Meek and the wise with a gun. Wait for it... Denny Crane

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  • @UnleashthePhury
    @UnleashthePhury Před 2 lety +362

    The Judge’s “SIX HUNDRED???” In the middle of the hostage situation is low key the best comic moment of this scene

    • @TobeWilsonNetwork
      @TobeWilsonNetwork Před 2 lety +17

      Even I raised my eyebrows at 600/hr

    • @scottjarrells3229
      @scottjarrells3229 Před 2 lety +4

      I dont know...the bar card comment threw me hehehehe

    • @ki5aok
      @ki5aok Před 2 lety +15

      @@scottjarrells3229 Niles Crane: "Lawyers makes the best patients. They have great insurance and they never seem to get better."

    • @thomasmcginnis3783
      @thomasmcginnis3783 Před 2 lety

      Oh, Poopy-cock!

    • @wildpianokorean679
      @wildpianokorean679 Před 2 lety

      @@scottjarrells3229 i know right!? It was FORESHADOWING that denny definitely would have also had a gun xD. It was also proven in another episode where he shoots that child rapist/murderer

  • @75carameldiva
    @75carameldiva Před 4 lety +332

    When the judge turned and questioned, “$600 dollars?”
    Epic...

    • @cameron120587
      @cameron120587 Před 3 lety +30

      Assuming that therapist worked 8 hours a day, five days a week for 10 months of the year - he makes about 980,000 USD a year. Assuming about 50% to taxes and such, he lives on 500,000 per year. I call that rich and enough to finance your child's education. His problem is money management - and needing his own therapist.

    • @cameron120587
      @cameron120587 Před 3 lety +10

      yeah, his after tax income is $610,223.

    • @pedrinrj7251
      @pedrinrj7251 Před 3 lety +11

      @@cameron120587 He charged that from Danny, because he couldn't stand him. I don't think 600 was his regular rate.

    • @xyPERSON
      @xyPERSON Před 3 lety +5

      @@cameron120587 And that obvious wig on his head.

    • @davidhart9460
      @davidhart9460 Před 3 lety +2

      Hahahaha

  • @caesarforlife1663
    @caesarforlife1663 Před 2 lety +70

    "I never said I'd never shoot one!" What a hilarious and we'll delivered line. 😂

  • @KasbashPlays
    @KasbashPlays Před 3 lety +139

    When the therapist talks about how meek and poor his life is, and finally drops the rates that he charges clients, it became a matter of mere perspective.

    • @sarethuskami5082
      @sarethuskami5082 Před 3 lety +10

      To be fair the Therapist did not say he was poor. Just 'meek and wise'....

    • @Hankblue
      @Hankblue Před 2 lety +7

      Guy said he leads an impotent life making $150 000 *a month*

    • @Jermbot15
      @Jermbot15 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Hankblue Huh, he should have taken on some poorer clients at a reduced rate. He would have less money but would have been far wiser for the increased perspective and might have actually ended up helping someone.

    • @capitanawesome44
      @capitanawesome44 Před rokem +6

      He charged more from Deny in prior scene it was mentioned. The therapist tried charging more so Deny would stop going. But he kept paying the premium to belittle him and emasculate him.

  • @babanicole815
    @babanicole815 Před 4 lety +114

    Alan: That wouldn't be jibber jabber your Honor, that's a gun 😂😂

  • @trinitytwo14992
    @trinitytwo14992 Před rokem +20

    This really is William Shanters best work.

  • @franceleeparis37
    @franceleeparis37 Před 4 lety +224

    This series just got better with every episode... William Shatner an absolute genius... without him I am sure the series would have died far too quickly.. brilliant...🤔😂😂😂😂

    • @Patricia-zt8ub
      @Patricia-zt8ub Před 3 lety +25

      Spader and Shatner were the show.

    • @kellyrayburn4093
      @kellyrayburn4093 Před 3 lety +10

      They're so brilliant not for the lines they say, but because instead of pretending to be someone else, they *become* someone else. At least while the camera is rolling. Anyone can say lines of dialog. It takes a consummate professional to make others suspend their disbelief. Either that or a sociopathic liar who couldn't discern the truth from fantasy with an electron microscope.

    • @franceleeparis37
      @franceleeparis37 Před 3 lety +3

      Kelly Rayburn ... ???? Are you on drugs..

  • @theenlightened1s
    @theenlightened1s Před 3 lety +124

    Judge Robert Sanders was my favourite judge on the show

  • @stevenator0281
    @stevenator0281 Před 2 lety +32

    That was well written and well executed. It had "Comedy Emmy" written all over it.

  • @beavis4play
    @beavis4play Před 3 lety +71

    "sydney, don't make me take you out again - blam! .....shatner is awesome!

  • @greasemonkeyautohaus1512
    @greasemonkeyautohaus1512 Před 3 lety +34

    Binge watched it like 20 times and still on it just every episode cracks me up with this two

  • @thomasmcginnis3783
    @thomasmcginnis3783 Před 2 lety +18

    *"Denny CRANE!"* I just realized those two little words were missing from all this....

  • @WhiteWorgenCorp
    @WhiteWorgenCorp Před 3 lety +32

    All that time Denny was just charging his Dead Eye

  • @jackgibsxxx0750
    @jackgibsxxx0750 Před 3 lety +97

    Love how when he finds out that Danny had pulled a gun on him before he looks at Danny and gits that look and then he just goes with it like he knew all along. That's thinking on your feet.

    • @Pumacura
      @Pumacura Před 2 lety +4

      I think at that point in the relationship nothing that he does really surprises him anymore 🤣

  • @tanker91
    @tanker91 Před 4 lety +32

    That is why he IS the CAPTAIN!!!!

  • @ATLienForLife
    @ATLienForLife Před 4 lety +122

    Judge: Six Hundred???

    • @nabaneetgoswami9618
      @nabaneetgoswami9618 Před 4 lety +3

      😂😂

    • @MrWaldemar1979
      @MrWaldemar1979 Před 4 lety +3

      Judge is the best 😁

    • @lmv92x
      @lmv92x Před 4 lety +5

      I mean... if a judge is impressed at how much you earn, you're probably earning way too much. Probably.

    • @ATLienForLife
      @ATLienForLife Před 4 lety +2

      @@lmv92x Are you saying the therapist is making too much money? Just inquiring

    • @lmv92x
      @lmv92x Před 4 lety +2

      @@ATLienForLife Yes. I have no idea how much they actualy earn, or whether they're over/underpaid.
      I just found it funny that a judge (someone who supposedly has a pretty respectable salary) would be shocked at how much the therapist gets paid.

  • @timothypruitt4578
    @timothypruitt4578 Před rokem +7

    “I never said I wouldn’t SHOOT one.” … Danny Crane.

  • @AGTsakumis
    @AGTsakumis Před 4 lety +50

    Absolute CLASSIC!

  • @guyschellinck5650
    @guyschellinck5650 Před 4 lety +35

    Must be natural logical thinking for a lawyer : I never said I wouldn't shoot one

  • @Sarasdad91
    @Sarasdad91 Před 3 lety +12

    I think in this scene, Denny is the real psychologist. Look how he baited him in with a few words. lol.

  • @Kalenz1234
    @Kalenz1234 Před 4 lety +39

    A therapist who doesn't know how to lead a happy life....
    That's like a failure squared.

    • @daleludtke7803
      @daleludtke7803 Před 3 lety +2

      A therapist told me a long time ago, "never trust a Therapist that does not have their own therapist."
      Its a tough job, you have to empathize, yet still be impartial.

    • @Jeremiahservant
      @Jeremiahservant Před 3 lety

      @@daleludtke7803 alan shore says something similar about lawyers and how they hate their lives so they compensate buying fancy things to feel better. Selling their souls in my opinion. I still don't understand why anybody would want to work a 60 to 70 or 80 hour work week in exchange for 200 thousand a year. I work maybe 25 hours a week for 120 a year and I'm perfectly happy. Self-employed in law instead of working for those law firms that suck you dry and spit you out and make you hate yourself with those ridiculous work schedules

    • @KingOfGamesss
      @KingOfGamesss Před 3 lety

      There is currently no such thing as a "Happy Life" and there never has been...not until Humanity reaches 'Utopia'

    • @Jeremiahservant
      @Jeremiahservant Před 3 lety

      @@KingOfGamesss there is no such thing as utopia. And I think people can be happy without a Utopia you don't need for everything in the world to be perfect in order to be happy with your life. I think you just need to be happy with the people in your life and satisfied with who you are and what you've managed to do.

    • @Kalenz1234
      @Kalenz1234 Před 3 lety

      @@KingOfGamesss That's impossible because the definition of Utopia or paradise differs for every human, yet leading a lonely life without others is far from perfect for anyone. So the only theoretical chance to reach such Utopia is for us develop true virtual reality and live in that.
      But you don't need a perfect world to lead a happy life. Those are not the same thing.

  • @ahmedjkd2845
    @ahmedjkd2845 Před 2 lety +5

    best show ever

  • @sbaker8787
    @sbaker8787 Před 2 lety +8

    Denny really does not like anyone aiming a weapon at his Flamingo, Alan! Folks be warned.

  • @MarklovesAngels
    @MarklovesAngels Před 10 měsíci +5

    Ever since way back in Dragonslayer, I've always enjoyed the work of Peter MacNicol over the years.

  • @osirissokarjones
    @osirissokarjones Před 4 lety +39

    Let’s get a reunion where they buy back the firm

    • @Kalenz1234
      @Kalenz1234 Před 4 lety +4

      Considering how badly Denny was deteriorating near the end of the show it wouldn't make sense.
      The show had an amazing run and an amazing ending. Just leave it be ^^

    • @osirissokarjones
      @osirissokarjones Před 4 lety

      Kalenz no way the firm was Denny

    • @MrIanMatthew
      @MrIanMatthew Před 2 lety

      @@Kalenz1234 but he got the experimental medication, that can explain away his rapid deterioration being less so

    • @ciptapradja2814
      @ciptapradja2814 Před rokem

      Dembe bought the firm. For a friend, he said....

  • @lonewave1
    @lonewave1 Před 3 lety +11

    $600 and hour? Makes way more than the judge. Gotta love it!

  • @davidwilkinson4102
    @davidwilkinson4102 Před 2 lety +4

    Happy birthday Captain Kirk/Denny Crane/ William Shatner 91 good on you

  • @anb740
    @anb740 Před 4 lety +5

    I swear to God, the jibber jabber, poopycock Judge Sanders! Gotta love that nut! LMAO

  • @MrBiggles53
    @MrBiggles53 Před 2 lety +6

    Waited for it. Cowboy Diplomacy at its best!

  • @tomwindhausen8426
    @tomwindhausen8426 Před rokem +1

    First love the clip. I subscribed though cause I laughed at the very end, the sorta photo of you in the glare of your tv, how you got this clip…. Exactly how I do it. Caught me or guard, idk… lol. Made me laugh out loud.

  • @Fatherofheroesandheroines

    Leave it to Danny Crane to find a " loophole" lol

  • @emmanuelrobert9874
    @emmanuelrobert9874 Před 2 lety +4

    Oh my Denny Crane. Love ya always

  • @heathernks8
    @heathernks8 Před 3 lety +23

    Denny's semantics are hilarious! 😂

  • @kenhartley99
    @kenhartley99 Před rokem +4

    Shelley Berman was so good in this

  • @sdaiwepm
    @sdaiwepm Před 2 lety +12

    How many people does Denny Crane shoot during the course of the entire series?! Denny Crane.

    • @DavidLS1
      @DavidLS1 Před 2 lety +3

      Not as many as you might think. There was the robber, the guy holding a gun on Alan in the office and this guy...twice. Then he shot a few more with paint gun pellets.

    • @slade4029
      @slade4029 Před dnem

      @@DavidLS1the rapist

  • @alexforce9
    @alexforce9 Před rokem +4

    The fat guy with the phone is my favorite character in this episode.

  • @michaelcrennan7856
    @michaelcrennan7856 Před 4 lety +52

    Sydney.......I took ya out once don’t make me do it again!

  • @Eddogegr3
    @Eddogegr3 Před 3 lety +12

    The closest that David E Kelly's two greatest characters will ever interact. Alan Shore and John Cage.

  • @jchis9852
    @jchis9852 Před 4 lety +11

    Because I'm.... Denny Crane.

  • @danielmills9863
    @danielmills9863 Před 3 lety +11

    I miss that show!

  • @kimalleyne7050
    @kimalleyne7050 Před 3 lety +4

    🤣🤣🤣 the doc had had enough 🤣🤣🤣

  • @federicodergrosse8922
    @federicodergrosse8922 Před 3 lety +6

    As Tuco Ramírez said: "If you're gonna shoot, shoot, don't talk!"

  • @colinmorgan7771
    @colinmorgan7771 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Denny Crane for PRESIDENT...!!!!

  • @captainamerica6525
    @captainamerica6525 Před 11 měsíci +2

    "Six Hundred!?"....lol.

  • @patsmith6016
    @patsmith6016 Před 2 lety +10

    I loved this scene! Hilarious.

  • @ea2314
    @ea2314 Před 3 lety +5

    That judge is the best

  • @Spider_7_7
    @Spider_7_7 Před 4 lety +35

    Peter MacNicol played Dr. Sydney Fields and was brilliant. He also played Renfield in “Dracula: Dead and Loving It” and his performance is must-see comedy!

    • @stephenbruce1548
      @stephenbruce1548 Před 4 lety +3

      Wow, I knew his voice sounded familiar, but the makeup on his face, confused the hell out of me. Thanks

    • @EmmWhizzle
      @EmmWhizzle Před 4 lety

      I absolutely enjoyed him in 24; don't remember what season though.

    • @noeldown1952
      @noeldown1952 Před 4 lety +1

      He was awesome in Ally McBeal

    • @albertdewulf7688
      @albertdewulf7688 Před 4 lety +2

      He was also one of the namby pamby goody-two-shoes camp counselors in the Addams family.

    • @c3wichman
      @c3wichman Před 4 lety +1

      and as a professor in "Numb3rs"

  • @dogkungfu8510
    @dogkungfu8510 Před 3 lety +4

    I came for The Practice and found out its spinoff is a lawyer version of Justified where Capt. Kirk is Raylon. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @markkover8040
    @markkover8040 Před 3 lety +5

    A very great show indeed.

  • @jlmww
    @jlmww Před 2 lety +3

    Shelly Berman! That’s a long run of comedy history playing the judge there. It’s great to see him again.
    It’d be even better if he didn’t remind me of my Aunt Ruth.

  • @paulsimmons5726
    @paulsimmons5726 Před 2 lety +5

    I don't believe in no-win scenarios! JTK!

  • @leelee7731
    @leelee7731 Před rokem +2

    Great scene!

  • @DavidLS1
    @DavidLS1 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Since they knew the show was going to be cancelled anyway, they should have given Denny a phaser.

  • @garwynrosser8907
    @garwynrosser8907 Před rokem +1

    Almost as fast as Arthur Morgan.

  • @davidhart9460
    @davidhart9460 Před 3 lety +9

    Hilarious I wish we could have a reunion episode

  • @howardbanks1223
    @howardbanks1223 Před 2 lety +3

    if you paid attention this whole series he only real care about is Alan you threat him you in trouble lol

  • @wildpianokorean679
    @wildpianokorean679 Před 4 lety +10

    Shoots
    *music: oooooohwaaaaarrrr Oh~.
    mMMMMHHHHH ~~
    LMFAO

  • @mannydavis7708
    @mannydavis7708 Před 4 lety +21

    His brother is a lawyer so the doctor used his card to get in through the back door. If his brother gave him the card, he's not going to be a lawyer for much longer.

    • @finris1
      @finris1 Před 4 lety +2

      It can be construed as the therapist taking the bar card without the brother's knowledge. I am certain that if such a thing happened in the real world, the brother would state as such to deny any liability. Even if it could be argued the brother was negligent in allowing someone else to take it, he would escape virtually all consequences, including professional.

    • @patrickkelley6780
      @patrickkelley6780 Před 2 lety

      Ok ok ..Ok? Now if his brother had a card or his brother let him use the card...stay with me for moment folks. My question is , how did Denny get in with a gun..? Which I right now do not know how Denny got in with one, or maybe the Doctor's brother got Denny in the same way? Or the Doctor's brother had enough of the psychologist and knowing Denny's history. The Doctor's brother figured out a way to get rid of his brother?? Just saying.... It is far fetched I know, but no more then the scene >L0L !

    • @handpaper6871
      @handpaper6871 Před rokem

      @@patrickkelley6780 Dr Fields used his brother's entry card to bypass the security.
      Denny, as a lawyer, has his own card.

  • @wcresponder
    @wcresponder Před 3 lety +15

    So in two videos denny's total I've seen
    1 right shoulder
    1 left arm
    1 left knee
    1 right foot
    1 left foot
    1 white guy
    1 black guy

    • @StevenCampbell1955
      @StevenCampbell1955 Před 3 lety +1

      Add in the paintball scene and his tally goes full metal jacket.

    • @seanmorrison8386
      @seanmorrison8386 Před 3 lety

      And China

    • @donjones4719
      @donjones4719 Před 2 lety

      First two were this guy. Other three were the mugger in the parking lot. Got it. Denny also shot a perp a judge was forcing him to defend pro bono. IIRC that was both knees. Btw, Denny is one hell of a precise shot.

  • @ShadowDarkFyre
    @ShadowDarkFyre Před 3 lety +2

    Denny Feckin' CRANE...

  • @jeffescanto
    @jeffescanto Před 4 lety +10

    Instant classic

  • @jerryflippo6239
    @jerryflippo6239 Před 4 měsíci

    God what a great show

  • @YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen

    That is a wild scene! I love it!

  • @davenorth8922
    @davenorth8922 Před 4 lety +5

    TV at it's most entertaining!

  • @tatalsaba
    @tatalsaba Před 8 měsíci

    Denny Crane, the most dangerous man at a convention for gun nuts.

  • @TheCambias
    @TheCambias Před 2 měsíci

    Oooh Denny Crane 😂😂😂

  • @666thunderz
    @666thunderz Před 2 lety +3

    600 dollars an hour?! And he wasn't living it up? Sad

  • @atanasmartinov6624
    @atanasmartinov6624 Před 2 lety +1

    DENNY CRANE

  • @Get_Bent_79
    @Get_Bent_79 Před 4 lety +20

    You know it's kind of sad no one really paid attention to what that shrink said. We glorify serial killers and psychopaths, people who go to the extreme. And then we have people like shrinks and emts in firefighters who are for the most part ignored until they're needed

    • @yao052
      @yao052 Před 4 lety +3

      Chris Weeks as funny as the scene is, you are right.

    • @marcusgaius
      @marcusgaius Před 3 lety

      Who glorifies them?

    • @hankrearden20
      @hankrearden20 Před 3 lety

      @@marcusgaius The media and the public that consumes it.

  • @TheCoolProfessor
    @TheCoolProfessor Před 3 lety +3

    "Denny Crane."

  • @MrSuperken1
    @MrSuperken1 Před 2 lety +1

    When ned Flanders had enough...

  • @robertjones-zy7ym
    @robertjones-zy7ym Před 2 lety +1

    haaaaaaaaaaaaa denny crane :)

  • @danielueblacker9118
    @danielueblacker9118 Před 3 lety

    Jan 2021 God I love this.

  • @deans-rewind2882
    @deans-rewind2882 Před rokem +1

    Calm down Ned Flanders

  • @Pumacura
    @Pumacura Před 2 lety +1

    People should know by now don't threaten to shoot his best friend 🤣

  • @mrchris8846
    @mrchris8846 Před 3 lety +1

    The man was epic.

  • @stanleydavis7904
    @stanleydavis7904 Před rokem +1

    Shelly Berman!!!!

  • @mattsprayberry0
    @mattsprayberry0 Před 4 lety +8

    I never said I wouldn't shoot one

  • @reelsoffortuneslotsplay4267

    The same actor who played John Cage on Ally McBeal!!!!

  • @karanveersingh6367
    @karanveersingh6367 Před 3 lety

    Hahahaha hahahaha very good episode!

  • @Letsmarchishere
    @Letsmarchishere Před 4 lety +8

    It's John Cage from Ally McBeal 😁

  • @nunziopalmieri1352
    @nunziopalmieri1352 Před 2 lety +1

    HELL YEAH!!!

  • @LucasA84
    @LucasA84 Před 2 lety +1

    It's funny cause he was also a lawyer in the same TV universe. He was in ally McBeal main cast.

  • @Patricia-zt8ub
    @Patricia-zt8ub Před 3 lety

    that was terrific.

  • @dcomp420
    @dcomp420 Před 3 lety +3

    That makes me laugh so hard

  • @ssheansthor4965
    @ssheansthor4965 Před 3 lety +1

    Ally McBeal and Boston Legal.... how glorious !

    • @marcusgaius
      @marcusgaius Před 3 lety

      They share continuity via The Practice. :)

  • @Ratboy2004
    @Ratboy2004 Před 4 lety +3

    Shelley Berman. LOL

  • @wintercoder6687
    @wintercoder6687 Před 3 lety +4

    3:57 - Standing in front of the tv in your t-shirt recording with your phone.
    Classy.
    I'm just thankful you had pants on.

  • @dddhhh2612
    @dddhhh2612 Před 4 lety +5

    Hilarious!

  • @jacktheyiff3r
    @jacktheyiff3r Před 2 lety

    THE REFLECTION OF THE TV LMAO

  • @littleredruri
    @littleredruri Před 2 lety

    "That wouldn't be jibber jabber, Your Honour, that's a gun."

  • @marcusgaius
    @marcusgaius Před 3 lety +3

    Considering this series shares continuity with Ally McBeal, he should still be a lawyer.
    At least not a serial killer like John Larroquette's character. :)

    • @PaperbackWizard
      @PaperbackWizard Před 3 lety +1

      He did say his brother's a lawyer. Maybe he meant John Cage.

  • @amalaspina
    @amalaspina Před 2 lety +1

    I never said I wouldn't SHOOT one.

  • @argiedude3762
    @argiedude3762 Před 3 lety +1

    Wow, Flanders snapped

  • @ogichi32
    @ogichi32 Před rokem +1

    Damn it I should have went to law school.

  • @r0bw00d
    @r0bw00d Před 3 lety +1

    "Wait for it."
    No.

  • @tokamnich4709
    @tokamnich4709 Před 2 lety +2

    3:56 when screen went dark and a man was standing in the reflection i legit freaked OUT!!!
    thought someone was standing behind me for a second damn.

  • @dirkhans001
    @dirkhans001 Před 3 lety +1

    DENNY CRANE!!!

  • @VincentandCoBxl
    @VincentandCoBxl Před 4 lety +4

    Wait for what, the reflection of you holding your phone filming your television? :-)

  • @nunya3163
    @nunya3163 Před rokem +2

    Just how many people did he shoot in this show? I've lost count.