I Coded Your Terrible Update Ideas Into Minecraft
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- čas přidán 3. 06. 2024
- 🎉 THE RESULTS ARE IN!!
The winner of the vote with 7,151 votes (over 45%) is the Barns & Nobles update!!
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The Updates:
00:00 [Introduction]
00:57 Rage & Cage Update
03:10 Swiss & Bliss Update
04:47 [Subscribe]
05:06 Soup & Soap Update
07:56 Days & Grays Update
10:49 Sweat & Threat Update
13:30 Cobs & Lobs Update
15:59 Update Update
17:23 Barns & Nobles Update
20:25 [VOTE!!]
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🎉 THE RESULTS ARE IN!!
The winner of the vote with 7,151 votes (over 45%) is the Barns & Nobles update!!
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Hey Knarfy hope your day is going well
Hey
Hi knarfy
no subscribe update in the vote(
no thanks
that soap and soup one was quite decent actually + the soap is useful for building and decoration
tbh that one was my favorite in terms of functionality! Super fun to code too
The soap is the only true no tear soap
@@Knarfyyes I think the soup and soap update is cool but I would put it in second place. For me in first place goes the barns and nobles update.
its my favorite
the soup could be used to get how did we get here
Barnes and noble’s would probably be a great update.
thats what i'm thinking to!
Exactly! I mean look at that loot! 🤑 and also 🦊
There is no “e” in barns. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Idiot.
Yes funny, the maker of pain@@PsychicOcean_001
*fundy
honestly this one just kept getting better and better, first the nicholas cage one seemed cool, then the corn one came and hit it right out of the park, THEN BARNS AND NOBLES?!
Don't forget about Fundy. He is an important aspect of the update.
the people love corn!! :D
Check the Community tab regularly for a chance to be in one of these videos!
Why did I just say that
The cheese update is unironically a great incentive for exploration, like, mojang is currently trying to make exploration more of an important aspect of the game, but I think a golden pizza that gives you strength 20, but needs you to go to a variety of structures around the world, is a much better reward than anything armor trims ever tried to be
This comment convinced me to give the cheese update my vote XD (I was gonna vote Barnes and Nobles but the incentive to actually explore more is something I really want in game ;u; )
The greatest incentive to explore, cheese
Exactly!! And the whole cheese n pizza thing is really fun in itself
0:36 the way he aligned up the "eight viewer-suggested updates" with the appearing of the updates is just wow
I ate your pants :))))
@@Sept14-iu7co unfunny
Relatable@@Sept14-iu7co
@@Sept14-iu7co lol
@@Sept14-iu7cowhat-
As a person named “Nicklas” (Nicholas), I do see this as a win. But I am clipping knarfys “cmere, Nicholas” as my new ringtone.
As another person named Nicolas, I 999% agree that this is INDEED an ABSOLUTE WIN
It should've included the constitution
You should have his "Yoink" as your notification tone.
it would be funnier if the soap made the regular obsidian cry instead lmao
anti-soap made with mud, candle, spider rotten flesh and dye
Soap is obsidian therapist
using this, you can make an infinite obsidian farm. barter with piglins to get crying obsidian, then soap to un-cry it
6:58 Its official now. If you ever are crying, use to soap to cure your depression. 👍
Instructions unclear I ate the soap and is now at the ER
@@mariam2050Instructions unclear, I went to the ER to eat their soap and am now at the morgue
respect for knarfy for being able to put up with us
Yea knarfy has arckem asylum for the commets
I appreciate the appreciation lol
Ye he already knows we are the worst he was just waiting for us to admit it
@@Knarfy I appreciate you took the time to appreciate this appreciation that a fellow fan of yours has expressed to you
@@cristianoarguello9438 I appreciate the fact you took the time to appreciate knarfy's appreciation to one of his fan's appreciation
Soup&soap is incredibly funny and very useful but I'm gonna have to go with the Barns&nobles update because of a lack of new structures and fightable bosses in the overworld
I would like 5o know why u phrased that like a profesional one of those peeps who have those sus board meetings in movies?????
@@SpringlocksCasuallyGoingOff because I took this update vote seriously
Barns and Nobles feels like an amazing update. All that I feel is missing is finding out how to make the noble's mansion spawn next to villages. The barns can stay out in the wild cuz it feels like a farmer ended up abandoning his farm or maybe was killed or lost. Maybe the barn could be a little more run down but it also works as is
The Vends Not Friends Update.
Villages are removed, replaced with malls.
Villagers are removed, replaced with vending machines now, and they never run out of stock or try and move away from you or even charge you over a single emerald for anything they give you.
As for *getting* emeralds? Breaking a machine drops some for you, so any machines you refuse to use become payouts. Plus, a busted machine stays there, and a golem associated with the mall (like how they can be associated with villages currently) are able to fix them, including refiling the emeralds, though they're a tad slow to do it.
I bet a lotta folks would love such an update.
Idk if I like the soup or the corn one better, but I think I'd choose the soup one if the soups had like 5 sips (uses) because you craft them with golden apple after all. And every sip effect would be randomised of course
It was a close call for me but I chose the corn not 😊
you nicolas cage????????????@@nicholaspizzalato4526
That Nicholas Cage fight was quite the "Face off"
Knarfy should make somthing about a squirr3l update but that would be to nutty
@@SpringlocksCasuallyGoingOff *PAIN*
Shut
Was gonna make a very punny joke about a farm but it's to corny
shut
For the bad soup, you should give an advancement / achievement, that way they have a reason to drink / eat the bad soup
Everyone vote for the Nic Cage update!
● It adds actual gameplay.
● The cage structue is an easy way to get some diamonds.
● adds a new building block.
● it's funny.
● Nicolas Cage
Nic cage x Minecraft collab?
I like the part where Knarfy said: "Watch this" and un-reinforced my deepslate all over the place
7:10 UNGILDS YOUR BLACKSTONE
When you use the soap, make it give a gold nugget when you wash Gilded Blackstone, and give you moss when washing mossy stone and mud, when you wash the roots and washing the reinforced deepslate gives you echo shards or iron bars or iron nuggets
Honestly, the Sweat and Threat was probably my favorite! Not onboard with the idea of sweat turning into creatures that hunt you, but if you were to replace that with a geyser or something that has a 10% chance of spawning a swarm like that I think it would be perfect!
Though mostly I'm just in love with the idea of a threatening force just disappearing in the water!
7:36 Knarfy casually un-reinforces our deepslate😢
Nicholas Cage could help you find diamonds and stuff like that as a reference to the National Treasure movies where he played Ben Gates.
6:53 UNCRYS YOUR OBSIDIAN
I think the fungeon is a reference to Wreck-It Ralph, with King Candy’s “fungeon”.
personally i was going to vote for cheese but then i saw the golem wand, but then I realized that the noble needs to be buffed more, so my vote is cheese
For me I just really like cheese so I picked that.
Glad to have ya on team cheese!
The Cobs & Lobs update would've been perfect if you'd added Colonel Cornelius Cornwall.
next time you do something like this here is an update idea (bred)
fails on tales
adds things like the failed flying pig, the failerman, the failed roast, the totally (not) awsome tunic, dirt slabs, dirt armor, dirt tools, new structure called: knarfy's dirt hut
AND BRED WITCH GIVES YOU BRED ARMOR WHEN YOU EAT IT (IT'S VERY OP)
I think the Cobs and Lobs update could be very interesting in a challenge run :D
indeed
I have a new kind of stupid idea it might not break Minecraft but it will break you ( so take three of your friends and yourself, Everytime you all place a item on the ground rather stairs or a block, change pov with a random player, the catch as your pov changes you controls don't you control your player but see through anothers pov) I have no idea if this will end up in a video but I'll try
Diss is hilarius
Pure genius
Read your comment again. I nearly had an aneurysm trying to read that
3:17 who saw the “and stomach problems”
My favorite is "Barns and Nobles" and "Soup and Soap". And on 3rd place (but not fav) "Cobs and Lobs" just because using corn is funny.
I would combine "Barns and Nobles" and "Soup and Soap" because they both cool and will look better if they in one update. Like Soap and Soup in Nobles' "Bastions" .
4:25 looks like you cheesed the bossfight
Knarfy, Can you code a character that can change its look to be any player once it touches them?
12:18
Sweat monster's: NOOOOOOO WATER! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!!!
6:24 UNMOSSES YOUR COBBLESTONE
"Hey! How dare you!"
*unreinforces your deepslate
Such cool names for a mod that just adds in a square version of a actor
The update update one actually gave me a laugh. Cuz Mojang does very few updates and when they do, most of the features are in the devlog
LORE: the sweat monsters are actually hallucinations from being very exhausted.
The Nicolas cage ‘thing’ made me think of an old mod thing for Skyrim where it just replaced all textures for cages in game with you guessed it *NOCOLAS CAGE!*
5:08
Thank you for using my idea I was super excited when I got to this part of the video.🎉🎉
mine (13:30) got in too!! we r highfiving rn!! :D soup and soaps a fun one, i love the idea of cleaning blocks. fits in with the copper!
3:12 let me in on this party!
I love the Barns & Nobles update and will vote for it… but I will say that I love the recipe idea for soap. Also nice variation of cows
Strong and long:springs:can be added to boots to jump higher and has no fall damage when you use it.obsidian armor part:give a little bit more armor to protect your self.stone mace:can swing things around mobs.brute zombie and skeleton:have more strength and heath And take a while to burn can jump higher by two extra blocks and a little bit higher
These updates always look at random voewers suggestions which are fun and often made with sillyness in mind but it could be fun to see one of these videos by using suggestions out of minecraft critics and other more people that often like to suggest new features
Soup and soap = the goat of all of the updates
I have an update: The All the little things update part 1 and part 2 (maybe part three if this takes long) like, not just a meme update, but an actual update they should do.
Basically everything in Minecraft, even the little things get an update. First they start with each biome, and give them a new vibe that keeps the same ideas but makes it more fresh and detailed, like the Birch forest update but for everything. Because the snow biomes got a change that fit much better with the brand new height changes for 1.18, like snowier peaks and being taller of course, while they added powdered snow for certain areas as well.
Stuff like that would be great. Then the 2nd part would be features and structures. Like dungeons needing an update, where they become more detailed and a bit bigger with up to three rooms, but single room dungeons still have added detail, but then they keep the original dungeons since alpha/beta and make those rare with really good loot.
An update like this would be really great for the game, since we have some of these things for ages.
The Tic and Tac uptake: adds tic tacs that you can eat. If you eat too many of them in a short amount of time you go crazy and get speed and jump boost. There is also Tic Tac guns that you can shoot at mobs and will give them the same effect if they get shot too many times
Even though he isn't pregnant, Knarfy never fails to deliver
Edit: why does this have 1K likes it's a bad joke
Maybe you're not bot you definitely stole someone's comment
@@RevanUkrlanOh
Bro what
A2h thought there was Gina be mini knarfy lol
Isn't delivery the midwife's job?
As a Nebraskan, I can confirm we have the best corn. Come to the Lauritzen garden’s corn festival! Don’t move here, it raises prices and taxes for the locals!
ayo you guys got corn?? 👀
Barns and nobles is a great update idea, only thing I (personally) would change is the amount of loot in the vault and increasing the nobles health because right now the vault seems too op and the noble seems too easy to kill, I’d also give the noble an ability to summon iron golems (1-2) as back up once it reaches half health. Overall amazing update idea
FUNDY in the FUNGEON got me rolling 🤣
16:58 The ender dragon is a girl! Thats a fact stated by mojang.
Edit: Googled it. She was named Jean.
7:39 reinforced deep slate can be mined but takes A LOT of time
Insert the mining obsidian meme here
@@SpringlocksCasuallyGoingOff here you go
i had a crazy idea (in the soup and soap update)
first of all, make them stackable, then make so you can gice them to mobs.
Healing effects damage undead mobs, with the possibility of giving them Speed/Jump boost. Zombies with haste would break doors faster and such. While also bad soup would give them debuff, like withering (And obey the Wither flower drop thing) Mobs that received blindness would lose track of you when you got a little far, and maybe soups could have effects that are not present in the normal potions (Like teleportation suppression, that would make so players and endermans couldn't teleport for a certain amount of time, or a Attack speed modifier that would make the cooldown of the sweeping attack twice as shorter.
Could be cool while repairing tools, useless while criting.
Update idea:
Tomato and Potato update
1.tomatoes
2.golden potatoes and tomatoes can store up to 20 items
3.the bag it can hold any minecraft crop
Crafting:Two leads,two sticks and three string
4.Potato block
crafting :bag of potatoes surrounded by 8 potatoes
5.French fries and ketchup
fries recipe:
one baked potato crafted into 3 french fries
ketchup recipe :
one tomato , one sugar and one glass bottle= one bottle of ketchup
6.potato posion:
gives saturation for one minute ,regeneration 3 for ten seconds,strength for ten seconds
pls do it im subed
There should have been a Nick Cage Golem
So cursed it's perfect
7:30. "No, f*** you.
**Unenforced your deepslate**
5:21 "Good soup, is good" Best quote I have ever heard
Knarfy love your vids! to crash your game in the most creative way is to:
Go through a lot of chunks of the Farlands while having a lot of resource pack!
knarfy never fails to destroy my braincells D:
Does anyone still have any?
@@SpringlocksCasuallyGoingOff not me
At lest the zombies can't get us
clearly the Soup & soap update is the best one.
I agree
With you
Also the soap is the best item with the good soup
7:34 *UNREINFORCES YOUR DEEPSLATE * is such a great offense 😂😂
Ya forgot Glowsquid's hypnotic nature in the intro. THIS COULD'VE MADE SUCH GOOD FARMS BUT NOOOO WE WERE NEVER PROMISED THAT WHEN IT WAS IN THE INTRO VIDEO!
2:32 oh, you based it on the netherite ingot's properties😂
Everyone vote for the rage 'n' cage update!!!
7:56 - Did anyone else notice the Grey Villagers are just named "Grey Steve"? 😂
The flares and scares update, (yes Ik this isn’t a community post but I had the idea and wanted to put it in the comments) first of all the flare, a new item crafted with gunpowder iron and red dye, it does exactly what you think it does, it shoots off a flare that scares nearby enemies away, and it also can do damage if it’s in the flare gun, which brings us to our next item… the flare gun, it’s just a flare gun used to shoot off flares at enemies and damage them as well as having a chance to light them on fire, it’s crafted with red dye all around a amethyst and an iron nugget. With the scares part, there comes some new mobs like the ent, who is a living tree that stalks you in the forest you’re in, making its way to you then suddenly attacking you (drops a tree spirit that can be used for making a growing charm, that helps things grow, maybe like an instant bonemeal but you have to charge it with the tree spirits). Also another mob comes called the cave crawler, which is like a spider that moves on the roofs of the caves you’re in, waiting to get the drop on you and give you a heart attack (which drops a sticky web, which is a throwable cobweb but single use, also drop corrupted spider eyes, that can make a corruption potion that when thrown, gives the corrupted effect, which makes you take half a heart of damage extra, but also gives a small speed boost as well). If you read the whole thing you’re very cool here’s a cookie 😁🍪
in cobs and lobs update you need to add plantable corns.
Stop the update vote, add all the updates.
YES
Lol
Down with the vote
love how much effort knarfy puts into his videos
I wish I would've watched this vid before the results, because I wanted (keyword wanted) the Cobs & Lobs update. Still very funny vid, Knarfy!
I love how much effort knarfy puts into his videos
You're a bot
@@IDKWHATISMYUSERbro he just appreciates the work put into the videos
@@IDKWHATISMYUSERif you can't handle that than get off the internet
@@IDKWHATISMYUSERand get a life
3:12 THE CHEESE UPDATE!
I know an update that Knarfy should do. It is the BOSS update. There is three bosses, on for each dimension, the ancient golem in the overworld, the Undead King in the Nether, and the Mutant in the End. Each of these bosses has several special attacks, and when killed, the drop a heart of their dimension, now with each one spereatly, you can make pretty good stuff, but combine, and you'll get the dimensional staff.
Nine Ningots for a Nick Cage block? Outstanding
Nickolas CAGGEEEEE
I would pay for these NOT to be added to Minecraft.
I'd like the pig and other animal variations to be added but the rest no including the "nobles". So much of this stuff is stupid.
Don't you dare...
Mod idea, Dust and Stray update, New pet variants, mud armor from baking mud in a blast furnace, mud pigs, and a new block called the Driftwood, it is a darker wood, almost like a slightly darker spruce color, planks, (cut in a stonecutter,) can be crafted with a turtle helmet in a smithing table to get the Ocean Dwellers Helm, Infinite water breathing, strength, and luck. Also adds a new boss, The Ghast King, a grey ghast hydra, that regrow each head after 10 minutes. So be quick fighting this boss, it spawns in a new structure called The Nether Tower. It is a giant tower from the floor to the roof, and has a core that can be broken. With silk touch you can pick up the hydra core. Can only be broken by a netherite Pickaxe.
Ooh, how about the Crops & Props update!
Adds a new farm structure, with new crops such as corn, gunpowder & ore plants, also adds weeds.
Adds decorations such as plushies & more plant vases!
1st
Wow
Yup yep
Giggity goo wahoo
Congrats
Congrats on being first
The Barns and Nobles has the potential to be an actual medieval update
Knarfy: You know what? Forget you. *Unreinforces your deepslate.*
The Triggers and Diggers update.
Adds guns and slavery, just like old times!
Force villagers to dig for materials and harvest crops for you! Starve them.
Guns now exist, and one shot to the head proves fatal, even to the Ender Dragon!
There's also whips to make sure that your slaves get back to work!
Oh yeah, the more they work the more black they beco-
My lawyer has advised me not to finish this joke.
the scythes and knives update
adds scythe weapon which is basically a cross between a sword and a hoe. Its more efficient than a hoe, has less damage than an axe and more than a sword, and is slower than sword but faster than axe.
knife weapon: Has less range than a sword and does a lot less damage, but has no attack cooldown, so every hit is a crit. crafted with a stick and diamond/iron/gold/whatever
thats my idea just for fun :p
Butter, mansions, & soap (though with a slightly different functionality) are amazing.
Make a rickroll mod with every thing making the Rick roll sound. Water , mobs, walking, getting hit.
The noble needs a buff that puts his health just under the ender dragon by like 50
Obviously Nic Cage gotta win.. he’s the men of memes
I love the barns and nobles Update because you get lots of chaos, loot and a fun little "toy" that Iron Golems love :D I am defiantly voting for the barns and nobles update!
An update:
The Plain and Pain update, makes every single enemy have full protection 255 Netherite armor, and in every plains books you will find notch, who gives you god armor
I think the days & grays update would be a bit cooler if the gray mobs goal was to corrupt the entire world and make it gray (youll know if they won when the sky turns gray) but once you kill the gray mob, any blocks they corrupted will revert back to normal
The Soup and Soap one would be awesome to test with friends and useful!
I actually have an interesting mod idea based off dredge imagine if while in minecraft when it gats dark and mobs spawn as normal but while not directly interacting with them they start scratching blocks or generally messing with stuff like breaking glass or opening doors. They also disappear if they player gets to close unless their anxiety meter fills.
This anxiety meter increases as they see more ways that mobs have altered things nearby as it fills up mobs increase spawning or illusions start messing with you or you lose your sense of direction (nausea) and it also causes phantoms to start spawning and become more aggressive
And of course dying doesn’t reset this meter the only thing that does is sleep
i love how knarfy references the “get some help” meme here 4:59
Knarfy you missed the opportunity to use the Nick Cage block to make a Nick Cage Golem
I feel the Soup and Soap update, could update the soap to when you wash the block off it drops the items that your cleaning (Mossy cobblestone drops moss, guilded black stone drops gold ingots, etc)
The corn and barns and nobles would be so cool together I think mojang should actually add it
A great update would be the Cipher and Decipher Update. It's a Gravity Falls themed update
Bill Cipher is a Boss
The Mystery Shack spawns randomly
You can acquire Journal 1,2 and 3 which you can use to summon Bill
All the GF characters that are important are in the Update.
The Update Update wouldn't be too bad not gonna lie. It could be useful for Minecraft World Templates when Mojang wants players to try out early features. Good interpretation Knarfy. :)