Youtube Poop - Zelda: The Cowardly King

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  • čas přidán 26. 07. 2008
  • King Harkinian is going to war, but he apparently hasn't thought about the risks.
    I have an inkling that all of Link's adventures start out this way.
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Komentáře • 897

  • @karoomay
    @karoomay Před 6 lety +768

    10 years later and the King having a panic attack still never gets old.

    • @Nutt11g
      @Nutt11g Před 5 lety +34

      How is this a decade old? What have we been doing? How old are we now?

    • @HawkBreland
      @HawkBreland Před 5 lety +28

      Link is still a dick

    • @vintprox
      @vintprox Před 5 lety +47

      - I'm going to DIE
      - shit shit shit
      😂 Never ages

    • @ramblinmantheramblingman2908
      @ramblinmantheramblingman2908 Před 5 lety +2

      True that my friend

    • @TheWither129
      @TheWither129 Před 4 lety +4

      This video is legit older than Minecraft XD

  • @TheAndrewj96
    @TheAndrewj96 Před 12 lety +457

    I just love how at first the King doesn't even consider the possibility of something happening to him. Then Zelda brings it up, and he instantly panics, certain that he's going to die.

    • @oi_bruv
      @oi_bruv Před 11 měsíci +9

      Help me!

    • @oi_bruv
      @oi_bruv Před 11 měsíci +9

      Save me!

    • @oi_bruv
      @oi_bruv Před 11 měsíci +9

      Protect me!

    • @triv4555
      @triv4555 Před 10 měsíci +5

      OAHOAHOAHOAHOAH
      Zelda: “You’ve got to be kidding...”

    • @kursatemekse9737
      @kursatemekse9737 Před 6 měsíci +5

      @@triv4555the triforce of wisdom promises the king-

  • @Takeshi357
    @Takeshi357 Před 10 lety +501

    The King's plan to aid Duke Onkled was clearly not very well thought out.

  • @Nonamearisto
    @Nonamearisto Před 10 lety +401

    Help me! Save me! Protect me! lol

    • @MrCrossa
      @MrCrossa Před 8 lety +45

      The triforce of wisdom promises the king will safely ret- *NO!*

    • @misterbubbles6389
      @misterbubbles6389 Před 7 lety +25

      Yeaah! That old king's no match for Ganon!

    • @timothymckane6362
      @timothymckane6362 Před 7 lety +5

      Enough! Links aids Duke Onkled in the mornin.

    • @CJODell12
      @CJODell12 Před 5 lety +33

      @@MrCrossa "I'm going to die in Gamelon. Shit! Shit! Shit!"

    • @Austin_the_Dalmatian06
      @Austin_the_Dalmatian06 Před 3 lety +3

      You've got to be kidding. 😓

  • @teracyasu897
    @teracyasu897 Před 4 lety +141

    "Link is a dick"
    Even though it was King Harkinian sending him away to die in a foreign land because of his own cowardice

    • @MrDekgear
      @MrDekgear Před 2 lety +26

      Yeah but Link made fun of his panic attack, that's definitely not cool!

    • @zingtea
      @zingtea Před 2 lety +7

      @@MrDekgear That's NO good.

  • @neitsuke
    @neitsuke Před 15 lety +231

    The "the" for "king is no match for the Ganon" make me laugh

    • @willow5945
      @willow5945 Před 2 lety +40

      That old the King is no match for the Ganon!

  • @Echidnai
    @Echidnai Před 5 lety +110

    Finally! A YTP about the King that doesn't mention dinner.

    • @Mikey-ym6ok
      @Mikey-ym6ok Před 3 lety +32

      Dinner dinner dinner munch munch munch this piece is what all true warriors strive for

  • @TaijituTaikyokuzu
    @TaijituTaikyokuzu Před 12 lety +55

    "Link is a d!ck"
    Coming from the guy who just sent a kid to a land that an all knowing pyramid gaurenteed he'd survive.

  • @SwishFilmsinc
    @SwishFilmsinc  Před 16 lety +82

    Thanks, I'm glad you like them. Aside from my lack of skill in editing video, I don't use effects because they're rarely funny. I prefer straightforward peurile humour.

    • @Porygonal64
      @Porygonal64 Před 4 lety +27

      this is how all youtube poops should be

    • @Woter_X
      @Woter_X Před 4 lety +4

      Yesssssss

    • @oi_bruv
      @oi_bruv Před 4 lety +9

      And boy did it pay off

    • @LUISDooMER
      @LUISDooMER Před 3 lety +7

      I agree. The ones which look like crappy flash animations are the least funny. The classic ones with clever voice editing editing and few/no effects are the best.
      I also have to say, this is my favorite Zelda CD-I YTP ever XD

  • @antster1983
    @antster1983 Před 10 lety +52

    "OAH! Shit! I'm going to *DIE*! Help me! Save me! Protect me! OAH! OAH! OAH! OAH!..."

  • @RushFreak
    @RushFreak Před 10 lety +205

    Dug this out of the depths of my favourites list, split my sides everytime. THIS is how you do voice-splicing.

  • @Idkwhoiam1400
    @Idkwhoiam1400 Před rokem +52

    14 years later, and this has aged beautifully.

  • @Josue31627
    @Josue31627 Před 10 lety +206

    That old King is no match for the Ganon

    • @Jamesharveycomics
      @Jamesharveycomics Před 4 lety +49

      That old The King

    • @neoroman0510
      @neoroman0510 Před 3 lety +8

      If Link had been a little more respectful of the old King, he probably wouldn't have been sent to do the King's dirty work. Just sayin'...

  • @CZsWorld
    @CZsWorld Před 5 lety +160

    This is as classic as they come.

  • @Zastralord
    @Zastralord Před 3 lety +52

    I love the detail of the king cutting off Impa to insist that he'll die

  • @phil_k_96
    @phil_k_96 Před 7 lety +84

    This could really be an alternate beginning to Link's on Strike

  • @sexy350Zowner
    @sexy350Zowner Před 10 lety +66

    -Triforce of wisdom promises the king will safely ret..
    -NOOOO!! I'm going to die in Gamelon. Shit shit shit OAH OAH OAH OAH

  • @Christopher0184
    @Christopher0184 Před 9 měsíci +23

    15 year later and this is still great.

    • @NicoleHam
      @NicoleHam Před 5 měsíci +3

      I quote this one daily
      'OH! SHIT- IM GOING TO DIE'
      'HELP ME! 🥺SAVE ME! 🥺PROTECT ME 🥺'

  • @chairmanwario
    @chairmanwario Před 9 lety +73

    Sentence mixing majesty.

  • @nintendogurkan9055
    @nintendogurkan9055 Před 5 lety +39

    That happy guitar playing in the background just makes it funnier

  • @NaqimProductions
    @NaqimProductions Před 2 lety +74

    Nothing better than watching classic YTPs at 5 in the morning

  • @giraffeman326
    @giraffeman326 Před rokem +12

    We were so primitive back then

  • @VH5150VH
    @VH5150VH Před 14 lety +27

    "Yeah, that old the King is no match for the Ganon!"
    "Hum, send Link!"
    "HA?!"

  • @The_D_ray
    @The_D_ray Před 6 lety +48

    Friend: Hey dude, i have something really stupid to make you see
    Me: 0:32

    • @MrCubFan415
      @MrCubFan415 Před 3 lety +2

      it’s 3 am why am I laughing so hard at this lmao

  • @materiagrezza9331
    @materiagrezza9331 Před rokem +12

    Peak CZcams history.

  • @Delcattess
    @Delcattess Před 15 lety +21

    "That old the King is no match for the Ganon!" is probably my favorite line, secondary to "NO".

  • @chunkachoc
    @chunkachoc Před 10 lety +118

    Help me
    Save me
    Protect me
    wah wah wah wah

  • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor

    "Yeah, that old the King is no match for the Ganon."

  • @Vendetta162X
    @Vendetta162X Před 13 lety +22

    I just love how the king goes into a panic breakdown XD

  • @Toed730
    @Toed730 Před 3 lety +13

    This is what happens when you forget the Triforce of Courage.

  • @Fr0st1989
    @Fr0st1989 Před 9 lety +22

    oh my god i fucking lose it when he starts going "OAH OAH OAH OAH OAH OAH OAH SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT"

  • @alexcerny5881
    @alexcerny5881 Před rokem +7

    The king has common sense for once

  • @Gesh86
    @Gesh86 Před 15 lety +9

    Awesome poop, one of your best. Short, but really clever. Best moment is:
    "The Triforce of Wisdow promises that the King will safely..." "NOO! I'm going to die in Gamelon"

  • @jcam.hart8
    @jcam.hart8 Před 2 lety +6

    That old The King is no match for The Ganon.

  • @whodatninja439
    @whodatninja439 Před 5 lety +14

    "That old the king is no match for the ganon!" LMAOOOOO

  • @datemasamune2904
    @datemasamune2904 Před rokem +6

    Halfway 2023 and am here again.

    • @NicoleHam
      @NicoleHam Před 5 měsíci +1

      The way he cuts off Impa is still fuckin hilarious to me
      " the triforce of wisdom says the king will safely-- "
      *"---ŇÕ!"*

  • @LazyMasquerade
    @LazyMasquerade Před 15 lety +61

    hmmm...send link!

    • @mykelp
      @mykelp Před 3 lety

      yo

    • @Insanityltself
      @Insanityltself Před 3 lety +2

      oh wow, how random finding you in this section even tho its 11 years old.

    • @HereForTheComments
      @HereForTheComments Před 3 lety +3

      To think to imagine, there was a time before Lazy Masquerade was a CZcams horror narrator of note. Before he was a "CZcamsr." But on January 13th, 2009, he was only a man. Simpler, humbler times. For all of us.

    • @thatsexyganon5648
      @thatsexyganon5648 Před 3 lety +1

      Good lord, Lazy before he became a legend!

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade Před 3 lety +4

      My CZcams Poop days - I remember them well... How times have changed.

  • @willfreedo
    @willfreedo Před 16 lety +7

    "That old The King is no match for The Ganon"
    I love how he says it with unnecesary articles XD

  • @PepperPlay5
    @PepperPlay5 Před 6 lety +26

    the English subtitles are surprisingly accurate

  • @daimonbreitmaier1176
    @daimonbreitmaier1176 Před měsícem +4

    Don’t mind me, I just came back here to relive my childhood.

  • @WorldWalker128
    @WorldWalker128 Před rokem +3

    Keeping the 'every five years I comment' tradition alive, this is STILL funny!

  • @RandomEntityDudeguy968
    @RandomEntityDudeguy968 Před 9 lety +18

    0:16 "But the triforce of wisdom says the king will safety return to..."
    King: "NO! I am going to die." XD so defiant of fate. XX LOL
    0:37 and when link gets sent, he's like "fuck." Lmao. Very good YTP.

  • @Madway
    @Madway Před 9 lety +34

    Even funnier the second time!

    • @AmishParadise27
      @AmishParadise27 Před 9 lety +22

      Even funnier the sixty-eighth time (honestly I have no clue how many times I watched this YTP. SwishFilmsInc is a genus though)
      "Link is a dick"

  • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor

    This one might be one of the best Zelda CD-i poops out there.

    • @NicoleHam
      @NicoleHam Před 5 měsíci

      "enough. SEND LINK."
      link: "... Huh??😰"
      Link was talking that good shit a sec ago 😂

  • @CJODell12
    @CJODell12 Před 3 lety +6

    0:21. "NO! I'm going to die in Gamelon! Shit! Shit! Shit!"

  • @Mikey-ym6ok
    @Mikey-ym6ok Před 3 lety +5

    The king having an anxiety attack lmfao

  • @NicoleHam
    @NicoleHam Před 4 lety +7

    I genuinely go back to your vids ALL the time. the sentence mixing is impeccable

  • @sweetwheatsy
    @sweetwheatsy Před 3 lety +6

    absolute classic

  • @antster1983
    @antster1983 Před 10 lety +22

    0:10 Subliminal Link!

  • @Greenday678912345
    @Greenday678912345 Před 14 lety +7

    "But father, what if something happens to you?!"
    "OAH shit, I'm going to DAII!"
    xDDDDDDDD rofl

  • @WorldWalker128
    @WorldWalker128 Před 8 lety +8

    I watched this years ago, and it still makes me laugh today.

  • @Adam_from_Soulburnt
    @Adam_from_Soulburnt Před 5 lety +8

    Not gonna lie, some of these CZcams poops have aged surprisingly well.

  • @DjKlzonez
    @DjKlzonez Před 8 lety +13

    this is art

  • @WorldWalker128
    @WorldWalker128 Před 15 lety +10

    and the moral of the story is-
    Never get smart with a King. Especially when he's a wuss.

  • @MisterAutist
    @MisterAutist Před 4 měsíci +2

    This has aged waaaay better than most other YTPs from 2008.

  • @Epic7xx
    @Epic7xx Před 8 lety +9

    "That old The King, is nothing for The Ganon."

  • @datemasamune2904
    @datemasamune2904 Před 2 lety +1

    Halfway through 2022, and I’m still entertained.

  • @datemasamune2904
    @datemasamune2904 Před 5 lety +9

    2019 is half way over, and I'm still watching. XD

  • @meanbeanjean4863
    @meanbeanjean4863 Před 3 lety +2

    2008-2012 The best Era of YTP

  • @georgesulyvahn251
    @georgesulyvahn251 Před 3 lety +11

    I'm so happy this is still up after all these years, a fucking classic from a more simple time.

  • @lostjack157
    @lostjack157 Před 8 lety +17

    Me when returning to Dark Souls.

  • @meleemechanics
    @meleemechanics Před 9 lety +40

    SwishFilmsinc is it possible to donate to you somehow? I laughed more watching your videos than in all Hollywood movies I’ve ever watched together, so I’d like to give at least 20€ back to you. I love your videos.

  • @NodakJo2010
    @NodakJo2010 Před 13 lety

    This is got to be the best well put together youtube poop I have ever seen. Great Job!

  • @hiderikanzaki3129
    @hiderikanzaki3129 Před 3 lety +5

    Oah shit, i'm going to die 🤣

  • @GioTheVax
    @GioTheVax Před 4 lety +1

    Hello again, my old love, the very first YTP I ever watched multiple times.

  • @Kastanja92
    @Kastanja92 Před 14 lety +2

    Link is a proud member of Official Ganon Fanclub

  • @RickWhitechest
    @RickWhitechest Před 15 lety +3

    "Oh, shit! I'm going to die. Save me! Protect me!" Instant win.

  • @Firazoid
    @Firazoid Před 16 lety

    That is some of the best sentence mixing I have ever seen in a YTP.
    Kudos to you. 5/5

  • @vivaldireal1741
    @vivaldireal1741 Před 4 lety +2

    Starring... The King! The cowardly King!

  • @DrFunkyTetris
    @DrFunkyTetris Před 15 lety +1

    It's good to see that there are still some original CD-i YTP's left.

  • @mattgieslerrocks
    @mattgieslerrocks Před 9 lety

    This is by far one of the funniest YTPs I have watched to date.

  • @maroonai
    @maroonai Před 5 lety +1

    i've been getting so many classic poops in my recommended lately. nice.

  • @SpunkyDunk
    @SpunkyDunk Před 3 měsíci

    I’ll always love the King’s “panic attacks” as just being “OAHAH!” on loop.

  • @Dekuinthelake
    @Dekuinthelake Před 13 lety

    Best CZcams Poop I've seen in a long time. Good work.

  • @EnchantedSmellyWolf
    @EnchantedSmellyWolf Před 5 lety +2

    He has no faith or refused to trust the Triforce. The way of a coward.

  • @davisbowe8668
    @davisbowe8668 Před 2 měsíci +2

    "That old The King is no match for The Ganon!"

    • @Zolega89
      @Zolega89 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Send davisbowe8668

  • @dyladventurer6045
    @dyladventurer6045 Před 25 dny +2

    0:09 made me laugh the most and the hardest.

  • @MarluxiaOrgXIII
    @MarluxiaOrgXIII Před 15 lety +1

    So simple and yet so funny, one of the best poops in CZcams!
    OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND/5 stars

  • @MySegaSaturn
    @MySegaSaturn Před 16 lety +2

    I seriously almost suffocated watching this video because I was laughing so hard.
    I'd give this video more than five stars if I could.

  • @IndianPhatLute
    @IndianPhatLute Před 15 lety

    Lol this is the best short ever. Great job
    5/5

  • @Argus225
    @Argus225 Před 16 lety

    you're a fucking genius. I favorited every single one of your poops so far, and I'm obviously subscribed.
    I love how you're just being creative with plot and dialogue and don't use all those messy effects.

  • @Korvid_
    @Korvid_ Před 15 lety +2

    Help me.
    Save me.
    Protect me.

  • @xshadionytpx7891
    @xshadionytpx7891 Před 3 lety +3

    lol that old the king is no match for the ganon WTF

  • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
    @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Před 11 měsíci +1

    0:05 oh what a good leader, the kind that leads his people in wartime by example
    0:10+ actual real-time reaction

  • @1947Desoto
    @1947Desoto Před 16 lety +1

    "Help me! Save Me! Protect Me! UAH UAH UAH! SHIT SHIT SHIT!" 100/5 stars! As IAmTheGang once said, "I can't believe I never heard that one before!". Best YTP short I've ever seen!

  • @RaoDaoZao
    @RaoDaoZao Před 15 lety

    Beautifully done.

  • @thewaterman122
    @thewaterman122 Před 16 lety

    This is now undoubtably my favorite poop.

  • @minxkitty8
    @minxkitty8 Před 13 lety

    This is my favorite zelda youtube poop!

  • @TheBrister
    @TheBrister Před 15 lety

    the amazing thing about all these videos... is that there really isn't much footage to work with... but there are many unique poops based on that footage.

  • @GabrielLeni
    @GabrielLeni Před 15 lety

    One of the best poops ever!!

  • @netvana
    @netvana Před 15 lety

    One of the best I've seen in a LONG time. WIN!!!

  • @Zenju__
    @Zenju__ Před 15 lety +1

    I just love how the King's personality is preserved in most poops!

  • @imabird2676
    @imabird2676 Před 7 lety +2

    But father, what if something happens to you?
    oh! I'm going to die.

  • @456puff
    @456puff Před 13 lety

    I just watched this video 5 times in a row! (Not joking!) And I was laughing the whole time. Can this video ever get old?

  • @DaveTheUseless
    @DaveTheUseless Před 8 lety +3

    I still adore this video

  • @snarkmarc
    @snarkmarc Před 17 dny

    You and Quibby Jibby were the masters of Poop.

  • @peachypika
    @peachypika Před 16 lety

    this is the best one yet

  • @Maxbotnick
    @Maxbotnick Před 2 lety +1

    I can just picture the King running around screaming during his panic attack

  • @SuperGoku89
    @SuperGoku89 Před 15 lety

    Another great, hilarious ytp. Keep it up

  • @AvengerofBronze
    @AvengerofBronze Před 13 lety +2

    The Triforce of Wisdom promises The King will safely retu-- NO! I'm going to DIE in Gamelon!