"I was invited to a meeting with a major pharmaceutical company in Northern Ireland. During that meeting, I absent-mindedly picked up what I assumed to be a pack of complimentary tissues. It was not until I got home that I realized that it had actually been £100,000 in cash. Naturally I wrapped the cash up along with a note apologizing for the mix-up, and posted it back to the company. Unfortunately, I forgot to wear my glasses, and what I assumed to be the post box was in fact the night deposit box at my local bank. As soon as I was aware that the money had gone into my account, I called my bank and instructed them to transfer the money back to the pharmaceutical company. Unbeknownst to me, however, the Russian gentleman on the other end of the line misunderstood, and transferred the money to a Cayman Islands account whose owner I am informed happens to share the same name as me. The money is therefore sadly unrecoverable, and as far as I am concerned, that is the end of the matter."
I always used to think the big bronze safety deposit boxes were letterboxes. 50 years later and I find that innocent MPs can also be labouring under the same misapprehension. Nicely written sir!
@@rodgerq It was ages before I realised that it was him playing the crap hypnotist. "There never was a Blackadder three, and it was called Blackadder the third anyway, it never existed"
“After a successful day clapping for the NHS, I was invited into an aides office, for what I thought, was a meeting to discuss health care reform. Upon entering the office, I slipped on a carelessly discarded lateral flow test and Im afaird to say a part of my body entered hers. As far as Im concerned that is the end of the matter”
Whilst working late one evening before Xmas myself and several hundred colleagues became trapped in the function room of No.10 with nothing to survive but cheese and alcoholic drinks. I slipped on the wet floor and hit the button on the stereo, which although broke, played Xmas music An electrician managed to repair the stereo at 2am the next day and turn it off. They're was no party. That is all I've got to say on the matter
Because the ones they're better known for haven't aged as well. At the time this was probably considered less funny, but this is still a sketch you could make today and it would be relevant. The more well known sketches have more of a punch down style of comedy. Punching down at minorities, the disabled, the trans community etc. There's even outright blackface, with characters such as Andy, Anne, Emily Howard, Desiree, Ting Tong etc. Comedy often doesn't age very well and you certainly would not be making a good portion of those sketches today.
“Punching down minorities” Paul, you’re the problem mate. Ask the minorities if they felt punched down or instead found them really funny, instead of condescending us.
"Whilst conversing with an acquaintance I'd made on the Grinder application on my mobile phone. I accidentally took a photograph of my genitals and sent it to him. The acquaintance seemed most impressed by this and asked me if any of my fellow MP's would also want to send him photos of their genitalia? I now understand that sending him their numbers was a foolish thing to do, but if anything, I'm the victim and any criticism is tantamount to victim shaming." William Wragg MP 2024
Love the way Lucas, as the wife, just stands there with the false supportive facial expression, whilst listening to her husband's blatant cover-up scripted lies. Absolutely brilliant these two. Genius comedy 👏👏😂😂👌👌❤️❤️
and the shuffling of kids. First, it's the girl in front of Walliams, than it's the boy, and in the last excuse, they are both safely in front of Lucas.
Reminds me of Hilary Clinton when she found out about Bill Clinton's affairs with Gennifer Flowers and Monica Lewinsky and sexual harassment of Paula Jones among many others.
Yes I think he did ... how long he is going to hide behind his mother’s skirts?!!! It’s time he goes to jail he won’t be the first monarch or the last👍🏼‼️everyone is worry about Harry and ignore the real crimes⁉️⁉️⁉️
as all 40 of us entered the room for our business meeting we noticed some bottles of unopened wine and uneaten cheese on the table. These items were near there sell-by date so we decided to drink the wine and eat the cheese. During this and while not under humurous circumstances we found some discarded items and decided to exhange them to each other in a highly randomized fashion which can construed as the ritual known as "Secret Santa". This was not a party but a highly randomized series of events and I consider the matter closed thank you
“I have a condition that I got from an overdose of adrenaline in the falklands war that stops me from sweating so I could not have been sweating on that girl”
To be pedantic, I think it was probably a green/blue screen situation so that the young children didn't actually have to listen to the graphic details of what Walliams was saying.
Unfortunately there was a mix up at the airport ,and I ended up on a private plane , I found out later this plane was known as the Lolita express , this private plane landed at Jeffery Epstiens island in the Bahamas with a number off other younger passengers on a school trip ,cuoisidently I had meet Jeffery in the past and he provided accommodation for me fortunately , Unfortunately there were no returning flights for 2 weeks , so I was stuck on Jefferys island , in the 2 weeks wile on the island I cannot remember much , I categorically cannot even remember sweating , due to heat exposure , regards Andrew
The thing is there are some people in real life that would give a statement similar to that and expect the public to believe it. Then you get the “ My wife is standing by me through all this ....she is my rock!!”......Oh yeah?? I think David and Matt really do this sketch well. Matt is hilarious simply saying nothing!..... comedy gold.
This sketch is sadly based in reality. There were a String of British politicians literally caught with their pants down in the 80s and 90s and their ridiculous statements were the inspiration for Walliams and Lucas.
This is very funny considering that we're going through all the bull in Australia at the moment with a general election on the way and while no Politician has had to make these types of excuses, when I see Pollies with the head nodders behind them I think of Little Britain
I miss Little Britain. Loved this sketch. Loved Matt doing the ever supportive, smiling wife. Notice how, as they progress through the incidents, the kids are moved around each time. In the final, they end up standing with the wife, clutching their shoulders, keeping them 'safe'.
It's a pity LB is now more remembered for those two grotesque overweight women characters pursued by the fat-fetishist played by Rob Brydon. Oh and the Thai ladyboy bride in the last series. They were at their height in the second series, I think. Still not a patch on the LoG though.
Notice that the editing is genius -- all of the shots where he says something "uncomfortable" are close ups -- the kids are not present. The cut shots are blended perfectly.
I don't know how many times I've been watching these, but they never get old. And in real life, always same words we are hearing, from different faces. Comedy gold!!
I was driving past Heathrow when I accidently fell on a plane and ended up in Amsterdam. After I had a coffee and a smoke in a local cafe, I felt a headache coming on, So to sooth the pain I headed to a street where the red lighting was easier on my eyes.
and it ggot cancelled by the fakewoke narcissistic constantly offended cancel-culture mob mainly because its characters/personas were so SPOT-ON! Best comedy series ever! Today's "woke" comedies are a BORE....
"I felt it my duty to tell everyone not to have a Christmas party. However, shortly after that time, my phone accidentally created a Facebook event and, unfortunately, I inadvertently told all my mates to bring cheese and wine."
As I looked at my phone in the House of Commons my thumb slipped on the screen and a pornographic movie appeared magically. It seemed educational so I watched on to see what I could learn as this is the first time ever I have seen one. I was admiring the contents of the movie and learning so much that I forgot where I was and unfortunately a right honourable gentleman decided to take my picture for his own well being. That is all I have to say about the matter.
Yes, clever editing. For shots like this they usually do two takes with two different scripts. The G-rated one (when kids are present) and the R-rated one when they're not... then the magic of editing happens. They do this in all shows where there is some really horrible stuff going on 'in front' of children when in fact the children are totally safe.
“On Thursday evening after a successful day of saving lives and protecting the NHS, I walked in to my office to see Gina choking on a throat swab from our world beating test and trace kits. I immediately tried to dislodge it with my tongue to save her life…”
So it must have been you I ‘slipped into ‘ as I could hardly see anything in the dark, I had to feel my way around everyone. My wife is standing by me. New kitchen arrives next week.
She is a great wife "stay quiet and think of the car expense account, weekends at Checkers and assisting government introductions. ". It makes the sugar that makes the medicine go down sweeter.
On a meeting to negotiate the Brexit withdrawal agreement, I slipped and accidentally signed the Northern Ireland protocol that had been left on a table by the EU.
Any politicical party would be thrilled with gentleman as a PR consultant. While he is apoligising for a weekend daliance the government are doing something shadier in the background. This man has a bright future ahead of him.
Hilarious, but it's particularly funny because it is so close to real past MP's ridiculous excuses. The most recent being Cummings - his being let off the hook by his chum Johnson for his totally uncredible laughable explanations will never be forgotten. Indeed, it was the start of the people losing complete trust in the government at a time when trust in government was essential. And the holier than thou loyal tory wife is captured to a tee. Brilliant.
I was innocently waiting for the bus to take me to the animal sanctuary where I carry out voluntary, unpaid work and I inadvertently stepped onto a private lear jet. Before I knew it I was on a Caribbean island representing its government against my own. I was held against my will in a beachside villa for several weeks before I managed to escape and find my way home again. I have absolutely no idea how that £6m found it’s way into my off-shore bank account. I have nothing more to add at this stage
"Unfortunately, my foot accidentally slipped onto the accelerator and I inadvertently drove 500 miles to Barnard Castle".
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Far funnier and far more relevant than this compilation. well done sir!!
Genius
@Andrew Armand Yes, it is very funny.
@Andrew Armand I hate the left too
Matt Lucas' face throughout all these steals it
Tears rolling down my face watching his reaction
Yes exactly. And the kids move over to Matt hehe.
And the way the kids are standing there.
When Matt's in a sketch, nobody else stands a chance!
@violence 32 76 I think it works better like this.
Knew after the news about Hancock people would be searching for this clip.
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We love our humour too much lads so had to be done 😂
Haha yes lad
Snap!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣👍I've shared it on FB.
Absolutely 💯 👍😄
"I was invited to a meeting with a major pharmaceutical company in Northern Ireland. During that meeting, I absent-mindedly picked up what I assumed to be a pack of complimentary tissues. It was not until I got home that I realized that it had actually been £100,000 in cash. Naturally I wrapped the cash up along with a note apologizing for the mix-up, and posted it back to the company. Unfortunately, I forgot to wear my glasses, and what I assumed to be the post box was in fact the night deposit box at my local bank. As soon as I was aware that the money had gone into my account, I called my bank and instructed them to transfer the money back to the pharmaceutical company. Unbeknownst to me, however, the Russian gentleman on the other end of the line misunderstood, and transferred the money to a Cayman Islands account whose owner I am informed happens to share the same name as me. The money is therefore sadly unrecoverable, and as far as I am concerned, that is the end of the matter."
Brilliant. I kept subvocalizing David's voice as I read
You have a talent for this...excellent stuff 🙂
I always used to think the big bronze safety deposit boxes were letterboxes. 50 years later and I find that innocent MPs can also be labouring under the same misapprehension.
Nicely written sir!
Absolutely spot on 😂😂😂
Well written
I love how Matt Lucas looks like a real and dignified wife and mother of two.
i didnt even realise it was him
Tory Family Values are so important? Until the next shagging opportunity comes along….
Yeah he's nailed it so well 🤣🤣
@@rodgerq It was ages before I realised that it was him playing the crap hypnotist. "There never was a Blackadder three, and it was called Blackadder the third anyway, it never existed"
I think he studied real politicians wives. He’s spot on. Wish they’d bring back little Britain. Fuck these touch sensitive twats
“After a successful day clapping for the NHS, I was invited into an aides office, for what I thought, was a meeting to discuss health care reform. Upon entering the office, I slipped on a carelessly discarded lateral flow test and Im afaird to say a part of my body entered hers. As far as Im concerned that is the end of the matter”
Boris quoted the last bit almost word for word...
Be very aware of the dangers of murray mints and glacier cherries, many a promising conservative ministerial career ruined by such impertinent items!
@@truth2power A Sweet-tooth indeed....
Ooooo matron@!@
The funniest part of your story is. Idiots did clap like seals.and they wore the muzzle and took the jab. Pmsl.
Who’s here after Matt Hancock just got caught and anticipating his story being like this sketch 😆
Exactly that 😆
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The wife and two children gradually standing further away 😂
Good spot!
...and wearing different clothes
@@mariannacsinger788 as people tend to do
His wife was probably worried he might slip on something and goodness knows what might have happened.
@@reasonablyserious She means it's two different scenes genius 😂
'invited me into their cubicle to talk to them about government policy'😂😂😂
It’s up there with Private Eye’s “discussions about Uganda”
Is that what they said? I sub-titles worked when I watched it.
We've all done it!!!!
omg that scene was hilarious. inviting a grown man into a public cubicle at 3am in morning to have chat about politics lol
Whilst working late one evening before Xmas myself and several hundred colleagues became trapped in the function room of No.10 with nothing to survive but cheese and alcoholic drinks. I slipped on the wet floor and hit the button on the stereo, which although broke, played Xmas music An electrician managed to repair the stereo at 2am the next day and turn it off. They're was no party. That is all I've got to say on the matter
🥜🥜🥜🥜🍿🍿🍿 maybe that will be in his announcement on tomorrow
@@larryw2589 That was his announcement.
@@forthrightgambitia1032 lol I didn’t expect it was that bad. The #workevent is now the running gag on social media
@@larryw2589 What was surrealist comedy 20 years ago is now news.
Magnificent XD
I swear these lesser known little britain sketches are so much better than the ones they're remembered for.
Same with Monty Python
Because the ones they're better known for haven't aged as well. At the time this was probably considered less funny, but this is still a sketch you could make today and it would be relevant.
The more well known sketches have more of a punch down style of comedy. Punching down at minorities, the disabled, the trans community etc. There's even outright blackface, with characters such as Andy, Anne, Emily Howard, Desiree, Ting Tong etc. Comedy often doesn't age very well and you certainly would not be making a good portion of those sketches today.
Lies again? Half Man Half Woman
“Punching down minorities” Paul, you’re the problem mate. Ask the minorities if they felt punched down or instead found them really funny, instead of condescending us.
@@ah7910 blackface is problematic mate, whichever way you look at it.
"Whilst conversing with an acquaintance I'd made on the Grinder application on my mobile phone. I accidentally took a photograph of my genitals and sent it to him. The acquaintance seemed most impressed by this and asked me if any of my fellow MP's would also want to send him photos of their genitalia? I now understand that sending him their numbers was a foolish thing to do, but if anything, I'm the victim and any criticism is tantamount to victim shaming." William Wragg MP 2024
Love the way Lucas, as the wife, just stands there with the false supportive facial expression, whilst listening to her husband's blatant cover-up scripted lies. Absolutely brilliant these two. Genius comedy 👏👏😂😂👌👌❤️❤️
and the shuffling of kids. First, it's the girl in front of Walliams, than it's the boy, and in the last excuse, they are both safely in front of Lucas.
@@barvdw That's subtle! I watched this when it first came out and didn't spot it til you pointed it out
Reminds me of Hilary Clinton when she found out about Bill Clinton's affairs with Gennifer Flowers and Monica Lewinsky and sexual harassment of Paula Jones among many others.
Captain obvious
It was a cover up with scripted lies????
Are you sure???
Prince Andrew's "I don't sweat" 😂
You are not only very funny, but SO right! 🤣🤣🤣
Your comment is spot on 🤣🤣🤣
He was like - “Check Mate”.
Dominic Cummings' drive to test his eyesight
This is legitimately one of the best sketches ever created.
“I slipped on a glacé cherry and landed inside one of the men”. I’m dying.
Did prince Andrew use this to train for his interview.
😳 😆🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
yes, he'd never heard of LIttle Britain and a mischievous footman told him Lucas & Walliams were corporate image consultants
He trained? LMAO I don't think so.
Yes I think he did ... how long he is going to hide behind his mother’s skirts?!!! It’s time he goes to jail he won’t be the first monarch or the last👍🏼‼️everyone is worry about Harry and ignore the real crimes⁉️⁉️⁉️
Ha. 'Train'
Always reminds me of Dominic Cummings trip to Barnard Castle story.
snap :) I just mentioned that to my mum a few minutes before reading your comment and that's why i looked up this video :)
You can read today about Szájer József, in Brussels in a gay bar, with drugs. He is a member of the homophobe ultraconservative Hungarian party.
Ron Davies and his "moment of madness"
He probably watched this for inspiration before the press conference.
this is pretty much any mp making a statement EVER 😂
as all 40 of us entered the room for our business meeting we noticed some bottles of unopened wine and uneaten cheese on the table. These items were near there sell-by date so we decided to drink the wine and eat the cheese. During this and while not under humurous circumstances we found some discarded items and decided to exhange them to each other in a highly randomized fashion which can construed as the ritual known as "Secret Santa". This was not a party but a highly randomized series of events and I consider the matter closed thank you
Matt Hancock watching this for tips as we speak.
I like to think these genuinely were accidents and this guy is just incredibly innocent/unlucky
I don't lol 🤣
you surely mean "lucky"? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I never thought of it that way before, but that actually makes it funnier.
Incredibly innocent 😂
The lying about it being true is much more fun and funnier
“I have a condition that I got from an overdose of adrenaline in the falklands war that stops me from sweating so I could not have been sweating on that girl”
He said whilst sweating profusely on Newsnight...!
LOL! That makes Sir Norman Fry's excuses, sound perfectly credible!
He was telling the truth.
The liquid wasn't sweat...
For something to be funny it has to be believable
Amazing how Matt Lucas manages to maintain that expression on his face throughout the sketch!
To be pedantic, I think it was probably a green/blue screen situation so that the young children didn't actually have to listen to the graphic details of what Walliams was saying.
Yeah I wonder how many takes it took
It's so funny in one of the sketches where he kisses her.
Matt Lucas as the wife absolutely makes this bit
Hear these kind of stories all the time in hospital when they come in to have objects removed from their arse.
Lol
"I went to the shops and forgot my keys so I had to climb the drainpipe and I fell on the tomato ketchup bottle" is 100% something I've heard
@@StephenThe3rd wtf? are you serious? did you manage to keep a strait (no pun intended), face?
Tory ministers "Poor bloke.... bloody good chap... I buggered him once at Eton... straight as an arrow"
Down low to new depths ...LOL
Facts 🤣🤣
Why Tory when the latest was Vaz lol...
Haha. Was that one of Tim nice but Dim's lines?
@@2490debrick That comment didn't age well.
I love how by the last sketch, he is physically distant from his family 😂😂😂
British humour is unbeatable and the world loves it.
Most MP’s learn from this sketch on how to give an interview!
Brilliant comedy Gold at its best. Bring back Little Britain!
Unfortunately there was a mix up at the airport ,and I ended up on a private plane , I found out later this plane was known as the Lolita express , this private plane landed at Jeffery Epstiens island in the Bahamas with a number off other younger passengers on a school trip ,cuoisidently I had meet Jeffery in the past and he provided accommodation for me fortunately , Unfortunately there were no returning flights for 2 weeks , so I was stuck on Jefferys island , in the 2 weeks wile on the island I cannot remember much , I categorically cannot even remember sweating , due to heat exposure , regards Andrew
''I slipped on a Glacé cherry, and landed INSIDE one of the men'' LMFAO.
Yes we all heard it and laughed too!
You f'in laugh, but this Saudi guy actually used this as a defense for rape! He said he fell and his penis entered the victim!
It wasn’t a party, it was a work event! 😂😂😂😂
Obviously this comedy gold will never be repeated on the BBC and it's doubtful we will ever see it's like on national television again
Becaause it mocks the truth and shows people what those in power are like
God bless DVDs.
@@theveedubsnut4723 no...
It's because people get butt hurt and no one can take a joke
alas
Yeah cause people dont have a sense of humour anymore. They dont even get the point of satire
The thing is there are some people in real life that would give a statement similar to that and expect the public to believe it. Then you get the “ My wife is standing by me through all this ....she is my rock!!”......Oh yeah??
I think David and Matt really do this sketch well. Matt is hilarious simply saying nothing!..... comedy gold.
How would this sketch go over in Belarus or Iran I wonder .
Like a statement from This Mornings 😆🤣😂
Judge judy has a comment about rain...
This sketch is sadly based in reality. There were a String of British politicians literally caught with their pants down in the 80s and 90s and their ridiculous statements were the inspiration for Walliams and Lucas.
This is very funny considering that we're going through all the bull in Australia at the moment with a general election on the way and while no Politician has had to make these types of excuses, when I see Pollies with the head nodders behind them I think of Little Britain
I miss Little Britain. Loved this sketch. Loved Matt doing the ever supportive, smiling wife. Notice how, as they progress through the incidents, the kids are moved around each time. In the final, they end up standing with the wife, clutching their shoulders, keeping them 'safe'.
It's a pity LB is now more remembered for those two grotesque overweight women characters pursued by the fat-fetishist played by Rob Brydon. Oh and the Thai ladyboy bride in the last series.
They were at their height in the second series, I think. Still not a patch on the LoG though.
@@anonUK LoG was and remains the best!
Matt Hanocks apology for cheating be like
He's posh so he must be telling the truth.
All perfectly feasible reasons.
This never ages!
Notice that the editing is genius -- all of the shots where he says something "uncomfortable" are close ups -- the kids are not present. The cut shots are blended perfectly.
That's my favourite part; that it looks like the kids are there when he's talking about spit roasting and wotnot. 😂
‘I have decided to resign from my post, as I wish to spend more time with my family’
As one appears to be unfortunately predisposed to unfortunate and accidental mishaps!
Then 3 days later the family moves out
I don't know how many times I've been watching these, but they never get old. And in real life, always same words we are hearing, from different faces. Comedy gold!!
I was driving past Heathrow when I accidently fell on a plane and ended up in Amsterdam. After I had a coffee and a smoke in a local cafe, I felt a headache coming on, So to sooth the pain I headed to a street where the red lighting was easier on my eyes.
The Number 10 Downing Street Press Office would love to hire you
Never forget David Mellor using his family in this way after his fling with a shift worker in 1980s.
This will be Matt Hancock later today.
I remember watching this as a kid I always thought it was so boring.
I didn't understand anything but now it's so funny I can't 😂
Lucas deserves an Oscar for "his her" looks alone. Little Britain 🇬🇧 one of the best comedy teams ever...👏👏👏😁
and it ggot cancelled by the fakewoke narcissistic constantly offended cancel-culture mob mainly because its characters/personas were so SPOT-ON! Best comedy series ever! Today's "woke" comedies are a BORE....
Keith Vaz: Lets get this party started
...i was searching for Tractors, and inadvertently selected another website with a similar name😂🤦♂️🤦♂️
He has the full support of the prime minister, who considers the matter closed
Matt Lucas’s facial expressions are brilliant 😂😂😂
Basically how Boris is defending himself now lol
I was looking at a video of a tractor…
One of the (few) upsides of the tories being in power is these clips will never stop being relevant!
Neil Parish MP "stumbling on porn" while looking for tractors online brought be back to this clip...same hilarious excuses!😂
To be fair the search engine probably predictive guessed 'massive tits' instead of 'massey tractor' 😂
In his defense most of that has happened to me several times....
Do you want your watch back? I've given it good cleaning. Maybe don't like it for a while
Spoken like a true politician.
It’s the faithful family standing by him that makes it so good 😃
"I felt it my duty to tell everyone not to have a Christmas party. However, shortly after that time, my phone accidentally created a Facebook event and, unfortunately, I inadvertently told all my mates to bring cheese and wine."
This sketch is possibly their funniest IMO. The politician’s lying non verbals & the wife’s smile while disgusted. Hilarious.
As I looked at my phone in the House of Commons my thumb slipped on the screen and a pornographic movie appeared magically. It seemed educational so I watched on to see what I could learn as this is the first time ever I have seen one. I was admiring the contents of the movie and learning so much that I forgot where I was and unfortunately a right honourable gentleman decided to take my picture for his own well being.
That is all I have to say about the matter.
" I accidentally drove my car to that castle not realising I was partially blind"
Dammit I hate it when I accidentally slip and enter another person
This is a true depiction of the Conservative party!
I like the way the kids aren’t included in the naughty bits. Good camera work!
Does that mean they weren't there when he was saying it?
This is the BBC, the kids were probably there all the time.
@@SamuelBlack84 they weren’t there when he was in talking about the sexual bits. That’s why you only see him and not the whole family.
@@misterprecocious2491 I think the house they filmed at is in ‘Jimmy Saville Avenue’
Yes, clever editing. For shots like this they usually do two takes with two different scripts. The G-rated one (when kids are present) and the R-rated one when they're not... then the magic of editing happens. They do this in all shows where there is some really horrible stuff going on 'in front' of children when in fact the children are totally safe.
Probably their best sketch, absolutely nailed it.
Matt Hancock here researching for his speech.
Little Britain is cult and of ingenious quality!
Greetings from Germany 🧡🧡🧡
“On Thursday evening after a successful day of saving lives and protecting the NHS, I walked in to my office to see Gina choking on a throat swab from our world beating test and trace kits. I immediately tried to dislodge it with my tongue to save her life…”
lmao
Matts barely contained rage in the last clip is killing me 🤣🤣🤣
Tractor website now :)
The House of Coomons
Matt Hancock will be having one of these sometime in the future
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Seems like it might be coming sooner than you think 😂
Wow. You saw into the future 😂
This comment has aged like a fine wine
And here we are in that anticipated future at Hancocks expense. Brilliant haha. 🤣🤣
Still more believable than anything the current PM says
Which on we’ve had 3 in 6 weeks
@@Random_-Dude you beat me to it! 😂
There have been 3 PMs since this comment and I have no idea to which one you are referring to xD
@@tyranitararmaldo I think I was referring to Johnson at the time but any of the three will do
This has aged well 😂
Ah yes, British József Szájer himself.
This disturbingly 100% correct xD
You beat me to it. Was just about to add this.
Did his clothes accidentally fall off too?
What a cad old Jozsef was. Does he still spend Summer's at his Bavarian Lodge?.
@@mrman8541 yes :)
The teeth are an amazing little detail
The way he just says “spit roast” is fucking hilarious omg
Absolutely bloody Marvellous. Good old English humour. 🏴👍🏻
This could happen to anyone. It happens to me every weekend at the gay disco. I'm so clumsy sometimes.
None of this happens to me , I'm too busy shagging birds!
Tch tch tch
And not a glace cherry in sight.
So it must have been you I ‘slipped into ‘ as I could hardly see anything in the dark, I had to feel my way around everyone.
My wife is standing by me.
New kitchen arrives next week.
@@sirbarnabyst.johntoffingto9017 how vanilla 😉
This is hilarious. It is amazing how talented these two are playing so many different characters.
Philip Schofield statement 😂😂
Brilliant. Mrs Schofield putting a brave face on
She is a great wife "stay quiet and think of the car expense account, weekends at Checkers and assisting government introductions. ". It makes the sugar that makes the medicine go down sweeter.
It’s quite clever, the rude bits are zoomed in so that the kids didn’t have to hear.
Yahh I think it was shot separately
It's so relevant!!
You know the strangest thing is, this could actually happen for real in 2021 and no one in government would bat an eyelid.
It's already happened a couple of times since you wrote the comment.
On a meeting to negotiate the Brexit withdrawal agreement, I slipped and accidentally signed the Northern Ireland protocol that had been left on a table by the EU.
so brilliant
Sir Norman sounds like he has all the credentials to be Conservative Chief Whip!
Any politicical party would be thrilled with gentleman as a PR consultant. While he is apoligising for a weekend daliance the government are doing something shadier in the background. This man has a bright future ahead of him.
This will be Matt Hancock over the next few days 🤣
i came here just because i knew what the comments would be 😂 didn’t disappoint
This is Boris Johnson apologising for no. 10 parties.
Are you here because of Neil Parsh?
Hilarious, but it's particularly funny because it is so close to real past MP's ridiculous excuses. The most recent being Cummings - his being let off the hook by his chum Johnson for his totally uncredible laughable explanations will never be forgotten. Indeed, it was the start of the people losing complete trust in the government at a time when trust in government was essential. And the holier than thou loyal tory wife is captured to a tee. Brilliant.
I don't think they are chums today! But then the tories have always been back stabbers and not only with knives (wink wink)
@@grahamnancledra7036 Amnesia ? What like Hartlepool and the workers by Labour? No one knows backstabbing like Labour factions.
and now Neil !!!
A new word was born during this time..."Misremembered"😅Shakespeare would be turning in his grave...
I've come back to these Sketches on the eve of high-level resignations in the Tory party, July 2022, and it's just as if these are for real.
Philip Scofield speech.
“It was at that moment, I slipped on a discarded piece of PPE, and a part of my body accidentally entered Gina…”
Entered her Gina
I was innocently waiting for the bus to take me to the animal sanctuary where I carry out voluntary, unpaid work and I inadvertently stepped onto a private lear jet. Before I knew it I was on a Caribbean island representing its government against my own. I was held against my will in a beachside villa for several weeks before I managed to escape and find my way home again.
I have absolutely no idea how that £6m found it’s way into my off-shore bank account. I have nothing more to add at this stage
This clip should be on the BBC news this morning
A spit roast LMFAO. That got me in tears.
When you need a good laugh, just watch some clips of Little Britain.