 6's in the neighborhood were sent, noteless, with the wagon to buy beer AND cigs
@Samantha Duggan - I was allowed to use my mother's "GRETZ" (a clothing store) credit card with a note! When I got to the store I had to go to customer service and show them the CC and note. I'd receive an "official pass" that I had to show to the cashier when paying. ON a different note, I'm the middle of 9, 2 girls 7 boys - my only sister was 10 years older than I, we were very close. She married when I was 11 so it was Mom and I 🤯
Thank God my Mom was a wonderful human being, she had a happy disposition, loved life, music and US, every one of us. No one ever got "what they needed" every time they needed it, Mom took care of who was most in need at any given moment. The rest took care of themselves and each other till Mom could bring her attention back to "all of us".
This guy is hilarious, I was laughing out loud, so good for the soul.
My siblings and I used to fight to see who had to walk to the store and get dad's cigarettes (Pall Mall Red unfiltered). With the change that was left over , you could buy candy off the bottom shelf, penny candy.
@@imisseveryone2716 I love it :) My Mom is the 2nd of 9 - 7 brothers and 1 baby sister 19 years younger than her! A longstanding family joke used to be that my Granny couldn't always get the names right - "Come here Gerard, no Derek, no Declan, oh which one are you?" (PS - 3 other girls died in infancy - so I sometimes say my Mom was 1 of 12, 9 surviving)
Don't listen while driving, you'll have to pull over from laughing so hard! Love this guy!
Okay I’ve seen hundreds of comedians but this guy has some really good life stories (material) and his delivery is great … he really tickled my funny bone. 😂❤️
This guy makes me cry 😂😂😂😂. I love the 17 yr old bit, Dan must be about my age, “backspace my way to hell” and white out lololol
I love this dude! My brother-in-law is the youngest of 11 kids, too. Irish Catholic, of course! Give this guy a Netflix special.
No, not Netflix. Another Dry Bar special!!!
I was dying laughing. I am the oldest of ten. 5 boys 5 girls. 4 girls before the 1st boy. Yeah, us girls, truly didn't believe mom could have a boy. When she changed his diaper for the first time, us girls huddled around the new baby to see. When the diaper came down, we all gasped. I piped up, Yep its a boy! 🤣
Your parents likely called that a success, unless you're a teen now -- get the girls first, to help with the boys, as girls were expected to learn parenting skills & boys to learn marketable skills. Were you the second mother of your clan? Did you milk your role as eldest?
I was not required to help until I was 12 years old. Then by thirteen I could run the entire household by myself, including refilling the wood burning stove.
I was the oldest by four years, so it was awhile before anyone else was old enough to help. I tried hard to be a good role model and stay out of any type of trouble, I barely even argued about anything.
I also was taught by my dad, to do plumbing, electrical, small repairs of all kinds, hunting, fishing, camping, and last but definitely not least, basic mechanics.
One day, when I was a teenager, I accidentally killed a rabbit, while trying to save it from the neighbor Boys. They would catch and skin them alive. I threw a rock by it, only to have the rabbit get spooked by the boys and start to run. As it went to take off the all rock hit the rabbit, it instantly flipped over. I ran in my house and asked my mom if rabbits play dead. She said no, I bawled my eyes out. I then proceeded to tell all my siblings and the neighbor kids, that I killed the Easter Bunny. Needless to say I was in it deep after that!
😂😂😂❤️
@@psychobitch32 Oh man I can relate to you sooooo much. Other than I had a younger brother just a year younger than me and he did help out just as much as I did. Both of us were required to learn cooking, cleaning, handiwork (I helped my dad rewire our kitchen remodel) gardening and helping with the younger children.
I'm the oldest of 20 though. 😁
This guy is too funny, laughed the entire act.
One strong joke after another with little time for us to breath, WOW, Dan!!!!
*breathe
In German : atmen.
I can relate, I am #2 of 10 kids. It is always fun. Lol. I have 8 of my own.
💪🏿 respect!
Why did you have so many kids? ?
Don't you feel it is a drain on earths limited resources, when two people produce 8 people? Don't you find it selfish?
@@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld first, please rename yourself "ugly spirit" because that is what you have! Ugly words! 2nd, the world's population is down and resources are not limited. In fact at the rate population is growing, there is such a serious decline that we are at risk now of not enough people to do everything that needs to be done. Get off your high horse and go harass someone else. Actually, just zip your lips shut and mind your own business. If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all.
I'm the oldest of 12 kids, and I loved this! My husband and I were laughing so hard at the end! Also, I sent the link to all my siblings and my mom. Much enjoyed!
I feel sorry for you.
This was so good! I absolutely love this style of stand up!
Thanks Dry Bar and Dan Grueter for the laughs!
Great set! I snort-laughed several times. Thanks!
I have so been looking forward to this! Thank you Dry Bar for uploading his full special!
Wow, a fantastic set. Hilarious the whole time. brilliant
Having Limerick blood partially explains the knack for impeccable comedic timing 🙂 Although limericks are typically bawdy jokes, so the fact that Dan’s performing at Dry Bar is beautifully ironic
My Daddy always said, "If I had known what having grandchildren was like, I would have had them first".... Thanks dad!
Now that sounds like an Irish father for sure! :)
He was hysterical! Loved it! 😍👍
So funny, I remember seeing the clip about working at the funeral home lmao 🤣!
Thanks! This is the first time we have heard Dan Grueter, he's really funny, we laughed a lot.
Laugh after laugh after laugh!
Thank you for the laughter 😁👍❤️ Awesome special 👍👍👍👍
I can’t catch my breath from laughing so hard!! And I’ve watched seriously 100’s of comedians! So freaking funny!
OMG, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time! Thank you, Dan!
Finally a good comedian after many miss.
Fun the entire time.
He just kept going. Very funny!
This set was my favourite dry bar yet, and I've seen a lot. I will say that the quality of the acts is always high. There's nothing better than finding new stand ups to watch. I get stuck in a loop watching the same people. I was complaining there's no new stand ups to watch no so long back, then I found the dry bar. I've binged the channel since I've found it. I'm getting worried that I'm going to run out of content soon 😫
Genuinely laugh out loud funny! No repeat or recycled jokes from other comedians.👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
🤣🤣😭 He's going on my fav list for sure!
I was literally rolling laughing! My first time seeing this comedian and I loved it. Thank you so much.
If someone can donate 1 million dollars to Dan, I will be forever grateful to him. We need (yes, I said "need") such comedians.
Live 110 miles SW of Cleveland, also known in the Buckeye State as the " Mistake by the Lake"- like Drew Carey this is One Funny Dude- although I'm at the other end of the Procreation Spectrum - an Only Child- his experiences resonate with ME. I went Everywhere with my parents- cheaper than a babysitter- crayons, coloring book and keep quiet- don't interrupt the Adults. I'm still amazed anyone wants my opinion on anything- never did before. So Dan, we all have our burdens!
I went everywhere with the parents, too! Never had a babysitter. It could be soooooo boring sometimes!
Love both his material and his delivery -- one after another! Dan, you're fun. Thanks!
The Pinewood Derby thing hit close. Same thing. My Father didn't help me at ALL. My car was a joke. Seriously one of the most embarrassing moments of my life watching it come in dead last in every race and all the other kids laughing at me.
That's so strange that an adult can do that to their kid. Yuck. I'm sorry.
My husband worked at Massey Ferguson plant. The president took his son's soap box derby kit to the plant engineer and had them design it...they built it and paint department painted it . It was awesome...........but did not win its first race. Ha. 🏎🏎🏎
My father helped me with mine...but he never wanted kids. I forgive him...I don't want kids either...difference is...I can't make one if I avoid the standard relationship. Fine by me.
My step dad made one and bored out a spot on the back, melted metal and poured it in and covered it up with wood filler or whatever. That thing flew off the track!
Had 2 uncles help my son build a pinewood derby car. A engineer and a carpenter vets of cubs scouts. They brought tools to the meet and were constructing cars for kids last minute. The kids and parents were having a blast
This fellow is a gem. I howled the whole time.
This Is THE BEST MATERIAL I've ever heard!!! MAGNIFICENT 🤣🤧🤣🤧🤣🤧🤣
Thank you so much, Dan! Excellent comedy!! This was a good laugh that was well needed. 🤣 💜
😂😂😂 when you laugh so hard, you cry! 😊😊
Very few has cracked me up the whole show, he’s one. 🤣
I love this guy! Funny stuff. I was the third child and they pretty much stopped taking pictures by the time I came around. I knew I was loved and I'm ok there are few pictures.
OMG the thing about "I bought that juice for me' So we should write our names on the things we've bought. Get out the big sharpie. Totally wrecked
This was so good! I guess my laughter drew attention from the living room because my husband ame all the way from there to the kitchen to see what I was laughing at. I may be a senior citizen but I know funny when I hear it . Great fun.TY
Fill my shorts with chum and swim into the ocean...I was crying so hard from laughing!
I’m youngest of 11; this is spot on.
Thanks for making me chuckle. Seriously!
Watching at 1am and trying to be quiet, but laughing loud!! Oh man
Loved and enjoyed this so much!
❤❤😂😂He is sooo good couldn't stop laughing....
He was really good I hope he puts out a full length special
Wow, the woman w the loud almost barking laugh was something else. Comic was hilarious tho!
I miss good oneliners. Thank you for this.
The comedians have been so good latley!
As a night owl, I approve this message. Also as a creative speller, so get it. Thank God for spell check and such these days. Mark Twain said, "Anyone who can only spell a word one way, it not very creative." I agree completely.
Thank you for all the chuckles...you are very talented. Wish you all the best in your career.
He's charming! Clean relatable humor. 👏
This was funny stuff from start to finish. Rapid fire hilarity of clever humor.
Very good.
This guy is hysterical!
Hilarious from the word go to the end. Just kept it coming
Great job
Too many of these guys seem to use the same trite topics & puns to tell jokes, just altering facial expression & stance from the guys they saw do the same bit. . . This guy is an actual original -- such a pleasure to hear new material! & the bonus of being clean DryBar comedy! I love it all, but this guy ranks high on my list of faves, as an original!
This guy is the best
Fill my shorts with chum and swim into the ocean - he's hysterical!
Very funny and quick.
OMG! You are Hillarious! More power to you.❤❤❤
Yep, my mother comes from family of 13 kids. The grandparents lost 1, but Papa Pez didn't want to stop until he got himself a BOY! He finally met his goal at #12, tried ONE MORE TIME but got another girl. My youngest aunt is only 5mos older than me 🙄 Then if that weren't bad enough, all those kids went on to have 2-5 kids each their own! 🤯🤯🤯
The more, the merrier!
A chainsaw and a grill…that’s hilarious 😂
Hahahahahaha... Choked via laughter
What a pace he kept up: terrific!
Neighbors to Jeffery Dahmner... Somebody had to be. YIKES! Just not the kind of thing most ppl would talk about, ya know?
And this guy even made it funny. No mean feat!
Do you remember the Jeffery Dahmer joke?
Mama Dahmer- Jeffery , I don't care much for the taste of your friends.
Jeffery- So just eat the mashed potatoes.
He's pretty good 😂😂😂😂
That background looks like a Halloween horror house.
Sounds like it matched his childhood 😂😂
"We have a 3 year old boy. It's the closest you're ever going to get to owning a monkey." I lol for 5 min on that one!
my mom took one look at me and my big head and had a hysterectomy lmao
Wow! FyI ITS Called a Poro section- they deliver the baby by cesarean( usually an open procedure) and while Mama is open and exposed to everyone in the OR they remove the uterus, sometimes the ovaries, sometimes not. But if the ovaries Go Instant Menopause- you go from High Estrogen et all to Nada. What a crash THAT must be!
You mean cesarean?
@@CUtigerz97 no i think she had the entire plumbing removed after i came thru .. so it would ...Never happen again..
“He’s eating people again!” THE WAY I SPAT OUT MY WATER
I just thought I'd try it out and ended up watching the whole thing. Thanks!
I'm the youngest of 12. It's so true.
That actually worked! My mom would send me to the corner saloon to get her a pack of cigarettes. She didn't drink but other parents in the neighborhood could send one of their kids to get beer.
I drove to the drive thru liquor window at 13 to get my mom her 5th of Bacardi or Ron Rico rum. Couldn't forget the Virginia Slim Menthols. Yuk I hate menthols and rum now.
My sister would send me to the store for cigs with a note. Not that she was old enough to buy cigs. But her younger brother? With a note? NP. Lol
He is so funny.
Gotta love a comedian that can make you laugh-snort. "Get your filthy keys off my fruit swing!" 🤣😂😅 Dry Bar just keeps bringin out the gems.
"Get your dirty keys off my fruit stand," if heard out of context, would raise a LOT of eyebrows.
'Fruit swing'