Eccleston was a cool choice for Destro. I like that RoC at least tried to be something original. Retaliation just feels like a bunch of badly done fan service scenes strung together with a thin plot. And we don't even try Lady Jaye using a spear once!
This was more true to the source material, and more entertaining, than any of the three live-action movies so far. Plus, they scored Sargent Slaughter!
@@authorjosephj.madden4993 yeah there were three live action movies. As evident by your question, none of them were notable in pop culture. There was the rise of Cobra in 2009, retaliation in 2013, and snake eyes origins in 2021.
I feel like Tomax has some kind of drug addiction. Why else would he steal from his own brother! They should address it on a very special episode of GI Joe....
I watch this video every few months, when I want a smile. As a die-hard fan of the comics over the cartoon, Snake Eyes and Scarlett being together rather than Duke and Scarlett does it for me. Hasbro released a new six-inch figure line of Joes, and Gung-Ho has a close cropped Mohawk and handlebar mustache! The designers paid homage to this through the figure!!
Olivia Wilde as Baroness, Alexis Bledel as Lady Jaye, Billy Crudup as Zartan, Zack Galifanakis as Snowjob, Vinnie Jones as Destro, Julianne Moore as Scarlet, Tony Hale as Dr. Mindbender, Chuck Liddell as Doc, Joey Kern as Tomax/Xamot, Alan Tuduk as Shipwreck, Laz Alonso as Doc, Henery Rollins as Duke, Robert Remus as Sgt. Slaughter (Robert Remus is Sgt. Slaughters real name. I have no idea who played Snake eyes and Storm Shadow.
you can tell who ever wrote this loves and knows about GI Joe, and the cast is perfect. I love GI Joe so much that I have dated women only because they looked like the baroness, sad but true.
I remember watching this 5 years ago when it was still relatively new, I was in middle school and a huge GI JOE fan. I'm graduated now, still a JOE fan, but not as big as I was then. Man, this takes me back.
@@cryptozoomauler5505 the movie totally mutilated Snake Eyes. It made him an unrepentant thieving ass working for that Baroness scum, who stole the clan's treasured jewel but was instantly forgiven. Meanwhile, Storm Shadow did everything right but was condemned and exiled. What the hell, Arashikage Clan? And what the hell, Paramount? That movie was one hell of a way to completely destroy the titular hero; I'd forgive the other two movies just because of what the Snake Eyes movie did to the character in his own origin flick. I know how films tend to stray from the source material, but this one was a complete bastardization of everything that Snake Eyes is. That wasn't him at all in that movie. As Vito Corleone puts it, "Look how they massacred my boy."
For those asking, The Cast - In Order Of Appearance: Geoff Mann--Buzzer Daniel Strange--Torch Alan Tudyk--Shipwreck Laz Alonso--Doc Zach Galifianakis--Snow Job Andreas Owald--Snake Eyes Julianne Moore--Scarlett Henry Rollins--Duke Alexis Bledel--Lady Jaye Kevin Umbricht--Ripper
This video was the greatest thing mankind would ever witness. The peak of human achievement. The zenith of our civilization. It’s all been going down hill ever since.
I had totally forgot this thing existed, it was like watching it for the first time again, but even better now that I have kids who are getting into G.I. Joe.
GI JOE is awesome. Everyone should read the comics and the fact SGT Slaughter is in this video makes it 10000000000000 times better then it already was.
For some reason, Storm Shadow being this well trained, insanely disciplined, stealthy, badass, and intimidating ninja, and then being forced to take out the trash, second funniest thing in the video. The funniest thing is that I could legitimately see Destro and Baroness goin' to town on some clarinets together.
+justonefyx You pay them SAG-AFTRA scale for a non-speaking role and it counts towards their acting requirements to keep their SAG health insurance for one more year.
I just stumbled on this and........oh my god, this had *no* right to be so good! How? Where? ........Can we replace the live action movies with this? Like....just this....on repeat for 2 hrs? Would be a serious upgrade.
COLD SLITHER!!! was awesome, now make a live action version of THE AVERAGE JOE BAND. seriously get these guys to dress up like that episode and sing the 80s pop version of the old theme song,
sudo nym "Cold Slither" is an all time classic. This video is more entertaining than the official G.I. Joe films. Casting= perfection. Seriously funny, and full of heart.
What always shocks me - how good Sgt. Slaughter looks - I mean dude was kinda old-ish back in the 80s when he was wrestling with Hulk Hogan and Macho Man! But this video still holds up in 2019 and is still better than any GI Joe movie...
2:24 Zartan's scene is actually really sad because the two guys singing (Ripper and Torch) and the guy playing the drums (Buzzer) are his Dreadnoks. When Zartan is wondering who he is and if he has any friends, his own men are not only singing about what he really thinks about himself, but what he thinks about them too. 😢
Billy Crudup as Zartan, Zach Galifiankais as Snow Job, Tony Hale as Dr. Mindbender, Vinnie Jones as Destro, Joey Kern as Tomax and Xamot, Chuck Liddell as Gung Ho, Julianne Moore as Scarlett, Henry Rollins as Duke, Alan Tudyk as Shipwreck, Olivia Wilde as The Baroness, Sgt. Slaughter as Himself, Jamin Fite as Cobra Commander, Frankie Kang as Storm Shadow, Geoff Mann as Buzzer, Andreas Owald as Snake Eyes, Daniel Strange as Torch and Kevin Umbricht as Ripper!
Laz Alonso as Doc Alexis Bledel as Lady Jaye Billy Crudup as Zartan Zach Galifiankais as Snow Job Tony Hale as Dr. Mindbender Vinnie Jones as Destro Joey Kern as Tomax Xamot Chuck Liddell as Gung Ho Julianne Moore as Scarlett Henry Rollins as Duke Alan Tudyk as Shipwreck Olivia Wilde as The Baroness Sgt. Slaughter as Himself
The Snake Eyes bit reminded me that during the pandemic, my brother said "at this rate, I might not be able to go outside without a Snake Eyes suit on"
These credits are on the FOD site: Jamin Fite as Cobra Commander Frankie Kang as Storm Shadow Geoff Mann as Buzzer Andreas Owald as Snake Eyes Daniel Strange as Torch Kevin Umbricht as Ripper
What about the others of Cobra: Scrap Iron, Firefly, Copperhead, Zardan, Zarana, Monkey Wrench, & the Cobra Emperor Serpentor? Overall the Cosplay was real good. M.A.S.S. is a matter transference machine. In layman's terms, it is a machine that teleports people from one place to another. It’s powered by 3 Catalysts & Extremely Rare Elements; Red Radioactive Crystals located in the Arctic's Sea of Ice, Heavy Water in one of the world's deepest trenches, & Metallic Flakes from a Meteorite in a volcano area known as the Ring of Fire in the Devil's Cauldron in South America.
The sad part is that this joke video has better casting and more to do with the actual GI Joe property than either of the live action GI Joe movies.
I was just gonna say....
Rise of Cobra always will be a much better movie than his shitty sequel
Eccleston was a cool choice for Destro. I like that RoC at least tried to be something original. Retaliation just feels like a bunch of badly done fan service scenes strung together with a thin plot. And we don't even try Lady Jaye using a spear once!
Damn mad truth
For real.
Man can we get a round of applause for the guy who talked Vinnie Jones into wearing that Destro outfit......
and olivia wilde into the Baroness suit!
Was that Henry Rollins as Duke, and Sgt. Slaughter as Sgt. Slaughter? :)
👏 👏 👏 👏
the casting in this is just perfect all around
@@thomaselbojensen8465 Oh yes. Yes it was.
This was more true to the source material, and more entertaining, than any of the three live-action movies so far. Plus, they scored Sargent Slaughter!
The question is, is it the real Sgt. Slaughter, or someone who just looks like Sgt. Slaughter?
@@redpyramid9697 of course it is the real one. Too bad he couldn't make at least a cameo in any of the live action movies
Three movies?
@@authorjosephj.madden4993 yeah there were three live action movies. As evident by your question, none of them were notable in pop culture.
There was the rise of Cobra in 2009, retaliation in 2013, and snake eyes origins in 2021.
Isn't it funny how this little 4 minute video is 1,000,000 times more entertaining than BOTH big budget GI Joe movies?
not so much, but your comment is frickn' hellarious
At least it follows the original series.
👋👍😆
Allegra Van Rossum TBF the 2nd movie follows the comics more or less
That is funny.
What’s sad, is how few people have ever seen it. 😢
2023 and this is still the best live action adaptation of ARAH...
I love that when Tomax stole Xamot's wallet, he suddenly felt the loss.
I feel like Tomax has some kind of drug addiction. Why else would he steal from his own brother! They should address it on a very special episode of GI Joe....
If Tomax did drugs, Xamot would get high too!
But once he felt that loss....shouldn't his brother have felt it too and known something was up?
@@Sporkmaker5150but he was asleep
Nah its clealry a Pokemon addiction @@ClandestineSnowman
I watch this video every few months, when I want a smile.
As a die-hard fan of the comics over the cartoon, Snake Eyes and Scarlett being together rather than Duke and Scarlett does it for me.
Hasbro released a new six-inch figure line of Joes, and Gung-Ho has a close cropped Mohawk and handlebar mustache! The designers paid homage to this through the figure!!
I totally thought it was Chuck liddell as gunho the figure. And here he is! True
Yeah I thought Scarlett would be singing about Snake Eyes.
Snake eyes did look at scarlet from a window so a nod was sort of there
Olivia Wilde as Baroness, Alexis Bledel as Lady Jaye, Billy Crudup as Zartan, Zack Galifanakis as Snowjob, Vinnie Jones as Destro, Julianne Moore as Scarlet, Tony Hale as Dr. Mindbender, Chuck Liddell as Doc, Joey Kern as Tomax/Xamot, Alan Tuduk as Shipwreck, Laz Alonso as Doc, Henery Rollins as Duke, Robert Remus as Sgt. Slaughter (Robert Remus is Sgt. Slaughters real name. I have no idea who played Snake eyes and Storm Shadow.
Chuck Liddell was Gung Ho. Other than that, I'd say you pretty much nailed it.
how did they get those big names to do this silly ( though awesome) video?
Who were the Dreadnocks?
@@JoeSelf1982 I wondered that myself...
Per wikipedia, they are the writers:
Daniel Strange as Torch
Kevin Umbricht as Ripper
That's the real Sgt Slaughter at the end too
Mike Brannon drop and give me 50 maggot
I bagged his groceries at a Food Lion one night when I was in college.
@@kwerky What did he buy?
@@kwerky for real? That's neat!
and he looks so happy to be involved
I can't decide which is my favorite scene: Destro and The Baroness on clarinet or Gung-Ho and Dr. Mindbender chatting over ham radio.
Destro and Baroness easy. That solo man. XD
its gotta be Destro and the Baroness. That solo just comes out of nowhere and hits harder than anything else. That alone is worth coming back for.
Holy shit Olivia Wild is smoking hot as the baroness
CommissarKane and it's probably the funniest part of the song
I can't give this enough thumbs up!!!!!!!
Perfect casting for Baroness.
this was so cool. why am i only finding out about this now!?
Because life is tragic... 😢
@@Nevir202 just found this today! one of the greats!
Gary Salazar it’s amazing.
I usually watch it at least once a year lol
Vickie Evans if you live in Australia that would be why. LOL I get that a lot, we miss out on so much cool stuff down here.
@@Monkey-Boy2006 , why is that?
you can tell who ever wrote this loves and knows about GI Joe, and the cast is perfect.
I love GI Joe so much that I have dated women only because they looked like the baroness, sad but true.
I can't decide if that's sad or pretty awesome.
You sir! are an inspiration to Joe fans everywhere
sgf129 Damn bro! If you've ever dated someone even remotely as hot as the baroness then damn! Score and more power to you! 👊
sgf129 Oh yeah and..... YO JOE!
FB51 Awesome if course!
How am I just seeing this 8 years later?! Work of art.
This was better casting then the G.I. Joe movie
I remember watching this 5 years ago when it was still relatively new, I was in middle school and a huge GI JOE fan.
I'm graduated now, still a JOE fan, but not as big as I was then. Man, this takes me back.
Still better than the movies!
The Snake-Eyes movie was actually pretty good. IMO, better than the previous G.I. Joe movies.
@@cryptozoomauler5505 the movie totally mutilated Snake Eyes. It made him an unrepentant thieving ass working for that Baroness scum, who stole the clan's treasured jewel but was instantly forgiven. Meanwhile, Storm Shadow did everything right but was condemned and exiled. What the hell, Arashikage Clan? And what the hell, Paramount? That movie was one hell of a way to completely destroy the titular hero; I'd forgive the other two movies just because of what the Snake Eyes movie did to the character in his own origin flick. I know how films tend to stray from the source material, but this one was a complete bastardization of everything that Snake Eyes is. That wasn't him at all in that movie. As Vito Corleone puts it, "Look how they massacred my boy."
Olivia Wilde made a good Baroness! Wish they got here for the movie
Thanks - I knew I recognised her, just couldn't place her!
I think this is the first time somebody sees Zartan the way I do. He was always my favorite character on the show.
For those asking,
The Cast - In Order Of Appearance:
Geoff Mann--Buzzer
Daniel Strange--Torch
Alan Tudyk--Shipwreck
Laz Alonso--Doc
Zach Galifianakis--Snow Job
Andreas Owald--Snake Eyes
Julianne Moore--Scarlett
Henry Rollins--Duke
Alexis Bledel--Lady Jaye
Kevin Umbricht--Ripper
Great job you guys👏👏👏👏Made me feel 35 years younger!!😆
Now I want a Gi Joe movie with this cast
This has got to be the most depressing song ever written, its like schiendler's list: the musical. But Vinnie Jones just made me laugh for about hour
Hands down my favorite video on the internet.
Destro and the Barrones practicing the clarinet
This video was the greatest thing mankind would ever witness. The peak of human achievement. The zenith of our civilization. It’s all been going down hill ever since.
Better than any hollywood G.I.Joe movie.
Dr. Mindbender and Gung-Ho.. in a perfect world.
At least once a year, I revist this video, and it puts a smile on my face every time. 🙂
I had totally forgot this thing existed, it was like watching it for the first time again, but even better now that I have kids who are getting into G.I. Joe.
GI JOE is awesome. Everyone should read the comics and the fact SGT Slaughter is in this video makes it 10000000000000 times better then it already was.
Practicing clarinets? is that what the kids are calling it these days.
I lost it when Destro and the Baroness were playing clarinets. What the--? I was not expecting that. XD
For some reason, Storm Shadow being this well trained, insanely disciplined, stealthy, badass, and intimidating ninja, and then being forced to take out the trash, second funniest thing in the video. The funniest thing is that I could legitimately see Destro and Baroness goin' to town on some clarinets together.
Of course Stormshadow is taking out the trash. Ninjas aren't afraid to get their hands dirty.
Way better than those garbage GiJoe movies. The costumes are great. Nice job!!
Mass Device sold it for me.
Greatness. If they made that movie with that cast and that make-up? TAKE ALL MY MONEY!!!
10 years later: This video is still the best G.I. Joe live action cast.
Who funded this? How do you get all those well known actors to appear in something like this?
+justonefyx You pay them SAG-AFTRA scale for a non-speaking role and it counts towards their acting requirements to keep their SAG health insurance for one more year.
+C Smith HAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLLOL😅😂😆👍👍👍
This video continues to be the greatest piece of live action GI Joe media in 2024
Came here after watching Hasbro's 24hr GI Joe livestream during Coronavirus 2020.
Who's listening to this in 2018?
Timothy Dalbeck and wishing hasbro would do something with the franchise. Been to long.
Me. I know the guy who wrote it
@Timothy Dalbeck *raises hand, wipes tear* And it’s still so beautiful
Y0!
2019)))
Hah Henry Rollins is Duke
I can't believe this has barely 200,000 views over 2 years
Barely has 200K after 3 years... The mind boggles....
Not even 250k and it is almost 5 years :(
Six years in, still hasn’t hit 300k 😱
I think the number of views is skewed since the official version of this video, seen here, was taken down for a few years for some reason.
8 years and still 300k
I just stumbled on this and........oh my god, this had *no* right to be so good! How? Where? ........Can we replace the live action movies with this? Like....just this....on repeat for 2 hrs? Would be a serious upgrade.
My 80's-90's child hood just flashed before my eyes....
I'm just gonna say it: the Baroness can practice my clarinet any time she wants, so long as she dresses like that. Yowza!
COLD SLITHER!!! was awesome, now make a live action version of THE AVERAGE JOE BAND. seriously get these guys to dress up like that episode and sing the 80s pop version of the old theme song,
sudo nym
"Cold Slither" is an all time classic.
This video is more entertaining than the official G.I. Joe films. Casting= perfection. Seriously funny, and full of heart.
Damn right, this video is awesome. Hell this is more entertaining than any of the x-men films.
BETTER, FUNNIER and MORE ACCURATE than both GI Joe movies put together.
2 true tho
This is waaayyyyy cooler then the film. One of the best farces I've ever seen.
Seriously one of the greatest things the internet has ever given us.
i wonder how many people have and will leave a comment saying that they would like Olivia Wilde to play their clarinet?
Who's gonna say that the drednoks were such wonderful ballad singers lmao, in fact, they are good singers, awesome video, let's share it.
I didn't know Cold Slither did a power ballad.
Great music video putting a year in my eye !
this is just FAB. Watched it a 100 times, and will watch it a 1000 times more
What always shocks me - how good Sgt. Slaughter looks - I mean dude was kinda old-ish back in the 80s when he was wrestling with Hulk Hogan and Macho Man!
But this video still holds up in 2019 and is still better than any GI Joe movie...
Love this song I dont know why but i just do it espically destro and the baroness scene
This randomly popped into my head the other day. So damn good.
Vinnie Jones for the win! And how is it that Sgt. Slaughter looks exactly as old as he was in the 80's??
I think this could be the greatest song ever!
olivia wilde 😍😍😍😍😍😍
They really need to make a live action GI Joe movie that is this true to the original cartoon. That Snake Eyes costume was on point.
And in the end, do I really have any friends? Who love me for being Zartan? Who love me for being me? ❤
Love it! Great casting and catchy song!
4 STARS KUDOS LOVE IT GREAT JOB!!!!!!!
Was that actually Sgt. Slaughter at the end?
Yes. :-)
ptetty scarlett ,is Julian Moore????
Perfect casting in my opinion
Great job! I really enjoyed this cartoon when I was a teenager!
Wow Alexis Bledel makes me feel all funny inside, you know, like when you climb the rope in gym class.
the sad thing is that the casting for this parody was done better than that of the real movie - this was one of the funniest things I have ever seen!
I love your video thank you for helping me relive my childhood memories thank you so much.
This feels more true to the source material than any movie I've seen
fan works usually do
2:24 Zartan's scene is actually really sad because the two guys singing (Ripper and Torch) and the guy playing the drums (Buzzer) are his Dreadnoks. When Zartan is wondering who he is and if he has any friends, his own men are not only singing about what he really thinks about himself, but what he thinks about them too. 😢
The world NEEDS more smokin' hot clarinet solos
It's a shame kids today will never know the feeling of opening a new joe ..if we only knew than
I could watch Destro and the Baroness play clarinet all day.
Billy Crudup as Zartan, Zach Galifiankais as Snow Job, Tony Hale as Dr. Mindbender, Vinnie Jones as Destro, Joey Kern as Tomax and Xamot, Chuck Liddell as Gung Ho, Julianne Moore as Scarlett, Henry Rollins as Duke, Alan Tudyk as Shipwreck, Olivia Wilde as The Baroness, Sgt. Slaughter as Himself, Jamin Fite as Cobra Commander, Frankie Kang as Storm Shadow, Geoff Mann as Buzzer, Andreas Owald as Snake Eyes, Daniel Strange as Torch and Kevin Umbricht as Ripper!
Is Shipwreck Andy Tudyk????
Yep.
Who's listening to this in 2019?
Heard it for the first time almost 10 years ago, still good
This is a Hundred Times Better Than Any GI Joe Movie.
Live action you mean. You're not including the 1987 animated movie
No, I love GI Joe Animated.
The Live Action Films, Not So Much.
Especially the One With the Rock.
It’s hard to overstate how perfect this song is.
Laz Alonso as Doc
Alexis Bledel as Lady Jaye
Billy Crudup as Zartan
Zach Galifiankais as Snow Job
Tony Hale as Dr. Mindbender
Vinnie Jones as Destro
Joey Kern as Tomax Xamot
Chuck Liddell as Gung Ho
Julianne Moore as Scarlett
Henry Rollins as Duke
Alan Tudyk as Shipwreck
Olivia Wilde as The Baroness
Sgt. Slaughter as Himself
a distanza di 10 anni, sono ancora qui, a vedere questo video
love that clarinet part
This is the greatest funny or die video of all time
The Snake Eyes bit reminded me that during the pandemic, my brother said "at this rate, I might not be able to go outside without a Snake Eyes suit on"
That's just awesome! Takes me back to my childhood, something the live action movies failed to do.
20 secs of Julianna Moore was better acting than anyone that won an Emmy this year!
LMAO mark out moment for Sgt. Slaughter at the end! haha
What a great song, cast and comments!!
I love you for who you are Zartan.
These credits are on the FOD site:
Jamin Fite as Cobra Commander
Frankie Kang as Storm Shadow
Geoff Mann as Buzzer
Andreas Owald as Snake Eyes
Daniel Strange as Torch
Kevin Umbricht as Ripper
Was that Vinny Jones as destro?
Those costumes are awesome! awesome simplly awesome!
Special cameo by Finest member Andreas O. as SNAKE EYES!!!
wow, the names in this video!!!
It's still, so, so good.
What about the others of Cobra: Scrap Iron, Firefly, Copperhead, Zardan, Zarana, Monkey Wrench, & the Cobra Emperor Serpentor? Overall the Cosplay was real good.
M.A.S.S. is a matter transference machine. In layman's terms, it is a machine that teleports people from one place to another. It’s powered by 3 Catalysts & Extremely Rare Elements; Red Radioactive Crystals located in the Arctic's Sea of Ice, Heavy Water in one of the world's deepest trenches, & Metallic Flakes from a Meteorite in a volcano area known as the Ring of Fire in the Devil's Cauldron in South America.
My favourite vid! Infinitely better than both of the new Movies...
When Did Scarlett hook up with Duke? I only know her as Snake Eyes other half.
In the cartoons