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S N A P C H A T: Brettybang | Eddy.Chen - Hudba
Ling ling - the violinist
Lang lang- the pianist
Lung lung - the audience
In the future video
Leng Leng
Long Long
Underrated
Wait I thought lung lung would be a flautist or stuff like that...
Cant stop laughing
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahsjfjdindjgr qijsuvndoakfjfbaifjd
Ded
This should be a thing!!!
My left lung was not amused...
Michael Ortega yes.
dude your original comment was soo much better don't know why you edited it.
Michael Ortega, my grandmas’s left lung collapsed!
Yeah. Fun
Fake Duckio Yeah mine did as well. Quite common in tall males
Michael Ortega i keep accidentally disliking peoples comments lmao
My left lung c o l l a p s e d
I am from the 1780s
Still alive, which is fortunate because I sold my soul to the devil a while back
Still looking for that Strad I gambled away
Caprice 24 killed me.
Oh, saw a dude with a strad in his coffin. Man, looks cursed.
Good luck with that the world population is almost 8000000000000
I'm sure you could pag-gle it back... Heh... 😅
You Know what.youre in hell arnt You
Eddy's and Brett's violin skills: 100
Eddy's and Brett's French pronunciation skills: *I N T E R E S T I N G*
They definitely need to PRACTICE.
Dustin Holland the oui sounds fine tho
And Czech tbh "dvoužak" oof
En vrai ça passe. Oui oui.
Well I don't think they can do that R tho(...
Lung Lung - Cough Concerto in B flat
This deserves an interesting amount of likes
Interesting
@@95AlexKid your nationality is interesting
OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Only twoset avid watchers know the 3 inside jokes in this
If you can cough oldly, you can cough youngly.
Holy shit lmfao
If you can cough your left lung out, you can cough your left lung in.
If can play it slowly then you can cough it hardly(What am I saying?)
*If you can cough in an old way, you can cough in a young way.
Lmao
Searching "That one cello song" still directs you correctly to this day
At least they have one. You type "that one viola song" into Google and you get a 404 error.
SONG. SONG. sOnG! SoNg!
@@LordGopu Savage!
That’s exactly why Steven Sharp Nelson called his seven-part remix of Bach’s Prelude to Cello Suite No. 1 simply “The Cello Song”
@@LordGopu Underrated reply.
When you said 'Alexa play Clair de Lune' you made my Alexa start playing Clair de Lune and now I'm too sad to practice.
ah
Ahahaha, I’m sorry but that made me laugh harder than I should have
One time I was coughing during a concert, I was approached by an old man who offered me cough drops... I can officially say ive accepted drugs from a stranger
I was a junkie and didn't just take drugs from strangers I paid them to do it.
Squid Master dude
@@hbt029 I know.
Sam Meister they need to hand these out or sell them in the lobby.
@@wendyshell8679 Not only before musical performances: George W. Bush had to give some of his cough drops to Michelle Obama during Senator McCain's funeral.
I find that classical music comments are either filled with jokes or 80 year olds with very depressing stories
And with pretentious dickheads who write paragraphs complaining about how they don't like the way the conductor/interpreter interprets the piece when there are many more versions on youtube that actually suit their taste.
@@mb-176 oh im sorry that we can't express our opinion and promote discussion interpretation and the piece /s
@@samaritan29 Oh, you absolutely can. I'm talking specifically about people who are assholes about it, not the criticism itself.
So true
Ohhhh this is all factssss
Those left lung coughs hit a bit differently in the age of Corelli-19.
Eddy at 07:57 - "Guys stop killing my cells" "You just made Brett die a little bit" it's confirmed that Brett and Eddy are the same human being
Lmaoo
I knew someone commented this 😂
Or that Eddy owns Brett's cells
*"is probably very difficult to be old"*
-twoset 2019
Edit : i feel like the amount of likes I have should be my age
It is incredibbly hard! N O T!!!! It is the best thing ever happened to me.
CZcams is easy, if you fail at it you just have to do something else. Being old is so hard that if you do it wrong you might die. Old is hardcore.
Difficult'
An old lady was taken out of the concert hall in a gurney in one concert I’ve been to.
It was a solo piano concert. Imagine this poor guy seeing this lady heading for an ambulance, and thinking “holy shit, am I really that bad?” (Just joking, he was great and they stopped the concert for the incident of course. I hope the old lady is alright)
old age ... it's not for puss!es
*Vais-je avoir left lung destruction?*
OUI OUI
Oui
Oui oui !
Vais-je me détruire le poumon gauche?*
Learn French you pLeB!!1!!1
Mercure250 it’s a joke but ok
oUi oUi
For one who needs
1. Mahler - Symphony No. 1
2. Rachmaninoff - Piano concerto No. 2
3. Dvořák - New world symphony
4. Vivaldi - Four season
5. Bach - Cello suite
6. Mendelssohn - Violin concerto
7. Beethoven - Moonlight sonata
8. Tchaikovsky - Piano concerto No. 1
9. Paganini - Caprice No. 5
10. Franz Liszt - La Campanella
11. Hotel-Trivago
you're the captain now
Thanks
11. Debussy - Clair de lune
Oh hey, a Vietnamese.
Maybe It’s the quarantine, but i find Eddy extremaly cute
Yes.
he is tho
No, he really is very attractive
They are both cute in their own way 😄😊 and yes the quarantine has side effects😂 good luck!
Wat
Top ten things only romantic kids will remember
#1: dying of everything
Syphillis
Liszt wrote harder pieces than La Campanella
Carpel tunnels syndrome
Tuberculosis, if you're Chopin.
Tell me about it! And I wasn't even romantic. Us Baroque Bois are the OG Death Fighters
Fun fact about seeing the french comment about orgasm, it's because a science oriented french youtuber talked about classical music and musical chills. It was said that rachmaninov piano concerto No 2 is the most likely according to a study to give you this kind of chills, which is also called skin orgasm, so that is why a lot of french, seeing the video wanted to check if they would have the phenomenon. Now you know.
Ooo
I'm maybe too late but which youtuber said that ? Dirtybiology ? Je connais pas vraiment d'autre youtubers de vulgarisation...
Dr Nozman ☺
@@MissTwoSetEncyclopedia ok, Thanks 😀
Shouldn't the verb avoir in that sentence be ai, because it was in first person?
My favorite classical music comment was on a recording of Stravinsky's "Feu d'artifice", which was composed as a wedding gift for Camille Saint-Saens' daughter.
Someone wrote, "Nice. But what she really wanted was a blender"
🤣 🤣
LOL! And a mixer, and a bread machine, and an ice cream maker! Excellent comment.
Ahahaha that's hilarious
Eddy: says that their internet is slow in Australia
Me: *laughs in the philippines*
My friend : "why you don't play piano?
Me : "Piano can't vibrato"
Try seabord.
Oof
Violin can't rapid chord progression.
Only Staccato
😐😂
@@joannalu9460 is that a challenge?
Spent last 5 hrs watching y'alls videos. I should be asleep
#relatable
@@annabel3109 it was 12AM think oh 1 more video before... oh its 6AM and I have to be up at 8.
Did that once.. in between classes.. (even in classes)
You should be practicing your 40 hours a day
You should’ve been practicing
Brett: the Future is coming.
Me: so was the guy listening to Rachmaninoff.
Lmao
I went to my friend’s father’s funeral to play a duet with her and I was really sick. I sat through the whole thing ready to join her father in the coffin from trying to suppress my coughing.
I once went to a Kissin concert and I forget exactly what he was playing, but there was this old man sitting a few rows in front of us, drinking out of a paper bag. He had been snoring quite loudly throughout the piece, but at the QUIETEST part, he let out an absolute ROAR, and everyone turned to look at him, and I tried so hard not to laugh. He had to be escorted out during intermission.
How does a drunken hobo afford classical concert tickets? Did he bring his bindle in?
@@lautreamontg Lmaooo no, but in all seriousness I have no idea how he got in. He was wearing a big coat and I assume that's where he hid his drink.
LING LING GRANGER what festival?
Trash Bag his wife made him go.
@@wendyshell8679 Oh sis, he was there alone, TRUST me.
0:58 "You know how hard it is... To old." Brett Yang, 6th Jan 2019
lol
I want to see you roasting those apps that says violin beginners can ACTUALLY learn the violin by using those apps.
They did it!
I'm from the future, and I can confirm, they've done several.
@@akshaygowrishankar7440 🙌🙌
If twoset looks at the CZcams comment sections for classical music pieces nowadays, they might see comments like "who's here from twoset?" Or "who here after twoset violin charades?"
Indeed along with the inevitable 'They aren't 40 hours in a day'
8:05 - brett (yawns): I'm so hungry! mood af
Fr man
DO PART 2 OF THE KACHIKAWAWA CAPRISES
Up
+
UP YOU GO BUDDY
FACTS
KACHIKAWAWAWA IS THE BEST
2:10 si je m'attendais à ce que Eddy dise quelque chose en français devant la caméra un jour, j'aurai jamais imaginé que ça soit ça ._.
Pareil... Et ils m'ont tuée avec leur prononciation 😂
And now, what'll come in Russian? German? How to top that?
@@blixten2928 I'm not sure I understood perfectly, but imeanok
Not French but.... je parle le francais... Oui, ca j'ai compris et je suis d'accord!
Me, a French person : hear TwoSet’s French prononciation.
*AmAzInG*
I thought I was the only one to watch them!
Secreligious
C'est incroyable, n'est pas?
(I'm learning the language, so excuse the awkwardness and excessive formality)
@@akshaygowrishankar7440 It's formal but it's not wrong. MUCH of French persons can't write without spelling or grammar mistakes
@@mariegauthier5354 that's very reassuring. Thank you for the information :)
When brett said oui oui like that I coughed up my left lung laughing
My 4 year old niece calls New World “the shark song” 😂
The Forth movement sounds like the theme from jaws
😂😂😂😂
INTERESTING your niece see that movie
Im having horrible Baby Shark flashbacks
@@euwonlol tutu tutututu baby shark tutu tutututu baby shark... MAMA SHARK...
The « am I going to have an orgasm » comment is from a french youtuber called Dr. Nozman who was explaining that classical music can cause orgasms and he used Rach 2 as an exemple. Since he have a very large audience, everyone went on the recording that he showed and commented « vais-je avoir un orgasme » too see if they really get an orgasm from this.
Like for them to see
J'avais oublié qu'il avait parlé de ça 😂
Except for the men that are on antidepressants. Unfortunately they couldn't get one of those if you gave them some Debussy... 😀
What even is a orgasm
9:29 Got to laugh when Twoset turn my Alexa on and play Claire de Lune. I expect nothing less.
I am the 1720's kid and I can confirm that being old is indeed very difficult.
1660s. Do I win?
Jacopo Peri Well played
You came back and set up Facebook?!
The best I saw was "after this sex seems so unimportant" under Rachmaninoff second piano concerto with Helene Grimaud
Well they're not wrong
As a person from Czech Republic, I really love the way they say "Dvořák"
Anoo to je tak cute haha
Same.
One time I saw a drawing of a cat playing cello with the caption "pizziCATo"
-points for incredibly inaccurate drawing of cello +points for pun +points for cat
*Twoset should make a diss track of Ben Lee.*
"Ben Lee is nothing but a sac religious...
sac... religious
sac... religious"
Sacrilegious
If you can be sacrilegious,
U can be sac..religious...OH FORGET IT. 😂😂
@@clairev.g.7361 sacrilegiously religious sac
Youre orchestra is one half violas
But i got ling lings of world that dont drink any cola
r/ boneappletea
Instead of reacting to child prodigies, you should react to progress videos of adult beginners and look at how much they progress in a year or two from a complete beginner
Do this pls
Yesss uppp
Yes, Elisa Evans would be a good one - see her channel - I am an adult beginner and she makes me jealous :)
I like how they were talking about dying slowly and then an ad pops up sayin “you should enjoy the small moments in your life”
Not sure how many people here would turn on the Chinese caption, but I just want to say it’s very well made. They managed to make the translation accurate whilst keeping the jokes intact. It’s very hard to do. Hats off to the Chinese caption team.
Twoset violin is the sort of footage that makes CZcams truly great.
Here you go guys 😂
*I WAS BORN IN 1720*
are you Nicolas Flamel?
Wow, interesting
Alessandro Bellini you reply to your own comment. Do you feel so lonely?
Wait wasn't Nicholas Flamel born in the 1300-1400s?
Every single time I see "Nicholas Flamel" written, in my head I hear it in Hermione's pronunciation.
@@rin-xb4mz How about he commenting on a deleted comment. Do you feel stupid?
I literally searched ''opera aaaa a a a a'' and the magic flute came out
sometimes I wish I were born in the 1700's to witness the music but then again, I'm black so, nvm
[EDIT: tbh everything sucked for everyone. Not just Blacks]
Also flush toilets are nice to have.
@@jimp4170 *wheeze*
Don't need to be scared of a sneeze
It’s funny but hurts at the same time...
@@sylviasharp7270 Just because they were invented doesn't mean everyone had them. The building I live in didn't have them until the 1930s, and then only 2 per floor. Most people used chamber pots or outdoor latrines until well into the 20th century.
Left Lung Lung practices coughing 40 hrs a day
Edit: We're gonna get a heart from twoset i swear
Edit 2: Lol 500 likes
Edit 3: Lmao 1k thank you so much
Super underrated
@@marianaanastasiei3519 i know, i honestly thought i would have more likes by now
Fresh new meme
Oh god 😂😂😂
AHAHAHA
Here's a tip: When the conductor puts his arm with the baton down, then you clap. Usually conductors will still have their baton in the air when they are going on to the next movement. Believe me. One time, the audience started clapping in the middle song in a concert that I was in. We had to stop for a second to turn the page, and they ended up clapping because they thought the song was over. That really bugged me.
Good tip.
Brett yawning and saying “I’m so hungry” is honestly a mood
8:19 when you can't quote your own merch correctly
If you can quote your merch wrongly, you can quote your merch correctly
you forgot the "I like the *** version better" kinda comments^^
I like the Vengerov version better.
"This wasn't the composer's original intention!"
I love your pronunciation of Dvořák... :D Very interesting with a bit of sacrilegiousnes.
Thats the right way to pronounce it.
@@fogonpr No it's not...but we can't blame anyone for not pronouncing "Dvořák" correctly 'coz even some Czechs don't say letter "Ř" properly.
@@eliskaneugebauer5338 Then how is it pronounced? Cause I thought they were pronouncing it pretty well. Like an 'rzj' sound.
That’s how every single music professor in my university pronounced it, Duh vor zjock not Duh Vor Ack
Well atleast they are trying to say it right, it's much better than saying Dvorak to me... Pronounciation get's easier when your surname starts with "Ř" (it's more challenging to say when the word actually starts with ř) They are saying way to much of "ž" and not enough "r", it can be learned though, many of my foriegn friends mastered it in very little time. This lady explains it really well, I'd give her A- though, her pronounciation is not perfect, it should sound deeper. /watch?v=6A8XyKDrcxk
2set then: "so funny and original ha ha -_-" (5:30)
2set now: "hey guys, we're ✨bach ✨ from our break!"
7:31 My trachea and larynx could not handle how brutally savage that was.....
Aka I chokeded
Is coughing your left lung now gonna be a new gag?
Yup
Pun?
Adrian Nader unintended
You always finish on the Bach .... never on Debussy ;)
This comment left me gagging
This deserves more likes
Took me a while to get it..LOL..😂😂
😂
This video was really great until Brett coughed up his right lung at 1:30
👏👏👏
@You need magnesium. oops 🙊
I thank TwoSet for giving us, uncultured peasants, this classical music crash course that is so relatable and memeable.
*Cough* MY LEFT LUNG -😂
me : I should practice I should study for my exams
also me :
Just one video more !
Nobody:
Eddy:
Brett: “I’m so hungry!” *Yawns*
I guess you can make him some food?
Lung Lung will come back for revenge.
when i step on a lego... "non, rien de rien, non, je ne regrette rien..."
When a child has been forced to play a special Chinese instrument for about 3 years and has actually drown into the world of violin. Gosh. (By a poor girl from HK practicing 40 hours and have no sleep)
Hi from HK. Good night.
I looked up "the four seasons" just because and one of the first things under "people also search for..." was CANON IN D!!
What has humanity become
Ew not canon in d
uh twoset
did you know that when you cough hard enough
some of your alveoli die inside your lungs
So the person coughing their left lung out is actually actively dying
#rip
Charlotte Wong Do you have a source on that? I'm just curious, I googled it and couldn't find anything which said that alveoli die when coughing hard. However, I did learn that coughing too hard can cause you to rupture blood vessels in your anus and give you a serious hernia. It can also break ribs, but I already knew that since I think I suffered a minor rib fracture during a severe coughing fit when I was younger. I'm not certain, my parents refused to take me to the hospital, they told me it was impossible to break a rib from coughing and instead gave me extra medication. I was in pain for weeks and definitely took more than the safe limit of ibuprofen and acetaminophen.
Edit: I'm not sure why I gave you my life story lol
that's so untrue, but good threat
@@nowandaround312 idk I heard something like this in a bio class sorry for the wrong info lolol
Technically we're all constantly dying
@@jacquesmorris28 and regenerating
Check out the comments of Beethoven" Rage over a lost penny" (it is the pieces name). They are by far the best
YES
whats ironic is that particular piece is ecxtremeky popluar and cliche
YESS
I am a witness to the insane pandemonium that is the comments on that video. XD
@@thenameisgsarci i love the videos you produce :'D
I’m feel like I’m gonna be a terrible mother who’s gonna make my child clap in between movements so they will cough up their left lung at 15 notes a seconds during that one cello song.
2:12 I’m French and so that killed me
This is the sort of priceless footage that makes CZcams truly great.
You guys are awesome.
Where are all my Ling Ling's at? Oh that's right, they're practising 50 hours a day (it's 2019 guys, step up your game)!
Dope guitars man
Already beat you to it with 72 hours, HAHA LING LING.
Damn, you guys are on the grind! In 2020 we will be going for 100 hours a day.
2:32 im french and im offended i also surrender
4:14 Precisely what I think for half of my day
This is the sort of priceless footage that makes CZcams truly great.
BREETT, my brother says that you sound like that google translator male voice
😂😂😂
"better than my ex girlfriend played me" that's so heartbreaking but I laughed... sorry?
So far, this is the best classical music channel in the youtube. I felt so entertained everytime I watch your vids. Keep it up Ling Ling's
8:30 the sound effect caused me to die 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My favourite comment(which i didnt agree with!)was on Vengerov playing Beethoven violin concerto:. "This is the slowest most self-indulgent performance Ive ever watched"...etc etc goes on for about 5 more sentences...
I had to wake up at 4:30 am to travel 3 hours away to my university back to the drama of music school. Glad I have TwoSet to accompany me. 👌🏻
no one cares about your life story
@Samaratin This is a public comments section. It is designed for people to leave personal comments related to the video. If you’re not interested in hearing what people have to say, don’t read the comments. It’s as simple as that.
I love this video, please do more of it. I don’t remember laughing this hard in a long time!
i hadn't had a laugh like this in a long time thank you so much
I have finals tomorrow but I am here
Today is my last day of vacation
You have finals in January...
@@inactiveunsubscribe464 I'm Taiwanese. We dont have Christmas holiday. Our winter vacation happens around Chinese New Year. So does Hong Kong and China
good luck......
I have finals next week lol I'm Taiwanese too
This was so hilarious. It was worth every second of it.
I swear, we need more of these
7:52 me listening to child prodigies
Good Liszt of comments! This time I think could Handel them. You should this kind of video Bach anytime soon, because it's anti-Straussing. When I'm laughing, people ask me: "Waltz going on"? I just answer them I'm dying of laughter, even crying a bit (although not Chopin onions).
chopin is pronounced 'showpan' idiot.
@@samaritan29 do you think I don't know? Stop your arrogance
how long have you been collecting these puns? years?
These jokes are peak sacrilege, get out you heretic
dude, Rach it off
If you can grow old, you can grow young...
7:23 ..."you deserve all the compliments Beethoven... *BUT CAN YOU HEAR YOURSELF SAY THAT* ?" daaaaaammmnnn that was cruel LOL
“If you are enjoying too much happiness, listen to some Beethoven.”
When your TwoSet spree increases in quarantine and the ads you get before the videos are of Philharmonic and Symphony...
"That's right, who wouldn't Rack-man-an-off?"😂
Watching twoset is the best because my stress is turning into happiness
I love twoset!
You should react to some choir and band pieces for fun. I also like the beginner vs professional videos.
Our house phone ringtone is the Four Seasons theme and I got a phone call while the video was playing and couldn’t tell what was real or not...is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality...
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see..
(keep it going till we finish the song)
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
@@clairev.g.7361 Because I'm easy come, easy go, a little high, little low
@@nady2296 Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter...to me... * emotional piano playing *
@@antares3206 Mama... Just killed a man
3:04 Does that mean he is still composing even though he is decomposing?
Keep it up, guys. Great stuff, great fun!
TwoSet please do another one of these videos!!!!