Archer - Danger Zone (Season 1-3) HD

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  • All the references to Danger zone from Archer Season 1- 3
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Komentáře • 264

  • @tivednagol9127
    @tivednagol9127 Před 9 lety +1313

    I hate how they're not doing this joke anymore. Both this joke and "phrasing" have died. R.I.P.

    • @bkrjayce
      @bkrjayce Před 9 lety +3

      Tived Nagol maybe they'll come back in the next series?

    • @tivednagol9127
      @tivednagol9127 Před 9 lety +75

      Nah. Despite Archer's attempts to bring phrasing back, the others are resisting it. In the finale of Season Six when they went into the artery of this guy they were trying to save from dying of a blood clot, someone said something that Archer recognized as an ideal setup for phrasing and he said, "Okay, can we at least say 'that's what she said? C'mon." But nobody else was on board for it, so it died. We can clearly tell Archer wants it back, but the problem is getting the other characters to want it back too. I think they've gotten sick of it though, and I think it's because the writers have. Probably because they're tired of making the same joke over and over again.

    • @bkrjayce
      @bkrjayce Před 9 lety +12

      Tived Nagol Shame. Also, we should see more of Pam's dolphin.

    • @tivednagol9127
      @tivednagol9127 Před 9 lety +16

      bkrjayce, ehhhhhhhh nah. I honestly don't care about the dolphin. I think a funny idea to do would be for Ray's whole body to be destroyed and instead of going the cyborg route like they did with Barry just have him be completely regrown with stem cells instead. There's the potential for a whole thing about why we're not funding them and such. Here's an example:
      Ray wakes up in a hospital bed after the latest mission fuck-up. The whole cast is there.
      Ray: Y'all came here to see me?
      Archer: Well I just came for the Gummy Bears in the snack machine, but then (turns to Lana) _someone_ insisted we come here.
      Lana: (Ignoring him) We just wanted to see how you were doing.
      Ray: How am I _doing?!_ I'm probably _all_ freak-metal cyborg now!
      Archer: Well at least you don't have to shit anymore...
      Ray: SHUT. UP. _ARCHER!_
      Archer: What? That's a perfectly good example of... um... cyborgitry-related perks! Just ask Katya.
      Ray: Well I don't want to! I don't want to do _anything_ anymore! (Starts crying) How am I supposed to enjoy life when I've got none inside me?
      Malory (enters): Oh _wah_, why do you care? Last time I had life inside me look what happened.
      Archer: Gee, thanks. Love you too Mother.
      Lana: Eh, gotta side with Malory on this one.
      Archer: What the _shit_, Lana? (Notices AJ in Lana's arms as she glares at him for swearing in front of his infant daughter) Oh... (To AJ) Hey there you...
      Lana: (Slaps his hand away) Don't even. And I was _talking_ about being pregnant with AJ. As good as the good parts were, it wasn't all that great. All I'm saying is, I'm glad it's over.
      Malory: (Under her breath) Me too.
      Cheryl: I know, right? All that baby goop rolling around inside your eggballs? _Eeeeeewwww..._
      (Everyone looks at Cheryl as if to make the point to her that what she just said was fucking dumb. She doesn't take the hint and they give up).
      Cyril: So Ray, if you need anything just let us know.
      Ray: Gee thanks Cyril, if I ever need a hand to jerk off my cyborg dick while I'm recuperating I'll call you!
      Archer (eyes suddenly alight): Holy shit wait, I had something for this! Uhhh... uh... shit... no, wait: _Cyborgasm!_
      Krieger: Yeah, that doesn't really work...
      Archer: What're you _talking_ about, Krieger? That _totally_ works.
      Krieger: Ehhhhhh, no. Not really. Because Ray's actually not a cyborg anymore.
      All: What?
      Cyril: What?
      Cheryl: _WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?_ (Everyone looks at her, annoyed. She crosses her arms and sulks).
      Ray: Krieger you better not be screwing with me. (Archer looks around before opening his mouth) And don't say it!
      Archer: Oh come on Ray, it _totally_ works in this instance!
      Ray: Do _not_ say cyborgasm!
      Archer: What? No, _phrasing!_ (Everyone groans) No! You know what? I'm saying it! Even if you losers are gonna hop off the wagon, I'm still saying it! Fuck you all!
      Lana: Archer! Baby! Cursing!
      Archer: Huh? Oh, right...
      Ray (To Krieger): So what were you saying about...
      Krieger: Yeah, I kinda ran out of cyborg parts-(cutaway of Pigleys IV, V and VI destroying all of them)-so I just gave him stem cells.
      All: Wait, what?
      Krieger: Yup. Yup-yup-yup.
      Lana: But how'd you get enough stem cells to regrow Krieger's entire body?
      Krieger: Chinese dumpster babies. There's _literally_ a million of them. (Collective groans of disgust) Oh, what? I couldn't use Lana's as it'd already decomposed! (Everyone stares at him) Oh, eat a dick!
      Ray: So I'm...
      Pam: Yes, Pinocchio, you're a real boy again.
      Krieger: A few more hours incubating in a fetal tube and he'll be good to go again.
      Cyril: Wow, _how_ are we not funding this?
      Malory: Because it's bad for Big Pharma. If they're not happy no one is.
      Lana: Aren't people unhappy even when _they're_ happy? (Malory says nothing and looks away suspiciously). Your silence speaks volumes.
      Ray: I can't wait to celebrate this!
      Krieger: Yeah, I wouldn't do _that_ yet...
      Ray: Why the hell not?!
      Krieger: Your cells came from babies. You can't drink for another twenty-one years.
      Ray: WHAT?!
      Lana: Wow...
      Archer: Wait, why twenty-one?
      Cheryl: (Does that stupid wheezing laugh of hers)
      Ray: God _dammit!_
      And that everybody, is a possible path to take that would lead to a plethora of lovely new jokes. The end.

    • @tivednagol9127
      @tivednagol9127 Před 9 lety +6

      Jacob Riht, that's not how phrasing works. You say "phrasing" when someone says something that while they mean it innocuously, can still be taken in a sexual context. The sexual context meanwhile, has to be overt enough from the word choice. So your choice of "phrasing" doesn't really work. Here's an example of where it would:
      The three of us are in a car being chased by a Cuban hit squad. bkrjace is driving and you and I are shooting at them trying to get them off our trail. I turn to bkrjace and say, "Dammit man, can't you drive any faster?"
      Bkrjace replies, "Hey man, I'm doing the best I can up here!"
      "Yeah well, we can't exactly outrun them at this speed, so go faster!"
      "Hey man, the pedal can't take any more of this! I'm pounding this thing with everything I've got!"
      _That_ is an example where "phrasing" would work, mainly towards "I'm pounding this thing with everything I've got." The sexual connotations are just overt enough to be highlighted while at the same time everyone still takes the sentence at its innocuous face value.

  • @dekadenser
    @dekadenser Před 9 lety +878

    Lana....Lana....Lana.....Lana....LAAAAAANAAAAAAAAA!!!!
    Dangerzooone....

  • @frankmyrand
    @frankmyrand Před 5 lety +185

    0:44 I love how he takes a second to enjoy and savor the moment before delivering the deadly punchline

    • @Thats0K
      @Thats0K Před 2 lety +3

      Best moment ever lol

    • @1dk_by343
      @1dk_by343 Před rokem +1

      what about 1.17 😂😂 god i love him

  • @andreachrist9877
    @andreachrist9877 Před 4 lety +108

    "How'd you get life insurance? Don't they know you're in the Danger Zone?"
    Favorite

  • @phousefilms
    @phousefilms Před 8 lety +174

    Lmao, Lana shaking her head slowly at Archer at the "Zone of Danger."

  • @psychonaut537
    @psychonaut537 Před 10 lety +330

    Archer: Lana,Lana,Lana, Lanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Lana:WHAT!
    Archer: (takes a deep breath) danger zone! XDXD

    • @901brebre
      @901brebre Před 9 lety +1

      Do u know which episode is that?

    • @chuckbatman5
      @chuckbatman5 Před 8 lety +2

      +b weave the one with the skytanic, it's in season 1, I think episode 7? One of my favorite episodes, there's just so many great moments

  • @kuronyra1709
    @kuronyra1709 Před 8 lety +426

    Lana.
    Lana?
    Lana!
    ...
    *LAAAAAAANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!*
    *WHAT?!*
    *chuckle* HmpfHmpfHmpf.... Daaangeeerr zooonne!

  • @cannibalisticrequiem
    @cannibalisticrequiem Před 10 lety +62

    "And those were his last words. Right before he bled to death, on the rug."

  • @WTFisTingispingis
    @WTFisTingispingis Před 10 lety +213

    You know your show is awesome when you can get Heisenberg to go "Danger Zone."

    • @lkim100
      @lkim100 Před 10 lety +1

      the breaking bad guy voices archer?

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis Před 10 lety +8

      Nononono, he's the mustached guy in the end of the video.

    • @lkim100
      @lkim100 Před 10 lety +1

      AtticWarrior1994 oh sorry, i couldn't tell since the new update makes random videos give sound but the screen is black

    • @SWHalo2
      @SWHalo2 Před 10 lety +55

      "I'm not in the danger zone, Skyler, I AM THE DANGER ZONE!"

    • @jimwormmaster
      @jimwormmaster Před 6 lety +1

      Huh, didn't realize that was him. Neat!

  • @masonvladimiravery869
    @masonvladimiravery869 Před 10 lety +164

    "uhhh just be careful"
    pause
    "no."

  • @StormsandSaugeye
    @StormsandSaugeye Před 9 lety +91

    To this day I have NO idea why this is hilarious. But I'll be DAMNED if I don't break into gales of laughter by going "danger zoooonnnnee woooo!"

  • @PIXPromosMore
    @PIXPromosMore Před 10 lety +202

    ...And then, Season 5 & Kenny Loggins actually making an appearance happened.

  • @ShelbyxPwns
    @ShelbyxPwns Před 9 lety +105

    PAGING DOCTOR LOGGINS

  • @DaveTheFuckingBrave
    @DaveTheFuckingBrave Před 4 lety +24

    The way he chuckles about the zone of danger 😂

  • @Len9
    @Len9 Před 10 lety +67

    Zone will be one of danger.

  • @marvinheemeyer6660
    @marvinheemeyer6660 Před 3 lety +21

    I heard this song twice while being in Lowe's for over an hour looking at washer machines. I laughed to myself both times picturing Archer in my head.

  • @GmodPlusWoW
    @GmodPlusWoW Před 5 lety +17

    That last Danger Zone was so fucking smooth, you could use it as an effective and sterile lubricant.

  • @nathanjones8475
    @nathanjones8475 Před 2 lety +14

    Please tell me I’m not the only one who was constantly thinking of this during Top Gun Maverick

  • @goutham6248
    @goutham6248 Před 2 lety +10

    Top Gun: Maverick brings this back

  • @marshontom1991
    @marshontom1991 Před 11 lety +7

    "Paging Dr. Loggins"! Hahaha I never picked up on Ray's Dangerzone reference until now!

  • @ChocolateThunderBear
    @ChocolateThunderBear Před 11 lety +11

    I laughed my ass of at Ray's "Paging Dr. Loggins..." LOL

  • @marcomeme4875
    @marcomeme4875 Před 9 lety +8

    1:16 the way he looks at Lana and starts to laugh. Oh my god my sides hurts

  • @InfiniteMonkeysSA
    @InfiniteMonkeysSA Před 9 lety +17

    The last 3 clips together are brilliant haha

  • @masonvladimiravery869
    @masonvladimiravery869 Před 10 lety +22

    hahahahahaah 0:37 is the best by far though hahaha

  • @eoghanfeighery7383
    @eoghanfeighery7383 Před 8 lety +65

    Don't they know you're in the DANGER ZONE?!

  • @jermainebelton8435
    @jermainebelton8435 Před 9 lety +11

    Top ten all time tv show. Cartoon or not. Archer is hella funny!! YUP!!

  • @sethgile8584
    @sethgile8584 Před 9 lety +20

    Welcome to the ( dramatic pause) danger zone ): )

  • @chknrsandTBBTROX73
    @chknrsandTBBTROX73 Před 8 lety +27

    I can't believe after 5 fucking seasons of this Lana didn't know who Kenny Loggins was...

  • @amgprod.55
    @amgprod.55 Před 5 lety +16

    I feel obligated to pay my respects. For obvious reasons
    DANGER ZONE!

  • @pitbossea
    @pitbossea Před 3 lety +6

    Kevin samuels brought me here

  • @onakaxy
    @onakaxy Před 8 lety +28

    01:15, gets me every fucking time

  • @Crs664
    @Crs664 Před 3 lety +5

    Anyone here from Kevin Samuels? Just me? Cool 👍

  • @GetBenched2010
    @GetBenched2010 Před 4 lety +2

    DANGER ZONE!!!

  • @ROCKaholic
    @ROCKaholic Před 6 lety +2

    I miss this running gag....

  • @MMNemesis17
    @MMNemesis17 Před 3 lety +4

    Finally found Kevin Samuels sound bite🤣 You women who are 27 to 35 are in the 0:23😳😳🤣

  • @RemixExtender
    @RemixExtender Před 7 lety +50

    Paging Dr. Loggins...

  • @yungpassport7897
    @yungpassport7897 Před 4 lety +4

    Kevin Samuels brought me here.

    • @pjhasbeats
      @pjhasbeats Před 3 lety +1

      “Shout out to the PhD’s!”

  • @StarkSpider24
    @StarkSpider24 Před 2 lety +2

    Best running gag ever

  • @MrBeaux
    @MrBeaux Před 9 lety +67

    I don't wanna read about Kenny Loggins. I wanna read about K-LOG!

  • @hopefullyentertaining
    @hopefullyentertaining Před 10 lety +9

    the zone will be one of danger

  • @zerosignal620
    @zerosignal620 Před 6 lety +7

    Unless I'm missing someone, only 5 people have said "Danger Zone" in 8 seasons: H. Jon Benjamin, Amber Nash, Bryan Cranston, Jesse Lynn Martens, and of course Kenny Loggins

  • @Nick_Hammer
    @Nick_Hammer Před 8 lety +7

    "and those were his last words." i'd be totally ok with that if it were me.

  • @shiruotakuno28
    @shiruotakuno28 Před 4 lety +6

    0:36
    Archer in a nutshell

  • @Camouflage7734
    @Camouflage7734 Před 9 lety +11

    00:36 My favorite one XD

  • @CheezVT
    @CheezVT Před 10 lety +10

    ᴰᵃᶰᵍᵉʳ ᶻᵒᶰᵉ~

  • @SuSmallville
    @SuSmallville Před 5 lety +19

    Who's here after watching TOP GUN MAVERICK trailer?

  • @ZakGibson
    @ZakGibson Před 11 lety +3

    I come here everyday for my daily Danger Zone dosage.

  • @jeremybearden7756
    @jeremybearden7756 Před 8 lety +6

    danger zone is my catchphrase

  • @djdamage75
    @djdamage75 Před 3 lety +2

    Kevin Samuels 0:23 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ChrisDeebo
    @ChrisDeebo Před 11 lety +2

    loved that last one

  • @DrFunk98
    @DrFunk98 Před 8 lety +2

    the menacing danger zone is my favorite of them

  • @maryjanevanheukelom5711
    @maryjanevanheukelom5711 Před 9 lety +1

    danger zone

  • @sheldonwinks7501
    @sheldonwinks7501 Před 11 lety +1

    Lana. Lana. Lana. LAAANAAAAAAAAA! WHAAAAAAAAT!?!?! Danger Zone!

  • @ineedpineapples
    @ineedpineapples Před 8 lety +2

    cause you're in the danger " cough cough " zone!
    Lana: And those were his last words, as he bled out on the rug

  • @yumyum6133
    @yumyum6133 Před 8 lety +4

    I love Archer he's super funny

  • @JD441
    @JD441 Před 11 lety +1

    So, so much win.

  • @DevinDatKid
    @DevinDatKid Před 11 lety +1

    i just started watching archer on netflix im addicted

  • @TheRealDJTeam
    @TheRealDJTeam Před 3 lety +3

    Anybody here from Kevin Samuel’s show? 😂😂

  • @bjchit
    @bjchit Před 11 lety +2

    Good news Archer; you got Bryan Cranston to say Danger Zone. Bad news, you are now his hostage. *plays failure music from The Price is Right*

  • @allglorytothefather4186
    @allglorytothefather4186 Před 6 lety +1

    Lana? Lana? Lana? LANAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
    WHAT?!
    (Inhales) Danger Zone.

  • @EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany
    @EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany Před 8 lety +3

    LANA, SERIOUSLY. ZONA PELIGROSA.

  • @cameronrobinson8650
    @cameronrobinson8650 Před 9 lety

    Thank you for this

  • @AstraVex
    @AstraVex Před 11 lety +1

    My girlfriend tends to zone out on video games so I've nicknamed that her Danger Zone.
    So she'll be playing Mass Effect, completely absorbed in it and I'll go:-
    "Kia.....Kia.........KIAAAAAAA "
    "WHAT?!"
    ".....hehe, Danger Zone! ^_^"

  • @RicoLen1
    @RicoLen1 Před 3 lety +1

    They really need to have an episode of Archer where in a short clip they show him as a kid watching Macho Man Randy Savage give his Danger Zone promo on Billy Jack Haynes and show child Archer imitating Savage and saying "Danger zone!"

  • @ActuallyNoThanks1
    @ActuallyNoThanks1 Před 11 lety +1

    Carlos Danger.

  • @naviivan3812
    @naviivan3812 Před 8 lety

    Archer is life

  • @lkim100
    @lkim100 Před 10 lety +16

    archer sounds really familiar

    • @CaseMerrick
      @CaseMerrick Před 10 lety +1

      He is one of the actors from Demetri Martin: Important Things.

    • @OptimusWombat
      @OptimusWombat Před 10 lety +29

      He's the voice of Bob, in "Bob's Burgers".

    • @adj789
      @adj789 Před 10 lety +2

      Jon Benjamin He was coach McGurk in home movies

    • @henryasselin123
      @henryasselin123 Před 10 lety +11

      He's voiced about everyone and there mother

    • @25Rush2112
      @25Rush2112 Před 10 lety +1

      OptimusWombat
      hes also Coach McGraw from Home Movies

  • @emptybucket1988
    @emptybucket1988 Před 4 lety

    Perfect thx for upload

  • @SimpleJars
    @SimpleJars Před 7 lety +3

    My favorite "Danger Zone" part is on 0:36
    ARCHER: Lana...Lana...Lana...LANA!!!
    LANA: WHAT?!!!
    ARCHER: ♫Danger Zone♫

  • @xEisley
    @xEisley Před 10 lety +2

    Danger zooonnneeeee! Love this show xD

  • @sunilKumar-sy9pm
    @sunilKumar-sy9pm Před 3 lety

    This channel is called Educating Service 😂

  • @DailyLifeSolution
    @DailyLifeSolution Před 2 lety

    Welcome to the danger zone.
    You are Heisenberg.
    You are goddamn right!

  • @21mlambert
    @21mlambert Před 11 lety +1

    wouldn't be surprised if archers dad turned out to be kenny loggins

  • @TraciPeteyforlife
    @TraciPeteyforlife Před 5 lety

    Danger Zone!

  • @bostonredsox49
    @bostonredsox49 Před 10 lety +1

    I like how Lana just shakes her head at 1:24

  • @evilgary747
    @evilgary747 Před 10 lety +3

    Dayn-ja Zown!

  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind87 Před 3 měsíci

    Lana, that raw chicken is 45 degrees, it's in the DANGER ZONE!

  • @impetus_aus
    @impetus_aus Před 7 měsíci

    The delivery of 0:35 😂

  • @korbyntaylor8089
    @korbyntaylor8089 Před rokem

    Highway to the "Danger Zone"

  • @eanayac
    @eanayac Před 2 lety +2

    00:23 lmfao!!

  • @hoonaignachowaneha
    @hoonaignachowaneha Před 5 lety

    Le EPIC MAY MAY! WE DID IT REDDIT!

  • @thevpfreak
    @thevpfreak Před 6 lety

    Archer does it best hahaha Danger Zone

  • @LanaInnit
    @LanaInnit Před 9 lety +4

    WHAT? !

  • @kparsa1
    @kparsa1 Před 11 lety

    I love this..

  • @dagoat9715
    @dagoat9715 Před 8 lety

    DANGER ZONE

  • @OrestisTheBeast
    @OrestisTheBeast Před 11 lety

    "..somethingsomethingDAAAAANGER ZAWWWN! Seriously, I'm not even trying any more."

  • @ChadKakashi
    @ChadKakashi Před 2 lety

    My favorite joke from the entire show.

  • @loxmith2980
    @loxmith2980 Před 3 lety +3

    Kevin Samuels? Anyone?

  • @CRIMELAB357
    @CRIMELAB357 Před rokem

    The zone will b one of danger

  • @coolkidbenitez4256
    @coolkidbenitez4256 Před 8 lety

    That's him for my pic🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽

  • @JenTak19
    @JenTak19 Před 11 lety

    Lana... Lana... Lana!! LAAANNAAA!!!!!

  • @polarjet1833
    @polarjet1833 Před 3 lety

    “Just be careful”
    [puts on mustache] “no”

  • @Dilapidated_Dilo
    @Dilapidated_Dilo Před rokem

    Logical side of my brain: look man you have to get your life together ok you're not gonna live forever ok
    Monkey brain: 00:10

  • @TRCcaveman
    @TRCcaveman Před 11 lety

    its a top gun reference also the song they used in the top gun film that kinda went "highway to the DANGER ZONE"

  • @jonsimpson6690
    @jonsimpson6690 Před 6 lety +1

    zone haha, one of danger haaha XD

  • @JPZ16974
    @JPZ16974 Před 10 lety +3

    paging doctor loggins ^_^

  • @xianos707
    @xianos707 Před 11 lety

    I love that one lol

  • @DingoYabuki
    @DingoYabuki Před 2 lety +3

    0:23 Kevin Samuels

  • @Sucy1776
    @Sucy1776 Před 11 lety

    Danger Zone~

  • @kensredemption
    @kensredemption Před 2 lety

    Is there a compilation of the ridiculous slapping gag? 😂