Roasting Every College Major in 60 Seconds
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- Roasting Every College Major in 60 Seconds.
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Anyone wanna guess what my major is? Hint: I’ll likely end up homeless ; )
Fast talking?
That'd be a fun major lol
honestly i wanna guess medical-
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Clearly it’s communications. I mean listen to you talk, god damn
Criminology: I wanna become a cop but I'm learning how to be a criminal.
Exactly
Nah, criminology is more like “I wanna be a criminal but I’m too lazy to do it”
Rivanfotek what’s the difference between a cop and a criminal
oh so just like a regular criminal
do they become detectives?
forgetting physics was the roast .
@Podcast - SørenCast Z says the man with a negative of a sad psychopath clown's pic on his display .👍🏽
@@soumyaprakash3569 says the man with an "S"
@@yuritardid7761 touché 💙
so sad!
@@yuritardid7761 😂😂😂
I love how he intentionally skipped Law because he knew that a law student would write a 500-words essay explaining why he's wrong with no room for counter-argument
Or being sued for libel!
Law isn’t an undergrad major tho
@@hispanicshovel1485 there is pre law tho
@@christina-xz2tj Yeah but it really doesn’t count. It’s just like pre-med, it’s not a major it’s just a pathway. I could be pre-med majoring in art, and just taking classes on the side like biology, chem, etc etc. Being pre-law doesn’t make the classes any more difficult than if you just did the major of those classes
500 word essays aren't even that long lol
“The H in ENGINEERING stands for happiness!”
My sister showed this one to me as a joke, but she got uncomfortable when I started laughing far too hard. That’s when my family started to worry about my choice of major.
And the S for social skills
P is for peace
engine for suff
As someone planning to choose it as a major Not sure i should cry or laugh lmao ✋🏻😭
The S also stand for sleep
Linguistics: you learn how every language is structured and never learn to speak any of them
The cherry on top is whenever you mention that you're a linguistics major, you always get the question "Cool, how many languages do you know?"
In my English grade we actually need to choose two languages appart from English (not English native)
Had to be bilingual for the Linguistics MA program but like…you’re still correct 😂
Sounds oddly interesting
that's,,, that's why i'm majoring in linguistics though,,,,,,,
Law: spending four years to learn rules on how to win an argument
Basically the same as philosophy lol
basically debates you used to participate in high school but instead of facts, you use abstract statements to prove your point and get money.
@@ARCANICA19 true but it can potentially pay well like accounting if you do corporate/commercial law
alt text for Law: You quickly found out this isn't like Phoenix Wright, but your parents will be proud of you for once if you keep going.
omg that is the perfect definition
Geology: Spend 4 years looking at rocks and responding with “I don’t know” whenever you’re asked what kind of rock this is
LMAO
LMFAO 😂
🤣🤣🤣
I'm second year in geology 😅 lol
BAHAHAHA can confirm
Environmentalism, a major where you learn just how fucked we really are in 4 years
And how nuclear energy could save us, but no one approves it.
Environmentalism: getting tested on depression and existential crises. Also how well we touch grass
So true xd My major is enviromental protection/studies
exactly why I chose to not enter that field. I wanted to help, but I knew I'd just end up depressed.
@Haku Yuki Didn't you guys say this every time that we're given a deadline, and isn't it always the case that you're either misremembering or purposefully forgetting the actual details?
Forensics: a major to teach you who did it while simultaneously teaching you how to get away with murder
lol
@@phoria87 I agree
Forensics major are sure to get a job a soon as they graduate, since an unemployed forensics major is just a potential super-criminal, and we can't have those running around.
That’s the major for me
As a psychology major wanting to go into forensic psychology, this is painfully accurate
Architecture : people that wants to take art but parents aren't giving consents
I was waiting for this comment
The accuracy
ohmy yes
Yes
So relatable
Maths major : a degree where you create the problem that doesn't exist and get stressed over it
Physics majors: where you learn about how everything works in the universe but never consider air friction
Yh but Math's is beautiful
@@Nylemrac_Haillehcyup. I also love meth
That's just Newtonian physics which doesn't consider air friction
It’s so nice that other people do math so I don’t have to
@@GoogleAccount-zf3cy We had to account for friction in every problem in first year classical physics. So yes, it does.
The fact that business school fees are so high only rich kids can afford it really adds to the saying,
"the rich get richer".
Haha exactly same with law school and med school-
Basically those who are rich will get the best opportunities to get richer
*insert capitalism*
Bye!
Maybe in the US. Here in Europe? Nah. Im a business student and it’s 20€ oder 386€ per semester (depends on which type of uni u go to)
People you who go for business generally don’t make a lot of money because of their degree??
@@cratermoney6941 Finance students do makes a lot of money tho.
Imagine being American
geography majors: finally learned that africa isn’t a country
"Wait, Russia is Europe too?"
@@rakaipikatan8922 well... Eurasian.
Americans?...
finally learned that every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes
I want to like your comment but 999 is perfect
anthropology: 10% fun facts 20% looking at bones and 70% explaining to people what anthropology is
Not a joke but.....wtf is Anthropology?
**Korekiyo Shinguji wants to know your location**
@@mr.diddles3806 Lol that was the first thing that came to my mind when I read the comment.
@@renks7112 The study of humans and human evolution
@@GT-wj3gl
Oh,that is a bit interesting
Architecture: You spend 5 years figuring out how to do draw straight lines in the same way everyone else does
As someone studying physics and mathematics, I take pride in that roast.
that's definitely on brand for germany.
did you also take arts
did you also take politics
Did you pass your art study?
Sociology: you spend 4 years learning that we live in a society
I have sociology as my minor and I fucking hate it!! Like no matter what I do I am never gonna get good marks 😭
@@priyachoudhary9896 damn thats sad,.
@@priyachoudhary9896 it's interesting though
@@marcp8953 it's interesting for sure, I love learning about the dynamics of society and that's why I chose it. But unfortunately it's a private institution so they deliberately cut marks for no reason and its frustrating
@@priyachoudhary9896 that's frustrating sorry to hear that
Fashion design: spending 80k to learn how to make a 10$ dress
Haha but you can sell that 10💲 dress for 100K to people in Beverly hills.
Where my fashion and design homies at
That 10 dollar dress can sell multiple copies if it hood enough
@Mara and horrible
@@christophern762 exactly but it does not work all the time.
A few months back, I thought that accounting one was simply a joke. But after my first semester, I realized that this guy meant every word of it. The boredom literally makes me regret my life choices entirely
Yes it does😭😩 I am pushing through my second year.
how hard is an accounting major tho?
@@fxdevfx Depends. Actually in my second year I got the hang of it more and even started enjoying it sometimes. It just requires countless hours of practice. If you're hard working and actually want to like the subject then it's only a matter of time that you get the hang of it and it won't feel too hard. But then again I've seen people in my class who never really got around to liking the subject and they struggle badly. Point is if you want to like it and give efforts accordingly, it's gonna pay it's dividends.
@@fxdevfxId honestly say it’s not difficult at all. Some parts can be confusing though, but the best way to learn is like this.
The lectures/presentations/textbook will all explain how it works, it will give you context, but none of it will actually make sense until you work through an example. Hopefully your professor does in class examples of how to apply the information you learn (such as going over in class how to fill out a balance sheet, how to use an equation, how to find retained earnings, etc). It’s easy to get the hang of once you work through and see enough examples. Then you just got to practice it on your own a bit and referencing the examples and the notes from lecture/textbook when you get stuck. You should be able to do it all on your own by then and understand how it works, but to summarize, the best way to learn is through working through examples and practice. If you ever do get stuck figure out what you are confused on and ask your professor for clarification. Good luck hope you enjoy life
pays good money though.
As a theatre major I can confirm that when my professors outside of theatre find out my major, they look at me like I'm wasting my brain. 10/10 assessment.
I’m a theater major! It’s great to find others, but seriously what do we learn in theater but acting and fundamentals of it?
@@chrissiwmay2971I can think of a few: improvisation, adaptability, communication (duh), creative problem-solving, collaboration, criticism (positive criticism mind you), initiatives, etc. The skills that you learn in theatre aren't limited to that major. Some of my friends went on to law school and utilized these skills for their court studies.
Journalism: spend 4 years to just end up working at your local news station or creating your own blog
And have half of America call you an asshole because you don’t share their political beliefs, while the other half calls you an asshole for not having as strong beliefs.
@@wwetitle818 sadly this is true
then you spend most of your life either lying or fighting to get the truth out, but you're tired, so you may as well keep writing lies
Spend 4 years just to write utter garbage
You try to land a career in the New York Times, but instead end up writing for Kotaku even though you hate video games and everyone who plays them.
Pharmacy: People who wanted to be doctors but get grossed out too easily
This is literally me!!! Lol
Lmaaaao that would be me😂😂😂
Tru
@@gravityfalls8439 excuse me? Pharmacists are too dumb to be a doctor? Maybe they didn't want to blast their whole life away dealing with the true reality of hospital care and the work hours.
@@upbeat6639 said every pharmacist ever
Me as a CS student : " I've never been so much offended by something that I 100% agree on"
Me to man, computer engineer here
As a pre med that is double majoring in biology an biochemistry I was not ready to be roasted 3 times lmao
Same. Triple major here but only one of my fields was roasted . I study Computational & Data Sciences , Psychology, and DPT (Doctor of Physical Therapy).
Animation: four years of clicking buttons to see what they will do.
or: 4 years of animating a bouncy fucking rubber ball
@@lightish3754 ha ha ball go *bounce bounce bounce*
Where I live the animation industry is actually popping off af. underrated major
@@goomymaster6417 where, if you dont mind me asking? Considering animation myself
@@Swoot175 most likely Cali if he’s in the US. It’s the heart of the animation industry for America
Gender Studies: “Thank you for your donation to the college.”
Underrated comment.
It is a great topic to study on in your free time and actually research how there's more than 2, but the donation bit is pretty accurate
@@GagaBoy1346 Yup, a degree in gender studies is worthless, but actually studying social gender norms is fascinating.
Like.. what's even the point
I'm interested in reading a thing or two, watching a documentary maybe but.. A WHOLE CAREER ?!
Bruh 😂
Actually correction. Art majors spend 4 years learning to draw a cube in perspective 🙄😤 (not a joke, I had a whole class last semester dedicated to drawing perfect cubes free hand. I never knew how bad at art I truly was until that class. A humbling experience truly)
I know so many people who work in 2D digital art and make good money whilst doubtfully being able to draw a perfect cube freehand. Many of them learned for a year or two 4 hours a day before getting their first job. That just shows how useless, outdated and scammy college degrees are. They just teach you useless skills and knowledge you'll never use IRL.
These are way too accurate, haha! I snickered at some of the descriptions, and what made it even more hilarious was the method of delivery-just the apathetic, swift and blunt recital of each description.
I good one for psychology could’ve been:
“Students who study to help others with depression but can’t get out of depression themselves”
Me. I became a psychology major because I want to help people and understand why my brain works this way. 😁😁I still don’t understand but I still got a few years to go.
You guide them to pursue a life you'll never pursue
@@cawesomewhatever I’m not college age yet but that’s exactly why I want to major in psychology lol
@@cawesomewhatever same here! not in college yet but so far i want to major in psychology, mainly because i’ve always struggled to find a sense of self and identity, as well as intrusive thoughts while i was growing up. It was a pretty confusing and sometimes scary time period, i just want to understand what was happening then and possibly help other people through it.
forensic psychology will probably kill me then
Music Composition: Learning how to write dots so people can wiggle the air correctly.
Music Theory: Everything you know about music is wrong
@@eveescastle5866 Music Education: going to school to teach kids instruments you don't play.
@@wyattwahlgren8883 flash backs to highschool winter band when I was handed a clarinet and essentially told "good luck"
Frank Zappa doing an ad for music schools:
True
Law: You spend 4 years learning how to win arguments, but still be unable to win one against your parents 20 years down the line.
"Accounting: A major that will bore you to death, but at least it pays well" as an accountant myself, I can confirm this is true 😂 the routine of everyday tasks ends up being so boring, but you'll have a lot of job opportunities in different fields and the pay isn't bad.
Physics: you learn the exact height and force you would need to jump off a building in order to escape being a physics major
💀
felt
Physics major: The glass is completely full, just not with water.
UNDERRATED AF
💀💀💀
Astronomy: People who study the universe because Earth isn't interesting enough.
Earth is For Geologists
True
this.
Astronomy: studying the universe because you don't have friends on Earth
for a second there i got that mixed up with astrology was like uhhhh
The education one is so true! Anytime someone says their major is biology, chemistry, or engineering, they're always flooded with, "WOW! You must be SO smart!!"
Anytime I tell people I'm an education major, "Oh my gosh, you must be so patient, I could like never do that."
People don't expect teachers to be smart, which is an issue because these are the people teaching your kids, your nieces and nephews, your neighbors. You WANT these people to be smart and know what they're doing!
Ikr. Exactly
Abd they think we haveabd endless patience 🙄
The thing is you have to be smart to major in stem but don’t to major in education (if you major in stem you are automatically a smart but if you major in education you can still be dumb)
Unfortunately most of what education majors are taught is useless and not backed by real research
as a philosophy major who is currently working on an assessment on thomistic metaphysics, this makes me want to cry
Cheer up m8, I guess it must be very interesting. The Quinque Viae is a very clever piece of philosophy.
Physics: 4 years of studying a super hard major and potentially 6 more years for a super hard PhD only to become a programmer using those 2 computer science classes you took :’)
@JOHNNY TSIMOGIANNIS many computer science students have to learn physics and maths to
Or you just become an engineer lol
oof and I wanna do this and astronomy
This is way too accurate... I'm CS but I switched from Physics. My most recent CS class was taught by a professor who majored in Physics-Astronomy, but ended up becoming a programmer for NASA along with some fellow physics majors 😂
something tells me its gonna become way and i mean way more relevant in the next 10 years now that we are going to mars something tells me the space race 2.0 is about to happen and physics and theoretical physics is gonna be in major demand.
Law: A major for obnoxious kids to show off their vocabulary 🤷🏼♀️
I- ...nevermind, you're absolutely right😭
I’ve never been so offended by something I 100% agree with
Does it also apply to a Literature major?
Where are you studying law Serena?
One of my best friends was a philosophy major in college and is gonna go to law school next year, so on top of turning everything into a philosophical debate, he's gonna be making everything a legal issue with fancy vocab. He will be unstoppable
Physics: you chose this major because you saw a bunch of pop scientists talk about quantum mechanics, relativity, and string theory but now you have severe depression and suicidal thoughts after a semester of classical mechanics
My last exam phase made me age 10 years.
im a freshman in highschool and thinking of majoring on it sooo bad
As a computer science major for the past 2 months, you're right🤣 I went from yelling at hw on paper to yelling at hw on my pc
Anthropology: you spend four years studying people and yet you’re still socially awkward and don’t understand them
i was looking for this lmAo
Plus no one's ever heard of it, and when you (try to) explain it to them, they look at you like youre a three year old who just told them you're going to be a princess when you grow up.
@@bideny2 bruh honestly thooo, why do they act like it doesnt even exist like ??
@@tinyvanilla1206 I mean, people always like to say and act like the social sciences don't matter, so when one comes along that's so big that it covers the entire human race, people will look at it like it's useless, when it's literally the study of everything they will ever know or care about and why they will care about it. Humans are so funny, we're so self-centered but we think that all of the sciences that center on who and what we are are useless lol I'm confused
This is so true lmao.
This whole channel is a personal attack I'm gonna call the principal
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Don't forget there's always bad professors who make the major a lot more difficult than it needs to be.
Education: "People always tell you 'get an education' but they never tell you to major in it."
That one's gonna pop back into my head again on my death bed I can feel it
Engineering: You'll end up with a good job at the expense of your mental health, sleep, and happiness
Me: Jokes on you, I already lost that during high school, at least I'll get paid doing it.
Same, at least I don't like sleeping
Wait, you mean other Engineers also lost all that in high school too? Jesus, I thought I was just insane
@@aaronlandry3934 nah bro, my creativity, energy, and self esteem took a nose dive, but hey, at least I'll make good money in the future
@@stuckinbeta4567 Which year and major are you in?
@@shockwave2477 I'm a junior and I'm majoring in electrical engineering. Still I had to take physics, and that killed me
As a psychology major I can safely say I was already overthinking before I started college
Same. Looks like I was a perfect fit for it 😂
Same
Sameee
Yup, it broke me
Same
You literally nailed it lmao, especially the very last one which is exactly me 🤣
Physics: “A major that teaches you how to learn stuff.”
As a physics major, I see this as an absolute win!
Microbiology: no sleep, random hallucinations about bacteria/viruses's names, becoming a germaphobic antisocial lunatic playing god with a microscopique world.
oh my goshhhh I took one semester of microbio and I loved it, but I became Such a germaphobe 😭
@@katym1401 it's my third year in college with microbio as a specialty and still no phobia 😂 ✌️ still me and my nasty habits.
I’ve learned to NEVER take microbiology with 3 or 4 other subjects because you have A LOT of facts to memorize.
@@paladindragoongirl18 perhaps our system is different from yours, we choose a speciality in our first year, for example I chose "biology" then in our second year we get to choose one of the different branches of biology "microbiology, biochemistry, animal biology...etc" and we stay like that until third year, we get our licence degree then you choose what to study in master (within your domain). when u choose a branch you'll study what they give you to study. You don't have the freedom of choosing different subjects.
@@curiouspotato8113 I need to take microbiology 🧫 because it’s required for the LVN to BSN bridge program. I don’t remember taking microbiology in high school so it feels new to me. There’s so many cocci and bacilli to know. I need to know the protists and such. It’s an interesting subject, though.
Astronomy: spend the next four years of your life being asked by people what their horoscope is
🤣🤣🤣 this is the best one I’ve seen yet for astronomy
lol people really mix up Astrology and Astronomy
pain
can you roast Astrophysics
@@toldfable it's almost as if the words are so similar people forget sometimes 🤔
This is the only channel where I had to slow down the playback speed! Impressive! I'm usually at 2x everywhere else.
The undecided one had me dead beyond hell💀
Geology: Rocks and learning that Earth is made of Earth.
Eeey geologist gang
It’s more about earthquakes and fossils
Geology is an easy prerequisite that everyone takes and most make an A in. Easy and fun
loooool
Eyy geology gang
Languages: Learning complex grammatical structures for four years, yet still not knowing a single word.
Pretty useful for natural language processing lol
Same pfp gang
Languages and history are good( just not the way they teach it) and business one is cap
Why is this so accurate XD
Damm I thought I was safe but still...this is accurate
Biotechnology: you definitely thought you where gonna learn more biology. Have fun in your 27th chemistry class :)
Was thinking about doing this…
@@audreyf9092 oh dude. Its really fun! And biotechnology has a very LARGE variety of careers you can have within the field. Biotech is all about that *new* science. I encourage anyone who wants a biology degree or environmental science degree to just take biotechnology because the job opportunities from it is a lot better.
Also chemistry isnt that bad. Its actually pretty fun when you get a hang of it!!
Biotechnology is the degree you want to be in for the cool science stuff loool. Its a nee and poppin field with lots of space for growth as science advances!! Im personally going into genetics!!
Editing and Publishing: You want to be a writer but you hate writing so you mock other people’s writing
If you’re mocking people’s writing, then you shouldn’t get into the editing and publishing field. That’s not what it is lmao
@@ladymire Hahaha this was a joke. We are very supportive of creators and want them to succeed!
If that ain't me
I want to be a writer but I’m bad at writing and editing. I could do the feedback about the overall book though.
I'm a writer going for a degree in English & Writing, but I'm shooting to be an editor because I fully expect editing other people's work to be more lucrative than publishing/selling my own. 😂 Though generally I tend to judge spelling/grammar/word choices, not so much the content (with some exceptions if the story or character development is REALLY bad). That may change once my education systemically reforms me into a hardcore cynic.
Also, y'know, I like fixing things and helping other people succeed. Those are two of the primary motivators in my career choice.
Graphic Design: A major where you spend 4 years learning to draw a circle and then sell the circle to someone
I know it a joke but graphic designing is not just “drawing thing”, if you only do that then probably you will earn nothing
The key to graphic design is to hand your wallet and soul to Adobe and they'll let you make perfect circles all day long, then all you have to do is hope making those circles will make you more money than it loses you in your soul debt
You forgot to say, “with a cursor.”
No, you spend four years learning to design a circle, and then end up working as a social media coordinator.
@@TheFinalFarewell just pirate lmao
As a civil engineering graduate, that part was very true 😂
Finally took this out of my watch later after a year
English Literature: A major for those who can't actually write, but want to overanalyze what dead people wrote.
i feel attacked
Amazing , I said this to my teacher, now My teacher never speaks to me.
@@adrian-we4km Lolol it's my major, I went for the attack~
@@riksinha5 Oop- Welll, as an English Literature major it's true. We overanalyze what the dead really wrote. I'm going for a doctorate in it.
@@luckey1126 same, it's my major too.
Astronomy: You think about your existence in the universe to the point where everything doesn't feel real anymore.
Astrology: people always double take if you said 'nomy' because they can't believe anyone would pay for a fake degree.
It's impossible to roast astronomy, it's too cool 😁
Astronomy!!!!! The stars!!!! -"Astronomy" by Blue Oyster Cult
Astronomy is beyond roasting if you are inquisitive ☺️
Agreed
The computer science one isn’t even a roast, that sounds like heaven
I'm on my second semester of Engineering and I'm already going insane lol
If I remember to do so, I'll come back once I'm done with that and tell ya how it went
Botany : A major where you study about plants including their reproductive fusion but you never even had a kiss in real life.
must’ve been majoring in botany my whole life
its useful on mars with potatoes and shit in hand, not literally because ew but still
I’m in Chemical Engineering and I’ve only kissed one girl so far. Oh well, I’ll be making good money in like 3 semesters. Bitches like money, right?
@@aaronlandry3934 Not if you call em bitches
No wonder Poison Ivy from Batman was so horny and spiteful.
Linguistics: You spend 4 years learning how to talk again
how speak? when speak? HOW SPEAK SPEAK?
I'm in engineering but my Linguistics classes have been my favorite classes so far! Its so interesting
@@mageotime lmao my friend is also an engineering student who loves linguistics
LMAOOOO
Yeah...*sighs*
I was waiting for that kind of summary of Art History. And yet, it still hurts...
As an aspiring psychologist, I take pride in that roast
As an engineering student, I completely agree with that analysis
Am about to go to Engineering major, wish me luck
Nitsu what kind of engineering
@@camclarke7006 idk, something like machinery, cars, in here its simply called "machine engineering" (haven't taken the time to see the different majors yet, so will probably come back with one in a bit)
Edit: quick google search lead me to think the major is mechanical engineering (if im correct)
Yo how hard is it I wanna be an engineer (I’m in junior year of high school btw)
Nitsu fun! I’m a computer engineer. I build and program circuits
Architecture: Art and engineering combined, except instead of just being able to have good chance of getting a job by drawing squares, you find out you have half the happiness, mental health, and free time because each square requires 43 lines, 32 measurements, and 10 minutes to complete which you will spend the next 3 weeks explaining why you put it there
I feel this very deeply as a fellow architecture major. All the hardest parts of art, engineering, and communication, all crammed into one class. And we don't even get the recognition for the shit-circus we put up with because we're not in philosophy or business or medical school. Chin up and face to the wind, friend.
Omg this. Felt😭
Going through all of this only to be called an "architecture" instead of an "architect" by your friends.
Im only in the first period, but I agree with you completely, and I hate it
(I'm passionate about a lot of it, and really, really love the history and more artsy classes, but, boy, do I hate it)
Don't forget making process models and finished models. One which can look like a five year old's haphazard art project; the other makes you cry trying cut everything to scale and neatly glue it together before you learn about the miracle of the laser cutter. Also, sometimes accidentally super gluing yourself to something (yourself, the model, your xacto knife, the desk...) and not knowing how exactly it happened, just that you need nail polish remover to unglue yourself.
Some Game Design Major class:
This one kid: Fun fact I took off two weeks of work to play Skyrim
Everyone (including the professor): Absolute legend
Astronomy: your favorite form of humor is puns, specifically cheesy science ones found on Facebook mom t-shirts.
You forgot physics. “You spend 4 years analyzing totally unrealistic situations, like spherical cows without gravity or friction.”
After that description I want to change my major to physics
I'm interested.
@@methcat5005 I'm a freshman studying physics major already thinking to switch to cs
Spherical cows are a surprisingly good approximation for blackbody radiation tho
You say unrealistic like it's a challenge
I can think of several much harsher burns for math majors:
“When you were in middle school you based your entire personality on how many digits of pi you had memorized.”
“You’re the type of person to work words like ‘tautological’ or ‘lemma’ into casual conversation just so people will ask you what they mean.”
“You have at some point spent an entire weekend trying to solve at least one of the millennium problems and actually managed to convince yourself you were getting close.”
Shut up because I one point I could recite 75 digits of pi and I can still do the 100 digits of pi song.
And it wasn’t the millennium problems it was basically trying to understand existence. AND I SWEAR I GOT CLOSE /nm
@@certifiednerd542 Pfffft… I was at over 270 (of course I can only remember like 50, if that) and I’ve already worked existence: the answer is 42.
I’ve found that I end up using “trivial” in the mathematical sense. Like trivially satisfying a condition. And what’s wrong with calling something a tautology, if it’s a tautology? It’s a perfectly useful word.
@@ahlpym define tautology. I love new words fellow logolept
Tautology sounds like a fun word, what is it? I could look it up, but nah
As a chemistry, biochemistry, languages and business student this hits hard
Your videos are all so hilarious😂 and pretty true.
Physics: Engineers but we get paid less and go even more unnoticed, but will still cling to the hope of becoming like one of our impossibly genius idols.
Truer words have never been spoken
This hit too close...
Ouch
Engineers? Tf? That hurts dude, mind your words :(
That Attack-
Dropping out: disappointment to your family, but at least you stress about wtf to do now in exchange for not stressing out about being in debt.
Drop out '11 here lol. Best thing ever.
As much as I love my alma mater, dropping out was one of the best decisions I ever made.
@@Raptorman0205 tell me more
You get rid of college debt by dropping out?
😭😂
As someone who studying biology, the sleepless part is totally true 😂. The fun fact is, my mom really disagree with me taking this course but my Dad approved it so yeah... Now I'm happy being a panda-eyed student in every semester 😆.
“Or else daddy will get the belt” 💀💀💀💀💀 FINISHED
Philosophy: Able to have very deep thoughts about being unemployed.
Communications: Being very articulate about how much it sucks to be unemployed.
lmao
😂😂😂
Ha jokes on you I just got a communications job!
@@noahcody2655 Oh! So you're the one.
@@stonecoldku4161 I’m that one outlier dot on the graph 😂
Social work: You spend 4 years of school to get second hand trauma from other people
4 years of schooling to help people with their mental health but then you have unresolved trauma 😭😭
Fr, I love this major and am passionate about helping others, but the closer I am to earning this degree, the more I’m starting to worry about if this will be unhealthy for me
I have a grand-aunt who was a social worked for over 30 years. Ironically enough when her OWN DAUGHTER should have had her FOUR kids (over the course of two and a half decades) taken away from her from a combination of neglect, drug abuse, alcohol abuse, 'poor parenting' of the Rule 34 variety (I don't think they were directly involved but they were certainly exposed to it), unstable environment (as in she moved in with whomever would put up with her and she could 'party' with and took them with her), she turned a blind eye to it all.
Now her daughter's three eldest hate her guts and have moved out of state to get away from her. Her daughter's youngest isn't even 10 yet but clearly already has 'issues'. A shame, really. She's a sweet girl.
@@brainrot5267 It will be. You WILL need a therapist in less than 3 years.
can confirm
The most accurate youtube roasting videos ever..
I'm only studying cogsci because unis don't offer neuroscience in my country. You're the first youtuber that knows these majors, congrats.
Marine Biology: A social club for people who did everything a doctor had to do, but just want to look at fish
there are many benefits to being a marine biologist
A friend of mine wants to be a marine biologist (Idk if that's the correct translation, just guessed), and that definition is exactly what it sounds like.
fish girl
Marine biology: people who just like to swim but need to make their parents proud
Me, a marine biology major
Animation: A major where you spend four years learning how to draw a circle... and make it move.
Animation: A major where you spend four years learning how to stretch
Animation: a major where you learn how to draw a bouncy ball
You nailed it right on the head with Economics 😂 literally me
As someone going into Bio on the Pre-Med track, this hits deep. Also, yay me for having a nearly full ride!
Nurse: spending 4 years to learn how to give medicine to people who don’t appreciate you
Part of that sure as hell needs to be "and how to ignore them while you do what's good for them".
“Glorified wiper of butts that aren’t even related to you.” That’s a spicy one I heard.
@@hayleybartek8643 that's a cna...not a nurse
Yes but if the cna isnt there...Who do you thinks doing it?
Nursing: your Filipino mother's lifelong dream and you get to live it whether you like it or not.
I love how you didn’t even try to roast the most Chad major of all:
Air Conditioning Repair
Air Conditioning Repair: People make fun of you until their Air Conditioner goes kaput and you earn their respect immediately
Air Conditioning Repair: *Become a sentient air conditioner but disguised as a repairman*
Nah, it’s gotta be Golf Management
I didn't even know that this is a thing
@@carmen7551 have you never heard of hvac.
Geography: A combo pack of geology, remote sensing, science, arts, history in one subject with no job
this
though, i liked geology while it lasted
should I or should I not choose Accounting instead, after all - i studied it for 4 years in and I have to make money, but aren't there any _other_ options darnit
Business...the snake thingy is so right, I have learned how to stay patient through everything and look on the bright side for the sake of my mental health.
The panic attacks they caused me, I literally went to the ER...I didn't cry though so that's good, no tears for these snakies.
Geology: Spending 200,000 dollars to find out that a rock is a rock
ah yes this is exactly what i want-
me, who wishes to become a geologist:
hehe rock go brrr
Creative Writing: you'll spend 4 years learning how to do something you could have taught yourself
That's many of the arts in my personal opinion
@@kassidyryzer2909 agreed. although sometimes I get temped, since I’ve never had any friends that could actually critique my art, and I could reallllllly use that sometimes.
but I dunno if art class would be any better. people have different tastes and I had an art teacher in high school that would give critique but forget what I was going for in the first place and it would stray from that when I kept following her advice.
I grew so much as a writer because workshops do provide you with a chance to interact with other passionate writers. Coupled with a normal English degree that further enhanced my knowledge of how genre, the English literary cannon, and how different writing styles interacted with the text was beneficial.
Damnit I was planning to do that 😭
@@lillipup_tamer1148 i love workshops, theyre so insightful and you grow in all aspects of your writing
Imagine having a conversation with this guy 💀
As a Buisness major, you hit the nail on the head
As someone who’s probably gonna major in computer science, that description doesn’t bother me at all cuz it describes me perfectly lmao
anti social nerd gang unite
yo same
Ok
Also same
I can make the games
Sameee
Kinesiology: "Idunno, man. I'm just here on a football scholarship."
Also sports management tbh
💀
As a biology major, yes definitely some sleepless nights the week before an exam just studying and writing down notes I didn't write during class. But I still passed, barely.
Social Work: You're depressed and think helping other people will make you less depressed
Damm 😭