I showed my friend your videos the other night and she couldnt stop cracking up at "THEIR CREEPY SMILES" thank you payton honestly, she has depression and i havent seen her genuinely smile like that in a long time.
I know this is 2 years ago, but goombas has a habit of grabing stuff without their hands. Check Super Mario Slugger for the WII, they use a bat without hands
Because eyes in source are actually stationary surfaces, and the texture is moved around on them. So it's the same concept, but the surface is just completely flat here
“Time to fu*king take a motherf*king piIsSsS” “What the HEOHEEHLL are you doing?” “My PP is taking a PiIIssSSSsSS” “OK but why aren’t you ju-“ “SHUT THE FuUuOuk UuUUUuUp!” “NON!” “BECAUDE THE Uüûù” “Okiedokieokiedokieodiedokie” “Just kill me” “Maybe.” “AOAOAOAOAOAAOOAAOA” “ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR F**ING MIND? JUMP ON ME JUMP ON ME NOW” “No.” “MOTHERFUUUUUUU-“ “I’M TAKINGG A PIII-“ “JUMP ON ME MOTHERFUUUUU” “Why?” “Because I’m very suicidal.” “Why?” “CAUSE YOU’RE STUPI-“ “I’m just gonna kill myself.” “GUNSHOT” “Ooooohhhh... shi-“
Maybe Goomba realized that Piranha Plant gets more love than he does (you know what I'm saying here), and decided to die? Probably something around those lines
here: Mario: time to fockin take a motherfokin PIIIiiiiiissss Goomba: wut da hEEEEl are u doin? Mario: my pp is taking a piiiiiiiiis Goomba: ok but y arent u- *slap* Mario: shut the fuuuck uUUUUup Goomba: NON, u supposed to jUUUUUmp at me Mario: okie dokie doki doki doki- Goomba: just kill me. Mario: maybe Goomba:... M A Y B E, ARE U OUT OF UR FOCKIN MIiIIIiiInd, JUMP ON ME NOW Mario: no Goomba JUMP ON ME NOW MOTHER FOOOOOO_ Mario: i need to take a pIII- Goomba: jump on me now MOTHER FOoOOoOO Mario: why Goomba: cuz im very suicidal Mario:y Goomba: CUZ UR STOOPIID Mario: u will do no more of this! Goomba: well im gonna fukin kill myself *shoots* Mario:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIEEE-
Leaked footage of the Illumination Mario movie is more promising than I thought
that Profile Picture of Yours should SERIOUSLY be Rated NC-17.
Poyotrap I'M AN ABOMINATION! And I’m coming to your house after schooooooool!
0:42
Goomba realized that was just doctored footage of the Mario vs Rabbids game a from awhile back.
C H R I S P R A T T
@@skaskk should I r/whoosh you or not
I love how Mario's face always melts when he says "piss."
😂😅😅
He turns into Sponge
Woah it's you
It like melted.
Or something...
czcams.com/video/IlouAA8mRZo/video.html
0:46 Best reaction ever
0:23
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOHHHH SHIIIII --
It's like he only then realized the goomba wasn't joking
0:37
@@LocalGoober10 i need a link for this
Also if u Rickroll me you'll be fine
the most intense mario 64 face mash up ive ever seen
Major Fuzzy
*sees likes at 199*
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Go watch terminal 64 u liar
To funny :>
Ngl you got a really nice Profile pic
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHHHHHIIIIIIII --
relatable goomba
Are you okay
Thank you lord
Stay strong
I dare you to show this to vinesauce.
Make batim super funny
I showed my friend your videos the other night and she couldnt stop cracking up at "THEIR CREEPY SMILES" thank you payton honestly, she has depression and i havent seen her genuinely smile like that in a long time.
the cure to depression: *M A R I O P I S S I N G*
Awww.😟😠😆
goomba = every adult nowadays
Mario=Me
Mario = people who don't give a sh** about life, and just want to take a *PPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSS*
@@caelanva4566 accurate
Megasans .EXE. So me?
Pig bukket
Depends... if you just want to take a piss!
This should be nominated for an emmy.
Customer Service Robot or an anime
Or an enemy
*Top 10 Anime betrayals*
@@harveyed1800 Top 10 anime battles
0:03 the piss is draining his life force
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
You really put in the effort to animate that goomba’s face, that’s some impressive work right there.
I like how every time Mario says piss his head deflates.
New Super Mario Brothers U Deluxe ain't looking half bad.
you know goddamn well that's a fuckin lie
Boo. Get off the stage.
@@HeyItsFreeman427 r/woooosh
@@echoes28 how is that a joke missed? New Suoer Mario Brothers U Deluxe isn't bad.
@@BradynNewcomer no u
Animation was a mistake!
Memes were a mistake
"Animation was a mistake!"
-John Animation 1300 B.C.
@@pigeondamigion569 HOW did you know my name is John?
*something in some way of some matter in someone's opinion was a mistake*
@@ObnoxiousArtist spooopy
0:33 made me laugh so hard
Same
CUZ YES STUPID
It's from ed edd n eddy.
Me 0:37
Me 0:01
Goddamn, I missed this wackier animation. Love ya, Patey.
I love how Mario's face melts, it's just so stupidly hilarious!
Goomba pulls a shotgun out of nowhere and kills himself without the use of hands...seems legit.
I know this is 2 years ago, but goombas has a habit of grabing stuff without their hands. Check Super Mario Slugger for the WII, they use a bat without hands
Why CZcams age restrict and demonetized this although IT'S PURE ART
I Guess because Mario is here to take a Pppppiiiiiisssssssssssssssss
mario pissing gets 300000000 views and 10000000000000 likes
is only a joke
This, my brothers, is the true ending to Super Mario Brothers. Thank the god known as Payton Tate for deeming us worthy to witness this
Payton.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?
he's smoking something very interesting that we don't know about..
I want what Payton’s having
Mario:"NO!"
He's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiisssss...
Jump on me now!
How did you make the Goomba's eyes movable?
Aren't they just textures?
P.S. Seizure warning.
Because eyes in source are actually stationary surfaces, and the texture is moved around on them. So it's the same concept, but the surface is just completely flat here
I barely understood the words at first and i still loved it. Now that i know the words, its just as funny.
yes.
“Time to fu*king take a motherf*king piIsSsS”
“What the HEOHEEHLL are you doing?”
“My PP is taking a PiIIssSSSsSS”
“OK but why aren’t you ju-“
“SHUT THE FuUuOuk UuUUUuUp!”
“NON!”
“BECAUDE THE Uüûù”
“Okiedokieokiedokieodiedokie”
“Just kill me”
“Maybe.”
“AOAOAOAOAOAAOOAAOA”
“ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR F**ING MIND? JUMP ON ME JUMP ON ME NOW”
“No.”
“MOTHERFUUUUUUU-“
“I’M TAKINGG A PIII-“
“JUMP ON ME MOTHERFUUUUU”
“Why?”
“Because I’m very suicidal.”
“Why?”
“CAUSE YOU’RE STUPI-“
“I’m just gonna kill myself.”
“GUNSHOT”
“Ooooohhhh... shi-“
Is Mario channeling Sponge or something...?
Time to take a motherfucking PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSS!!!
@@bedlam9461 What the FUUUUK are you doing!?
@@somebodyfamiliar6476 my peepee is taking a Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssss!
@@tuskoub -slaps tuskoub- Shut the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuk up!
(SLAP!) "SHUT THE FUUUUUUUUUUK UP"
0:24 when I realized todays monday
Nick_The _Gamer more like 0:46
So relatable
Me: haha so ratable HAHA HAHA
0:43
Me:
@@DrKevlar Nah, more like 0:35
@@DrKevlar ulll
What were you on while making this?
Probably stole Mario's stash of 'shrooms.
SFM
Wispy Skull what he’s usually on when he does this stuff. Haven’t you watched his videos before?
Box of cox
*yes*
I like how you make Mario sag when he takes a piss, it's like he's expelling all of his innards.
How relatable do I find this?
This is literally every day of my life.
WTF
0:37 my mind
0:03 Mario’s DONG is bigger than DK’s
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
That dong saves the lives of those in a ravine.
Dong levels
No it’s not
Dam
0:43
Top 10 saddest anime deaths
“Ooohhhhh... shieee-“
Goomba: Millenials
Mario: Generation Z
That first "time" always kills me
0:15 an Umbrella Goomber
Goomba: just kill me
Mario: maybe
Goomba: *MÆYBĒ?!*
Moral of the story: Don't do shrooms.
Maybe Goomba realized that Piranha Plant gets more love than he does (you know what I'm saying here), and decided to die?
Probably something around those lines
Super Mario Odyssey 2 looks great.
Yeah… it does
No it doesn’t it does not exist
The duality of man
0:06 I lost it at this point.
0:15 is people with Duck Lips when they do pictures
0:04
When you come home from a long trip and can finally use the toilet
0:23 thats what happens when goomba is earrapin' around.
“CAUSE YOU’RE STUPID” will always get me
Ah yis, a reason to die
0:46 When someone spikes your coffee.
**Drinks coffee.**
0:20
0:24
gif time
@@justseny its beautiful. thank you for this
0:37 RIP AIRPOD USERS AND HEADPHONE USERS BUT THEYRE MOSTLY THE SAME SOOOOO
“C U Z Y O U ‘ R E S T U P I D”
*C A U S E Y O U ' R E S T U P I D!!!!!!!!!!!!*
YOU WILL DO NO MORE OF THIS!!!
Don't forget 0:23
I mean, Sarah was loud with distortion or not in EEnE
Wow,Super Mario Odyssey 2 looks good.
It doesn’t exist
@@aatiyafarooq2858 top 10 peoples who didn't get the joke.
when you see something suicidal and he asks to kill you:
step 1: don't kill it to annoy it
mario has some morals
I can’t believe it took me several years to find out 0:35 was an Ed Edd n’ Eddy voice clip
0:15 The way that Goomba demands Mario to stomp on him makes me laugh
I'm here to take a piiiiiii- *LOUD GOOMBA NOISES*
@Crossfire but why?
@Crossfire W H Y ?
@Crossfire you will do no more of this.
@Crossfire OOOOHHHHH SHI-
*WHY*
Can we get an F for the goomba
0:28 NO!
F is for friends who do stuff together!
F is for *insert a Mario character that starts with the letter F here*
F
Rick Hoover F
"Why do you not like me for thinking the Earth is flat?"
0:37
*N O N* - goomba 2018
0:14
0:35 makes me die laughing
Damn, can't believe Nintendo let you post the entire Mario Movie like this, dawg
Mario Pissing: The Live-Action Remake
Coming soon to a cinema near you!
0:37 The questionable mario pnes
This new Smash trailer looks great!
Goomba: I'm very suicidal.😔
Mario: Why?🤪
Goomba: *COZ YOU'RE STUPID!!!*
Killed me!🤣
mario movie's lookin good so far
0:36 me and my family
"Just kill me" "maybe" THE FUNNIEST LINE EVER.LOL
Can I get some subtitles
Nop
Wow thanks your so helpful
Learn english man that will Help you understand it
Dom Smuth google automated subtitles would be hilarious.
here:
Mario: time to fockin take a motherfokin PIIIiiiiiissss
Goomba: wut da hEEEEl are u doin?
Mario: my pp is taking a piiiiiiiiis
Goomba: ok but y arent u-
*slap*
Mario: shut the fuuuck uUUUUup
Goomba: NON, u supposed to jUUUUUmp at me
Mario: okie dokie doki doki doki-
Goomba: just kill me.
Mario: maybe
Goomba:... M A Y B E, ARE U OUT OF UR FOCKIN MIiIIIiiInd, JUMP ON ME NOW
Mario: no
Goomba JUMP ON ME NOW MOTHER FOOOOOO_
Mario: i need to take a pIII-
Goomba: jump on me now MOTHER FOoOOoOO
Mario: why
Goomba: cuz im very suicidal
Mario:y
Goomba: CUZ UR STOOPIID
Mario: u will do no more of this!
Goomba: well im gonna fukin kill myself
*shoots*
Mario:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIEEE-
0:32 you have awoken the piss God
Gamer moments
I always watch this before I sleep and I think I cant finish my day without this
0:10
mario'sfacemelts.jpeg
Instagram girl: *makes a poll to decide if she should kill herself
Also Instagram girl: *kills herself*
Everyone who thought it was a joke: 0:45
ngl if you're dumb enough to make a poll about it you might as well
You have a dark sense of humor.
Love it
If I had a nickel for the times I witnessed that happen
Dedede is Dosh Well that’s a fair point
BOOTLEG BRETHREN Dark humor is great only problem is that it’s like food not everyone gets it
When you do drugs, you go to hell before you die
-mario at some point
This is the famous Terminal 7
Terminal 64, actually
New super mario oddity 2?
O D D I T Y.
The word piss: *exists*
Mario: *fucking melts*
0:22 my parents when i ask for my laptop after 1 year
me: 0:23
i just remembered this video existed and now i know why i love it
We need more of this type of pooping in our lives.
My sides have left orbit. This is pure gold.
0:15
Goomba is learning how to fly
i am laughing my ass off thank you for existing
The new Mario Bros movie trailer looks awesome!
Belongs in the world's best art museum
0:45 "Ohhh shiii--"
"just kill me"...
"Maybe."
0:00 i was dying of laughter
This never fails to get the group chat going again
Okey doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki doki panic
Chris Pratt is KILLING IT in this I don't know what people are complaining about
Send this video to every Nintendo fan out there.
Ooooooh sh... That ending 😂😃
Okiedokiedokiedokie
0:03 Mario sees Bowsette for the first time
This is super nostalgic looking back at it
Can somebody add subtitles please?
Nice logo though Th3
This is a great Christmas present, thank you.
0:25 my favourite part
this invokes such a powerful message
CLASSIC.
Marlleo And Gomb:
Da Pee: 0:02
Gomb Gets Slapped: 0:12
Gomb Wants Die: 0:20
Gomb Gets Mad: 0:24
Gomb Really Wants Die: 0:35
Gomb Gets Really Mad: 0:37
Gomb Commits Die 0:41
I read it as "pissing on a brow mushrooms" first
i love that this takes place in the debug area from sunshine! it's a pretty interesting place to have a short take place in.
Is that the super Mario sunshine test map?
Yes.
0:24 MAYBE I'LL SCREAM
The funniest part 😂😂😂😂 0:30
M&M pfp
0:41 When you ask your crush out and get left on Read.