Propaganda Video Of The Empire ("Empire Today" - Kinect Star Wars Theme Song HD)
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- The Empire needs new recruits in order to fight the rebel scums! Are you ready to join the imperial troops and honor our great Emperor? You might even have the privilege to work for Darth Vader.
Music: Empire Today
Kinect Star Wars
I made this video by I don't own any rights. All belong to Disney.
Empire protec
Empire attacc
But most importantly
*EMPIRE STRIKE BACC*
Hahahahahaha
PURGE THE REBELS!!!
And Boba got eaten by the Sarlacc
YES
Seem like Japanese propaganda in southeast Asian when WW2
Japanese protecting Asian
Japanese brother of Asian
Japanese liberiate Asian
Imagine a Full Metal Jacket-like movie about an Imperial cadet's journey through the war where this is the main theme.
I feel like a Starship Troopers like movie would work better. Service guarantees citizenship!
So another Spaceballs parody but with troopers instead of Lord Helmet
Watch what you say. Disney might do it and butcher the saga more.
It definitely wouldn't include the scene on the shooting range with the words "outstanding private, i think we finally found something your good at"
@@thatonea-hole Only the empire's got no real beneficial citizenship structure there. You still ain't voting for shit.
"Everything that you need to enjoy"
*footage of troopers moving towards an unconscious teenager alone on a ship*
OMG you are sick!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wonder if anyone of them said This is where the fun begins
Oh no....
XD
Blast the jedi
I stole your cabbage Niko Bellic.
Sorry Mom, I am gonna join the Empire now.
No it's not "just a phase".
Mom mo- MOM ok im just going to blow a couple of planets up
Ha the empire is getting an update the first order on second thought go back to the republic
Your presence is important to us! Come and be part of the great Galactic Empire!
@@SnowtrooperTW-5102 im too young i want to join so much
@@iaminpain8407 Everything in its time, young man.
Song of my life. This is what they played us the day we got recruited.
Navy captain? Hell yes.
I remember my first day as a imp.
Amen to this
Yes, we have always been motivated!
I want to join but im too young
"Yo dudes, the empire is pretty chill. Maybe you could like, join it or something." - Darth Vader
Got a recruitment ad from the air force before this...
Brent Lacey What’s the difference?
@@flare9757 The Empire did nothing wrong.
Dragonis Prime #Alderaansupportedterrorists
Long live the empire
I would rather join the empire
I guess it's time to join the empire.
TODAY!
@@Barrobroadcastmaster u damn rebel
@@Barrobroadcastmaster wow this made a rebel join the empire *TODAY* (i do realise that this comment was made a year ago)
Damn right long live the empire
If u can't beat them join them
2:20 “You can hang out with all the droids!”
**shows torture droid**
This video is literally the best 😅
It sure is great to be in the empire today
Hey, you CAN hang out with the torture droid, you don't HAVE to. That's the prisoners.
It's Dr Ball MD.
Hey im not kink shaming 😂
Torture droids are really nice if you aren’t a prisoner.
I'm going to join the Empire now.
Good job!
Shawn Kucinski fresh meat
Do it.
Good, good! Let the Empire flow through you.
Never rebels for life
Looks like the Empire had stepped up their propaganda. Ugh, time to visit the Local Imperial Recruitment Center I guess...
When I saw solo they had a recruitment video for the empire and it instantly reminded me of this!!! 😂😂
Desmond9830 aka HartAttack Me as well! 😁😁😁😁
Wait really
@@antonio301 Yes really. Although instead of Empire today it played The Imperial March, not as a soundtrack for the movie but as music coming from the recruitment video in the movie itself!
@@antonio301 shortly after Han makes it through the gate and Qira is left behind...
@@antonio301
It sounds a little different because they play it in a different key. I think major instead of minor.
Luke: Never. I'll never turn to the dark side. You've failed, your highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me.
Emperor: So be it... I mean, just watch this video! Then you can go home if you wish... Jedi.
Luke: ....okay...
***5 minutes later***
Luke: ITS GREAT TO BE IN THE EMPIRE TODAY!
lol
You may admire when ready.
Commence primary admiration!
Hishe?
The Emperor protects
BHEETLE BRATHE IHT AHPEERS YOU HAVE THEE RONG EHMPEHRER
Oh noes is not empehrer of moonkinndd
but he attac
The emperor protecs
The emperor attacs
but most importantly
He got thrown down a shaft
Empire protec
Empire attac
but most importantly
Empire strikes bacc
Vader: I'm Darth Vader and i approve this message.
Dakota Vanleer
Darth Vader
I love even Vader starts singing as well
This song is the reason the empire has so many troops.
this song makes me weirdly emotional. i actually cried when he talked about the story of being one of the new recruits.
Now imagine how many lives the rebels snuffed out by blowing up the deathstar
It would have been been cool if the line "when vader throws down" its vader lighting up his lightsaber at the end of rogue one
Deadpool(In Vader Costume): *Ignites lightsaber* "Surpriiiiise!"
Random Woman: *Screams in terror*
Rebel Soldier: "Open fire!!!"
Exactly! A slow move up when it says "that's when vader throws down" and then have quick cuts between the slaugther of tje rebels with each beat
The shiny white armor is enough to convince me
1:41
_"Where do you want to be? I said, young man. Here or on Tatooine?"_
Sandtroopers working on Tatooine: 🗿
Brings me back to being a recruit
I will happily join to bring peace and order to the galaxy.
Impressive. Most impressive.
Yes, it is
+Thrawn 2005 oh yes it is
Vader:thrawn. In my chamber. Now
YOU KNOW THATS MY LINE
Theres only one Thrawn in town. Searches intensely. www.quotev.com/JuStAfAn4106
Nerd
The fact this video has under 200,000 views is criminal. This video is so well-made and great editing and timing to the lyrics.
Fellow citizens of our great Empire, do your patriotic duty and watch this.
It now has over 200,000.
"With those moves, you might need a little of... Me!"
*remind me a little of... me!
"Are you stuck in a dead end job?"
"Do you hate that your boss is the color blue?"
"Does your squad leader's mushroom like head confuse you?"
"Well i have the solution, its called *THE EMPIRE* "
@@jaydensvidsandvlogs1041 how do you do fellow content creator
@E Perez510 well me boyo I didn't see any copyright on the comment so it isn't stealing
holdy boi 247 it is the legendary russian badger Yeeeees
>Be loyal coreworld citizen of Empire
>Be a worker on Kuat Driveyards
>Your boss is some filthy alien with blue skin and you hate him from the core and blue skinned aliens in general
>See this banger of recruitment add
>Join Imperial navy to get rid of filthy aliens
>Be assigned to some Star Destroyer called Chimera
>Serve under some grand admiral himself as the bridge crew
>MFW the fucker is some blue alien who plays some theme with organs on the bridge all the time
A simple “yo dudes the empire is pretty chill maybe you could like join it or something” would do the trick
The empire looks pretty chill, maybe I should like join it or something
We all know that everything on the Kinect Star Wars game was complete CANON.
THATS WHEN VADER THROWS DOWN
If the Empire played this at every recruitment office and other government facility, the whole galaxy would be loyal.
I can't get enough of this song. Or this montage.
You describe me
"Do you want to chase rebel scum join the Empire."
"Do you want to restore peace, freedom, justice, and security to the Galaxy join the Empire."
"Do you want to see new and exciting places join the Empire."
"The Empire providing a safe and secure society."
Plot twist I am the rebel scum
@@kingdice6023 terrorist scum, never forget people who died on the death star. Its like 9/11 in space
I'm going to go on EA star wars battlefront 2 with my mic on and play this every round, plus trying to stay in the original trilogy maps, JUST TRY TO STOP ME
I think it's cool that the voice of Vader is the same one in force unleashed
Empire for life
For the Empire, brother.
Random imperial citizen boogying: Wait hold on did he say conscription?
Imperial officer across the room smiles ominously
The perfect scene
I would most definitly join the Empire now!
Darth Darcane, an international treasure
Official Empirial recruitment video!
Who’s here after AhnaldT101 accidentally played this song on stream?
Empire cured my deppresion. Long Live The Empire!!!
Join the Empire we have AT-ATs
Francinilda Araújo Pereira Não esqueça dos at sts tie fighters star destroyers e estrela da morte
Join the Dark Side, we have cookies!
That's all i need to know I'm gonna go sigh up now
THE EMPIRE
He protec
He attacc
But most importantly
He strike bacc!
Are you stuck in a dead end job?
Do you hate that your boss is the color blue?
Does your squad leader's mushroom-like head confuse you?
Well I have the solution, it's called; THE EMPIRE!
MOAR
Your squad leader is a Toad?Or did you confuse me to convince me to enter THE EMPIRE?
Russianbadger boys united
this has 66 likes :0
@@cant-explain Indeed it does.
I like how music can change everything. Here it made recrutation video for a giant army that raids innocent people with a dark knight cyborg full of depression who scares everyone and was never free is the second most important guy there can look like a fun camping trip where you meet new friends and have a good time.
Vader needs you so just join. It’s free and you get paid imperial credits. Empire for life
Heading to the local imperial recruitment center right now.
This is 100% the reason Han Solo got kicked out of the academy
The glorious Empire
This song made me smile.
Vader rage can't save him from this song.
Sure... Now nobody complains about Kinect Star Wars... Too convinient!
Anyways! AWESOME SONG... i play it every morning to give me force of the dark side!
PDF09 Show it's because it was repackaged to look like a Star Wars music video. I on the other hand like both versions. I love the dance with this song in Kinect Star Wars
Star Wars Kinect, while a horrible video game the songs were great and maybe if it was advertised to be a dance parody nobody would have complained so much.
@@kinggoten if they just threw it out as, let's say a 15-20 bucks just dance add-on it woulf have gone over way better
@@kinggoten an Star Wars themed dancing game would be cool af.
This is the most epic Star Wars song in the whole galaxy
"many ways to have a good time" *shows rebel scum planet of alderaan blowing up*
guess the empire knows my tastes well
It's not personal, it's just business.
if any chapter of the 501st is marching in a parade, this should be the song they play
This song is better than it has any right to be
i could listen to this all day
Oh yeah
Crush the rebellion today
Your presence is important to us! Come, and be part of the great Galactic Empire!
"Do you think it might be dificulte to get people to join the Empire because of all the evil stuff we do?"
"Actually it's gonna be super easy barely an innconnvince."
"Oh really?"
"Yeah i thought we could just make this super awesome video with cool music and it will convince people to sign up."
"Oh videos with cool music in them are tight."
"Long live the Empire."
Moff Gideon, 9 ABY
I love how the song literally talked about how disposable storm troopers are they bringing up that they are just cannon fodder to delay the Jedi until Vader shows up
It's called honest marketing xD
Yo Dudes the Empire actually is pretty cool, maybe I should like join it or something?
I would not be surprised at the Empire uses this as a propaganda video
Come join the Empire, see the galaxy, meet exotic alien women and protect your family from those evil Rebel Scum!!
Hell yeah
Any good member of the empire knows that the only good zeno is a dead zeno.
Join today!!!!!!
Your presence is important to us! Come and be part of the great Galactic Empire!
@proud hufflepuff hell yeah for the rebel alliance
For the Empire!
Lyrics:
Young man
There's no need to feel down
I said, young man
Pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man
Cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy
Young man
I'm your new NCO
I said, young man
Let's get ready to go
It's conscription
But I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time
It's great to be in the
Empire today!
It's great to be in the
Empire today!
We've got everything that you need to enjoy
You can hang out with all the droids
It's great to be in the
Empire today!
It's great to be in the
Empire today!
You can get yourself clean
You can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel
Young man
Are you listening to me?
I said, young man
Where do you want to be?
I said, young man
Here or on Tatooine?
But you've got to know this one thing
Vader can't do it by himself
And he's second to the Emperor himself
So we need you in the Empire today
It's great to be in the
Empire today!
It's great to be in the
Empire today!
We've got everything that you need to enjoy
You can hang out with all the droids
It's great to be in the
Empire today!
It's great to be in the
Empire today!
You can get yourself clean
You can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel
I was once in your boots
I said, I was
With the new recruits
I thought I was
Fodder for the Jedi
And I'm here to say that's no lie
I know that you might be afraid
That's why you've got
Lots of thermal grenades
Sure, they're useless when Jedi are around
But hey, that's when Vader throws down
It's great to be in the
Empire today!
It's great to be in the
Empire today!
We've got everything that you need to enjoy
You can hang out with all the droids
Empire today!
It's great to be in the
Empire today!
Young man, young man
There's no need to feel down
Young man, young man
Get yourself off the ground
Empire today!
It's great to be in the
Empire today!
Young man, young man
There's no need to feel down
Young man, young man
Get yourself off the ground
I want to join the Empire, for a safe and secure society!
Ngl if they used this for enlistment, might of joined, GRANTED I couldn’t really enlist since I’m a LEGO but if I WAS the actual rex, I for sure would of joined if they used this
When the rebels start acting up again:
Where is the military branch? I must join the Empire now
It is truly great to been the empire today
All Hail the Emperor!
3:13 the death star dj's getting ready to drop the beat
Join the empire, it is pretty chill
“The empire approves of this recruitment video on the holonet”
In Swgoh , i swear i’ll blast this song when I gear up my empire team
What’s swgoh?
@@XalleoOfficial a mobile game where you use different star wars characters. It's quite addictive.
When you play as an Imperial in SWTOR, this song should play.
Great employment, great dance partys and hunting rebel scum. Whats not to love? 😊
I think my favorite part has to be at 1:06 Vader accidentally marches to the beat.
Good Goooooooooood Long live my Empire
Badass!
Yo the empire is pretty chill you could maybe join it or something
I'd love a Storm trooper movie, one following our brave boys in white
Good, Anakin good...do it!!
Best Song i have ever seen in the Imperial Propaganda!
Join the Empire Today! For a Safe and Secure Galaxy
sith propaganda peace space empire war crime is nationalist kleptocracy lie propaganda to kill nations.
What is nation?
Humans born without nationality, born without fascism, nationalization in childhood make them.
False value, false enemy, false nation definition make false enemy, destroy value of life.
Nationalist kleptocracy created fa, refuse value of life and human rights.
Take from society, use not for society, use for golden toilet trash disease, is stealing.
Reward for worsening, over reward is kleptocracy support, steal reward system.
Not only artificial inflation, kill by stealing safety, cripple to death, non direct kill, they steal money, money they are printed.
They not deserved golden toilets.
They not have right on other life.
They not deserve worship.
They did nothing good.
They so powerful, they are only enemy to them.
They so powerful, they can create legal approved law, law by which they self must be killed.
Support nationalist kleptocracy, participate in war crime.
Nationalization without nation, mafia nationalist kleptocracy divide humanity by nations to cover war crime, nationalist slavery ownership, market division.
Wikipedia false nation definition changed always.
Commanders not kill directly, give orders and blame soldiers, soldiers forced to kill, blame generals, walking Milgram experiments.
They kill for nations, they not know what nation is, nationalist kleptocracy protector, false value guard, false enemy fighter.
Not can distinguish between race and nation.
Sticks and rocks combat.
War with shiny sticks, that can hold in hands, or throw shiny rocks with blaster.
Why not use hyper engine as weapon, instead of kill cannon fodder?
Why not tickle brain to lobotomy, instead move tons of rock, brainless protection?
Some damned fool ten commandments crusade win with zero possibility by magic crystals.
Narcologist barmen.
Cantina on every planet of Universe.
In lukas world all aliens are narologists barmen.
Jedi walks into bar, to make children do same, or try death sticks.
Lie propaganda nationalist kleptocracy.
Looks great.
Build small country, or huge money for special effects and orchestra.
This is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause.
Smuggler, contraband, mercenaries, scoundrel, scum, moron, sithhole, nitwit and other republic light side class characters.
Phase 1. Steal underwear.
Phase 2. ?
Phase 3. Perfect society.
Reward for worsening is stealing, kleptocracy.
Princess queen monarchy of naboo, so good person, because she wear golden toilet, or she is walking golden toilet.
Perfect life style, non direct election, vote for other voters, who vote for other voters, who vote for mafia illigal authority of nationalists kleptocracy.
Good is, reward for worsening system, with republic or democracy non direct election, transfer power from citizens to slaver illigal mafia authority.
Bad is, reward for worsening system, with monarchy, empire, because princess golden toilet queen of naboo say so.
All princess wear golden toilet.
Bandit empire worsening life for no reason.
Bandit republic do same for no reason, why better?
Every farmer can be spaceman and fly on golden toilet ship, zero possibility.
Ten commandments crusade worship godless church temple.
Kill for religion of sith peace.
Nationalism, not can distinguish race, nation, species.
Galaxy racism. Power come from genes chromosome.
How midi chlorine can use chromosome, they are magic ten commandments creatures for voting for golden toilet?
"Credit to your race" racist toydarian watto phantom menace alien.
Sithed.
anykeyscrewworker kiss sith monarchy sithed butt.
Does holy sith in woods? Peace of sith step in bullsith smell like piece of sith.
Sither with sithhead is sithing in deep sith, take sith and eat sith.
Nobody want step in sith, do not sith your pants when sith happens.
Else sith will hit fan, sith creek without paddle, sith covered.
Fam had an amazing voice in this
i guess i am joining the empire
I'd honestly join the empire, seems to pay pretty well
Join the imperial army today and get a 4 figure salary and a good house for your family
"If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place"
~ Tommy Wiseau
Wat
I can already imagine this as some kind of intro for a comedy show about some people who work for the empire, kinda like red dwarf.
I love how the release coop for the empire and the rebel alliance Yesterday in battlefront 2 and I just saw this. I know which one I’m going after?!
If the Vader and Palpatine had played this while the stormtroopers were in training or in battle then they could have won
Yo dudes !!? The empire is pretty chill!! Maybe you could like join it or something...