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2:09 what do you do bro ? Him: what ? Guy in the yellow shirt: what do you do ? Him: Kill People ! Both of them on mid second pause LMAO!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👋👋👋😂😂😂😂
Sam yes i know that i just wanted to put it in terms that most people would understand. The only difference really is CH3 extending a methyl branch to normal amphetamine. I minored in chemistry so i know about organic chem but i just assumed that this guy didnt considering he hadn't heard of speed.
Crackhead goes: I'm to high. Vitaly goes: On what? Crackhead goes: Speed.{0~0} Vitaly goes: Hello?Yes 5-O we got him. Crackhead goes: Nah. ( Walks away swinging arms hella high up in the air)
BastiHamburgCity they are both stimulants and chemically related but they are still 2 different drugs when someone says speed they are usually talking about amphetamine paste
1:11 My hat has the price tag on still, I'm not wearing my shirt as one would wear a shirt, I deliberately show my underwear. The fuck is going on with people?!
Does the last gentleman you spoke to know that consuming amphetamine sulphate is illegal? I believe the street word that is used to describe this particular drug is 'speed' correct? The ‘comedown’, which can last a number of days, can make users feel very lethargic and down, and this could lead to the user developing difficulty concentrating. Mixing amphetamine sulphate with anti-depressants or alcohol has been known to kill, so perhaps this young man should change his plans and not go out partying with his friends. Thank you for allowing me to give this important message, *Don't do drugs kids, unless you're a heavyweight of course*
Finally a prank video that isn't Cop picking up girls prank! Gold digger prank! Gold digger prank 2! Making girls make out with you prank! Making girls twerk prank! How to get into a girls pants prank! How to pick up hot girls prank! Honestly Im sick of men objectifying women as sex objects, and as a male myself I believe that it is repulsive that the male species have sunk this low. Hitting in girls In a cheap police officer outfit isn't a 'prank' its just pathetic.
I don't agree with all that objectifying women nonsense, but I do agree with you that those picking up women, how to get any girl to kiss you videos are shit.
Виталия, а вот гомно получилось в этот раз... Последние пранки смотришь - и стыдно становится, чувство неловкости за тебя(( и жаль, что русские комменты не читаешь никогда
"you a handsome man"
Vitaly: "do I have some what?" lol
time in video or it didn't happen.
1:10
Damn^^
Crystalised Meth 1:00
he doesnt hear that very often, took him off guard.
"you a handsome man"
"do I have some what?"
What just happened?
Polina Malinovskaya Your choice of words shows your mentality.
Right lol
I was wondering what happened
Our handsome man
That dude in the yellow shirt seems like the most chill person you could possible hang out with.
Wtf ? He blackmailed him
He taught about it tooo hahahhahahaha
What are you kidding? He was about to strong arm robbery his ass. And extortion. Lmao
lmao.... pandering to random black people needs to stop. He tried to rob and blackmail him. Why tf is he a chill person ?
@@xahmed6173 Be quiet Ahmed, when people pander to you, they go missing.
2:50 ''do you wanna help me with this project , i am gonna kill the kids'' * Checks time , na i aint got time for dis *
He was already checking his watch before the kill the kids line.
😂😂
Tupac1996 w
How much you got in your pocket? 😂
What an idiot lol he would've kill them for real if it was real
That dude had a Need for Speed
I'm glad to go through all of these comments to see this masterpiece
jason segundo Jason, the most easily impressed guy out.
Dattttt was gut =)
***** thats because you are not up with NZ slang.
Gotta go fast
The guy at the end has me dead
Amaiya drew maybe he use drugs
"I'm too highhhhh."
Hes a good guy
Damn 😂😂
He is on drugs. Omg you would know if you live on the rez
2:04 Hahaha I loved the black man's reaction after the threat-call. He was like BRUHHHH.
Yeah😂😂😂😂🤦♂️
"I'm too High" dam I love honesty
THE LAST GUY HAHAHAHAHA 4:23 "I'M TOO HIGH" *runs away*
i couldn't stop laughing hahahah. PART 2! PART 2!!!!!
"Runs"
and what did you expect him to "fly away"?! just because he's high?
***** I agree , almost sad seeing that
if any one is wondering, speed is heroin
Even the dude high on speed knew that vitaly is outta his mind lol
Lol right I thought he would say yea
lmao
I like how the first guys his voice is all cute and adorable before he puts the voice minuplator over it LOL
2:09 what do you do bro ?
Him: what ?
Guy in the yellow shirt: what do you do ?
Him: Kill People !
Both of them on mid second pause LMAO!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👋👋👋😂😂😂😂
KingDelo OTT アニメキング
lol?
-"Im too high"
-"On what?"
-"Speed".
Holy crap! Funny prank tho!
Lolololol
Notice even thou he was in public around many people he was not harming anyone.
Landon Brecheisen True
Landon Brecheisen
Are you telling me I have been lied to!
Landon Brecheisen lol you say that like its ok to do speed
"I'm too high"...(backs up what he said) "on speed"
+SergentChaos i died XD!!!
+SergentChaos Speed is the street name for the Class B drug amphetamine sulphate
+lolovideos слабо тоже самое на русском написать?
That guy is me on any day of the week.
DJ LSD PHD я все равно ничего не поняла
Hitman: "I'm gonna kill the kids" Random dude: "how much is in your pocket"
The Russian Hitman-"Would u like 2 cutoff a toe?"
Stranger-"Yes"
*hangs up*
*sign of oh shit what did i just do*
"What do you do, bro?"
"I kill people"
Bullshit bruh
😂😂😂
Pls do more russian hitman pranks!!! Theyre the best
K
Agree
@@lebarms7832 me and you watch the same stuff
yeah but with a thicker russian accent and trying to take a phone call with russian language
Yea
“I hev a penis in my pocket”
This is what I was looking for in the comments:) Hahaha
That was fucking hilarious lol
Lmao my mans said he too high on speed 😂 4:25 I'm done.
I actually really laughed at this one... This was good
Ayyyyy maxx!!
Mr Maxx. Day of eating tomorrow?
Hey, get back to deadlifting!
LOL maxxxx
I didn't know max watches vitaly lol hey max upload a video!!
2:04 thats a legit "Bruh" reaction lol
russian hitman pranks are an incredible piece of art, 100% laughter.
1:50 they should make a movie together 😂
The BackStabbing Knight right sounds like it would make a good action/comedy movie 😂 and it would start like that
hahaha dyin at 2:49 "do you want to help me complete this project? I'm going to kill the kids" *checks the time* Like was he actually considering???
+Luke Lemmons Lmao he said "Bro" after checking his watch.
What you got in your pocket right now? 😂
You’re right, that fucker ..he was actually considering the offer..
Yep 😂
0:54 "Are you a detective?" "No, I'm a hitman" Chill, I'm just a hitman, dont worry xD
JICM25 😂
Lmao
Will you help me kill them ? Guy looks at his watch aha
Yeah I'll help but I got dinner reservations at 6 lmao
the guy in the yellow shirt just calmly rethinks his life choices
"oh no. I'm too high" story of my life😂😂
i swear😂
Kaleb Hilton stop just stop...
your life is poor then
So sad
Same
"I'm too high" on what? "Speed" 😂 lmao
CONETIN 99 That's a drug dumbass
CONETIN 99 speed is meth
Sam yes i know that i just wanted to put it in terms that most people would understand. The only difference really is CH3 extending a methyl branch to normal amphetamine. I minored in chemistry so i know about organic chem but i just assumed that this guy didnt considering he hadn't heard of speed.
Speed is street name for methamphetamine(meth). Only in my country (Serbia) we call amphetamine paste speed.
2:06 when you open the exam paper and don’t know how to answer the first question...
😂😂😂😂
“I’m too high”
“Too high on what”
“...speed”
😂😂😂😂
A real hitman would have bought a $10 burner phone from the pharmacy.
knowthetruth1492 Does it self-destruct after you use it?
+Jeff Faust YES XD
+knowthetruth1492 rly? i thought they go out and ask ppl on the streets like he did. Thank you for showing me the ways of knowledge
brett linthicum
Really?! You mean at the store or you mean period?
Flame ツ Flame probably everyone with a proper brain knows that
The return of the Russian Hitman! He lives!
Magnificent prank.
Thanks for this mate :)
Stop commenting on your own comment to get to the top. Your fucking annoying.
Russia > US
Leader IM Antarctica>Russia
Dirt>USA
2:30 the lady even tried to take him down
I like the fact that everyone snatched the phone, then ran for their life.
The reaction at 2:05 is priceless. I seriously burst out laughing. This is fucking great, wow.
+musicisbrilliant LOOOL that long pause
musicisbrilliant cool Jim Morrison pic
what do you do bro
How to start an internet fight :
1. Write a comment
2. Wait
U wot m8?
I FUCKING HATE YOU
NO THATS NOT HOW YOU DO IT
Jesus and Mohammad are sucking my cock right now
Don't talk about my family like that?
This man is so cool and freaking awesome ...he's so funny one of my favorites
I love how Vitaly is able to change his pranks in a single video to make it cooler like in the end he pulled out the Five-O prank.
I could NEVER keep a straight face if I were you guys! Hahah this prank was genius!
Do you still watch this now?
@@joseluisvelasquez6702 i still even i watched this 6years ago I think 🤔
@@joseluisvelasquez6702 who doesn't
lmao respect to the girl at 1:03 tryna hit on the hitman
+Luke Lemmons yeah i got that too lol at first she wanted him to tear that apart then the prank happened
@@laced9585 girl that wants to be a boy
@@tyrekehannah8201 Idiot, a lesbian would not hit on a man. A straight tomboy more likely
@@fayettevillain1171 their are straight tomboy??
Xave 🤦♀️
haha this killed me! laughing!
this was amazing. please do more of this
Somebody should make a gif of that "speed" part lol
That's messed up dude speed is also known as meth, he has a serious problem.
kano8506 It's a song.
kano8506 moving smiley..like short 3second movie i think
kano8506 a lossless format for image files that supports both animated and static images.
Jesse Sellman
no its a song
Lmao this was halerious 10/10 more of the in the future plz
Thanks Villain!!!!
VitalyzdTv English with russian accent is awesome, by the way. AWESOME prank. Moaar :3
Halerious?
"Hilarious"
this wus haileirieirous
fuckin idiot learn to spell
I really want to see more of these so much man lol 🤣🤣🤣
More THIS! Best Vitally
Crackhead goes: I'm to high.
Vitaly goes: On what?
Crackhead goes: Speed.{0~0}
Vitaly goes: Hello?Yes 5-O we got him.
Crackhead goes: Nah. ( Walks away swinging arms hella high up in the air)
Speed is meth so he's not a crackhead more of a methhead lol
Ashley Warrick I'm pretty sure meth and speed aren't the same thing.
speed is isnt meth you stupid fcker, speed is amphetamine
Daniel Troedsson
yeah and meth is also amphetamine, meth means methyl-amphetamine
BastiHamburgCity they are both stimulants and chemically related but they are still 2 different drugs
when someone says speed they are usually talking about amphetamine paste
Last guy is on drugs? Lol
Он же сказал, что он под спидами
Марк Меньшиков Yeah, it's called Speed
Марк Меньшиков yeah, speed, tek, meth, that's what he was on.
Марк Меньшиков No he's not
Марк Меньшиков but he had more common sens than the dude with glasses that wanted money from Vitaly...
I absolutely love it when he says "5-0, we got em'". Its like he's improvising.
where can i get his voice changing thing at?
DeViiaTe Amazon?
the exact one
@@Ryo im looking that thing also
I am the man Uk what is that emoji
what are you using it for? 👀
Thumbs up for more Russian Hitman pranks!
Love you Vitaly, Your biggest fan from India ^ ^
LOVE YOU VITALYYY
We need more Hitman.
Sir plz add me in whatsapp 09999488768
gofund.me/mg850w will some help please
"you think ama stupid or what?" haha 2:37
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 estupido
XD
Dave C lmfaoooo that shit was funny af
the funniest prank ever omg I could not stop laughing🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
“You gotta pay me bruh”
Fr tho 🤣🤣 *throws out SIM card*
Omg the last guy was hilarious, wish he was in more videos!
Anne marie omg get brain loser
First guy man!!!! his eyes!! just hilarious😂😂😂😂
4:24 lmao I love this dude the way he walked and said "I'm so high" haha savage
thomas menabrea how is that Savage you spaz
“Hold my hand “ lmao ayo 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 buddy prob like wtf but he want that 100k
Black guy: You have to pay me.
I want to make part of this kidnapping.
***** hey wozzers :)
***** what are you wearing for dinner tonight bby? :*
hello there...
*****
hey there
He is the biggest scoundrel in this video.
Finally!! Been waiting FOREVER for you and +kevinbrueck to do this prank! BTW the facial expressions were awesome!
Love dennis
Lol google plus rip
Some of these reactions were priceless.
The first guy eyeballs poking out when he did that voice lmfao
1:11 My hat has the price tag on still, I'm not wearing my shirt as one would wear a shirt, I deliberately show my underwear. The fuck is going on with people?!
Btw thats not a price tag
I don't even know what the fuck is wrong with her
Irvin Echeverria what is it then?
why you mad? its her life nd she can wear erything backwards and inside out non matching colors and I still wouldn't give a fuck.
merica
Last guy was in another dimension
Omg i am subbed to you!!!
Hani Al
Me toooooooooooo
So good this one bring back vitaly the goat😊
The lady yelling "help" gets me every fucking time! then shes like "im not playing" 🤣🤣🤣
You never fail to make me laugh bro!
I'm too high on speed! Lmao!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
lol
3:54-4:33 Reminds Of Ezal From The Movie Friday, Has Me Dead Asf With Laughter 🤣
Man your videos are fire 😂😂😂
I wish the addict luck in a brighter future.
He's gonna need alot more than that bud.
S & S INDIGO TV indeed
Time stamp
💯💯 he look going to
I mean if he like has his shit together and decides that what he wants to spend his money on what can u do
The first guys' panicked reaction was unreal lol!
"We have both of your children!" lmao
We need to see more of the hitman @ 0:31 seconds. That was absolutely hilarious. That hand gesture at the end was so legit hahahahaha.
Does the last gentleman you spoke to know that consuming amphetamine sulphate is illegal? I believe the street word that is used to describe this particular drug is 'speed' correct? The ‘comedown’, which can last a number of days, can make users feel very lethargic and down, and this could lead to the user developing difficulty concentrating. Mixing amphetamine sulphate with anti-depressants or alcohol has been known to kill, so perhaps this young man should change his plans and not go out partying with his friends. Thank you for allowing me to give this important message, *Don't do drugs kids, unless you're a heavyweight of course*
Thank you. I never knew drugs were illegal. I'll never do them again.
Hi Im Craiggerz agreed... could you pass that blunt
No way man. Drugs are bad.
Hi Im Craiggerz Well it does depend, some people consider tobacco and alcohol drugs and they're legal..........
Hi Im Craiggerz
mkay
00:39 the guy almost pissed his pants LOL
Lol
meanwhile that guy that passes by them starts laughing xD
MYtastePT xD
you just gave the worst bad trip to the last dude XD
I’m literally walking to my car in tears yo, legit tears 😭😂😂
"Im high AF - High on what - on speed. LOL
:D
speed is meth
Finally a prank video that isn't Cop picking up girls prank! Gold digger prank! Gold digger prank 2! Making girls make out with you prank! Making girls twerk prank! How to get into a girls pants prank! How to pick up hot girls prank! Honestly Im sick of men objectifying women as sex objects, and as a male myself I believe that it is repulsive that the male species have sunk this low. Hitting in girls In a cheap police officer outfit isn't a 'prank' its just pathetic.
*tips fedora*
I don't agree with all that objectifying women nonsense, but I do agree with you that those picking up women, how to get any girl to kiss you videos are shit.
I agree you have too much time on your hands and you're repulsive. Shut up.
You christian?
Lol not a gold digger prank just another hittman vid
Their taking pranks to a whole new level. 😮😮
God bless those last two gentlemen lol
Красавчик, Виталий! Good job bro! Like it!
I laughed at the last guy, but that is actually really kind of sad.
do u know how he feels to be sorry for him?
Yes he will suffer a lot mentally and physically after the effect of this drug is gone
@@memo366633 you ever done speed?
i like his honesty
hahhaahha..that last dude . i like the way he whipped his face asking whaaaaat?
Where do they buy the voice changers they have??
At Darude Sandstorm store.Do you need directions?
or you can download the app instead
@ Darude Sandstore
***** Fuck you
***** At least I have one
If that black girl got hit by a car while she was running away from him, I'd like to see how Vitaly would get out of that.
He wouldn't put that on the video,Idiot.
Patrick Lanigan Where did I say he would? But he would say something about that and it would be in the news or something :-) Stupido
Tortóon De Magge your profile pic is stupido.
Patrick Lanigan yours is even worse, stupido.
Tortóon De Magge How old are you?stupido.
Hey man
You scared away the last guy 😂😂😂😂
You must have tripped that guy out on the speed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dude was seriously gonna cut off a toe for 50Gs.LMAO
How many times has Vitaly gone to jail/prison ?
over 9000
darudi - sandsform
Marcus Ruohonen Long time no see.
two maybe
In one of his videos with snoop dog, he said 16 times
the last guy is surely an actor man 🤣😂😂😂😂 unreal!!
"Yu gatta pay me bruh" 2:43
'I'm too high' that cracked me up lol
Виталия, а вот гомно получилось в этот раз... Последние пранки смотришь - и стыдно становится, чувство неловкости за тебя(( и жаль, что русские комменты не читаешь никогда
Все охуенно, чего тут стыдного!?
DaRkNeSs balalaika
wtf does all this say? Blalalakdisooejddniendncnjsijddn fnewjjaoodlekelapodkd emma olw sjdjdjdjdjdj
А в чём неловкость? Успешный канал, популярность + деньги, годный контент, что тут постыдного?
English comment coming through..
I'm crying laughting this is so crazy!!! loooooooool
LMFAO definitely one of my favorite videos