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  • @samanthadegroot7749
    @samanthadegroot7749 Před 4 lety +2837

    "where do you want me to put it?" "prefferably away" is such an asexual mood.

  • @JohnDoe-yd7db
    @JohnDoe-yd7db Před 4 lety +1474

    “Well I can’t play basketball but I can kill a man whit a TOOTHPICK!”
    -alastor 2020

    • @WilliamTrysItAll
      @WilliamTrysItAll Před 4 lety +21

      Same alastor...
      I did it to a lady bug

    • @k1ngcrazy460
      @k1ngcrazy460 Před 4 lety +7

      That’s a pretty useful skill

    • @projectdelta5628
      @projectdelta5628 Před 4 lety +15

      Friend:What doe's that have to do with anything?
      Me:No, no, he's got a point

    • @jenniferperez813
      @jenniferperez813 Před 4 lety +5

      camera man mind : lets all get our holy water

    • @bittenboot4
      @bittenboot4 Před 4 lety +7

      John Doe
      **Toothpick Intensifies**

  • @mrx4022
    @mrx4022 Před 4 lety +2424

    Alastor: is Asexual
    Angel Dust: in the same room as Alastor
    Every fan girl/boy on the face of the earth: *_So anyway I started shipping_*

    • @impatientsamurai6202
      @impatientsamurai6202 Před 4 lety +17

      I am Unicron I don’t know if he is asexual, we only had the pilot

    • @mnstercandeh665
      @mnstercandeh665 Před 4 lety +88

      Impatient Samurai It’s not in the show yet, but it is canon that he’s asexual :)

    • @royaleartist4594
      @royaleartist4594 Před 4 lety +52

      @i am unicorn Vivziepop stated that everyone could ship characters, cannon or not.... it's just a little fun ^^

    • @waffletrot9108
      @waffletrot9108 Před 4 lety +60

      Asexual doesn't mean aromantic

    • @ess9628
      @ess9628 Před 4 lety +20

      -Alastor is Mama's boy-

  • @shadowmoon2553
    @shadowmoon2553 Před 4 lety +650

    "i cant play basketball but i can kill a man with a toothpick!"
    me: you can kill anyone with anything

    • @mementomori8826
      @mementomori8826 Před 4 lety +27

      I can kill a toothpick with a man!

    • @dragonslayer6801
      @dragonslayer6801 Před 4 lety +5

      It is true...he can kill with his hand...right?

    • @runedragon9919
      @runedragon9919 Před 4 lety

      @@mementomori8826 so tell me.. I know youre asexual, BUT, would you marry or kill Charlie? 😶

    • @larrythelobster1480
      @larrythelobster1480 Před 4 lety +1

      @@mementomori8826 you can throw man at another man killing him

    • @darkyagami6038
      @darkyagami6038 Před 4 lety +1

      @@runedragon9919 I think you know the answer lol

  • @JarottM
    @JarottM Před 4 lety +374

    Sheesh. Every time Alastor says "darling' my blood runs cold

  • @creative_cloud024
    @creative_cloud024 Před 4 lety +1034

    Not going to lie, Alastor saying "Darling" is something I needed in my life. *Edit: Everyone feel better now? I find it silly that people feel the need to comment on someone's grammar. (I only said it back to the first person as an example). Have a nice day and love the vid x

    • @WaterDefysGravity
      @WaterDefysGravity Před 4 lety +26

      A L I S T E R
      It’s written ALASTOR

    • @creative_cloud024
      @creative_cloud024 Před 4 lety +6

      @@WaterDefysGravity really? You're gonna slate for a misspelling?
      C H I L L. Idk if you noticed but 'teh' isn't an actual word so maybe instead of starting on someone for a misspelling you should check you're using real words first . 😊

    • @WaterDefysGravity
      @WaterDefysGravity Před 4 lety +3

      creative_cloud 02
      I wrote “teh” on purpose
      And if I didn’t I probably would’ve noticed by now

    • @creative_cloud024
      @creative_cloud024 Před 4 lety +1

      @@WaterDefysGravity all I'm saying is don't slate others. It's not a nice feeling when someone picks up on it and calls you out on something that isn't even an issue. Please consider this in the future. Other people aren't as emotionally intelligent to not be offended by this kind of thing. I'm not referring to you on this by the way, I mean in general.

    • @mementomori8826
      @mementomori8826 Před 4 lety +12

      Everyone could use a little Alastor in their lives!

  • @ericwithakay3559
    @ericwithakay3559 Před 4 lety +339

    Nobody:
    Angel: REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BUY GOLD---

  • @gacha_rosey2741
    @gacha_rosey2741 Před 4 lety +268

    Angel/Alastor saying Bill Cipher's quote line is what I need in my life bro... wonder how Bill Cipher feels about it, because.... He's Always Watching

  • @thischannelremindsmeofmycr2471

    i’m addicted to these

  • @catching.rainbows
    @catching.rainbows Před 4 lety +47

    “Well I can’t play basketball but I CAN kill a man with a toothpick”
    Always looking at the positives, he is

  • @MothHotline
    @MothHotline Před 4 lety +356

    Help meee I can’t breathe XD
    2:12

    • @sto1asgoetia600
      @sto1asgoetia600 Před 4 lety +8

      Tęçhñø Wøłf honestly alastor would have actually decapitated Angel just then

    • @memester2909
      @memester2909 Před 4 lety +6

      You got me dying 😂😂

    • @natoyiawarren9277
      @natoyiawarren9277 Před 4 lety +3

      And he said be gone thought he had smack you upside the head and I wish she/him would pull out a gun

    • @yukikim9506
      @yukikim9506 Před 4 lety +3

      THAT HURT TBH

    • @a-astudios116
      @a-astudios116 Před 4 lety +2

      My sides,they hurt XD

  • @kazuha5806
    @kazuha5806 Před 4 lety +94

    Alastor: "BE GONE THOTS!!! *slaps Angel*" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    I can't stop LAUGHING!!

  • @WilliamCyber
    @WilliamCyber Před 4 lety +1083

    IM SO CONFUSED, ANGELS A BOTTOM, EVEN IF MALES IN HELL COULD HAVE A BABY IT WOULD BE ANGEL HAVING A BABY, NOT ALASTOR!?!?!?! I IS CONFUSION

  • @justyouraveragebiperson2162

    I Love when Alistor is just dieing pucking angel dust is just saying "IM GONNA BE A DAD" XD

  • @teconleche857
    @teconleche857 Před 4 lety +271

    Nobody
    The team Fortress's spy when he die: 2:00

  • @tanzyvat5834
    @tanzyvat5834 Před 4 lety +362

    Ok... I don't ship angel and Alister at all...
    But I will say this...
    This is funny as hell 😂

    • @runedragon9919
      @runedragon9919 Před 4 lety +4

      Same bro I ship Alastor and Charlie

    • @N0tJ0hnD0e
      @N0tJ0hnD0e Před 4 lety

      Alastor

    • @shipperina2213
      @shipperina2213 Před 4 lety +5

      I don't really see alistor with anyone, maybe later in the series I can have a feel on who is a good person to ship him with

    • @Aeolus-v
      @Aeolus-v Před 3 lety +1

      So is this comment

    • @trashflower1971
      @trashflower1971 Před 3 lety

      I don't ship anyone with anyone. Especially not with Alastor.

  • @devilynx666
    @devilynx666 Před 4 lety +394

    I just lost my cat today but this made me feel a little better, still crying my damn eyes out tho

    • @winkelmannfamily6558
      @winkelmannfamily6558 Před 4 lety +14

      Devilynx im so sorry to hear that! i love cats so much so i cant imagine how hard it would be to have one and lose it.

    • @devilynx666
      @devilynx666 Před 4 lety +8

      @Lava Dleraziz It's reallyhard but I'm trying

    • @mnstercandeh665
      @mnstercandeh665 Před 4 lety +5

      Awh, I’m so sorry for your loss 💗 hope you feel a little better soon

    • @teaganwillier-lauck638
      @teaganwillier-lauck638 Před 4 lety +2

      NNOOOOO-

    • @darkdreams231
      @darkdreams231 Před 4 lety +2

      your cat shall always be with the dark side always in a good way

  • @mr.affaren2486
    @mr.affaren2486 Před 4 lety +147

    I almost broke the computer while laughing from animations

  • @jacobschott6955
    @jacobschott6955 Před 4 lety +26

    There’s something iconic about Alastor, in his dapper-as-hell radio personality voice, shouting ‘BEGONE, THOTS!’

  • @its_rat_backwards
    @its_rat_backwards Před 4 lety +55

    The most perfect slap noise ever 2:12
    Edit: that slap reminded me of Starbucks wake up slap and I thought when someone asked for that Alastor would come out from the back room an slap them and then go back there also that was the saddest help

  • @redguyfan1803
    @redguyfan1803 Před 4 lety +481

    "IM GONNA BE A FATHER!?!"
    Edit: OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SO MANY LIKES😄

  • @teaganwillier-lauck638
    @teaganwillier-lauck638 Před 4 lety +92

    1:05 This actually got a bit sad. .m.

  • @dracodevilchildmalfoy366
    @dracodevilchildmalfoy366 Před 4 lety +187

    Someone was laughing so hard they hit the wrong button on the video.

  • @pastelnut027
    @pastelnut027 Před 4 lety +55

    The asexual energy that Alastor gives off in these-
    I love it.

  • @sandraz4243
    @sandraz4243 Před 4 lety +79

    2:12 I love it 😂🤣❤❤
    3:23 My love 😂😂🤣🤣😆😆❤❤

  • @queenratiganthefirst5442
    @queenratiganthefirst5442 Před 4 lety +45

    0:36
    My left brain: How in God's holy earth is it possible for Alastor to be expecting when he's a male?
    My right brain: OMIGAWD, THEY GONNA MAKE CUTE WIDDLE BABY SPIDER-DEER!

  • @ladumbstupidandweirdanimat8862

    The first one..... SOMEONE NEEDS TO ANIMATE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Also me: Oke!! I had crushes on them!!! *cries*

  • @o0Yellow_Eyes0o
    @o0Yellow_Eyes0o Před 4 lety +16

    "I don't play basketball but a can kill a man with a toothpick!"
    *Dies o' laughter*

  • @pinkbunnywithtealeyes
    @pinkbunnywithtealeyes Před 4 lety +51

    I almost spit out my coke at "BEGONE THOT" [slap]
    Well done 10/10

  • @trashyvine6279
    @trashyvine6279 Před 4 lety +13

    0:21 "Doodle do but it's angel doots" 😂

  • @_lovelylotus
    @_lovelylotus Před 4 lety +10

    “Alastor, where do you want me to put *it* “
    “Um, preferably away,”
    That killed me 😂😂😂

  • @thezonedoutclown2825
    @thezonedoutclown2825 Před 4 lety +55

    I'm coughing my lungs out and laughing at the same time I think I'm dieing-

  • @kyleamindato4271
    @kyleamindato4271 Před 4 lety +56

    Alastor Like Charlie is a 2:09 great day she is not the intended solely those who are in my life love you and the other Angel Dust 0:28

  • @bananskin936
    @bananskin936 Před 4 lety +22

    0:44 ~help~

  • @MichelleGabutan
    @MichelleGabutan Před 4 lety +12

    Alastor: *charlie~~*
    *cHarLiE-*
    Got me *wHeezIng-*

  • @pokemonpotatoe8348
    @pokemonpotatoe8348 Před 4 lety +13

    Radio demon:”I don’t play basketball but I can kill a man with a toothpick”
    Me: how the f-

  • @vanessafrank7061
    @vanessafrank7061 Před 4 lety +8

    "You did dis to me -Angel-:I'm gonna be a dad!" Alastor: -barfing-

  • @restlessdave6755
    @restlessdave6755 Před 4 lety +13

    The first one gave me 2 questions
    1:how does a boy get preg?
    2:MY SHIP CAME TRUE!

  • @Fearanddelight
    @Fearanddelight Před 4 lety +71

    Dun dun dun, Another one bites the dust!
    So glad you posted again!
    Love it!

    • @heymedic6398
      @heymedic6398 Před 4 lety

      *And another one does....*

    • @Fearanddelight
      @Fearanddelight Před 4 lety

      @@heymedic6398 And another one does!

    • @heymedic6398
      @heymedic6398 Před 4 lety

      *Another one bites the dust...* (Sowwy but I aint waitin)

    • @Fearanddelight
      @Fearanddelight Před 4 lety

      @@heymedic6398 hey, we're gonna get you too!

    • @varmintt
      @varmintt Před 4 lety

      Someone bit angel duSt

  • @memeenergy319
    @memeenergy319 Před 4 lety +9

    Angel dust: feeding time!
    Alastor: finally my BEACON!!!

  • @daisywalden8415
    @daisywalden8415 Před 4 lety +46

    These keep me alive

  • @iwantahuggivemehug3876
    @iwantahuggivemehug3876 Před 4 lety +95

    Alistor has to say yes to everything Angel says 😏

  • @hanoh2904
    @hanoh2904 Před 4 lety +28

    What is the weakest whhhhaaat! I have ever heard lol

  • @lakoritheweirdskelly
    @lakoritheweirdskelly Před 4 lety +16

    First one: *exist*
    Me: HA YES, MPREG

  • @kingbillcipher6898
    @kingbillcipher6898 Před 4 lety +62

    Charlie charlie~

  • @gffandoms3367
    @gffandoms3367 Před 4 lety +9

    0:42 what? WHAT!?! :0
    ALASTOR is pregnant?!. That he is not supposed to be active?

  • @Sleepy_Sunshine
    @Sleepy_Sunshine Před 4 lety +5

    Alastor saying darling is making my thought drift to where he doesn't want them

  • @count-countess8464
    @count-countess8464 Před 4 lety +24

    1:03 Fat nuggets works as angels therapy animal prove me wrong

  • @xxgalaxythingxx5602
    @xxgalaxythingxx5602 Před 4 lety +42

    1:43
    fat nuggets...
    *WHhhHyY*

  • @funtimefreddy1128
    @funtimefreddy1128 Před 4 lety +12

    “ BEGONE THOTS!” -Alastor 2020

  • @funandgameswithcc134
    @funandgameswithcc134 Před 4 lety +10

    Alaster: ummm uh p,ease respect the 5 foot rule
    Me: um it’s 6 feet now but okay

  • @strawberrycowinafield
    @strawberrycowinafield Před 4 lety +5

    I'm obsessed with the first one... H E L P!
    I'ma write fanfiction now!

  • @laylalaudenslager6508
    @laylalaudenslager6508 Před 4 lety +8

    Alastor: Darling~
    Me: instantly falls to the ground and dies*
    My family: ah shoot here we go again

  • @saoirseryan8905
    @saoirseryan8905 Před 4 lety +7

    my favorite part of this whole video is angel becoming a dad i mean image how beatifull there child is

  • @the.maorismurf
    @the.maorismurf Před 4 lety +9

    Al: * pUkEs *
    Angel dust: I’m gonna be a dad :D
    Al: hElP.

  • @hazbinhotelweekbabys2432
    @hazbinhotelweekbabys2432 Před 4 lety +27

    Angel: singing alastor: runs in Angel’s room alastor: ANGEL!!!!!!! Angel: al Wut’s Rong wut did I do alastor: you did this to me Angel: looks at the pregnant test oh my god I’m a daddy alastor: puking

  • @sadies8100
    @sadies8100 Před 4 lety +6

    2:27 yeah, angel. We should all be practicing social distancing, even if we're demons flirting in hell! Don't let it spread!

  • @tc_animations3134
    @tc_animations3134 Před 4 lety +15

    The first one killed me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jessicabarton3504
    @jessicabarton3504 Před 4 lety +8

    Everytime Alastor makes up a bad joke: *Dies inside*

  • @localidiotnumber792
    @localidiotnumber792 Před 4 lety +5

    0:20 Doodely doo, it's Angle Doots

  • @alexxiss11
    @alexxiss11 Před 4 lety +11

    at 1:52 it shows alastor with 6 fingers XD XD

  • @user-kv4gq1ww5q
    @user-kv4gq1ww5q Před 4 lety +7

    XD 🤣🤣🤣🤣 fan girl's be like: Dad is that you?!

  • @TheTattedRat
    @TheTattedRat Před 4 lety +5

    Alastor’s little “HeLp..” after throwing up ;-; poor boy

  • @Mylenapony
    @Mylenapony Před 4 lety +6

    3:30 Can anyone else picture Angle doing a Bill Cipher cosplay?

  • @Unsupervisedgoat
    @Unsupervisedgoat Před 4 lety +47

    The first was honestly cute ngl

    • @lakoritheweirdskelly
      @lakoritheweirdskelly Před 4 lety +6

      *HA YES, MPREG*
      (tbh yeah i think it was adorable 💕)
      Me: *goes writhin' a fanfic 'bout this*

  • @bannetdabunny933
    @bannetdabunny933 Před 4 lety +6

    1:00 When you accidentally quit your game without saving

  • @Batzybun
    @Batzybun Před 4 lety +11

    Poor Al😂

  • @-cosmiclown-
    @-cosmiclown- Před 4 lety +5

    Alastor: _saying Charlie’s name while blushing_
    Me: _screech_

  • @yaelp2055
    @yaelp2055 Před 4 lety +56

    Plz show us a video of alastors kid plz ;-;

  • @bryceknox6379
    @bryceknox6379 Před 4 lety +42

    I thought angel was a bottom XD

  • @CounselorJerryH
    @CounselorJerryH Před 4 lety +4

    Alastor blushing when he says "Charlie"

  • @angeldust1284
    @angeldust1284 Před 4 lety +10

    2:12 I'm dying rn

  • @reactionsandanimatics2816
    @reactionsandanimatics2816 Před 4 lety +57

    RIP alastor

  • @arcia3158
    @arcia3158 Před 4 lety +3

    Frankly, Alastor being *very awkward* while being flirted with is just such a mood.

  • @alastrionaraftery4801
    @alastrionaraftery4801 Před 4 lety +14

    If your gonna make Alastor be asexual don’t make his voice actor sound so sexy when he says darling!
    Also me: I don’t find him attractive (has tissues stuffed up her nose.*

  • @palomaroggeri8680
    @palomaroggeri8680 Před 4 lety +5

    0:34 HOW IS THAT FREAKING POSSIBLE!!!!! KKKKKKkkkkkkk
    Im gonna die

  • @As-uc4jl
    @As-uc4jl Před 4 lety +5

    OMG!!! I LOVE THE FIRST ONE!!!!! XDDDD

  • @BitterGiggle0
    @BitterGiggle0 Před 4 lety +3

    Me because I have no idea how to play basketball;"I don't play basketball,but I can kill a man with a toothpick" :D

  • @animangel_8887
    @animangel_8887 Před 4 lety +10

    2:00 *THIS IS BIG MOOD-*

  • @sinonasimpsolars7212
    @sinonasimpsolars7212 Před 4 lety +2

    Awwwwwwwwww how much he cares about fat nuggets is so cuuuuute and so sweet ^u^

    • @count-countess8464
      @count-countess8464 Před 4 lety

      I think fat nuggets(the pig) might be a therapy animal for angel just a wild guess

  • @Alisibeth_Talia212
    @Alisibeth_Talia212 Před 4 lety +7

    OKAY BUT HOW COULD ALASTOR HAVE A BABY I'M CONFUUUUUUUSED

  • @queenandgoodomensfan6359
    @queenandgoodomensfan6359 Před 4 lety +8

    0:35 MY DREAM HAVE CAME TRUE

  • @elizabetharmstrong3412
    @elizabetharmstrong3412 Před 3 lety +3

    I can't help but laugh when alastor pulls out a gin saying "now where is that fat nugget" and angle starts panicking like "oh sh*t I got to hide fat nugget hahah so funny🤣🤣🤣

  • @brookcrow
    @brookcrow Před 4 lety +2

    "well I don't play basketball, but I can kill a man with a TOOTHPICK!!"

  • @emilydeguzman1523
    @emilydeguzman1523 Před 4 lety +6

    0:42 why near angels bed theres a toilet >_>

  • @cloudydays3224
    @cloudydays3224 Před 4 lety +10

    2:12 I M D Y I N G R N

  • @skriblzshade7996
    @skriblzshade7996 Před 4 lety +3

    0:34
    me:..
    Me: Is there something you would like to tell us, ALASTOR!!??

  • @cherrybomb7553
    @cherrybomb7553 Před 4 lety +3

    Why is it so cute how Angel is so attached to Fat Nuggets ❤️

  • @yukithewolfdemon9437
    @yukithewolfdemon9437 Před 4 lety +8

    Oh my God angel got alastor pregnant

  • @kaylacarter3503
    @kaylacarter3503 Před 4 lety +3

    Vagiee: I have no life
    Husker:I hav no soul to

  • @flakem.h7461
    @flakem.h7461 Před 4 lety +10

    1:56 ffff...HAHA

  • @Dream-ns6kj
    @Dream-ns6kj Před 4 lety +3

    "Fats nuggets." Is the best name for a pig

  • @spencermartinello7326
    @spencermartinello7326 Před 4 lety +8

    Angel dust: I want to see what that bulge in your pants is.
    Alastor: It’s a gun!

  • @R4FFLEZ
    @R4FFLEZ Před 4 lety +3

    2:08
    *i was in complete shock when I first saw this clip but now after seeing all of the ship fan art I’m not surprised*

  • @lorac9339
    @lorac9339 Před 4 lety +13

    *Can somebody explain to me why Alastor was taking a pregnant test in the first place?* 0:27

    • @SMILERZNEEDSSHIT
      @SMILERZNEEDSSHIT Před 3 lety +2

      Because maybe he Threw up and Felt something in his Belly so he Took it-

  • @laceyweirich968
    @laceyweirich968 Před 4 lety +2

    1:50 *"Well i dont play basketball but i CAN kill a man with A TOOTHPICK!"*

  • @demonic_dream9654
    @demonic_dream9654 Před 4 lety +3

    THE FIRST ONE GOT ME!! XD XD
    2:13 That got me to

  • @jazzmynecook5963
    @jazzmynecook5963 Před 4 lety +2

    2:00
    That scream!!!!! XD I don't wanna make fun of al, but it's just so funny! That's *definitely* him getting jumpscared!

  • @dll8767
    @dll8767 Před 4 lety +18

    Yes! I was waiting thank u!!

  • @melinacorts1626
    @melinacorts1626 Před 4 lety +2

    lmao alastor barfing made me laugh so hard, i was sent to hell