Hard Bass School - NARKOMAN
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Э3
Oh man!!! Nice music, I must said, I thing that, this music is one of the best music about gangsta life, which I watch and heard in my life :D
sick mates great music btw
Men in Black - Russian Version
They even have a 9mm memory eraser.
*Slavic
@@f1krq340 Russia is slavic
@@professionalbabushka4591 Any Serbian/Belorus/Ukrainan/Polish/czech/sloavk/bulgarian/montenegrin/croat/bosniak/slovenian/macedonian : Am i a joke to you?
Boi but they are from Russia
Scientists: There are no side effects from the Russian Corona Virus injection.
The Test subjects:
Subject goes dancing for make their cell strong like slavics and the cells smack the virus
Franz Juniro
Amen
Cientificos:No hay efectos secundarios en la inyeccion de la vacuna rusa dek coronavirus.
Los sujetos de prueba: XD
@@Nicolas-zc1zf gracias por la traduccion master
It works then.
Ok but can we appreciate how they dance without even smilling?
Absolute legends
Siema
That's the KGB agents for you, my friend
Russians don't smile
@@RandomBruv65 Нет хахаха
To see a slav smile you need to have hours of work its not easy its really rare to see a slav smile im a slav but from poland i smile but rarely
Disney princess: sings
Every animal in a 10 mile radius:
You are going to gulag
Jajjsjs so true 🤣
Bad joke=gulag
The fact they are dancing in a forest makes this funnier
Actually unfunny
This comments section:
1% normal comments
99% *ELMO’S GONNA DANCE FOR THE MOTHERLAND*
I don't think it's possible to have normal comments on a video like this
☭
Normal comments are in russian
You mean 99% comrade 1% non comrade
1% hardbass
99 % cyka blyat
1997: man in black
2002 man in black II
2012: man in black III
2019: man in blyat
@Azuzius that's a big r/woooooosh
@@warmoragns9131 *uno reversewoosh card*
@@yes____ no u
@@wambo3903 yes u
Man in the motherland
Mum:
“Why don’t you go play with the neighbour’s kids?”
The neighbour’s kids:
@@LockeIProd probablemente.
Gulag for you
These kids are fucking awesome what you mean
We’d join them
Да i like.
Me: i just want to sleep please.
My brain:
С Москвы наркоман
С Москвы хулиган
С Москвы наркоман
Наркотики куришь?
aaaaaAAAAAAAAA WHY CAN I READ THAT
@@usernotfound9648
Что ты имеешь в виду?
I feel this
I could feel that
English translation plz
*Comrade Elmo will dance FOR THE MOTHERLAND*
prodigy.exe is the embodiment of god
XD I CAME FOR THIS
Y e e e s
Comrade Elmo is why I came hear
bear.gif
Campers: Do you hear that noise in these forest?
Forest: **muffled hardbass**
*elmo in the distance with these legendary russians*
*[ translation English to vodka ]*
What are you doing on our campsite?? !!![[[Nike Detective]]]]!!! *WESTERN SPIES!*
Blyat Yuri,why u take the broken subwoofer,why hardbass so muffled???
Campers: wait is that the...NARKOMEN
If you go to Japan's forest you will find dead bodies but if you go to Russia's forest you will find this
Imagine one day thinking "hey, is nice day for walk..." and then you run into two guys in full business formalwear charcoal cooking a chicken in a computer case while dancing on a rug to a song being played by two desk speakers powered by a generator...
Russianess intensifies
Great day indeed
And that song has only one phrase: A drug addict, hooligan from Moscow - which is being said in a weird Georgian accent
@@ik2254 well.... if that how they roll..... they roll like it I suppose
A casual camp day in Russia
Upon arrival to Russia you will be given the map of Hardbass stations across the country, where you can enjoy the wall rug, shoot some chickens and make your very own bbq party. Don't miss it!
Speed it up to x1.25 its hilarious 😂😂😂
If Matrix was filmed in Russia:
Western spy gonna to gulag in 1945, colorized
Men in black CCCP edition
they're a perfect contradiction, the duality of the universe. One is stoic, unmoved, cold, and precise. The onther one is full of energy, untamed, and unpredictable. One breaks a pc to cook a shot bird inside it, the other one makes the table, takes care of the music and puts those tracksuit pants there for style. One of them catches a fish bare-handed, the other one drops it in the final move
they're perfect, I tell ya
red vodka or blue kvass?
I WHEEZED SSMCJAJCJAJZ
Blyat in black? xD
Xd
Blyad.
Why not coved in Vodka and Sermachki 😂🤣😂
men in kv2
*pterodactyl fanboy noises*
teacher:get out of my class
girls:*crying*
boys:
This is so true
Boys : This is *our* class now
the worst is that it's true
😂 that's me when my English teacher does that
How do you know?
*the KGB found me I'm dead it was a pleasure gentlemen*
Teacher : kids , we will have a *Russian* kid in our class
Girls : hes so lame...
Boys :
*hardbass music started*
*Slav intensifies*
More likely they would say ugh he is so ugly with that buzz cut and he is so serious
Tragic how that is who they view Slavs
Puesta De Sol BRO NO WAY
It's just terrifying when you trying to hide a body,and you seeing two KGB agents dancing to hardbass
LOL
Simple el virgen o Simponerla
Kgb
@@Nicolas-zc1zf hablo ingles?
nice taste, CSGOs AWP and hardbass and black humor jokes
America: I wonder how the Soviet economy is doing?
The Soviet economy:
This is Soviet Russia now but all the comrades meet each other online
This is the most gangsta shit I've ever seen, two bussiness men going into a forest do dance on a carpet while setting a PC case on fire to then kill a chicken that was previously plucked to then cook it and kick a wing to your colleague, then dancing like real crazy to the Hard Bass to then go to the water and fishing a fish.
Yeah, but it is russia.
Fishing a fish _WITH YOUR BEAR HANDS_
They're KGB officers, I think.
@@JaxonHumphrey-lw1gs thank you for commenting. Now I see that my 3 year old comment got hella likes. And yes, they most probably are KGB officers
@@polarxd3911No Problem!I love replying to comments that have effort put into them, or have questions that I have answers to!'С москвы хулиган!'
Me: "Can we watch Men in Black?"
Mom: "We have Men in Black at home."
Men In Black at home:
I mean, it looks like an improvement to me.
Iz gud blin
Your mum spoils you
But this time the one at home is better
Better tbh
CAME FROM THE GLORIOUS ELMO DANCE
SAME
too
SAME
ME TOO
lucas bartolo me to
American camping: lets sit by the fire eat marshmallows and tell scary stories
Russian Camping:
This is the best PC modding video I have ever watched, hands down.
Scientifics:We have 10 years to save the world
Russia: A D I D A S
Scientifics
Lel
"Scientifics"
xXx23 LoL23 what is these *_”scientifics”_* you speak of?
@xXx23 LoL23 мне похуй
@@Halmer14.88 да он не из России ебать, мне тоже похую)0)
Текст:
С Москвы наркоман
С Москвы хулиган
С Москвы наркоман
Наркотики куришь?
Lyrics:
A drug addict from Moscow
A hooligan from Moscow
A drug addict from Moscow
Do you smoke drugs?
О наконецто нашол
Oh yes I smoke all the drugs
I smoke all of the weed
I smoke translator to understand you and talk to you using Yandex translator
Ага
Жду ещё хитов, спасибо большое. Слушаем всей семьей.
Matrix Agents: *dances narkoman*
Neo: Upgraged i see
Girls lockerroom: You guys know Stacy lost her bra?
Boys lockerroom: Elmo
Ready ourself fellow elmo's were going to area 51
HEELS ON SKY WESERN SPY!
DIDNT ANYBODY NOTICE ITS CAPITALIST FBI AND NOT KGB?
Пиздец! Американский шпион.
Lol the girls locker room now is just: OMG CAN I BORROW UR PERFUME?
Yeah, I've lost my Bra, it happens everyday 😒😒
If this isn't playing at my funeral, I ain't going
That Gun Show true slav
@@alexia3729 the true slav is one who never dies
Lmao this is the best comment
Don’t tell anyone i was here
How rude of them to start witout you at your own funeral
Me: *getting ready to sleep*
My brain:
History Teacher: today we going to study history of Soviet union
The bois:
Our computer trying to run Cyberpunk : 0:51
Our
@@sergentnuj619 "It's not stealing, it's surprise communism" - A wise woman.
Warzone servers
Our*
😭😂
I like the message, how the boss status elite people drive away into the suburbs and go to the forest to get '' Gopped'' because they can't do this in the city.
Это всё предрассудки и замкнутость мышления общества.
Yeah
TikTok would be perfect if they had only a fraction of dancing skill these guys have.
-Catches random fish
-Dances around with it
-Throws it back in the water
-Refuses to elaborate
Sigma male grindset
COVID: “enters my body”
The two flint stone gummies I ate years ago:
Lmao
omfg this is great
COVID: ima destroy you.
me: chugs vodka
COVID: NOOO MY WEAKNE-
me: get rekt.
@@miciso666 that’s cringe asf
Covid delta : *enters my body*
Me :*vaccines so i could go back normal*
White blood cells :
Thank you, Hard Bass School. I'm gonna practice this moves 0:39
*Approved by Professional Babushka*
its also a great exercise move
@@totaldemented its used by babuškas from sibiria
Professional Babushka careful on your back, dear babushka.
@@gavinclark6891 I used to do better things))
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Username checks out
Friend: what your fav song?
Me: russia hardbass
Friend: what the song name?
Me:
USA: * colapsing*
Meanwhile in Russia
Me: can i go to the toilet?
Teacher: why didn't you go during break?
Bathroom during break:
Jokes on you, i am that weird slav guy. *WE* are that weird slav guy.
You should have joined in.
the funniest thing is that the song is about a drug addict from Moscow
Stalin: Hitler, Wanna hear a joke?
Hitler: Sure
Stalin: Moscow
Hitler: I don't get it...
Stalin: Exactly
Slow clap
Yesss heee doesntttt
I also dont get it..
why did i laugh at this
OHHHHH
Russian lyrics: С Москвы наркоман
С Москвы хулиган
С Москвы наркоман
Наркотики куришь?
С Москвы наркоман
С Москвы хулиган
С Москвы наркоман
Наркотики куришь?
С Москвы наркоман
С Москвы хулиган
С Москвы наркоман
Наркотики куришь?
С Москвы наркоман
С Москвы хулиган
С Москвы наркоман
Наркотики куришь?
С Москвы, наркотики
С Москвы, наркотики куришь?
Наркотики
Наркоман, наркоман
С Москвы, наркотики
С Москвы, наркотики куришь?
Наркотики
Наркоман, наркоман
Наркоман, наркоман
Хулиган, хулиган
Наркоман, наркоман
С Москвы наркоман
С Москвы хулиган
С Москвы наркоман
С Москвы хулиган
С Москвы, наркотики
С Москвы, наркотики
С Москвы, наркотики
С Москвы, наркотики
Наркотики, наркотики, наркотики
Наркотики, наркотики,…
English lyrics:Addict from Moscow
Hooligan from Moscow
Addict from Moscow
Do you smoke drugs?
Addict from Moscow
Hooligan from Moscow
Addict from Moscow
Do you smoke drugs?
Addict from Moscow
Hooligan from Moscow
Addict from Moscow
Do you smoke drugs?
Addict from Moscow
Hooligan from Moscow
Addict from Moscow
Do you smoke drugs?
From Moscow, drugs
Do you smoke drugs from Moscow?
Drugs
Addict, addict
From Moscow, drugs
Do you smoke drugs from Moscow?
Drugs
Addict, addict
Addict, addict
Bully, bully
Addict, addict
Addict from Moscow
Hooligan from Moscow
Addict from Moscow
Hooligan from Moscow
From Moscow, drugs
From Moscow, drugs
From Moscow, drugs
From Moscow, drugs
Drugs, drugs, drugs
Drugs, drugs, ...
did not expect the english lyrics to be very...yea
@@classic.robert4040 lol
@@classic.robert4040 its hardbass what you’d expect
спасибо
Как перестать смотреть это по несколько раз в день ?
Собственно напоминаю посмотреть ещё
Nobody:
OG Minecraft players before the swimming animation was a thing: 1:43
No
True
so true lol
Underrated comment
Lmao you stupid new players think you're Minecraft veterans because you played for the first time and saw your first update and a swimming animation was patched XD
My mom: **finds my weed cookies and serves them to the guests**
Mom and the guests after tea:
Weed doesn’t make you vibe this hard but whatever there taking i want some
@@dayne2973 do you want to subscribe to me
I'll subscribe to yours.
@@dayne2973 they're*
@@jazzcafe3889 Fuck Off
Are you sure they're weed? This is more of an effect of Vodka Cookies
Поляк может узнать этот шедевр, вы остаетесь великой легендой 🤙👍💪
I love low budget edm videos like these. They make the song feel even better.
I played this to my grandma.....
Now she's babushka
Fck lmao🤣
She is our babushka
Наш бабушка
Твоя бабушка - теперь наша бабушка.
🤙🤙🤙gang gang signs
I showed this to my backyard tree...
Now it’s DIMITREE
blyat! Your tree turned into дядя Дмитрий?
The Best Comment Ive Seen
Go to gulag
Good it didn’t evolv me into a vidamtree
😂😂😂😂😂😂
👨👩👧Slavic lives matter👨👩👧
czcams.com/video/C9MowJsLweM/video.html
Q😆
@@emilijuspetrokaitis8881 XD
Slavic lives matter
Hi
That song slaps
2016: Narkotik kal
2020: Narkoman
Teacher: ok everyone we are going to russia this time
Girls: ugh its disgusting over there
Boys: *grabs their adidas and their ushanka* it is time
Eet's Boris!
What's ushanka?
@MaikaBon Лена uwu owh i see. Thanks
I guess I’m identified as a boy then since I’d do that if I went to Russia
I'm a girl but I go with the boys
it is time everyone, get ready for an amazing trip
Nobody:
Gaming PCs after a year: 0:52
Never had that problem
More like me when new generation console arrived.
when you make a PC whit AMD hardware =D
Dude, as I am planning on buying a gaming computer I am concerned at this comment
@@Sheovion With ryzen This is fake
Maravilloso ❤️
BEST SONG EVER
Her: Please do your sexy move !!
Me: No
Her: Pleaaase !!!
Me: Hugh...ok..
1:33
*Narkoman plays in the background*
L.M.F.A.O.
ahhahahha i thought the lyrics were:
must beat america men
must be hooligan
Thats actually sum good lyrics for a futur hardbass song
murica is sux xdddd
They must be gentle men if they aren’t going to beat America women
MILKAMAN
ye it si hooligan
0:39 that yoinky sploinky doe
Включаю это своей женщине, если надоест. Спасибо, парни!
Elmo’s Gonna Dance
*Враг Сзади По Левому Флангу!*
Нећууу
@GamerEdgar YT google translate doesnt always work
Bomb has been planted
@COLIN NGUYEN *Враг сзади по левому флангу* sound just used for Elmo meme, it means “enemy to the rear, on the left flank” on both languages (Ukrainian and Russian), it’s just a sound effect which wasn’t used properly 🤦🏼♂️
P.s. I’m Russian and it’s really fun to hear English memes which use Russian sound effects which means other words in Russian)
@TheDogeMaster-memes and more you mean spain and portugal
Mom: “Hey why don’t you go talk to the kids over there? They seem pretty cool”
The kids over there:
Your mother is right
@@kjwiii2376 agreed
Image have friends like this xd
True
çok hoş şarkı başarılarınızın devamını diliyorum boynum ağrıdı bi tık ama olsun o kadar
Remember:
Heels on ground. Comrade found
Heels in sky. Western spy
True
0:39 few vodka later, me and my friends...
Lol
Nobody
When the teacher leaves for 0000.1 seconds
0:39
meanwhile in my class 1:30 XD
Axaxaxax comrades do you want some vodka
@@bl1t7theprotogenhybrid72 go away jew
@@derath_ h
@Daniel Aho EL7E 364ELGR ah yes, finns are hindus. Since when?
Стабильно возвращаюсь сюда, чтобы подтянуть чувство родины 💪
It's been years and I've reunited with this beautiful masterpiece
Russia finished the 3rd world war before it starts
Edit 1 thks for like 😁
Man, 3 months and ww3 has not been stopped
r/woooosh
To soon
@@LegendzAnimations r/im14andthisiswoooosh
I showed this to my best friend
Now we are both narkomans
you mean our best friend?
@@lauakurk8 да
In my country that means your a drug user ahahahah
You mean he is *OUR* komrade
They didn´t said smoking drugs is good, the text is: Out moscow drug addict, out moscow hooligan, out moscow drug addict, do you smoke drugs?
3 years of this song
Dudes be jamming though 1:25
Hard Bass School: Narkotik kal
Hard Bass School too: NaRkOmAn
Gopnik Blyat Both are about how drugs are bad
@@jerrell1169 Looool, the lyrics here is just repeating itself as "From moscow there's a drug addict, from moscow there's a hooligan. Do you smoke drugs?"
Large Да
Americans: We're the best at fishing.
Russians: 1:52 ...Hold my bass
2:06 ooppss
I don’t know if you mean bass like music or bass like fish and I like it
Who else can't stop repeating this
Diamond ❤ 🇵🇱
When you find out you're 1% Russian
@@YugoGTI95 I didn't see anyone commenting this. All the comments was Elmo😂
@@PuteraNadim Im 95%Russian and5% german
Wake the f*ck up hooligan
We have western spies to kick
А хули так мало русских? Некто незнает?
Ahahah i russian!
Colorized version of Russians celebrating the end of WW2 1945
LMFAO
True
This song plays in my head every time I hear the word russia
Every music video takes the piss out of someone and something. Never stop Hard Bassing
Played this in the car while my dad was driving. Never saw him vibing so hard with me.
Me and the boys after drinking hand sanitizer and realising it’s 30 percent alcohol
70 percent vodka
🤣
@@handletemplate yes
1:43 when you pee in the pool and nobody notices
😐
Ah the memories
Your not wrong tho...
I love that little dance they do while doing this "🤙" with their hands
6.9 million views very nice
Another song to play at 3am to wake my neighbor
You are pure evil
Pure Slav*
VADIM! 😡
Dw u're not alone to do that 😏😂
I played this for my friends
now they’re OUR friends
Слава Советскому Союзу
*marxism intensefies*
After 1 year: still vibing
pufff que locura de cancion excelente cuando estes en el gym o un deporte sacas el 150% de tu potencial
Girls with black glasses: omg im so beauty
Boys with black glasses:
Our grammar Pretty*
: what is your best superhero?
normal peapole: superman, ironman
slavs: Narkoman :D
Narkoman is addict
not so much ppl in poland are listening to this so not all slavs xdd
Narkoman means drug addict
I remember dancing to this on my birthday the same year this came out. Nothing like hardbass on your birthday with no one to tell you to turn it down
Safe to say I'm addicted to this blyat, listened to it on loop for most of my 8 hour shifts.
Одна из первых песен: Наркотик кал
Теперь: Наркотики курешь?
CYKA BLYATTTT
Это видео очень хорошее.
Cyka blyat!!!!
Bliat!
Это московский наркоман Это московский наркоман Это московский наркоман
My friend: So what kind of music you love?
Me:
Brandon Foo I use this name cause online class I’m still a kid
You guys are awesome ❤
500 dislike: St.Petersburg narkomans
ха-ха-ха
Me: *Buys a new PC*
*Looks at my old PC*
*A few moments later*
0:49
I don't have money to buy PC
My ears: Nice Music
My brain: Comrade Elmo
My eyes: WHAT THE HELL AM I WATCHING?!!!
I have never agreed to a comment more than I agree to this
I liked this comment and now has 69 likes
Perfection
I would like to like this comment, however I don't want to make it 70 and ruin the balance
@@juliehussey1808 ikr
musica perfeita fiquem com Deus ate mais !!!
1:39 w grze komputerowej Postal 2 tak tańczyli 😂😂 ❤❤