The Plague Doctor's Apprentice | ASMR

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  • It's your first day on the job as the apprentice to Corvus D. Clemmons, Arkham Sanitarium's resident Plague Doctor. Joining you is another resident patient who has volunteered to be the test subject for your first training session:
    00:00:00 Introductions
    00:03:12 The Test Subject
    00:08:33 Apprenticeship, begin!
    00:09:00 Testing Patient Responsiveness
    00:12:35 Patient Questionnaire
    00:18:45 Patient Health Checkup
    00:21:38 Treatment #1: Peculiar Plastic Pouch
    00:24:14 Apprentice & Plastic Pouch
    00:26:34 Treatment #2: Foot Massage
    00:31:26 Apprentice & Foot Massage
    00:35:24 Treatment #3: Scalp Massage
    00:37:48 Apprentice & Scalp Massage
    00:41:20 Treatment #4: Hand Massage
    00:43:26 Treatment #5: Calming Hand Motions
    00:45:48 Apprentice & Calming Hand Motions
    00:47:40 Treatment #6: Wooden Mallet
    00:49:55 Apprentice & Wooden Mallet
    00:51:33 Treatment #7: Brushing
    00:53:26 Apprentice & Brushing
    00:55:20 The Apprenticeship Reward
    00:57:15 Treatment #8: Monster Hands
    00:58:50 Apprentice & Monster Hands
    01:01:31 Treatment #9: Keyboard
    01:02:58 Apprentice & Keyboard
    01:05:02 Treatment #10: Pestle and Mortar
    01:06:35 Apprentice & Pestle and Mortar
    01:10:15 Treatment #11: Bottle Cap, Shadow Speak & Sleep
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    What is ASMR? It is both a sensation and a medium.
    ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current, non-scientific name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant.
    ASMR videos are meant to intentionally help induce this sensation, also referred to as "tingles", but also provide a relaxing, calming, soothing, therapeutic and even entertaining experience for the viewer.
    Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.
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  • @DickRiddick
    @DickRiddick Před 6 lety +1354

    "This is to get the patient in a more calm state"
    *wraps a plastic bag around his face*

  • @dexis9412
    @dexis9412 Před 6 lety +843

    My first day as an apprentice and I'm expected to cure cancer...

  • @chickenparm7372
    @chickenparm7372 Před 6 lety +529

    "Where are you from?"
    "The GAP clothing store display case at the local mall."

  • @wastgames8472
    @wastgames8472 Před 6 lety +398

    35:37
    -Are you OK with this?
    -...
    -Don't blink if you're ok with this.
    -...
    -Blink if you are not OK with this.
    -...
    Can't with this

    • @neigrumx3025
      @neigrumx3025 Před 4 lety +11

      Poor guy

    • @f-zilla7347
      @f-zilla7347 Před 2 lety +3

      He’s not blinking because he’s the Doctor and the viewer is a Weeping Angel

  • @readlater8962
    @readlater8962 Před 6 lety +829

    I wonder what kind of skin products the patient uses, his skin looks almost like plastic.

    • @g0blingirll
      @g0blingirll Před 6 lety +90

      Fear Stilwater maybe he's undergone plastic surgery................ha..........ha

    • @makeazy
      @makeazy Před 6 lety +5

      Fear Stilwater Lmao

    • @h4rp666
      @h4rp666 Před 6 lety +19

      Dermatologists hate him. 😤😤

    • @RB-po7bz
      @RB-po7bz Před 5 lety +13

      I swear someone is gonna r/wooooosh this

    • @thesun5112
      @thesun5112 Před 5 lety +8

      No that’s just the brain cancers

  • @heckwaffle2363
    @heckwaffle2363 Před 6 lety +263

    *carefully taking notes* yes. I shall become doctor and do the medicines.

  • @quantumjoss
    @quantumjoss Před 6 lety +345

    I know exactly who that is don't lie to me. That's Matt Smith.

    • @quantumjoss
      @quantumjoss Před 3 lety

      MASTER_GAMER_xD I’m glad you’re excited about this feat

    • @cfruge444
      @cfruge444 Před 3 lety +6

      @@quantumjoss I'd recognize that bowtie anywhere.

    • @wingless__
      @wingless__ Před 3 lety +2

      Matt Smith with eyebrows maybe

    • @saoirsegilmore
      @saoirsegilmore Před 3 lety

      LMAO 😂😂😂

    • @theyoutube-inator1734
      @theyoutube-inator1734 Před 3 lety +5

      This is just another Doctor Who episode where corvus paralysed the doctor and rory/amy/clara has to save them

  • @asmrrryeah7042
    @asmrrryeah7042 Před 6 lety +1621

    Your patient is a great listener. 🤗

    • @Greedo96
      @Greedo96 Před 6 lety +1

      ASMRRRYEAH yo who is your profile picture?

    • @Kachizou
      @Kachizou Před 6 lety +1

      Doug Jr. Him

    • @starch4410
      @starch4410 Před 6 lety +11

      When you can't get another human being so you buy a male sex doll

    • @archemyre7833
      @archemyre7833 Před 6 lety +3

      I think his brain cancer may have rendered him brain dead

    • @skele-eleton
      @skele-eleton Před 6 lety +8

      Guess you could say they have a lot of patience.

  • @Iceshooter500
    @Iceshooter500 Před 6 lety +344

    The patient wishes to remain anonymous therefore Albert want's to be called patient. I appreciate the strong Hippocratic Oath following here. xD

    • @Iceshooter500
      @Iceshooter500 Před 6 lety +3

      I know I took nursing classes and we learned all about that. I was joking though thank you for making I wasn't a confused soul. Keep up the good work kind citizen.

    • @Iceshooter500
      @Iceshooter500 Před 6 lety +1

      I feel that completely though I switched to a different field instead I got annoyed with dealing with some of the more... "colorful" of people

    • @valkaerie8715
      @valkaerie8715 Před 6 lety

      +Iceshooter500 *E X P O S E D*

    • @KUZAKYA
      @KUZAKYA Před 6 lety

      Iceshooter500 .....

  • @BlitzBaron
    @BlitzBaron Před 6 lety +600

    I can’t even begin to imagine your family’s reaction to you buying a mannequin

    • @_zoom606
      @_zoom606 Před rokem +9

      It would get weirder if they found out about the plague doctor costume, but then if they caught him recording it would be the worst for him

    • @eirikheggelund
      @eirikheggelund Před rokem +9

      @@_zoom606 His family most likely knows of his line of work.

    • @_zoom606
      @_zoom606 Před rokem +7

      @@eirikheggelund whatever brings in the money I suppose

    • @Prazca
      @Prazca Před 9 měsíci +1

      ​@@_zoom606average fathers reaction to onlyfans I bet

  • @haydenmarshall1881
    @haydenmarshall1881 Před 6 lety +832

    the doctor ....taking care of.......the doctor ........
    please say someone got that

    • @liamduffin2208
      @liamduffin2208 Před 6 lety +5

      Hayden Marshall i got it

    • @retrotechtive
      @retrotechtive Před 6 lety +23

      He's also got formidable restraint when avoiding blinking...

    • @martinscorzetzi8968
      @martinscorzetzi8968 Před 6 lety

      AnGeR

    • @ZoofyZoof
      @ZoofyZoof Před 6 lety +7

      I don't get it. is the "patient" named Doctor? The Doctor?

    • @gortimustidditus
      @gortimustidditus Před 6 lety +47

      Haha, the first thing I noticed was the assistant is dressed like Matt Smith's Doctor

  • @abbierose9725
    @abbierose9725 Před 6 lety +499

    I'm not the only one who believes that Ephemeral Rift is the Tim Burton of ASMR, right? :o

  • @nat1110
    @nat1110 Před 6 lety +672

    For those on mobile:
    00:00:00 Introductions
    00:03:12 The Test Subject
    00:08:33 Apprenticeship, begin!
    00:09:00 Testing Patient Responsiveness
    00:12:35 Patient Questionnaire
    00:18:45 Patient Health Checkup
    00:21:38 Treatment #1: Peculiar Plastic Pouch
    00:24:14 Apprentice & Plastic Pouch
    00:26:34 Treatment #2: Foot Massage
    00:31:26 Apprentice & Foot Massage
    00:35:24 Treatment #3: Scalp Massage
    00:37:48 Apprentice & Scalp Massage
    00:41:20 Treatment #4: Hand Massage
    00:43:26 Treatment #5: Calming Hand Motions
    00:45:48 Apprentice & Calming Hand Motions
    00:47:40 Treatment #6: Wooden Mallet
    00:49:55 Apprentice & Wooden Mallet
    00:51:33 Treatment #7: Brushing
    00:53:26 Apprentice & Brushing
    00:55:20 The Apprenticeship Reward
    00:57:15 Treatment #8: Monster Hands
    00:58:50 Apprentice & Monster Hands
    01:01:31 Treatment #9: Keyboard
    01:02:58 Apprentice & Keyboard
    01:05:02 Treatment #10: Pestle and Mortar
    01:06:35 Apprentice & Pestle and Mortar
    01:10:15 Treatment #11: Bottle Cap, Shadow Speak & Sleep
    Tingle On !

  • @Braxmegaman
    @Braxmegaman Před 6 lety +52

    Real great of Matt Smith to show up in a small production like this. Just goes to show, some people really do care about the little guy. Thanks Mr. Smith!

    • @Sirlad344
      @Sirlad344 Před rokem +3

      You know what 5 years later and you finally got a reply because I found this comment hilarious 🤣

  • @CptArg
    @CptArg Před 6 lety +295

    I never knew that the 11th doctor was a resident of the sanitarium !

    • @ZeeTheFreeman
      @ZeeTheFreeman Před 6 lety +16

      Considering Gordon Freeman was just imprisoned there, I figure all the Doctors probably have been there for aeons.

    • @TheBladeOfTheHero
      @TheBladeOfTheHero Před 6 lety +16

      Having time and space warp around you hundreds of times can really be a burden on your sanity

    • @ThexVaultxTech
      @ThexVaultxTech Před 6 lety +3

      So is Davros

    • @hoeforrose
      @hoeforrose Před 6 lety

      LMFAO!!!

    • @reddawn1873
      @reddawn1873 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ZeeTheFreeman if I had to guess every last doctor was imprisoned there around the same time and they have been captive there for Aeons by Dr corvus experimenting on them for all eternity

  • @shalizko1658
    @shalizko1658 Před 6 lety +106

    Friend: "Hey what are you doing"
    Me: "I am watching a man in a bird mask touching a manikin that looks like Matt smith."

  • @fobbles_
    @fobbles_ Před 6 lety +156

    C: "I'm glad you show interest because you are very familiar with my procedures by now"
    Me: well I've been beaked, monster handed, shown a bunch of potions, I've been a lego person who can't talk, I've gone through that one thing when you pull out all of my stresses, I've had you take my pulse through my neck, and I've seen you dressed as the pope.... I'm so ready!!!

    • @powmclroy3454
      @powmclroy3454 Před 4 lety +8

      Does the apprenticeship come with more beaking ? 😐

    • @cfruge444
      @cfruge444 Před 10 dny

      < that one thing when you pull out all of my stresses
      Reiki.

  • @WindHashira
    @WindHashira Před 6 lety +426

    Ahhh if it isn't the good doctor. Hello my friend, I've been looking forward to another visit!

    • @StriderOwO
      @StriderOwO Před 6 lety +4

      King of Games I swear to God, I used to use that exact same profile picture.
      In fact, I still use it as a wallpaper for my computers.

    • @ozie8858
      @ozie8858 Před 6 lety +1

      dont try to do rift

    • @alexb8433
      @alexb8433 Před 6 lety +3

      Oops, that was not medicine

    • @tangerineman27
      @tangerineman27 Před 6 lety +1

      King of Games THE PREMIER WAS AMAAAAZING!!

    • @thebishop1591
      @thebishop1591 Před 6 lety

      Yugi, king of games. Shouldn't you be busy being dead in our present era?

  • @offtherailscunt
    @offtherailscunt Před 6 lety +55

    Corvus feels almost like family.

  • @Calibur43
    @Calibur43 Před 6 lety +91

    "Subject was found at scene with evidence of synthetic hair, skin texture rock solid, Gatorade IV administered."

    • @lonelypancake5979
      @lonelypancake5979 Před 5 lety +8

      Object class: Euclid
      Description: SCP- *redacted* is a male mannequin approximately 6.5 feet tall with the attire ofa business man. It's suit is of coconut brown with a button up shirt and black bow tie. It's skin is milk white and made of common plastic associating with the average shopping mall or clothing store mannequin.
      Special containment procedure: scp- *redacted * is to be kept inside a level 4 humanoid cell with a four inch solid steel door with no less than two armed guards directly outside the entrance .
      It should also be noted that for security reasons, it is to be kept under video surveillance at all times with no less than 4 CCTV cameras covering all angles in and outside of the cell. This is due to the incident following the containment breach on * redacted* that resulted in the loss of *redacted*.
      Side notes: for some reason SCP- 049 has taken a real liking to it... Following the before mentioned containment breach scp-049 was discovered to be in its cell attempting to operate on it, and when approached By a test force became openly hostile to all who entered. After the loss of *redacted* lavender was used to calm scp-049 down enough to contain him without more loss.
      When questioned scp-049 claimed that what he was doing was purely for the advance of his "cure" for the pestilence and that he attacked because he didn't wish to be taken away from "valuable research material" . he refused to go into detail about what he exactly did to it though, only responding " it may have not been my usual work doctor, but I assure you that would have helped immensely in furthering my research on the cure"
      Side note: after three weeks of investigation SCP -049 was allowed to keep the SCP for his research in place of actual human test subjects. He is only allowed to do his research under armed guard and cameras, however following an incident of SCP-49-2 with the mannequin.

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 Před 5 lety

      Pending Safe Classification

  • @TheSpunser
    @TheSpunser Před 6 lety +55

    This is so uncanny xD
    You can just see the utter despair and emptiness in the patient's eyes 0_0

  • @Milevan21
    @Milevan21 Před 6 lety +56

    Patient thinking "Please anyone, bring some eyewash or spit in my eyes ! I can't blink !"

  • @MyNameHere101
    @MyNameHere101 Před 6 lety +201

    I take it this is the 11th apprentice he's had.

  • @bioactive4178
    @bioactive4178 Před 6 lety +45

    "Do not take any pictures and post them on social medias"
    Records the treatment and posts it on CZcams.

  • @Marchingvenusaur
    @Marchingvenusaur Před 6 lety +71

    JUST last night I was thinking about how much I needed a new Corvus ASMR. Rift Daddy *knows.*

    • @powmclroy3454
      @powmclroy3454 Před 4 lety +3

      ......daddy rift sounds nice it has THAT ring to it hm who would a known

  • @nikochapas1
    @nikochapas1 Před 6 lety +141

    Doc I hate to say this but I think you forgot to attach the IV to your patient. It just goes up his sleeve. Better hurry he looks quite pale

    • @Idk-bi2gv
      @Idk-bi2gv Před 6 lety +3

      Niko Chapas look at the patients right hand

  • @DIO_Brando1801
    @DIO_Brando1801 Před 6 lety +12

    Glad the doctor is making sure the Doctor gets his regeneration :)

  • @Bluuuuuuuuuu
    @Bluuuuuuuuuu Před 3 lety +24

    I like to think that the reason why we would go insane if we saw his face is because Corvus’ face is incredibly handsome and our brains wouldn’t be able to process it.

  • @Iissete
    @Iissete Před 6 lety +581

    Don't blink

  • @somerandomguy2316
    @somerandomguy2316 Před 6 lety +38

    I guess you could say that Corvus took us under his wing, because if the beak mask, heh

  • @CheddarGoblin
    @CheddarGoblin Před 6 lety +50

    That minute when you're incredibly honored to have the mask passed down to you, only to remember you're not an actual apprentice.

  • @papina228
    @papina228 Před 6 lety +83

    I have a theory:
    The sanitarium is making US the Cthulhu!
    The repairman mentions some new modifications to us in the video where he cleans the computer, he said "are those tentacles?" and points to his chin. This most likely implies that we have been given tentacles on our lower facr. Cthulhu has tentacles on his lower face.
    This might not be true but still i tought it was kinda intresting

    • @erin3967
      @erin3967 Před 6 lety +16

      Geordan Fry did you know ER has made a whole story arc?

    • @deathisinevitable750
      @deathisinevitable750 Před 6 lety

      +Robby wherr do we find the story? and the lore?

    • @powerade3781
      @powerade3781 Před 5 lety

      That's smart but hey thats just a theory A GAME THEORY

    • @mr_bubbles5785
      @mr_bubbles5785 Před 3 lety

      But that's just a theory, a game theory

    • @Coach_Gaming_Today
      @Coach_Gaming_Today Před 3 lety

      BUT REMEMBER THATS JUST A THEORY A ASMR THEORY

  • @UnfinishedSwing
    @UnfinishedSwing Před 6 lety +178

    You're fucking incredible.

  • @asmrrryeah7042
    @asmrrryeah7042 Před 6 lety +632

    I don't think that geezer's got a pulse 😕 I ain't no doctor though.

    • @Baseballman1224
      @Baseballman1224 Před 6 lety +13

      I mean, you are technically an assistant plague doctor

    • @benjaminlamothe2093
      @benjaminlamothe2093 Před 6 lety +7

      God Enel of course he died as he has the brain cancers

    • @DiggerDeeper01
      @DiggerDeeper01 Před 6 lety +4

      THAT IS A FUCKING MANNEQUIN! EVERYONE IN THIS ASYLUM IS INSANE EXCEPT ME!!!

    • @sodiumftw2450
      @sodiumftw2450 Před 6 lety +1

      You aren't a doctor. But he is...

    • @Trained_Duck
      @Trained_Duck Před 6 lety +12

      That's a bit of a stretch man. I'm fairly sure that's a real person, I mean come on! He even responded to the doctor! Do you see any blinking? I thought not

  • @operator7585
    @operator7585 Před 6 lety +39

    I heard that The Patient is filing a mallet-practice lawsuit...

  • @DarkKillerTeddy
    @DarkKillerTeddy Před 6 lety +7

    OMG SENPAI GAVE ME HIS GLOVES! IM NEVER WASHING MY HANDS AGAIN!

  • @Kachizou
    @Kachizou Před 6 lety +5

    22:44 Corvus:Omae Wa Mou Shinderu 22:47 Patient: (muffled) NANI!!!

  • @Justin-uc8sc
    @Justin-uc8sc Před 6 lety +215

    Shoutout to all y'all non-asmr viewers stumbling upon this 😂

    • @offtherailscunt
      @offtherailscunt Před 6 lety +23

      Justin H Poor bastards.

    • @maxwu5632
      @maxwu5632 Před 6 lety +7

      Justin H I mentioned this to my crush so... 🤣😂😅😓😭🔫

    • @claudiot315
      @claudiot315 Před 6 lety +38

      Max Wu Prepare to get laid instantly my dude

    • @enterusername7412
      @enterusername7412 Před 6 lety +10

      Max Wu why is that bad? This helps people sleep and is very creative.

    • @Baseballman1224
      @Baseballman1224 Před 6 lety +19

      Franklin Damico not everyone is open minded and people may just be freaked out by it

  • @chromosphereasmr1471
    @chromosphereasmr1471 Před 6 lety +13

    There's something quite magical about seeing a new Corvus video in the sub box :)

    • @morgangobin6550
      @morgangobin6550 Před 6 lety

      ChromosphereASMR Agreed! I practically squeal whenever I see a new Corvus video has been uploaded. 🤗

  • @palpatine4780
    @palpatine4780 Před 6 lety +201

    Son: Mom what is dad doing with the giant doll
    Mom: That's it i told you we do not ask anymore of those questions to your room

    • @ZeeTheFreeman
      @ZeeTheFreeman Před 6 lety

      your*

    • @palpatine4780
      @palpatine4780 Před 6 lety +9

      I take that friendly so thank you kind sir

    • @Sam-yz3gg
      @Sam-yz3gg Před 6 lety

      +ZeeTheFreeman please stop thanks

    • @ZeeTheFreeman
      @ZeeTheFreeman Před 6 lety +2

      Big Smoke Indeed it was, simple grammar mistakes are often the most annoying

    • @frosy1180
      @frosy1180 Před 6 lety

      so why do you care then samuel lol

  • @plague_boi_wob8478
    @plague_boi_wob8478 Před 4 lety +4

    I've learned much from this man and now it is MY turn to help the public, wish me luck fellas

  • @grumpytoilet4449
    @grumpytoilet4449 Před 4 lety +8

    Mannequin’s face during this: *wake me up, (wake me up inside) can’t wake up (wake me up inside)*
    *SAAAAVE MEEEEEEEE*

  • @IcyIce1
    @IcyIce1 Před 3 lety +2

    28:00 😂 this whole foot scene got me in tears

  • @livingphantom
    @livingphantom Před 6 lety +39

    Waiting for the day Rift finds a makeup artist and does a video with the Doctors mask off, and his face is just scarred and torn up all over the place. It would truly be a great feat to be relaxed after that.

    • @morgangobin6550
      @morgangobin6550 Před 6 lety +28

      Kyle Simpson That could be interesting, especially considering Corvus was apparently disfigured in a car accident. However, I really hope Rift never has Corvus take his mask off. To me, that mask more or less IS his face, and to see him without it on would destroy all the creepy mystique Rift's managed to build up over all these videos. Plus I'd rather not go insane!

    • @luisalbertosolisvillagomez6986
      @luisalbertosolisvillagomez6986 Před 6 lety +5

      You don't understand, the mask IS the face

    • @Flevir
      @Flevir Před 6 lety +22

      Kyle Simpson I believe in previous "lore" Corvus has lost his body before, and Professor Clemmons holds up the mask and says something to the effect of finding a new body for him, as if the MASK is what contains Corvus. You have to remember, these are not reliable narrators when they are directly talking to us. In Corvus's plague video it's not actually the 1400s, it's the Plague Ward of the sanitarium and you're a delusional patient that THINKS it's the 1400s. So while they tell us that, "Oh Yes, Corvus wears the mask because his face is disfigured" the things the Professor has said in private make it seem like there is something a little more strange going on with Corvus and the mask.

    • @livingphantom
      @livingphantom Před 6 lety +10

      Was not expecting the full wrath of the lore experts lol XD

    • @thesacrilegium
      @thesacrilegium Před 5 lety

      Flevir, the Dragon Romper What video is of him holdings mask?

  • @kyoto7616
    @kyoto7616 Před 6 lety +47

    He's seen some shit man. No way he can be that stiff, without holding a fart.

  • @GRIM_SouIS
    @GRIM_SouIS Před 6 lety +6

    How am i supposed to explain this?
    "What are u doing!" me: watching a plauge doctor give a foot massage to a mannequin,its just that slimple

  • @Samppaol1987
    @Samppaol1987 Před 6 lety +7

    Corvus,my favorite. Thank you for doing so much good stuff with him, I think his voice is the best of all. And the plague doctor thing is an added bonus for sure.

  • @GalAnonim321
    @GalAnonim321 Před 6 lety +63

    I think he blinked once...

  • @morgangobin6550
    @morgangobin6550 Před 6 lety +5

    Thank you so much for taking me under your wing, sir! When I get my plague doctor mask this Christmas, I promise that I will put all you have taught me to good use!

  • @chrisrva710
    @chrisrva710 Před 6 lety +65

    for all of you wondering what the mask is for; old doctor's used to stick herbs and other spices and seasonings into the beak in order to protect your nose from the contaminated air, or so they thought

    • @Brandon_J
      @Brandon_J Před 6 lety +4

      Baked I don't think anyone is asking, I think it's common sense, plague doctors

    • @chrisrva710
      @chrisrva710 Před 6 lety +13

      yeah man such common sense i could totally tell just by looking at it that they placed different shit into their masks. and yeah i did see a few comments asking so...

    • @wolololo1783
      @wolololo1783 Před 6 lety +2

      congrats you know basic useless facts that everyone knows by now, no one asked

    • @phoenixquo623
      @phoenixquo623 Před 6 lety +15

      They thought the disease was caused by foul odours, neato!

    • @Brandon_J
      @Brandon_J Před 6 lety +2

      Baked don't be an ass. I'm saying everybody learned about them in school or elsewhere, people just hear about them

  • @dsapundjieff
    @dsapundjieff Před 6 lety +1

    As a guy who has had a really hard time landing the proper job despite a bunch of interviews, this video and the recent candyman are pretty nice. its comforting to feel like you are being mentored, or taken under someone's wing. I think the theme is really interesting, and i'd like to see more videos tailored to finding meaningful or interesting work, or being selected despite having low experience because of good qualities or effort. Nice work as always.

  • @Imperator_Chrysalis
    @Imperator_Chrysalis Před 6 lety +9

    You videos are the most calming and fascinating ASMR's in the world!

    • @valkaerie8715
      @valkaerie8715 Před 6 lety +1

      What a fancy name you have there, gramma.

  • @QuackQuackMofo
    @QuackQuackMofo Před 6 lety +150

    Who is she

  • @Beepintheblip
    @Beepintheblip Před 6 lety +36

    You should have used the sonic screwdriver on the "patient"

    • @bricepatrick28
      @bricepatrick28 Před 6 lety

      A sonic probe? *Dalek Voice*

    • @nouprajy
      @nouprajy Před 6 lety

      It's just a prank bra! jk jk jk...Apologies friend, let me explain my complex humor to you. See I am too insecure to just say something and not care if you get it, that's why I say "jk" and tell you why I say the things I do. Now you might not know what "jk" means, so just to clarify, it means "just joking". That's just to let you know I'm making a joke, do you know I am joking? It has to be made clear... Idgit.

  • @asmrorelse
    @asmrorelse Před 6 lety +1

    The first person POV was brilliant. Remarkable. 💕

  • @Pedro-us7db
    @Pedro-us7db Před 6 lety +5

    Warp Zone (for mobile)
    00:00:00 Introductions
    00:03:12 The Test Subject
    00:08:33 Apprenticeship, begin!
    00:09:00 Testing Patient Responsiveness
    00:12:35 Patient Questionnaire
    00:18:45 Patient Health Checkup
    00:21:38 Treatment #1: Peculiar Plastic Pouch
    00:24:14 Apprentice & Plastic Pouch
    00:26:34 Treatment #2: Foot Massage
    00:31:26 Apprentice & Foot Massage
    00:35:24 Treatment #3: Scalp Massage
    00:37:48 Apprentice & Scalp Massage
    00:41:20 Treatment #4: Hand Massage
    00:43:26 Treatment #5: Calming Hand Motions
    00:45:48 Apprentice & Calming Hand Motions
    00:47:40 Treatment #6: Wooden Mallet
    00:49:55 Apprentice & Wooden Mallet
    00:51:33 Treatment #7: Brushing
    00:53:26 Apprentice & Brushing
    00:55:20 The Apprenticeship Reward
    00:57:15 Treatment #8: Monster Hands
    00:58:50 Apprentice & Monster Hands
    01:01:31 Treatment #9: Keyboard
    01:02:58 Apprentice & Keyboard
    01:05:02 Treatment #10: Pestle and Mortar
    01:06:35 Apprentice & Pestle and Mortar
    01:10:15 Treatment #11: Bottle Cap, Shadow Speak & Sleep

  • @UpsideDwon
    @UpsideDwon Před 6 lety +4

    Rift it has taken me far too long to long to realize that you're a lefty. Fun to see another southpaw out there!

  • @MrThumperChris
    @MrThumperChris Před 6 lety +150

    Sorry everyone, but I'm Corvus' favorite. Try not to be jealous

  • @jmartens759
    @jmartens759 Před 6 lety +2

    he's starring into my soul

  • @thiccmcchicken550
    @thiccmcchicken550 Před rokem +2

    That patient taking the Morgz pause challenge to heart….

  • @literallyasuka2996
    @literallyasuka2996 Před 6 lety +53

    Kinda creepy to me how the mannequin looks like an adult version of me
    Lol, I like it!
    By the way, plague doctors should still be a thing tbh because they're awesome, and maybe the plague doctor costume can be handy to make it less likely to catch a virus. Probably not though.

    • @StriderOwO
      @StriderOwO Před 6 lety +10

      If I remember correctly, they usually filled the "beak" of the mask with perfumes in the hope that it would ward off the illness. It worked about as well as you'd expect.

    • @DanteMartinoThemysteriousGamer
      @DanteMartinoThemysteriousGamer Před 6 lety +12

      You're almost right. The "beak" was typically filled with special herbs and remedies-posies, spices-to stave off airborne contaminants. It actually worked better than expected, only issue was the rest of the attire. Their solution? A heavy waxed overcoat. Not joking. They'd spread wax over their attire to help seal their skin off.
      No, I didn't wiki this, I once wrote an essay on these dudes.

    • @iTyncWithReality
      @iTyncWithReality Před 3 lety

      @@K4inan he's saying you are a hypocrite because you justified the source of your statement ("kinda studying criminology") apropos of nothing the same as he did. Not saying you're lying, but it's a little suspicious.
      basically saying "I didn't wiki this" without saying it.
      Get it?

    • @iTyncWithReality
      @iTyncWithReality Před 3 lety

      I actually thought you were making a joke until you typed "I fail to see how"...
      Unless that's part if it!? Bamboozled again *shakes 👊

  • @jackandrew5676
    @jackandrew5676 Před 6 lety +39

    Do I get to keep the outfit?

    • @nukessolveeverything5340
      @nukessolveeverything5340 Před 6 lety +4

      Jack Andrew only if you assist in the spreading of our newest strain of the plague.

  • @Zayahotic
    @Zayahotic Před 6 lety +1

    Has to be my favorite videos out of all of them this just had the greatest experience I have had in the asmr community. Please continue this type of work as well as with the other characters in the sanitarium .

  • @mankuzos1473
    @mankuzos1473 Před 6 lety

    The man that never runs out of ideas.
    Awesome! Love corvus videos

  • @thebeelord7136
    @thebeelord7136 Před 3 lety +6

    I sure hope Neil Cicierega there makes a full recovery

  • @imajinxnation9020
    @imajinxnation9020 Před 5 lety +3

    Lmao, first you broke his legs and massaged his feet, then you snatched his weave?!?! 😂

  • @charlotte.a.8186
    @charlotte.a.8186 Před 6 lety

    I have been listening to ASMR for years now and have gotten quite the immunity to it. This video tingled me.... I have been blessed... Thank you.

  • @dylancallaghan6078
    @dylancallaghan6078 Před 6 lety +4

    26:47 when he pulls his leg up I cried 😂😂

  • @TomTom-fs7hx
    @TomTom-fs7hx Před 6 lety +14

    Amazing already

  • @agtwhereami
    @agtwhereami Před 6 lety

    You are persistently entertaining and relaxation-inducing, and I appreciate the time/effort you put into your videos. Thank you sir!

  • @kuriyamatidusflossy
    @kuriyamatidusflossy Před 6 lety +1

    This is the best ASMR channel...period!

  • @stansethley3853
    @stansethley3853 Před 6 lety +13

    Albert's sickness is probably called "BowTieNotStraightThroughTheWholeVideoAlitis".

  • @ASMRBOX
    @ASMRBOX Před 6 lety +5

    your videos are always so creative

  • @anies_only
    @anies_only Před 6 lety +1

    This is so soothing, bless you for this upload!

  • @MrProman2pointO
    @MrProman2pointO Před 6 lety +1

    This video by far is one of the best ones Uncle E has made yet.

  • @ASMRBOX
    @ASMRBOX Před 6 lety +16

    1:00:03 did his eyes just move?

    • @tychambers3956
      @tychambers3956 Před 6 lety +5

      Joseph Siri because forwarding through a video isnt a thing?

    • @LunarEdge7
      @LunarEdge7 Před 6 lety +3

      Tyler Chamberlin One does not simply forward through ER's videos.
      ... Unless you're here for some specific mentioned massage parts of it I guess.

    • @Isaacfess
      @Isaacfess Před 6 lety +6

      I'm not seein anything. but it still looks creepy.

    • @R.2.Row.
      @R.2.Row. Před 6 lety

      It was just the reflection.

    • @Axor_A
      @Axor_A Před 6 lety

      Joseph Siri idiot. That is length of the video, not how long ago was the vid

  • @Slowmotionman2
    @Slowmotionman2 Před 6 lety +6

    Haha I want to see a plague doctor yoga asmr now. Imagine corvos in yoga pants

  • @riverperry183
    @riverperry183 Před 6 lety

    I like the little subtle hints and gestures (like the double take in the beginning the doctor takes when he notices you) that Uncle E does, he's so imaginative and I love it, your the best Uncle E!!!!!!!

  • @samwisethewack
    @samwisethewack Před 6 lety

    I swear Papa Rift is the most creative person on CZcams he named runs out of new material I love it!

  • @FlashieBoi
    @FlashieBoi Před 6 lety +3

    *random person walks in the room* *slowly closes door and runs*

  • @Tetsujinsei
    @Tetsujinsei Před 6 lety +20

    The whole outfit makes it look like Matt Smith's doctor.

  • @BlueSkidoo13
    @BlueSkidoo13 Před 6 lety

    Each of your characters has a distinct way of talking and I love that about your work! ❤️

  • @cristianosejo9230
    @cristianosejo9230 Před 4 lety

    You can't lie this was a great relaxant and ear massage

  • @flashlightfreek
    @flashlightfreek Před 6 lety +6

    *"Very Responsive"*

  • @Rainbow.Quartz
    @Rainbow.Quartz Před 6 lety +3

    Why do I think the plague doc is cute the bird is just a cute black bird 🦅

  • @yeetlord6956
    @yeetlord6956 Před 6 lety

    This video should get 1 mil+ views, honestly is so well done! :DDD

  • @MIIVI006
    @MIIVI006 Před 6 lety

    I love me some Corvus! Thank you for this one E you've been on a streak of exceptional videos my man.

  • @andreabasalto
    @andreabasalto Před 6 lety +5

    Just started watching Doctor Who and this comes out, lol.

  • @kyleighg356
    @kyleighg356 Před 6 lety +4

    "Yo Ben, how's business"
    "Boomin"

  • @itzwitherplayz
    @itzwitherplayz Před 4 lety +2

    i was actually waiting for corvus to pull out a plunger

  • @Laydralae_Joy
    @Laydralae_Joy Před 6 lety

    This is the first Doctor ASMR I've seen where the viewer is not the patient, and I like it!

  • @complain9269
    @complain9269 Před 6 lety +4

    *pulls out plastic bag*
    "we're going to make our patent in a very calm state"
    *0_0*

  • @MorvoiceASMR
    @MorvoiceASMR Před 6 lety +16

    Swiss Army Man - The unreleased Rift-Version :D

  • @shoggothification
    @shoggothification Před 6 lety +1

    My dream come true! Im wearing my hat, mask and gloves!

  • @daedricdove6012
    @daedricdove6012 Před 6 lety

    I've been waiting for this for so long! I can finally work alongside Corvus!

  • @BalabanAmca
    @BalabanAmca Před 6 lety +5

    Imagine...
    E.R says "don't blink"
    And "he blinkes"
    Ow sh...

  • @mivz439
    @mivz439 Před 6 lety +3

    The patient: help me~

  • @jpeike1314
    @jpeike1314 Před 6 lety +1

    Keep up the good work, I LOVE THIS, you deserve much more likes and money cuz you put so much time and money into this.

  • @icystarasmr4027
    @icystarasmr4027 Před 6 lety

    I absolutely love your plague doctor videos!

  • @johnyjnate
    @johnyjnate Před 6 lety +3

    A what point do we find out when ever one rifts characters says they got new hands or limbs he's actually surgically attached new limbs to himself because he is immortal and is here to give us asmr until the end of time