When idiots play GTA Online

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  • čas přidán 4. 01. 2020
  • Today we play Grand Theft Auto 5 Online.
    Donation link to help with the Australian bush fires (via Loserfruit) clickhousehelpsaustralia.com/tip
    ➤ Other Channel: / papapeli
    ➤ Twitter: / modestpelican
    ➤ Instagram: / modestpelicangaming
    ➤ Discord: / discord
    ➤ Twitch: / modest_pelican_gaming
    Mates in the video:
    Crosby: / crosby_7885
    Stealtho Marto: / stealthomarto
    Music:
    Hip Hop Christmas by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/...)
    Artist: www.twinmusicom.org/
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  • @ModestPelican
    @ModestPelican  Před 4 lety +1829

    I hope you legends are doing well.
    Donation link to help with the Australian bush fires (via Loserfruit): clickhousehelpsaustralia.com/tip

  • @uci6100
    @uci6100 Před 4 lety +2921

    The snow will melt into water meaning *ultimate hydration*

    • @Ludovicus1769
      @Ludovicus1769 Před 4 lety +58

      But then it becomes hotter meaning *ultimate dehydration*

    • @smokerbuddy4204
      @smokerbuddy4204 Před 4 lety +8

      @@Ludovicus1769 Shhhhh

    • @MakB546
      @MakB546 Před 4 lety +43

      But then it will evaporate and rain which means *ultimate rehydration*

    •  Před 4 lety +9

      MKB546 but then ya’ll forget I’m selling free water from my toilet.

    • @joshuagraham5902
      @joshuagraham5902 Před 4 lety +3

      Stay cheeki breeki my bandit brethren

  • @uci6100
    @uci6100 Před 4 lety +877

    “Death by hydration”
    *DOUBT*

  • @mattyboi7
    @mattyboi7 Před 4 lety +405

    10:16
    Pelican: crosby wastes his money on useless things.
    Also pelican: Buys a $7,000,000 yacht

  • @VCAOx
    @VCAOx Před 4 lety +1659

    Got onto gta a couple days ago just to see “Modest Pelican has left” my depression was immense

    • @memesatemydad809
      @memesatemydad809 Před 4 lety +36

      @@jbarz8565 no.

    • @freshpeanut4967
      @freshpeanut4967 Před 4 lety +44

      Robert Bruno This dude tryna get his soundcloud to blow up

    • @a.ftp4207
      @a.ftp4207 Před 4 lety +22

      @@jbarz8565 lol your music is trash

    • @braddtw4777
      @braddtw4777 Před 4 lety +17

      @@jbarz8565 what a fucking normie

    • @pierrelemagnifique205
      @pierrelemagnifique205 Před 4 lety +10

      Robert Bruno call yourself lil trashy and donate me a million once you win the music awards and get rich as fuck

  • @naikosrevenge
    @naikosrevenge Před 4 lety +984

    I couldn’t tell if modest was being modest due to his masculine monotone voice

  • @lionelmessi2054
    @lionelmessi2054 Před 4 lety +407

    Crosby voice reveal sounds like he needs to hydrate

  • @roastytoasty8815
    @roastytoasty8815 Před 4 lety +568

    “Any money this video makes will go straight to charity.”
    **Watches all ads at full length**

    • @druxfy8785
      @druxfy8785 Před 4 lety +18

      Dam that's some balls u got there

    • @thENDweDIE
      @thENDweDIE Před 4 lety +6

      Roasty Toasty What a trooper...RIP your sanity!!!
      Honestly, I considered that meself...but (possible stuped question) would that actually make a difference???

    • @roastytoasty8815
      @roastytoasty8815 Před 4 lety +1

      Timothius Zamora I’m actually not entirely sure but I’m willing to do it based on doubt. Every bit helps.

    • @warthundersuffering9667
      @warthundersuffering9667 Před 4 lety

      @@thENDweDIE It makes no difference

    • @thENDweDIE
      @thENDweDIE Před 4 lety

      Roasty Toasty Word

  • @wazzuh6994
    @wazzuh6994 Před 4 lety +28

    The way he say A N I M E T I T T Y had me dead 🤣

  • @csifinorbi
    @csifinorbi Před 4 lety +170

    I can't do much about the fire in Australia, but I turned off my Adblocker and watched the ads so I hope that brings some more money in

  • @elliotsammons7671
    @elliotsammons7671 Před 4 lety +51

    I’m not sure if every one agrees with me but I personally like it when modest puts audio clips from in the game in the video keep it up!

  • @ckinkead1891
    @ckinkead1891 Před 4 lety +22

    Pelican: any donations would really help.... meet thicc man

  • @gabb5398
    @gabb5398 Před 4 lety +171

    "Hi lads and lasses, mother's pelican here..."
    CZcams is not hydrated enough to make decent subtitles.

    • @MakB546
      @MakB546 Před 4 lety +1

      Hydrated Mordex

    • @caveman2343
      @caveman2343 Před 4 lety

      MKB546 Orion ftw

    • @502streamer2
      @502streamer2 Před 4 lety

      please shut up i can’t think of someone being dehydrated!!!😭😭

  • @Steven_Costanza
    @Steven_Costanza Před 4 lety +98

    "Do you have something to say Marto"
    *Jump from the rooftop*
    "Hello"
    What a dodgy malaka .

    • @Steven_Costanza
      @Steven_Costanza Před 4 lety +2

      @Gabriel Dimitrov I'm pretty sure it's a greek swearwords or just words depends on the usage , means "a-hole" or just "dude"
      Someone correct me if I'm wrong

    • @roukis8211
      @roukis8211 Před 4 lety

      @@Steven_Costanza you are not wrong, I am from Greece

  • @HarmlessComment
    @HarmlessComment Před 4 lety +16

    Hello, from california myself and understand first hand how devastating fires can be. Thank you for posting a link to donate, I definitely will. Seeing your country on fire is heartbreaking, especially because of all the wildlife there. And thanks again for mentioning the cause and posting the link for us! ❤

  • @brucewayne4036
    @brucewayne4036 Před 4 lety +43

    Time traveler: What year is it?
    Me: 2020 are you a time traveler if so may i ask 1 question
    time traveler: go on
    me: what game is the best game of 2050
    time traveler: haha cod ww3

  • @finno5827
    @finno5827 Před 4 lety +237

    Modest Pelican: "where's the black ice?"
    Me, a rainbow six veteran: yeah, where is it?

  • @jaapvandenheuvel5620
    @jaapvandenheuvel5620 Před 4 lety +105

    When you realise he said he will get enough money for a oppressor
    Doubt

    • @joaquinr1563
      @joaquinr1563 Před 4 lety +2

      Jaap Van den heuvel does he know he needs to get a bunker and spent months researching to get the missiles

    • @Hartman_7
      @Hartman_7 Před 4 lety +4

      @@joaquinr1563 not for the mk2.

    • @thegamingoutlaw7349
      @thegamingoutlaw7349 Před 4 lety +5

      @@joaquinr1563 not if he gets a mk2. Then all he needs is a terrorbyte

    • @ankshes69
      @ankshes69 Před 4 lety +1

      ive told my self that for to long... 🤣

    • @wyattcheramie004
      @wyattcheramie004 Před 4 lety +2

      He already has a bunker.

  • @Gabe-qc5ji
    @Gabe-qc5ji Před 4 lety +93

    “Where’s the black ice?”
    R6s players* you have no idea bro

  • @godassasin8097
    @godassasin8097 Před 4 lety +38

    Me: The WW3 memes are so funny.
    Time traveller: You mean the world war modest pelican gaming
    Me: Say sike right now!

    • @jacobwebb8818
      @jacobwebb8818 Před 4 lety +3

      We're gonna pretend that didn't happen

    • @godassasin8097
      @godassasin8097 Před 4 lety

      @Luke Berkowitz idk what you mean
      The English seems perfect to me

    • @godassasin8097
      @godassasin8097 Před 4 lety

      @Luke Berkowitz you probably haven't watched the video then

    • @godassasin8097
      @godassasin8097 Před 4 lety

      @Luke Berkowitz i feel incomplete
      He (Pelican) basically says to start the next world war and name it world war modest Pelican
      And then I made the joke

    • @banjo9692
      @banjo9692 Před 4 lety

      @@godassasin8097 still it ain't funny

  • @eggman7118
    @eggman7118 Před 4 lety +26

    Sufficiently hydrated as all things should be
    -Thanos 2020

  • @caneface87
    @caneface87 Před 4 lety +28

    As a Northern Californian who just went through a terrible wildfire for the second time, my thoughts are with you all in the Down Under! Good luck!

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 Před 4 lety +1

      Yeah I feel bad for Australia and Northern California we had a real bad series of wildfires in 2017 here in BC and we had a worse air quality rate then Beijing luckily that’s the only bad one we had but dam I wish we could send you guys and Australia some water bombers

    • @TheRealDickGrayson
      @TheRealDickGrayson Před rokem

      Ha you said down under.

  • @ryang9886
    @ryang9886 Před 3 lety +7

    When it's 2:02am and you hear "Hi lads and lasses modest pelican here" you know you're in for a good time

  • @TriangleV
    @TriangleV Před 4 lety +2

    What you are doing with this meme/satire/just plain sense of humour video is very noble. Thank you for helping your mates out in Australia, you guys are legendary. Stay Hydrated.

  • @prodthedirtybunny
    @prodthedirtybunny Před 4 lety +26

    Thiccman looks like slim shady when he has a beanie on him

  • @jamesdavis426
    @jamesdavis426 Před 4 lety +151

    Playing WWIII in 2020
    Yeet they tried to draft me but,Iran

  • @Mr.Chick3n
    @Mr.Chick3n Před 4 lety +7

    What a great guy, awsome of you to donate your earnings :)
    Just shared to all the discords I'm a part of, not many but hopefully will help spread the good word of pelecans

  • @rileythesheep9803
    @rileythesheep9803 Před 4 lety +3

    Thanks man I’m an Australian too and I really appreciate you doing your part for the fires. Keep up the good content

  • @freshs4m773
    @freshs4m773 Před 4 lety +22

    Me and the bois bois bois getting drafted into World War Modest Pelican Gaming

  • @maaiz3756
    @maaiz3756 Před 4 lety +6

    Modest Pelican + Donations to Australia to *rehydrate* from bushfires = Absolute Legend
    Best wishes from Germany!

  • @jansportslostwin8214
    @jansportslostwin8214 Před 4 lety +31

    1950:in 2020 we will have flying cars
    2020: People identifying as attack helicopters
    Gta:

    • @t6amygdala
      @t6amygdala Před 3 lety

      Nobody identifies as attack helicopters. Stop with the unoriginal strawman

    • @JCtooEZ
      @JCtooEZ Před 3 lety

      @@t6amygdala I do

  • @ThatCrayZay
    @ThatCrayZay Před 4 lety +6

    "What Are you doing step-bro"
    Had me rolling😂😂

  • @glendaman9951
    @glendaman9951 Před 4 lety +21

    "What are you doing stepbro"
    Aha a classic from a pelican

  • @eattoes6729
    @eattoes6729 Před 4 lety +18

    Firefighters are really just Hydration Masters, change my mind.

  • @JohnSmith-oo9mr
    @JohnSmith-oo9mr Před 4 lety +5

    Thank you for supporting your friends across the ditch ❤️❤️

  • @mj7435
    @mj7435 Před 4 lety +3

    *modest pelican “I hope the end payout is juicy.”
    *Literally anyone who has played this heist “honey you’ve got a big storm coming”

  • @10ksubswithoutavideochalla83

    I love the way this dude talk about sexuel things.

  • @carlosgonzalez4873
    @carlosgonzalez4873 Před 4 lety +30

    I haven’t been peeing it makes less hydrated I currently have my peen stapled shut

    • @qwoc
      @qwoc Před 4 lety

      Wow that is disgusting

  • @kieransoleander5262
    @kieransoleander5262 Před 4 lety +1

    Australia: ”burns” | Modest Pelican: ”stays at home playing video games”

  • @dest2118
    @dest2118 Před 4 lety

    no lie I think ur serious commentary and the donation link about Australia rly helps. keep up the good work and love ur jokes. keep being the absolute legend you are

  • @Hartman_7
    @Hartman_7 Před 4 lety +7

    I started a prayer group called the Pelicans and we are all praying for a rainstorm to flood Australia so the wildfires will end. ♥️

  • @pinoyboitsukiblm2597
    @pinoyboitsukiblm2597 Před 4 lety +58

    I know how you Aussies feel, I'm from Southern California. Stay strong.

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  Před 4 lety +31

      Mate the fires over there were awful, appreciate the kind words.

    • @pinoyboitsukiblm2597
      @pinoyboitsukiblm2597 Před 4 lety +7

      Love u man, you've helped me through some hard times. I've watched you forever and I'm so happy you saw my comment.

    • @HarmlessComment
      @HarmlessComment Před 4 lety +4

      I'm an hour from Paradise California, we still have people missing from our fire and it has been over a year. This shit is scary, sorry Pinoy that you had to experience it too. Hope you didn't lose anyone.

    • @pinoyboitsukiblm2597
      @pinoyboitsukiblm2597 Před 4 lety +3

      @@HarmlessComment thanks, I didn't but family lost a home in the fires.

    • @pinoyboitsukiblm2597
      @pinoyboitsukiblm2597 Před 4 lety +3

      @@HarmlessComment I evacuated twice and at my grandma's apartment the fire was on the hill and that was scary as fuck to evacuate her, it was hot af and could barely breathe.

  • @comradeivan8134
    @comradeivan8134 Před 4 lety

    I really enjoyed you and the lads chatting a bit. Added a very nice layer to the video.

  • @pepperstuttard79
    @pepperstuttard79 Před 4 lety +1

    Keep this series going it's excellent I love what you and your Boyz Boyz Boyz are creating here and the narration is awesome , happy new year modest pelican gaming hope to see more in 2020

  • @Teddy-P
    @Teddy-P Před 4 lety +8

    I hydrated myself 2 times wile watching this documentary about pelicans.

  • @wongy2561
    @wongy2561 Před 4 lety +3

    *Elegant Laughter* You laugh like a hydrated man

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  Před 4 lety +2

      when u get to do the subtitles why not flex your laughter you know?

  • @edwardroach9643
    @edwardroach9643 Před 4 lety +1

    At first, I thought your whole "Stay Hydrated" thing was just a funny thing, but being an Australian, and having to see, and hear about the effects of the drought and bushfires, it means so much more than just a silly gag to me now.

  • @jacobskellern8221
    @jacobskellern8221 Před 4 lety +1

    6:24, that’s me getting into the passenger seat of the fire truck lol 😂😂😂

  • @pinoyboitsukiblm2597
    @pinoyboitsukiblm2597 Před 4 lety +66

    This comment section is like Play-Doh, Non-Toxic.🤣

  • @wystrix439
    @wystrix439 Před 4 lety +8

    “Please say the line again”Marto says as he quenches his thirst
    “H-hi lads and lasses” Modest whispers in his ear “we gotta keep this a secret, we’re the stealtho boys now”

  • @GryteselvFPV
    @GryteselvFPV Před 4 lety +1

    The amount of creativity in your story's are just amazing! Love it
    Keep it up

  • @job3rg
    @job3rg Před 4 lety +2

    3:20 Reminds me of when Jack Frags came in on one of your Battlefield videos...

  • @oldsport5875
    @oldsport5875 Před 4 lety +28

    Why is there not a pelican emoji
    We need a pelican emoji

  • @harsht6583
    @harsht6583 Před 4 lety +4

    “What r u doing step bro” omggg

  • @filipsvantesson2840
    @filipsvantesson2840 Před 4 lety +1

    If pee is hydration= infinite hydration? This brand new technology could save the lives of so many dehydrated beings.

  • @collinf4826
    @collinf4826 Před 4 lety

    I like how ur putting in clips w audio now. It’s a good touch

  • @mankyman__3440
    @mankyman__3440 Před 4 lety +4

    modest pelican:"donate yourself" me: human trafficking

  • @vlaaad5160
    @vlaaad5160 Před 4 lety +6

    We need to raise 20 million dollars to stop the wildfires in Australia.

  • @lukebond635
    @lukebond635 Před 4 lety

    Pelacon:there's big smoke in the sky big smoke:I'll have 2 number 9's, a number 9 large, 2 number 7's, a number 6 extra dip, 2 number 45's 1 with cheese, and a large soda

  • @GordonSucksAtLife
    @GordonSucksAtLife Před 4 lety +2

    Your videos really make me breathe air out of my nose. Thank you

  • @andrewryals_325
    @andrewryals_325 Před 4 lety +6

    “He’s not getting lower back pain anytime soon” has a few bullets in spine ~11:25

    • @samymasta
      @samymasta Před 4 lety

      To be fair, you can't be in pain when you cannot feel anything

  • @Blakas000
    @Blakas000 Před 4 lety +4

    Imagine not completing heist in a decade

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  Před 4 lety +1

      after the doomsday heist i wouldn't be surprised haha

  • @blackpanther4938
    @blackpanther4938 Před 4 lety +1

    Starting off the video with a hydration station.... What a legendary Pelican🎊🎊🎊

  • @illroots21
    @illroots21 Před 4 lety

    Need a lot more of this GTA content!

  • @TheSkulleh
    @TheSkulleh Před 4 lety +4

    0:53 You're telling me I can donate *myself* to Australia to further the re-hydration of the place?
    Take me daddy pelican!
    Also, how do Crosby and Marto still let you drive mission specific vehicles? I mean, you've gotten every one of them stuck at some point, haven't you?

  • @AbdulHaseeb-ze7pu
    @AbdulHaseeb-ze7pu Před 3 lety +3

    9:37
    "I definitely didn't need to explain why we needed the masks"
    *Oh, you did.*

  • @jamespeel8172
    @jamespeel8172 Před rokem

    I always come back to your gta vids they are almost as good as keeping hydrated

  • @mr.deadlymike9455
    @mr.deadlymike9455 Před 4 lety +1

    Modest pelican: talks about marto owning a car
    Me: sees oddly shaped broken window of the car

  • @orfeagle
    @orfeagle Před 2 lety +3

    Modest Pelican gaming actually predicted world war 3

  • @unknownboi7331
    @unknownboi7331 Před 4 lety +4

    My New Years resolution is to stay hydrated

  • @MBPpp
    @MBPpp Před 4 lety +1

    somehow pelican has more energy in his voice when doing the voice-over than when he's actually just playing the game

  • @DimondYT69
    @DimondYT69 Před 3 lety +1

    I love it when he says lads and lasses

  • @wisles7944
    @wisles7944 Před 4 lety +4

    This is the first CZcamsr I’ve heard address the fact that Australia my home country is on fire

  • @rubbervelcro1177
    @rubbervelcro1177 Před 4 lety +4

    Last time I was this late, I got caught beating my beat

  • @xpcwolfman505
    @xpcwolfman505 Před 4 lety +1

    Dear modest pelican,
    I write you in regards to hydration, and it's importance in GTA5 .
    after watching this video I though my character needed to hydrate, though only liquor was available and it was a hit day on the beach, so he took a swim into the ocean to hydrate. Before it was to late he realized he couldn't drink salt water, at that moment a shark decided I no longer needed to hydrate, seeing as how I was being eaten ... Well thank you for hearing my story of hydration

  • @sandisklavins744
    @sandisklavins744 Před 3 lety

    i love when peapol like this help like australian fire and all thet they joke but they help and its so holsome

  • @rohaildad9820
    @rohaildad9820 Před 4 lety +11

    I've been waiting since 2019 for this video it was literally 1 year ago

    • @coeqy691
      @coeqy691 Před 4 lety

      No it was last year. One year ago would be January last year

  • @j2h287
    @j2h287 Před 4 lety +3

    I’m worried about you because of the fires man hope your ok and whole of Australia from the England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  Před 4 lety +1

      the fires have moved away from me now but appreciate it mate. All the best you legend!

    • @j2h287
      @j2h287 Před 3 lety

      @@ModestPelican thanks man

  • @Cnupoc
    @Cnupoc Před 4 lety +1

    its good to see that you keep the citizens of Los Santos well hydrated. Thank you good citizen, thank you.

  • @lukekieselbach5278
    @lukekieselbach5278 Před 4 lety +1

    Thanks for putting in your part to make Australia Hydrated again!

  • @legomationrocky6200
    @legomationrocky6200 Před 17 dny +14

    dr disrespect didn't age well

  • @AzraeI_
    @AzraeI_ Před 4 lety +7

    Is the charity for dehydrated hit men if it is I will donate my whole bank account
    Stay hydrated!

  • @Purgosmusic
    @Purgosmusic Před 4 lety

    Modest Pelican your intros are always hilarious but that intro of giving to Charity I felt that brother I have a more respect for you being a kind person. Great way to start the year bro.

  • @goobiethegreat_2484
    @goobiethegreat_2484 Před 3 lety

    It’s crazy on how this video is almost a year old and I’ve been watching modest pelican for 11 months like wow I’m a true pelican

  • @nalle-mattikanerva2346
    @nalle-mattikanerva2346 Před 4 lety +11

    "If you wanna donate yourself, link in desc"
    Me: well I dont have life sooo...... "getting in a box"

  • @BaldBoi95
    @BaldBoi95 Před 4 lety +19

    never been this early, let me grab my water bottle real quick.

  • @danielneyman9307
    @danielneyman9307 Před 4 lety +1

    "What are you doing step bro?"
    Classic

  • @demondog9482
    @demondog9482 Před 4 lety

    Ty for the laughs man, t&p to Australia

  • @jacobdicks7784
    @jacobdicks7784 Před 2 lety +3

    Watching this video in 2022. Hearing him talk about the upcoming world war 3. I had to double take and be like “is this video from this week or is at actually old”

  • @gaetanoiannotta6618
    @gaetanoiannotta6618 Před 4 lety +3

    The mask looks like Hitman from isle of Sgàil

  • @cyzw
    @cyzw Před 4 lety

    “What are you doing, stepbro?!” It was at the moment I subscribed and switched on my notifications for the channel, this man must be protected at all costs

  • @bruhgutus
    @bruhgutus Před 4 lety

    I watch Modest Pelican Videos for the health tips. My back hasn't hurt for over a day and I'm sufficiently hydrated.

  • @eagle4361
    @eagle4361 Před 4 lety +10

    We just evacuated nsw cuz our house burned down

  • @sechefseerow8694
    @sechefseerow8694 Před 4 lety +4

    9:56 he looked like Eminem

  • @highlandoutsider8148
    @highlandoutsider8148 Před 2 lety +1

    Like legit, coming back 2 years later just binge watching, and I'm not sure what war he's talking about, thats fuckin mental 😳

  • @Medievalhistorybuff_
    @Medievalhistorybuff_ Před 4 lety

    I’m so sorry for everyone who has to suffer through the Australian bush fires I love you all you absolute legends let’s together hydrate Australia. Btw I love what ur doing with donating all the money made from this video to charities u are a true legend respect to u man love your vids ❤️❤️

  • @elfishi5365
    @elfishi5365 Před 4 lety +20

    Imagine "not" drinking water in 2020

  • @mack7235
    @mack7235 Před 4 lety +112

    “I’m going to say a generic hydration joke to get a lot of likes” -Everyone in these comment sections, 2020

    • @GHOSTSULLY
      @GHOSTSULLY Před 4 lety +2

      It's called playing along

    • @binnysan
      @binnysan Před 4 lety

      @@GHOSTSULLY spoken like a conformer

    • @GHOSTSULLY
      @GHOSTSULLY Před 4 lety

      @@binnysan comments like his are arguably even more unoriginal then the comments he's talking about. Not conforming to anything I just have a reasonable expectation that comments will play off the theme of a video/channel and there nothing wrong with that.

    • @binnysan
      @binnysan Před 4 lety

      @@GHOSTSULLY relax, this is youtube. take nothing seriously and you'll have a good time

  • @Noxai.
    @Noxai. Před 4 lety

    I've been watching some videos for awhile and I finally subbed today good job

  • @plazibat281
    @plazibat281 Před 4 lety

    I like more watching your GTA videos than actually playing GTA myself...thats how good they are