Horizon Zero Dawn - My Eyes Are up Here
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- čas přidán 7. 12. 2021
- Playing on PC with an obvious costume mod, I came across this little gem of a line that means so much more like this!
(Video has been edited enough to remove anything inappropriate.) - Hry
Fernand: "I'm looking at your spear."
Aloy: "And I'm looking at yours."
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@@martiquevedoneyra6529 thats it, your hired
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_"But it looks like it's actually a little knife, Fernand"_
"I'm looking at your spear"
HOLD UP-
Yea this was much more risque than we thought
That's the best part
How big is her spear?
Hold up/ wait a minute/ something ain’t right
“i’m looking at your spear”
in 2023 we have a certain way of interpreting that.
We're creative nowadays
"I'm looking at your spear"....hol up🤨
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Why the hell is this recommended
Same for me
Facts bro what 😂
Good question
Srry I couldn’t like this comment it has 69 likes already
Whyyy
Aloy has three legs - *CONFIRMED*
Edit: Good God, never would have believed this to get so many likes. 😳
"Why does Aloy have a beard?!" Hm I guess we know where that guy got it from then 😂
She has 2 legs and 1 wood arm leg.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Always hoped so~
@@3ftninja132 Ayo 🤨📸
I'm looking at your spear 😄
I'm looking at your spear ☠️
0_0
Futanari
@@Megster_3000stop
“I’m looking at your spear” very wise
Sphere* 😏
absolutely based. reject lust, appreciate fine weaponry
The spear could be something else than a weapon.
@@KoopaXross still weaponry
Yep, the good ol': _"Sex bad, Killing good."_
That's America alright.
@@Mecks089 sexualizing people is bad, appreciating innovation is good. but yeah I'm American, sorry
@@themaidenlesswretch7819 Fictional characters aren't real people.
"My eyes are up here."
"I've made my choice."
Simpsons reference
So nobody gets it when I say it 18 hours ago, but it’s okay when you do it?
@@Wesley_H Yes.
I’d give you a like but I see the number is at 69 and that’s too perfect to mess up.
@@Rand0mPeon It's now at 76 go ahead someone already ruined it.
Fernund: “I’m looking at your spear.”
Aloy: “…Which one? 😏”
Fernund: “What?”
Aloy: “What?”
“I’m looking at your spear” takes a whole new meaning with the mod
"if there's a hole, there's a goal" - master oogwgay
"If there's a whip, there's a way" - An orc, probably.
@@Paugose whipcrack
I never said all this shit
-Master Oogway
@@MISTAH.X I never said that shit too
-Master Oogway
IT is weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my content. Sometimes IT is annoying. But right now, IT would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear jas
"I'm looking at your spear" Wait...now I'm confused...
He means that Britney Spears album she dropped prior.
Aloy's main and unique weapon is a Spear.
@@randomscb-40charger78 😂😂😂
is it "spear" or "spear"?
He meant the boobies
It could mean he’s an expert of the arts of weaponsmith and is appreciating the beauty and craftsmanship of her weapon
Or he’s looking at her “hanging spear”
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She got a “spear” down there?
for those asking, the comments are all making the exact same joke
No idea what you are talking about
Amen.
Thankfully once every couple of days there is a unique reply like this one!
I didn’t realize you were a fan of Rick and Morty! What’s your favorite season?
No me limites
"I'm looking at your spear" has the same energy as "My name is Jeff"
It truly is xD
"am looking at your spear
But I don't have spear
What?
What?"
Horizon Zero Clothes
Aloy always looks on the verge of tears in these games.
Facial animation is hard
@@guyofminimalimportance7 At least her face isn’t tired from someone’s bullshit… 😒
@@christopherfleetwood5252 damn...
Yeah that's why they sacrificed everything in the second game like story, writing, characters, upgrades, skills just for better facial animations
@@okami9039 yeah you keep lying to yourself bud
"I'm looking at your spear"
"Which one?"
"What?"
"What?"
💀
Lil kid
Stolen comment L
@@YoGottisGlock Idk what rages me more, your comment that ruined the mood cuz none asked or the simple fact that it is stolen
@@joses.4078 🤓
Her... ....spear...???
His spear?
Plot twist Aloy was always a femboy
@@YEE465 upsy
Yeeah, she always had a dong.
@@YEE465shemale?
It's kinda funny how that particular line makes it perfectly valid to play horizon with naked mods 🤣
😂😂😂
“I’m looking at your spear”
“It’s bigger then yours, isn’t it”
It's not black
@@Albert_7 ha
@@Albert_7 for some reason my spear is oozing milk, can someone help?
@@MariOmor1 I wake up to this and I already don't have the will to live
@@MariOmor1hell nah this ain't it Mari, Hero's not gonna be happy
Didn't know it was a mod until reading the description so I assumed she
A. got her clothes stolen
B. Is a nudist and just enjoys the freedom of clothes-free living from time to time
C. was having a relaxing bath at a hotspring before being interrupted by spear guy
Or maybe she likes to sleep in the nude and has a habit of sleepwalking, which she thinks is all a dream because she doesn't remember walking into town?
haha yeah I got platinum on both games, never saw her get naked.
Probably the three of them.
This was like my fourth playthrough of the game at 100%. I figured, why not try something different this time?
So I read a fanfic just before forbidden west dropped where the nora were actually a nudist tribe and those not recognized as adults of the tribe or exiled were forced to wear clothing. Elisabet was also a nudist and Gaia used her beliefs to influence the Nora tribe. It basically just rehashed the game with the element that aloy was naive about sex added but it wasn't horrivle
"Tell your breasts to stop staring at my eyes!"
ayo spear??💀💀💀
u nasty
"I'm looking at your spear and damn the futa are real"
I am looking at my spear too now.
Spear better not be a metaphor
Hell nah!!!! You on that good good
It is in the next game.
this could mean one of 2 things
How about 3
"I'm looking at your spear." 👀
She has a spear down there? 😎
Ayo
That's why shes an outcast
A Y O
Even better
aYO
Im looking at your spheres*
ah yes, her "spear"
canonically futa.
based comment right there
fellow man of culture i see.
plot twist: it's "larger" than yours 💀
"I'm looking at your spear"
Somehow that response is even worse
Ok now I'm more confused
Don't be confused, I'm looking at your shin guards.
I searched up "sekiro boss difficulty tier list" and here i am
I searched for "Ghost of Tsushima intro" and ended up here
I searched "elite dangerous hutton orbital"
Oooo Sekirooo, fucking love sekiro
@@dustinhoornaert3485
Fantastic game
Looking at her spheres
Speaaar
Horizon Forbidden Breast
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 hilarious!
Broooooooo
Wait a minute...
Spear?
Aloy: "Which one?"
Fernand: "What?"
Aloy: "What?"
Her spear? She has meat😨
She's packing da heat
“Im looking at your spear”
🤨🤨🤨
ayo???
Horizon Zero Down Bad
Can someone who can’t correctly spell “dawn” able to judge?
@@CombativeRoboGuy
You
the joke
@@CombativeRoboGuy imagine not getting the joke. Couldn't be me
@@CombativeRoboGuy Delete your comment bro because that’s pretty embarrassing low IQ moment 😂
@@CombativeRoboGuy woossshhhhhh
Her "spear" huh?
🧐🧐🧐.. 💀
All i searched up was horizon forbidden west gameplay and this is what pops up
Peak "spear" gameplay
A spear
Guess she was a Futa all along
blah blah blah, man of culture
@@GMMesmerize Indeed
"I'm looking at your spear."
*TELL YOUR T1TS TO STOP STARING AT MY EYES*
Y'all need to takes notes. This man's a inspiration. Even if he was lying, he's still a inspiration.
"I'm looking at your spear. Wanna look at my spear?"
O.o, yes indeed a good one.
“I’m looking at your spear.” LOL 😂
which spear is he talking about 💀💀
Her third leg
@@bullymaguire5838she's got a third leg???
The algorithm must must have knew I would want to watch this even though I searched for "Altaïr ibn-La'Ahad cosplay"
You butchered the name in the best way possible
@@user-px7tg8bb2y Actually I copied that directly from how his name is written in Assassin's Creed Mirage.
@@kamron_thurmond oh sorry
If you don't know, the name "Altair ibn-La'Ahad means "the Bird Son of no one"
The greatest Assassin
Original Version: “I’m looking at your spear.”
Red Band Version: “I’m looking at your pears.”
“I’m looking at your spear.”……… WTF
I was searching for "horizon zero dawn aloy nude my eyes are up here" wtf is this?!
Exactly what you’re looking for you heathen.
was her spear bigger than his 🧐
No. She's bigger than yours
@@retarded1924 That's how i like it
Ah yes, the futa-artists have struck again
Thought he was Gunna say it's morbin time
😂😂
Goddamn it 🤣
He’s not venom!
Why we all have this in recommendations in the same time one year after
WHAT SPEAR-
When a man’s more interested in your weapons than your body, that’s when you know you’ve found the one 😎
Or dude's incompetent
@@TimeLoop01 Or he's extremely based
Or he really like weapons, or there's really not much to see
@@argo9721 He attempts to rob aloy.
Would love to have a guy like that no joke
If her spear is bigger than yours run
If he looking down and said he looking at her spear, then does that mean.....
Trans Aloy confirmed?
@@TentacularTaku futa
@@kaviasizach8490 Intersex Aloy confirmed?
@@TentacularTaku what in the f
@@kaviasizach8490 Hey, no shame in it.
Spear huh?
Definitely made of Alloy
"my eyes are up here"
Yes, and I'm not looking at them.
Did this just randomly pop up in everyone’s recommended at the same time 😭
Yes like now
Yeah
Yep
yeap
Yep
Pov: you're in thailand
get it because penits
Mods are one hell of a thing
Her spear is bigger :[
That's preferable, actually.
even better 😏
😈
W-wait what spear..? 🤨📸
🙈
'what sphere?'
'what?'
'what!'
Spear
the fact that "spear" can be interpreted as 2 different things is WILD
I saw this a year ago and thought of it as a major burn. Now...
Horizon Forbidden South
He was trying to keep control of his own spear as well
Key word: trying
69 likes
"I am assessing your weaknesses."
Lmao sub zero
Sub's line fits for many situations
Haha she has a “spear”
"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine, now let's see how well you handle it"
But before we fight, I must tell you, I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate !
@@rythofthefourthhouse7104
what does that make us then...?
So we all just here right now talking about Aloy’s “Spear”
Healthy discussion
I just wanna know how big it is
They got us in the first half ngl
They also got us in the second half ngl
Aloy doing Twitch now it seems 💀
Lmao Fr
wait….
What spear!?!?!?
Initial reaction: "woah"
After the video: "WOAH"
As someone who has NOT played any of Horizon games, I am VERY confused yet aroused
Spear?????
I wander where it is💀
wait her spear ?
I wanna look at it too pookie😊
Aloy: my eyes are up here
me: if i was interested in your eyes id be looking at them.
horizon zero dawn: forbidden futanari
Good one
make this game...NOW...please?
Nah
@@hikoplays a bible black open world action-rpg game could be better
@@hikoplays mods has done 'wonders'
When PC players get access to to PS IPs.
“I’m looking at your spear.”
“Which one?”
“What?”
“What”
What
Stolen comment. Get lost.
@@This.Heres.A.URL.Handle bro I didn’t not know, plus this was 8 months ago bro, you get lost
@@mr.spytom no. Make me.
@@This.Heres.A.URL.Handle 🤫🧏🏻♂️🧏🏿♂️
Her spear is bigger than his.
He's looking at her spear, but we all know which "spear" he's looking at
hold up
HAHAHAHA ....wait....
The alloy nude mod comes with a purple horse cock and you can't remove it.
🤨 ayo
Yes the one on the wall
"My eyes are up here😡"
"I'm looking at your spear😎"
I clicked just for checking comments.
“I’m looking at your spear”
Me: what kind?
To be fair, it's a really nice looking spear.
Poor voice actress wanted to sleep so bad
Fr, recording that much audio can be tiring for the voice. Doesn’t help that the model puppetry is worse than the Muppets.
“I know where your eyes are, don’t patronize me”
"I'm looking at your spear."
*wait a god damn minute*