I’m Mr. White Christmas I’m high on crack I’m going to prison And never coming back Friends call me High-Meiser Whatever I snort My brain starts to distort I’ll be in court Blblblblbb (He’s Mr. White Christmas) (He’s high on crack) I’m high on crack (He’s Mr. Snort It All) (He’s having a heart attack) Friends call me High-Meiser Whatever I snort My brain starts to distort Time for court (Woo!) I never wanna know a day where I’m all out of goods I would rather snort pounds three four fifty sixty in the woods (snort) oh yeah (He’s Mr. White Christmas he’s high on crack) I’m high! (He’s Mr. Snort It All) I will (He’s having a heart attack) Friends call me High-Meiser Whatever I snort My brain starts to distort (Wee!) I’m in court (In court)
No no no, We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye
@@TheGreatPapyrus420 no no no Alright guys, I'm doing "Take On Me" now Alright, ha-pa-ba-ba-ba I, I really, I really like this song, it sounds good Minin' away, I don't know what to mine I'll mine this anyway in this Minecraft day So beautiful, mine further down What's that I found? Mine diamonds (take on me) Mine diamonds (take on me) I'll mine them So far I've got two So easy to mine with my Minecraft pickaxe and shovels Hopefully they stay in my Minecraft chests So I'm gonna make a lock on it Mine diamonds Mine diamonds I'll mine them So far I've got two, ah I'm alright, I'm ready All these diamonds sittin' carefully away I'm getting worried if they might get stolen (turn it off) From my ender chest Wait, who is that? Holy sheep, it's Notch! Mine diamonds Mine diamonds Now they're safe now Now that they're safe now Mine diamonds Mine diamonds Uh, uh, thanks Thanks for listening guys and thanks for recommending this song
Are we gonna ignore the feels of that amazing vocal harmony at 0:32 though? When the back-up vocals sing: 🎵he's high *ON* crack🎵 That really takes me back...
Okay, it’s the fact that there was genuine effort putting into singing this. The henchmen were literally harmonizing. They were like a tenor and bass section in a choir, and it’s funny that a MEME has so much work put into it.
“I never wanna know a day where I’m all out of goods, I’d rather snort pounds three four fifty sixty in the woods!” Just the absolute genius of that bar. Absolutely charming.
im mister lone christmas im drinkin beer 0:06 - 0:10 I seeing through prisms and having a heart attack 0:11 - 0:16 friends call me drunk meiser when ever I drink my friends start to deplete Thats not elite 0:17 - 0:26\ *In sobbing voice* Hes mister lone Christmas he's drinking beer he's seeing through prisms and having a heart attack 0:29 - 0:39 friends call me drunk meiser when ever I drink my friends start to deplete Thats not elite I never wanna know a day where I'm all high dry id rather spend 5 10 20 30 35 0:51-1:01 Hes mister lone Christmas he's drinking beer he's seeing through prisms and having a heart attack 1:07- 1:15 friends call me drunk meiser when ever I drink my friends start to deplete Thats not elite 1:17 - 1:26
lol I looked for an extended version yesterday but I couldn’t find one. Looked today again and lo and behold here it is. Thanks for saving Christmas with this masterpiece.
Me arriving at a christmas family reunion after pulling two allnigthers and running on five cans of energy drinks, two cups of coffe and one cinnamon roll:
I'm Mr. White Christmas I'm high on crack I'm going to prison And never coming ba-a-ack Friends call me High-miser, Whatever I snort My brain starts to distort I'll be in court! * - * - * He's Mr. White Christmas He's high on crack - I'm high on crack! He's Mr. Snort-It-All - He's having a heart attack! Friends call me High-miser, Whatever I snort My brain starts to distort Time for court! ~ Wee!.. * - * - * I never wanna know a day where I'm all out of goods - I'd rather snort pounds 3 4 50 60 in the woods... ~ Snort ~ -- Oh yeah... He's Mr. White Christmas He's high on crack - I'm high! He's Mr. Snort-It-All - I'm well! - He's having a heart attack! Friends call me High-miser, Whatever I snort My brain starts to distort ~ Wee!.. I'm in court! -- in court!
I am here to remind you that I have currently executed the enough amount of unspecified goods to intoxicate myself, resulting me to collapse from unhealthy habits.
Lyrics: *opening music* I’m Mr. White Christmas, I’m high on crack. I’m going to prison, And never coming baaaaack! Friends call me High Miser, Whatever I snort, My brain starts to distort, (Ha ha!) I’ll be in court! (Blblblblblblblblb!) [Chorus] He’s Mr. White Christmas, He’s high on crack. (I’m high on crack!) He’s Mr. Snort It All, (Wheeeee!) He’s having a heart attack. Friends call me High Miser, Whatever I snort, My brain starts to distort, Time for court! (Wheee!) I never want to know a day where I’m all out of goods, I’d rather snort pounds three four fifty sixty in the woods! (*SNIFFFFF* Aww yeah.) [Chorus] He’s Mr. White Christmas, He’s high on crack. (I’m high!) He’s Mr. Snort It All, (I will!) He’s having a heart attack. Friends call me High Miser, Whatever I snort, My brain starts to distort, (Wheee!) I’m in court! (In court.) Edit: Grammar
CNS stimulants can cause psychosis after a lack of sleep from constant re-administration. Usually 3-5 days, sleeping a normal cycle would cause withdrawals so unless it's a bender once in a lifetime, you'll end up as a catalytic converter bandit
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I love how he just accepts that he’s going to court instead of dissing it
Prison ballad moment
It's like he's bragging about it 😭
I think he's to high to care
X} XD hahahaha
@@jeronimomartinezcalsina7690 agreed
Not even gonna lie, the backup singers' "he's high on crack" is just real damn nice to listen to
Also how casually they mention that he's having a heart attack even if he is dancing like no one's business!
missed a golden opportunity to call him "blow-miser"
Came here just to find this comment
A true visionary
high-miser works just as well
Real talk
Or snort miser
What a masterpiece
Based
There’s two versions of this but this one is ultimately funnier
I'm gonna have to agree with you on that, this has changed the way I watch, "A Year Without Santa Claus"
Ahh I see your a man of culture as well
“He’s having a heart attack” was the one that got me
I’m Mr. White Christmas
I’m high on crack
I’m going to prison
And never coming back
Friends call me High-Meiser
Whatever I snort
My brain starts to distort
I’ll be in court
Blblblblbb
(He’s Mr. White Christmas)
(He’s high on crack)
I’m high on crack
(He’s Mr. Snort It All)
(He’s having a heart attack)
Friends call me High-Meiser
Whatever I snort
My brain starts to distort
Time for court (Woo!)
I never wanna know a day where I’m all out of goods
I would rather snort pounds three four fifty sixty in the woods
(snort) oh yeah
(He’s Mr. White Christmas he’s high on crack)
I’m high!
(He’s Mr. Snort It All)
I will
(He’s having a heart attack)
Friends call me High-Meiser
Whatever I snort
My brain starts to distort (Wee!)
I’m in court
(In court)
No no no,
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
@@TheGreatPapyrus420 Oh No!
@@TheGreatPapyrus420 no no no
Alright guys, I'm doing "Take On Me" now
Alright, ha-pa-ba-ba-ba
I, I really, I really like this song, it sounds good
Minin' away, I don't know what to mine
I'll mine this anyway in this Minecraft day
So beautiful, mine further down
What's that I found?
Mine diamonds (take on me)
Mine diamonds (take on me)
I'll mine them
So far I've got two
So easy to mine with my Minecraft pickaxe and shovels
Hopefully they stay in my Minecraft chests
So I'm gonna make a lock on it
Mine diamonds
Mine diamonds
I'll mine them
So far I've got two, ah
I'm alright, I'm ready
All these diamonds sittin' carefully away
I'm getting worried if they might get stolen (turn it off)
From my ender chest
Wait, who is that?
Holy sheep, it's Notch!
Mine diamonds
Mine diamonds
Now they're safe now
Now that they're safe now
Mine diamonds
Mine diamonds
Uh, uh, thanks
Thanks for listening guys and thanks for recommending this song
@@TheGreatPapyrus420 NOOOO
Pass through another time and we'll have a good Time! (Snooooooooooort) WAH WAH HO HOOO!
Never thought I'd be rickrolled while looking for the original
Fucking same
This guy’s got a good voice, also the music is baller.
Based username
@@mrpineapple3942 Thank you.
Are we gonna ignore the feels of that amazing vocal harmony at 0:32 though? When the back-up vocals sing: 🎵he's high *ON* crack🎵
That really takes me back...
Probably.
0:35 “He’s mister *SNORT IT ALL* he’s having a heart attack” also has that feeling
@@Beefstudios_official eh, sort of...but I think there should be an 8 hour 3 second loop of just 0:32 thru 0:35 that would be epic.
He has an Epstein/Clinton/Biden vibe
@@garystinten9339 LMFAO! Jfc... yeah, that creep feel
Where's Mr. Green Christmas high on weed?
EDIT: Nvm it exists.
Man i thought i was the only one who thought that lol. Would absolutely love for that to happen then mix this one and that one.
we need dis
Mr. Green Saint Patrick's Day
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Okay, it’s the fact that there was genuine effort putting into singing this.
The henchmen were literally harmonizing. They were like a tenor and bass section in a choir, and it’s funny that a MEME has so much work put into it.
I sang this 2 years ago and I'm glad this guy reuploaded it! Thank you for enjoying it!
@@movieforceofficial you did amazing.
“I never wanna know a day where I’m all out of goods,
I’d rather snort pounds three four fifty sixty in the woods!”
Just the absolute genius of that bar. Absolutely charming.
this all seems like an oversimplified description of breaking bad.
I'm beginning to think that's not snow...
Both is fun, but only for a short time...
One smelts, the other smelts you
Wow..... I'm officially amazed
The lyrics are actually amazing
Why are there so many versions of this lmao.
This is great btw
This is probably my favorite one
You missed a golden opportunity to call him "Blow Miser"
1:05 I have officially lost it
*(SNOOOOOOOOORT)* Oh yah
@@denyhaguilar679 🎶he’s mr white Christmas he’s high on crack🎶
@@Randomradio8040
I'm high!
@@denyhaguilar679 🎶he’s mr snort it all he’s having a heart attack 🎶
@@Randomradio8040 friends call me high miser
Loved the original but this is great.. thank you..made my day
I haven't hard in a while, so this really cheered me up- a really funny video, man! Thanks for uploading this
Whats hard? 🗿
@@RupertXIX He's saying that this video cured his erectile dysfunction
@@Cheesycat501 thank you for clearing that up
@@RupertXIX really, it creates more questions than answers
I'm glad this video finally made you hard again :^)
Snow miser straight crippn !!
Thank you, I can now die peacefully
RIP
Then do it, coward.
A whole new meaning to White Christmas
Or something else 😏
This is gold
im mister lone christmas
im drinkin beer 0:06 - 0:10
I seeing through prisms
and having a heart attack 0:11 - 0:16
friends call me drunk meiser
when ever I drink
my friends start to deplete
Thats not elite 0:17 - 0:26\
*In sobbing voice*
Hes mister lone Christmas
he's drinking beer
he's seeing through prisms and
having a heart attack 0:29 - 0:39
friends call me drunk meiser
when ever I drink
my friends start to deplete
Thats not elite
I never wanna know a day
where I'm all high dry
id rather spend
5
10
20
30
35 0:51-1:01
Hes mister lone Christmas
he's drinking beer
he's seeing through prisms and
having a heart attack 1:07- 1:15
friends call me drunk meiser
when ever I drink
my friends start to deplete
Thats not elite 1:17 - 1:26
lol I looked for an extended version yesterday but I couldn’t find one. Looked today again and lo and behold here it is. Thanks for saving Christmas with this masterpiece.
"Friends call me high miser. Whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort Weee"
I'll be in court
I love the rhymes in this
Also
I like your Kaos pfp
Me arriving at a christmas family reunion after pulling two allnigthers and running on five cans of energy drinks, two cups of coffe and one cinnamon roll:
I'm Mr. White Christmas
I'm high on crack
I'm going to prison
And never coming ba-a-ack
Friends call me High-miser,
Whatever I snort
My brain starts to distort
I'll be in court!
* - * - *
He's Mr. White Christmas
He's high on crack - I'm high on crack!
He's Mr. Snort-It-All -
He's having a heart attack!
Friends call me High-miser,
Whatever I snort
My brain starts to distort
Time for court! ~ Wee!..
* - * - *
I never wanna know a day where I'm all out of goods -
I'd rather snort pounds 3 4 50 60 in the woods...
~ Snort ~ -- Oh yeah...
He's Mr. White Christmas
He's high on crack - I'm high!
He's Mr. Snort-It-All - I'm well! -
He's having a heart attack!
Friends call me High-miser,
Whatever I snort
My brain starts to distort ~ Wee!..
I'm in court!
-- in court!
Something tells me he’ll fit right in at Miami Dade’s correctional facility
HIGH MEISER
With the description all I have to say is: Well played
This made my fucking day! Been looking for a full version!!!
Why is this actually a fucking banger
Yeah honestly I almost unironically find it better than the original musically
I enjoy this very much 🤣
Thank you for this
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL ❄️❤️
"i will!"
i died there
That was hilarious, great cover, I was surprised at how much I liked this video.
Ok, but this video is just, chef's kiss, I'm WHEEZING 😭😭😭
Thanks for providing the link in the description
I am here to remind you that I have currently executed the enough amount of unspecified goods to intoxicate myself, resulting me to collapse from unhealthy habits.
Wtf did I find here, this wasn't recommended to me I just managed to actually find this by searching...
That "*snort*.. oh yea.." got me on the floor laughing
He’s Mr. White Christmas. He’s high on snow.
He’s got a truck out back with 200 lbs. of blow.
(Just came up with that off the top of my head BTW)
Is anyone gonna talk about the attempted rickroll in the description? No? Just me? Okie dokie then
This is beautiful
hello past me
That Snort at the end was in 18k
bruh i got rickrolled by the description
I have no idea how this got on my recommended..... But MAN THE MEME POTENTIAL!!!
Can't stop listening to the beginning
After 2 months of fucking work I've figured out the guitar chords for this shit I can finally ruin Christmas thank god
A work of art
The link in desc to the original is a rick roll......
Well played freind, well played
was just watching the original with my family. he's having a heart attack kills me dude
Someone needs to make a version that says "im mr white racist"
And yet he remains Mr. Snow
Beautiful
This is the best version
Irony is they probably were with all the "special ingredient" sodas 😂😂
Why did my friends just now decide to send this to me in JANUARY
This song slaps harder than my dad slapping my mom
Breaking bad Christmas special
Lyrics:
*opening music*
I’m Mr. White Christmas,
I’m high on crack.
I’m going to prison,
And never coming baaaaack!
Friends call me High Miser,
Whatever I snort,
My brain starts to distort,
(Ha ha!)
I’ll be in court!
(Blblblblblblblblb!)
[Chorus]
He’s Mr. White Christmas,
He’s high on crack.
(I’m high on crack!)
He’s Mr. Snort It All,
(Wheeeee!)
He’s having a heart attack.
Friends call me High Miser,
Whatever I snort,
My brain starts to distort,
Time for court!
(Wheee!)
I never want to know a day where I’m all out of goods,
I’d rather snort pounds three four fifty sixty in the woods!
(*SNIFFFFF* Aww yeah.)
[Chorus]
He’s Mr. White Christmas,
He’s high on crack.
(I’m high!)
He’s Mr. Snort It All,
(I will!)
He’s having a heart attack.
Friends call me High Miser,
Whatever I snort,
My brain starts to distort,
(Wheee!)
I’m in court!
(In court.)
Edit: Grammar
I revisit this video at least once a year.
Oh my god.
I thought this was gonna be a YTP or something, but it's a legit beautiful cover
Guys go watch the original video in the description!!! Wow!
His voice is more fitting for him too...
that a FUCKING genius rickroll
Herb from Cookie Run Kingdom be like:
So this is why there is no snow in Hungary
Absolute perfection
Now we need one about mr Florida
Yo put this on Spotify plz
I pressed the link in the description and now I’m mad
Eminem has been real quiet since this dropped.
That’s getting suspicious
Ah my favorite Christmas song
Thanks to CZcams’s new update, I now know that the link is to Never Gonna Give You Up 😂
I'm Mr.Green Christmas I'm high on weed
Banger alert
Wow it is amazing what goes over your head when you are younger- I totally forgot these were the lyrics!
This is teh best version of Crack Miser.
Is anyone gonna bring up how he literally said “original by the UnshakenVA” and the link is just a Rick roll
Thanks Joesepipi
lmao
I saw it in his video too lmao
This is 2 years old already!?
Damn I remember when this video was still just a few days old.
This is even better at 1.5 speed.
Wait really? Lemme check
Edit:yes it is 😂
Disappointed the court parts weren't "i took too much"
i like the original in the description
The original was cool and it was cool of you to put the link in the desc. Thanks, “friend”
i adore this
GTAV shut down on PS3/Xbox360 when this video released ;~;
He’s Mr. White Christmas
He’s high on crack
He’s Mr. Snort It cause
All those are years hes never getting back
I'm cackling at 10pm. Good work
Come back when it’s 3am
I love getting rickrolled by a original link
This is peak humanity 👌.
CNS stimulants can cause psychosis after a lack of sleep from constant re-administration. Usually 3-5 days, sleeping a normal cycle would cause withdrawals so unless it's a bender once in a lifetime, you'll end up as a catalytic converter bandit
truly beautiful
I have the spider web umbrella and it was one of my favorite cosmetics but I'm kind of sad that it wont be as rare as it used to be.
Based.
tf that mean
yo this is my uncle's theme song
First the guy high on weed, now this! Yay!