10 Hilariously Stupid Conspiracy Theories People Actually Believe

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  • @hunterc8943
    @hunterc8943 Před 7 lety +223

    Everyone wants to be special, even if it makes them look like an idiot.

    • @cmshirlz
      @cmshirlz Před 7 lety +10

      Hunter's Here Absolutely right.

    • @TheAsylumCat
      @TheAsylumCat Před 7 lety

      Hunter's Here needs more likes this comment does.

    • @milfhunter6906
      @milfhunter6906 Před 7 lety

      Hunter's Here 100% true

    • @Damiancontursi
      @Damiancontursi Před 7 lety

      This is the kind of thing I hate to see. What if the moon wasn't real? What evidence did the video or you say to back that up? I do believe the moon exists, I could be wrong though. Please people try to see beyond what you "know".

    • @TheFutureAwaits
      @TheFutureAwaits Před 7 lety

      + Damian Contursi Look up.

  • @highdefinitionapollo2189
    @highdefinitionapollo2189 Před 7 lety +471

    People actually believe the moon isn't real..............WOW............

    • @cmshirlz
      @cmshirlz Před 7 lety +8

      George Zhang Yup. Ive seen the YT "documentaries" They say its a hologram to hide an alien space station

    • @alrightagain4605
      @alrightagain4605 Před 7 lety +42

      craig shirley "That's no moon that's a space station"

    • @smillingdooku8116
      @smillingdooku8116 Před 7 lety +2

      craig shirley look I cant believe that someone actually thinks that moon aint real

    • @demonic_tye8207
      @demonic_tye8207 Před 7 lety +14

      Its the Death Star

    • @daviddrake5991
      @daviddrake5991 Před 7 lety +20

      The moon is really a death star but the engines burned out a few million years ago. And it took me 5 minutes to stop laughing.

  • @VestigialHead
    @VestigialHead Před 7 lety +365

    Lets start a conspiracy theory that all people that believe in conspiracy theories are actually holograms.

    • @user-qp9en3ye3l
      @user-qp9en3ye3l Před 6 lety +27

      Kutulue Holy shit, that'll piss them off.

    • @margiedelay1716
      @margiedelay1716 Před 6 lety +3

      Kutulue. lmao

    • @eraserheadbaby25
      @eraserheadbaby25 Před 6 lety +8

      Kutulue so... you’re a hologram? Kinda backfired on you, didn’t it?

    • @Scitch87
      @Scitch87 Před 6 lety +19

      Let's just accuse all conspiracy theorists of being brainwashed by the government. That could be fun!

    • @abcdncs242
      @abcdncs242 Před 5 lety

      Kutulue they are the stupidest alien

  • @imgomes6425
    @imgomes6425 Před 3 lety +67

    4 years have passed since this was uploaded and let's just say that conspiracies are now even more out of control.

    • @spagiddy
      @spagiddy Před 2 lety +9

      Because of social media made it worse

    • @NotMyEmail
      @NotMyEmail Před 2 lety +6

      🤭 they're funny to me

    • @bradysmith4245
      @bradysmith4245 Před 2 lety

      There are literally people out there saying that all actors, pro athletes, models, politicians, and popular musicians are secretly trans and that if you aren’t trans you aren’t allowed any success. As an actor who’s not trans, this conspiracy theory is deeply frustrating. I mean, how do people not see the holes in this one. It’s beyond me. Am I gonna have to walk around with my pants unzipped for people to believe that I’m a male?

    • @TheMaan2008
      @TheMaan2008 Před 2 lety

      Trueee

    • @daytonabeachUSA
      @daytonabeachUSA Před rokem +3

      Do your research!

  • @koba9421
    @koba9421 Před 7 lety +1981

    How is the flat earth theory not on here?

    • @virgin5415
      @virgin5415 Před 7 lety +56

      MANTIS it's been proven wrong a long time ago.

    • @koba9421
      @koba9421 Před 7 lety +126

      Fuck Shit! That doesn't make it not a theory, a lot of the theorys in this video have been proven wrong.

    • @timodenzi1186
      @timodenzi1186 Před 7 lety +22

      well I guess it's no longer a conspiracy theory to them **maybe they secretly believe it's true. ha ha

    • @karlosbourne8795
      @karlosbourne8795 Před 7 lety +11

      MANTIS lol really? ... I started watching this just to see where flat earth would end up! ... glad because I'm still on the fence about flat earth ... still believe globe ... but I'm about 60:40

    • @DYNEsama
      @DYNEsama Před 7 lety +27

      I'm pretty sure only B.o.B believes that now

  • @GreenLinzerd
    @GreenLinzerd Před 7 lety +241

    I've heard a conspiracy theory that Finland isn't real. It's an empty patch of ocean used by Japan for fishing, because you know how those Japanese love their sushi. And when you go to Finland, you're actually going to Sweden. No word, of course, on how when you're in the plane on the way to Finland you can look out of the window and clearly see that there isn't an empty patch of ocean where Finland should be.

    • @smuglord5057
      @smuglord5057 Před 7 lety +61

      I live in Sweden and I can confirm this. Finland is not real.

    • @woww-cr9ct
      @woww-cr9ct Před 7 lety +4

      Rexonon C hahahaha

    • @Cod4Wii
      @Cod4Wii Před 7 lety +1

      LOL hahaha

    • @samw533
      @samw533 Před 7 lety +43

      Funny enough that theory started as a joke and people started taking it seriously. Just goes to show how stupid some people are and will believe anything they want.

    • @Sensenoi6
      @Sensenoi6 Před 7 lety +30

      That's actually true.
      -"Finland"

  • @nickjordan7671
    @nickjordan7671 Před 7 lety +95

    How to make a "conspiracy theory"
    Step 1. Find something very real. Something that evidence and rational thought compels us to believe is true.
    Step 2. become *dense*

    • @peonyflowers23
      @peonyflowers23 Před rokem

      Conspiracy theories are almost always stupid false allegations with 0 evidence like JFK Junior being alive controlling QAnon

  • @4ll3sb4n4n3
    @4ll3sb4n4n3 Před 6 lety +18

    As John Cleese once said: "The fascinating thing about stupidity is, that it takes a certain amount of intelligence to realize how stupid you are. If you are not good at something at all, then you lack excatly the skills that you need, to know that you're absolutely no good at it." Explains how people come up with such stupid theories.

  • @RexKristoffer
    @RexKristoffer Před 7 lety +275

    Mom if you're watching this, none of this stuff is real, stop sending me spammy e-mails about lizard people.

  • @jakovb383
    @jakovb383 Před 7 lety +284

    but Moon is here for thousands of years
    there wasn't any holograms in acient Rome

    • @mactony4
      @mactony4 Před 7 lety +12

      what do you know, you weren't there lol.

    • @theriffwriter2194
      @theriffwriter2194 Před 7 lety

      mactony4 I was😈

    • @oliverthespy6786
      @oliverthespy6786 Před 7 lety +14

      CG Vallejos People have written about and studied the moon since hundreds of years before Rome. Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

    • @dukeyxxyz
      @dukeyxxyz Před 7 lety +8

      The reptilians built the pyramids as a way to project the hologram into the sky. They also built the weather machine and house it in Denver Airport. This machine isn't perfect so it kind of gets certain things wrong (mainly snow being plastic.) The worst thing is that when they're done destroying everything we love, they'll go back into the earth and use their stargate to ravage another world....
      3 spooky 20-398484577 me

    • @oliverthespy6786
      @oliverthespy6786 Před 7 lety +3

      CG Vallejos We have no evidence of anything from the bible. We have a hell of a lot of evidence that the moon exists.

  • @mewboo3606
    @mewboo3606 Před 5 lety +19

    The craziest conspiracy theorists I've met was a full grown adult legitimately try to convince me that dinosaurs didn't exist. I know it sounds like I'm kidding, but I'm not . He was dead serious. He was a creationist flat earther who didn't believe in gravity and use the excuse that he thought dinosaurs weren't real as a way to deny evidence of evolution, which he thought was a hoax to deny that god was real or whatever. He claimed that since god made Adam a fully grown man when he created him, he also created a fully grown earth with fossils already inside of it of creatures that had never existed. He was so dumb. I just commented on a post online about how stupid flat earthers are and he just started spamming me paragraph long messages of pure stupidity that went on really long and unrelated tangents. I eventually blocked him because I was tired of being spammed. The worst part was that he really believed it. His entire account was stuff like that and other conspiracy theories

    • @rickkwitkoski1976
      @rickkwitkoski1976 Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah. I KNOW a couple of morons like that too.
      There is a very good inverse correlation between people who believe conspiracy crap and the amount of FORMAL education that they acquired. The two that I mention above didn't finish high school. Sure, there are very EDUCATED people that "believe" shit too, but more of the absolute numpties are at the bottom end of the education scale.

    • @slavkonadj2089
      @slavkonadj2089 Před 2 lety

      Lemme guess.. u took the shot

  • @user-op5ki3iz7h
    @user-op5ki3iz7h Před 6 lety +32

    I can imagine that sum guy just watched the moon and was like "no... That aint there"

  • @rishavg9524
    @rishavg9524 Před 7 lety +404

    Everyone knows the current moon is a hologram and Gru stole the real one.....

    • @hadvarr8578
      @hadvarr8578 Před 7 lety +3

      Rishav Giri666 lol

    • @nichze8346
      @nichze8346 Před 6 lety +4

      Rishav Giri666 you are brainwashed

    • @bootnell
      @bootnell Před 6 lety +9

      No, it was blown up to prevent Sayins from transforming.

    • @dilophosaurussun500
      @dilophosaurussun500 Před 5 lety +10

      The moon is obviously a flashlight that god is holding to give us light

    • @scornbass1552
      @scornbass1552 Před 5 lety +9

      @@dilophosaurussun500 somebody hold it for Him, please. His arm must hurt.

  • @SkindianaBonez
    @SkindianaBonez Před 7 lety +44

    ''the earth is flat'' that's a fucking ridiculous theory imo

  • @TheSefirosu200x
    @TheSefirosu200x Před 7 lety +11

    My biggest problem with the moon thing is, how could they do that when we definitely don't have hologram technology anywhere near close to that level of advancement? If we could do that, where are our holographic computer terminals?

  • @Spearz5
    @Spearz5 Před 7 lety +23

    I've been to the Denver airport because I live in Colorado and it's a nice place + the horse with red eyes is a creepy version of the broncos mascot

  • @nathanlaw5912
    @nathanlaw5912 Před 7 lety +109

    i can imagen someone looking up and going “thats no moon” lol

    • @cringename4391
      @cringename4391 Před 4 lety +9

      THE MOON IS HIDING A BIG SPACE MCDONALD'S WHICH SHOUTS BIG BOOM BOOMS

    • @jonsnipe5484
      @jonsnipe5484 Před 3 lety +3

      Moon is a satellite

    • @thewraith5995
      @thewraith5995 Před 3 lety

      People do that with the sun also....

    • @nebulisnoobis102
      @nebulisnoobis102 Před 3 lety

      @@jonsnipe5484 r/technicallythetruth

    • @BRDman8045
      @BRDman8045 Před 2 lety

      @@jonsnipe5484 your not wrong, technically.

  • @FreakEating
    @FreakEating Před 7 lety +335

    I wonder how many conspiracy theories are just exercises in real life trolling lol

    • @lucifers.morningstar3805
      @lucifers.morningstar3805 Před 6 lety +11

      All of them are.

    • @chrishansen7633
      @chrishansen7633 Před 6 lety +4

      There's a guy that believes Stephen King killed John Lennon because he looks kinda like Mark David Chapman. I really hope he's just a troll
      lennonmurdertruth.com

    • @TheZXKUQYB
      @TheZXKUQYB Před 6 lety +5

      KKK you must talking about democrats, because that is their history.

    • @michaelwaltrip55
      @michaelwaltrip55 Před 6 lety +3

      FreakEating see, there's a few conspiracies that I can buy and somewhat believe, and a lot of my friends branded me the crazy conspiracy theorist. So sometimes I'll preach random, totally unbelievable theories to them as if I truly believe them. Now they never know if I'm being serious or not lol.

    • @bewmdogg
      @bewmdogg Před 6 lety +3

      They just think you're a moron

  • @akashshanmugam7162
    @akashshanmugam7162 Před 7 lety +27

    The thing most of these theories have in common is that they have to do with America

  • @anthony3295
    @anthony3295 Před 3 lety +9

    Haha love the obligatory “wake up sheeple”

  • @Sendmealokationhoe
    @Sendmealokationhoe Před 7 lety +133

    *Earth opens up - The Rock* I see what you did there guys

  • @maximusretardious4597
    @maximusretardious4597 Před 7 lety +145

    Clearly you not seen the TV show Dinosaurs 1991 -1994... Earl wore a builders hat #DinosaursBuiltThePyramids

    • @finchyuk1
      @finchyuk1 Před 7 lety +2

      Mike s your totally right 😨😨😨

    • @jakenapier6925
      @jakenapier6925 Před 7 lety +1

      Mike s HELL YEAH! "Need another Timmy.."

    • @davidpardy
      @davidpardy Před 7 lety +1

      Daddy daddy daddy, daddy daddy daddy, daddy daddy daddy, NOT THE MUMMA!

    • @L1am21
      @L1am21 Před 7 lety +5

      he didn't build anything. just pushed down trees. sweet job.

    • @maximusretardious4597
      @maximusretardious4597 Před 7 lety +5

      L1am21 He still wore a hard hat which means there were builder dinosaurs... stop trying to be part of the government cover up... its proof that dinosaurs played Minecraft in Egypt and that's how we got the pyramids... crazy people

  • @okieyoshimd9817
    @okieyoshimd9817 Před 7 lety +38

    someone once tried telling me that there is an omnipotent being who lives in the sky and silently judges all of us one by one. I scoffed and I said, "Yeah and Santa isn't real either!"

    • @EuropeanQoheleth
      @EuropeanQoheleth Před 3 lety +4

      God doesn't live in the sky. That you people keep parroting this puerile strawman is evidence that you people clearly don't know how God works and instead of bothering to get informed just keep making smug posts on the internet.

    • @billalphonso79
      @billalphonso79 Před 3 lety +6

      @@EuropeanQoheleth so where does he live?

    • @thedoctorofplagues4569
      @thedoctorofplagues4569 Před 3 lety +7

      @@billalphonso79 Brazil

    • @proto-geek248
      @proto-geek248 Před 3 lety +4

      Santa died for your sins you bastard.

    • @freespirit7450
      @freespirit7450 Před 3 lety

      @@billalphonso79 another realm.

  • @jedininja4209
    @jedininja4209 Před 3 lety +4

    So all im saying is i paused this video and went outside in Michigan and put my lighter to a snowball and it melted to water. Didnt turn black like the videos. 🤷‍♂️

  • @brainarwhaltheillogicalpar6739

    The a Earth isn't hollow. But, the Conspiracists who made these theories have a hollow mind.
    Unless they don't.

    • @hendrikalbert3910
      @hendrikalbert3910 Před 7 lety +2

      BraiNarwhal: The Illogical Narwhal Do the peolpe who believe the flat earth theory also have flat brains?

    • @Damiancontursi
      @Damiancontursi Před 7 lety +1

      Nice comment.

    • @Viper505repiV1
      @Viper505repiV1 Před 7 lety +1

      BraiNarwhal: The Illogical Narwhal It's not so much that they have hollow minds, it's more that they have hollow skulls.

    • @Leshka147
      @Leshka147 Před 7 lety

      Well, there is an American sci-fi series called 'Sanctuary' where they go to Hollow Earth in season 3, and the movie 'The Mole People', riffed on by MST3K. Why have shows about Hollow Earth if it isn't true? :P

  • @Rhented
    @Rhented Před 7 lety +142

    People think the moon doesn't exist. Congratulations human race we lost.

    • @ramses3445
      @ramses3445 Před 6 lety +3

      It indeed seems to be that way, only a press of a few buttons away from destruction of the entire human race...

    • @losgryfog
      @losgryfog Před 6 lety

      lost what

    • @boydmerriman
      @boydmerriman Před 6 lety +8

      Why not? They also think the world is flat!

    • @moderator8247
      @moderator8247 Před 4 lety

      Well I’m going to delete it

    • @joliejarina1696
      @joliejarina1696 Před 2 lety

      Not surpising, they even think the earth is flat

  • @solidseth4367
    @solidseth4367 Před 7 lety +7

    Vapor trails have viagra in them. That's one of the funniest ones I have ever heard. But it does explain why I get so happy to see them flying above me...

  • @FloraJoannaK
    @FloraJoannaK Před 3 lety +5

    Conspiracy theories are just fan-fiction about the real world. - xkcd comics, iirc.

  • @TheBlasian96
    @TheBlasian96 Před 7 lety +44

    Are they stupid, or have you been told to say they're stupid!?!?!?! HMMMMMMM

    • @Goraka91
      @Goraka91 Před 7 lety +9

      ROTHSCHILD I TELLS YA.

    • @theriffwriter2194
      @theriffwriter2194 Před 7 lety +2

      TheBlasian96 Oh, they're stupid. %100. No debate here.

    • @chickenwalker6458
      @chickenwalker6458 Před 7 lety +1

      Hmm, no. Their lack of being able to understand basic science makes them stupid.

    • @Digitizeddragon
      @Digitizeddragon Před 7 lety

      Alurminardee konfirmd. 0_0

  • @NativeLink
    @NativeLink Před 7 lety +74

    A conspiracy theory that Adam Blampied is the sexiest man alive.

    • @darklord884
      @darklord884 Před 7 lety +1

      Ryan Reynolds is.

    • @daltondeverell4039
      @daltondeverell4039 Před 7 lety +3

      that no theory. I swear he was nominaed for sexiest man alive by that magazine.

    • @pekinobo
      @pekinobo Před 7 lety +1

      Can´r be true, he might be second after Rich Evans

    • @Minx5892
      @Minx5892 Před 6 lety

      pekinobo ah a fellow RLM and what culture fan. *tips hat*

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 Před 5 lety

      Of course that's a conspiracy. Everyone knows that I am the sexiest man alive ;)

  • @DesiMac5
    @DesiMac5 Před 5 lety +8

    “Ain no dinosaur helping with nothin” 😂

  • @lyleabraham470
    @lyleabraham470 Před 5 lety +2

    The idea that if everyone had a gun there would be less crime.

  • @MadhouseMagical
    @MadhouseMagical Před 7 lety +13

    The moon is totally made of cheese. Gotta get them facts checked guys!!!

  • @jamesbates5163
    @jamesbates5163 Před 7 lety +4

    Gotta love how the only argument against the theories you have is "These people are crazy."

    • @baloneyponey8658
      @baloneyponey8658 Před rokem

      The government's ministry of truth did it better. *laughs in planned-demic.*

    • @shinyahiiragi5299
      @shinyahiiragi5299 Před 11 měsíci

      If you need proof on these ones - you're an idiot, who needs to be castrated to not contaminate humanity's genetic code.

  • @jfjsas07
    @jfjsas07 Před 3 lety +7

    Voting privileges of 80% of people should be taken away, if you think of it, or at least reduced in value, until they pass some exam, showing a basic understanding of topics such as politics, finances and history and until they are not manipulated by whatever news they hear from the media.

    • @ev3rything533
      @ev3rything533 Před 2 lety +2

      The problem is who writes the test.

    • @SpinoRexy733
      @SpinoRexy733 Před 2 lety

      Sounds a little fascistic to me. So 20% of the population should take away the voting rights of 80% of the population. Then means test voting rights through some exam like everyone is back in school again. That seems like a bad precedent to set.

  • @pablodiscobar7152
    @pablodiscobar7152 Před 7 lety +13

    Did you just say "let us know in the COMMIES below"???!!!!

  • @Kynk
    @Kynk Před 7 lety +84

    why did you leave out flat-earthers? (people who think the earth is flat). it sickeningly surprising how popular this ideology is; even though the proof is on the horizon.... and by that I mean sunset and sun rise...
    Or is the sun fake too?

    • @sic6664
      @sic6664 Před 7 lety +4

      Kynk Gaming He didn't mention it because he believes in it

    • @TimTE01
      @TimTE01 Před 7 lety +1

      I doubt it.

    • @warmgoodrob5611
      @warmgoodrob5611 Před 6 lety +4

      Probably because it's actually not crazy ENOUGH for the list.

    • @Don-tb5lj
      @Don-tb5lj Před 6 lety +1

      Kynk it's very much true and u should do research

    • @Don-tb5lj
      @Don-tb5lj Před 6 lety

      Kynk who TF told u we think the sun is fake we just said it wasn't a ball of gas 93 million miles away

  • @davidmaglioli7048
    @davidmaglioli7048 Před 7 lety +5

    The idea that the Government can control the weather isn't that crazy when you consider that they have actually tried to do so. Which is where I imagine #6 came from.

    • @TheWolfgangGrimmer
      @TheWolfgangGrimmer Před 2 lety

      I mean the US government also tried to create experimentally brainwashed super soldiers once, but the mere fact that they tried it doesn't in any way imply that it's actually within the realm of possibility to do so.

    • @dadillonful
      @dadillonful Před rokem +1

      Yea, you are part of the problem

  • @Belzabond
    @Belzabond Před 2 lety +1

    These conspiracy theories are good for movies, but they're absolutely ridiculous in real life

  • @SantinoBA2005
    @SantinoBA2005 Před 7 lety +8

    7:20 Cute Pug.

  • @leejackson1546
    @leejackson1546 Před 7 lety +6

    The one that really gets me is the conspiracy theory about chem trails from planes that secretly control us. Honestly Simon, you could go on for days with some of these insanely dumb theories

  • @punkfan97
    @punkfan97 Před 7 lety +8

    here's another good one some people actually think that "lol" means Lucifer Our Lord and you're actually summoning the devil when you type that

  • @0nly1truth
    @0nly1truth Před 3 lety +12

    I can’t stand conspiracy theorist‘s, it is like arguing with a brick wall.

  • @victordennett
    @victordennett Před 6 lety +4

    Good job. Keep making anti-conspiracy cook vids and I'll keep liking.

  • @greshan7789
    @greshan7789 Před 7 lety +3

    It is unflinching belief that is stupidity, keeping an open mind is actually the opposite of stupidity.

  • @MrC0MPUT3R
    @MrC0MPUT3R Před 7 lety +9

    I'm a simple man. I see a startgate. I click the video.

  • @josephjurczak6449
    @josephjurczak6449 Před 7 lety +2

    He definitely said Kirk Russel, i cannot unhear it now

  • @davidcarter3830
    @davidcarter3830 Před 3 lety +3

    It's amazing how people can make an assumption without actually looking for evidence. People like that shouldn't vote or have children.

  • @MrSimythe
    @MrSimythe Před 7 lety +3

    Have you ever wondered what a conversation between a Hollow Earther and a Flat Earther would sound like?

    • @ElDerpy
      @ElDerpy Před 2 lety

      When they butt heads - a drumkit!

  • @xeroterragoth1866
    @xeroterragoth1866 Před 7 lety +6

    Ok I haven't watched the vid yet, or read any of the comments, but I'm going to make the prediction that this video is going to attract all the Alex Jones Infowars trolls pretty quickly. These people (I use the term loosely) in my experience have a serious problem with facts, reality, science, and logic in general and I can totally see them crawling out of the darkened corners of their mom's basement to harass the ever living crap out of not only the creators of this video, but also anyone who posts here (including myself).
    *Que the attack of the angry attic and basement dwellers in 3...2...1...*

    • @xeroterragoth1866
      @xeroterragoth1866 Před 7 lety +2

      That. Was. Freaking. Hilarious.
      And I thought chemtrails, flat earth, and the moon landing being faked were laughable conspiracies. Kind of shocked none of those made it into this list...

  • @UndeadSchizophrenicProductions

    My biggest issues are that conspiracy theorists take advantage of people with mental disabilities. It is morally wrong

  • @x27x69
    @x27x69 Před 4 lety +3

    If you water water it will grow

  • @EoR_2B4GOT10
    @EoR_2B4GOT10 Před 7 lety +3

    alot of people think that their is an easy cure for cancer but that its not released because people want to earn money with the treatment of cancer
    they completly ignore the fact that having the cure would make more money than the treatments every would

    • @ThSadomasohista
      @ThSadomasohista Před 7 lety +1

      Actually...no. It has been proven time and time again that providing "temporary treatments" earns more money than permanent solutions. Curing cancer = curing cancer, but providing all the stuff for chemio therapy etc. etc.? people come back for years and years..= $$$$
      Whether there is a cure for cancer or not, well, that's debatable. I find it strange that there were instances when people came out to the public with cures for cancer, and instead of being disproven, they just "disappeared". I wouldn't put it past our society for cancer-cures to be covered up.

  • @gbishop1774
    @gbishop1774 Před 7 lety +8

    I'm not a fan of Obama myself, but I'm not gonna call him a ducking alien lizard

    • @gbishop1774
      @gbishop1774 Před 7 lety +3

      *fucking. and just because of this I'm starting a new conspiracy that auto correct is being controlled by the alien lizards that live inside the hollow Earth, but trick us into thinking they're on the moon that doesn't exist

  • @countmonte5296
    @countmonte5296 Před 5 lety +1

    haha 😂 this guy cracks me up, best commentary ever

  • @JaelaOrdo
    @JaelaOrdo Před 5 lety +9

    Saddam do you have an alien stargate?
    “What? No, relax guuuuuy, no stargates here.”

  • @iMisfiTv
    @iMisfiTv Před 7 lety +26

    The Mandela Effect deserves a mention here..

    • @shaunelliott8583
      @shaunelliott8583 Před 6 lety +9

      Not a conspiracy though, just a strange (and imagined) phenomenon

    • @jakeand9020
      @jakeand9020 Před 5 lety +1

      Well if you go with the converging alternate realities theory it would qualify as a conspiracy theory. I think, since there really is no solid explanation for the phenomenon, which is very real, it's kind of hard to dismiss anything out of hand.

    • @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard
      @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard Před 3 lety +4

      Well, Mandela Effect is a phenomenon that does happen
      The bizarre parallel universes expla ation people give IS a conspiracy theory however

  • @SpiceGhouls
    @SpiceGhouls Před 7 lety +6

    The Paul is Dead theory.

    • @ejejdjjs6400
      @ejejdjjs6400 Před 3 lety +1

      Happy CatLady not dumb enough, but no way in hell paul Mccartney was replaced by an almost exact replica

  • @markr102
    @markr102 Před 6 lety +3

    I wonder what would happen if you told people a conspiracy theory that was actually real? Could you get them to go around saying "crazy theory: the moon is real!"

  • @dannybanani8013
    @dannybanani8013 Před 5 lety +2

    You didn't mention flat earthers.... so sad those people.

  • @JervisGermane
    @JervisGermane Před 7 lety +3

    I've been to Denver Airport with my wife, who is a fan of all things conspiratorial, and we didn't see anything out of the ordinary. We were looking for the signs and couldn't see them. I don't know how anyone could have just dreamed them up out of thin air.

  • @mynamejeef7166
    @mynamejeef7166 Před 7 lety +4

    only a lizardmen whould say that the theory is stupid

    • @PeterParker-ff7ub
      @PeterParker-ff7ub Před 3 lety

      Which idiots think ix part of the conspiracy and anything that proves them wrong. It keeps going no matter how wrong they are.

  • @jed-henrywitkowski6470

    I'm sorry about the Smurfs stealing your guy's water! Lol.

  • @IllusionistBeatsOfficial
    @IllusionistBeatsOfficial Před 4 lety +2

    The snow one kinda makes sense though. Soot only forms when you burn solid carbon-based matter (NOT snow, which doesn’t burn and only melts). Also, as any smoker knows, the gas smell coming from a lighter smells like gas, not plastic. Never once has it ever smelled anything even vaguely like plastic.

    • @MasterAdam100
      @MasterAdam100 Před 4 lety

      I've tried the lighter experiment during winter in Kansas. Snow there did the same thing. If people believe this insane idea, they would have to say that all snow is fake.

    • @IllusionistBeatsOfficial
      @IllusionistBeatsOfficial Před 4 lety

      MasterAdam100 any idea why? I’d really like to know what’s going on there

  • @littlepumpkinpiehair-cutte519

    You forgot the earth is flat! I fell off it once...😓

  • @wolfpackq2321
    @wolfpackq2321 Před 6 lety +6

    Conspiracies used to make sense.
    Now conspiracy theories are like: THIS PERSON IS IN THE ILLUMINATI CAUSE I SAID SO.

  • @scavenger4704
    @scavenger4704 Před 7 lety +1

    I used to give too much credit to humanity when I was little, then I grew up and realized most people are insane idiots.

  • @bobotett4320
    @bobotett4320 Před 3 lety +2

    I don't need Yoga to worship the Satan, I worship Satan on my own

  • @factsbutthurtyourfeelings7708

    So which is worse? Believing that the moon has been a hologram throughout every traceable society, or...Or that the moon is made of cheese...Or...Alien bases on the dark side of the moon?

    • @FlushGorgon
      @FlushGorgon Před 7 lety +1

      There is no dark side of the Moon.
      Therefore, you can clearly see the alien bases from behind, at certain hours.

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 Před 7 lety +1

      Flush Gorgon rush hour?

    • @factsbutthurtyourfeelings7708
      @factsbutthurtyourfeelings7708 Před 7 lety

      Nostophod pleb?Anytime you see someone inferior...slap them. Anytime you want to come see how inferior I am...we can meet.You already sound like some dumbass that needs to have their head kicked in

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 Před 7 lety

      Nostophod now you should both kiss

    • @Digitizeddragon
      @Digitizeddragon Před 7 lety +1

      Hologram and moon cheese are a tie I'd say.

  • @UmbrellaGent
    @UmbrellaGent Před 7 lety +3

    I belive that Mario live action movie actually happened. It even binds with reptillian leaders theory.

  • @miscedezshaw86
    @miscedezshaw86 Před 7 lety +1

    #2 sounds just crazy enough to make a great movie plot!

  • @Flatrocker512
    @Flatrocker512 Před 6 lety

    Had a co-worker who was Conspiracy Theory guy. Once, I got fed up while he was reading some "article" about how "the earth is going to experience fifteen days of darkness in November of 2017... This article quotes some high-ranking NASA officials... Apparently it's due to a chemical effect between Jupiter and Venus..." I couldn't believe a fully-grown adult would believe anything so stupid. "Not to be that guy," I replied, "but cite your source." After a few seconds of scrolling on his phone he simply said, "Uh... NASA."

  • @HeatherHolt
    @HeatherHolt Před 7 lety +5

    The moon is cheese.
    Seriously no Flat Earth theory bullshit??

    • @pca1987
      @pca1987 Před 7 lety +2

      Heather Holt Yeah. That one is even worse than the hollpw Earth one.

    • @HeatherHolt
      @HeatherHolt Před 7 lety

      P Ariza I'm sure before too long I'll have at least one flat earther psycho berate me in this comment thread. How can anyone be so daft as to believe the earth is flat lol it's hilarious. What do they think happens when you get to the ends?

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 Před 7 lety +1

      Heather Holt I've seen a fuckload of yt videos and 'documentaries' stating the Moon was actually a hollow sphere of iron and aliens are hiding their spaceship in there

    • @HeatherHolt
      @HeatherHolt Před 7 lety

      DelToro Perdedor wow I just can't even. Where do they get these kinds of ideas? I can understand when ancient people thought stars were where the afterlife was and the sun was a god, but now that there's a little thing called the age of science, and people just completely ignore scientific facts it kills me.

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 Před 7 lety +1

      Heather Holt fantasy sells more than actual truth and there are people who are allergic to science

  • @thecyberchill8907
    @thecyberchill8907 Před 7 lety +4

    um... i live in georgia.. we dont get snow often, but we get icy roads but no fucking way that snow burning shit is real

    • @ScrubLordIdeas666
      @ScrubLordIdeas666 Před 7 lety +1

      Bella D Copular yes, you are correct my fellow Georgian

    • @guitarboy1234
      @guitarboy1234 Před 7 lety

      Bella D Copular I know how you feel. This guy is making people think close minded. I'm sure the gulf of Tonkin was just in our heads too

    • @TimTE01
      @TimTE01 Před 7 lety

      Snow does burn under direct heat. Indirect heat is what makes it melt without burning.
      I got a C in Chemistry and even I know that.

  • @spider-turtle481
    @spider-turtle481 Před 2 lety +2

    People think birds are government drones.

    • @bradysmith4245
      @bradysmith4245 Před 2 lety +1

      I thought that was just a joke but it wouldn’t shock me if some idiots actually believe it.

  • @baileymoran8585
    @baileymoran8585 Před 3 lety +1

    My in-law’s neighbor is so deep into this shit he lost contact with his wife and kids, and lost about 100 lbs. He probably needed to lose about 30-50, but now he looks super unhealthy. He won’t eat several foods because ‘mind control agents.’ He lost his job. I’m not sure how he keeps his house. I believe he paid it off and his ex wife pays his property tax. He used to be an engineer. I jokingly called him ‘Howard Hughs’ until. Met him. It’s baffling that he can be so smart and so STUPID. He is also a borderline hoarder now.

  • @Everest314
    @Everest314 Před 7 lety +22

    Where are the chemtrails?!

    • @bradpitt4815
      @bradpitt4815 Před 6 lety +1

      Theories. Not facts.

    • @Don-tb5lj
      @Don-tb5lj Před 6 lety +1

      Chemtrails are facts and the director of the CIA admitted it, the excuse they gave was to block out the sun because of global warming but at the same time their conveniently poisoning us

    • @kaotik1369
      @kaotik1369 Před 5 lety

      Nowhere

    • @AhAh-ni2cb
      @AhAh-ni2cb Před 4 lety

      Che trails are real so one yesterday shaped like a sheep

  • @aja9574
    @aja9574 Před 7 lety +4

    Scientology

    • @feralfio5041
      @feralfio5041 Před 7 lety

      It's more of a malicious cult.. But considering how they thought we came from a volcano, yeah. I'd say they deserve a spot.

  • @benjaminwhite3585
    @benjaminwhite3585 Před 7 lety

    You forgot Alex Jones' hilariously awesome theory that there are chemicals in juice boxes that turn our children gay!! LMAO

  • @GrungeHead47
    @GrungeHead47 Před 7 lety

    Damn guys this is a top 10 video. They can't put every insane conspiracy theory on here, that would be like a 12 hour video.

  • @wyattcorbin1629
    @wyattcorbin1629 Před 7 lety +4

    What if all the animals are shapeshifting lizards????

    • @joshdoe164
      @joshdoe164 Před 7 lety

      Even lizards ?

    • @jcse16
      @jcse16 Před 6 lety

      Especially the lizards, they are the worst of them.

    • @markhoffart622
      @markhoffart622 Před 6 lety

      What if all lizards are shapeshifting animals???

  • @shanepleasants6280
    @shanepleasants6280 Před 7 lety +4

    I've been to Denver airport multiple times and I believe it too be evil even though I'm not much of a conspiracy theorist but you can't deny the art seems to be out of place for a airport. The only conclusion is the art is used for people who are scared to fly because after seeing some of the art flying is a breeze your just happy to get the fuck out of that place

  • @ShiftyQuail
    @ShiftyQuail Před 7 lety +1

    The blue horse statue really is that terrifying. Especially at night.

  • @434444334
    @434444334 Před 7 lety

    thank you adam thank you
    i needed a good laugh today and this was so stupid and awesome

  • @GermanLeftist
    @GermanLeftist Před 7 lety +52

    My favourite is still the big mysterious sky daddy that nobody ever saw or actually talked with but billions of people believe in.

    • @ivanspoljaric9267
      @ivanspoljaric9267 Před 7 lety +6

      Mario Quade Saddam Huseins stargate is more believeable than that

    • @testrun2985
      @testrun2985 Před 7 lety

      Mario Quade I'm pretty sure that's hate speech

    • @GermanLeftist
      @GermanLeftist Před 7 lety +7

      TestRun
      How the hell would that be hate speech?

    • @jasonneu81
      @jasonneu81 Před 7 lety

      +TestRun Someone disagreeing with you by having their own opinion is hate speech? Jesus Christ get of your high horse you whiny SJW idiot, anti free speech morons like you are pathethic.

    • @willow7610
      @willow7610 Před 7 lety +1

      TestRun no you idiot

  • @QWERTYADAM
    @QWERTYADAM Před 7 lety +4

    "The Iraq war was started over conflict" if you are going to make fun of stupid theories, don't put stupid ones out yourself

    • @Goraka91
      @Goraka91 Před 7 lety +1

      I mean technically aren't all wars caused by 'conflict'? :P

    • @ShadicRothZz1998
      @ShadicRothZz1998 Před 7 lety +1

      adam mcgraw That moment when you forget what conflict means and look stupid trying to call someone else stupid.
      Conflict can literally just mean 'bad things that happened'. So yeah, learn up.

  • @dennisgonzalez4186
    @dennisgonzalez4186 Před 3 lety +1

    This needs an annual update

  • @jaskuri6913
    @jaskuri6913 Před 6 lety +2

    Illuminati lizards living at a space station on the dark side of the moon spying on us from our cinnamon toast crunch bowl confirmed

  • @PewDieDuckChannel
    @PewDieDuckChannel Před 7 lety +4

    Hollow earth?! well, just dig in it I guess and show them (believers ) a genuine footage of the escaped to finally settle the issue. make sense?..

  • @kevin10001
    @kevin10001 Před 7 lety +5

    The one I call the Obama 11th hour theory should be here where at the last minute he is going to put through an executive order that will allow him to keep the presidency forever

    • @bigkingspeakerdwestemperor5068
      @bigkingspeakerdwestemperor5068 Před 7 lety

      Will he reveal his true lizard nature?

    • @kevin10001
      @kevin10001 Před 7 lety

      Adolf Hipster he isn't a lizard

    • @bigkingspeakerdwestemperor5068
      @bigkingspeakerdwestemperor5068 Před 7 lety

      That's what they want you to think...

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 Před 7 lety

      kevin10001 I don't think Americans have anymore luck left, so this ain't gonna happen

    • @mistyhustad7121
      @mistyhustad7121 Před 7 lety

      Thank God it isn't. I don't like Trump, but I'll take him over Obama. The man didn't accomplish one worth while thing during his Presidency. The one thing he was know for was the Health Care Act and that's already proving to be a negative thing. The man's approval rating was ridiculously low even among his own party. Maybe Trump will at least accomplish something. However, I tell you what though I don't really care for either of them, I'll take either Trump or Obama over Hillary.

  • @ericvacca551
    @ericvacca551 Před 4 lety +1

    Invading another country for a Stargate? If it was actually real Hell Yes! Thats a major national security issue.

  • @alucards1stmaster562
    @alucards1stmaster562 Před 6 lety

    This is beautiful. Peaple are great😆 This video made me glad to be alive.

  • @prodigalb.7676
    @prodigalb.7676 Před 7 lety +3

    Aight but for real tho, i used to live in Denver, been to the Airport alot. Not saying it's true but theres some creepy shit in there....

  • @QueSarahSarah72
    @QueSarahSarah72 Před 7 lety +3

    I love conspiracy theories and find them entertaining. Google and Bing probably think I'm a conspiracy theorist since I watch so many vids and read articles about the stuff. But for me it's like reading fairy tales. Though I have to admit there are a select few that are plausible. Some conspiracy theories have turned out to be true (MK Ultra for example). And then there are those theories that are based slightly in fact and have gotten out of hand... (how legends are formed I guess?). I think conspiracy theories are the computer age versions of mythology - the way humans explain what doesn't make sense. I love ancient folklore so I can see the comparison between conspiracy theories and past folklore. And centuries from now scholars will study our era and teach most conspiracy theories as ancient folklore (Imagine taking a class in the future called: 20th and 21st Century Conspiracy Theories)

  • @Jambi4204
    @Jambi4204 Před 3 lety +1

    Thank you for bringing up the horse at the Denver airport. Now I'm not saying the airport is evil, but the artist who made the creepy horse was crushed to death by the horse when it was finished.

  • @hmmoran1
    @hmmoran1 Před 3 lety +1

    Thanks I had too many brain cells

  • @DireHammer
    @DireHammer Před 4 lety +5

    Dude, there's something weird going on at the Denver Airport. Just sayin.

  • @PippinBeutlin
    @PippinBeutlin Před 6 lety +3

    In some statement we live with dinosaurs they're called birds

  • @phoradio1277
    @phoradio1277 Před 6 lety

    I'm from Georgia and my grandfather used to fertilize his yard with chicken manuer. One year we had a late snow in March and he had the prettiest, blackest snow. LOL

  • @crane8819
    @crane8819 Před 6 lety

    The hollow Earth theory is crazy but you have to admit it would be pretty cool lol.