The Ultimate Kiryu Kazuma ASMR
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- čas přidán 16. 05. 2019
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This is what Majima listens to when he goes to bed
Yr damn right about that lol
I would've assumed he listened to the grunts Kiryu makes when he's in a fight.
Moostached Saiyan Prince yes... the grunts are from when they’re “fighting”
Ha Very funny 😄👍
CraizyShy KIRYU CHAN
I think I speak for all of us when I say this...
We NEED majima asmr as soon as humanly possible
Just random spikes in his pitch as he's talking. Just to be sure we're always on edge
majima crazy laughing for 1 hour
Probably just a black screen with subs, becuz Makoto is blind
I’d watch both his manic overly excited voice and then his low serious badass voice. That would really give me goosebumps.
THAT WOULD BE *RAD !*
Real yakuza play with a controller, but real men do asmr.
Real yakuza fight irl
Also how tf u got no comments but nearly 1k likes
@@DiamondGuyALT Three years after I said that, Ishin is releasing on pc. La vida da muchas vueltas.
ASMR to help you sleep - Kiryu punches you until you're half-dead
Yaaayy!
You are already dead...
Only if you cross him of course
Kiryu wouldn't do that. Kiryu has never killed anyone.
@@dirtyharry0191
Half dead doesn't mean full dead
"I was gonna bring you some Pepsi."
-Kiryu Kazuma, 49 seconds after a Pepsi ad.
Oh lord
Real talk, Kiryu's voice is pretty relaxing.
OMG RAISE! Ik this is so late, but plz do a Kiryu ASMR! I know you're doing Jotaro ones and I absolutely love em, but plz do this one too!
Serious lack of NANI here
Bro, kiryu's coming, and he says he is going to take you down to stop majima everywhere, once and for all
Can I join Majima Construction?
@@crypticmetaphor2723 Get your ass over here and get some work done
I found a copy of this on a vhs tape hidden in majimas closet
Ngl when he called me his kyoudai my heart actually skipped a beat
I love how the subtitles start off serious then goes off on a tangent
I have beaten every boss but I haven't faced ASMR Style Kiryu
My girlfriend is big into sensory stuff...she'll probably melt to this and leave me for Kiryu though.
Not that bad of a deal tbh
I bet you'd leave her for Kiryu first
@@user-ek2xg3ps5s you aren't entirely wrong
Ya do It too.
It’s fine. Kiryu would just turn her down because he doesn’t know what sex is.
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Subtitles: "I was just watching over you"
Kiryu: "Doesn't matter whether I live or die."
ah nice soothing asmr
Ignorance is bliss and this video is proof of that.
This is both blessed and cursed. I partially think "Fuck, yes." and "Oh God, no."
same
I don't know why, but the first thought that came to mind was “Kiryu is gonna tell me a pepperoni secret.“
Kiryu looks like the kind of man who tells spicy pepperoni secrets.
A+ voice actor, he's so perfect for the character
I feel the dragon directly in my ears
Didn't intend to, but I just watched this entire video. Where is my heart thingy?
10:08 wasn't ready
Doctor: "You have 21 minutes and 10 seconds to live
Me: *clicks on this*
"You should get some sleep."
"Here's A STAMINAN SPARK to help you rest"
Kiryu: Ningen
Sub: SAMPLE TEXT
Me: a missed opportunity for sure
Ah this reminds me that Takaya Kuroda did once voice a yakuza themed yaoi.
I'm sickened but curious...
Link pls. 🙏
@@r.j.j.o en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finder_Series
Specifically the character Asami.
That's basically how that one Kiwami 2 substory went, huh?
@@lackusshock Oh lord.
It's much worse than I imagined.
@@lackusshock Never in my life did ever expect to see a conversation about Viewfinder in 2019, and much.less in a Yakuza video.
*ESSENCE OF SOOTHING VOICE*
Honestly? You could have left this without subs and I'd still listen. Kiryu's voice is just that soothing... when he's not having to bust skulls.
Thanks, devilleon!
This is like taking a walk to the park, sitting in one of the benches, drinking and/or eating something & Kiryu appears, he approach & sitting next to me, starting this dialogue.
2:17 I wasn't expecting such intense life advice
This killed and revived my fangirl soul like 20 times over and over again
doesn't work as well when you actually understand the dialogue www
Reminds me of the Hitler reaction meme from back in the day. The guy who directed the film the meme came from loved it, but ofc he had to mute it because he speaks German.
Can’t really do that with ASMR tho.
@@rubyy.7374 Yep, I speak German and it is kind of awkward to hear something but at the same time seeing another thing.
I hate how I can tell what some of these lines actually mean, despite wanting to read the meme subs.
Like, how can I take Kiryu's promise of bringing me a Staminan Spark when he just let me know this was his first time, and then asked me to be gentle with him?
And no, despite what Devileon has said about using lines from BLCDs, that is an actual line in one of the games. Where it comes from I will not tell, but I'm pretty sure most people know exactly where it's from.
10:09
English translation: whole fucking paragraph
Japanese: "AH"
Yep, this is Yakuza alright
So this was the new video you were talking about... To be honest, I'm not into ASMR, but I'll listen to anything with Kiryu's voice, it's just so soothing! Plus, it was hilarious, I could hear his stories (aka reading the totally accurate subtitles) for hours 😂
I hope you a Majima version, I mean come on, there has to be one, riiight?
Okay this is Sekshii af
I felt the heat and i am moist.
Now make the ultimate Majima Goro ASMR.
This has been helping me sleep for 4 years now. Love my awkward little man chatting bubbles in my ear.
Before I start, I'm going to bet a thousand that devilleon put some of kuroda's yaoi cd lines in here.
Guess you owe me a thousand dollars now :D
I waited for my parents to leave just to listen this on fucking speakers on full volume.
Best experience while laying in the bed.
Hell yeah.
Ah yes. My favourite part of the Yakuza series where Kiryu had 300 confirmed kills, trained in gorilla warfare and fought against Al Qaeda
Edit: Where's my heart?
This man isn't the guy to lecture me about eating habits, espaicially since he eats 10 ice cream bars in a row to get a sliver of health, making me go to happy burger and order thier entire menu.
Listening to this during Covid-19 hits different.. it’s also 2, probably 3 am in the morning, so this also feels strange, yet fitting. Great video, now give me heart-
*I N S T A N T N U T*
Watched the entirety of this. I must say, my walls look better now that they're all white.
kiryu called me a champ, but the real ones here are him and leon
12:14 Dude, I was literally holding an Iced Cola in my hand.
*ThAt’S raD*
Alright this will be my background noise for studying
Jesus Christ, kiryu, you're so calm and chill, then you scream in my ear 3:34 in the vid!
But I still love you, kyoudai.
No homo tho
Also, I finish this beautiful masterpiece
Yo he’s two Adam apples
Sorveel Now that's the essence of manliness
why did i just get this video get recommended to me now, when i needed it 4 years ago
Holy shit....no words can describe the pure artistry on display here.
My friends: Ricardo Milos is a Real Man
Me: Hold my shirt
I was having a really bad time with my anxiety today.
Listening to this has helped me calm down a lot,
I love his voice. He relaxed me so much, and I can forget all the bs that happens. Thanks!
The best 20 minutes of this day. Thank you for take the time to doing this Leon!
RyougiKyo Leon HEEEEEEEELP
The first sentence sounds like Kiryu, or Kuroda-san sitting near my bed.
Need a sequel where we find out Kiryu's favorite anime. Thanks for the video though!
Did you actually hire Takaya Kuroda to record and bless us with his holy voice?
I will leave that up to your fertile imagination
Hate to break the illusion but the subs may not be 100% accurate
All the voice lines used were from the game. The subs are not real. It's a joke.
@@OmarMuhammadPlus Thought so. Recognized some of the words.
Kiryu voice just soo Testosterone that I could feel the tremble in my eardrums down to my heart..
I don't know why but I sleep to this every night I have no clue what he's saying to me but I trust him please make a majima one
*Essence of ASMR*
Either he hired kiryu s va to do this vid or he used dialog from PREVIOUS games ouo either way nice
Essence of Tinglings
You make my Kiryu tastes great tonight. Thank you, drink.
this is probably complete gibberish to a native japanese speaker.
Oh Gosh....we need a Majima Asmr as well 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
I trained ChatGPT to talk like Kiryu and think like him. Put this on in the background while I imagine I'm in some Japanese bar, telling Kiryu my problems while having a drink. It sounds ridiculous, but it's been therapeutic.
It's like chatting with someone online without having to worry about the time they get online
"still good my overgrown sideburns" kiryu roasting himself is the best
You’ve always had the talent to change things into something completely different, Leon but I damn sure wasn’t expecting you to actually make me like 1 ASMR, this masterpiece right here is immune to criticism. Thank you for blessing us with this video,man
My man kiryu just soothed my soul
I thought I'd hate this.
I was quite exquisitely mistaken.
I'm random Japanese guy who watched English videos to learn English, but I apparently came to the wrong place. This was gold experience
Is your learning of the English language going well, random Japanese guy ?
This should be the only ASMR video allowed to exist
Thanks For this Devilleon
I'm gonna be honest: Last night I didn't sleep at all. I had to stay up late for a project that I was given for college and having to work on it non-stop without being able to get any rest was stressful for me. So I ended up finding this video and looped it a few times. The first time I stopped to read the subtitles which were hilarious to me, not gonna lie. But Kiryu's voice was so soothing that I felt like I could've fallen asleep if I had gone to lie down while listening to it on an endless loop. It helped me have an inner peace while I worked on this project, so thanks for the laughs and thanks for the video. I don't often listen to ASMRs, but it helped me a lot more than I hoped it would :")
Wow this is really well made. It must’ve been tough to collect all of those lines and organise them to sound like a real conversation. The subtitles were great too and the part about deadlines actually hit close to home. Thank you
ngl my favorite thing about the hostess minigames having full voice acting in kiwami 2 and 6 is the kiryu asmr
I just found this channel and I'm enjoying every video of it, thank you Devilleon7, very cool.
Also I legit almost fell asleep listening to this
Happy to be of service!~ :D
this is the content i subbed for
man this has legit helped me quite a bit thanks for making it kyoudai :)
Now we need Goro Majima Ultimate ASMR
Kiryu has a great voice, I cannot believe I’ve watched the whole video...Great video Leon!
Thank you, Leon-san for this blessing.
Kuroda did voice in a "sleep inducing CD" in the past! It's part of a series that features many popular voice actors. The characters they played are in general flirty or having a crush to the listener.
www.honeybee-cd.com/hituji_tokubetu.html
Lowkey actually made me fall asleep.
Yes, I read the subtitles even while listening
devilleon is an absolute legend.
This was the best 20 minutes I've ever spent tbh, I can officially die happy now.
Now this is the content i subscribed for
I watched it till the end. I need my heart Mr.devilleon7-san
Thank you for watching over me Kiryu. It means alot
The day couldn't get any better, listening to Kiryu talk cures depression/anxiety but gives sudden urges to go sing in karaoke (Majima edition confirmed?)
What are the odds of youtube recommending me this 2 days after it's made? Brilliant stuff, my cheeks hurt from smiling at the subtitles
I've never felt so glad to be alive, until I saw this. Kiryu is truly the ultimate ASMR artist.
This was awesome dude! Please do one for Majima in the future!
I needed this in my life. Thank u
What a lovely voice♡
*""I wrote a blog post about why I fuckin hate video games because this is what it does it appeals the male fantasy""*
This is Ultimately Wholesome, I finally can live my best life from now on :)
20 minutes well spent. This is why I subscribed the internet.
thank you for doing this
You're a goddamned genius, or a mad lad. Respect and a sub either way for this.
I’m am so relaxed right now
So soothing!