Propaganda Video Of The Empire ("Empire Today" - Kinect Star Wars Theme Song HD)

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  • čas přidán 18. 04. 2017
  • The Empire needs new recruits in order to fight the rebel scums! Are you ready to join the imperial troops and honor our great Emperor? You might even have the privilege to work for Darth Vader.
    Music: Empire Today
    Kinect Star Wars
    I made this video by I don't own any rights. All belong to Disney.

Komentáře • 510

  • @Cracker_Smacker
    @Cracker_Smacker Před 6 lety +1179

    Empire protec
    Empire attacc
    But most importantly
    *EMPIRE STRIKE BACC*

  • @davidbastardo4154
    @davidbastardo4154 Před 3 lety +228

    Imagine a Full Metal Jacket-like movie about an Imperial cadet's journey through the war where this is the main theme.

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole Před 2 lety +13

      I feel like a Starship Troopers like movie would work better. Service guarantees citizenship!

    • @theVictor-isVonDoom
      @theVictor-isVonDoom Před 2 lety +9

      So another Spaceballs parody but with troopers instead of Lord Helmet

    • @Alex3817
      @Alex3817 Před 2 lety +7

      Watch what you say. Disney might do it and butcher the saga more.

    • @Sharpshooter9904
      @Sharpshooter9904 Před 2 lety +7

      It definitely wouldn't include the scene on the shooting range with the words "outstanding private, i think we finally found something your good at"

    • @DIEGhostfish
      @DIEGhostfish Před měsícem

      @@thatonea-hole Only the empire's got no real beneficial citizenship structure there. You still ain't voting for shit.

  • @TheNikoBellic2008
    @TheNikoBellic2008 Před 6 lety +795

    "Everything that you need to enjoy"
    *footage of troopers moving towards an unconscious teenager alone on a ship*

  • @thenerdyboii6436
    @thenerdyboii6436 Před 6 lety +635

    Sorry Mom, I am gonna join the Empire now.
    No it's not "just a phase".

    • @kehrbotrsupporter5097
      @kehrbotrsupporter5097 Před 4 lety +17

      Mom mo- MOM ok im just going to blow a couple of planets up

    • @warhammerguy3091
      @warhammerguy3091 Před 4 lety +6

      Ha the empire is getting an update the first order on second thought go back to the republic

    • @SnowtrooperTW-5102
      @SnowtrooperTW-5102 Před 3 lety +7

      Your presence is important to us! Come and be part of the great Galactic Empire!

    • @iaminpain8407
      @iaminpain8407 Před 3 lety +7

      @@SnowtrooperTW-5102 im too young i want to join so much

    • @SnowtrooperTW-5102
      @SnowtrooperTW-5102 Před 3 lety +6

      @@iaminpain8407 Everything in its time, young man.

  • @toatakanuva4846
    @toatakanuva4846 Před 6 lety +642

    Song of my life. This is what they played us the day we got recruited.

  • @dorathedestroyer770
    @dorathedestroyer770 Před rokem +19

    "Yo dudes, the empire is pretty chill. Maybe you could like, join it or something." - Darth Vader

  • @brentlacey5
    @brentlacey5 Před 6 lety +578

    Got a recruitment ad from the air force before this...

  • @JokersTrance
    @JokersTrance Před 7 lety +720

    I guess it's time to join the empire.

    • @Barrobroadcastmaster
      @Barrobroadcastmaster Před 6 lety +27

      TODAY!

    • @zirlok3529
      @zirlok3529 Před 5 lety +15

      @@Barrobroadcastmaster u damn rebel

    • @darthsauna1525
      @darthsauna1525 Před 5 lety +10

      @@Barrobroadcastmaster wow this made a rebel join the empire *TODAY* (i do realise that this comment was made a year ago)

    • @MrGuy125
      @MrGuy125 Před 4 lety +5

      Damn right long live the empire

    • @TSplats
      @TSplats Před 4 lety +6

      If u can't beat them join them

  • @legoactionstudios9400
    @legoactionstudios9400 Před 4 lety +272

    2:20 “You can hang out with all the droids!”
    **shows torture droid**
    This video is literally the best 😅

    • @memezrus6793
      @memezrus6793 Před 2 lety +9

      It sure is great to be in the empire today

    • @lordMartiya
      @lordMartiya Před 2 lety +12

      Hey, you CAN hang out with the torture droid, you don't HAVE to. That's the prisoners.

    • @boeingnz
      @boeingnz Před 2 lety +2

      It's Dr Ball MD.

    • @AquaFan1998
      @AquaFan1998 Před rokem +1

      Hey im not kink shaming 😂

    • @valrathlegionaryclans
      @valrathlegionaryclans Před rokem +2

      Torture droids are really nice if you aren’t a prisoner.

  • @shawnkucinski7479
    @shawnkucinski7479 Před 7 lety +343

    I'm going to join the Empire now.

  • @pilotmanpaul
    @pilotmanpaul Před 6 lety +137

    Looks like the Empire had stepped up their propaganda. Ugh, time to visit the Local Imperial Recruitment Center I guess...

  • @DesmondHart
    @DesmondHart Před 6 lety +223

    When I saw solo they had a recruitment video for the empire and it instantly reminded me of this!!! 😂😂

    • @mattgerrish908
      @mattgerrish908 Před 6 lety +4

      Desmond9830 aka HartAttack Me as well! 😁😁😁😁

    • @antonio301
      @antonio301 Před 5 lety +1

      Wait really

    • @mattgerrish908
      @mattgerrish908 Před 5 lety +7

      @@antonio301 Yes really. Although instead of Empire today it played The Imperial March, not as a soundtrack for the movie but as music coming from the recruitment video in the movie itself!

    • @mattgerrish908
      @mattgerrish908 Před 5 lety +1

      @@antonio301 shortly after Han makes it through the gate and Qira is left behind...

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion Před 4 lety +1

      @@antonio301
      It sounds a little different because they play it in a different key. I think major instead of minor.

  • @kevinirmiter3669
    @kevinirmiter3669 Před 4 lety +186

    Luke: Never. I'll never turn to the dark side. You've failed, your highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me.
    Emperor: So be it... I mean, just watch this video! Then you can go home if you wish... Jedi.
    Luke: ....okay...
    ***5 minutes later***
    Luke: ITS GREAT TO BE IN THE EMPIRE TODAY!

  • @mccabber24
    @mccabber24 Před 6 lety +94

    You may admire when ready.

    • @caav56
      @caav56 Před 6 lety +8

      Commence primary admiration!

    • @kiri2784
      @kiri2784 Před 4 lety +1

      Hishe?

  • @LordCommissarDrac
    @LordCommissarDrac Před 7 lety +208

    The Emperor protects

    • @benfielder9637
      @benfielder9637 Před 6 lety +11

      BHEETLE BRATHE IHT AHPEERS YOU HAVE THEE RONG EHMPEHRER

    • @hanssteyr3621
      @hanssteyr3621 Před 6 lety +7

      Oh noes is not empehrer of moonkinndd

    • @redthewifeyhunter4034
      @redthewifeyhunter4034 Před 6 lety +10

      but he attac

    • @DesmondHart
      @DesmondHart Před 6 lety +18

      The emperor protecs
      The emperor attacs
      but most importantly
      He got thrown down a shaft

    • @TheNikoBellic2008
      @TheNikoBellic2008 Před 6 lety +8

      Empire protec
      Empire attac
      but most importantly
      Empire strikes bacc

  • @dakotavanleer3859
    @dakotavanleer3859 Před 5 lety +51

    Vader: I'm Darth Vader and i approve this message.

  • @binge_
    @binge_ Před 3 lety +28

    I love even Vader starts singing as well

  • @jonsaltberry8167
    @jonsaltberry8167 Před 5 lety +51

    This song is the reason the empire has so many troops.

  • @JadeValkyrie7
    @JadeValkyrie7 Před 2 lety +53

    this song makes me weirdly emotional. i actually cried when he talked about the story of being one of the new recruits.

    • @AquaFan1998
      @AquaFan1998 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Now imagine how many lives the rebels snuffed out by blowing up the deathstar

  • @thefightinnarcissist3601
    @thefightinnarcissist3601 Před 6 lety +184

    It would have been been cool if the line "when vader throws down" its vader lighting up his lightsaber at the end of rogue one

    • @stardustcomet4714
      @stardustcomet4714 Před 5 lety +8

      Deadpool(In Vader Costume): *Ignites lightsaber* "Surpriiiiise!"
      Random Woman: *Screams in terror*
      Rebel Soldier: "Open fire!!!"

    • @NoFlu
      @NoFlu Před 3 lety +5

      Exactly! A slow move up when it says "that's when vader throws down" and then have quick cuts between the slaugther of tje rebels with each beat

  • @dehmichaelorian8493
    @dehmichaelorian8493 Před 6 lety +40

    The shiny white armor is enough to convince me

  • @SnowtrooperTW-5102
    @SnowtrooperTW-5102 Před 2 lety +34

    1:41
    _"Where do you want to be? I said, young man. Here or on Tatooine?"_
    Sandtroopers working on Tatooine: 🗿

  • @generaltk-5178
    @generaltk-5178 Před 3 lety +26

    Brings me back to being a recruit

  • @HinokasArabfan1
    @HinokasArabfan1 Před 4 lety +16

    I will happily join to bring peace and order to the galaxy.

  • @kaloyang_8729
    @kaloyang_8729 Před 7 lety +362

    Impressive. Most impressive.

  • @Webshooters1
    @Webshooters1 Před 2 lety +42

    The fact this video has under 200,000 views is criminal. This video is so well-made and great editing and timing to the lyrics.
    Fellow citizens of our great Empire, do your patriotic duty and watch this.

  • @lemnado
    @lemnado Před 5 lety +16

    "With those moves, you might need a little of... Me!"

    • @caav56
      @caav56 Před 5 lety +2

      *remind me a little of... me!

  • @holdyboi2473
    @holdyboi2473 Před 4 lety +125

    "Are you stuck in a dead end job?"
    "Do you hate that your boss is the color blue?"
    "Does your squad leader's mushroom like head confuse you?"
    "Well i have the solution, its called *THE EMPIRE* "

    • @holdyboi2473
      @holdyboi2473 Před 4 lety +2

      @@jaydensvidsandvlogs1041 how do you do fellow content creator

    • @holdyboi2473
      @holdyboi2473 Před 4 lety +3

      @E Perez510 well me boyo I didn't see any copyright on the comment so it isn't stealing

    • @fireballplayz6954
      @fireballplayz6954 Před 4 lety +1

      holdy boi 247 it is the legendary russian badger Yeeeees

    • @KoteDarasuum
      @KoteDarasuum Před 3 lety +6

      >Be loyal coreworld citizen of Empire
      >Be a worker on Kuat Driveyards
      >Your boss is some filthy alien with blue skin and you hate him from the core and blue skinned aliens in general
      >See this banger of recruitment add
      >Join Imperial navy to get rid of filthy aliens
      >Be assigned to some Star Destroyer called Chimera
      >Serve under some grand admiral himself as the bridge crew
      >MFW the fucker is some blue alien who plays some theme with organs on the bridge all the time

  • @zermanman9891
    @zermanman9891 Před 3 lety +5

    A simple “yo dudes the empire is pretty chill maybe you could like join it or something” would do the trick

  • @hibojoe1477
    @hibojoe1477 Před 3 lety +16

    The empire looks pretty chill, maybe I should like join it or something

  • @oscarov8235
    @oscarov8235 Před 4 lety +15

    We all know that everything on the Kinect Star Wars game was complete CANON.

  • @bigmankezza4501
    @bigmankezza4501 Před 4 lety +6

    THATS WHEN VADER THROWS DOWN

  • @vindictivegrind9370
    @vindictivegrind9370 Před rokem +3

    If the Empire played this at every recruitment office and other government facility, the whole galaxy would be loyal.

  • @rosskerr1439
    @rosskerr1439 Před 2 lety +10

    I can't get enough of this song. Or this montage.

  • @dakotavanleer3859
    @dakotavanleer3859 Před 6 lety +21

    "Do you want to chase rebel scum join the Empire."
    "Do you want to restore peace, freedom, justice, and security to the Galaxy join the Empire."
    "Do you want to see new and exciting places join the Empire."
    "The Empire providing a safe and secure society."

    • @kingdice6023
      @kingdice6023 Před 3 lety +3

      Plot twist I am the rebel scum

    • @AquaFan1998
      @AquaFan1998 Před rokem

      ​​@@kingdice6023 terrorist scum, never forget people who died on the death star. Its like 9/11 in space

  • @jakejohnson718
    @jakejohnson718 Před 4 lety +13

    I'm going to go on EA star wars battlefront 2 with my mic on and play this every round, plus trying to stay in the original trilogy maps, JUST TRY TO STOP ME

  • @Godlobber
    @Godlobber Před 6 lety +14

    I think it's cool that the voice of Vader is the same one in force unleashed

  • @RayanL-rg8st
    @RayanL-rg8st Před 6 lety +34

    Empire for life

  • @sveisik
    @sveisik Před 3 lety +4

    For the Empire, brother.

  • @AngloSaxonWheatFarmer
    @AngloSaxonWheatFarmer Před 4 lety +10

    Random imperial citizen boogying: Wait hold on did he say conscription?
    Imperial officer across the room smiles ominously

  • @mitthrawnuruodo1503
    @mitthrawnuruodo1503 Před 6 lety +36

    I would most definitly join the Empire now!

  • @gtoadinator4102
    @gtoadinator4102 Před 4 lety +12

    Darth Darcane, an international treasure

  • @nickbecerra9580
    @nickbecerra9580 Před 6 lety +20

    Official Empirial recruitment video!

  • @calebpowell2257
    @calebpowell2257 Před 3 lety +7

    Who’s here after AhnaldT101 accidentally played this song on stream?

  • @revan4638
    @revan4638 Před 3 dny +2

    Empire cured my deppresion. Long Live The Empire!!!

  • @francinildadearaujopereira4854

    Join the Empire we have AT-ATs

    • @rafaelroriz6622
      @rafaelroriz6622 Před 5 lety +1

      Francinilda Araújo Pereira Não esqueça dos at sts tie fighters star destroyers e estrela da morte

    • @stardustcomet4714
      @stardustcomet4714 Před 5 lety +6

      Join the Dark Side, we have cookies!

    • @austin4734
      @austin4734 Před 3 lety +5

      That's all i need to know I'm gonna go sigh up now

  • @nihil5743
    @nihil5743 Před 6 lety +29

    THE EMPIRE
    He protec
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    He strike bacc!

  • @wowliker642
    @wowliker642 Před 6 lety +69

    Are you stuck in a dead end job?
    Do you hate that your boss is the color blue?
    Does your squad leader's mushroom-like head confuse you?
    Well I have the solution, it's called; THE EMPIRE!

  • @PouLS
    @PouLS Před 3 lety +7

    I like how music can change everything. Here it made recrutation video for a giant army that raids innocent people with a dark knight cyborg full of depression who scares everyone and was never free is the second most important guy there can look like a fun camping trip where you meet new friends and have a good time.

  • @roberttaylor8971
    @roberttaylor8971 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Vader needs you so just join. It’s free and you get paid imperial credits. Empire for life

  • @gordonschnick12
    @gordonschnick12 Před 3 lety +2

    Heading to the local imperial recruitment center right now.

  • @sealofq
    @sealofq Před 2 lety +6

    This is 100% the reason Han Solo got kicked out of the academy

  • @hecunt3633
    @hecunt3633 Před 5 lety +9

    The glorious Empire

  • @befr123
    @befr123 Před 2 lety +5

    This song made me smile.

  • @skeletondemon6009
    @skeletondemon6009 Před 2 lety +4

    Vader rage can't save him from this song.

  • @pdf09show96
    @pdf09show96 Před 6 lety +105

    Sure... Now nobody complains about Kinect Star Wars... Too convinient!
    Anyways! AWESOME SONG... i play it every morning to give me force of the dark side!

    • @mattgerrish908
      @mattgerrish908 Před 6 lety +9

      PDF09 Show it's because it was repackaged to look like a Star Wars music video. I on the other hand like both versions. I love the dance with this song in Kinect Star Wars

    • @kinggoten
      @kinggoten Před 6 lety +16

      Star Wars Kinect, while a horrible video game the songs were great and maybe if it was advertised to be a dance parody nobody would have complained so much.

    • @NoFlu
      @NoFlu Před 3 lety +3

      @@kinggoten if they just threw it out as, let's say a 15-20 bucks just dance add-on it woulf have gone over way better

    • @garfieldunderpants9914
      @garfieldunderpants9914 Před 2 lety

      @@kinggoten an Star Wars themed dancing game would be cool af.

  • @uncoded309
    @uncoded309 Před 4 lety +8

    This is the most epic Star Wars song in the whole galaxy

  • @beneyweneys
    @beneyweneys Před 3 lety +6

    "many ways to have a good time" *shows rebel scum planet of alderaan blowing up*
    guess the empire knows my tastes well

  • @Matthew-kq9uk
    @Matthew-kq9uk Před 2 lety +3

    It's not personal, it's just business.

  • @LoPhatKao
    @LoPhatKao Před 3 lety +7

    if any chapter of the 501st is marching in a parade, this should be the song they play

  • @PelinalDidNothingWrong
    @PelinalDidNothingWrong Před 2 lety +8

    This song is better than it has any right to be

  • @Claymaver2000
    @Claymaver2000 Před 4 lety +7

    i could listen to this all day

  • @mrturtle933
    @mrturtle933 Před 6 lety +47

    Crush the rebellion today

    • @SnowtrooperTW-5102
      @SnowtrooperTW-5102 Před 3 lety +5

      Your presence is important to us! Come, and be part of the great Galactic Empire!

  • @dakotavanleer3859
    @dakotavanleer3859 Před 3 lety +3

    "Do you think it might be dificulte to get people to join the Empire because of all the evil stuff we do?"
    "Actually it's gonna be super easy barely an innconnvince."
    "Oh really?"
    "Yeah i thought we could just make this super awesome video with cool music and it will convince people to sign up."
    "Oh videos with cool music in them are tight."

  • @SundayMonster13
    @SundayMonster13 Před 3 lety +4

    "Long live the Empire."
    Moff Gideon, 9 ABY

  • @comicfan1324
    @comicfan1324 Před 8 měsíci +1

    I love how the song literally talked about how disposable storm troopers are they bringing up that they are just cannon fodder to delay the Jedi until Vader shows up

  • @acekechi
    @acekechi Před 3 lety +12

    Yo Dudes the Empire actually is pretty cool, maybe I should like join it or something?

  • @Jester_OnStrings
    @Jester_OnStrings Před 3 lety +3

    I would not be surprised at the Empire uses this as a propaganda video

  • @mega-bustershepard5537
    @mega-bustershepard5537 Před 6 lety +86

    Come join the Empire, see the galaxy, meet exotic alien women and protect your family from those evil Rebel Scum!!

    • @antonio301
      @antonio301 Před 5 lety +1

      Hell yeah

    • @cosmosturges6948
      @cosmosturges6948 Před 4 lety +8

      Any good member of the empire knows that the only good zeno is a dead zeno.

    • @jcb3259
      @jcb3259 Před 4 lety +5

      Join today!!!!!!

    • @SnowtrooperTW-5102
      @SnowtrooperTW-5102 Před 3 lety +5

      Your presence is important to us! Come and be part of the great Galactic Empire!

    • @kingdice6023
      @kingdice6023 Před 3 lety +1

      @proud hufflepuff hell yeah for the rebel alliance

  • @deceptiwave2936
    @deceptiwave2936 Před 5 lety +6

    For the Empire!

  • @zandreas12345
    @zandreas12345 Před rokem +4

    Lyrics:
    Young man
    There's no need to feel down
    I said, young man
    Pick yourself off the ground
    I said, young man
    Cause you're in a new town
    There's no need to be unhappy
    Young man
    I'm your new NCO
    I said, young man
    Let's get ready to go
    It's conscription
    But I'm sure you will find
    Many ways to have a good time
    It's great to be in the
    Empire today!
    It's great to be in the
    Empire today!
    We've got everything that you need to enjoy
    You can hang out with all the droids
    It's great to be in the
    Empire today!
    It's great to be in the
    Empire today!
    You can get yourself clean
    You can have a good meal
    You can do whatever you feel
    Young man
    Are you listening to me?
    I said, young man
    Where do you want to be?
    I said, young man
    Here or on Tatooine?
    But you've got to know this one thing
    Vader can't do it by himself
    And he's second to the Emperor himself
    So we need you in the Empire today
    It's great to be in the
    Empire today!
    It's great to be in the
    Empire today!
    We've got everything that you need to enjoy
    You can hang out with all the droids
    It's great to be in the
    Empire today!
    It's great to be in the
    Empire today!
    You can get yourself clean
    You can have a good meal
    You can do whatever you feel
    I was once in your boots
    I said, I was
    With the new recruits
    I thought I was
    Fodder for the Jedi
    And I'm here to say that's no lie
    I know that you might be afraid
    That's why you've got
    Lots of thermal grenades
    Sure, they're useless when Jedi are around
    But hey, that's when Vader throws down
    It's great to be in the
    Empire today!
    It's great to be in the
    Empire today!
    We've got everything that you need to enjoy
    You can hang out with all the droids
    Empire today!
    It's great to be in the
    Empire today!
    Young man, young man
    There's no need to feel down
    Young man, young man
    Get yourself off the ground
    Empire today!
    It's great to be in the
    Empire today!
    Young man, young man
    There's no need to feel down
    Young man, young man
    Get yourself off the ground

  • @user-wo1ch6nb5h
    @user-wo1ch6nb5h Před 5 měsíci +3

    I want to join the Empire, for a safe and secure society!

  • @legocaptainrex5546
    @legocaptainrex5546 Před 3 lety +5

    Ngl if they used this for enlistment, might of joined, GRANTED I couldn’t really enlist since I’m a LEGO but if I WAS the actual rex, I for sure would of joined if they used this

  • @memezrus6793
    @memezrus6793 Před 2 lety +2

    When the rebels start acting up again:

  • @eneskara6578
    @eneskara6578 Před 2 lety +3

    Where is the military branch? I must join the Empire now

  • @gamora_69
    @gamora_69 Před 2 lety +3

    It is truly great to been the empire today

  • @deathsinger1192
    @deathsinger1192 Před 2 lety +3

    All Hail the Emperor!

  • @andrewstack9873
    @andrewstack9873 Před 4 lety +3

    3:13 the death star dj's getting ready to drop the beat

  • @HeloFish
    @HeloFish Před 3 lety +3

    Join the empire, it is pretty chill

  • @jakebortnoski3369
    @jakebortnoski3369 Před 4 lety +4

    “The empire approves of this recruitment video on the holonet”

  • @antoninalbertini5396
    @antoninalbertini5396 Před 2 lety +4

    In Swgoh , i swear i’ll blast this song when I gear up my empire team

    • @XalleoOfficial
      @XalleoOfficial Před rokem +1

      What’s swgoh?

    • @antoninalbertini5396
      @antoninalbertini5396 Před rokem +1

      @@XalleoOfficial a mobile game where you use different star wars characters. It's quite addictive.

  • @carlosalmonacid8958
    @carlosalmonacid8958 Před 4 lety +4

    When you play as an Imperial in SWTOR, this song should play.

  • @AquaFan1998
    @AquaFan1998 Před rokem +2

    Great employment, great dance partys and hunting rebel scum. Whats not to love? 😊

  • @NerdyPuddinCup
    @NerdyPuddinCup Před 3 lety +4

    I think my favorite part has to be at 1:06 Vader accidentally marches to the beat.

  • @emperorpalpatine3021
    @emperorpalpatine3021 Před 5 lety +4

    Good Goooooooooood Long live my Empire

  • @frankg2790
    @frankg2790 Před 7 lety +21

    Badass!

  • @Sophie-mv7bd
    @Sophie-mv7bd Před 3 lety +3

    Yo the empire is pretty chill you could maybe join it or something

  • @zacharypurdue4584
    @zacharypurdue4584 Před 2 lety +2

    I'd love a Storm trooper movie, one following our brave boys in white

  • @timpex885
    @timpex885 Před 5 lety +2

    Good, Anakin good...do it!!

  • @emperor-studiosyt3341
    @emperor-studiosyt3341 Před 3 lety +3

    Best Song i have ever seen in the Imperial Propaganda!

  • @thegalacticempire7375
    @thegalacticempire7375 Před rokem +3

    Join the Empire Today! For a Safe and Secure Galaxy

    • @scienceacademynotcangivena8736
      @scienceacademynotcangivena8736 Před rokem

      sith propaganda peace space empire war crime is nationalist kleptocracy lie propaganda to kill nations.
      What is nation?
      Humans born without nationality, born without fascism, nationalization in childhood make them.
      False value, false enemy, false nation definition make false enemy, destroy value of life.
      Nationalist kleptocracy created fa, refuse value of life and human rights.
      Take from society, use not for society, use for golden toilet trash disease, is stealing.
      Reward for worsening, over reward is kleptocracy support, steal reward system.
      Not only artificial inflation, kill by stealing safety, cripple to death, non direct kill, they steal money, money they are printed.
      They not deserved golden toilets.
      They not have right on other life.
      They not deserve worship.
      They did nothing good.
      They so powerful, they are only enemy to them.
      They so powerful, they can create legal approved law, law by which they self must be killed.
      Support nationalist kleptocracy, participate in war crime.
      Nationalization without nation, mafia nationalist kleptocracy divide humanity by nations to cover war crime, nationalist slavery ownership, market division.
      Wikipedia false nation definition changed always.
      Commanders not kill directly, give orders and blame soldiers, soldiers forced to kill, blame generals, walking Milgram experiments.
      They kill for nations, they not know what nation is, nationalist kleptocracy protector, false value guard, false enemy fighter.
      Not can distinguish between race and nation.
      Sticks and rocks combat.
      War with shiny sticks, that can hold in hands, or throw shiny rocks with blaster.
      Why not use hyper engine as weapon, instead of kill cannon fodder?
      Why not tickle brain to lobotomy, instead move tons of rock, brainless protection?
      Some damned fool ten commandments crusade win with zero possibility by magic crystals.
      Narcologist barmen.
      Cantina on every planet of Universe.
      In lukas world all aliens are narologists barmen.
      Jedi walks into bar, to make children do same, or try death sticks.
      Lie propaganda nationalist kleptocracy.
      Looks great.
      Build small country, or huge money for special effects and orchestra.
      This is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause.
      Smuggler, contraband, mercenaries, scoundrel, scum, moron, sithhole, nitwit and other republic light side class characters.
      Phase 1. Steal underwear.
      Phase 2. ?
      Phase 3. Perfect society.
      Reward for worsening is stealing, kleptocracy.
      Princess queen monarchy of naboo, so good person, because she wear golden toilet, or she is walking golden toilet.
      Perfect life style, non direct election, vote for other voters, who vote for other voters, who vote for mafia illigal authority of nationalists kleptocracy.
      Good is, reward for worsening system, with republic or democracy non direct election, transfer power from citizens to slaver illigal mafia authority.
      Bad is, reward for worsening system, with monarchy, empire, because princess golden toilet queen of naboo say so.
      All princess wear golden toilet.
      Bandit empire worsening life for no reason.
      Bandit republic do same for no reason, why better?
      Every farmer can be spaceman and fly on golden toilet ship, zero possibility.
      Ten commandments crusade worship godless church temple.
      Kill for religion of sith peace.
      Nationalism, not can distinguish race, nation, species.
      Galaxy racism. Power come from genes chromosome.
      How midi chlorine can use chromosome, they are magic ten commandments creatures for voting for golden toilet?
      "Credit to your race" racist toydarian watto phantom menace alien.
      Sithed.
      anykeyscrewworker kiss sith monarchy sithed butt.
      Does holy sith in woods? Peace of sith step in bullsith smell like piece of sith.
      Sither with sithhead is sithing in deep sith, take sith and eat sith.
      Nobody want step in sith, do not sith your pants when sith happens.
      Else sith will hit fan, sith creek without paddle, sith covered.

  • @clearymacpack622
    @clearymacpack622 Před 4 lety +3

    Fam had an amazing voice in this

  • @matthewjamesdonaldsmith4858

    i guess i am joining the empire

  • @NathanialLebrun
    @NathanialLebrun Před 20 dny +2

    I'd honestly join the empire, seems to pay pretty well

  • @DarthVader-bd6dz
    @DarthVader-bd6dz Před 3 lety +6

    Join the imperial army today and get a 4 figure salary and a good house for your family

  • @STEP6192
    @STEP6192 Před 4 lety +15

    "If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place"
    ~ Tommy Wiseau

  • @hexagonalchaos
    @hexagonalchaos Před 3 lety +2

    I can already imagine this as some kind of intro for a comedy show about some people who work for the empire, kinda like red dwarf.

  • @bladetheelectrowolf1554
    @bladetheelectrowolf1554 Před 4 lety +2

    I love how the release coop for the empire and the rebel alliance Yesterday in battlefront 2 and I just saw this. I know which one I’m going after?!

  • @atomicwarrior665
    @atomicwarrior665 Před 2 lety +3

    If the Vader and Palpatine had played this while the stormtroopers were in training or in battle then they could have won

  • @mightoftradition5586
    @mightoftradition5586 Před 3 lety +2

    Yo dudes !!? The empire is pretty chill!! Maybe you could like join it or something...