Pulling out the Excalibur...
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Pulling the Excalibur from the stone speedrun - Komedie
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Do it then lil nigga
please no me like learning about how henry the VIII has se-
We'll see about that
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"When your pullout game is weak, push it from the other side - MAN WITH NO CHILDREN" 💀💀💀
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You don't know if he has children though
@@marioortuno The quote was written in the end of the video.
@@mirasarlon3710 I didn't see the full text my mistake
@@toothlessplays thank god someone understands me
I love the fact that everyone only cares about the socery until it doesn't work
😂
Cuz if it doesn’t work it’s not real genuine sorcery!
Ìll mở. Pom😊😊
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well to be honest it's a lot less terrifying when the sorcerer can only use his powers to make a bad hammer
Bro really tried the paper trick💀💀💀
106 likes and no reply’s? Let me fix that👨🔧
@@Marcus16688bro 😂
@@Marcus16688the most original comment that obviously nobody did before
Why is humanity so mean these days. Just let people have their fun
@@karithomas3716true
"Hey Destiny, give me a hand I've got a job for you" 💀💀💀💀💀💀
It'll cost you extra 💀
Me: “Hand… and… job…, OH HAND J-
Ayo
@@BenDover-wy8pbwhats wrong with that
😂😂
The famous line “We’ll see about that”never gets old
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It's the equivalent to "cause tony learns from his mistakes"
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I t will always be legendary
I’m questioning how that guy managed to stay alive underground for years 😂
Don't you realize? It's the same king
@@ekamandalaputra5517 wait, what? But how king managed to day that peasant will never do that and to stay in that room at the same time?
I’m questioning how he’s so strong
@@steveblack720 c'mon man. It's just entertaining shorts. We only wait the 'punchline'
@@steveblack720 sorcery
"Maybe I just break this rock"
*Pulls out paper*
GENIUS
129 likes no comment? Let me fix that
Wait wait wait. You just came up with like the coolest thing ever.
A sword in the stone not held by the rock but by the former wielder, waiting for a man strong enough to pry the blade from him
Man that's... What would be doing the king under a rock!?
No, that's Aurthur
no silly@@devikjha4173
The reason why the paper didn't defeat the rock is because it wasn't big enough, since paper covers rock though some of the rock disappeared, *bro should've slapped it more*
naw the paper was good its just that rock had a melee weapon, that doesnt count
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I thought it was a divorce paper
The rock was basically holding a scissors blade
The paper couldn't smell what the rock was cooking
"Behold, post modern tools!"
"Sorcery!"
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No way to plug though
ok
Well, it does make sense. People from the ancients would see us like gods or sorcerers with the plugs on ofc😂
lol
@@taiteakopyte1504 not just that, but getting modern tools in medieval era has literally to do with sorcery
I love how Thor tries pulling Excalibur and Arthur tries lifting mjolnir
Time traveler : (kicks a rock)
The timeline:
So Thor tried to lift Excalibur and Arthur tried to lift *THE* hammer?
Lol
They weren't worthy
@@Archetype_Angel that's what s-
fun fact the name of Thor's hammer is mjölnir
@@ivy_angels it's actually Jonathan
"Give me your hand, I got a job for you."
"Ok but i will cost u extra"
Why does this feels so wrong? 💀💀
I know right
Give me your *HAND* , i got a *JOB* for you
Dudeeeee😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Bro took paper beats rock to next level💀💀
Except this time paper couldn’t beat rock 😂😂😂
217 likes and only 1 reply? lemme fix that.
“Give me a hand I got a job for ya” 😂
Big jack horner: Man imma just take the rock with me 🤣
🤣🤣
Big Jack Horner got the right idea😂💡
Tru😂
😂😂
You gained a sub
Bro changed Walt Disney to Walt Rizney 💀💀💀
Copyrighted
walt rizzney
@@wayababaya Rizney*
@@reactandgamerboos5171 There is a difference between copied and copyrighted.
@@HenryEmilyIsHapi did i say "is copied and copyrighted are the same"
"give me a hand, I got a job for you."
I see what you did there
Only you have noticed this your brain sure is something
The sword in the rock wasn't Excalibur.. it was just a sword. Excalibur was a lake sword.
How does this guy not have a role in a movie yet
Because he was not groomed by jews his entire childhood
@@saramorin4792 💀
@@saramorin4792 that was right for the wrong reasons
@@saramorin4792huhhhh 😭😭😭
@@saramorin4792^^^^^^^^^^^
"Behold post modern tools, Sorcery!" got me laughing
Man the end said “Walt Rizney” can’t wait for their first movie!
Edit: it’s the Rizzard of Oz
I would be fine with mickey as a cow instead of a mouse🐁, just not the other stuff except for minnie tho I want minnie with a cow head as well.
Bro used rock paper scissor logic💀💀💀
I love how Thor is pulling Excalibur and Arthur is lifting mjolnir
Same
Or trying to and failing.
Well there goes the mobo cinematic universe theory. I distinctly remember that sword being pulled out by an earthbender.
Definitely different sword, many swords in rocks where I come from
@@IamMoBo now that the city of dreams
Maybe they put It back after using it
Lesson learned on how to break a rock: *Use paper*
How to break a paper:Use scissors
How to break a scissors:Use Rock
@@susyoda6955 How to break a rock:Use paper
How to break a paper: use scissors
the "man with no children" got me real bad
"I got a job for you" 💀💀💀
Its about Blowing
Send my brother to hell... oh wait.
@@Cheesburger1009 it’s a handjob
"Might be HANDy for you to do it".
That plot twist totally wasn't unexpected
how college professors write their questions:
It I'll cost you extra got me dying 😂
Zoo Workers: We lost an elephant
The elephant:
"Give me a HAND, I have a JOB for you" 💀
"It'll cost you extra 😏"
@@calicobagelsMadam this is a hospital and we are doing surgery…
@@calicobagels dam she must have skill. I’d imagine only those that know their own destiny can get such a job.
"a peasant like you had no chance"...
Alternate ending:
Peasant: like YOU can pull it out too...
Doesn't change anything
no he can. hence why hes king
"give me a hand I got a job for you" LMFAO
... sticking a power cord in a cordless tool seems wrong lol
“If I can just break this rock”
*Proceeds to take out paper* 💀💀
@@toothlessplays no
@@toothlessplays and?
@@toothlessplays who asked or whatever
@@toothlessplays lol u made ppl mad LMAO
rock paper scissors
The destiny part was pure magic.
He really put "hand" and "job" in one phrase so that it makes sense and makes it super sus
@@bolsai That's the whole joke. 😐
@@TheCardboardDinosaur 🗿
You know 'Destiny' can make your wildest dreams come true...she is an expert at pulling out swords.
nami be like
"ok but it'll cost you extra"
Bro what 💀
'Man with no children' 💀💀💀💀 best quote of the history
This seems pretty obvious but the fact that thor was trying to lift the Excalibur and Arthur was trying to lift the Mjolnir was a funny detail
King: I can explain
*ANRGY MOB CHASING HIM*
That is not Excalibur, that is the sword in the stone. It breaks almost immediately after Arthur gets it and he then gets Excalibur from the lady of the lake
The dude reading the book was amazing lol
"If your pullout game is weak, push it from the other side" Ben Franklin, probably
no woman wants to do anal tho
The FF Winning theme had me weak 💀💀
helpp
Bro actually pull out "Paper" 💀💀
Thanks Mobo for making my day 😂
“BEHOLD! EXCALI- EXCALI- EXCALIBUR! I couldn’t get this rock off of it.” -Big Jack Horner.
the story makes so much more sense now
bro took "paper beats rock" to a new level
As a Icelander I really like how you brought up our most popular church when Arthur appeared
I like the idea that if people can't pull Excalibur out, they'll try for Mjolnir, which is next to the sword. Just a row of legendary weapons there just to mess with people thinking they could get rich and famous for wielding it.
😂
Thor tried for Excalibur while Arthur tried for Mjolnir
Excalibur isn’t the sword in the stone, Excalibur is the sword Arthur get from the lady of the lake
@@yellent2581 it's both actually.
Arthur got Excalibur from a stone but then it broke while being used in a fight with another knight.
Then Merlin brings Arthur to the Lady of the Lake and she somehow has a second Excalibur
Bro took rock paper scissors to a whole new level and nobody talks about that
“Give me a HAND, I got a JOB for you” He knows what he was doing
Walt Rizney got me 💀
it's actually metaphorical. "drawing a sword from stone" meant wise enough to be a blacksmith and recognize that great things (a sword/kingdom) can be made from everyday material (a rock (ore)/the people)
And I thought saying the sword in the stone actually wasn't excalibur would get me called a nerd.
@@Edward-cb5fc depends on the version, sometimes the sword in the stone and excalibur were the same sword, sometimes they were different.
@@erdil-ileaExcalibur is from the lake dumb ass everybody knows that. The other version is only there if the complete story was to long to read
"Man with no children" got me laughing
The Final Fantasy music at the end killed me lmao
That paper thing is really genius😂
King in medieval ages reading a history book for his exams💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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you made me search through my whole memory just because of that 1.5 seconds of the very very strongest playing.
when?
@@Misterkrenlerwhen he tried to push it through the other side
Bro destroyed the canon event
"sorcery!"
*Bonk*
"..ok"
Sword in the stone is Caliburn, not Excalibur. Arthur receives Excalibur from the lady in the lake after Caliburn breaks
This changes through the various legends.
caliburn originally was likely just a sharp sword and it was later transposed into a legendary weapon.
Clarent. C L A R E N T. Caliburn is just another writing for Excalibur
@@danguy6591 Again this is all different myths.
The mythology of king arthur has changed a lot over time and originally speaking caliburn and excalibur were the same sword and the words likely meant that arthur just had a good quality blade. Which would have been tantamount to legendary at that time period.
Much later on new versions of tge myth seperate caliburn from excalibur and give them legendary attributes of magic aand gods
@@Sgt.chickens and which myth is that exactly? Not merlin, for sure.... Pls, dont tell me that its another Fate/
@@danguy6591 the mythology of king arthur long predates any inclusion of merlin.
Technically its a real account just heavily shrouded in legend and myth.
The story of king arthur is from around the time of the great migration of germanic tribes. And likely originated from a tale of a real king or kings who lived during this time period. Unfirtunately most of the records have been lost from that time so it is considered britains "dark ages"
I've missed the "We'll see about that" for long.
Please keep on uploading
BRO THE PAPER SLAPPING tHE ROCK LLLOOOOOL
“I’ll just push it from the other side…”
-legends
A lot a wise man once said "If you can't pull it out then the rock apart of the sword"
Are we gonna talk about Thor trying to get the sword and Arthur trying to get the hammer 💀
It's not even in Norway too 💀
"give me a HAND; I've got a JOB for you". The way he said it like we wouldn't notice 😂😂
"ow my back" i laughing so hard😂😂
The ending was the best. THE KING GOT EXPOSED!!!
This guy truly makes me laugh every time. Keep up the good work
Lmao and that's how king Arthur was born
Gordian: who ever untie this rope will rule over whole Asia
Alexander: *cuts the rope with his sword.
give this man an Oscar
Nah blud was just chilling under a rock waiting for a 'worthy puller'
My favorite part is the fact that he used a cordless drill so he had add an extension chord next to it to make the bit work lol 😂 😂
This is basically what Merlin is doing in the story.
The look on the face of the king💀💀💀
I laughed so hard at the part where he tried to use a sheet of paper to break the rock 😂
Bro really smacked the rock with tiny paper to free the sword , we can't comprehend his iq level is beyond our knowledge.
Paper beats rock in rock, paper, scissors
Wrong paper the blank paper gonna need to be blue.
Oh so that ending explains how he became king, he was just pulling it from the other side so the peasant couldn’t become king.
T V A coming to capture him
Person: What do you do all day?
The king: I sit and hold a sword
*Legend says He is still holding it to this day*
“Nothing beats rock” -The Rock. Made up inspirational quote
"Paper in the rock" 😂☠️
Do not mess with EXCALIBUR!
This guy never fails to impress us
"if i could just break this rock"
*proceeds to hit it using paper*
bro really tried to beat the rock with paper
I love how on every video the king has a blanket over his sholders
Walt Rizney back with another banger 💀
69,420 years later this guy still posts in heaven 💀💀💀
"Give me your hand i got a job for you"
💀 ☠ 💀
“Man with no children” nice one
Destiny really wanted that Money for helping to pull a sword 😐