I am a seasoned veteran of the internet. I have seen the darkest reaches of youtube, braved the jungle of reddit and laughed at cat giffs on tumblr. I've even seen the darker side of the information superhighway. I've been browsing for close to a decade now and I've seen some pretty bizarre and wonderful things. I've been all over this freaky and beautiful cesspool of society. I've learned, laughed, cried and dry heaved. And in all that time, I can honestly say that THIS is my favourite piece of media I have ever come across online. I cannot complement the uploader enough, or imagine the amount of hours it took to put this together. This video represents the perfect mix of comedic skill, dedication and fandom. Congratulations video. You are my favourite thing on the internet.
Worf: I will not be able to ...come this eveninging" Borg queen: That is because you have not been properly....stimulated...yet. For that combination ALONE this video was worth it!
Marina Sirtis mentioned in a convention appearance that a sound clip like this was played for the cast as a gag and she was sitting in Wil Wheaton's lap at the time and she said things began to stir down below.
terrance217 All that proves is he's straight, what straight man wouldn't be in the "half cocked" position with Marina Sirtis in his lap? By the way, how did she end up in his lap?
the one that got me was "we will have 30 seconds of useful consciousness 20 seconds of extreme disorientation then we pass out" doctor crushers definition of a good night in. (if I got the seconds wrong please reply with the correct times).
Star Trek: The Orgynal Series Star Trek: The Sexed Generation Star Trek: Deep Throat Nine Star Trek: Voyeur Star Trek: (Sexual) Discovery I can't come up with one for Enterprise
It's the most perfectly timed and funny montage I have ever seen, Whoever you guys are, this could not have been done better. Every conceivable double entendre was maximised. I for one, thank you for your efforts, comedy at it's best!
Very impressive! It's nice to know there are still people who remember every scene in Star Trek with excessive, perhaps pathological, detail. Live long and prosper.
This video has been popping up as a recommended video for me for YEARS. I was honestly a bit afraid to click on it, but now I'm glad I did. That was funny as fuck!
3:24 "Taste...my dessert." Almost choked on my soda. And honest, I was about to type about the video, "I love that it's so long" before I realized what I was saying.
01:26 - Ok THIS had me cracking up! After Picard finishes his statement the horse makes a noise as if to agree with Picard in a 'suggestive' manner! Maybe it's just me but that shit was funny!
This is a LOT of Star Trek to go through to pick out all these clips. You must have had a ton of time to do it! Thanks for taking the time to make us laugh!
Downright funny, and I never thought I'd hear Data swear. Although in his quest to become more human, saying "OH SHIT!" just before an explosion proves that yes, he's succeeding in that
I saw this for the first time when I was 14, I'm 21 now and I swear there are so many layers to this that I understand more and more as I get older. This is a masterpiece 😂😂😂
first time i've seen this. it's truly brilliant! whoever made this video is an editing genius, as well a great Trek fan. thanks and congrats on this excellent work!
Oh my dear lord. The patience to clip all this together so well, good work! Damn that was funny haha, especially when you recognize every line from its episode and in its true context.
"Is this your idea of sex?"
*Chicken flies out of the room*
*cock flies out of room
Nasty! lol
Someone’s seen Pink Flamingos one too many times.
Whoever put this together deserves the Best Editing Academy Award for the next hundred years.
Agreed!
cried so hard, I have NEVER cried from laughter 😂😂😂
+The Ultimate Reductionist i second that
Third!
Agree. Meanwhile someone is getting an editing award for some awful scripted "realty" tv show.
I remember watching this so many years ago. And its still fucking hilarious.
When the music kicks in with the explosions, that’s where I break down and laugh.
1:31 the sound of the concurring horse was perfectly timed.
Wesley inspects ‘tunnel’
“To us it’s a slime pit but to them it’s home”
I couldn’t stop laughing!
Lol
"IS THIS YOUR IDEA OF SEX?" *chicken thrown out of the room*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA
Deadpool commented on this video I've lived all I want to live in this life
FOR SOME REASON I DON'T THINK THAT WAS A CHICKEN...
maybe it was a cock? : 1 logic
maybe it was an out of this world cluck?
Eroticism is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
What got me honestly was 6:30
Riker: Quadruples her sex drive.
Troi: Or more.
Riker: Or more?!
One of the my favourite scenes.
“I didn’t want to frighten you” 😂
I am a seasoned veteran of the internet. I have seen the darkest reaches of youtube, braved the jungle of reddit and laughed at cat giffs on tumblr. I've even seen the darker side of the information superhighway. I've been browsing for close to a decade now and I've seen some pretty bizarre and wonderful things. I've been all over this freaky and beautiful cesspool of society. I've learned, laughed, cried and dry heaved. And in all that time, I can honestly say that THIS is my favourite piece of media I have ever come across online. I cannot complement the uploader enough, or imagine the amount of hours it took to put this together. This video represents the perfect mix of comedic skill, dedication and fandom. Congratulations video. You are my favourite thing on the internet.
+TFM I love this comment...
Well said.
Now just wait until you are old enough... and then you can look at porn.
Tomas Ferris-Meldon cringe
*compliment
"21cms... Oh that's good commander, that's good." I cracked here hahah
Same
For the record, that’s about 8 inches
@@EsotericFood Enough to impress any chick without them realizing taking that kind of length isn't as easy as the porn stars make it out to be.
John Behrens 😭
I literally had to look up inches 8.3
This is so much more fun than
a Bloopers reel.
I watched this 10 years ago and I still actually laughed this time around. Masterpiece.
Ok, almost 10 years later, this is STILL the best video ever put on CZcams. We all need to buy the editor of this video a beer or something!!
Worf: I will not be able to ...come this eveninging"
Borg queen: That is because you have not been properly....stimulated...yet.
For that combination ALONE this video was worth it!
Lol, agreed.
ah, 2008 youtube. funny how you never know what you have until it's gone.
Troi: "I been calling you why haven't you responded?". I laughed so hard.
4:20 all these years later...and I am still dying!!
Never gets old
Leah Brahms: "21 centimeters.......Oh, that's good commander. That's VERY good."
Laforge: "Damn right!" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
This is pure fucking genius. All of it. ALL OF IT
The attention to detail in editing every single scene astounds me and will be funny even a hundred years from now. Thank you
4:20 - "What would Picard do?" "Come."
_Splatters all over face_
Yes XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
*KA-**_PLA!!!_*
lol
fucking mint
I can't stop laughing. This is simply artistic genius. It's, it's perfect.
i've truly forgotten how utterly piss-your-pants hilarious this is
Just as funny as when I watched it 10 years ago LOL
me too ten years and its still hilarious
@@shanenolan2061 I do NOT agree!
It is even funnier now :D
2021..first saw maybe a decade ago still makes me 😂
Whomever put this gem together deserves a medal!
Oh my god the explosions at the end. My ribs hurt from laughing so hard.
Cyru Sol Charming, indeed.
***** Apparently girls like the explosions. My girlfriend lost it at the same part. XD
Matthew Bailey It's just... I never would have connected Star Trek explosions to anything remotely sexual. I lose it every time.
***** You can pretty much relate anything and everything to something sexual if you try hard enough. I'm surprised a "docking" reference wasn't made.
Matthew Bailey Heheheheheheh...you said "hard".
Marina Sirtis mentioned in a convention appearance that a sound clip like this was played for the cast as a gag and she was sitting in Wil Wheaton's lap at the time and she said things began to stir down below.
Lucky little shit
terrance217 All that proves is he's straight, what straight man wouldn't be in the "half cocked" position with Marina Sirtis in his lap? By the way, how did she end up in his lap?
She felt him stir or she felt herself stir?
she is so skanky irl
Will filled that space to within an inch of its life.
This made me giggle like a little kid the whole time. How did I not know of this video for the last 15 years!?
I love how each act segues into the next. Makes it all the more impressive.
As Scotty used to say," Captain I'm giving her all that I got!"
1:25 "It seems that some creatures have the capacity to fill spaces you never knew were empty" *Horses neighs seductively*
Meanwhile Troi is waving a riding crop while wearing a tight body suit.
@@WilfredIvanhoe Hell yeah
That isn't the correct port sir
android version of wooops wrong hole
I'm afraid I can not come tonight.
*is not
We missed!
“That is because you haven’t been properly...stimulated yet”
16 years later and this is still the greatest video on this platform.
4:24 Picard's all-time best line, highly inspirational, tears me up every time.
Don't blink though, you'll miss it.
What would Picard do?
COME!
*pew pew*
*Wesley splat*
Kplah!
LOL fuckin dying here
LOL, DEAD
I am dying in my office laughing at that.
So Wesley was basically the Captains cabin boy...hmmmmm
Imagination going wild.....................
Qapla
"Is that your idea of sex?"
*baw-kaw*
Euch... Nasty.
Beg like a human
It has moved!...lol
"This weakness disgusts me ...I hate it!"
It reads solid Sir
the one that got me was "we will have 30 seconds of useful consciousness 20 seconds of extreme disorientation then we pass out" doctor crushers definition of a good night in. (if I got the seconds wrong please reply with the correct times).
I just cracked up after Beverly said don't swallow it and we see Troy choking on some alcoholic beverage.... lol
This is the longest and awesomest “What She Said” video I’ve ever seen.
"What would Picard do?" "Cum!" - sent me laughing for like 10 mins! xD
"laughing" "ten"
Kapla!
4:20
I'm still laughing about that part, 6 years later.
Still watching this in 2022. This person is a genius. Thank you so much. 😂😎
4:20 What would Piccard do?
"Come!"
KER-SPLATT!
*unintelligible*
"I busted 'im up!"
X-D
tojiroh Qapla'!
+tojiroh Fucking LEL
I lost it on that one too, they could've made a clip of just that and it wouldve been golden...or creamy at least
5:24 - "The next thing I know there's a hissing ball of fur coming at my face".
Yup same here lmfao😅😅😅😅😅
After this, they should do Star Trek: Voyeur
Guys, guys. Stop making hilarious comments. I only have one keyboard.
And only one hand at this time to use?
Jim F
Indeed.
Followed by Star Trek: Deep Sixty-9
More like Star Trek : Deepthrout Nine
Star Trek: The Orgynal Series
Star Trek: The Sexed Generation
Star Trek: Deep Throat Nine
Star Trek: Voyeur
Star Trek: (Sexual) Discovery
I can't come up with one for Enterprise
Star Trek: Interprise
Star Trek: Inner Thighs.
Discovery is just Sexually Transmitted Diseases.
USS Entercourse
Star Trek: Erectionprise. :P
Star Trek: EnterThighs
It's the most perfectly timed and funny montage I have ever seen, Whoever you guys are, this could not have been done better. Every conceivable double entendre was maximised.
I for one, thank you for your efforts, comedy at it's best!
"What about plain old basic sex? You work up a sweat, you have a few laughs, and you make. New. Friends." I fell out of my chair laughing at that.
Please do one for Star Trek: Deep Throat Nine.
Look up Major Grin. He's the one that made this video. He has tons of them :)
YEAH dont look up that its bad
Was he?? I didn't realize that. Even before the recuts, he was making Star Trek magic. 10 years now and I have no idea how many laughs I owe to him.
Star Trek: Enter your prize
Six more likes to 69...
Coming back to this classic as a antidote to all the 'Star Trek is not horny' discourse on Twitter
Very impressive! It's nice to know there are still people who remember every scene in Star Trek with excessive, perhaps pathological, detail.
Live long and prosper.
This video has been popping up as a recommended video for me for YEARS. I was honestly a bit afraid to click on it, but now I'm glad I did. That was funny as fuck!
strontiumXnitrate I was down and it made me laugh. Whatever works, I'll take it.
***** I guess that means you're back up again then?
Lol, yeah,
3:24 "Taste...my dessert." Almost choked on my soda.
And honest, I was about to type about the video, "I love that it's so long" before I realized what I was saying.
"The next thing I know there's a hissing ball of fur coming at my face." LMAO!!!
01:26 - Ok THIS had me cracking up! After Picard finishes his statement the horse makes a noise as if to agree with Picard in a 'suggestive' manner! Maybe it's just me but that shit was funny!
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
+WeirdoTZero ditto
Where have I been for 15 years? This is a masterpiece and it took me 15 years to find it 😂
See this is why old school CZcams was the best CZcams.
Can't believe this was done 13 years ago. Well Played.
This was the greatest thing in the world when I was 14.
When I was 14, Star Trek: Generations came out.
Yours is better.
When I was 14, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan had just came out, lol. The next generation was still sometime away yet.
When I was 14 the 2009 movie just came out. Yours is better
When I was fourteen, I saw the first episode of TOS, when it origionally aired. We used the term "aired" because nobody ever imagined cable tv.
daffidavit I still use the term "aired" because I still use only an outdoor antenna. I never could see paying money to watch tv.
I watch this at least once a week
>15 seconds of useful consciousness then 10 seconds of extreme disorientation, then we pass out.
Yep.
21 centimeters is over 8 inches, so no wonder Dr. Braums was so happy.
I dunno, I'd be running lol
My entire childhood has been destroyed in 10 mins...
The episodes where so boring tho, this made up for it. The part wit will wheaton; its about this long and that big around. I lost it.
if sex references ruin your childhood, you weren't going anywhere anyway.
Tough little ship....little?.....wrong number one it was almost the longest.
@@xzabath1 moves fuck setore to the day of the day of the day of
Moves fuck setore
Immie B and you’re 35 😆
If aliens get to see only one thing out of the countless aspects of our culture we beam into space, I want it to be this.
Amen.
Doug Holmes IMO, they already have. (Alien breeding projects and Probulators? 😉)
Aliens: Hey man so just WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON DOWN THERE.
Me too man, me too.
The aliens will name this planet Risa.
“...to boldly go where no man has gone before!”
Data (in a funny voice): "And you, madam, are invited to be a witness." - FUNNIEST. THING. EVER.
I still return to this video every couple of years for a big laugh. Good show to you!
*PREPARE FOR RAMMING SPEED!*
FullAnalysis94 That is not the correct port sir...
EmperorZephyr
(bang)
WE MISSED!
Lal, to her dad: "I will feel it for both of us"
OMFG
"To us it's a slime pit but to them it's home"
This is a LOT of Star Trek to go through to pick out all these clips. You must have had a ton of time to do it! Thanks for taking the time to make us laugh!
1:30 I don't speak horse, but I believe that horse said, "That is what she said"
Nit Picker pretty sure he said "Giggity"
@@coyoteman7718 Giggity Giggity Goo
That is not the correct port, sir.
(bang)
WE MISSED!
+Stephanie Briggs Any port in an ion-storm, Mr. Data!
His USB... Dongle?
Data: oohhh shit!
if i had a nickel every time i uttered that.... no but seriously funny.
Geordi is real proud o dem 21 centimeters
Damn right!
TehKhronicler in to
That makes it 8.268 inches.
Damn. -Lieutenant Commander Geordi La Forge
0:45
there was a young woman from Venus
whose body was shaped as a p….
data is hilarius
alphaphotoandvideo No gay shyt aboard the USS Enterprise! Not having that shyt!
I fucking lost it at: "There was a young lady from Venus"
Downright funny, and I never thought I'd hear Data swear. Although in his quest to become more human, saying "OH SHIT!" just before an explosion proves that yes, he's succeeding in that
This is an absolute masterpiece ! Thank you so much for this incredibly entertaining video montage.
I saw this for the first time when I was 14, I'm 21 now and I swear there are so many layers to this that I understand more and more as I get older. This is a masterpiece 😂😂😂
15 years and still painfully funny 🤣
This is literally the funniest star trek video ever. 😂
Data's line "Lieutenant D'Sora just gave me what could be considered a very passionate kiss in the torpedo bay." is missing
This has still got to be my favorite CZcams video... :)
3:26
Bev: Don't swallow it.
*Deanna's choking*
😂😂😂😂 it gets better every time I watch this
1:33 ~ Even the HORSE sounds like he's goin "... Rrreally, dude?" xD
PHRASING! xD
Worf: "It has moved"
LMAO! "You're going to have to go down there... On my way!"
4:15 God I can view this again and again and I am laughing harder everytime, especially this "Q'Pla" xD this will be the cause of my death
There are no words....
For me it's that and, "And you madam, are invited to witness!"
A hissing ball of fur coming at my face. lol
first time i've seen this. it's truly brilliant! whoever made this video is an editing genius, as well a great Trek fan. thanks and congrats on this excellent work!
Probably one of the best videos ever put on you tube
Oh my dear lord. The patience to clip all this together so well, good work! Damn that was funny haha, especially when you recognize every line from its episode and in its true context.
Totally Hilarious! Thanx for taking time to upload this one, and for the laughs.
This is literally the best video on youtube!! I laughed all the way through it :)
Great. Now whenever I see one of these clips in context my mind is going to jump back to this video.
My goodness, I'm so glad it popped out on recommendations, otherwise I would never know the existence of this lol
Whoever edited is a genius 🤣
2:27 Worf being so serious I’m laughing so hard! 😂
This video is just like sex... better than i expected and it lasted just under 10 minutes
bub yacobozzi 10 minutes? That long!?
The editing! The timing! The sheer amount of footage that had to have been combed through for two seconds here and half-a-second there!!
i lost it at "when i was a little girl, my mouth landed me in trouble" =))))
"it's important to ask, what would picard do?"
"come" 💀💀💀