100 ways to RESPECT WOMEN
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"Tea is just gay coffee" You have angered the British Empire
Ollypotts
Our assassins are making their way through Canada as I type.
Let us boil them with our kettles and cover them in marmite
@@thibaultl.477 What in the absolute frikin hek is marmite?
Bro i drink tea and i ain't gay im just homie-sexual
You also angered China as that’s where tea was first made
"Honey, how do I look in my new dress?"
"You look very clever and talented"
"You are very good in architecture"
Lmao
You eat cookie dough raw
@@xenomorphbiologist-xx1214 just like this d 🤣 I had to Lolllolollool
Holy shit.
My sides.
All I learned from this is:
MEN -If a female is anywhere on your vicinity, drop to the ground and play dead. Don't move, don't talk, don't breathe. This is the only way to avoid offending her.
If you're lucky, she will just sniff you, lose interest, and move on.
I hear their vision is based on movement :D
Maybe you can horde them into groups by throwing Starbucks coffee, while they are busy drinking the coffee you can escape.
What do you do if she gets a wif of the money in your pocket or sees that you are wearing an Armani suit and stays around to see if you move?
She might complain that you are obstructing her path.
Even then you're not safe. You could smell of THE PATRIARCHY
“Tea is just gay coffee”
*Britain will remember that*
*BRITISH ANTHEM INTENSIFIES*
*Laughs in Turkish*
As an Indian, I'm offended as well.
Damn right. (sips tea)
I'm iranian and I'm tea gang too
“Oh lord, why didn’t I have a son...”
I lost it. That was golden. Your dad is great. What a comedian.
Thori Am 😂😂😂
A good sense of humor clearly runs in the family.
That was her bf
@@Emll_117 R/ wooooooosh
@@weeveeteevee149 r/foundthemobileuser and r/keepr/onreddit
I love how almost all feminist arguments are individually sexist in multiple ways.
I mean, for extremists, which is what people tend to think of because they are SO FUCKING LOUD and actively hurt their cause and other feminists.
Most feminists I know hate this bullshit because of that.
@@Celia_Louise gotta agree with Jacob. Ive only seen a couple of these feminists in real life that are this extreme. Just gotta remember that most of this stuff on social media isnt how it actually is in our communities. Most feminists I have met truly only care about equality (without being sexist).
@Dan S I don't understand the point of your comment, was calling him a neckbeard meant to be an insult, because at the end of the day, his point is right, almost all of the points in this video are hypocritical
It’s bad how extremists make people think all feminists are like that
When they say they believe in equality then say stuff like dont talk in meeting so girls can talk which obviously is why girls wont talk during meetings cause men always talk.
“mr feminism’s wild ride” is how this decade will be remembered in history books.
Chris Ray Gun 1 like
When you can't get off the ride...
Why is it MR. feminism’s ride not MS.? HMMM?
Chris Ray Gun how will this decade be looked at in history.
WOHHHH CHRISS RAY GUNNN oh mah gurd
"Swap the genders"
90% of fairytales/stories for children (*cough cough* Disney *cough cough*) are princess stories. In other words, this is gonna backfire SO GOOD.
Beauty and the Beast. lol
They made a movie once called "Dr Jekyll and Sister Hyde" though I think the Dr was still a man.
Yes the points they make about women being unchangeably a men searching horn ball?
Don't say that things are a thing if they can be changed and you're APART OF A MOVEMENT THATS TRYING TO CHANGE A THING
@@StuJones-gn7teand the sister jekyl was the crazy one? 😂
It IS princess Leia tho. She's the princess of Alderaan. Yes, later in her life she became a general, but calling her princess is just as correct as calling her general.
I mean, seriously. I feel like the person who thought of these 100 ways to respect women has never seen Star Wars
Cane down to the comments to say the same thing
Forgive me if I’m stupid (sarcasm) but last time I checked, princesses had more power than generals. So wouldn’t calling Princess Leia a general be an insult?
@@threepunch5702 princess of alderan general of the rebellion and considering alderan is gone being general would be more powerful also unrelated but doctor who's companions were called assistants before companions sooo
"To you she's a general, to me she's royalty"
imagine asking your boyfriend if you look good in a dress, and he says you look clever
Lol
@@lucasdavy2721 X3 stap i cant breathe
“Hey do I look good”
“Nah you look like a god damn nerd”
Nerdiest pick up line ever.
LMAO
I like how your style of filming these has made your content timeless in a way. There’s something homey about that laptop camera, and those black bars on the side.
ye thats why i keep em. old youtube vibes. my original camera was actually 480p and it became my staple but when i updated to 1080 i rendered it down to look like the original camera.
Shoe0nHead butiful
I read it as "There's something horney about that laptop camera".
Hey Quinton. Love youre content
Quinton Reviews yes true
Wife: Ouu talk dirty to me.
husband: *YOU'RE SO CLEVER AND TALENTED*
But not hot, definitely not hot.
ShoeOnHead: Tea is just gay coffee
Me: Angry British noises
You conquered a lot, but you don't even know how to have a proper tea party. The American have you beat.
@@theblackbaron4119 no
The Black Baron ???????????
@@theblackbaron4119 murica
sssss FUCK NO!
"tea is gay coffe" you have no idea how many of us British people got angry at that.
The truth hurts.
I'm British, but I agree tbh
unless they are too busy ... being terribly sorry for everything all the time :)
you forgot "eh", eh
+bepe beepe letuse fam At making tea? Ze are being silly (showing cultural sensitivity by using your legally compelled pronoun).
"Gender balance your bookcase. Things have to be 50-50"
A-Are you Thanos?
Gutes profilbild
Mr.stark I don't fell so good
Thanos is more of a "50-" kind of guy.
I can just imagine feminist Thanos coming to a house, seeing a gender equal bookcase and saying; "Perfectly balanced, as all things should be."
ThatJayBloke feminist thanos would've killed all men.
This is truly an eye opener. Never ever will talk to a woman or girl ever again.
"Punch me, mommy. I've been a bad Nazi."
No
who's a good wee nazi
I don't punch Nazis at night, that's what the day is for anyway.
No.26
"If you read stories to a child, swap the genders."
Beauty and the Beast, belle becomes the beast.
The people with pitchforks hunting the beast are now women.
Telling the child that the women in the story perfectly describe the vicious feminists of today.
Good point
Villager in the midevil era: time to hunt a witchwolf
👏👏👏
"I used the women to destroy the woman!"
GrungeKid_27 washing MANchine?
"It's not hard to miss'em!" That *instantaneous* regret was as beautiful as that ever-present Skeptic pillow.
Single Greatest Roast of All Time
Don't walk close to a woman late at night
"Don't walk close to me!"
"I'm just trying to get home"
I don't care if I walk close to a woman she better gets out of my way or just deal with it women 😑
Yes
Leave women alone and incapable of they get attacked
That's great fuckin advice
I don't think it's common for women to get attacked because I've been alive for 24 years now
But if I had that trauma I'd prefer people to be within 5 meters of me at night
If I swapped the characters in a fairy tale, does that mean that Snow White is now a young guy who gets poisoned by his step dad and winds up in a cave with a bunch of midget women? That actually sounds kind of creepy.
The prince snow is going around I guess.
Let's make aurora (sleeping beauty) a man and have a woman save the man BUT before saving said man the woman rapes him while he is asleep and can't wake up
Never laughed so fucking hard on a comment before. 😂😂😂😂
Timothy Hawks I think a bunch of little men sounds creepy to...
Hhahahahahah hahjahahahhahaha
But leia was literally a princess.
I guess she just isn't royal anymore and to be honest Princess akbar sounds a little better
and was a general because she was 1st a princess, she outranked everyone not for beeing good at war (in the start) but because she was a princess, so being a princess is better than being a general in this case...0 uderstanding of space hierarchy
@@captain_subtle9375 fast forward 20 years where the Star Wars franchise has been bought by a 3rd party led by feminists who gender swap the entire cast for a reboot ( *cough* Ghostbusters inspired *cough* )
Just wait, Princess Akbar will be a thing
@@Real_MisterSir Princess Akbar would be fucking nice.
Because she cant be pretty. Thats what feminists really fear, ugly woman. Thats why they want you to think fat girls are beautiful. They cant stand uglyness. Id like to see the daughter of Jabba also in the coming film. Miss jabba vs Princess Akbar. But no, to show how good woman in a fantasy galaxy are they have to be perfect, not realistic.
(Like rey who is overpowered as fuck)
Yeah Leia is actually both. But she’s been a Princess first and always a princess. She didn’t stop being a princess to be a General.
The earth might be flat but my life keeps going down hill
169 likes?
69...
Nice
i mean.. for me there are two ways:
1. Dont be a Jerk
2. Be a normal human being
Basically
I'd say these sound the same
they failed both
I honestly believe virtually all morality can be summed up in: Don't be a jerk.
@@dudesayingthingsh yes, but then you run into the question of "what defines a jerk?" And regardless of your answer, there will be more questions, because philosophy is an eldritch god that feeds on thought and lives in the concept of a concept.
I hear “drunken sailor” in the background... you can’t hide your sea shanties from me
Wey hey enup she rises
*EARLY IN THE MOOOOORNING*
Put him in the brig until he’s sober, Put him in the brig until he’s sober, Put him in the brig until he’s sober, early in the morninf
Some "fun" verses
Put him in a boat with the Captain's daughter
Shave his bells with a rusty razor
Put him in the bilge and make him drink it
As soon as I realized that it was playing in the background I just started singing it over and over.
#12 Did we just get told to stop calling women "bossy" and "irrational" in a bossy way that literally makes no attempt at rationality?
Yeah we basically did.
"I command you to stop calling me bossy!"
Nice profile pic tho
Hahahahah
“Oh lord, why didn’t I have a son”
""Decolonial feminism"" Oh my god.
""Gender balance your bookcase"" no.
_""Always make sure you're being intersectional""_ no comment.
Imagine if a man made "100 ways to RESPECT MEN"
TheWhiteViper Itd be taken down before it was posted
Feminists: HOW DARE YOU!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEE
It would probably be "treat us like people", but written 100 times.
@@Deimos620 by feminists to be more specific. Cuz, you know, EqUaLiTy
TheWhiteViper he would get attacked really badly
"Tea is gay coffee"
*Shrugs on redcoat*
Guess we doing this now.
pa-ra pa-ra pa-ra raaaaaaaa pa-ra-ra-pa pa-ra-ra-ra-raaaaaaaa
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Bring it limey. Y’all don’t even have knives.
You americans got rid of perfectly good tea we fought wars over tea i dont think you respek the tea enough U MUST RESPEK IT!!
I'll betray my country and wear that redcoat if it's for tea's honor.
Ye may take our freedom BUT YOULL NEVER TAKE OUR TEEAAAAA!!!!!!!!
"...tea is just gay coffee..."
Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
Here's
The motherfuckin
Gay coffee
@@limeangelo6019 Lmao
XD
I’m proud of my gay coffee.
Why does this actually make sense
@@gyromurphy 8:29
How can I respect somebody that is making generalizations about me and speaks to me in such a snarky tone? Or who makes a federal case over something so trivial as manspreading?
If I weren't watching her responding to these and just read them myself I would have cancer.
Thanos was right, we called him a madman, he was just trying to help
Leave the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamen alone
We mus'nt dust the wamen thought cause that's SEXIEST
@@elijahmanaghaya6038 always.
THE VOID true art is absence of EVERYTHING
In the comics, Thanos was in love with Marvels Death, a female. DC also has a female Death, who is a hip goth chick.
"Oh lord why didn't i have a son"
xD
I wish my dad was that fucking good with the insults, rather than just calling me a shithead.
@@monochromeboi267 that part killed me :´u
God took the wrong son. God dammit Johnny.
Future me when my daughter wants the pink scooter instead of the red one
Swapping the genders in children's stories would make like all the Disney princesses men...do feminists really want us teaching patriarchal stories to our children?
Frozen would wind up being very misogynistic. Those gold-digger redheads always trying to usurp the kingdom.
I love how feminists keep telling men they shouldn't ever tell women what to do or assume how they feel and then proceed to tell men what to do and assume how they feel.
It's almost like it's satire, but it's not
"Support your Local Thot" - Shoe0nhead 2018.
This video is hilarious, best one in a while
Ryan Stewart I think you mean ‘ShoeOnHead 2020🇺🇸’
more like only one in a while
Ryan Stewart it's the only one in awhile 😂
Actually, I do not understand how paying for camgirls or porn, in general, is going to help women. I mean if women only want money because of their appearance then sure but porn is kinda like the one branch where male actors do not have it great :/. Paying for porn is not gonna make the girls more "equal" but rather they would probably get a worse deal in the end as the companies take the most anyway. The tip should be pay for your local camboy instead.
Also where I live there are no camgirls. At least not to my knowledge and barely any from my country at all.
Ahem, more like it has been a while from the last one! Whaaaaaat!
I'm being a dick, cause I made a funny joke, I can't stop giggling XD
Don't mind me, I'm gonna kill my self now, oh gods, the womanity!
"Swap the genders"
Alright Sally here's a story about SpongeBoob and Patrice, they live under the sea
SPONGEBOOB
Mrs. Crabs and sand. Mrs crabs is a very talented businesswoman while sand is bad because he is male
Make them gay too
Snow white beard
And 7 petite mature women's
fucking spongeboob
If believing wamen is the only place to start, why was it last on the list?
Sargon of Akkad kick Vee!
Saskia Ink Can you turn into a dragon?
Sargon---
Oi, youve got permission to be spouting that logic?
omg
As a guy, I love when people compliment my appearance. I love being told I look good.
"How to be wrong 100 times in one article."
Darrell Covello 99
Darrell Covello no there were like 2 that were acceptable not right but just acceptable
99. Giving things to homeless shelters is cool
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lol I was going to say they got 1 or 2 right but it looks like I don't need to.
_"...don't feel the need to go and check for yourself. And especially do not Google it in front of them."_
Holy freakin garbage fire, Batman! They're just blatantly demanding blind obedience!
FourFourSeven HOLY DIDDLY WINKLER BATMAN!
"Tea is gay coffee"
And so the England-America war was born.
Can I slytherout? It was called the Revolutionary War. Spoilers: their tea ends up in the harbor.
Because yknow.
England and America.
Had T
You mean the American Revolution? We already did that.
GO DRINK STARBUCKS
How to respect women: Pander to them every waking moment.
why are there like 30 international womens days every year?
FBI: *Don’t move a muscle*
169 likes
69
Nice...
-"wash my bra"
-"Oh lord why didn't I have a son"
NAILED IT!!!
Son: "HEY DAD, *WASH MY JOCK STRAP"*
(Throws it in dads face)
..."AYE DAD WHATCHU DOING WITH THAT BAT?...I WAS JUST JOKING...DAAAAAAD"
I'm form Africa, (Kenya) my boss just Commanded me to find some great female C++ devs for advanced CV and AI/ML programming. Getting C++ devs in and of itself is a nightmare... But getting female C++ devs and who happen to be Kenyan? That's hell; I'm probably gonna lose my job just because I can't find great c ++ female programmers... What am i to do? if you happen to fit the criteria, please, for the love of god, contact me!
Best part! Looool
I don't fit the criteria....but I *identify* as a Kenyan woman who is a whiz at C++
Wait....Kenya?? Probably only pays like $5,000 a year.....Nevermind
“Punch me Mommy, I’ve been a bad Nazi.” I see all that 50 shades movie watching has payed off.
Is that “what do you do with a drunken sailor” in the background?
What should we do. Or at least I remember it that way. And yes, it is. But don't listen to me, my music hearing (or how do I say it in English, damn) is pure trash. :D
Ye
"Tea is just gay coffee!" I see the queens assassins have failed so far.
martin Campbell
We will eventually. Just wait. We are coming for you too.
Max Smith we can make tea we choose not to
Jaja have you try cannabis tea
Edgar Fernandez Benshimol funny
root beer is just gay soda
6:30 it’s princess because that outranks general. She was adopted by the king/queen of Aldaran which makes her princess and calling her so is correct.
SevenThirtySix In the original Doctor Who, they were called 'Assistants'. And the modern dubs in some countries call them that.
Ssshhh you can't say that. You're assuming she knows less about Star Wars than you do. That's p r o b l e m a t i c
Stah wahs!
Thank you. Calling her princess is acknowledgement of her royal heritage and status above that of mere military rankings, as well as her importance as a figure for her people.
But what more can you expect from the lowest ranks of modern human equality society also known as feminism..
Let's not forget that if we are gonna be finicky about titles it's:
1) General Leia Organa of the Rebel Alliance
2) Princess Leia Organa of Alderaan
"gender balancing" your bookshelf would LITERALLY just be judging a book by its cover....
Amanda Smith ThAtS WhAT tHe PaTrIaRcHy WaNtS yOu To ThInK
Didn't they say don't judge a book by its cover and that book being a woman?
This comment is literally so underrated
This is the best comment here lol
I prefer male protagonists because they seem better in writing imo than the female protagonist with their stupid love triangles.
"How do i look on my new dress?"
"Yes"
"100 ways you can give women special treatment in the name of equality."
Stop this planet I wanna get off.
I wouldnt stop Darth Vader from death starring this place.
I hear they are selling plots on Mars.
If the planet stops we'd all die. So yes, please stop the planet, I would also like to get off.
Heard mars is equal
The Flawless Failure666 Mars is male.
'just ask lesbian's how their dating life is going'
SHOE, DON'T CALL ME OUT LIKE THIS
IM SORRY
Libby Shannon It’s lesbians, not lesbian’s.
Anyway, how's your sex life?
Ohhh, ohhh, dear me.
You're not a geezer, bloke, chap, dude or fella are you. Better damn well not be, or you're guilty of blokesplaining.
LOL, but seriously. Nice one, I do so like a pedant.
And never mind if it is a bint, keep on with that chapsplaining dude.
Ha ha ha. What a story Mark!!
"Oh lord why didn't I have a son" 😂😂
Which is what ALL dads think when they find out the child is gonna be a girl
At least a daughter will have all the advantages of being female in a misandrist world. She won't be told that her sex are all shits and should all "shut the fuck up". She will have privileges and unfair advantages based ONLY on her gender.
No, on her sex.
“What should we do with a drunken sailor?” Don’t hear that tune too often 😂 good choice
SWITCH GENDERS IN BOOKS...50 shades of gray got 10x more uncomfortable, I didn't know it was possible
Lol this thing has 69 likes!
I switched genders in Twilight it was horrible 😂
@@donnamitsuki281 Whats worse is the author already did this, and people actually bought it.
You misspelled "Hotter"
...Actually that made it kinda hot. As a fantasy. As something that would in the real world be monstrously abusive but not when you can control every aspect of it in your own thinkmaker.
"Pay for porn"
We'll just start imagining it. Men are creative.
Only Fans: Somebody call me?
I actually don't undertand that one. Isn't feminusm against the whole pom industry..?
@@hoshisaan I imagine they're for it as "women can do whatever they want with their body"
@@zainsiddiqi7633, but almost everytime I'm on feminist forums I see a post about how horrible sex workers are treated. I've never seen a femist who supports it.
@@hoshisaan feminists are a walking contradiction
right after you said "sometimes men repeat things i say" something fell off my shelf. even inanimate objects in my room think feminism is a joke.
"this is June. she eateth the cookie dough raw!"
"*happy international women's day,*
*think they'd do this for men's day? no way!*"
me: there's an international men's day?
Ikr lol
Never heard of it lol, and I doubt most men have either.. priorities amiright
She said, "...and I know that because CZcams told me about it. Do you think they'll do that for International Men's day?...". There is a difference between what she said and what you said. I hope you listen more carefully in school or work.
It's July 15
We dont know about it because we don't need a special day to feel good
“She will disagree with you and probably be right.” You can just smell the narcissism from her list.
I feel like this was an extremely detailed (yet possibly unintentional) look into the childhood/teenage years of this list's writer/s.
Also, intelligent people don't believe they're right all the time. They're just better at recognising when they're wrong, and painfully aware of how wrong they can be. It's all the introspection.
The people who think they're always right are the idiots, sadly.
Stephan Brun
Wasn't it Aristotle who said, and I'm paraphrasing, 'the wisest man in the world is the one who admits he knows nothing'?
Seems to be Socrates, attributing it to the oracle in Apologia.
en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Socrates#Apology
Hmm, interesting. Good to know I was incorrect.
The best thing to come out of this was "Punch me mommy I have been a bad nazi."
Adam T. Goldbloom the best thing to come out of the sjw/skeptic conversation in general.
That one killed me hahahaha
"Punch me mommy, i've been a bad nazi"
-Shoe
How about instead of respecting an entire gender we respect those individuals who are actually deserving of our respect
Echo As such, the article writer is deserving of contempt.
DAMN STRAIGHT
Haven't you heard. Appreciating meritocracy and individuality makes you a Nazi and racist for some reason apparently.
WTF THIS COMMENT IS TOO SENSIBLE, RESPEC ALL WAMEN!!!
What is this!?! This MAN is using LOGIC! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"We're trying to meet the ridiculous standards that YOU benefit from."
Okay, so you DO wear makeup to impress men.
The Belmont Project oooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!!! Some bitch just got owned.
The Belmont Project nice m8 👉🏼😎👉🏼
The Belmont Project
If she’s a feminist why would she try to meet those standards anyway?
@@hadouradiance3566 That is a good point.
I literally read this as it played in the video
If a woman says its 2016, then I believe it’s 2016.
I don't even know what year it is right now!
its 2016
I believe it.
*Naruto in the background*
"BELIEVE IT!"
MalikGG01 - Ha! Great reference to have right now.
This video has been the funniest by far, new shoeonhead fan, and just cycling through the recommended videos. Good shit, 10/10.
"Swap the genders in your bedtime stories"
Alright, there once was this chick named Jesus. She was captured by the Romans, violently tortured her then horrifically executed up on a wooden cross. THE END.
Do Mohaned next, pleeeeeease!
Oh, yes! The crucifixion was my favourite bedtime story, too😊
"Mommy, tell me about the Manson murders, next...please!"🤗
Be N S O N When you gender swap the bible so Men get pregnant
And all the bad guys in the story are bad women.
Once there was a woman called Abrahama who took her daughter to the dessert to sacrifice her to Yahweha. The daughter, Isaaca, said "I don't see a sacrificial animal" but Abrahama said "I brought one because I brought you here, you are to have this knife slice your throat to the greater glory of Jahweha and you will be offered because Yahweha loves the smell of buring flesh".
'Tea is just gay coffee'
My friend, you've just declared war upon me and my British bretheren. We are battle-ready; we have gathered our cups and saucers and are not afraid to use them.
You do not stand a chance.
Prepare for tea apocalypse.
The Irish people will not join in this war as long as our potatoes remain unharmed.
-We will take over the world with our unicorns and haggis- *SCOTLAND ALSO REMAINS NEUTRAL*
thought you folks don't consider the word "gay" offensive.
OH GOD! All that tea we dumped in the Boston harbor 300 years ago will emerge and kill us all!!!
PublicFrenemy oddly enough Brits make decent soldiers
"Tea is just gay coffee"
*BRITRIGGERED*
Are you a cigarette?
Michael Price Who me? No never that's hate speech.......
Michael Price he knows how addictive I am 😏😂 omg I just assumed his gender 😱
u foking wat m8
pll9000 OI, HALT U CHEEKY LAD, LET ME SEE YOUR CLEVER INSULT LICENSE
How is she like "you men make me do makeup!" ???? And then she labels herself as a feminist?????? I do makeup only for me. Its a hobby of mine. If I dont feel like doing makeup I dont. Does she have that low of a self esteem?
Thanos must read balanced bookcases
I think thanos needs to snap again
Hehe
Slightly related note, the only female authors I have in my bookcase is Harriet Beecher Stowe and Agatha Christie xD
1 way to respect women
Treat them like another human being because they are
I respect women. Usually from at least 100 yards away.
What aabout respecting men? Fucking buzzfeed
Unless she a third wave feminist.....then she a satan
Citation needed
If they don't respect you, they do not deserve your respect, regardless of gender or what have you
He protecc
He attacc
But must importantly
He respecc
MrEnderChop he man, he only erecc
MrEnderChop assuming genders here, it could be a she, or attac helicopter
MrEnderChop man brush it’s he attacc he protecc but must importantly he respecc
I love how she just says believe all women, BELIEVE THEM! like all women are perfect decent , having it all together human beings. 🤣
Started laughing in a damn library when June asked her dad "to wash her bra."
It was cute though
i dont think so. she calls her dad in all the time. used to do it before her and skeptic where even dating.
“Hello, smart woman. Seeing how you are identical to every other woman I’ve met, an empty shell, really, would you like to go on a date with me?”
Haha true, this is what I thought when watching, like how fucking politically correct do any of us have to be.
Arthur Morgan They’re offering a matriarchy where lgbt,black,women,disabled peopel
"You are not like any other girl"
"Oh, so you are disrespecting all other girls???"
"No..no I meant...Fine, you are like any other girl"
"Omg then go with other girls!!!" *cries*"
See, that's where you're wrong. You are not supposed to even utter a sound in their general direction. Why would you even think about talking to women, just because they're in public? Don't talk to women.
Oh, what was that? Evolution got y'all hardwired to find the opposite sex attractive? Yeah, this is 2020, evolution isn't real and you better not assume a woman's sexual preference or their interest in your kind
Except when they want to meet a guy, but remember they don't owe you anything so don't expect too much. Don't expect anything actually, why would you even? You are a man, after all
Flexy M’en are supposed to be seen and not heard. It’s equality!
“Oh lord why didn’t I have a son”
9:10 I’m fucking wheezing
The "getting up at 4pm no being able to have a normal food or life schedule" - struggle is the most relatable thing I've seen on the internet so far.
I *ALWAYS* google "facts" people say to me when I'm arguing with them. Saying that to me is a big insult. And I will not gender balance anything I will read/listen/watch, I don't criticize art by gender.
google is tainted. too much taint.
@@JM-eq9qb yes google has “The gay”
Wasn't really expecting to see anything Haken related in this video, nice surprise
@@umnomeknexiste Me aswell. Nice surprise.
Doesn't matter about gender when it comes to books/movies/paintings, just the skill level of the artist/director/writer.
Swap the genders? But I have 73 to choose from, which do I pick?!
i would try helicopter and a rubber hose.
I would take the fridge
Chose the Apache helicopter 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 that’ll be the good choice
Choose the breadsticks
@@scanjett Satan
The voiceover choice couldn't have been more perfect.
Source : vagina
Earth : flat
Chest : flat
Feelings : hurt
Hotel : Trivago
Gilles Dupouy JAJAJAJAJ nmms
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Gilles Dupouy
I wAnt to like ur comment but it has 420 likes
"Don't call them gorgeous, cute, or pretty" my female best friend adores when I call her cute, my newest friend is female, and I said she was beautiful, and it made her feel better about her looks, GIRLS ARE ALLOWED TO LIKE COMPLIMENTS ON THEIR LOOKS
No you bigot. Don't you understand those wamen you know have internalized misogyny. You're compliments only cement that!
This woman is fat and doesn't feel the need to work on being thin. So she wants everyone to know not to compliment her looks.
I helped my friend out of a bad anxiety attack by insisting how gorgeous she was. Apparently it'd be better to let her kill herself because women hate compliments on their looks.
Not if they are ugly insane feminists.
32. Pay for porn.
>5:30 in the morning
>about to go to sleep
>sees shoeonhead video
>doesnt go to bed
That’s me
Why are going to bed at 5:30? I know that is a very mom thing to say, but was something keeping you up so long that you couldn't sleep before midnight?
No breakfast for you then.
9:45 i literally died XD
"Dad!" "Dad?"
_Skeptic walks in_
How has she not hearted your comment?
Nah she said Dad, not Daddy.
stop ❤️ing every comment
I wish I got a heart from Mrs Shoe :(
I was pumped to get a
I wish I could "like" her
I wish someone would
Dalonghair ty
"Don't call women bossy!"
- Rants on like a control freak for 100 bullets.
Donald Piniach
Say these things to them
And if they say them back
Say you're feeling "oppressed" and that they're being "misogynistic"
Mentally fuck them
11:25 I'm surprised it doesn't ask for the full price
"Reading is for the gays and the commies" thanks for finding me my yearbook quote. God I love this woman
Commie
"oh lord why didn't i have a son " 😂😂😂
Spark 7906 wtf....why do u have my profile pic? I'm am cri plz let me have my pic...!
+shoe, was that staged?
That's Kaneki's pic, not yours XD
Ks V I've had this as my pic for like 3 years😂
"100 ways to help women". It should be called "100 ways to help useless feminism"
Also, ShoeOnDad seems like the chillest dad ever.
Her dad has to put up with the fact that she's dating her father... wait, what?
Alternate title:
*spittin' facts for 13 minutes straight*
Its actually 13 minutes and and 15 seconds
“Hi I’m shoe I eat da cookie dough raw”
The Perfect Girl Doesn't Exi-
An original comment doesn’t exist.
@@ThrillMuhammed exi-*
@@youknowmyswagnotmystory9319 hahah
@@hes_alive What's bad about that?
Comunism is Jesus.
I tried swapping the genders in Maze Runner to make you happy. I got 160 downtrodden, idiotic girls saved by this one dude with all the answers.
I swapped the genders in the Lunar Chronicles and got a strong, independent man who uses a woman as a pawn in interplanetary marriage and warfare.
Hunger Games got a revolutionary man getting annoyed by his overdramatic female companions.
Harry Potter got a couple of unintelligent and reckless girls relying on their prodigy of a male friend.
Remind me why swapping genders gives women more respect?
aww look at this tiny like ratio. you'd be screwed if they still showed dislikes.
How would I be screwed? Would the dislikes form a militia and murder me in my sleep?
@@jamie6506 because it used to be that a massive amount of dislikes had your comment removed. but i'm sure you didn't know that. because you don't know a whole lot. and no darling men don't want to massacre women it's the violent left that wants to kill people.
@@jamie6506 your screen name alone shows me that you hate white people and men because you are holding yourself up to be the same as god which is reprohensable. absolutely disgusting
Oh yes, god *forbid* my comment get removed. That would just be tragic, wouldn’t it? And how exactly does me being a fan of a famous rock band make me a bad person? One that hates white people and men, to be specific, when three of the four band members are white guys from England and all of them are men?
“It’s general Leia not Princess Leia...”
Don’t they call her General Leia it most of the Star Wars movies?
Plot Twist: She's both 😂
@@ScizzorSenpai When is she given the title of General?
@@kaldo_kaldo following the destruction of the first death star